The evening world. Newspaper, October 12, 1903, Page 10

of last week were exceptional only in the matter of the |" the dumbwalter didn’t dear old Uncle § OO THESPIAN Wp: WipsoM.} CAUSE AND EFFECT. CAUSE AND EFFECT. i Pa tne acta Gcecien ah . Jaok, ‘just ike a father to Amy,’ whi Man, lepth water. jummer shower Teal] per to mo that he'd have a cab around “No,” agreed The Man Higher Up. “When a man weverity they are approximated in feet-wetting possi-|the corner at 6 o'clock because he'd y vi wants to ley the foundation for a divorce sult he gen=- bilities by the pools remaining from the downpour. taken such an {nterest in me! 7 hi ” , The Evening World has frequently called attention} act not for me! Charley and me ; Sea aes depeaaa ati a made up. No, he ain't working, but.| 3 = & & to the need of bridges to protect passengers from accl-| then, Charley's eo ambitious, and he 7 a ent in the press and jam of vehicles on the broad plazas| carries on something fierce if I just| “ of A Biblical Malady. of shiny asphalt before the ferry-houses. Are they dare to look at anybody, A friend of fi 7 ‘A loper was exhipited at a lecture to an audience of Cht- § never to have relief? ig! ten @) sonamne)tn) bese she) Feces and 1S cago University students the other day, Dr, James Nevine ft cs could only get $6,000 capital] i ) Hyde, the lecturer, sud that leprosy is not dangerously con- In the words of a morning contemporary, “Are they| they'd do it. But I says to him, { . i tagious; that it is curable, and that It Is gradually disappeare to go on thus suffering forever?” wouldnt let you risk that much money] © ; x tng from all countries. He does not believe that any drug on the races, and we had an awful fight ”: g ; capable of curing leprosy will ever be discovered. Clean= 4 THE OLD STATION AGENT. Sea tential aa the matter to a 0 &> lineas and goo food, he asserts, are the surest and test . Ql + but he sa iis money was 7 ed hex, ‘ Congratulétions are extended to an old employee of aoe up and Amy and her mother gave | { Pact! 2 & ariey such a look you'd have thought| “ ; ben Esterase Rallroad, the station agent at Bor| Charley had a chance of getting tt, and é p Salaries of Rulers. ; lentown, on completion of fifty-four years of con-| thet ne was depriving Amy, the right-| ‘ A statistician in Paris has computing the “wages bi tinuous service with the road. He has retired from ac. | ful hel, of It. My, you'd think he never | « > |which Huropean sovereigns receive, with the following re ; tive duties and his reward, in addition to the esteem bts|,0rr, ne house without pusting a yellow-| : : sult: The) Cas, of) Russia. gets Hi 9 ralnnte, the Munperes r the pincuahion, and all | ‘ ‘ ¢ Austria $55, the King of Italy Kalser Withel i faithfuiness has earned him, ts an unlimited pass over| oan ever hear of him giving up was a 5 Siena ant $15, the King of Spain $14, the King of te the company’s lines and a pension amounting to 65 per | 4.9 shirt waist for Amy, and only then 2 7 Helgians %, the King of Denmark $3.60, while Peter, the new cent. of his salary at the time of retirement. because they got him cornered in the} & Singleton—! say, old chap, what . sovereign of Servia, recelves the mere pittance of $1.53 @ + $O0%0O0064004 The Importance of Mr. Peewee, the Great Littl Man. <“ x< & # s# & He Endeavors to Make Good His React that He Is a Crack Bowler, and Astonishes Ever: body. in the Alley, Including Himself. Publishing Company, No. & to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Omcs ‘at Now York as Second-Class Mai! Matter. WOLUME 44......... .NO, 16,892. Now You SEE THE :DEA 3 TO S' GT & THE LARGE BUDGET. DAKE © STRIKE IW Bose, Ben pub renee, oe = Sov f 178 GASY, = 1h ae ; A $105,000,000 budget, such as bagerre cad craves ae You XN X poy 2 COE \ AS) pears of staggering size even for a city whose KNOW Wow. sus re VER Crean expenditure has long exceeded that of many govern- PREWEE Too ments. But do the increased appropriations asked for, uniformly larger as they are for all the departments ex- copt that of Finance, indicate extravagance? Not necessarily in a municipality that increases in population by more than 100,000 every year. On the _ contrary, the department reports have shown retrench- ment and economy in items where definitely exact com- parisons may be made with Tammany’s payments. An interesting detail of such economies has been “effected by the lessened expenses of the veterinary | vite of the Police Department under the Low administra- = he as/contrasted with the Tammany figures. In 1901, 2 fast year of the Devery regime, it cost $13,491 to care for 395 horses. This outlay Col. Partridge reduced ' to $2,738 in 1992 while increasing the number of horses to 416. From Jak. 1 to Oct. 1 this year the department has paid $1,903 for the care of 429 horses. Commissioner Woodbury's department exbibits many similar economies of operation—as in the incinerator at’ _ the foot of West Forty-se street, the sorting plat- _ farm of which earns $12,48@ a year. Or permanent + economies such as the n of aixty-oight Good Old Papa. 3 $ ANYTHING! — Waitaminnit--the Woman Who Is Always Late. Music Hath Charms, but If Can't Help a Man Who Is Wrestling with a Back-Load of Trouble? Si ARE You 5 1G ENOUGH) and of land at Riker’s Island from which it was the ‘Tammany custom to dump at sea. er one looks im the Strest-Cleaning Department them are evidences) And Amy Thinks He Will| % | @f money saved—in the tract of land juift, across Ma- ‘censb’s Gam Dridge also reclaimed by aahes; in the better| Remember Her in His. | grade of horees; in a detafl like the coment floor of] Will, but He Will Not. » the Bast Seventeenth street stables procured by « thrifty _ @impowal of useless property. 5 | OF the $8,000,000 additional asked by tho Board ot] “Nnverzations sta Chorus Giri” publisned up again to testify against her mistress in ® é divorce case,” observed the Cigar Store Man, \ Maueation $2,000,000 will be required to provide for| by Strest & Smith.) “3 M : nd | $3,000 now rittings in 1904, Provision {s also made in J ber Vopre tube resol rear sly ‘You can’t lose her,” sald The Man Higher boys that holler ‘Raw! Raw : “4 . the estimate for 889 more teachers. Thetr number gives Raw!’ ¢o show you they are only Up 1) read in a newave ber the otter day that Lisa | & concrete idea of the expansion of the school system male heaery Line tag Bercy Ase srae z | sald the chorus girl, “but m: \- ‘whioh even tho larger figures of the required extra sit- vi Tit a: hcate ee Calla betwreeti tings fail to convey. them and an old man's darling play. One gains a further appreciation of the immensity of} “Tn the school problem by recalling that since the beginning of Mayor Low’s term of office bonds to the amount of// 0 chem prominent citizens that $17,788,430 have been authorized by the Board of Hati-| comes areund you like ae if they wai : vant girl went on the stand and took her oath ~ = mate for the purchase of new school sites and the erec-| going to say, mistress was all to the good? I have been somew! an observer of the legal process by which husbands seelc tion of new buildings, girl, and 1 > } To the eventual increase of the educational item of bad he satey tendbas etter oie f » | to squeeze the mucilage out of the ‘I promise to take this \ , quiet time,’ and| ¢ : the budget no bounds can bo set. ‘We shall have to Edasaia boca! Ot whieusy Larosa’ to woman to be'my wedded wite’ clause, and I have never allow the demands of the Board,” says Comptroller |the flat and stays till he's drank tt all yet failed to observe the servant girl witness who didn’t Grout. And also for years to come without demur if the up. They believe in spiritualism and know all the co-respondents by their first names. inva gabl cry because they say they're getting old | “As a keen observer the servant girl witness in @ ing armies of children are to get their due from! and nobody loves them. the city. Within weven years, including the elttings to| “Huh, you know them! Ive always divorce suit has got Sherlock Holmes skinned all ways be provided for next year, seats for 186,000 additional | ‘8! don't speak my name ro loud | & from the ace. To hear her testify she never works, She > there may be a reporter around.’ And is always around keeping cases on the woman who pays children Dave been arranged for! you've got to introduce them as ‘Mr. Ree Canada Bill It is an enlargement of school facilities as extraor-| Brown. her salary, and 86 @ case-keeper she has got aS dinary' ag are the conditions of incrense which by the| * in a maiden selling race. Of course the mistress is never end of another year will make this extensive provision Wise, She) conducts herself! in:her indiscretions to the inadequate. accompan'ment of a brass band and hands out opera~ glasses to her hired hands so that they may keep better tab on the performance. “The French maid who Is playing a part in the divores suit you mention says that she could distinguish the rustling of a silk skirt through a closed door and could hear the sound of kissing all over the place, even when she didn’t see the kissing done, I have never been an audience to a kissingfest, and it may be that some