The evening world. Newspaper, February 10, 1903, Page 10

‘Sm h uence men gnneyrR manent “HE WORLD: TUESDAY EVENING, FEBRUARY 10,” 1903, ‘ sis Ne RAR ne THE =}=EVENING= © by the Press ‘Publishing Company, No. st to © w, New York, Entered at the Poat-OMmce New York as Seoond-Class Mal! Matter. chines rosea age —— iE 43 NO. 15,148. DOPOOODO! PDP44 O4MDDEDDEDDHED 3OOFOGHOOOODOHIVH GHOSE OCOD @ ® THE ADVENTURES OF LADY BOUNTIFUL AND HER LITTLE FRIENDS APPEAR EXCLUSIVELY IN THEN. Y. WORLD. LADY BOUNTIFUL ASSISTS AT A SOMEWHAT HECTIC CONVERSATION. WELL Wun Fix THAT FOR aN ~ YOUNG'S PLEA OF GUILTY. fhe oelerity with which William Hooper Young’s m < ‘guilty of manslaughter in the first degree was, e ‘by Prosecutor and Court merits consideration. it better to accept it and end the trial at once] ¢, life sentence for the prisoner, or, in the face of obvious guilt as the perpetrator of one of the| < o¢lous murders of modern times, to reject it and je trial to its manifest conclusion with a sentence | ? In a State where capital punishment survives penalty of murder it may rightly be contended the acceptance of Young's plea has defeated the nds of justice. : "But we remember the Walter Brooks murfer, of] ® the law found no one guilty. We remember the of the costly Molineux case with the defend- “guilt hanging in the balance of a higher court's tion of technicalities of evidence. We remember | ‘ t’s trial, now nearly three years old and still ded. And remembering we must conclude that ‘half a loaf of a life sentence in the Young case is better than the no bread of jutigments overruled, ¢ trials and an eventual miscarriage of justice. to support this view of the wisdom of the accept-| ? ‘of Young's plea we have these additional reasons: ‘thirty-two prisoners in the Tombs in August, 1901, with homicide, not one has been executed. the first eight months of Partridge's administra-| ‘ | a8 Commissioner of Police twenty murders were mitted of which not only were the perpetrators not d but,only two of them were discovered. ind, lastly, of seventy-five cases of homicide in Man- in up to April, 1901, there were only three convic- ‘of murder while six were secured through volun- ary pleas of manslaughter. Tn view of these facts we must regard the Court’s| . 6 on as wise. As a result of it we have a murderer in Boa ROG § ° for life who might eventually have gone free. havo justice satisfied in the main part, at least, and THE OLD have the county saved the expense of what might JOKES’ been a prolonged trial and an eventual judicial : HOME. 1S DIS, You'Se RED: WELL IWANT VER TER Quit Goin’ wid ME vizze 2 ti $BE99990004900050 009000000006 9420209290 0929 20900 299199 OIDO1OOOA Sad A HUSBAND AND HIS MONEY, The Aldrich Case's Lesson. > By Nixola Greeley-Smith. 4 { M* and Mrs. Otis Moulton Aldrich had been marrie@ a In effect, therefore, the conviction of Young on his confession is a gain for the best interests of justice. HMITTBERGER’S REGENERATION. disagreement of authorities over the present } status of Schmittberger leaves the plain citizen d and sadly in doubt what to believe. “If he takes Mr. Jerome's view he must regard. the In as‘one who touched pitch early and so often the became defiled past hope of subsequent cleanli- T ts with pride we review the short] ‘ ] history of the Old Jokes’ Home, es- tablished but two weeks, but already one of the largest eleemosynary tnatitu- tlons in the Innd, It has the enthustas- tle co-operation of young and old, rich and poor. S | As for the old,* overworked jokes | { AH! HERE COMES themselves, we have almost all pro- | « = ( A CUSTOMER. vided for in @ comfortable home where| ? 