The evening world. Newspaper, September 29, 1903, Page 14

THE .2 EVENING » WORLD'S .¢ HOME »# MAGAZINE 2 | ©0008 FO EHO0 G80 98O6H09O5H6- 02604 +: 444-9419666-94429600000 BPED ERD PHCOOSOSOOLOS: bere Y2CEOD O48 iThe Misadventures of Archie «-t A Lesson in Astronomy He Didn’t Expect to Take.ttotetetetetei WOLUME 44.. = NO. 18,379. _ F3 ; TOO MUCH BEEFSTEAK. \4 2 a ‘This is the day of ex-Congressman “Tim” Camp- ell’s annual becfsteak dinner. The great gorge will 3 take place at tle Oriental Club, in Grand street. Records come and go among the beefsteal: eaters the champion o/-one year may be on a diet of toast and tea the next. From the list of invited guests we miss! « Robert Ven Wyck, champion of 1807 with a record of * #ix pounds of succulent steak consumed at a sitting.| ’ Diyver is noi there; death has claimed him, But where! i Tommy” Dinnean, who made away with six pounds last December at the Atlantic Garden becfeaters’ tour- Mament? That was a Gargantuan feast. at which little “Charley” Abrams, weight ninety-oight, put seven pounds of sirloin under his waistcoat. Where is Albert, Kramer, record six and a half? Where is Alderman Porges, five and three-quarters? Where is Isaac Fromme, metropolitan champion to date with a con-| 4 ‘sumption of seven and a quarter pounde? Is not one) Class A appetite to be representod? ' \ “Aimer fn cowry tally aiovance ot aa tot tora COMFessions = — |:MIrs, Waitaminnit--the Woman Who Is Always Late. ee S oeeeeaaenssasonngepeaoronsseneneos S648 84-66-86 4.403 K fi a health, Add his th it of fluid | . 4 peawtaite® tor Ke vaitatiealionvet: tats altoeanoes inane + Of... tet ro] ws Hubby’s Chance fo Collect a Debt from a Friend Is Spoiled by Her Too Deliberate Methods. 3 d the bzead and butter and condiments accompanying | * A Male Flirt.) i | it (o make it palatable and an idea may be had uf the © | extent of the imposition put upon the stomach, ; fs The thorough digestion of such a meal is impossible. Edited by \ According te Dr. T. K. Chambers, high British autos | ROY L. McCARDELL. ity. “a mar in the prime of life who puts too much} meat into a good stomach etains in his blood an excess | of uric ccid.” The little crystals of the acid are visible uader the microscope—thowrands of tiny insoluble dia-) oiner than having prepared then monds that cut and scratch the excretory organs. Thetr| personal expertenca of another, } continued presence means gout or rheumatism or fatal, ees Bright's discase. |The Charm of Novelty. | All Americans eat too much meat; it is national) HE fiirt's fascination in 1 ‘failing. Meat is more plentiful with us than abroad; T ‘our native roasts surpass the “ronst beef of old Eng- 8 cheap, tawdry Indian Mei -land” and our beefeteak ‘has no rival. We are wont toltruiy and since thee “a. ancy that it is the alimentary basis on which our na-jened a dear hunter as mysrlt woul eal tional greatness rests. Perhaps it is, |disgusted mt the way women, young ano} old. Ute towns we went to threw! 1)» Yet there is no other single cause which so directly; timnsetver at. the cheap and vulgar hewnes * Jerome’s New Anti- Gambling Crusade. 66 SEE that Jerome has asked for $100,000 for a new. gambling crusade,” remarked the Cigar Store Man. money,” replied The Man Higher Up. “Whatever rocks ig they may throw at Restless Willie, they have to pad the ing about. He don’t care whose toes he puts his ora- torical feet on either, and, while it may look like # “He'll have plenty of chance to exercise his one that insinuates that he don’t know what he is talk- strangle hold on the Reform Administration to say that i: i contributes to the physical collapse of men in middle eines ee Sue sus alled as the gambling situation {s as bad now as it ever was, ©) (fife as toownuch meat. Jonata eee T UBT AWAY Jerome is all to the good on the proposition. DONT FORGET, SPEND \vouR SALARY \dubiciousty- [standing in olg an “There was a lot of amusement up in the Tenderloin last Saturday night when Capt. Burfeind put on his glad clothes and went out ‘in the precinct to interview the nil ~ . , The “apoplectic age,” extending from fifty to sixty omes ten years earlier than it should; and