The evening world. Newspaper, March 6, 1903, Page 14

Pont PEPIN THE WORLDi FRIDAY EVENING, MARCH 6, 1909. 67 ra by the Press Publishing Company, No. 5% to @ Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. a $OOO94O99O 0406900000060 vas Tieerno touen | "TARENCE THE COP IN WALL STREET. (BUT HE DOESN'T STAY THERE LONG.) ; "The Evening World has held that, bad as is the) ‘of the young street waif, it is preferable, because of| outdoor life and physical freedom attending it, to of the little tollers of the tenements, In his argu-) ‘e the Senate Judiciary Committee Commodore | « said: : ‘The bill would render the unhappy boy's life even more “Miserable than it Js at present. He Js first to be dose with ‘@@ucation and branded with a license. He ts not allowed to ‘his own living, but compelied to be shut up in some hot se. In other words, we are to make a class of| ® Jaren engaged in perfectly Innocent pursuits subject to! 2 plice espionage, the effect of which would be to demoralize| , All newsboys are not necessarily neglected or vicious. | > trying to earn their living they should be let alone. 3 _. But in contrary strain were the remarks of Dr, Felix) 2 ‘Adler, who fal: “Think of your own children under "ten years of age waiting at 4 o'clock in the morning for ‘the early newspapers! What kind of school 1s that for| ( : 7” And those of Samuel Gompers, who ap- pealed to the committee to “remove the blot from the ‘and the shame from its business life of compelling to fight for their living in the streets.” In considering the case of the childish newsboy seek- fing to support himself on the scant earnings of unde- 3 ‘Milable hardship and privation there is the perplexing | © Question of his own right in the matter, There is no oubt that he would be better off morally if kept from) THE, OLD streets. Whether there would be a corresponding 5 and physical improvement is not so certain, JOKES battle of wits in which he engages daily fs a hard HOME. 4 but it is a first skirmish in the great battle of life. By) Rey sks wecaraatl q MADE a = ae 3 T'S A D-—D)) WE WERE DIS- SURE, THATS MR. YES, ) MADE = Mist! WHAT'S THAT? THATS NOTHING ~ fsa] COME WID ME To Now wHaTd Nae aay a 10 THOUSAND COLLARS MADE /0 T CUSAND DOLLARS 1 MADE HALFA i STUB TE OUR BUS ‘STOCKS AND MR, BONDS) By bebe elle) IN COPPER YESTERDAY, UN COPPER? //? — TH’ SUG! YE'LL MAKE INESS WHENKE J THE WALL ST, BROKER MILLION IN, NO MORE LEAD Mon! +2 9OF SS YE2 TRANS-~ FERRED! DESSD--9S2-2-2,099F200090% :. THE GIRL WHO IS TIRED. And the Best Course of Treatment for “ Lazyritis.’”’ By George Owen Koch. UCY always felt tired when she watched her mother and the “hired girl’ do the housework. Therefore, she’ « Watched them no more than she could help. Her fa- jative measures ever introduced at Albany, slavery as it exists is a deplorable kind of servi- de. ‘The verv lite-blood of the little workers goes into toll, aging them prematurely and breaking them own at a timo when they should be but beginning their $ | vorite method of not secing that which fatigued her was to 3 & |retire to the parlor, recline gracefully on the sofa and read ( $ & |re _ The bill will do much to end the perjury to which < z a novel. Here she generally had peace, although her baby “the parents have resorted to evade the law by making 53 ®|vrother, neglected perforce by a mother busy with other duties, sometimes distursed Lucy by crying in his crib in an’ adjoining room. This was annoying, and Lucy didn’t Uke annoyances, says George Owen Koch in the Philadelphia Public Ledger. Recently Lucy had not been feeling quite herself. She was not in any immediate danger of death—merely oppressed with a sense of lassitude and chronic weariness. Thinking of the clever family doctor made the whole thing easy. The doctor was an amiable old chap, and Lucy thought she could bring him to look upon things as she wished. The visit to him wes quite satisfactory. He was properly sympathetic when Lucy described the symptoms of her false affidavits concerning a child's age. BRONX IMMIGRANTS. An addition of 30,000 to the population of the Bronx ‘within one year js notable even in fast-growing New Work.” Mr, William Jay Schioffelin, speaking of this in- © Gronse, said that the new settlers were people who cared ‘More for homes than theatres and were analogous to 3 P. C, H. badges justice. They are T® ‘above picture hardly does the 8. Soe j c ‘ FOR ia ka 7 3 i 3 THE PERFECTED MACHINE SHURE OL DONT wast gyi) Pie Pa Re HERE \ 4 [THE APPLAUSE handsomely envbossed tn four colors. two-cent stamp. Address Prof. Josh M. ‘crowded