The evening world. Newspaper, August 4, 1903, Page 5

a ne THU WORLD: TIRADAY ” ING, AVGUOT 4, 10% ‘ f A TANGLED TALE Pn nine retee on ov sive ov one wirew TA 000 MAY LOSE , BY JOSEPH WEBER sas: BY LOAN CONCERN _ oan DiMDY Pollaemen and Firemen Numer > rime’ Me Suoh @ Plahinens, Bont You Knowl | Meeker | Won't Toit the Searet.” Says (he Bintan. tHotan, cus Among Oepositora of Corporation That Gore inte Handa af Meneiver Never Phte tone . Finest Made ih in wd . - Perfoet for Children pik . Abeotutety Pure “ foams t Accept none other FREER, feo wrirer oun ON OUR RULE Verfect Work, (8 JUST FIVE VERNAGULARS, Geerwrbing fe the latuenee af Ve eve Mectet Pavironmente pe \ Tolle In Many Languages Every: thing Hecept the Cork Geeret. Ad tor Mood of Premiums Gomme, gather abont om chitren, and Weneeh onarwed M9 A LITTLE we ON et rou @ true story tt te / ‘ qf ted » Pru ° Gory about Joreph Weber whe wiin FISHING , WENT ant human « German fF ' Pr ess, 09 fame 9, few Yor. Ge partner, Lewis Melts, onions the G [ove “ ane and Spoken ular Prices Gatinerion of being Amarton'e most 7] HUNTING | the ein a7 - @minent dinieoticnn 7 > a Sete of Teeth double ution, $4 old Gowns sa Heage Work, cer tooth 3 Gold Filling (ore Deit0: Sack Peet bath me denen Wome we not. a commonty Guppened, @ diaiectician of the Garman \" Brend = Ha oan tales great many Affe | ———— ———$$—$ a - Se UN dN tOueT. Pin orto ALDERMAN FELL LONG BRANCH BARNS BURN, TP Norsrs ant mow of ine carenes ® te funny, and that te why we are Jose will mot exceed $00, Qaiing It to you { Foar fattdines, Owned by Sew . | aim t + Were the property When Joseph Weber gete excited he Tarkers, Are Oreatroved Charles 8 e J B. Dyer and FP HAT ho! Mr Postman! Good morning! f say You'ss always eo busy on Mondays, and why’ } “Know you not, Mr. Citizen, Monday's the day < D \ oy That each Sunday World Want ad. brings Ita reply fl, * I We Give “S, & H.” Green Trading Stamps, From hundreds of people? That's why they pay. And that's why I'm busy on Monday. Good-by.” fe apt to talk four of five Aifterent LONG RRANGH, NJ. Aum 6—Four| ages. wns vccupy colages here dur languages at once His tongue is a} barns, all owned by New Yorkers, the ' 6 orig of the bias ereature of environment, ff an Engiiah- featroyed by Are here this mor a not know | —_—— Man te around and interjects Was Asleep in “Diamond Tooth! We Give “S. & H.” Green Trading Stamps. Rosie” Schwartz’s Hotel at THE.BIG STORE ACITY INITISELF marks with hoy ( ok Te i ie fenae, Tent ie chtldren? And: thenre| Coney Island When Police 0. Will talk to you just he talks to hii be {hae rojas oe! Smashed Window and Fright i @f their music hall. You know how we ened Him. SIXTH AVE. ty @l) laugh when they talk such « non- A gensicalness. SPECIAL NOTICE—On all amounting to $5.00 or more, except goods to be sent C.O D., we prepay freight to any railroad station within these States :— Maine, Massachusetts, New York, Furniture and other purchases New Hampshire, Rhode Island Pennsylvania Vermont SIXTH AVE. asc ‘marae «=«-SB"GIS"STD Well, yesterday, dear children, Mr. Weber returned to New York from the Thousand Islands, where he has veer fishing and yacht! and thinking thar the story of his adventures would be in teresting we interviewed him Now listen closely, children, for thir te the way he talked: This Ie the Itness. “Bach a time as I had there. I cut the wires between Broadway and Clay- ton and didn't think of anything but long and the knowledge that when I did get York I would have to take Shere was none of that troub!iness. very nitnute of tho day I enjoyment had, yes? If thers was o hotiness in the skying I got under @ shadiness, and didn't I ylezp, no? And then the was the ipp!ment!”” “Bog pardon, old chap,” interrupted an English actor engaged for Willan Collier's company; “what kind of fish id you capture?” “Mostly barse, don't you know, andl pickerel, by Jove, Bloomin’ fine pick: @rel, too, ‘pon me honor, Caught one ‘weighing over twelve ‘pun, and—but, really, that {s another story, don't you know? Tell it you presen’ And J pulled in a whopper weighed over fifteen pounds, but the go) darned thing got away from me. Line broke. confound {t."’ “I reckon you all must ‘a’ been afishin’ up in Canada waters, sah,” remarked @ manager from Louisiana, . “You reckon right,” replied Mr. Weber, an’ you never did soe such fish, sah, fn all yo’ bo'n days, sah. Fish, sah, that mited in yo’ mo'f like hoe gakes an’ pompano, sah, Oh! such a meltingness. I sent one to Lew Fields ‘and to Ben Teal, and they had so much foyingness that they forgot all about the race trackings.” . “Where did you go?” Such n Fishiness, “An!” answered Mr. Weber, “that 19 @ secret that “I share with Mr, Stair. It is a little stream not so very far from | Alexandra Bay, and we are not going to tell any one, because there !s so much fishiness there we want to save !t for! next year, yes? Never was there so much fishings anvwhere else, no? Mr. Btair and I, we throw over the aldeness of the boat our lines, and we pull in the basses and I say to Mr. Btair ‘Como over here, and wo sit aide by each and pull in the flshings, and we tell nobody not for a year, yes?’ And he say ‘Joe, we tell not even our wives, no? And ao we send, oh! such fishings, to New York, and to the Thousand Isles, but when they say ‘Joe, where you get such fish- ings?’ we wink ai ay, ‘In the marketness,’ and we He, * “One afternoon we were fishing," con- tinued Mr. Weber, “and a boat put out from shore with a messenger boy in it, and he handed me a telegram, but Just at that moment there came a tug on my Une, so I put the telegram on the seat @nd sald I would open it when I had Janded my fish. It took me half an hour to bring him In, anu 4» proved to be a pickerel weighing eleven pounds. Then I opefed the telegram It was from a New York newspaper and sald: ‘Re- ported here that you are dying. Is the story true?” I just borrowed a pencil from my wife and telegraphed back, ‘Net true; I have just gained eleven puinds.’ I guess they had such a guess- fugy oss In that newspaper office, no ? How to Get a Dampness. “May Irwin has a place near where [ ve in the summer,” continued Mr. eber, “and the other day there was n| Dig celebration at the Epis: opal Church, | or she had given the church a fountain fo put in the front yard. 1 sald to her, ‘May why do you give them so yrieriness t Don't you know that entirely. surrounded by | water thera is nothing but a dampness ‘which- ever way you turn? Why do you give them + antain, when what they need fe a beer faucet’? And she said, ‘Joe, cannot) elp doing this, Tam a creature of the cdnventionings, I must make a dluffneas at giving them all this damp- ess in front of the church, because it is Dut a rightness that my name should be immortalized. But If they will come over to my house they shall have a Gampness that is all white on the top Uke whipped cream, and it costa a dollar a . “But my vacation {s all gone now," eoncluded Mr. Weber with a sigh, drop- ping into the best Broadway vernacular, "and it won't come again until next jummer; but while it lasted it was the Seat vacation I over hadcbetter thas my three months in Europe last year, he de nothin. ike takin sachin And Se wields answered: “Tor; and'no mosquitoes’ *°| [vity, but his wite will soon be Iber= after doctor, until 6: months ago I Not recognizing the dark figures who had smashed in the window of his sleeping apartment as police officers, but rather believing them to be desper- ate burglars, intent on plunder ang homicide, John Kilmurray, who says