meat more than “overwork,” as much as alcohol, hastens it selves in the way of the ign ing mummers with th untimely approach. fsaow. ‘The reason for cops. It has been a long time since a police captain ‘ ~ lease Fae boy acraltgain paraded himself on Broadway in full uniform so that'all * \ STUDYING OUR SUBWaY. |trfouites thw the foollen fal the touts, lookoute and steerers cold know him. Capt. 9, Chapman used to do it, but Chapmen’s whiskers be- trayed him anyhow. “Well, Capt. Burfeind went up and down the line look- ing over his cops, buzzing them on the corners, asking’ them their real names and writing down in a little book the time and place he met each. While he was doing this a gambling-house opened in the heart of the Ten- derloin, so close to Broadway that you could almost hear the rattle of the chips if tie windows had been opened. In this joint there are a faro layout, a Klondike layout and a brace wheel. They had a Saturday night play | pedpta we know nothily If there is a time for all things it must be said that! heap, tawdry ehow saved anv the London Commission which has arrived to study |o: time i any town the masher actore ‘our subway methods has chosen a most inopportune oc-|!!! ii wauld have been forced to assom-| : ry ale with loeal corner loafers, for chat was their own standing In life, Dy j The subway is now in Its most quiescent state, The| with te ginve of torcnen, the Aigo 7 > [street surface above is largely restored, derrick and|bands and the glory of negro minstres 2 holst and debris have been removed, the bridges over |“Iihes we came, anw and conquered. | which pedestrians crept perilously are gone and what], 0,1 {yt jue supine of It was Ae ‘was lately an aspect of upheaval has quieted down into|as we were could attract the attention | ‘mormal conditions. Even the trade of the half-bankrupt | of cultured women, We did do just merchant has begun to revive. that thing. ‘True, we had mashes # - i among the mill girls aud the servants, Sz that welghed a ton, and everybody in the Tenderloin es Moreover, it is too early for the new eubway down | jut qe had “mwell dames on the st ring N-DOLLA = Yes Mv DAaune knew about it except Capt. Burfeind and his fly cops. lower Broadway to have developed the rampant mood|as well HORTEN SE — 1T GOES VM SPEEDING cr which was the distinguishing characteristic of the old,|_ 1! !8 4 curious tratt In human nature. Ve ONG = ee es TRC Eis Vetores Fri 6) Wore Nes) SOIL asoand (that roe Pacices' are being sundel with x eave acid accuse (oo! aelwaatcni thinireseraixal GOING; the new joint was ready for business, Capt. Burfelnd’s women, but the gil str can e \ imported fly cops started out on a crusade against the sideration for traff_c which surprise with their novelty. |a er, win women's hearts This is as it should be and as it should have been Inj men's money, while old friends, tried Tenderloin women. The hunch got out early in the the original excavation. Ii is much as it was in London; |" tre eu ae set cate for ye) ad-| ¢ evening, and. when the fly cops got away from the sta- venturers, crooks a D K : 5 5 but it is not American and therefore presents no new | pas : a Kee S eat tn AGL ra tion-house barrier to a running etart the familiar faces ' feature for foreign eyes. Jown but concerns the most loathly o The commission thus arrives between times. It can|'%® Unpleasant crowd of ovr Indian inspect the finished product to advantage. The subway |” sified ait Pi dhale asic | as completed is admittedly superior to “tupponny tube EnvitectionmmlAramaloresbune or Paris underground. The legitimate boast ta made would be a Mattering testimontal to | that engineering foresight has here provided for future |! And yet thig human scum, this] : overgrown guttersnipe infatuated al « | needs of transit to an extent not realized in other RAN girl ine Wee large aity our | 4 put hep to the rald, and their disappointment was so acute that their faces looked like the lights in front of the station-house door. “Nearly all of the old gambling joints are running. There are so many pool-rooms that you have to dodge to get away from them. Jerome keeps tab on the town, 