country to one of greater liberty. PUANS Mella ‘Jokes’ een ‘The desire which springs eternal in the human breast| yoo Ont for the Blue Ambulance! » have a home is not wholly gratified with a flat, even with one of modern equipment in which every domestic $ pioneers in this, that they were emigrating from| ‘Those desiring badges must inclose » ‘The new Blue Ambulance that bears the olf Jokes to tne home that keeps of thetr days attracts considerable at- ra COMES iis malady, and he rose to the adrolt suggestion of physical oul- ture as the trout rises to the fly. It undoubtedly would be a good thing. She did not need any medicine in tle shape of puse with a bit of green grass and possibly a tree that tention as it clengs through the streets drugs; just some exercise with proper apparatus and in cor- » | rect costume. Certainly he would inform her father of the @ [state of her heaith, and what she ought to have to effect # CAN YL, ®|cure. He would write her father a letter that evening. ix i . e MUN? The letter was handed to her father just as he finished ie provided for. It is the preference for a detached | tem close and comfortable for the rest $ ro fill: & fing the Bronx as it has been peopling suburban} arawn by the old chestnut horse. o lew Jersey for years past. There are rural pleasures| Catch your old Fane ‘are and then : 4 ca the blue ambulance! ter than those supplied by the theatre, and country ‘Tried to Choke This. that look more inviting than the beauteous White! 4.4) jou, a, A. Lone! | 3 ® Lane. And it is not to be denied that the com-| f'vye tried to choke this foke but failed, | fore 1 leave game to you: gets as much that is wholesome and genuine out sore Se niece ite nla asthe city man. And the chances are that he will), yn shines,” an old farmer had his his meal, and he opened it at once. It read as follows: ‘I have diagnosed the case as one of Tazyritis, @ by ne means rare ailment. A thorough course of physical oulture =k 6 VSS ‘Mye longer. boy at work on his farm and the son, EZ @ lt the only cure. For this reason I recommend that } > y your 2 = ho cared very little as far as making ZA Z @ |daughter be furnished with the appropriate nj atus al THE CITY GIRL’S PHYSIQUE ay was concerned, decided after a! CZZEEZ © |costume for indulging In the following merciae te = y quarrel with the old man to leave home | CEE | “Wrestling, tmg punching, Swedish calisthenics, endurance \\ “The tact that some grandmothers’ gowns shown at|and etarted for Philadelphia to make @ convention of the Dressmakers’ Protective Asso-|Iia own living, and biackened shoes. elation were too small to fit the thirty-six-inch bust of | Now the father “makes hay while “ the form provided is interpreted as indicating that wom-| CHARLES FRANK ARENT, Jr. _ @m of to-day are larger physically than those of old Brovelyn,; | thmes With the girl of thirty-six-inch bust as a model! | Want® This Ont of the Rain, © no doubt this is true, Golf and riding and other forms! “scene Now York City. Of exercise, tcgether with a more general outdoor life,| Time—A wet, nasty, chilly, flerce fave combined to produce Amazonian proportions in| Msht, raining cats and dogs, and blow- | Motions and flexing action bs “He's a dear old man,” thought Lucey, when she ‘had’ @ |Perused the foregoing. “He recommends exactly what 7’ want." Then she continued the letter: “WRESTLING—This exercise can be had while making beds. Turning several heavy mattresses a day will prove very beneficial, ‘ “BAG PUNCHING—This exercise also can be had while making beds. Thumping pillows to get them soft and smooth 4" excellent for tho muscles of the arms and shoulders. “SWEDISH CALISTHPNICS—These can be indulged tm \ AY \ AN \ Fg . . ing a gale, with the ald of a broom. The bending and swaying neces- mt those fortunate encugh to have leisure and opportunity | "f,.0. “riar Jones, beating his way up $ sary in sweeping will reduce the size of the eae and@ for such pleasures. the street, meeta Second Liar Smith, | > strengthen the whole torso, Taken as a whole, however, it is probable that the| Jones—Good evening, Smith. g Hew York women of to-day are physically smaller than| _5™m!th—Good evening, Jones, 4 ‘ their grandmothers of the New York of a century ago. | aysest This Escaped Inmate on ‘This is due to the fact that 75 per cent. of New Sight, forkers a”e not native born and that of these a large Proportion are immigrants. And of immigrants within ‘the last generation those from the European populations "St Jower stature have predominated. _ Thus, while the Fifth avenue belle grows