men and women buzz with a noise like an automobile running through a mud puddle. I can speak only from experi- ence. It seems to me that the more on the quiet a kiss + is played the closer it comes to being worth while taking © {a chance for. “When you come to look the layout over there isn't » | much difficulty in casing out why the servant girl is al- ® | ways a witness against her former mistress in a divorce © | suit, It {s the nature of woman to be sore at a woman »|she works for. Outwardly she may appear as docile as a trained seal, but she has that grouch hidden away in her memory vault and you can bet your neck that if she gets wise to anything not up to the rules and regulations governing the doings of a good wife she puts it away i ij with the grouch.” ig “Servants don’t know as much about the man of the \ | The Servant Girl As a Witness. H 66 I SEE that the deadly servant girl has turned } are lucky because they don’t keep servants, but it is no’ often that the poor have divorce sults. If they did and had servants I suppose the loyal maid would be the will- ing Mary to go on the witness-stand and make the repue ’ | tation of her former mistress look like a smear. “Did you ever hear of a divorce suit In which the sem one of them dotty old papas cor around to the De Branscombs that they call ‘Uncle Jack,’ and make a fuss over, because he’s awful rich and may remember Amy in his will, But he won't. They never do, They are on to you and are giving you the laugh all the time, But the De Branscombe never got anything out of him, except when he mends out to buy anything and they never give him back the change. But that don't do much good, as he never es anything higher than a one spot. ‘hey’re alwayae talking about invest- ments and what they told their broker to do about them Reading bonds. But {f you come to find ont, their money's in thelr wife's name and she has to sign WEST STREET BRIDGES. The visitors within our gates are wont to laugh at sur horse-cars as survivals in the metropolis of primi- ‘lve and obsolete traction facilities. Those of them who witnessed the transportation of arriving railway pas- Sengers In trucks over the raging inland waters of West street during the heavy rains of Thursday and Friday must have mingled compassion with their amusement. It is an odd anomaly that a passenger embarking at San Francisco should be carried speedily and in safety ‘Across the continent without personal discomfort of the|the checks, and is generally in Newport slightest kind only to be deposited in the nation’s great-| trying to get « cross-eyed daughter into BIE * est city on the margin of a lake where he ta given the| ey, Sometimes you mest him out 2) Aye } oy \ Ges ) ° oe - wait A Minuet THALF DEAR ~ Do $1 NOcTURN a pe must % Yo You must ( BELIEVE IT with them in a carriage, sitting in a / option of striving vainly for standing room on an infro-| hack seat looking as if he hadn't a quent car or paying @ cabman the price of a ticket to] friend in the world. You mustn't recog- Philadelphia or resolutely fording the waters to a distant|nise him then. His head may be white, point of safety. te cays, but his heart 1s young, and in ‘The Pennsylvania and the Central Railway of New Ca ' Herenrnan S— hia grand home he {s sad and lonely But I'd sooner play 2 in the goo: Jersey heave bridges for foot passengers across West|old summer aaa Gos with a troupe atrest. The Erie long ago promised one; the Lacka-|0f trkeys when the leaves begin to ‘wanna, so far es can be recalled, has made no promise, |‘! than to have one of them tiresome : 2 ‘lotd binds on my staff. a But that euch means of exit from the ferry-houses are) ‘when Amy went out in the kitchen RK: ungently called for admits ef no denial. The conditions| to help her mother take the bottled peer house as they do of the mistress,” said the Cigar Store store and looked hard at him when the| @have you that string around your salewlady said, ‘Shall I send it ¢. 