1 bea of females in the Tenderloin were missing. The sleuths managed to gather in ten unfortunates who hadn't been ° | subways. show was playing. yi f All this the commission may examine to its profit. | Bhe was the daughter of a famous and he knows. He don’t seem to agree with Capt. But ft is regrettable that it should miss the “methods” oT NanaATPIeaLIOn tlie fase Ween O'Connor that you can’t stop gambling in the Tender- i which made the subway at one time the worst engineer- | of her city, a fne young man of brains,| 2 doln ‘ * | ing muse of modern times. Rood looks, ability and a gentleman ‘It’s the same old Tenderloin. and the poe Tee — ——— every Inch, ‘The brewer's daughter haw » | tions are as funny as ever. There is a swe! way ' |just returned from Parle with her tros Sena: | place where they gather a crowd every Sunday night ) THE ASTROLOGER'S WARNING. —[veas. She was to have been married > 1 it you should h to drop tn f \ a 1 i dee sree (3 {Ucanucds; impoailblenhutilestaw cee + | about 10 or 11 o'clock. The Broadway entrance is wide i] stars” for a Oxed fee payable strictly in advance by prl- }she fell madly in love with bh, Unrew «| open and there is a fine orchestra. When the music | vate customers, there is one in Hoboken to whom the|over the man who was fitted ATA ‘P| suits’ the crowd the crowd sings and you can hear the i) celestial bodies have been especially communicative, | te" and education t be her husband and) devoted herself to the bow In their kindness they have foretold him various im= Oy ne portant governmental happenings-to-be, which he as alas invalid. She entertair good citizen has made public for the benefit of the Presi- | Ruttersnipe at her home. dent without thought of remuneration, [him as if she only liye sit hte. vt n the mansion, One day the entire nation—strikes, rlota, catastrophes, calamities he stowed im her trossenu from! nd holocausts. Serious dimeulties are to beset nave: | VAT*, HL bad cost many thourwud dol, vemels, more Maine reefs, probably; cyclones. earths (fon nae i reeled ese quaker, floods and fearsome things all around are to{ife arrayed iimootf 4 sing himvelt Tet noise two blocks away. I saw two plain-clothes men and three cops off duty in the place last Sunday night ‘2 | arinking high balls and having a good time. | “Over on the east side or west side in the residenc« t districts if you want a glass of beer on Sunday you have ij to sneak to a side door, give the high sign and then pu‘ your map through a crack in a chain-held door until the @ | boss.sees if he knows you. In a great many places with >| hotel licenses you have to pay for sandwiches with your drink, But in the swell places like the one I men- tioned ‘booze is as easy to get as melody.” mother was Lthe grown PE cie! occur. Mars has said it and Saturn, “from tne seventh - ‘mansion of the skies,” has confirmed the dread nee Alling Barmente - wie) Elderly Person— What's the “How long is your vacation, “That's a lot of money to spend in gambling reids— Berrie eeerset pee Condericd the dread proplexs r, who had been tele water like, my boy? Miss Homeleigh (in course of } Parker?” ; e 1 thought your father’ | $100,000"—protested the Cigar Store Man, Remo ee egret ee aeelte. fo know] Nome Cay Boy—Say, if youse has lived as { conversation) —Do | make myself “Ten days.” antienry—l thought your father?) Sir gaid the Man Higher Up, “you forget the hist ;your own particular share in the calamitles to come + unrecomnlaudte i long as youse has an’ never tried $ plain, Mr. Dubly? Then you will be at the beach 8s eine the Professor may have a private wireless message from ({!'0" Nar out in the latter >a swim, why don't youse try it an’ Mr. Dubly (absentmindedly)— that long?” bought gold bricks of city folks. 