The evening world. Newspaper, September 25, 1903, Page 5

WITH A “WHOOP.” They Start the Season in the Old Lively Fashion, Using “Whoop-Dee-Doo,” Which Is Mild in Humor. . MISS RUSSELL VERY FUNNY. Back View of Her Man's Attire Dis- tracting— Show Girl Burlesque OTHER RESPLENDENT ONES IN “WHOOP-DE-DOO." : ; WEBERFIELDS OFF |FAIR LILLIAN BEFORE SHE WORE PANTS AND FOUR Laughable—Louls Mann and Evie Stetson Join Funma' ‘We hate to keep you up, but while eather is winding the clock you might Usten to the “Whoop-De-Doos:” DEDICATED TO BROOKLYN. “what is that amen?” “Amen is the finish of a slow conver- tion.” SLEEP ON, DEAR HEART! “Ideas are just the same as a dream, only you don’t wake up.” KNOW YOURSELF. “A lar is.a man whose outside speak- ing don't agree with bis inside think- ing. FROM PETER TO FRANKIE. “A show girl is three diamond tings, @ sealskin eacque and no volce—my re- @ards to Frankie.’ OUCH! “I suppoee your idea is to get a@ for- eign play and have Belasco write it for you.” KEEP 1T DARK. “How can he get into the nobility?” “Through Williams and Walker.” BUT SOMETIMES IT'S TONGUE- TIED. “Money speaks in every language.” WITH ALL OUR FAULTS. “a true friend is a man who knows you're no good and is willing to for- wet it.” TBE SILENT PARTNER. “The first principle of business is to Jas the other fellow do the dirty work." FAINT HEART AND FAT LADY. “When I see all those persons out in front I tremble so I shake the stage.” “Well, don't you care as long as the people don’t shake the theatre.”” THE ACID TEST. “Your friend is auspicious?” “Yes, every time he meet a golden op- pontunity he put #acid on it to see if it le plated.” “YOUR BILL, PLEASE!" ‘hat is an American plan hotel?" “You pay for everything whether you get At or not.” Evie Stetson warbling “If 1 Were an Actreas.” ‘This is Lilltan Russell, BiMar mony Louis Mann, as Pilsener Hofbran. gharacter of @ sort of remodelled Hans | “Pete Dalley was as ‘tunny—and fatter | —than overs Weber and Fields ab! tained {he enviable reputation th e cl ABSENT TREATMENT, “What you need 1s exercise—physical torture.”’ “I got one of them rubber exero: and hung it up in my room, and I gained eix pounds in six days—how was that?" ‘ou didn't use it enough.” “Why. do you have to use itt’ WET 4ND DRY SPORTS. “There are two kinds of would-be @ports. One is the man who buys and don't drink, and the other is the man whe drinks ang don't buy.” 4 HEAVY-WHIGHT. “A oent in the hand is worth two in tbe slot.” NERVY NETHERSOLE. “Nerve is the first requisite of an actress. Some of them have a lot af nerve to go on at all.” BARGA\N-COUNTER ART. “Ie it true that Russell Sage tried to uy the Venus de Milo?” “He looked at it, but he wanted a cut- wate, becmuse he said it wae damaged.” All joking aside, and with due defer- ence to Edgar Smith, the funniest lines im the new Weber & Fields piece are those contributed by trousered Lillian Russell. Not that Miss Russell wasn't graceful and good form, and not that she wasn’t as swagger as-you'll find them in front of tho Rossmore, even. But she was, nevertheless, funny, especially when she turned her back, which, it might be added, was for only one breathless mo- | ment. ‘The English frock coat fitted and the hang of the trousers was just us ad- Vertised In the fall fashion plates, yet. somehow or other; Lillian seemed a whit whort-waisted, and—possibly it was the adjustment of the suspenders—she dian appear quite at, case in the remainder of her attire. Her yellowish wig and allk hat caused one's fancy to waver form British blondes to the front part of 4 minstrel parade, but her ligating and smoking of a cigarette claimed admira- tion for true manly naturalnese and ease. Then Her Own self. Russell was her old jt in tl lovely gowns, and before the evening was over her brief trespass upon man's ¢state was almost forgotten and forgiven. he piece was so long that even a great deal more forgotten by the time the stage was heaped with flowers and midnight speectios were In order. There is plenty of chance for the pruning knife ta “Whoop-Dee-Doo.” and while the mao is ar it he might slice out the entire comic, supplement called $ “Looney Park.” characters here