The evening world. Newspaper, June 9, 1903, Page 10

w THE »# EVENING » WORLD'S »# HOME: # MAGAZINE | LAADEDDDUD OO48204 444 29000009920 924 Seccosooooooe, i THE PIRATE CABMAN IS IGNOMINIOUSLY FORCED TO WALK THE PLANK. . > THE SUCKERS Are Tass coy Qudlished by the Prees Publishing Company, No. 63 to 6 @ark Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Oflce * at New York as Second-Class Mali Matter. GETTING TO FLY! Looks | HERE I AM, OUT 5 EAS MAYORS 5 MOLUME 48....0000++e00e0ee +-NO, 18,267. Soak nine MARSHALL A WHOLE DAYS LICENSE BUREAU TIME, BEEN ARRESTED, AND HAVE Lost Me’ LICENSE ANO NO FEED IN THE STABLE THE CAB-FARE QUESTION. Yesterday's hearing at the Bureau of Licenses of} @ charges against cabmen was important as a local appli- ® pation of remedies for overcharge. But of much greater! 7 Importance is the requisition Commissioner Greene pro-| i poses to make on the Corporation Counse] for a full opinion and particularized interpretation of the existing) cab fare ordinances. As the Commissioner says, authoritative action on) the subject is urgently called for. The abuse grows) greater with its toleration by a public indisposed to fl from the comparatively amall {lls of overcharge to the greater eviis of a row with the offending cabman and the prosecution of charges against him in court. The satisfaction of sustaining a principle by taking such action is too frequently overbalanced by the humilia- tion to which the complainant {s subjected. “YOU DELIBERATE ~ WANT TOGO TO THE *LY OVER CHARGED, 2 ( WALDORFASTOR) ‘AND } $ (awinw 1) CAN SRE TROUBLE Fol WE WILL CANCEL, Nour LICENSE. “—__—— Tome qn 3 Mr. Oldrestdent, of Pompton, N. J., desires to ride up On arriving at the hotel the private cabman wants Mr. Oldresident, who reads the papers, has cabby sum- With the result that cabby will think twice beforo NCAT CH re da fly) from the ferry in a cab, double the legal fare. moned to the License Bureau, again overcharging old gentlemen. ne ie eat reali ictatlleehs ae aandiie aes eka LOOCGOOS20F090F0900099 004% , 2 ; : , ” ; 2 ot ituerto ponebie from she confletng ad 95- TOT TD AROLT HOW WOODBURY’S “ARTISTIC” PLANS MIGHT BE SECONDED. :| JOHN SMITH, DICTATO | ~~. mentary decisions of Magistrates. : 8 by Re j c If also, as is contemplated, authority is given police 4 j © men to settle cab quarrels on the epot and the police NEW YORKERS. If His Tribe Would ‘‘ ay | thoroughly instructed in this new duty a very great OT Sous ME 's Tribe Would ‘‘Get Together’ They Might @ain will have been made for the systematic and satis- OL. ALBERT A. POPE has just cel- with THATL 3 Rule the Universe. i factory adjustment of disputes. Under such conditions @brated his sixtieth birthday. He a 4 '°°°"they are likely to diminish to small numbers. (< says he 1s in tho prime of life and 4 bd full of energy and enthusiasm as OW, these are the words of the wild-eyed, long-haired 5 when he was thirty. Bicycles made him ea A CHURCH MERGER? tainelaid Honeye Helexpactal ta aneletia man with jutting eaves and cranial bay windows. The j man thinks much and has several times solved every. mundane puzzle from the theory of perpetual motion to the Identity of the late Billy Patterson's assailant, In fact, the only human problem he can't solve is that of seif-support bicycle return to popular favor. Dr. Hill's’s suggestion of a merger of churches along ° ® the lines of the Steel Trust and other industrial com- Dinations is in strict accordance with the principles of modern development. On a superficial view it presents W. C. de Mille, the playwright, made the following bon mot at the Players’ Club the other evening. The talk had é dealt with an actor who had stopped Here is his grandest vision: Obvious advantages, expecially for rural communities; drinking and had become a rabid cold- “Do