The evening world. Newspaper, August 10, 1903, Page 8

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There ‘cures’ are not definite ocher weakuees about.” ‘Then came wel 4 “AY [ Taeworar The meme of Mise beovaht to Mr Maleate mend @ q © of our wide-heralded cane ute we RAO ticwlien que t 4 vamue rementbrance of + “wr Ge the net resuit of several years of experimont with the — 4 jis, ot retiet wnt ne sw nervicns to ame of ine pation: “ . only to deal with an ‘ WAY 4 portentons record of shrivetied arma, hardened vee setor had enme prepared with Medias td tt © favorable to Biles and it rey wenty-(Npem rite aoe § | utes by Bllae'e timepiere to nee Malcolm that to enriem (lands (as by Edison's admission) and dried-up arteries, | pometiinge over 1 The dostor looked hie heire by a few thoueand vee on hie | As any one who wished bas been permitted to play) him over and Chen asked quistly “Do * . 3 i > bat you think you could a! pay me % | Hite would be the wise aot of endl careor, th this new laboratory toy, It 1s probable that the full) ge a sume actor could and did land that in safety, cheapness und general plctinesquencap urns of the harm done by its use would prove Mast) deugnted. Moveover he if one more <7 «| Aillse'a company wae not to be equalied e. person to eine the preteee of this man \ TA, S| atten waked homeword. happy fn tie thousht af the comme ee who, busy ae he is, stil! hae time to SAY, Wen Z % | mission on the $10.00 polloy. yet unable ro rid himself of @ ' conalder the elreumatances of his pa PO Wwe SAP, feeling of discomfort beesime of having Cortetten some mete FOOTBALL IN CENTRAL PARK. {lente th asking a fee bs tees tome of Kin witw'a, He fumbled tliroueh hie poonete tfilke It is Ikely that those portions of Central Park which one Wiasaile for unmalied ter iimatched samples ve nitherto been occupied by tennis courte and @| jeaao Aetigman, Jacob If Schiff, 2 BURGER ? he leaned over the greet n bandaged form @ricket crease will be turned over to sohoolboys for use| Nathan, Oscar and Isidore Straus bed ne ee 4 ‘ mphor a ne malcod ‘falr vet eagerly: Isidore Wormeer, Henry Morgenthau ederick, did you mee My Mal otin® Bs a football field. This is a movement toward the de- cad cochelan HC Mad wie have outs “inde. ak nee im irling,’ Biles exclaimed: sabes fant!. tut how could you r have ssed it? You must Mocratization of the park, and therefore to be com-| oo. homes down Long Branch way, are ended. The number of tennis players exercising | jossees of private cabins on Long be # a d-reader, pet, [saw hhn and wrote a $10,000 poltey, ‘@here, always limited, was last year very small by com-| Branch boats. They pay $9 per season for aim en Will ao A long way toward that automobile you wan Ulanveth Beet peewee ses e® Ye for these cabins, exclusive of regular jparison with the army of small boys half-fearfully| or Thise Gabbiin | Wave (io berthey Wak » Frederick. the Aged, Persons = fund—what sing the adjoining meadow for a gridiron, It in by @) 4.4 qtied with easy chairs and @ bit about that?” asked his wile afisions » wheelx of Bilas Proper concession to the rights of the majority that the] of exclusive deck goes with each one. ene etl wave Ww madden whirl He knew nogg ootball players will come into their own. They out- SS) 2e Mw ce Hey 3 aval nime a to the fund was ty The automa rn ss name, net , | One of the famous singing societies of 'gumber all other devotees of sport in Central Park ex: se 15 Che) Teothers Singing {wept skaters Boctety, an organization that won many Has not the use of the park for sports by boys been| prises at saengerfests, A Bt. Louis } Malcolm REALLY, IT 15—— fm the past too much restricted? The park should be| brewer has proposed to Clef ley a WHEM THE hair ur ien made niore of a “common,” and in spite of apprehension eM tpeaiengerst TE NT ee ee) GERMAN BING: ta lerelever spitritye About the life of its turf much more ground than at} ,oc94 by the Berliners his ‘opinton of AMBASSADOR © to trail skirts int CALLED. Ht to take some sort of a res: in summer present should be set aside for playgrounds. All re-|the contempinted trip. Mr. Lorena sald Jetions should be abolished except that of good be-|thnt he had written the Teothers Goct- a ety director to stay at home, as he be- havior, and this abolition should include