introduced are etter ruited to the, funny sections »! the Suni papers than to the Bsvadway music hi’ Enough Without It. ‘There is enough without this, particu lariy in the way of color, for’ the pro. duction Ix lavishly rich in costuming and . About the prettiser of theo is afforded by the chorus girl uring le sings, St “the Flowers “of” Dixie funniest foature Is a aliow-girl burlesque by Pete Dailey, Louis Mann, Jonn T. Kelly and Weber and Fields: Woo, rigged out as vain and vacuous ures, back up when they don't up Evie Btelson while she ene: bles “I y tetson, Te she ought um #0 long enjoyed; rus and sang and whooped as only a Web- erflelds chorus can. ‘Phe music, by W. T. Francis, is tane- tul and lively, though not’ notable for song hits, and Mr Smith's book, runs re epigrammatic quips in to) local allusions. It also observes a re- spectful silence on a matter which for a fow days at least may be a tender subject with Miss Russell. pes ee EXCISE CASE EXCUSE WINS. THE WORLD: FRIDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 25, 1903. GIRLS RAN AIA TOFND A BEAR Two Little Daughters of the House of Pierod Go to Central Park to See the Animals. PICKED UP ON BROADWAY.) They Had Traversed That Thorough- fare from Central Park to Twenty- third Street in their Vain Hunt for Bruin, Little Gertrude and Loretta Plerod were not ff those present at the Cathedr his morning Ger- trude and Lor are aged four and six years respect! and they were dis- covered at 2 o'clock t Pollce Headquarters lid not because matter of fast the two Saughters of the house nd have atten they are so very tr ftubby legged covered more ground 4: ttan tn thelr absence of twelve hours from home than any othoe little ehild Way back In the history of the house of Picrod there was an ancestor who nade a name for himself in a small way on an explorer. e two litte Plerods, though of the gentler sex, Inherit the ancestral love of adventure hem, cher told us in school ati about umals yesterday,” sakt Gertrude and it made Loretta and me them. She said there were imals out at Central Park, so we Just thought we would go and see. MMy yreat-erandpa used (o have a tame bout that a2 of his hand, and he used to hunt and vet lots of animals “Loretta and I want to be like our grandpapa. We went out to Central Park, but they wouldn't let us bring « Wear home with us, We saw all the monkeys and elephants and a new kan- garoo and bears and everything, but when the man wouldn't let us have one ‘Loretta beyan to cry, so I started to bring her home. They Walked and Walked. “When we started home we just walked and walked, but I couldn't sea our house anywhere. After awhile we came to a big atret, where there were lots of ladies with feathers In their and silk dresses, and lots of places there ladies and men eating in houses, and we were awful hun- gry. but nobody said anything to ua. yellow hatr, time at in a funny buggy, aud they rode away and then @ policeman said, ‘Whose litte girl are Four-year-old sparkling reminiscently at her sister's speech, and she began to add he: conversation, policeman took us to a fui she sald, “where a ind: xhe wasn't a nice one elther, ran away. Fi but when I'm big I'm goli the lady with the yellow i plume on her hat, (hat rides in a buggy with two wheels, with away up onto the co In the West Side Court this morning. John T. Kelly. Matthew Jordan, a saloon-keeper, of at Twenty-third stret can Broadway. r they walke the later thoroughfare, see ot No, 68 ‘West Twenty-el street, worked upon the Magistrate's good na- ture by telling a mixed tale of political truth and what «oes with It. Jord with friends, rorgot the hour early last Sunday morning, and were found drink- ing at a time which the law forbids. “We were organizing Devery clubs." sajd Jordan, “and became so interested that we forgot all about clocks and funny, laws." “Did you get the club organized?” sald the Magistrate, ‘ou bet we did,’ Your Honor, id you carry the primaries, too?’ the next question. Ve most certainly did, sir,” FZ) PR : wes the re “Well.” said the Magistrate. “as pri- maries ‘come only once @ year, 1 \ discharge you.” And Mr. Jordan walked out a free mah :: 132710146 W. 14 