The evening world. Newspaper, March 23, 1903, Page 8

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BB... crcccrecesssreeseessNO. 15,189. ’ THE COAL STRIKE REPORT. gt what has been accomplished by the Coal Strike ion more than was possible and likely as the ‘Of @ friendly conference of the parties to the con- ite beginning is not apparent. ‘the operators had been willing to recetve the repre- of the miners for a frank discussion of the ex- § points of dispute—it at the conference arranged by dent Roosevelt the coal road presidents had unbent their attitude of obstinacy and given evidence of a to concfliate—we should have arrived long at the point to which the commission now leads us. ‘That is to say, the present recommendations of higher fewer hours of work and other minor concessions, ‘6 changes in weighing and the discontinuance of } coal and iron police, might feasibly have been drawn in Mr. Morgan's office to offset the demands of the srators, including the abolition of discrimination age employees by reason of membership or non-~mem- _ bership in a union. Whe country has had a long time to wait for this Fesentation in official form of what could have been fully as effective unofficially. It has been com- illed to endure one of the most serious industrial crises ‘of its history, from which it has not yet entirely recoy- It welcomes as the best result of the commis- work the recommendation of a board of concilia- and the pronouncement on the right of labor to ose of its services as it desires without limitation or ce. This official reiteration of a great prin- of economic Hberty is important. But apart from tems it discovers no advance or improvement on Suggestions of common-sense arbitration made last Tay THE MASHING EVIL. The Hvening World wishes Capt. Dillon well of his efforts to free upper Broadway from mashers. There few specimens of the genus homo quite so objection- @ Whether they are of the street-corner ogling ‘immature in their obnoxious pursuit of womankind, 4 ‘Whether they have progressed in boldness to the point 0 forcing their unwelcome attentions on the sex, they id be put to rout. In the Ulrich case, in which a possibly fatal stabbing grew out of the criticism of a young man’s con- uct in the presence of young women on a surface car, ) Mt te apparent that we shall need the law's inquiry to tain the exact facts. On the face of the news re- ® brutal assault was committed by a rebuked young | Fowdy, than whom no one is ever more blindly angry. _ By the testimony of Miss Hettesheiner, to whose defense le wounded Assemblyman came, Getteys had been guilty / Trude familiarity with her, persisted tn in spite of her ntment. Most surface-car passengers have at some time wit- d.m.case of rowdyism of similar kind. To inter- for the victim's protection is the natural prompt- 1 of masculine chivalry. Where the interference brings firich’s fate 1t je mogt regrettable, and an example be made of the offender. THE WEIGHT OF TRIFLES. _ The momentous consequences of trifles! Here is one of the Coroners credited with the remark that if he had Mot refused to appoint a friend of Senator Elsberg the would not in his wrath have brought about the i of the office.of coroner. The bill to this effect having assed the Senate, the prospects are good for its becoming a law. Tt is ever the little things that change the face of Mestiny. Did not a slurring reference to Bismarck’s "wife lose the proud French Empress her throne? Did not ae? indiscretion of diet lose Napoleon a battle? If Eng- i had granted Ericsson's request to experiment with é propellers on the Thames, what then? Would ‘there have been a Monitor? Which much of the maiesty of the law was once vested, he “Coroner!” Perhaps now a ridiculous survival, but ® pedigree of might and consequence to end so ig- 1 To have acquired almost royal respect under Ed- ds and Henrys, to have survived Stuart and Tudor , to have remained important in the democ- the New World, aud now to make an ignominious galt at the behest of a slighted New York Senator! ig 4s there any other instance of the sport and bauble of ince 60 patictically affecting? THE FURRIER’S MASTERPIECE, ‘A work of literature by a humble laboring man in lyn is announced, A furrier, malcing a bare living his trad has occupied his evenings with the pen to Profit that he has at last produced a novel which rman publisher of high standing has accepted. En- ping on the barn floor. th enabled this workman to rise above