The evening world. Newspaper, April 25, 1903, Page 8

My reget ‘ : Pee ak THE DDOODDDDD $69440689449-094 DOOOOOHODDESPOREDDOADNODOAOODIDIDDD €646400-4409694000 Pe@ovl.. || THE SCRAPPIE SISTERS ONCE MORE QUARREL AND COME TO GRIEF. | by. the Prees Publishing Company, No, 53 to 63 f Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Office ‘New York as Seoond-Class Mail Matter. UME 48... NO. 15,222. a “THE ACQUITTAL OF WISKER. vish somewhat unexpectedly goes free, and by the es jwigment no one is legally to blame for the enue tunnel disaster. The moral blame attach- 0 Management of the New York Central road Policy of economy out of which grew the cond!- onsible for the accident is sentimental merely, ing little. It is a kind-of blame that has never 8 director !n jail. items of the' testimony at the-Wisker trial-may ted for profitable reconsideration. Tt ; Was proved by Wisker’s own testimony that he Bew the signals only in a general way,” and further the “failed to see the danger signal because of the of a passing train.” ‘ testified to by a brakeman sent back with red > Pir Genis cas vaste trees THE OLD HOW THE DOMESTIC DEADLOCK MAY BE FRACTURED. 3|THE MAN FROM THE WEST, rushed iis elbow.” { JOKES’ g asserted that “the company expects the en- © use the light from the holes in the roof and other signals fail.” months have clapsed since-the disaster. Has action as yet been taken by the road to sub- ite electricity for steam in the tunnel? Has any- ry ling been done to chango the old conditions of danger! ¢¥ by the testimony above? en 8 green engineers, knowing the signals only in a ‘way, still permitted to run passenger trains? y, still forced to “feel their way” through the Smoke and steam? Has any good come to the OOOO He Finds that New Yorkers Never Forget. oad ¢¢ TP WO things about New York strike me hard every time | cs I come," said the Governor from Saint Lewis. “One |ulme I stop at the Gilsey, get to know some folks, P| swap some stories, eat together, take a few quaffs of g00d heer, say guod-by-see-you-again-some-day. Next time go to the Holland with Western people, meet other fellows, swap stories and so forth and say good-by, Now all the time I'm at the Holland I never see hide nor hair of any of ithe Gilsey boys, although I'm no hermit and I love Broad- way as a cat loves milk, When I come back again, go to Poe SQ ae D9DDDOS OOOO PEEEBIBOEDID-YPVDT-HODIOS ox eae | Ba ® | the Gilsey and there's the same.old gang I left three yeare pos aye - nee the — er ae 3 3 before, I get ready for a good handshake all ‘round, but Gs isi vlexa'ae ee Bah eral) ¢ $ | they just say casually, ‘Good morning, Goverhor,’ or ‘Been eiclN & Ps @ | away a few days, haven't you?” And I never see hide ner Questions are not offensively put. They -are ® ~ | halr of the Holland crowd, but sure as fate when I put up of the road’s directorate in sincerity and with a ra ® | at the Holland again they are there and all comember me derstanding of the impeding difficulties that need & 3 | and ail say ‘howdy’ in that easy just-saw-you-yesterday sort com effect i \- rs of way. ' : Be Blo j i bal ae permanent im: bs $| ‘New York 1s the easiest placo on earth to disappear fn, 1 Operating conditions in the tunnel, fe ¢ ® | for everybody lives in the narrowest sort of a circle and a? ‘ @ | doesn't care a continental for anbody else's circle. No one _ THE SUBWAY LITTER. tauelletebecemeienatan by a p-—_Y ri TAS | makes amy fuss about you if you do disappear, and they won't ” Ss re) U ® | kill tt ito y + Py Parone the urbane promise? Commiasionr| ay au Seater ae aes 0x" ignation fits. Was it not Mr. Parsons who EB present above a portrait of | known. Years don’t count at all. Gast ped long ago that by May 1 all the rubbish and John L, Jordan, Assistant Superin- | { ON vues ROCERY ® “Got a colonel out in Gaint Lewis, fine oli man, who has ~ ‘Blong the subway would be removed? ‘Was it he ndent of Buildings for the City| \ UL/AS & may 3 lived eeventy full, round, generous years. Born and raised Mr. McDonald who said that if the sub-contractors did|°% New York, $ OAY AT HOME in Parts, Kaintucky, which, the 1s fond of saying, is the De a. wit Ate etal ites | Jordan has bee: ° $ grass plot around the gates of Paradise. Came to New York 35 lingness lean up streets! ciety for the Prevention of Cruelty to| ¢ after an absence of twenty years, strofMed around looking e Up would be done by the chief contractor| Humor eince its inception. Notice how Be for landmarks and found one. ‘What's yours? says the expense charged to them? f Semiaiy, he wears his badge. 