The evening world. Newspaper, August 6, 1903, Page 10

\ “wowren ee THE w EVENING .¢ WORLD'S .»» HOME w MAGAZINE ee BOUT wes Trerrrrn "THE TAN WHO IF lorlo «<<< JUST A FRAGMENT OF HUMAN NATURE, SFRAID FO WED, » Vartone Mohgotting thar Rivtete tatervrape ’ a f ga ; favre Vonwe Wrenn , ; PP f VOR Me ’ a BALANGING A - 20 ee ! ‘ “ye ww" a . ' ass " ’ * . ‘ “4 ‘ f : ont cane , ° 1 myer " ¢ ° - The ¥ He Knale , ‘ pele ' * Nat price of ‘ aterin ‘ * at the hie , t J tie : owed and ore t . > * D ' ' nee hed Connection! ana * Han ‘ : s . ANd ec, Besteiens od epatehen from Rost prine| pa nailer ; ne ” a he ' 1 when tt 2 so . 5 5 . | ebay nF er i 1 womne tt k MII contres there AHO gpl yfie {im “, g $ chine o wy operatives are without « the P r : tay ag t ( 2 ; " . 1th i mare ame reais fe thease emptoreee be esitmated s < 4 Be ie is Bat i Rselyss Lod O1AAT.F00 HW Week we 6% ’ , ‘CH. tie ee and * MUNA ihe lawyer, necording Riatta' shu ‘ a (, sd t é Nieaan 1 r ote ents n few vene It Ie neither pertinent nor profta min ' “ : My, Zea foun mse ea cy nec E any Tle 8 fae eure ag New Mngland jaduatriai distros agninat ¢ rreaponit : * tt vmlite at thee, ae P ing prosperity of the South, Perhaps the South with ie huecnnae Ber few achool interests and her praiseworthy eff ' ‘ ; know jn iHited toward populor educational advancement needs the ' "1 through @ very wealthy rolative he ¢ ra en) eisewedinin ie te pp ited + money more than the North need | street and lavished a handsome donation ¢ i. : Neverthelees, we have here a etriking: (inetra : MeO WHielavar. Never Bie \ tion of the old adnee regarding one man’s los and a Any attention to those rumorn that + er. like a prudent may, he decided to t ell proving xk In ‘em mynelt.” He pecified ois two former flancess by 3: Other man’s gain and a case in point ae w p ve : . ement and prepared to face the muste of the sensitiveness to disturbance of trade conditions, In ; i order that one group of Cotton Exchange gamblers may | eo 8 : F Wh, : In often a fatnt disturber of lovee rps . ile eal - eee | g Yy. yyy # | Sout dream. One breach of promise defendant Qmass millions auother group loses millions. in order | y Vig ¢ | that he woutd willing f the plaintur P wiren to:a al witlinaly have marr he plaint ‘ that Southern plantation hands may have the luxuries ; Paks | couldn't atand her mother at any price the prompect of z Of life Now England operatives do without them | prep [Raving Nie married happiness Gleturted iy he erie FI eat oa es j Mo seared him that he decided (t was more prudent to breale le u 6s | : off the engagement, while another frail lover act CHEAPNESS AND DEARNESS * ‘ er int 1 « jin court that he was afraid to marry the pl ‘ The docline to 21 of the common stock of the United bac font eal aiecrtae an al Wauinerie cat ee ia f Btates Steel Corporniion marks its lowest ebb. It hax a had ahowa him some of the less desirable possibilities @f ‘ Mever ranged anywhere near par. The first sales were a’ - 4 . ry, withe Sa Ove man whom I defended last year seems to have had 7 od 5 jefore the 7 nie of two Wi y 0 have o ‘ Bees cece 00) Justletore: the May pax [over divturbing the equanimicy of the g constitutional dread of matrimony. He had been engaged to t Years agh. With its 4 per cent. dividend !t has been at) grest snanctor the plainth® no lees than nine years; four times the wedding fi times an 8 and again a 16 per cont. stock. . | day had been fxed and as many times It waa adjourned by 1 his wish, Finally he erted off altogether, and in court he declared that, though he loved tae girl, he felt he could never screw up the courage to marry her. When he wae asked the reason for his diftidence he said that he had seen so much of the unhappy side of married life, and the djffer- ence between wooing and wedding, that he didn't feel quite equal to running the risk. “These are but a few ‘from scores of similar ¢ have come within my own knowledge. One man feared to | face matrimony on account of his flancee’s extravagance; another quaintly confessed a horror of his wife's cooking an@ slomestic gifts Kenerally; a third defendant was afraid to wed decause A distant relative of his Iady love had died in am asylum, and so on. But whatever the cause, you may take my word for It that the men who are downright afraid te take wives are ‘legion.’ " i A rare temptation. Is it to be wondered at that the @tock has been a favorite purchase for persons of small means? It is to be doubted whether any other incor- | Porated company carries on !ts books so many small| @tockhollers The mere meking out of the divid @hecks has involved extraordinary clerical labor, Idler said the time 5 How do the accounts of these small investors as regards 1 savings bank deposit? ‘Ten shares of 8 common.at 4 required an investment of $400. ‘Iwo! years’ dividends at 4 per cent.s-$80. Present value offag the stuck at 21, $210, Plus $80=$290, which, subtracted | Australia, 1 from $400 shows a net loss of $110. Diace, by all accounts, ; I ag | "It used to be." the other replied. Wore these “cheap” stocks really cheap or dear?) sit jt \In wo no longer, Australie we ae 5208 s whiek y Is true.” the farmer mn't you emigrate to] aila's a grand ; ‘This 18 the question the small investor should ask him-| overcrowded now. ne other ler re { self before yielding to a tempting opportunity to make| "Fae const may bec" the. farmer ad HOW TO CURE A NASAL VOICE, { uming a er risk, mittel, “but the Interior, I'm sure, ts Don't tire the voice. If the throat is sore, keep the > @ larger rate of interest by ass Ba larg not. Go to Australia, Tavish, and push tongue quiet. ~ ; Into the interior.” 3.—"T heard the other day that while he was secretary of the cor- 4.—(Three minutes later)—'Have you heard anything about Bill- Don’t breathe through the mouth, but through the nose, } UP FROM LOW STATION. “The Interior!’ sold the peddier | poration there was some little irregularity found in the affairs of the ings's accounts being crooked? I got it from a pretty reliable source ? | and inhale rs deeply as possible ‘ ‘The peasan: lad becomes Supreme Pontiff and the “There's nothing there But kangarcoe |) office. and it's a mighty shady story to be floating around about anybody in ® Bent whine and Ga t become hypocritical, or you wilt Would is given another iMustration from tho papacy of Ane, farmer {NOURI hat Kangaroos) «tg that so? Well, well!” the club," ~ ele Dante inerincvine KU niet sanes Aavacity, (styte Dreferment gained by humble merit over the handicap of |pavish,”” he said reprouchful y, BAAR RAP ARRAY or wit can compensate.for a poor voice. Poverty and low station. History shows that the FYor-|kangaroo's money as good aa any uther VARIATIONS. A BORN LEADER. JOKE FOOD. NEED FOR ECONOMY. Don't expect to speak cleariy unless you hold up your man's?” head and open your throat as well as your mouth, q Don't try always to speak in a “sweet, low voice.” Cul tivate variety. Let the ton be gay, warm, vivacious. Don't have a company voice, to be put on with your bee’ dresses, Treat your family to your best modulated tones, Don't expect to have any status in the social world 1¢ you have an uncultured, indistinct utterance. A woman ts given place by the manner of her speech. Don't push the sound out with the throat. Enunciate clearly with ihe Ilps, Sustain tone with the diaphragay The vocal chords will then vibrate musically. Don't take life too seriously if you want a melodious volow, Relax the strained muscles of the face and neck and lool and tie happy and contented, Think of pleasant things, Don't let a sleepy, dreamy, unsocial temper control you, #0 that you speak in a dull, thick tone at the back of the ‘ throat, which Is the most trying of all volces to understands Don't pin your falth to the saving virtues of strong, black coffee. If you have to speak or sing for any length of time, a tablespoontul of glyserine in twice the quantity, of brandy relieves the voice, Don't neglect dally breathing exercises. Only