7 i i they may pass thelr declining years in| | pence, Should any escape from our firm but kindly custody we shall depend upon our watchful friends to see they are captured and returned. In case you observe any minstrel man, Vaudeville actor or monologuist bring out any of these feeble old fellows upon any pubile platform to make them work again It 1s the duty of any and all per- ttle over a month when the young bride asked het husband for $23 to pay the first month's bill for coal | and provisions. Mr. Moulton Aldrich paid the bill and ¢or a few days remained very cool. Then one morning he re fused to cat his breakfast and addressed his dismayed bride as follows: “You spent my money one month, but you will never do it again. You can eee my lawyer in Brooklyn and he will see that you recelve $4 a week.” Halt an hour later .fr, Aldrich's parents drove op to the house, took away their son and all the household furniture, with the exception of two wedding presents given to the bride. The young man {s an engineer on the Long Island Rafl- road, earning $100 a month, Possibly he had counted on getting the joys of a home for nothing. Yet even if eome faint whisper of the skyscraping price of anthracite had failed to reach him through the daily press his very ocoupa- tion as an engineer should have made him familiar with tt. ‘The delusion that groceries are supplied gratis by obsequious tradesmen for the mere pleasure of having them eaten fs one common to many husbands, but the coal error is tnex- ; cusable, te égat 5OO999SO36-9 if he agrees with Dr. Parkhurst he must belleve that lle Schmittberger was once admittedly very disrepu- he is now redeemed, regenerate and fully restored , “Cuffed and cursed, he has kept about his business r eight years,” says his ministerial apologist. “He q @ faithful officer, One proof of that is that|sons in sympathy with our beneficent Devery, to whom it would have deen a taste of! Philanthropy to rise and demand that] } the poor old Joke be Instantly sent back | ial bliss to break Schmittberger, had no accusation] :,° (4, o1a Jokes’ Home, Officers of could allege against him.” the Soclety for the Prevention of Cruel- @s an earnest of his present fitness, Capt.|ty to {Humor phall be called upon to berger signalized Sunday by making more exciso|*'Fest cruel taskmasters who refuse. ts than any other police captain and by incident- a a mie ime Case, A “ .| One of the most pathetic cases raiding @ disorderly house and gathering in “an ex brought to our attention was the arrival | « ord number of loungers and other disorderly) at tho Home of a good old joke whi ” And the captain set an example to his men| has been bedridden for years, being the f personally patrolling is precinct all day long. notorlous old fellow who had eaten so Ase matter of fact this young husband ts but ee treme of a type only too common. These husbands, many ~ ‘whom spend on cigars and drinks weekly an amount a equal to the modest sums their wives require for the heuse- told expenses, regard a reques for money to pay the grocer or the butcher as a personal favor to be conceded grudgingly to wifely ¢ajolery or even tears, i To be sure they are reminded of the grocers? oF: existence by the unwelcome vialts of collectors tf the Bilis are not patd. They are told merely that Jones must I 6930008 BIRD CAGES WAKE UP. A CUSTOMER oe 2. \WHTING, mes 209982 } SAL for coal, or Smith % for groceries in the gentlest, h that he couldn't stir-about. Oo 5 } ‘A model of police-ofctsl propriety! It his good work| "3" Vitam an Roverts, of No. aio | 2 SS ef wifely tones, pleasing enough when they tell of one’s mntinyes long enough and we are forced in spite of pre-| rast Tenth street, piéked the old fel- | @ Bnd SOR superior qualities as a husband, or of the marvellous estute- i prejudice to regard him as competely turned from| low up at a Sunday concert and brought |‘? ness of ttle Tommy or Rosy, but easily disregarded when they discourse sordldly of bills. “ Apparently {t @14 not occur to Otte Moulton Aldetoh i ¥ the $23 asked for the grocer and the coal man was for he had eaten and for fuel which had warmed him, His yiew of the matter was expressed in the flat, ‘You spent my, money last month, but you will never do it again.” he error of his earlier ways and now entirely regenerate| !!!m !n