TH ST. | WOMEN CROWD TO SE! BETWEEN 6 AND 71H AVES. THE FALL FASHIONS. | _ After Long Preparation Swagger Walking Contames Shown | at the Oppenheim, Collins & Co. Opening Exhibit. Swagger walking costumes and new winter-weight -shirtwaists In harmoniz- ing colors are the lending features of the fall opening of Oppenhetm, Collins & Company, Broadway and Twenty- first street, and crowds of women are there to see them. Zibelines, dull plafds and smooth mannish mixtures are the materials of which these leading street gowns are | constructed, and the three-quarter coat. ' made severely plain or with box-i | back and a cluster of side plaits Is the, style seen in the most effective model Blue, .brown and plum broadclot build the majority of more elabora' full-length gowns, and novel trimmings of brass buttons and tags are used to advantage in ornamenting the coats, Velvet and velveteen street costumes are shown in a varlety of colors and styles, In imported waists there is & Deautiful model of white louisine, trim- |B, med with hand-made lace, another of crepe de chine with a yoke formed of| Ince medallions: and Mexican embirold- | ery, and a third beautiful model of) white mousseline with lace bolero and tiny inserted squares of coral velvet} and velvet knots, In wash alsts there are beautiful models of white myimmy cloth, | the | fronts elaborately embroidered in “oral | ‘design in blue. White or coral and made | lin @ loose, man-fashion. unconfined at) the waist, Other models of black nad | just one week, ending next Friday uters of apparel we could not do it; that's certain. world offer the values we do. Everyday Suits of Black Thibet and neatly figdred Cassimeres; in the new Autumn ynake... seeeeerees Business Sufts in genteel shades and combinations; also Pure Worsted B)ack Clay Suits........... *5 $7-50) Double-breasted black $ b tea 1 and blue Gheviot,. measieg Tweed a Cassimere. ......, 1) white heavy madras show a novel trimn-; ing of square chive buttons on (he, ‘ont and sleeves. the buttons of, red. | blue or cond: ‘These waists have high ,Atocks to match, with amert lace or ‘embroidery: turn-pvers.. “Phe om © Open Saturdays Until 10 P. M. Stk kets with ready cash, unlimited, securing every possible ¢oncession, and if we did not pass ol ue finished wares quickly and in vast quantities to cash buyers, we could never in the Men’s Unsurpassed Fall Suits. Exceptional variety of Single and Double Breasted Suits—Untinished Worsteds, Tweeds and Cheviots, . Richest of the autumn effects, includ- | ing substantial Native and Import- | ed Pure Worsted Fabrics........ SHOES, Boys’ Suits for School Wear. Novelty and double- FF." FOR TWO DAYS ONLY—To-morrow and Monday: School Stockings Esai gem sum Other Days 6:30 P.M. URPRISE STORE |, ISIE SPECIAL SALE N® 210, THIRD AVE..NW. Cor. ONE BLOCK FROM ELEVAT! SEosir STATION Here It Is! .. Men’s Fall Overcoats The identical all-wool tan and gray coverts and whipcords that go into custom garments; made in two models, the short, boxy effect and the medium-length loose coat; distinguished with broad shoulders, long lapels and fronts that will not wrinkle or curl; high grade in every essential; on special sale i, HOW CAN WE_DO IT? Well, if we were not the largest makers and direct distrib- If we did not go into the woollen mar- *10 *15 Guaranteed Solid Leather, 1.45 1.95 2.45 $3.50 ap ites Worsted | Serges inall styles of make And there was one lady with lovely and she was nicer than even the bear in the Park, but she never spoke to us, but Kept looking all the big man who had helped her Ss Pe Sco us litt yor $3. Bet at an that alte The two Mttle Feirod girls were found Pa | | An i | | Ste | 100, Nitro steel barrels; sold else-| | where at $6.50; our price $5.39. ings. The Shirts are made on the prem- ises; the man who takes your meas- ure cuts them, workmanship that will individus Our prices are about one-third less than elsewhere —$2.24,$2.94,$3.44, ter how much more you pay. Our Made-to-measure White Dress Shirts are not excelled, Let us make you a sample Shirt for Ithaca Hammerless Gauge Guns:— Guns, bored for nitro powders. - R. Men's Clothing. am |! Men's Three and Four Button Sack