you know iho is the most pewerful man'on earth? | dy vocate, ; Q 1 ah ier beech Mad es aay eee ae sald De Mille, ‘he used to be No; it isn't the War Lord or the Strenuous One or any of; F ER pping C paying Tall for ‘aqua fortis,’ but now his forte the favorites, It is John Smith, What John Smith? why, 4 pastors a salary sometimes inadequate to his support 18] js ‘aqua,’” any John Smith at all. He doesn't know it, but he might be dictator of the world if only he chose. The fact that he doesn't know it doesn't make it any less true, any more than the horse's ignorance of his own strength makes any less strong. » “It {s thls way: You've heard of ‘the talance of power,” haven't you? Well, the balance of power rests with John Smith. There are more people named Smith in this country | than all the Joneses, Browns and Robinsons combined. Some | of them seek to desmithitize themselves with a hyphen er | by stretchingsthemselves out to Smythe. But it's all Smith =| just the same. | | 1 eee Simeon Ford says he purposes calling the attention of the authorities to a de- vice for raleing revenue which commu- nities of Sweden have adopted. “If the Swedish pian were adopted hotels would not have to bear the whole burden of supporting the Government,” he says, “The Swedes tax corpulence. A table 4 = Le ’ of normal weights is fixed, and any per-| { son who exceeds ten pounds pays 10] « not stimulating to the sense of dignity in religion. The wiser catholic plan {s 10 have one church with a larger 4 eongregation fcr the same area, i If the Church Trust suggestion is carried out to ac- cs cord with industria] trust processes some intricate prob- Jems will come up for solution, Will unpopular churches ie be “dismantled as are unproductive manufacturing “plants?” What will be done with the pastor thus dis- Placed? Will he be subsidized with a retiring annuity THE ASHMAN COLLECTS ASHES IN ANCIENT CREMATION YRNS— ARTISTIC BFFect THE STREET SWEE PE : ; twenty por % or will his services be dispensed with altogether on the| poorer. ewty movade so kronen IN ANCIENT is « “ a i : ‘i - SPRIN “Now, what do these Smiths—this mighty, vast clan do? plea of “economy of administration?’ How will the cas Ee) ie KLING Have they eny tamily-fecling; any’ party spirit? No. Or, is control of the sermon product be regulated, so that it phases lee aden men acives eeele = Se z ne. 9F VioLEeT— S| rather, Just enough to lead a tiny fraction of thelr tribe to ¥ may be curtailed in the dull season and increased as de- AGAIN GND LNRM WAUBCU SRC Hedl Fhoniiee = 957 ARTISTIC SPECT. {picnic at Peapnck, N. J., once a year. They follow any mand arises? Who will be the Charlie Schwab of theltramping tour of Mexico, says Amer- (Olen f _—— ACLA, S| leader, any party. They split in fragments—somie howling ** combination? With the Baptists tt might be Dr, Lori-|tcans are numerous there and the ma- CEMEVER SAW THESE Lors oF > @| for Republicanism, some for Democracy. Yet not one of « mer, with his top-notch salary of $20,000. jority are Interested in rubber culture, Se! THe ys CHARACTER | } . them roots for Smithicism. And that's the point of nfy ‘ Tt Is evident that if there is to be a church merger|® Dew Industry. The Increasing | de- 69 wa Clee nee * mand for rubber tn ail arts has made a AiLtnaney! 