he f# an alderman of Jersey City and lives at No. 298 Grand street, rushed from hia room and fell down stairs. His left lex was broken in several and now he {s in the Coney ital, where he will be com- pelled to reunain six weeka, Probably Kilmurray would not now be ® sufferer had he been more cautious in selecung bis sleeping quarters. But he made the mistake of his life when ne went to the hotel kapt by “Diamond Tooth Rosie’ Schwartz, on ®chwelck- ert's Walk, at 8 o'clock this morning. The Alderman, accompanied by a young woinan whom he called Mra. Kilmurray, was greatly fatigued, and when Miss Schwartz escorted them to their apart- ment on the second floor they soon were sleeping soundly. “Ror Now, it so happens that Capt. Dovley, the new commandant of Coney Island, fell holr to the very general distike on- tertained for ‘Diamond Tooth Rosle’ (so called because of a two-caret soll- taiee in an incisor) by all the Coney Island commandants. Twice this season has Rosto's villa been raided, and she ty now out on bail charged with maintan- ng @ disorderly resort. A 4 o'clock this morning five figures stole quietly up to Rosie's house and tied the front and rear doors. They were locked. "Zounds!" hissed one man, “we must then resort to the Jerome method of ladder-scaling and window-smashing,' whereupon a Iadder was brought to the side of the house, and in another mo- ment the upper end of the Indder had broken the glass in the window of the Alderman's room with a crash that could be heard high above the low, sad moan of the restless “Murderers! Burglars!” erfed the Al- derman, while his wife, equally alarm- ed, began crying. Second Crash the Alderman’s, The Alderman ran into the hall. It was dark, but he gave no pause His one object was to esca He dased aiced, end thon there exe Striking tie oor ‘of the Motel eee twenty! feet below, © eral ete: leautime the dete of their raid. It having been areented Dut successiiil, they decked to dissiaim Nt altogether,’ ao, taking thelr between them, they disappeared in the darkness, leaving the Alderman moan- ing In the hall “and his wife laughing anil erying by turns, ‘Ten “minutes e.apsed, & unl. formed pollceman t jamond Tooth Rosie's," and, o ambu- both the’ Alderman and his wife removed to the hospital. The Al- derman {s in for a long slege of cap- ated if she doesn't laugh herself to death with hyster WAITED 30 YEARS For the Proper Food, A man who was a semi-Invalid for 80 years got well in about a month when he found the right food. He says: “When I was 19 years of age I had a severe attack of Typhold fever, and after almost starving to death I was left in a pitiable condi- tion. “My nervous system was so shat- tered that I had to walk with a cane for 6 months after I got on my feet, and my stomach was terribly dis- tendéd. This was 30 years ago, and since that time I have never known health, although I had tried doctor saw an article about Grape-Nuts that Jmprensed me s0 I thought I would try It. “So I gave Grape-Nuts a trial, more as something to eat than with afly idea it would help me, My improve- ment commenced immediately and has kept right up until now I have used 7 packages, and I feel like an- other person. I am in better health than I have been since boyhood and am strong and contented. Grape- Nuts food helped me after everything else failed, and I look on this as an evidence of the great power of proper food." Name given by Postum Co.,, Battle Creek, Mich, end to the Co, for particulars by Bees extension of time on the 500,00 cooks’ contest for 735 money prizes, - reoved arom 18"B19"STS in capitals. Parlor Suites. BATHER ROCKERS for EATHER ROCKERS for EATUPR ARM CHAIRS for 5 LEATHER ARM CHAIRS for $5000 LEATHER ROCKERS tor Chifiontors. CHIFFONIERS—5 tare drawers, 69.00 | 34.00 | olla brane | LFFONTERS—Golden cak finish, § drawers, gallery back; spectal, 4.50 Dressers and Chitfoniors. SOLID OAK DRESSARS—Golden colar, pollah , alld brass handles, uprl decorated with fancy carving, i 350.0) VERNIS-MAR for $90.00 GOLD CABINETS for 385.00 VERNIS-MARTIN OARINETS t or 09 ROCK WOOD GADINETS for 00 VERNTS-MARTUN CABINETS 8.76 | DINING TABLES—Square top, made of ool! | SOLID OAK ONIFFONIBRS to match, eame | oak, polish finish—made to extend 6 f | G.60 | larly, $10.00; aspectal, Clearance Sale of Pictures, | August Sale of Rugs and Carpets. | Baby Carriages at $6.75 Beautiful Framed Pictures Offered at Prices Wilton Carpets. | Japanese Bath Rugs. | Never Anywhere Before Was There Such a Chance, 0 Chat Are Positively Unparalleled, The most extraordinary Picture offerings any New York Depart- } borders to match; $2.00 grade. rer | ment Store ever exploited. y! 145 style and fnien; Some are There are a great many lacquered frames, For the sake of quick choosing the pictures are divided into lots: LOT 1—Pictures in black frames; fac-similes of water colors; LOT 7 — Pictures regularly 2, Oc | LOT 2—Pictures that sell from to 50a large and small: 7 LOT 3 -— Pictures that sell at 75c. and $1.00; reduced 25¢ LOT 4— Pictures that sell at and $1.50; reduced 50c¢ LOT 5—Pictures $2.00 end $2.50; 1 00 e t) | LOT 6 — Pictures that sell at $4.00; et? 00 | 1,200 Pastels and Pictures | that sell as high as $20.00; some are on'y $8.00, $9,00 and $10.00; bur early purchasers will secure the best values; each LOT 9—We have reduced a special lot of Oil Paintings which |sold from $150.00 to $300.00, you inay have your choice of 5,00 | HEAVY GRADE TAPESTRY 50.00 LOT 10-Picture frames which sold from $1.25 t0 $1.75, sizes. 14x 17 and 16x20; special Another special lot of wat_glass, so'd from 25c, to $1.60; your choice 6x9, regular $1.50 quality & 4x7, regular $6.00 quality, f "Oc bry (Tied Flow, Cenwe, Ih Sty 2,645.0, regular §3.00 quali, ~ $80.00 OAK CHINA CLOSE $0.75 OAK CHINA | $33.75 OAK CHINA Ci Sideboards. | $18.00 OAK stpBBOARDS—Goiden A bevelled inirror, OAK SIDRBOARDS— 4 oak, Chairs. polia finieh; well braced: DINING TABLES—As tilus’ and top, mate of aolld polish finish, te extend 6 ft; rogulariy, $12.00; special, 8.50 HIGH-GRADE WILTON CAR- | 4x7, regular $4.75 quality. PETS—Unexcelled in wearing qual- | 3x6, regular $3.35 quality. itys beautiful designs and colorings; | 2635.0, regular $2.50 quality, Oriental Rugs. SbO CR NGT SANIT CONIC ARS PERSIAN RUGS—One special lot aiitabloy fee eeanreasll rooms'oe | of Persian Rugs. sold regularly for 75 halls, per yard, He, | $12.50, $15, $18 and $20, I. Body Brussels Carpets. | Axminster Rugs. AXMINSTER * RUGS—The most popular Lh peeiy TONS Leanee jeg of the day both as regards its wearing I A ra bose qualities and rich colorings: tall makes; selected colorings: bor. | Ont? ders to maich; regularly $1.45 per 1,00 oe aie was . ; 21,50 19.50 Savonnerie Carpets. Tapestry Brussels Do rar, The Picture Store on the Third Floor about twice a year does } High-grade Plush: attractive de- some remarkable things in the way of phenomenal value-giving. This | signs and colorings; regularly $1.60 Rugs. isa sort of clearing sale, and the bargains that will find their way into | per yerd, 1,20 eager hands are the most exceptional of the season. Che Reductions Average 's to's ETCHINGS, PASTELS, ARTOTYPES, i Feri WATER COLORS, CARBONS PHOTOGRAPHS.PLATINUMS, | Cot vp! Ap Ai@unsTEn tos 17.50 10.50 | EStRYPORTIER ie range of frames is of the widest possible variety. ings and designs; regularly $1.25 an ani N Lor : hy knotted i oak and gold burnished; some are gilt; others are chestnut gilded. $145 Hobe SAM x S35e Granite, Art Rugs, Celnne hive wince aroundijeach, GRANITE ART RUGS—Excellent