in @ cab, Pa He will be placed upon @ meat diet “we ‘must regard the one responsible for his reformation | ana hopes are entertained for his re- an exceptionally potent moral force. covery and reform, : Cornered in a Barber-Shop, THE INFLUENCE OF NOVELS. Prof. Joab M.A. Long _ ‘According to the Rev. Father Joseph McMahon “the| P!s4se send the ambulance for the fol- Eerie women’s abnormal dread of asking for the money odern novel wields a stronger power than the pulpit Heelies oie see © caszied CUE eee. bar's : by hich should be here by right and not dy favor, end coe / End is, in fact, responsible for our empty pews.” And,} (1) “What is good for a bald head?” z mentee aes ence an ate ‘oats | Ms if to lend point to his text, on the day following the “Plenty of hair.” i : See) involving grocers’ and wutchers’ bills than by = r addresa a Brooklyn girl was found dead in Nor- we Wpare do you get ohaved? k graver perils, and m feeble tradewind will somet$mes upset by her own act with a Ouida novel open beside her| (3, "1 gee you In the barber shop every | 2 ts matrimonial bark whioh tan weathered the fercest of '® paragraph marked to show the motive and excuse] day. There {9 an (dew that quarrels (whether between ‘the deed. "Yes; I keep my mug there ah the mareied or unmarried lovers) are of no grave import; that fove ts ime," i There fs no doubt that too many susceptible and un-| ‘ , ike a rubber band; the more it 1s tested the greater the force . () “I saw a man die in a barber's - itructed minds take their tone from popular novels] chair to-day." with which ¢t springs back into position. But it loses e Mttie “ (i ye elasticity every time. 4 look to them for their line of conduct, If we could] ;,\Vhst did the barber say? NO BATHS FOR THEM, DRSELLEM'S CELEBRATED UNASKED ADVICE, ‘The only way to prevent these weekly bickertngs. we Thackeray and Dickens and George Eliot accom-| (6) “What makes a siccesstul barber?" OINTMENT, FOR BUMPS, $ | 1s for a young couple to agree at the start upon the eum to ”. “Headwork.” JAMES CURTALN, ing this character building we need not mind; but il sukly CUTS, & BURNS.259728 BOX, be set aside for household expenses, for the husband to 7 Nv. 19 Adelphi street, Brooklyn. COM i ON vide'it as a duty end for the wife to accept i hhaye it done by Marie Corelli and Ouida and by Hal) Other Candidates, Fe eae ai hie s ines y at his worst—that 1s its objectionable feature, | Prot. Josh M A. Long RAR AR AAA AAAS WINTER BIRDS j wonder is that popular manners and morals so in-| ‘indly give Ube joke @ place in your The bint lover wil! find many olé¢riende and-some Old Jokes’ Home of Fame. ced are as satisfactory as they are, Mrs, Kendall] sway je @ olock like @ banana that the Young Person, as Mr. Podsnap called her,| stand?” responsible for our national point of view on social] “Heoause @ Dago's with it” lems. Considering the fictional influences she has JOH ACKER strangers during the month of January. Bob White ani m subjected to we may congratulate ourselves that we Moses Joke Belenge Ther: rutfiod grouse are to be fount almost eny day, «aye Country, Life in America. This is also true of the crow, the tiue fay, the cheerful chickadee, the downy woodpecker, the white. breasted nuthatch and the goldfingh. Less often met, Sut ‘ Prot, Jouh 4. A. Long not worse off. Please put these in your home for most always to be found when sought in the right places, are the fiicker, hairy woodpecker, short-eared owl, barred —_—_——- iniisoy jokes, THE SECRET OF RIPE CHEESE, wantesuch ang™ What “isthe spo owl, soreach owl, red-talled hawk, red-shouldered hawk, sparrow hawk, sharp-shinned hawk, mareh hawk end tile \here exist in Europe m bridge in the world? id P any elusive bactiii which |?” red-headed woodpecker, J Atlam Once More, led professora of Wesleyan College are making stren-|y) sv gia Fortune being very kind, you may edd'e bald ‘ Cooper's hawk, broad-winged hewk, duck hawk, efforts to locate and corral for importation