his fellows, ur except the latter, That is rare. ve remained » tallow-chandler all his life! ble quavters. The world recalls Balzac in a Paris|2°%*? Joke His Board Bil,” and ¢ supporting life on a sou's worth of bread and Heine | pj¢ services to Humanity," was an idea in him seeking outlet, and it was Into a book in the throes of nights of arduous toil! ‘Kitchen table, a Jamp, a pen and a purpose—and a show for it. The materials are easily enough | This poor ‘ ‘Hugo Bertsch, had it, as had Flechier, the tallow- Apprentice, who rose to be France's great pul- + When sooffers taunted Flechier about his rigin he retorted that if he had been like them | ¥" Jom M. A: tong YEd ASU HAVE OFTEN REMARKED, 1TS THE LITTLE THINGS WHICH COUNT, Look SuT FOR THE SMALL SIN! THE OLD JOKES’ HOME. By Roy L. McCardell. P. C. H. badges justice. They are handsomely embossed in four colors, Those desiring badges must inclose & two-cent stamp. Address Prof. Josh M. A. Long, the Old Jokes’ Home. JOYFUL NEWS! The Badges Have Come. PREAD the glad tidings! Another carload of the beautiful badges of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Humor has arrived. Do you want one? ‘Do you want to augment the efforts of Officer Jerry Sullivan and other myr- midons of the mirth-mercy movement? Ro you want the authority to nise up in thea'res and demand that comedians and vaudevillians release th vietima— the poor old jokes that have worked so Jong and faithfully? ‘Would you have Joe-Miller, the only horse with a hyphen, who draws the busy blue ambulance, to come at your call? Do you want to feel the proud con- sciousness of having committed !ninates to the Old Jokes’ Home? It send for one of the deautiful badges of the 8. P. C. H. Four thou. wand applications are on file. Is yours? If not, why not? T® above picture hardly does the 8. FoR THE MAN FROM MUDVILLE Committed to the Home Yesterday: A Grand Affair. Prof, Josh M. A. Long: Keep up the good work; we will help you along, A meeting of the Joe Miller circle of the &. P. C, H. waa held last night and enough “coin of the realm” was appropriated to construct @ re- piica of the Indian Juggernaut and to hire several Bellevue-made nurses to operate it, so that when the hoary- headed jokes of antiquity once are | @ put “through the process't they will nave ended—well, shall I say, @ useful existence? It has also been decided, “Prof,” to hold a dinner, to which you are invited, on the 9th of February to commemorate the one millionth cen- tenary of that dearly beloved witticism “Why does a hen cross the street?” I} © append a list of the speakers and the | 3 toasts will respond to: Adam: 2 pe FoR (i BE HONEST ABOUT THE LITTLE THINGS AND You CANT HELP BENG 's0 ABOUT THE STREET CAR WEAR PSH O46 FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE MATINEE MASHER The Dressmakers’ Convention overlooked several costume designs which would have proved useful as well as unique, ‘The Purposes My Wits, Eve, | O$0OO09699009960090200O9O 09920 OHGO0O 90.00 08686006 wit pOULO STEAL A IN WOULD Steaua PIANO — ~ FOR THE MAN ERO THE : 7 oo 000% $006 0HO0HHO-9O99O 299-299OO0090OOOO and I Serve to the Humorists.”” Mark Twain: “The Jokes Attributed to Me of Rameses, Momus, Diogenes Some of the Best a |HOME FUN FOR THE YOUNG FOLKS. | Jokes of the Day. A HOME-MADE EASEL. and Sam Johnson.” W. J. Bryan: ‘Silver as a Factor in the Realms of Modern Humor." Herbert Spencer: “The Engilsh Lan- guage as a Method of Expressing Noth- ing.’ WELL-FILLED TEETH, Marshall P. Wilder: “Jokee of the| ‘Hasn't she @ bright smile?” Tertiary Period and How to Recon-| “No wonder, with $60 worth of gold @ruct Them." {n {t."—Philadelphia Bulletin. Wilhelm, R. 1: “My Friendship to nearly crazy over tt. La Monit—Well, it ts hard to fose a daughter in that way, La Moyne—Obd, he doesn't mind the Prof. Josh M. A. Long: "My Inestima- We hope you will be with us, dear But, whatever the ultimate rank of the book, the| Professor. 1f duties to the aged sick, and | daughter, but they touk the automobile Bt of particular interest is the strength of purpose dying jokes do not prevent your at- tendance, FREDERICK FACE, , OMcer 8, P. C, HL Cat Of for Good, Miss Backbay~Ot course, you are fa- Prof. Josh M. A. Long: millar with Kipling and Stevenson in Please find a cot in the O14 Jokes’ | Chicago, Home for the following: A asked Miss Wabash—Can't say that I am. his wife for 16 cents to get a hair cut.|Pa has an account with Bargen & Sel HL yr-in-law says “Here's a dol.