the womam who knows how to breathe properly is going to get thé enting prince has had no easier road to this highest of ecclesiastical offices than the son of the Neapolitan dock Imborer. It is o democracy the American can best} LETTERS, appreciate. s A thing to consider Is how the red peasant blood QUESTIONS, develops equally with the blue of the princely born, the ANSWERS. Nobility of mind, the learning, the courtliness of manner and the broad mental range the possession of which !s ecerety) cor ls high: ofice, To the Balter of The ing World In the elevation of Sarto to the papacy as much 98) “Having a “bun! an the aang syne fm the rise of a Lincoln or a Carnegie from humble life]onym for a jag, originally meant that the wonderful evolutionary work of education and en-| 4 man had stayed out all night with all vironment {s scen at Its best. Honor and fame from no| (iat mem nels cieoli elle condition rise. The boy just out of a sweatshop AD-|wnen the bake aiopal Wereloponsendi he Prenticeship. who is getting his first taste of learning at a night school or from a free scholarship, has his future in his own hands. It is In himself, not In his) {o°0e) oy com Aes Sere ee ans stars, that he is to remain an underling or rise to the] out interouce to time, place or padiock Ten ny. yme a ban. Strictly | all-night Jag, al- top. on the bake-shop, BUNOLOCISE, Country Editor—No, | don’t want | most out of her voice. The world wili help him once he gives proof of his Which Business Is Bentt 3 an = ' Nad 7 WO {Kee 1 can’t see no fun in Clack! see Smith Is Ilving on ey fo the Editor of The + Visitor-Does h> always walk riggs-That man Is a leader o em things. one meal Ny: ayn? MAKING eeart, Mees toy, et sto and fro? Y men. Caller—But these are my patent Dearborn—Has he Joined a ON THE EVENING WORLD PEDESTAL. would very much i Keeper No'm; sometimes he Diggs- Great politician? predigested Jokes. Any Jay can } health club? y suGAR AND FAT. experien 1] + Walks back and fort’, Clark—No; a poker club, o POEIHIHYHDOHOGHHGHHGHOOOD [HOME FUN FOR THE YOUNG FOLKS. ]/92™ 2° the Best Jokes of the Day. SIMILAR BUT DIFFERENT, “Who are those two beautiful girls on the promenade deck?" asked the globe trotter. ‘The fatr-hatred one,” replied the captain of the ocean greyhound, “is a Clreassian whose parents are going to sell her to @ wealthy Turk, and the brunette maid is an American hetress whose parents are going to purchase an Italian Count for her."—Chicago News. VANITY. Mr. Potts (to his wife)—Ofy dear, the air 1a chilly. Fermes la ¢enetre. The Vieltor (sotto yoce)—Why do you esk your wife in French to shut the window? Mr. Potts (ditto)—Because you are here. If I asked her in English she wouldn't do it, as ahe won't take in- structions from me before visitors, But it I gay it in French ehe gets up and does {t at once, so as to let you see that she undonstands the language.-— Pick-Me-Up, DOWN WHERE WURZBURGER— Yes, I'm a mermaid. Who are you?" ‘Oh, I'm ‘one of the buoys.’ "Omaha se six plotures represents some common American snake. The first! World-Herald. Murzle out the rest, & Lest year the nation imported or produced more than| or wh B,400,000,000 ponnds of sugar. This was an allowance! enefelt! to a boy Like myself f Of 72 pounds for each individual, estimating the popula-| "1 ""Ked im a des-gonls tion at 80,000,000. Is the national sweet tooth anywhere] how a oor boy alse so well developed? days that wilt him Porhaps our larger consumption of sweets accounts i SARA FtRaene ID a: lawyer's office. forour increase of national adipose tissue. What has pace TONE os aats become of the lank and loose-limbed American? Hela jong story « may be found in the Tennessee and Kentucky mountaing,|a young min @ survival, like his specch; but for the most part the men] Wloa tf the m of the United States, and even more notably the women, |°f "ey? have gained in physical symmetry. Apply to Civll Service Commission, Our Mnes are less angular and there is a prevalent