the red-tape| Ni Cert) et. Louis would prove w Unwise 19 ask people to lend t books, Wait ull they offer. and then think twi ‘ Desirable to do one's marketing and shopping carly tn the aay. 8 VELLY mucn EN THE LiKe CHOP suey, ) saree Tequiremgnt of permits bearing official signatures. The| raise, His reason! Vo 9 o . = tendency of the permit is to create an offensive arts-| would be too reat PGREAT ExERCIse ) + Feces ney a chee gl SAL aed teats Al tocracy, as in the Van Cortlandt golf links last year. wingers, who are acoustomed to another Ce 9) én, 20n 9 4 mone ie o do most things yourseif than to tell other climate, would not be able to #ing at ee |) Seldom the person who has tie most trouble who talks Boston's Common is by comparison with our Central) (Ih MENG” ssurthermore, there Park shabby in the extrome. Yet it has been put (0 a} oe, at present so many excellent Ger- popular use admirable ‘by comparison. It has been} man singing societies tn the United from time immemorial the unhampered playground for |States that the Berlin singers would 7 hardly be able, ander such cireum- troops of boys, where the future star National League need, to excel American singers, moat about his wo Extremels annoying to} at the last moment, gays tho F Annoying to have a shop ¢ one neads Just one more article Not wise to be too sensitive. A ¢ one's plans in, one’s face when A SPANISH on may be disagree player played his first game of ball along with boys of ; . FANDANGO blaciacanataclils Gace iiocaes Hike) after prominence in public life. FOR THE ae MEN GEF EAC lnatiaceolanenulanianuehienmatvacationlic, { 4 The more Central Park is devoted to the small boy's LETTERS, : F RASH aeslentitata fee ae ia ie ae ava on trip that fequirements for a playground the better it will be for QUESTIONS, ‘ s f to go slow than to become a victim of heat pram tration the cliy; nor will {t be muchgthe worse for the physical ANSWERS. aoe aspect of the park, R DAILY ROMANCE. : Accident has given to the world, say veracious chroniclers, , THE RENT QUESTION. ! Tenement-house rents have gone up to stay, but it ap- pears that ihe threatened raising of rentals in higher- elass apartments has been defeated by the shrinkage of svalues in Wall street. There is not going to be eo great a @emand as was expected for expensive houses, and the ‘gupply must adjust itself to the new conditions, The \aiscreet landlord about to put the prices up another wctch decides to walt, Rents In New York seem to be quite as steep as the tenants’ incomes can stand. It is a commonplace that ‘they are higher than in any other large city. What @ |@lexk pays for the most modest of flats would secure him Great Brita: 7 ‘To the WAitor of The Fvening World: Which Government controls Gébraltar and fortifies the same? THEO. . uesday. To the Baitor of The Krening World What day of the week did Aug. 12, 1856, fall on? ELLEN J. In the City Directory. To the Editor of The Evening World ‘Where can one obtain the names and addresses of the people residing !n New York City? Ix, CG, mpion of America, To the Bakor of The Evening World ternberg, the new German Ambassador, had pri nn portrays some acenesthnt may ensue should Roosevelt thns indulge « Let the chipsticks be presented and new fencing rules invented! For the French and Chinese Ministers are coming up the street. And a little Revolution and suspended ( Would give Brazil’s and Servia’s Ambassadors a treat. . HARDLY FAIR. FILLS THE BILL, nted his credentials at Sagamore Hill viniting Ambas: the President took Wh their own untio: A MATIN SONG. IMMUNE, BOOS many useful inveations and discoveries. Disease, likewise, has resulted in many romances—as witness the number of patients who have married their nurses—but who ever heard of a romance begun by « case of common mumps? Omaha, Nev., reports one. I is sald that through a bad case of mumps Frederick Sumner has been restored to als family, from whom he had been separated since boyhood. Tele dentally, he won a bride in the nurse who attended him dure ing his flness. Sumner was born in Germantown, Neo, and waa kidnapped when five years old. He was left by the roade side, where he was found and adopted by a well-to-do ranche man, who taught the German boy Englieh| When he grew up Sumner startod out to look for his family, but