|lers and I do most of my shopping the! them all cut." Philadelphia Pri ALBERT H. LLOYD. Trapped in Eevex Street. with them.—Philadelphie, Reoord. SUCH IS FAME. THE IDEAL MAN. Bhe—Gertrude saya she will never Please find room for this cripple in| ™&!T¥ until she finds her ideal, TRICKS WITH CARDS, Let three, five or seven young women stand in @ circle and draw @ card out of a bof, She who gets the highest card will be married first of the company, whether she be at the present time maid, lover too many bo her sorrow, Cupid's Letter.—Put a pack of cards well shuffled into a box, Let the party stand in a circle and each draw three cards. Pairs of any kind are favorable owners of some good fortune. The king of hearts is the god of love and gives a beautiful swain to the one who draws him, Fives and nines are crosses and misfortunes. Three nines at one draw show the lady will be an old maid, —— A FEW CONUNDRUMS, Why is the wick of @ candle like Athens? Because it is in the midst of Greece. Namo me and you break me. Silence. What miss is always making troulte? HE USUAL RESULTS. has the nine of hearts will have one| SEE HERE, THIS TRANSFER You JUST GAVE ME 1S A WEEK OLD. FOR HALF A CENT I'D CALL A COP AN’ HAV YER PINCHED OLD GAMES IN NEW GUISES, BY Luther H. Gulick, M. D. LD games in new guises ts really tke keynote of the recrealion system on which Dr. Luther H., Gulick, the new director of Physical Training in the New York Public Schools, is working upon daily to bring to perfection before the opening of the fall term of school. When Dr. Gulick’s systematized play for the development of the New York school children is put in'o practice, a decrease in physical infirmities in the public school students will be an early anticipated result, HE games which really form the basis of all healthy, | recreations may be divided into three classes—"‘hunt- ing,” “throwing things” and “‘striking,” Now, I regard “tag” as the fundamental game which calls Into play the necessary physical and mental qualities of young children to the greatest satisfaction. “Tag” is the basis of innumerable games and comes under the greater head of “hunting” sports. While I cannot give a list of the games which will be eys- tematized in my school work, “tag” {s a safe game to base many recreations upon, and can of course be played within school IImits. A game which I believe is one of the most popular of childhood Is “hide and seek," which naturally falls under the same head as “tag” and may be desonibed by the same illus trations, In ‘hide and seek,” however, another element ts added. The game involves keeping still, and this brings higher brain functions Into use than those involved ghrough moving. Inhibition has to be learned, “Hop scotch” is a game that comes under the throwing Aivision and which also involves muscular action of the legs. In this game the child {s trained in accuracy of eyesight, the isorimination of distance In throwing, and it further teaches the child poise of body, ‘Tip oat" is another game which is extremely popular with boys, and ts one which also trains the eye. The game, which consist of striking at a small bit of wood and again striking at it when dt bounds into the alr, {s one which develops great accuracy, In this game it is not the muscular boy who is une uccessful player, but the accurate one. This game comes under the many striking recreations. For older children basket-ball is a game of which I can not Say too much in praise, Basket-ball involves all of the physical activity of “tag,” to which ts added calculation, ‘The mental qualifications which are brought in in estimating the relative position of an object moving varough the air and the throwing of that object naturally calls into play higher senses. Hasket-ball is a more complete game than ‘‘tag,” and cannot be played by as young children as can “‘tag.’” Basket-ball is never played well by children under thelr teens, owing to their lacking the power to co-operate, Lt ie also harder for girls to play for this reason. Men are ‘trained to co-operate from tho earliest times, but women are only; beginning in the present day to learn this principle, In the correcting of deformities I wish to say that the playing of such games as I have mentioned will not bring about auch results directly. Where a deformity exists a systematized set of exercises will be given the child, but these exercises I hope to arrange so that they may masque- rade under the name of a game, and