4 price of false iskers. Hiram—Not much! We sell 'em 2? watered milk, $OPHOO9ODISGIIOECOEOS SOOO Cutting Sandwiches, cledlaces, ite lugged off to ui the empyrean the contents of which he will disclose for {jcuun SP MMS OF fo the customary fee. j In the morning the brewer's daugh Mee local setrolosers have made no public announce: | Pald He fine, marrfed ‘nlm, and they ttt —__——— ‘yfon who cut sandwiches must have just as much. keach ment Ukely to cause perturbation. Perhaps they are eet and experience in the business as men who open oysters on ; o he beat and deserted her, feo busy with private business, advising patrons how! she thing iv 4 emai! Wisconsin] SLOPES Lold About-New Yorkers. xg xg iriver ont" sl man ho oof Ol spe’. not come bodderin’ me when I'm } Enno. busy? born © PODEHLOOOSHHH TS GENTE OOD 1 should say you were OHOOOROG GS a month!y atlowance from her 75,000 sandwiches at two days’ ni " {s going or op what date the absent husbana will} (ow! a . Saturn in his omniscience takes Asana ot 2t rey j r Platt, thodgh he has lived in tigntfaly’ was asked o Tevy at “Like biagzes—to the nearest hydrant tenth man will johaep roast beet oy | to do that job in thee atetes ieee Rivage fo Broken heart oy f © Demosrade © evening.) on the block," sald Dunn. ‘ chop, Yet outsicers coming to New] any time to spare at tha’ Pi undred, the matters slzo. omer : mn io “Wer gracious sake, why?" asked) York restaurants are often afratd tol men who did the most work getting the most pay, Wher Nlowlng Oakley give the Fame ores lem. it ve I they were all through ee ee HM [ao scraps of bread, A sie stall'zed: (it | “To open the campaign with Prohibi-| they are not eplcures, When a New York! ong meat to fill a tin pail, at the secret of cutting shh THE MATRIMONIAL LOTTERY, { 2 or femalesare ticvercuredl, |: i. to stumy y oye ton arguments from the fountain head | man dines with ladies he knows bow to] onawiches—to avold waste.” ‘Troy mill girl becomes the bride of the seed mill-| Se ee | in the noxt ee the age of the woman | of course.” fa dinner. Hut when he dines alone grat i -and the Brooklyn department store alesgir) late that td) who Is ce ough to ask the right! Owkley declared that any sound |’ le idex is steal > 4 2 3a WHY, OF :, alo that he would) who Is ¢ B . henuouid: al 01 a Italian count for a husvand. No recent draw-| OF COURSE aiaervioew na he Knew min #uotvaiqueation: lie decraed Demoorst who coubl get off « remark . The World 's Bread. ‘Matrimonial lottery has shown a move inter. aby cease suc Hetc On gu lent speaker Fey aed ean thine’ atoongent hanna A ROSE SPRAY. Even the poor in the United States and England eat white 1 Oh, that's the veal lan) ee. utiled Wester man ff Duyn and ex-Vice-Prosi- | for something stronger than wate: : ‘ost of the Continental countries o: ent of the capital prizes, ly wle or a country. 4 athe ne Counell Calley. with t Dunn took the hint und the cafe pros | PTue keenest cain a lover kuows peatuatie anes ‘The Russians sibs Buckwheat, Ae TRE y long distance from a Brooklyn dry goods| “Is there any father tongue? i N frtends, wer® cilking a day | prietor $5.75 for the bottle: 1s that wiktea indies In her worm. FT ye geng have a bread made of oaten meal mixed with pire v ’ hat clasaine. | on he polit! ‘orke « o be he ; ‘ eountess will conduct herself as if to the| “ana the ehild toeue?" * replied the Senator, “L know {cal tell at present epleures,"" observed the major domo of a : | Baana gourtu used tn the Gouth Bow Islands, Tt is a way the American girl has, We That's the rlang. Some of ft never peopl And tha New | _"Sortouste, i Cakley, “if you | fashtonable Fitth ave i, yeator 3ut, oh, what ecstasy Is born i See i WBA the mflonaires bride yowenses |s-me tnt wt dongts In. th ou eto, mt oni, mar, esate ek Vee rate Sae Minarin andel eae tle First Blank Verse. & i standing imine ttt Don » a xs ny and ting eh ae » What do they [For then he finds above the thorn— Ra make her. 2: capable mia) finlly, in good! standing and thocomns Se WYeaea) i serutable war's of Providence you had | order? 1s {ta volauvenit, a gusserole, otf Love's rose! Z Blank verse was first introduced into English postry’ by % AY prt of the mother: tongue of the next . wen jioniinaied for Mayor by the Pro- | even a ragout? Hardly ever, Nine times | Felix Carmen in Smart Henry Howard. Barl of Surrey, in a translation of Vitwzil's ; NY ‘ seheration.”-~Chcago Lost, "AL what age ls a Woman most de hibivionists, would you cua?” [ous of ten they will order a steak. ‘Phe || 3 | Aeneid," ia 167, : ‘ reas