No. Gt Ela atreet, rotundity very pleasing by contrast with the old gauni-| 7, mallariot Aya ness, Possibly without our suspecting it the candy store] service exarmnationne and the matinee box of caramels have been dietetic bless- In 1900. ings in disguise, The Turk waxes corpulent on baklawa] To the mattor of The Evening worl and sweetened drinks and cereals, We avoid his obesity| When was the steamer Deuts by ® more generous allowance of meat, while eating| tt a enough of sugared food to round off the corners of the Scores the “Frei Ate Flend” buman frame with a resultant gain for comeliness, at ERS RY ALOR Wore) nd who howls fi A BOOKKEEPER'S SUICIDE. There are features to the suielde of the Waldorf- Astoria bookkeeper which make it of exceptional and General Interest. Whe man’s occupation put him almost im the very vortex of “life” in a largo city, yet he in- f© clined toward melancholy and killed himself through foar of the insanliy to which that disposition of mind tends, Within 2 few feet of Rohs's desk are to he seen |: lightly the tangible evidences of what makes life best “SHOUTCRS' MEETING.” When the meeting members of the soc! fra in the form drawn tod ng, All wt one, ‘The y marked frst the quotation from s The person on his | follow with ane same sub) shor ‘Tae failing shouter Is dis another verse relating y different 18 shouted, all windows on n wve bs no know retain his The following outline early the phn say that Snout quotation, er cleverly by from the bud air. But from th of a dra 1 may never re that the “kieks" of Kloss people should endanse: Repaaeins for taany men. Hore the popping of corks,|Winyeiver nad sya'lt soe arc eB A eee eAE aa oe WHAT LYDDITE I8. thn Presence ot pretty women, the admiration of the!: vem crim in cart, 1 3, nit The fi CARD TRICK, {cutting down the kings in the mame! syaatte, freed from al technteal ae hef’s art, laughter and bibulous happiness of at least Chal £ World, Br aon yee Separate the four aces, kings, queens| W8)), and of course they took thelr! s-ription, ia merely a form of pleric acid Orary duration combine to banizh the ghosts of | 7 the ¥4i x Wo “afi lot and Jack# from the reat of the pack, | peat ruben em ae ach ecard {or | melted down and allowed to rulldity, It] (The new President of the Stool ‘Trust, W. B. Corey, whe Rohs was in this atmosphere but not of it. No:!, 4°29 1 Young Cor- nesome and followeil after, bringing was discovered in 1771, and for a century| make New York his permanent home.) eaten ie and als9 four of any of the other dia-| their hearts along. ‘The Jacks came, fons the world in od a peacets | My Ata very liveliness increased his melancholy and|;nelr ren classes, or just of Renith ik mongasita spades and clubs. Now,| ‘00, to protect the queens, and brought a ween oe robbs Ra fel Bue Next, Children, on our Pedestal, per tls fatal decpondency. America bos. {ft Ty aeiinouevaters the four aces down in a row and| thelr clubs” and woollen materials without its ex- Pray gaze at Billy Corey! @ {8 no wilderness surpassing in loncliness a Wants Indian Names, Pal yee CABO ota Pan te pian Rah, Soul BAyS all Che \cartentantons As soon as o'er he ruled the trust ‘ i ' Piles, commence at the left and ‘pile A ty. Even at hin desk among his fellow-cloy&s| To the Falter of The Evening World “'Tis the Star-Bpangied Banner, O lone} “Once there were ‘four, isiands, on| them in one pack. Then deal them into fe Ae/much slut and alone as if ina wag!!! readers please sumzest some ap-| may {t wave.” and the line is continued| those isiands were some diamonds Way-] eight plies of four cards eath and| % ehh [preer ate Indian name for ime? I would] until the list of slay quotations seems ing down the four géamonds), eid] you'll find them an they were when you He said: “A man with all this ‘dust’ ‘In Homestead Sates no longer rust, forth I j gah gpa doghn lence 1 must _ at 1 ; A vay Uke 10 Ganie @ canow HC. CG | exhauned Lye OOo —T rc. some kings went to these diamon: COMMA remy YT ee A