the child wil! be able ¢o: thoroughly enjoy them. ‘The real games, however, are to strengthen the heart, the lungs, the legs, the back and all of the muscles. I certainly hope for great results when the wystem of recreation {s put into practice, HER POWER OF DEVOTION. . Women Love Five Times as Muck as Men. By Paolo Montegazzi. EN and women can love with the same force, but they, wil! never love in the same manner, because upon the altar of their passion they bring profoundly different ei wife or widow, and she who has tho low-| natures, So long as there are a man and a woman on our lastic friends of the author announce that it will| “Mere a LIKE “MAN AND THE MAN.” est thas the longest time to stay ere the] planet they will eternally exchange and repeat this plait: Swith the work of Ghorid, the great Russian realist.|ramiy % MAMIPE®) La sfontt—-1 hear that Richwood's fun ehines on her wedding deyi she} "An, you do not tove as I love!” . if daughter ran away with the chauffeur. who gets the ace of spades never} And dt will be eternally justified, for Tt is not unlikely; genius has a way of preferring| Simeon Ford: "Phe Joke of Having @| 14 \foyne—Yes, and Richwood js bear the name ot wits aud ate who ys the woman wiN never love like the mam and the man will never love like the woman, A complete monograph of the comparative pey~ chology of the two sexes could fix the distinctive character= fetics of masculine love and of feminine love, says Paolo Montegazzi, Present of the Italian Anthropological Goclety, in the Chicago Tribune, Nature has given women the far greater part in love, and if this can be expressed in figures I would say she has con- ceded to man a fifth, or, at most, a fourth of her power of loving. Oh, all you men who think you render your wife happy by giving her luxury, gold and gowns, remember that within every woman wishes to love, feel warmed by the sight of » man, lean upon his faithful arm, feel herself necessary to a companion whose pride she will be; she wishes to be the frat for eome one. In the midet of a splendid luxury you will see an unhappy woman enyeloped by the gentle solicitude of her ly perfect love is the sum of these two splendid but for a woman it often suMceg to be able t to map it often le enough to eayg aetecitintion He-What ta her ideal? Mischief, ead Cohen was once Invited to « wedding. Bhe-Oh, any man who will ask her.— hat ft that everr boar bas sean, “Do not ask @ woman why she loves, She succeeds in love On his way down to the dint om he | anes City Journal. 1 i + holes are| but will never eee again? Yesterday. |iig creatures uncultivated enough, poor enough, deformed Sebwar sta Mr. Grout has been over-| epied chickens. + SNE SRR hg —- ple and inexpensive ensel may be, Lola JONt St e e ace The bie 4 bad a, ig wore wn DBA enough to inspire astonishment or terror, In order that this ust be the sane, ani ye when it worl fountain, fare - ue ea) abi inches wide aoa 1 ree Wiles t and) Iehes and secured by. ‘crews, A pair| boot and an oak tree? One makes acorns from her heart. ‘And bow, rememner, that to & ve 4 fee of wooden revhivtied to taper ‘sud! and the other makes corns ache. hctaa'aaudia: 5 cbaanate an humanity is divided into two|} foot long, respectively, and joined with| ft the uuger holes in the side Pieces,|" waar poys live under the pes woman it ruffices to find & 5 , sometimes foot tsa pe ure that the bevel at the| serve as rests ; a’crime in him whom she wishes to make hers; she new ‘or the canvas, & urehing, Student~And whag are they, doctor? |{n re o hinge are placed as shown) The whole, en gupmiaced. moneg 6 Wines' Acedia ia a unintelligent, the most crinstnal, the most Old Dr, Grimshaw-The poor whom he] , One ? 1° i :! cures and the rich whom he doctors. ake gals tse Be ed shirt front resemble « oe at 6a? 00d fight to retain the One Hundred and nh sentesie @ubway station, The etation is to be abol- that its construction would delay the for months. ‘The public does not lose that this delay is chargeable to Mr. ion, arrived at months ago, not to bulld he ptats ealled for in the contract Know whet disposition Is to be ‘Having @ newspaper, he quickly wrapped one up and started to walk out. When the proprietor called out, Mr, Cohen, I believe you have @ chicken in that newepaper, Mr. Cohen replied, you ‘must not belleve what's in the paper. ROBERT M. GROSS, oe b uapgnaaha No, 18 Wasex atret, | Tit-aite Pa ete aed umuhics bangin rR pi-vistory? Napoleqn of ee we i Ma