Suits, made of over- plaid and mixed cheviots, also of cassimeres in subdued patterns and quiet colorings, many of them hand-finished; uperior linin same quali |} $15.00; our price, $9.96. ’s Short Full Box Top Coa Henk id? inches lot silk serge; sold elsewhere at $ Men's Top Coats, made of bt: gray velour-finished fabrics; silk 40 to 42 inches long; sold elsewl Men's Top Coats, made of gray, tan and olive, fancy mixed an $17.96, $19.96 and $24.96. Custom Shirts, 1". Simply stated:—The Autumn Shirt- ings are re: } Madras, Chevic' reales, French Flannels—beauties. ores of odd, novel, out-of-the- ual effects in patterns and color- } It you le personal notions concerni uur Shirt—tell him about them. 94, $4.44. tter Shirts cannot be had, no mat- Six for $8.94, sold by others at} $12.50. Six for $11.94, sold by others at $15.00. est. Men’s Superfine I O8&c. Instead of $4 +50. Ist FL, 34th St The Shirts are finished with silk fronts and clear pearl buttons; the Drawe! and extra strong gussets product of the best mill particular and uncompromising sticklers in re- spect to the finish of their goods. The alert eyes of their inspector discovered a few trifling imperfections in this lot. character that you'd never notice their existence unless your attention was called to them. They are standard $1.50 grades. We bought them at a sacrifice and sell them Guns. - n. 12 and .6 “No. 1S,” fine Nitro steel barrels and breech, English walnut stock, check- ered grip, new cross belt for con- stant use of Nitro powders, sold elsewhere at $25.00; our price $20.98. “No. 1,” same style as the above, but with ‘stub twist barrels, sold else- where at $30.00; our price $23.98. “No, 14%,” same style as the above, but with Damascus barrels, sold else- where at $35.00; our price $29.74. rker Hammerless Guns:— “No. Vi," Vulcan steel barrels, ex- tension rib - checkered pistol grip stock, sold elsewhere at $37.50; our price $34.98. “No. PH,” same as the above, but with English twist barrels, sold else- where at $50.00; our price $46.98, “No. GH,” with Damascus barrels, figured extension rib, English walnut stock, finely checkered and engraved, sold elsewhere at $60.00; our price $57.98. “No. DH,” with “Titanic” steel bar- rels, extension rib, English walnut stock, ornamented with silver shield, fine checkering and engraving, skele- ton butt plate, pistol grip, sold else- where at $75.00; our price $71.98. nerican Gun Co.'s Hammer Top lever, genuine twist barrels, Deely & Edge fore end extension rib, pistol ip, walnut stock, sold elsewhere at $18.00; our price $14.49. Same as above, but with Damascus barrels, sofd elsewhere at $20.00; our price $15.98. vens Single-Barrel Guns, No. H. & R. Single-Barrel Guns, nitro steel barrels, sold elsewhere at $6.00; our price $4.74. Gun Covers, made of canvas, 49¢.; reinforced at ends with leather, 74c. and 98. Gun Cases, made of imitation alli- gator, sold elsewhere at $2.75; our price $1.98. Gun Cases, made of sole leather, $4.34 and $5.34. Freshly loaded shells, 12 gauge— Arrow brand, box of 25, 69c. Nitro brand, box of 25, Sé6c. New Club, box of 25, 39¢. ck unfinished worstea H. Macy & Co's Attractions Are Their Low Prices Ne aes Broadway. ties are sold elsewhere at ts, made of tan, gray and olive co- ined throughout with 30; our price lined to edge or to fac here at $18.00; our price, ” $14.96 striped coverts and imported Venetians, at Boys’ Clothing. an Boys’ Norfolk and Double-breasted $u'ts, made of pure wool cheviots, strongly sewed pair of Trousers. } our price, $3.69, Young Men's Sack Suits, black cheviot, also. tancy “smart” for young men 15 to 20 where at $10.00; our pri made of high-gi ing extra collar, s Men's Half Hose.-- Men's Cotton Half Hose, black, tan, slate and cadet, double soles, heels and toes, 19c. Men's Imported Cotton and Lfsle read Half Hose, hand-embroidered | nsteps and fancy effects o plain grounds........... 