taller and ore robust the girl from the east side, who surpasses her in numbers, in the nature of things is not able to _ acquire her physique. ty a By, i THE CONDUCTOR. __ Bishop Potter, speaking before the People's Institute, be had “never found any one who loved a car con- “ENDURANCE MOTIONS—To be practised over tub filed with hot, soapy water and solled clothes, “mea and down action by which the clothes are cleansed will ~ | strengthen the whole body and give great powers of en- s 3 | durance. Also excellent as a vapor bath for the complexion. TE in j @| “FLEXING ACTIONS—Serubbing gives theso actions to L DER MEN — = fey 2 perfection. The reaching out with a brush while the person ® | exercising 19 on hands and Kk. ' GENERATOR IN THE BASE meny. 3 | Plate Ra bane sian ell Phe opie “COSTUME—Ordinary house dress, without corsets; clearing the floor and sleeves tucked up at the elbows ma “TIME—All the time, except when actually fatigued, An “applause machine,” supposed to represent the plaudits of a euch machines might be hidden in varlous parts of the house and madeé “I hope to hear of decided improvement in your daughter's + mimfe audience, is used in a current play. With a few improvements to do the work of a half-dozen trained claques. p |Resth ahortly. Tam, my dear sir, yours very rempectfully 990$$9O06990909O5O99904H00090 490000950999 HLHDEHHOH 1OOGOH PBPDDOLIG-LHOLELPGOCPDODOHOOHOOOHOGOD “A, WISEMAN, M. D, Whereat Lacy wept and sald spiteful things about “the [Pome of the Best (HOME FUN FO Jokes of the Day. LAOMS TUN TY hasty, mean old physician." Did the prescription do her any CHS TEE rare THERMOMETER CURIOSITIES, good? Well, her mother has heen to two matinees In three | weeks, and the girl has bought a book entitled ‘4 Use keeping as a Sctence,"" He Perhaps the conductor, from long experience with ‘slings and arrows, has grown used to the captious atti- Make a board four feet long by three| The column of mercury dn the tube of a ther; : Reetornahiic toward nim end does not\taxe hin| en RIT coli. mbes § moet hapeoloua! pasate, and) % and jasert sine hroush the out fn feet wise and at the top SERB 8) OF ie be round, ang about one-sixteenth of an inch in dlasmetae ; i | anny, ose Who do no! 0. the centre o . 1, and open out, Then | better still, hinge on a ple 8 a matter of fact rt is flat, and e4 a troubles to heart. As a matter of fact he is entitled to shelf @ little while ago, Did you take| Will find it very dimeult to undo, fold over the lines marked B and C,| six inches in depth, Next give the| of the hairs of your head, says the Plttsburg Dion ane _ Sympathy. As we learn from the statistics of Mr. Rob- Ae Three rounds of thick note paper must board two or three coats of black paint! When a maker of the instrument was aaa ispatch, to say thts he pon told some As mercury does not expand to any great Aernits) ¥ four feet long at a distance of one foot! jutely necessary that the opening tn-the thermomet 0 nanos from each other and four tranavers®) no very fine, and tt is made flat beoause, If it were ote lines crossing these also at equal dls: ii» Aneness would make it too hard to be eoen, Its appereeh tances. In these squares paint the let-| size, about ten times Its real fers and figures, as shown In the sketch-| crac of the pias * size, 1s due to the magnifying Make six strong little bags and fil} Johnny—Yes'm, ‘There's a poor old hunchback man that has @ dig family to support, and I gave it to him, Mamma—Ah, and where did you see the poor mant Johnny—He came to the door sellin’ candies an’ things.—Philadelphia Press A RARE BARGAIN. » ert Erskine Ely, the trolley conductor and motorman— » Work seven days a week, without a vacation, from year's end to year's end, If they take a day off it is @educted from thelr wages, ‘Their day is ten hours long, and sometimes twelve or| here if there has been a blockade, F ‘They earn from $13 to $15 per week of seven days, or enamel, allowing this to dry well be-) was asked for an explanation, and ‘he thereu tween each coating, Now, with white! things about the work that are not ger enamel make three perpendicular lines| menstally. Yb — we all know. And knowing, we must render him| ase Jent and long-suffering public ser-| |! 