his quest, was fruitless. In Omaha ho became seriously ill with the ‘q@ des'rable detached house in Philadelphia. The lowest] jas John L, Sullivan ever champion i -rocm rental in an elevator apartment-house would in| of the world? J. ©. HOWETT. ‘Baltimore or Washington provide a very handsome three- Yes, to Both Queries. story brown stone front. Porcelain tubs, cold storage Rages ep pctiectyl easel ae leat al and hall boys must be paid for, but they come dearer|ine United States Wlnten Can the ‘than they deserve to be. eon of German parents, but born on In the domestic economy of a previous generation the|American soll, become President? s ratio of expenditure for rent, for the table and for] J yc te ‘ i. Bi clothing was mathematically proportionate to the amount] ""°°™ S80 tt Se Seniaae ume of the income. Now the rent takes one-third, where], tne xaitor of The Rrening World foimerly {t. was represented by one-rourth. The table} I claim that a tuxedo (strictly speak- requires a larger percentage because of dearer meat; we) aes ae sunday ven= sin, je claims that a clothes, if cheaper, are less enduring and more subject] uxedo is perfectly proper to wear every | ‘ to change of style, while dressmakers’ charges are much] evéning after 6 o'clock, including Sun-| , bigher. day. GEORGE ¥. This general increase In the cost of living is met by In Favor of Tips. one of three oxpedients—by increase of salary, by] To the Fattor of The Evening World a Y PPPLDIO-DD 956.94 D%OF9999Od er ———$——$—$$<$ Woful Walter—Dat big cop's a ,| mumps. An abscess developed and during ais delirium he. spoke In German and thus disclosed his real name. A letter to Germantown brought his father on the next train. ‘The >| nurse who attended Sumner will become his bride in a few days. cordial feller; .e gave me a rous- - PER he ing greeting. Miss Gossip—Does little Regi Wistful Willie—What did he 3 nald talk yet? » he went up to Dora Friend—I understand you have decrease of reserve fund, or by debt. And the last and erning the custom of the tipping | ® ent his sult.” a 2 i y 4 ad 5 . a F good doctor. say? Mrs. Knowser—Not much; you ‘worst solution {s, unfortunately, not the least frequent. wyattay Let me state that walters are | ¢ “What did he get?’ Sufferer—Oh, he fills the Woful Walter—“Wake up, ye $ needn't be afraid of hie repe ting pie = es \ paid, whitch, of course, is no fault] « ‘A mitten from Dore bill in bum!" anythi us SLANG of the public, but If hotel proprietors | sa-da-e.0a eres 2199008 6466 Lestiectatieies EDs ays ® a had to pay fair wages they would have i ¢ ¢ ¢ DFBO®OBOOOCGOHOD “T sometimes think,” says the Bishop of Durham.|to increase pricea on t “that the English language elang.” to be pald by the public. Ag it Is now w As ith vera WW per 3 Bupe am sonmenly old ly the purists to, denore| Fenty ving ot cna iene overty of expresaion. Is it not out of envy that the) puntic. We often get good tips from the INCANDESCENT LAMP. eriticisin comes? “Up in the air," “Nothing doing,” “Get | mn who canght @ long shot at the raco cose EOC NNAREAN cuTeoon! OPTICAL ILLUSION. Dusy"—is there not wealth of metaphor rather than|'™#ck, from the theatre manager who | apse AN} as cored a uccesstul contract, &e., but ‘The bigger the space the more ex-| ic bills of fare, Will soon be nothing but| let us say 18 per cent., which would have Some of the Best Jokes of the Day. PROPER ENOUGH, “1 don't see why the Department of Poverty in slang phrases of such mature? Does not the| wry not? We do not expect a tip from eilng ts this game. A large ring ts the Intect ould hi slang term frequently convey with force and brevity | people who must wacrifice thelr acant formed, of girls and boys, sitting cross: | Pe eeey (Pty PHOMi NGS 1) Bei writ tae * @ meaniug which it would require a ci:cumlocution of| earnings in orler to eat in a clean, re- legged on the ground, They represent 5 : ph | 4 table restaurant, walted on by a re- the wedding guests of Scott's famous! Sree) enoven secre Government i Phrare to render with equel exactness? A ak ve at id balladiawhtehisourmuntisead to webt nowadays merely has to care for the \ { gpectable walter who es it his bual- old ballad, which yo jst sead io get | ‘ ‘ Slang {3 more largely of humble origin than of bigh.