into the| Having seen much of the Old Jokes’ These are the bacilli that give foreign | HOM: 2 Mave decided to send the worst owl, great horned owl, bluebin, cedar wax-wing or song sparrow to your list, Even @ robin may occasionally be Add to this etrange attitude of the average husban® the $5955 5505-5:5649 $66 955608 raNe Vet. "Why was Adam's first day | 5 fia odor and taste and that peculiar ripeness| »4,\ousest day? a I@ rte b.w.Gc. |% th makes it coveted of connoisseurs, They are Hy “Because he had no B VEY ieent bacilli. They exist as purveyors of the higher Hobo Fish—Hey! Let's keep away from there! The Fishes-Git a horse! Git @ > - = r ® | found In warm swamps, All of these are permanent dwell- ofthe palate, As for thelr proWific nature, ail BRANT Eo, | horse! ”}eon within your domain. Of summer sojourners tn colder @ of them are said to exist in a cuble centl-| | “and aged a cultured Journal; | Hodnroooos oP PLPPPOESPOPODODOO ODD 4 lat i cada rey the. een oe wall, the pode curdled milk, ‘And oh! he loved her with « love ae tree aparrow, the junoo, winter wren, busy brown or 4s the news from Middletown and it will sur-| | !¢ felt must be for life eternal! BRET HARTE'S ODD BLUNDER, | t t Jokes of th RED-HEADED BOYS. vivacious golden-orowned kinglet and the horned lark. ese accustomed to partake of the foreign cheese] | And no io win her maiden heart Jack Masnlin, “sentimentatit, tenor ome oO @ Mest JOKES @ pay. English scientists have been collect-} often met with, but always to be watched out for, are suoh Ano to wl eart, and gambler, speaks his lest word mp commerce, Are not our Orange County He wrote a simple, soulful sonnet, || the pages of Mr Bret Hara lone HUMAN MYSTERY. “And let us hope, too,” replied the | ing statistics regarding Sat STR bar ype bee Belen Beas pody a ee eptionully choice and our Onelda Roqueforts| | With careful rhythm and studied | Janous story in the Christmas number | Wife~That young man who calla on|WeAry pedestrian, “that he'll fail dows | ot school anRarans sere the PRUA e1PDIe i anowfake aud eawwhet owt, Indeed, the woods and v Camemberts the peer of the pauper cheeses| | 4, PIN wealth of tove | |omrcnite, omtere save tne London jour daughter has me gusgsing. op. lan" EDN AESL AA aH aera niine interesting results of thelr] thickets, #o far from ‘being untenanted, shelter may pe? nly the table d’hate epicure will agree yt of love chr a i fad t ay, his utterane | Hust and—How's that RABE a JOURNALISTIC REQUISITE. observations are facta which show a re-| feathered folk whose acquaintance may easily be made et ‘fort ‘tal f & kind to discredit his capacity | Wife—I don’t know er he ti Don't you think that @ newspaper ig. lation between color of the skin and] thts time, r ; * as 4 card player. We are compelled |nomical or has a grudge @gainst the £88 | smaller, more compact form would be pron by rily, the first month of the year is a good month in. whieh that may be, this search of the professors) | He sent it her; his mind's eye saw | tio votove that he t# not even an uma. |Company.Chicago News, | appreciated?” eaid the publisher Hat £00) INODLAL STMAGROY: TORE GAY | VOI: Oe cere abeids 20 fern an Aaaueinienet WEL tee Most interesting quests of science. It is Her quaint and queerly wine ex- that the auburn-bairea boys are gener-|to begin iB a . leug) that, In fact, he knows nothing QUICK RETURNS. cr answered his wife, ‘It must sc 01 rn to know and to love Mother Nature, 4 pression ally at the head of thelr recitatton| to tea ‘Hines with that which brought the tiny| | preg § whatever of the cards, “Around the! She-Do thoughts that came to you|be lange enough for a man to hold in and’ that blond girls are the RE yrna to tructify the California fig trees, mith blushing cheek she | | entre tabi: } | romen | oisanee Haas ys i | tabl Mr Harte, a long ago ever return? | front of hiv face when chere are women best rnin because of the larger commercia! 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