1 44 Men’s Imported Lisie Thread and 69c Cotton Half Hose, lace and * embroidered fronts on plain grounds. . erino Underwear, rs have suspender tapes in seats. They are the in America—the most . They are so slight in at 98c. Ready-Made Shirts. Men's Stiff-Bosom Shirts, made of good quality corded madras, neat and attractive figures and stripes; cut full and long, perfect fitting, open front and back, including one pair detached’ cuffs; equal to shirts sold elsewhere at $1.00; our price 69c, —1st Fi. wth 81 Men's Stiff-Bosom Shirts, made in our | own factory; of percale, small figures | and neat patterns on dark grounds; } ears Neuen bdo sams qual- where at $1, Ir Men's Night Shirts, made of -xcel- lent quality muslin, cut full and long, finished with fast - colored! woven braid, 49c. : i Men's Night Shirts, made of heavy | outing flannelette, splendid | 49c| st FL range of patterns; full size and Books The Lions of the Lord—H. L. Wil- | son Marjorie—J. McCarthy. | In Babel—-G, Ade, | The Traitors—P. Oppenheim, Monsigny—J. M. Forman, Peggy O'Neal—A. H. Lewis. The Maids of Paradise — Robert Chambers. The Heart of Hyacinth—O. Wa- | tanna; sold elsewhere at 00; | price $1.79, charge who do a credit business. —yoitll find that every department affords substantial economy. The sum total of the ronizing Macy's exclusively throughout the year will attain to goodly proportions. Men’s Soft Hats.-n |Men’s Soft Hats aremore popular \for early Fall wear now than dur- ‘ng any former season that we Te- | momber, thorough—including shapes in hud Derb: s—same grades at same prices, Opera sizes 8 to 16 years, sold elsewhere at $5.00; | t ngle-breasted style, made of blue and ssimeres and cheviots, exceptionally § Boys’ “Buster Brown" Suits, satlor and Russian blouse de fancy wersteds and indigo blue serges, ves Sto 14 years; sald elsewhere at Reliable, Simple Remedies Purity guaranteed. Whenever Possible and always when neces sary formula accompanies direc= tions for use, —19t Fr. are used merely as,a peg on which to hang a general story. Everything You Buy Here Must Be Reliable and; the Price Must Be Lower Than Any Other Store Charges, New Fiction sold by all others at $1.08. Our price, 98c.—« Mrs. Rorer’s Cook Book; sold, jelsewhere at $2.00; our price 1 $1.79. Of course, other lines show a much greater difference— our prices on novelties being frequently half what others 4th to 35th St. Of course, our stock is the newest pearl, with black bands; pearl, with self- colored bands; putria, with brown bands; nutria, with self-col- red bands; London brown, mocha, rble and pecan, with black bands, je of fin? selected fur ed throughout. $1, 88 for the quality others sé) at $2.50. $2,490 for the quality others at $3.50. Hats, $6.96. Silk Hats, $4.96 and $5.96, f with sik, including extra years of sold els styles, ite up Hypophosphites Come, Reine = Brepares according to §- ‘ational Formulary, 16- ounce f bottle, 69e. i re Gas of pe Gel of Iron, winine and Strychnine, 16-ounce bottles, 58c. m Peptonate of Iron and —a blood-maker—16-01 ¢ tles, 69c. oct ae Beef, Wine and Iron, strictly high grade, 16-ounce bottles, ‘tae “Maltex"—a new pr tion of barley, wheat and oats, plain or with cod liver oil, bottle, 58e. Compound Cascara Tablets, box | containing thirty, 290. ‘ Dyspepsia Tablets, box contain- ing 36 doses, 28c, Subnitrate of Bismuth Powders, box containing twelve, 1c. ~~ Neadache Wafers, box conts twelve, 19¢. “ Lithia Tablets, five- containing fifty, ri ery Blaud’s Iron Pills, bottle contain- ing 100, 16¢. Compound Sarsaparilla—for im- pure blood, 16-ounce bottle, SOc. Effervescent Salts—Sodium Phos- hi Naat Kissingen, pound Rochelle Salt: id noe $, pound cartons, Epsom Salts, pound cartons, Se. Grain Alcohol Witch Hazél—drug trade analy Pi 17c.; quarts, age 44 gallon, 58c.; gallon, Orangeine Headache 10. size, 4c.; 25c. si size, 29 U. S. P. Compound Cathartic Pills, bottle containing 100, 28. Warbares Pungiati lain, or with aloes, bottle cont: 100 pills, 49; bottle containing 2 ounces liquid form, 19. Dobell's Solution—for catarrh and all bronchial affections, bottle containing four ounces, 19¢. Castle Omeragh—F, F. Moore. Lady Rose's Daughter — Mrs. H-, Ward. The One Woman—T. Dixon. The Sherrods—McCutcheon, The Mettle of the Pasture—J. Ly Allen. The Adventures of Gerard —C, Doyle. The Filigree Ball—A. K. Green, Extend the comparisons savings accruing by pate 8c Third Avenue, W, Corner 83d Street, World Wants | Are Result