9 “Suppose all the Smiths in America should efmbine! There's ~» the services of a ministerial Mr. Morgan must be had|the cultivation of the tree profitable, nothing they couldn't accomplish. They'd march on the polis © underwrite it and finance it against failure. Formerly all the rubber of commerce with an earthshaking tread that would send Republican ele« > came from wild forests, fhant and Democratic donkey screeching up a tree to ¢ phant an eo ee : ' Se ty ea gether, while the Smithfo ticket swept the country an@ nt " COLUMBIA'S GRADUATES. See eoerie aH avenue teate a elected a Smith to the White House. Nor would the con- by : ‘ , ot This week nearly nine hundred young persons will|to the south of France, where he fro $ SP Bah naeed Gat te | deave Columbia College as graduates bearing degrees Sor ee Ctra aah aa ane @|emith; to put a Smith In every office from Secretary of | |. » certifying to thelr proficiency in various lines of learn- ates RGnOWH PRS TANIEA Kiexican iam ilMOne $ State to poundmaster of Hamplen, Mass. This creat land & * fng. There will be among them youths well versed !n| aire, He knows the gastronomic pos- wae @ | would be ruled, an permanently ruled, in one brief year, ty 4 the langunges of ancient Persia and India, others con-| sibilities of the ccuntry he is touring in W OUR DETECTIVE BVRERQY @|Smiths. The Smiths al! over the world would rully to thefs =|” f yh ver TAKES 01 p. C % | kinsfolks' standard. The John Smith in the Presidential | } versant with the classics, others again equipped for the|4n automobile so thoroughly he never RERL VENET Ay INSTE AINTINGS OF CROOKS hair would quickly become dictator of the nlvilized | " = falis to get a dinner as good as he AO OF : chair ql earth, ; battle of life with an acquaintance with philosophy and] to" {Bel OMIT a tabllshment in GONDOLAS FOR THE FOR THE ROGUES’ PHOTO GRAPYS ®|rechristening his unlimited dominions ‘Smitheonia.’ How a> i ‘ A rhetoric and the sciences, abstruse and practical, and laW| yew york. ° HARBOR SQuao. FALLERY, I know the Smith tn the dictator's chatr would be ‘John® Ul iy and medicine. If every man, as has been averred, knows see : 15 ME Ge?) $ Smith? Again the Valance of power. There are more Toha@ q fh S0me one thing beiter than any one else, the sum total ents show: (character: invieverything //@ Kio id a eae pede Nie Be esi it named if y oh ihe paris led C ‘ | they do, says Abe Levy. “Even in| ¢ “You may urge that there's never been # President nam ‘ Particular knowledge of these 900 Columbia alum=| iio. i musemonts thaylehow dominant lit Smith, That's because (as I said before) the Smiths don't @ * *| Bd must be very great. Erect under the weight of cen- turies they stand, ready to make the world their oyster, | traits. Parkhurst goes to Switzerland to climb the Alps and get aloof from yet realize thetr own power: I'm here to teach it to them LI ‘My own name {s Smith. Wal ‘which they with pen or lancet will open. }mankind during his vacation. Tom Platt “And, say—cowld you lend mea quarter? If you will, whem i g R Here's hoping that those who merit the palm will|80r* t0 Manhattan Beach for the sum- I'm dictator, I'll make an exception in your favor and awe V ha S) bear it and that they will fight a good fight and finish! wre ty On tne poreh. watches the you one of the Smithless oMctal on earth, How about t7 = |) _ thelr course, or if they falter will pres the lamps along) tics or busiress." : fe got the quarter. Pes nt to the other runners. A college graduate starts his ca- Georeent aoe é tatwies Cork ' Seo; tho practical accompeniee tne ideal now wal] carey it one, shows New: orkera ON THE EVENING WORLD PEDESTAL. who have made Lake Placid popular. This Adirondack resort was discovered by Dewey, the Albany librarian, He took a lot of Mbrarians there after a convention of thelr craft and they spread Its fame, For some years a stone thrown into a Lake Placid group had more chances of striking nationally versity instruction and the blend is beneficial, But how mauy of these boys know what they are really destined to do in Ife? A list of West Point gradu- tes shows how far the final achievement may differ . from the early aspiration. Since its establishment the military academy has furnished the nation with 200 HOW THIS POLICE YMIFORMQ WOULD OELIGHT F THE COUNT MIONTESQUIOVE A ROSTAM CHARIOT FOR COMMISSIONER GREENE. Commissioner Woodbnry proposes to bulld an artistic “chateau,” at a cost of $395,000, for the Street-Cleaning Department's horses, Soon this craze for the Artistic may replace the realistic; ey =. ‘Sy 90S9O.9909G93593H359-089950946 F9909964 2 ” famous po: and novelists thi e 5, . FY | 2 sical eaasaie’ a teed a cues tot hel found “eo\ closely’, aasocle{eacay. 