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a THE # EVENING’ # WORLD'S # HOME # MAGAZINE # DAY EVENING, ° JUNE 22, 1903, 0904004400006 4 ooo World |: ARDENT ARCHIE PROVES ONCE MORE THE DEPTH OF HIS ADORATION. by the Press Publishing Company, No. 53 to 0 ‘ Berne: new Serk, Mintered at the Post-Omice ARCHIE MET ALIDA SPREAD A BI@ UMBRELLA _ DOGGIE THOUGHT HE'D START FOR HOME GOT AN .AWPUL SOAKING. ‘at New York us Second-Class Mali Matter. WEATUER CERVIWET OVERHEAD HIS “per” ARCHIE STAYED RIGHT THERE. LOVERS DO NOT CARB. C4 UME 43 «NO. 15,280. | «THE PROMOTERS’ AFTERMATH, ©) Bomé Atteen years or so ago the nation was enjoying + eyon and vociferous time financially because of the int of capital coming across the water from Eng- ) ind for investment in “industrial stocks.’” y} peace Mine Wherever a manufacturer had gained a local reputa- : q 7 ‘ton for making money out of bis business a promoter) % /; \\ : jenme, like a bee scenting @ honey-bearing flower, to| A \ Sera fo | { “perstiade him of the vast advantages of converting his| ¢ ci mf £ we y —~ , ~ ory or shop or brewery into a stock company. The| TANS Bz, ll sn investor seemed to be particularly keen for ago S “Ue Lif K: aVER PART US ies, and from Newark to Milwaukee and St. Louis “they were snapped up at any figure the proprietor might | B jose to name, with liberal allowances in the way of| % sal subsidies for the executive heads of the com-| | ponies, The air was full of talk of cumulative s‘ocks, | 2 jal “shares, debenture bonds and what not.) alt house was a mint and every vat a golconda. | diaving our first experience with the roseate | the forcing process as applied to capital stock | ‘was stimulating enough while it lasted. It eommercial cocktail. brief news item from Newark we get word effects. It is fifteen years Inter, and Gott- , Peter Hauck and Adolph Hupfel have re-) % , According to the despatch, from the English | f ).to which they sold them the breweries they osed offat a fanciful valuation, They have bought in the preferred stock ter $78 and the common for $35. The} TOLD ABOUT ‘is out of, the bubble. The inflation has flattened. are ddwn to bed-rock again. NEW YORKERS. nd at that figure there is undoubtedly money in i these brewerles again for the old owners as thore was yefoPé,"Andl as there Is in bicyetes for Col. Pope, purchaser | 3 i 2 9BSO999909OG:0.00005« NOW FORMING A UNION. ¢|MRS. BOTHGATES" SUBSTITUTE. @|Her Husband Tells an “‘I,”’ Passenger of Hes ~ WELL, THE 3 ‘accoRDING Te GALL OF SOME Strange Taney. q ON'T you Uke to make a hit with a thing?’ asked THE RULES OF THE ‘gen f “D aes CULPTOR J. Q. A. WARD, of this city, 1s at work on a statue of| < Bothgates. The crowd was damp and disagreeable, but the guard's face was beaming and his flow of Bicycle Trust remnants, and for the new owners Gen, Phil Sheridan, the hero of | ‘ =} a old jokes incessant. the Asphalt Trust. They will go on conducting|Shenandoah Valley, to be erected in ~. ~~ 16H: “I been playing for a laugh from the river to the Battery wbusinese in an cconomical and businesslike way | suerte Cad ty of| ¢ (aaa maf IND SCRUB THE Py) De one Gee get ease c emile. ae some fetter’d Jest cackle ee So lassachusetta, Twenty-third Northwest | { . » Ca. oor! out loud I'd lke my Job better. When f go to a show I never A they will prosper. No more cocktails, no more stiM-/ang R streets, Washington. Mr. Ward Hf b ISLES, c Selig hvatitiosa taay okear lees There ton babe T ees’a maa Us, mo balloon expectation, but common sense and {has written the commissto —Secre- working hard for a iaugh I let out my biggest, and my Uttle 0 ty. tary of War Elihu Root rege P. red-head always says ‘Sh-u-sh! everybody's looking at you,’ but I eee they all join. The best joke {s a hearty laugh. " Ttefe the Inevitable lesson of overcapitalization. The| Vetmore and Gon. H.C. Cortin—that io Bs he expects to finish his work early next “Funny how a man’s wife's always calling him down when math ‘trouble is that the lesson is expensive in the| year, a he's out in soclety. She's atrald people won't back thelr judge earning for the investing