quality | self-color figured; Tapestry Brussels) |S igeween mec eveina vey cemie |lcahece aretime: TAPESTRY BRUSSELS RUGS — Best Axminster and quality, very durable; full range of designs in newest effects: Velvet Carpets. xl? aoe VELVET CARPETS in finest color- for summer use. All sizes, among which Carpets. We nienon 6 fee toned; pair, 00,'4500 and $6.00) reduced 9) 7 33 NMS 3x4 35 | . EXTRA QUALITY TAPESTRY a SEL eat -E- | One lot of ELEGANT MER- | with any surround- BASSES eA Dien SHUN ese | 3825 875 225 475 |CERIZEDPORTIERES in reds ings; per yard, ment of good patterns; 7 5c. and 85c. qualities, per yd, do designs; regularly 65c. per yd., RUGS, consiructed of best qual of picked straw, with beautiful All-Wool Smyrna © figures in sive: 30x60 and 36x 3x6, regular $4.00 ‘4 [306+ 406 and 45¢ per square yard, Ohe Commanding Success of sign, and of the wery best be duplicated ta et only, and cannot be had aga! 3 BEDSTEADS, regularly 380.00; d) BRASS DEDSTBADS, 440.0) BRASS BEDSTEADS, $99.00 BRASS 1) 306.00 BRASS B. 399.00 DRASS BEDSTEY 0) DRASS BEDSTEA: 60 TWIN BRASS B: rEADS, = 95.00 Upholstertes. Portieres, | Couch Covers. 5.00 nd greens, with beautiful inter- fei Seven iesea of self-color; AN specialiiot ofa he class bea BRUSSELS CARPETS; bright, bold Ado JAPANESE STRAW MATTING some with heavy edge, some | several colorings; L95 c re... e , 10, OO ‘excellent patterns; e yard, Mattings. woven with excellent style fringe: 35.00, 5 REMNANTS: all lengths: regularly 79¢| cls GAL Ploe, rom pau, THE BIG STORE ACTTY IN ITSELF Connecticut, and New Jersey. SIEG " OPERG | Ohe Big Store’s August Furniture Sale Inspires Ohe Broadest Confidence. — \ qHIS. Mid-Summer Sale stands unique. It has been void of exaggerations: is not tinctured with conscienceless 4 misrepresentations. | What we have said and shall continue to say about the splendid new stocks of Furniture on the 5th Floor spells truth : We are not compelled to resort to subterfuges. | WE ARE SELLING SUPERIOR FURNITURE LOWER THAN OUR OWN REGULAR LOW PRICES, AND AT LOWER PRICES b THAN THE LOWEST ASKED ELSEWHERE FOR THE SAME RELIABLE AND STYLISH KINDS OF FURNITURE. a Among the Wany Extraordinary Spectal Inducements for Go-Worrow Aro the Following: Leather Library Furniture, | Dining- Room Furniture. Brass RPedsteads. Rockers, $156.00 LATHER DAVENTORT tor € A> manutecturoe of Brass Bedstents ROCKERS.—As ituatrategy ‘i | Dining Furniture, | China Closets. ors on iralture store to-morrow. ‘enitetion mahogany fintahy 75 LBATIIER ARM CHAIR for [Hinge OAR CHINA GLoseTs | Tuese te tre new and handsome de- strongly made and wet equipped seats; severe with velour in astorted cole ora; regularly $3.60; apes celal, 195. jered fintah, thers are me 45.00 20.75 35.00 S75 40.00 44.00 4.00 pew and Dandaome | deaiga @ iden oak only; 5s.50 | fonsh pissieee 70.25 | cushions aloried cis if verularly $16.00; FATS. wee £0.00 Si Suite This offer includes 16 differs ent styles of the exquisite designs, full sized bodies, of finest quality reed, beautiful upholstery of exe cellent materials, the best hard- | wood gearing, rubber - tired wheels, best steel springs, patent ‘ foot brakes and parasol clamp, 4 6.735 (Third Floor, Best.) nei Baccara la ¢ Tap. |BOINCH coucH cove “4 Git ‘- in stripe ef- ES ina full’ fects, eh fringe , 49 Capestry. 50-INCH TAPESTRY; a var riety of colorings; suitable in color to combine JF V0 inches, made to sell regularly for $1.75 bile | Madras Curtains Rugs, and $2.00: special for Wednesity > 95 A few pais of double faced STRIPE MADRAS st_maxes only, quality excellert. range of | le ‘ le? A colors; CHAT rs peed AEE A asi i lad Gilcloth. PORTIERES; combination | qaiS in several 75 | One special lor of OILCLOTH colorings: to width: heavy text ee BF | (Taira Floor, Feat. ¥