2) ® arkeeper. ' ¥ May 1 less than a week away | -| Mr. Jordan, in hie official capacity, | 3 ICE $|__‘‘‘I want,’ says the Colonel, {I want some of that Bourbon Bs Wotisesble_eave at ae ae : wept thas visited the Old Jokes’ Home and MAN 2 you keep In bottles made like a log cabin.’ “The barkeeper says he never had such a bottle, but he calls up an older hand. . “‘Log-cabin Bourbon?" he says. ‘Why, Colonel, how @s you do? Haven't seen you for quite a while. How're things down at Paris, Kaintucky? We haven't any of the Log Cabin left, but here's a little twenty-year Rob'son County." “You see, the barkeeper remembered the Colonel and his stories of Paris, although he hadn't seen him for twenty years, and he eet out the only drink ft for the good old soul to drink as naturally as if dt had been twenty days inatend of twenty years since they met.” reports that he finds the buildings in of structural iron which have reposed on the| excelient condition, well lighted, heat: } germ-gathering heaps for years. But from (od and ventilated and in a safe condl- ob to the end of the line there are few blocks | !°?: 9 not show heaps of rubbish, discarded or broken | nesd have ett tte SP SH ve joy in taking old planks, slabs of steam drills, derricks, | Jokes into custody and ringing for the ties or other forms of contractors’ refuse. Where | USY blue ambulance to convey them to our incomparable institution flangerous it al tis Snare oe ave os a jQit, Jordan oMclally indorses the Ola d where men work jokes’ Home, Prof. Josh M. A, Long, Jost by earller delays, the litter is incon-| 01d Doctor Lemonosky, Officer Jerry fbad and the nolse by day and night nerve Sullivan, Joe-Miller, the only ‘horse - wit ODO S900: bas “9 1am hyphen, the old chestnut that THE NEW HORRORS OF WAR i loner Willcox, acknowledging his helpioss-| uiines and ove motion nn | « ee ‘the terms of the contract to expedite the cleaning John L, Jordan is faithful in the dts- }the streets under penalty, calls on the Rapid Tran-| charge of his duties as Assintant 6upe! Being 2 Wail of a Weary Linguist. a : oe nission to como to the public's relief. It is a Selle Sree i Bld Z : THE HERE NT Te panne fei iersiieryptepnn the.public will heartily support. , ful in his duties as Super! =) ir-3-¥ LNG. STRIKIN' We needed lots of training, but at length, we apoke with ease only one building—the Old Jokes’ Hom: wilt) . H OLIATT TION: Sones on (At least we told ourselves we did) such awesome worda as LARGE LEGAL F&ES. If you qvould be a successful office-hol Tite oe) Agcie «-Tves, R PARLOR these: ; xia J, W. Bailey, of Texas, is reported to have| !: send two-cent stamp to Prof. Joh Congese? WH ’ WATIE~> WED. Splon Kop, Moddersprutt, Nek Isandl-wana, 3 : M. A, Long fer one of our handsome EGE! Ge na “Paid $200,000 for financing a Southern lumber] saagen and then you will be holding Am a7 Ra, a AN ain Luzon, Guam, Somaliland, Cavite, Samar, San Juan, Majuba Hill, Menandad, manana, Tlo-Ilo, kopje and the other terms of war. of large capital. The fee is not of unex-| the office of officer of the 8. P.C. H. ( MARY — SAF magnitude. John E. Parsons got $250,000 for| mnese Nearly Died in the Ambulance f BDDE9DO99O49HS9H9009-999HOGS 6 2 449 3 ALL HANDS, \ 1d the Sugar Trust, and Judge W. G. Moore was| Prot. Josh 3. A. Fs se tea if 5 one SUNDAY, The war-dogs fied. The greatest joy that thelr departure . r Here are a few jokes which you w! AT HOME! wave us ied to have'been paid $5,000,000, a fabulous sum Kindly store away {n your pantry: § ‘ ~ CG NA} Was that from gruesome names I!ke those the Dove of Peace : Probably to be discounted 90 per cent., for creating] jim—Say, Fred, my sister is @ sten- ‘Tin Plate Trust. There have been many legal fees in the hundred ographer and typewriter in a stable. could «i us. \ Ae ‘Fred—Why, 1 never heard of @ sten- SERVANTS on But now, as we're beginning to enjoy the speech of peace, , There comes a Jap-war rumor that entails sich ar ds. Capt, C, C. Calhoun recelved $132,000 for col- | °STPHer