public, which lends a ready OF 0 ment and think her man’s the finest ever. As far as that | + Spay ¢. C. Brainerd and seweral other mem- goes, she calls him down pretty often at home. But you know, for all her raking, she generally thinks what he does je pretty right and proper, and she thinks about every woman that ain't ted up tight to some other man is after hers. Red-hea@ she used to have the queerest idea you ever heard of. She was sure she was going to die young and she Jest couldn't bear to have me left alone anw she was always picking out my’ second, If she finds a gal that ts nice and neat about the house and saving and home-loving and home- to promoters’ estimates of paper profits. bers of the Rar Association attended a “iterary’’ dinner last week, where the -| conversation turned on the odd names ~ _ POWER OF THE CHECK-BOOK. of recent authors, The name of Hobart "| There are traditions of offended millionaires buying | Chatfeld-Chatfeld Taylor came up. ip hotels. for the sake of revenge upon the proprietor HEE itera ilo eeehere, hecanse £ 8 stale sandwich or a discourtesy from the} jan, tiut 1 think his is the first case on ‘clerk. Vsially the names are lacking and the authen-|record where it takes two Chatflelds to . | Helty ot the story is open to doubt. But we seem to) ™ake on Taylor.” “ay wires A * WALKING DELEGATE 002606208 RULES- WIVES’ UNION. EIGHT HOURS With ws, . 8 68 CONSTITUTE 4 DAYS ly, she'd say: ‘No’ jothgates, if I dle I want you to marry de raiging a crop of Croesuses to whom such a purchase! prof, Chandler, Dean of Columbia Uni- WORK (FoR rye PaEsE Jennle Mudface; she'll make a good mother to the boys. nt an episode of the day's doings. versity'a Chemistry Department, entered ——— And I say to her: ‘Don't worry, May; Jest you etick around MUSBANDS SHALL BE MEN OF ALL WORK. a HUSBANDS SHALL HAVE ONE NIGHT A WEEK ou7, WIVES, EVERY NIGHT: WHEN 007 ATNIGHT, aus BANOS 11ST BB @| as long as you like it, for if you leave me I'll many en actorette that gets her hair color In a bottle.” “P'r'aps I'm stringing her, but you can’t tell what @ © | widow man's going to do. Looks to me tke the men that @| has the best luck in their firet choice ts the digwest fool in : the second, ‘And the more they carry on,’ says redhead, @ > fs Mr, Schwab, for example. The contractors] "#8 class-room not long ago clad in a {building ts million-dollar mansion on River. | TAtd Bow suit of lant gray. The sopho- more claas arose as one man and gave ive having informed him that they could get no| the barking college cheer for the new ith which to continue the progress of the build-| wt. Prof. Chandler did not reprove térrupted, he went up the Hudson and bought pe poset lect further than ito rd with its entire product. There being no! ‘Gentlemen, !t 1s hard to classify you, to lay the brick, he arranged with the union| You belong to the genus ‘Sophomoric them. And now we hear of John W. Gates having | Animal,’ species unknown, whose make- “suitable carriage to take him to the Derby iu Chi- ede ieated Pima Sieh actly LN) “cago and buying two landaus for the occasion at the “ent of 38,009. Mrs. Donald McLean, regent of the ote Ki Daughters of the American Revolution, iv These are our Alexanders of finance, who cut Gordian | is agitating the creation of a Ratlenan Knotg,with gold or dissolve them into thin air with a|park a Valley HMorge, Pa., to include “Neat tornsfrom a check-book, Doubtless if it had been| ‘he lands occupied by the Umerican Necessary Mr. Gates would have purchased an entire car-| AT™Y. nd making the anniversary of Washington's eyacuation of Valley B49 Gb FHETOSOOG oe: WHEN PAPA COMES HOME LATE FOR OINNER AFTER A HARD DAY AT THE OFFICE ‘when the(r wives dle the soonest they're married again.’ “Look at old ‘freckly face Fits, I tell you red-head preaches a regular sermon this morning when ahe reads a piece In the paper abont that old pug going to marry an actress, And I says to her, ‘Y'see how ‘tis.’ And I think she's given up the {dea of dying and giving me @ chance to give the boys a stepmother that'd be too tred all the time to do anything but lean out the window and watch for my train. “{ don't count on hearing any more about Jennie or any other specially selected substitutes for quite some time. “Say, friend, 1 Uke to chin with you. Your taugh comer easy and t's good to hear." 20% 5946 00> SHE WANTS we'll SEB ME TER BRING) (asovr ) tiagé factory, and if the situation had demanded it Mr.}W¥orge a national mt ed ‘) Mr. holide YER none_J) THAT! [e@chwab, would have bought a lime-kiln, a lumber yard, oo ay 10 ) gic Nasal CONCERNING WOTSIEN. E @ planing mill and any other essential uf building opera-| Rev. Lr. 3. B. Rossiter, who tor| % ; ocLock!’) ‘The Spanish rhyme has it: “Were a woman as little ae | thong.” twenty-seven years was pastor of the CAS she is good, & pea pod would make her a gown and a hood.’ North Presbyterian Church in this city, An old English saying: ‘If @ man lose a woman end @ A Inthe hands of a millionaire entirely great a check- % + Bats har oven appointed pastor of the First os farthing he will be sorry he lost the farthing.” ats any number of swords. Presbyterian Church in Manila, © cHaPp- The French adage: ‘A man of straw is worth a woman a7 CHES ANY « ERONED of gold."” ast Ex-Judge E. H. Gary, Chairman of the x ava The German: “There are only two good women in the ‘ ISEES OFISAPETY. peer ae pean CUD) ‘ ATi TST THE — SEN GER. world—one dead and the other can be found.” y States Steel corporation, characterize ‘ RE’ Scotch say: "Honest men marry soon, wise men \ The stranger who uses the Hoboken or Exle ferry |as erroneous reports that hn haw whe VA @ TRuST! (Gor ight ke Phe) Booteh: Say; scattered through the largo asphalt-paved plazas be-| drawn from the Gary Memorial Metho (Cio. SS “Words are women; deeds are me . 4 ‘The German asserts that whenever there is mischief brewing a woman is at the bottom of it.—Pittsburg Dispatch. ON THE EVENING WORLD PEDESTAL Angsfecry houses an odd and ugly arrangement of| Ust Chureh in Wheaton, 11, and that pili a few fect long and perhaps half as wide, sur- ie eae ore Jeter when ileay. ch to remove to New Yo ted by two hand rails. He wonders what they are|Tie church was erected by Juve ey she leaps for life to one of them from before a|as a memorial ¢o his father and mother. ‘6 galloping team or a fast-driven hansom, and © eae 2 Willtam Di “ 6 he thanks heaven for this small boon of an “isle! American tease eine ere of safety.” He forgete and forgives the ugliness in the | called—strolied one evening through the| 4 fukjyemerabrance that this refuge has saved his life | Tenderloin. Stout, broad and looking) } HB 18 PERMITTED TO PLAY i+ ery well dressed in his k je) Of afety of a far more ornate brand have| viatnen is’ Howells gence woe ete 3 CASING IN THE KITCHEN WITH dbsigned which, after approval by the Municipal] to left incemantly, Ie ecomed ry at | ® i - AIS NEIGHBOR, jety, will be placed in various street traffic| © 2¢? everything. A policeman whom | > : he knew saluted ¢im and said: "I sup-| @ ‘ ‘spots throughout the city. One is now in course! 5°.¢ you are strolling about here, “ir 3 A “Nousewlres and Ho: A LOCK- OUT IN FLATBUSH. re’ Union’ has been organized in Chivaguv. Will the movement spread to New York? Sagal Bee eae AP street. It Hore Picking up character, eh? | When the wives start organizing, countless ways they'll be devising enty long ang six wide with an electro-| “Well, no, not exactly,” returned tho! ® a1 frightful period of woe; entre, and will be ornamental as well as use- about heron Tecan OF aE Sons | ° ree mang ie aac ite eR Des ae er will be placed at Fourteenth sail > \ And a “sympathetic lockout” all domestic peace may knock out, mie, another at Thirty-fourth street and a LETTERS. > And the genial “Bless Our Home” sign from each Gotham flat must go, t Forty-sccond. ’ EELGHOPGGGDIIGHOGHHESOHOO OOOOOOH O46 he idea io 2 most excellent one, filling a long-felt QUESTIONS, 5 P0000 > Meee cislac tame and or setowtaa oon, ANSWERS, | HOME FUN FOR THE YOUNG FOLKS. } Some of the Best on; the greate: as; street paving has ‘ Ric: nee Pail, beuerrrsttec (Cateins Jokes of the Day. driver who speeds his team over the fre- and usually slippery surface at a rate of TWO CANDY RECIPES. A HOME-lADE *“ SKYSCRAPER.” bd | Chocolate Fudge.