0. D.”" ?finger for? “He don't take them out to dinne: Wedderly—To remind me of Quizzem—Hello, Pat! | hear bane said De Ranter, “Stormer minute, These ‘wages’ are reckoned on a basis that cash monarch {n question works for six hours a day six dang in the week, All this ts deserved, and more; but has this faithful and veteran railroad man done his duty to himself in rising no higher on the great corporation's roll of em-| cause he has indigestion, ‘Then he goes g something | am to get for my ¢ that prize-fighters fight in out of his book.” you went out on a strike, : { ployees? to sleep on the sofa and mustn't be dis- | ‘ aring. What kind of a ring is it?” “Oh, he wrote a book, did he?” Pat—Th rolght. Ol sthruck ?, Ho began his service when railroading wns. young| {urea Hecaum he's #0 sensitive, and it] « Singieton—What are you to} “Anengagement ring ie used for } queried Egbert. “What was the ¢ fer shorters hours, O! dunno. Our Army’s New Guns. he was offended he might leave Amy out Sparring, but when it is to be a tit! t it? Quizzem—Did you get them? ‘The army if 4 y 1s to have an entirely new outfit of fleld guna and promotion easier than it is now. He mastered the|of his will. “Wedderly-Why—er—blamed if } fight to a fin’ wedding ring is How to Become an Actor,’” Pat—Ol did, Ol'm fot wurrktin’ and ace guns, which will be of @ pattern different we anyt “Auties of ticket agent, baggage man, telegraph operator, rane , Po fatherly old gent for me.| t haven't fergotten what 't wai used. | believe was the reply. at all, now, b’gorry! weapons hitherto employe’ in the service. They will be of “aga Aespatcher, and in the trying times of railway traf-| [oe wut he'd wive sen cvcrrth alt OOO8 ae¢ PLPLDLODIODGDD 89096-90000 OOPOOOOEEIOOEOOIGF-06 000 O900O OO HOOOOOOOO8 | tho quick-fire Kind and will shoot twenty times as fast as the flo after the outbreak of the war of the rebellion, when | sri Poe etarcindh seed [i cian i ine guns now in use, ‘They can throw twenty explosive shells world he has. "4 he hi Only he ‘hasn't got ‘@ minute. i fe ae comes oft the Pennsylvania was overtaxed by the Lips aotpy the we ofiliving?! Stories Told About New Yorkers. Daf ~~ Rs, 4 nds made on it to forward troops, he showed his that. by moving army trains. Why did he go no Ae ROY L, MCARDBLL, let him know it. ‘The consequence was) has for automobiles is such he will Rockefeller, “I am John D. Ry ——_— we talked and yawned al! night Next! not permit them on ‘his place at Pooan-| Jr. and I order you off this cs ly he was {ll from loss of rest, Tasked|tico Hills. Mr. Rockefeller was driving mast you not to return, Go back chs 500,000 Acres of Tea. ‘The halt million acres cultivated in tea in India produced 190,000,000 pounds, the investment being about $100 an acne, mons, the artist, asked of Law- “a A RHN'T you sleepy?’ Ned Sim- rance D'Orsay at the Lambe’ “4 Tn the wonderful development of railroading, the SING ON. Club tho other night. him: why he ‘aadn't gone to bed and he/ with his wifo recently on one of the uu came in, too.’ thirteen ty atory of progress that is sober fact, the section “Nearly dead,” replied the Bari of] replied: ‘You know {t isn't considered] winding roads in his estate when he wee i a ge’ many eniles qut of my | The labor required is persons, $0) the sere, Oa ia Soon the ahadows will be gone; " a gd form for to admit fatigue die tbe way t came 1d the | pound of India tea will produce seven and a half gallons of ‘has come up to an executive post, the freight || soul, sing ont Pawtucket with a drawl and a yawn. | R020 on ange 2g ue) saw an automobile driven by @ young ad 1 am gob , fa given strength, while the tea of China, will preduam lina risen to a presidency, the telegra Skstay) igen “Why don't you go to ded then?” in-| to a guest, It was your place to bave/man who ix prominent in college ath-| it. LC eoe Senet tha one tea of ran on upward unt) Poh re “Boul even LAs Auiked” thes actin esented retiring letics. With the athlete were threo v reat. mae but five gallons, a avenue palace ” te eaki D’Orsay. “It's * continued Simmons, women from Barn: College. sat foe vault with $00,000,000 in Bante pale: Heir oces 1 oe ey tick Ne in| “when (you get etebey' ln) dite: ouneey | usc etpuoes ex iene Eat tee etek es ee Rommcretion I igratio: |] Soon the vales, of morning blest, area you had better say 0, If you don't your Oe, ‘ immigration. company. will be ing out for another | W#4 almost upon him, when the drew his “T know at ten't, But I got over being | et ‘our place. | horse and bugsy road, maicing a With’ God's roses on the breast— ollin Wheat Gabi tered deep vagase tee cane fala goal Bence triers. fou tr loaboepinie acs tes Seeman bee PeGood: by, Recketelier” cal galled the cor! Soul, sing ont turned Simmons, “Once I was vielting|"n clone ig bed afore you forget your | XO" seem to want a frood deal of that for a lutte man” and amid Prank L. Stanton tn Atianta Con- [|| in England and I had told my host my | first lewon in i " called out the athlete, Her veane to nae twioe-told tales over again. I was buret~ . } ‘As It happens to be my property, I| Scape ‘ oe re || ing with alesp, but I was too polite to| ‘The batred er, I Eo. pele oie a Tired, yet thankful, thou shalt rest