and typewriter tn a stable. GROUND : ese fich names » 6, C. 2 | Jim—Why sure, she takes down the FLOO a claim of $1,300,000 for the State of Kentucky|hay for the horses. ~~ Niu-Ghang, Manchuria, Mukden, Teku-shan, rein the United States. The lawyers who settled the| Harry—What is the easiest way to . Yokohama, Nagasak!, Marquis Ito, too. Why WON'T folks scrap tn places where a plain American a ‘Won't have to paralyze his tongue in naming one or two? ” received $400,000 for their services, Lawyer alse the wind? Loule—To cash a draft, Y D, Redding was paid $300,000 for obtaining Distress iio“ Odagate’ vi the, sesventes ‘A Chicago apartment-house owner has reserved one flat in which maids and other employees may ceceive callers. re for the Princess Hatzfeldt from the ©. P.lwnere do you suppose you will go to if 1 icity i ims of domesticit | aie on estate, James B. Dill was reported to have] you tell such falsehoods ex thie? $ There'll be paeans of felicity in rea TS Oh COMER NEILY. » oie ZS ON THE EVENING WORLD PEDESTAL, k 900,000 for settling Henry C. Frick’s suit against| “Magsie—Sure, ma'am, I don't care. © 8 For ev’ry house may soon contain a ‘Maids’ Reception Flat. Ae Be \ Carnegie Pare Biendata exiles. piece ae cals: ‘And no more proposing p'licemen will be told: “Rise from your knees, man! 4 A “Yet there are hosts of thoroughly competent lawyers| 4 gecon Cutlanceel acres 3 I hear the missus comin’, What’s your hurry? Here’s your hat!” {PARK Row) ; ii o in half a century of active service at the bar Will} pop josh A. Long: ©9$$466068099060809:0-6660490060000006 $660000, 06056009000 O6O6-0$0606466 [/ wt earn what Mr, Bailey receives for a few weeks’ work.| 8pell live mouse trap with: three let-, ; great State of New York would pay that sum to the] ters? C-A-T. i ———e—eeeeeeeeeee noe He, nk ft ze of etion | iy, nt es nit Ore ne Stasies from Famous Books. | srasizee | the Attorney-General is called on to handle the|1-c-E, \ complex problems of corporation law for which GERALD KELLY, S. P..C.H, | | Corporat Pioche sis one of the most delight- psatd the General when he saw you? yacarecrows they would have us outdivisible. The Directory of the nation moplex pr Z fm charmctors in the novela of Charles Lever. | ‘Ah, Pioohe,’ sald he, gayly, ‘my old attorneys get great retainers, a hundred years of He appeere in "Tom Burke, of Ours,’ Burke te ‘twice a week to review us ant put us pent bs Salven’ to the Grenadiers oF the friend of Toulouse.’ through the manoeuvres, Bearcely had} Fourth. who have d rell of thelr sous-Houtenant in Napoleon's a He} “Yes, General,’ eaid I, ‘we've had|tho General—it was Bonaparte himmelf— | COUNTY. Repub ape ” ie seep @ bench in the Tuill Gt | some warm work together,’ got half way down the ine when a shout! Bon, ie stowly o Right cn tung ee 7 Poste, whe ta that} “Henrie, Phoche, and may again, per-lran from rank to renk! ‘Breed! shows! ‘| im, T ehlax. ‘ haps; but you've been made a Corporal] caps! nisoults!’ ‘would be required to earn the Bailey fee. How LETTERS, it will d in life by the 1,200 " oda seb a theiNer York etree ans to Geni + Splut 5 ILLE TONNDRRES! Lieutenant,| since that; what am @ to do ¢or you What do I hear?’ said Bonaparte, TENG ‘wttat roel’ Spe nE «“ Pd was a saying of Lawyer Walter 8. Carter, from was ab from your king Whe} nowr ‘ standing up in his stirrups, ond, RRR” Ploc! tn eu! very litle mone _G,| No @remium om 1902 Penn Post of danger you selectea| "I wish, then, you'd ing at the line. “Who are the malcoy ‘ Miéton.?: eat le ne momice W. o as ai sot onan FO aldea\dliee ad ono prreataa ance that bench yonder? cried Corporal] missary-general of our 4 tents, that dare to cry out on parade? | ought to‘have quesea vou were H Does the United Btates Mint give 1s| Tteche. ‘The powder! Let them stand out. Let me see them 4 is enough to corrupt one a ott ing the firet ten yoars of his professional career) cents apiece for 1%e pennies? “The choice was a mere accident.” they serve us out js always wet and| «Ana at once more then halt the regi- ad ee at pod soldi . oO @ young lawyer probably ten times as many LOUIS BOHWARTZ, ‘An accident, morbleut"' said he, with! our bread is hard as mitraille. Neither! ment of grenadiers eprung forward and |G ral sald my ‘Captain, her, Gitieee fessional