| jews ty Peay aba igeniaraah the rhymes atraight intone of the) Inglan itt) Meaply feats : © The lowly are as prolific in words as in children, The! waiters use good judgment and tact i\ Tho bride must sit In the centre and him, you Know,”—Philadelphia Press, DEALER WAS WI8! “Bowery elang term comes into being from obscure| We do not ask our customers how and } {\ ane company must sing a - Mabiage—it is a foundling of v,{ by what menne they carn their money, i ‘Oh, young Lochinvar is come out of rown—Why do you want m to pay » Pa g of a phrase. But in time the west; in advance% Are you afratd I won't | but we always work honestly for a tip mbje origin of srany words now in established use, To the Waltor of The Evening World A language that is pot originating slang phrases tg} Can a President of the United States ribund and decadent. The more abundant the| lave them while in ofMce? If the Pope iy of a language tho greater the crop of its idiomatic| Shores, can he leave the Vatiom? known as slong. Was there a Pope present at the crowne ing of Napoleon I. in France? « "the fair Ellen'-—sings: | you have looked Intentiy at the edge of WHERE H FE “Oh, come yo in peace, or come ye in| the card a moment or ao the bird will ERE HE O)FERRED. war, : appear to be inside the cage. i Or to dance at our bridal, young Tord] a or two," explained the seody mam and) (rhe Rey, Anson Phelps Stokes, who Lochinvar?” JOKE WITH CARDS. am unable to pay in advance, tae that) presidency of Trinity Gellege. Young Mr. Stokes, though the son of @ -_ ‘A amall plese of match stuck on the . wil! make no differer.ce, I trust"-— | muitinititonaire, Rae made a name for himselt by herd werk.) Di suawiGuweisecThe i1ona Me i Len Then Jochinvar, galloping up, Jumps) Take a pack of cards and get two or| “we don't,” interrupted the hotel id ee London divorce courte have! ane president cannot leave thie coune| pant of a steel pen and then burned) suddenly from his stecd, springs into more, better more, to select a card.|oierk, turning away coldly.—Chica Next, Children, on our Pedestal, G setoer ae Denots eter and “a delicately | ty white in ome pene RLS ECU Tee CS white] the ring, seizes the bride, and the com-| after they have looked at them shut. faite ine: baie ig 44 y Young Aneon Stokes you see. ‘ ravia"’ who fulfiile a , he Tf thre Yr pen: red ves ray: } “ x une, +} Ix month’ rondente and then warring thercrs| the, Vatican. Custer. ‘not law. iim: |are’ tied with wire round # iatge per-| caught oetore: they. ect "over the bore [ow ‘us though sou were win. 0. 0" HE MADE A HIT. ‘Thou. fairly lose’ dona wari mea . ° caught bof ‘ loft as you wi Ht finds herself in a predicament. Tae Engilah ee a Ee) SB Alea aes NALS forated conical cork and this #lipped| der Lochinvar has to try «gain. But|them their ae Buea oliiave “Were you ever stagestruck?” asked He turhed his back on all the fun appear to be lacking In that chivalric] sion, Napoleon fehl Giada over the burner of an a’cohol lamp solif they succeed in escaping past the|dealt off a few, ask them if they know) the romantic maid. He might have had as “Papa's son,” the fair sex which we have come co| Dolton, Napoleon, however. took that the blue flame touches the pen|oorder che game is won, Lochinvat|thelr cards. If they all agre¢ you may] "No" replied the practical youth, Til now, they say, a job he's won Fe ee eet 2 bande and placed} points they will glow mith daazling |mvet pe daring, for the chances are/aay, “Woll, tf you all know your cards] “bul | wal run Gyer by am @ 4 wack 4S: own brilliancy, os Pegainat dim rm LE ein ao sone AONGO a Caltame,Newa - - -r , Ae boss of Trinites, — Mt may be adopted into the !anguage with the approval] snitch wo ofven do not get Through all the wide border, hie steed | p bring the horse back? e the great, or neglected and allowed to die. Dr. HERMANN POLACK is tHe best.” | Mold a card's edge along the dotted] TAveryman—No, no; not at all, But, ‘fh lurray’s great English dictionary shows the similarly Thee iene Lochinvar now approaches, riding a@/ line tn such @ as to enable you to] you see, the horse might come back Bry fe usrien broomstick, then the fther of the bride see both the bird and the cage. After | without you.—Attanta Journal. sO “rhe a 7 “1 am expecting a remittance In @ day OCALLY JLLUS The Pope ma: "oigees abaya te. ees inspopen-mmye-ett