3 And de-cor-ative officials then may blossom forth in crops. { By Ficgse, mayors, architets, ko laiince a4 scusiee mann tle ve | AML TE Re ay. DO ES rman IN ED eee eee ce Many an early ambition to become a mafor-goneral| Mr. Dantels ts very fond of i. While pre-Raphaelite street-cleaners will greet mediaeval cops. I Yeems to have miscarried at West Point. © OSHS OE $$9099$99090008O000-00$060O0600000008$90O0080000 a LETTERS, m THE GIANTS’ GOOD BALL. QUESTIONS, Some of the Best De aiMEGIANTS! GOOD BALL, srioss. | (HOME FUN FOR THE YOUNG FOLKS.) 52" and affection of an admiring populace is an event that jo 85 of the Day. ‘should not be permitted to pass unchronicted. A brief ; FINDING A) MERIDIAN. SCHOOL FLAG. : Soe A meridian of @ place means the (Here is a good® way to make a school flag, or {t could be used by any school or college with their own colors. Let us suppose the school colors are blue and C yyear ago, at the bottom of the column, unhonored and | unsung; now on the very pinnacle of prominence, in the very centre and focal point of the limelight. It is a FROM OMAR, had ‘To the Editor of The Evening World: Can a child born in this country of forelgn parents (the father failing to Imaginary lMne passing through that) i } t place and through the centre of the |i ata | paint t ake out his citizen papers) legally vote| sin whon the latter has arrived at the red, ra he ta ar ais- proud triumph and transformation! Pare LONe sh y od | v8 eadtully 4 v1 ‘ c) m papers? are of the ¢frcle when it describes! a plece of blue altk the alze re-|appointed in him." When McGraw took charge of the team The Byening| tM IP out citizen papers? fe | bea ate : i Mor whet censor ‘Moria, recalling his Baltimore record, predicted great|U- 8. District Court, P, 0, Buiding, | 227: St that moment lt te midday for, |} plese Be Treas elt eight || atmeelolacovers’ thasiam ehosel lovers + ings of him, Tho prediction may be sald to have come| ie Editor ot The Evening World the place tn question, | | inches square and sew them together.|¢hings he quoted ¢rom Omar Khayyam ] Mterally true; “‘Muggsy” has “made good.” Under his Where do I have to go to get my full} Since the position of the earth changes) | Then cut the upper and lower edges to} weren't original."—Washingtop Star. EE: he Ni : 5) citizen's papers? L. V. F, | every day the sun does not reach the| || taper to a point. » a @irection the New York team is playing the best ball The Rat Problem meridian each day exactly at noon Fearne cence eat one Pa Et eet PROFOUND IMPRESSION. ] ke % ees . a y exact oon; 6 rooters-have seen in years. To the Editor of The Evening: World: pometiavea’ih ls in ea vanestanaveoms: (which shall be the initial of the schoo! “T shail never forget the aight I frat j © 9) The explanation cf the Giants’ improvement and} ‘if 7 cats Kill 7 rats in 7 minutes, Rianhit las ilate: | other Ber use nalFroe tue red votter henre, Ceremony inedd | MRee LEU eeees: | 4 is to be found in the simple recipe for success["°¥ Many oats wilt it take to kiN 100 , 1a for he blue’ side and tho other blue let-| Al, Yea.” anewered the musical young " tt rarely fails—in organization aut rats In 6) om ” Te 7 cats kill 7| Many apparatuses have been con- ter for the red aide, and sew t) on the|man, “who could forget Carmen! What pg fon and in concerted) rats ir 7 minutes, then 7 © i 1| structed with the purpose of present-! {ine