reputation he may ac- 1904 Will Be = Leap Year, & low laugh, “That was what Lassi} bayonets nor teeth will last forever, |gnouted louder than before, ‘Bread! FOONCeHOW OF aN acral 48 will any professional rep’ Te the EAs of The Rvening World: called i at ¢he Adige, when the wheel! you know, General.' And he burst out|pread! Let us have food and clothing! Nan arene tt % 2 oe] ‘that time.” B. 8, B. says that 1904 ts @ leap year, | CMe Of the elght-pounder in the chari laughing before I finished, + Ire w to fight, let us not die of hun-|Pioche, if T mistake nol dragoons, dty where personal acquaintance counts for more] and E. J. D. says that 1908 is our nexi|*04 the enemy carried of the gun. ‘Rest assured, Pioche, I'll look to oer anaat: years and ten months, Citizen merit the sagacity of the remark need not| !eap year, AW F, R, | ‘AP Accident!’ said the Petit Caporat) thie, said he; and he kept his word."’ rat ‘Grenadiers of the Fourth!’ cried he, Wh did , ina terrible voloe, ‘to your ranks. Beo-] “ ‘At Atonte Bello with ihe eolenels ond division, and third!’ shouted he, |Derminsion’ with ‘his hand up, ‘form in squares | « srorbjeu! it was a fancy I had. They “But why did you not ask for promo- ton? sald I; “what folly, was it not, to throw away euch a chance? You 7 Nevember 90. (Napoleon) to him—1 was close by when i : out. It is recommended to the young lawyer To the Milter of Tee ing Worle he said it-'will your friends dn Puris and his “shingle” as his main call it an accident if the ‘ordre du jow" 0 seh the bar, waaay ie of the month area the lest | tO morraw condemn you to he shot? ble 18607 ‘ s. of arme!—present arms! front rank, | kijjed two horses under me that day, ‘hey cele A A A : “Ma fol, there were few who saw ser- with a sorrowful reds A ‘kneel!’ gaid he again, louder;!and 1 Twas not destined for the Ald si eee arenaas | Few. | vice from '93 to ‘97 had not thelr share ; “that was impoast-|foeua kwew we never da thet in thone LACE SLEEPING CARS. t of ft; but they were brave times, too; What was the result of the contest f Gays, However, every word was obeyed, ‘was in charge of tho fret sleeping car|between Peter Jackson and Jim Cor-|enterward, ‘Le Pelt Conorel aula ridu| “But why aot Bonaparte knew youl end down dropped the leading Ales an ‘Albany and New York is dead at the|*!'? ©. G. | down the ranks with his staff, look! he often noticed you, thelx knees, and there we were rooted to SEEM le lived: to see the company Apply to Civil Service Bureau, | ror this one, and asking for x "Not & poke—all To the BAitor of The Evening World: ‘gare increase tock ‘Where's the Adjutant of the y i ita capital » to] Where can I get application blanks tor| ‘Dead mon Generel’ Wi warthy hana] ‘He then advanced to the front of the Aor ipelanging t0°a'vi “Ars 60 wumerous that the world’s| New York Fire Department? Kolonel of the Vohtageurer and was silent. aff, and pointing his Calan, . ANXIOUS. ' (nd modern, mythological, his-|ne inorease Weight « wounded,’ Ca He turned presently from remem-| voy of wagons that could just be seen eli, what sNall I do for . be: Helght, : ho f Pa he Al brance of his regrets and said turning the angle of the road, with] sides? Any more opm tenarieg Ciogt honor. e « ustrlan ing, to show what they|@h? Methinks no bad t to gratity ‘M0 provide names for them, | 1 the maior.ef The Evening standard, and carried away the frag-| “It (# @ good while past now—I for-] white flags fying, be ‘al, | YOU, An that way,’ ns indeed has been the develop-| 1 4m &@ boy thirteen and one-half] ment of the drapeau?’ ‘One of my felejaet the year exactly—but we were| were, called ir COR SIMRID TORAE ‘Ah, mt Years old, and I would like to increase | lows, General; here he is.’ ‘And what|matching op Italy and it was in apring;| distribute full rations an rp my height and weight. Please tell me| is your name, my brave fellow? ” w#till the ground was covered with snow;| nition to the young renpenierae mr] of h how, A. 0, | “But what did he say to the soldier] Very night came.on with » hallstorm| tions and full ammunition to wets, ye ‘Take plenty of outdoor exercise.|that tok the colors?’ asked d, impa-|tbat lasted till nigh daybreak; and] srane of ig Weand by the very. isos, Grom ava 80 S07 eons « when we srose from the bivousc we ‘Bier