—Two cups sugar, of, “I am) three-quarter cup milk, two tablespoons- SALLIE AND WILLIE. yours to command it mean to] fui putter, tw: res of unsweetened “ which puts his horses practically beyond his con-| %* commanded by some one J eUs Rusted, CeO: AGREs PeLe t will astonish the victims of the mand one? © to to com-| chocolate or four tablespoonsful cocoa, grip, Sallie to learn that the bacilus A pedestrian finding himself unexpectedly in front] ((\\: om flo 1 Ca drops vanilla. *Boll them all to- GE thad lintgraalT@leeaes te) orig eocGe driven at this rate of speed 1s well-nigh help- ee rey EYEE Your | gother, except tho vanilla, stirring con- one-sixteen-thousandth of an inch in Hes {n a trap from which only his own efforts|7, +4. ( Palas Cea ec ae peat Seiten crate cee eae ee isn | ae! Tae frising Wore water pate from re and Gf anlinch in width? ene ing of the following | let stand three minutes; add vanilla and hboring isle of safety to one so caught will be| btn words. M amore," and na sxtute thickens. Pour into he Smarr pRTEE Cate Gn e vhici Sel DOE RANE ‘ ‘aici t “Because, Sallie, the general 4 the importance of which it Is not easy to FRANK } 00] and cut in aquares. don has teeribetithe Rest ey ere: ye; Pink for Girls, or overestimate DOWN BUBAT, O10-| AGSHALTS SEL Of at least the size of a sea serpent, Canton ‘Monthly, ot The i i nilla, One cup nut- wat selon. Is: for! boy. and | meats me am fldgw adding | A SLAP AT HER. at for girls? AB. OY ats. when removed) “ ” * Bables.—A first American child has been Whdlenale or Ketatlt “8° |inin fire." Beat and pour into buttered eae tebane thes Moore ae Guam. The first white child born in Chicago is | to te i Of The Evening. .V pans to cool; cut in squares. The but wi husband had come in for some Bawriy-two years old. The Guam baby scems remote| Will readers with experience Kindiy |WEeC eee ne One CUP OF mill peunty) ewaricranitieten a kien f poration, vee If he lives to be elghty what} let me know where a boy can better ad | a j Beagle Sencar ee et ot: ther western trend of c vance hin a ares te) 4 5 i a c ‘hole ouse, starting | Wha yOu ci rn? ow to maxe an amusing toy known as a “skyecraper” ts thus described: ‘ Nipd oonledeeht tise Eset torhere this South Sea intanc from the bottom CoM, | Ash Figure A is a plece of tin out into the shape pictured, with two holes in it.| Preset ner ty’ #0 ft #-—Philadelphia mation elect @ President from the Cannot Become a Citizen, What is the tree that stands nearest| Figure B is an ordinary thread spool, Figure C is a nail (2) with the head cut NOT FOR HIM. To the Editor of The Evening World the sea? Beech. off. Dri alle into the top of the pool eo that Figure A will fit on it loosely, ‘Van Wyck, who occasioned some amusement an a Broawar May & Chinaman become « a What 1s the tree that everybody| Figure D is a piece of wood cut into the shape pictured, Teacher—Wjili0, Af Ce NOree CAn EER @ bed Pedestal, = Gechtnee seers |Wkes? Poplar. on it eo that it can tun easily, Wrap « pill aslrapricads sh platen mile in two eatnutes and another horse 0 gonndence man has ven Shaloruee 1s ect * | What 1s the most melancholy treet} to be pulled to put the spool in operation. Figure A must de twisted up a iittle,|°M2 40 it in three minutes, how far ‘counts, g savolving penaitien of 1857» «x rater of thee Frest, Pine. as shown in Figure F, Figuro E shows tho skyscraper completed. apart, will they deat the end of eight ie gome'to New York and| which is correcs: met What tree belongs to the churcht] Figure A shows the way it is ,worked. Hold it in one hand of | Willie brought Sentenced three] rred and mo sty atee tlt had ‘ picture of Elder. wood below the epool, and take hold of the string whioh is candle Aad aorythel wie Fred and 17" INQUISITIVE. mnet tree is it that every boy dreads? spool, and pull ft quickly, #0 as to raise the tin from the spool, Then i will eail up into the aky. If st 4a made right it will prove to bee very amusing plaything. : f