between the colors, so that red willlis your most vivid ‘recollection of that Obedience to intelligent leadership. Last year and tnjrat in 1 minute, Since 1 cats con Bn : tal ae Navara | Somme on us aa Meow ree Glorious cooaston 7! Ten wie 7 cats can kill 1]ing @ practical manner of indicatin —$—$—$—= as ‘ the year preceding the team was demoralized, disor-|rat in 1 minuts, th catuvoan’ Willl| thetmeriéian of a pacesowWo awel the ‘One of the stories Hurry Junebug | ies 5 i place, We MOTHER GOOSE TANGLE. = |eoig. 1 the, cuaslest 65 | wee cud despondent. This year it is playing with 100 rats in 1 miaute; and since 700 catn | following method to M. E, Brunner: centre of the image; drive a tack there, 1 7 aienapetts colaes pposhd i unity of purpose that augurs victory, can iil 10 rats in 1 minute, M cats can | Upon the ail! of @ window exposed and with a string connect the point B Esevee: atteagye-t =e coma eee: i Kill 300 rate In 69 minutes, to the noontide sun fasten securely a| with another potnt outside the win- : / x ALFRED ACKERMAN, Etna, N. J.’ | little cup filled with mercury. Cover| dow in such a way that the string will THE NEW COURTSHIP, i {t with a small sheet of varnisied! pass through th ft the dia- befor Age for MeNally.—The project to erect « S, A Relationship mle. . pass ough the centre of ti a. Time was, re the of Tin, nein SERFAORHO too nace “TESLA MODUL: Tory the Rdiior cf The Hveniox Word metal pierced in the centre by a tiny|phragm M. The line BM ts inthe plane Ere Woman took to Bridge or Duchre, => @ubstantial favor and encotiragement fe aes ©] Here is a relationship tangle fpr clever| fund opening about half an inch in| of the meridian, At A stretch @ plumb When it was deemed a deadly sin iNaliy’s brave decd, by which he lost his lite, refected |TeAder# to Puzzle over: Mary Jano mar-|Mameter, ‘The Ml should pe indented! line which will meet the line BM. To wully Love with thoughts of Luore, | woh W. Jacobs, the ‘“rabberstaced”™ sleuth, whe bea fost bewm-apy | /S estes on the sekriceita which he belonged and on [784 A:Witower named Bill. BIN hed a ee oa eae a window open | aeinea iy pan the calling, the two Gono are the good ol8 rules; and gow sicher ary ia thé community. It will be Se : daughter, who married Mary Jano's|SUTface of the auld. The window open,| points AIB and continue as fat as D. %, | ; MMs dapetral-ceitumtorsee cee ae ubltc tool rather. Now, both of these families|'¢ solar ray reflected by the bath of| Draw a heavy line or atretch e dark Pees (in Walltey's phrase) mu: Hist, Children! Just watch Jacobs pose sa ‘ @timvlate and sustain that memory will be most| Ave & Son, Let readers discuss what, Mercury will be projected upon the) thread across, The meridian te estab- Cor 'ewia ies lover! Upon our pedes-tal! 18 is Ot! relationship exists between these two|°*!liné of the room. When it 1s real/ lished. hidey L You must edmit, in language truthful, eating C.J Ww. [Hoon the centro of the mirror and the| In order to ascertain the average Detect the possible Levanter; ‘ ba) 1 | | “s S"* loentre of the reflected image are in| hour you need eimply to note the exact Hach careless fragment you indite, ‘That ne‘or, in your experience youthful, i j He Is still Living. the plane of the meridian, It only| moment of passage and to deduct the The aimplest apg ro mye pe heen Did nobler type of “genus sleuthfal” M To the WAltor of The Evening World: remains to make your drawing. At the| daily corrections which appear in al- it tight ip BERL WIS, (Th makeup Barretiiike and: Boothtul) * : | Let me know is Ira D. Sankey still | mcenbnt of the passage, note at B, for| manace and in the reports of the @ Dusiness label on it. Po sn gr hnc= Nat eapeaaty ra HM GRACE G. ‘example, & point corresponding to the Weather Bureag Tiaiiak yo ae Pies Doe