8 & shame, a mea yo bat . i RULIS Bere keep this old boy out In the rainj} Miles—The: ted lines indicating wh the | folds, not to crease them. only to turn Wig. 2 shows how | them over very lightly, so that when the puszie ts finished the marks do not plpe upon the other end, When tt is firmly ettached the workmen mov from each other, pulling the tube out until has attained to the right nize, the d y shame, A GCOSTLY CURE, paper is to be folder ure ry to deprive you of your peat." Customer (in art gallery)—Ten dollars] + : and fil| It takes two glase-blowers to make the tube, One takes A conductor on a busy line collects fares from per- pravity, mise: ny depravity." {s a high price for that picture, It's Hey errant etal, ot the melen eines on ‘the end of his blowpipe and ; : ‘ : nothing but a man smoking a pipe. gradually works dt on ‘hts platen until st ts about the shai B00 passengers in a day. He hag to deal with all) jones—tt's a nasty night, Dealer-Yea, but look at that pipe, my and insert these through the cross cut | HERE, one by one, aiming for No 4/o¢ acigar, While doing thie he ts all the time blowing inte and conditions of human beings, from the Ches-| *Smith—Yes, it ts a bad night doar alr, It's a genuine meerachaum, of tho third round. Open the folded CRNA it very gradunily, to the car hog. The ratio of the courtesy ex- * eae nig Son SARA MOR and then? /veautifully colored and extra large sige.| frat be cut, all the same . Now| parts, and the pugzle will be complete When he an it into proper shape he puts it baok into the Teinitte abntacnt arkiah hata lones—-Well, good night, Smith You couldn't buy that pipe alone tor] look at Fig, 1, and you will ree how the |nd look like Fig. 3 furnace and heeps ft there until it has became white hot, pended to bim ich he {8 made the) ‘smith—Good night, Jones, Ae tua aikcOnleaes “Cripune: Cuts are to be made in the first round, ou must be careful, when making the ‘Then he takes it out again and anéther man sticks his blows say that poverty Is t easily provoked to loss of temper, Open the door of the hon yay cure for dyspepala, show enough to give a clue as to how Then the rough ends are broken off and put teok 4 isen,-SubWay cars running in August? The\ ANd let him in; Giles—Perhaps it js, but I'd rather ¢ to unde or put It together again. t furnace and the remainder is broken up Asta lsnatae Pept istic will be agrecably disappointed if they begin| He Atands here sneezing, hove Grrmeret Chicago ese, — a yard each, and sent to the room, where they are pia, 4 ga Dy Jan. i next. Some of the later work on the| ANd his fect are wet, THE DIFFERENCE, ! | REVERSIBLE PUZZLE. pana, ‘The bem muss fal) weil AAdal caged, , Way 1a surprisingly behindhand, in addition to _ Wille & sO Re Little Tommy of Boston—Can I eat an- ! Fxample: Reverse & conjunction and| ti# lines, for the thtow does fot tonnt| Merowy is used in thermometers because ft 1s so regular in’ BWA wections still far from completion there are ane SSID einer zon * Tother piece of pie? : get a wooden vessel. Anawer: But-tub, | If It taste on one of tie nea the play |i expansion and contraction, Spirits of wine is sometimes me of the Broadway line not yet excavated. At y the Bine Am! J Mamma (witheringly)-I suppose you 1, Reverse a slender stem and get an} 4 used, with coloring matter added, but dt ts not perfectly aor ¥ i 4 on one, two, three, until the six pe 4 atreet five months’ uninterrupted work on| prof, Josh Mo A. Leow can. animal, 5 ed are played out, Each number is} °urst®. the Aearee pase on a mercury thermometer are wot fifty feet long sees the work only half] Kindly find room for the following in] Tommy—Well, may IT 2. Reverse an interjection and get an ‘aimed for in succession until 10 js the same distance apart ie whole length of the scale, bug the Old Jokes’ Hom “What month doos Barbers’ Protective League| most?” ‘all fool measures to bother| “A long, cold March,’ Mamma—No, dear, you may not, y English noveliat. soldier hate the] Tommy--Darn grammar, anyway! Lippincott's, BEATS TAX DODGING. % . in @ apirit thermometer the marks are further apart above, 3 Reverse an vntruthfvl person and] Feached., ie eS Ao eg tot sie igleay, foriy degrees. than they are below that, necause expan get part of @ fene HS AN pnd pgptand g{wion of the spirit Licreases In a greater ratio above that Reverse portions of and get part of ie gait Played then left B, 15, Pay Be It fa generally eupposed that the tube of a thormomoter ia on, art u ted i we the other two rounds are « harness, 5 made to conform to the scale, but It is just the other way— direc a ne ti what te it UAL il 9 down al Dr. Bacon—1 age they will not put @! foided Ono round has alm) 5, Reverse that which should never be Ht a eA We ‘1 the meroury te pus eh pl iiteeges ‘the scale Is graduy h ¥ Li the to send forth. } fay plo be parte ‘an non be , dp ahe suvaia one One stnes Oe masted and gat to vend f ul hy ,