The evening world. Newspaper, February 3, 1903, Page 12

r _SHE“WORLD) TUESDAY RVENING, FEBRUARY 9, 190% THE Pudblioned by the Press Publishing Company, No. 52 to 8 RA === BYE SL NG Se Park Row, New York. Entered at the Pont-OMice at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. IBAA. | 00.0.6.4.04.644.04096464406544490OO06 6 VOLUME 438........sceeeeeeeseee ss NO. PDODOD OF $FFDODHG4AO® THE ADVENTURES OF LADY BOUNTIFUL AND HER LITTLE FRIENDS APPEAR EXCLUSIVELY IN THE N. Y. WORLD. THIRD MAN FOR ENGINES. General Manager Besler, of the Central Railroad of ; Wow Jersey, is quoted as saying that many engineers are @pposed to the presence in the cabs of an assistant en- < Grand Chief Arthur's testimony 1s flatly con-| « 1» Gineer. tradictory of this statement. In his Evening World In- terview yesterday Mr. Arthur said: 1 ALways LIKE To A : | ENCOURAGE ‘The type of engines now in use that separates the engineer | APOOR |! end freman are disapproved by all engineers, This disap- | « Ket Boy proval ie rapidly growing, and I expect it will extend to the a Jegialative bodies of the country. In that case a law would be esked for preventing the use of engines spoken of. Such a law would remedy matters. it would either be the kind that ‘Would take inhuman locomotives off the road or secure the ‘use of more than one man tn the engineer's cab. I do not Anow how soon this matter will receive attention, but In the Tig dpterest of humanity !t should not be long. ‘This is the careful utterance of the most conservative of labor leaders. It will undoubtedly carry weight with)? the New Jersey Legislature. Chief Arthur's designation of the mogul or camel- back type of locomotive as “inhuman” {s exceedingly apt. These massive engines are veritable monsters, railway Frankensteins, the creatures of man's own hand, get Dut requiring his constant watchfulness and repaying 5 any relaxation of vigilance with destruction. The engineer guiding them is taxed far beyond the ¢apacity of the engineer of the last generation. In ad- 'N DER worios MIGHTY GALLERY OF PIC TURES —” z 3 : ; BOLE DDORODEDOODIMG DOO LADY BOUNTIFUL ENCOURAGES STREET SINGING, DOD DDE DOAE4S DODO DODO ED DHOOODIDHDIHIDEDGDEDIDIGDHIODOD 0860699000O00O WITH SAD _ RESULTS. a dition to the care of a more ponderous machine he 1s ‘ ealled-on to keep watch over a previously unknown mul-| « Uplicity of valves and cocks, the complex outgrowth of! « the simple throttle, lever and steam guage equipment of/ ry : former years. These and tho faster “run,” the more| % a dificult time schedule and the more exacting nature of | * & fis general duties burden him with a responsibility) By, which, by the removal of his fireman out of sight and earshot, is heightened at the very time it should be re- Meved. i. This, however, is but a detail adding force to the €6$460626446000664 BPQGQODOEVDOLHOOWD POOHBPOG HOHE GE HOGSOB : eonvincing facts in the case, which are these: —— a ® eS Se z sf Bi ‘The public knows how easily lable an engineer ts to| | PIE OLD \¢ ‘a ‘ Ng » lines or accident at his isolated post. JOKES’ INVENTIVE INEZ. a "It knows also from the instances cited in this column HOME. A . | _.- Yesterday how varied are the dangers he runs—apoplexy, ° More Prief Scenes in Her Brainy Life, bi @ Gt, & crushed head, heart disease. rae NVENTIV£ Inez at last fell in love. pet It knows that in such an emergency the lives of a Ls oy Rood ae go on! ‘The old eis fall pascera her heart. ee ae zi ol ome 1s now an assured 9 vowed she would never te! r love unt!l it wae teminJoad of passengers are in peril and it very properly fact. By every mall the applica- tolled by the wedding-bells. : @emands that the passengers be safeguarded through] tions for admission come in, and the He was a descendant of Bismarck—the Furst Bismarele hiv peril by the presence of another man In the oab. [prize of Yor the most deserving case as ee jever loved: . ‘ a of old and worn-out jokes brought to vhen he proposed she argued with him for an hour before The railroads having neglected or refused to Supply] 9. atrention does not seem to actuate putting on the solitaire. fim, @ legislative act is called for to compel them to do} the proposers half as much as the spirit Her father was a retired pugilist, eo it was only natuarl po, It is for that valid reason that Senator Hudspeth's| of pure philanthropy, " she would do a great deal of ¢alking before she consented i ' ‘ay em.| A» coftespondent writes us that if he to enter the ring. All fe indorsed by New Jersey's 35,000 railway om-) J) varged the prize he will donate It >| Her gather thought her flance was a man who would do the Ployees and supported by the entire travelling public of| pack to the Asylum for Aged and Poor family credit. the State, Puns, which will be conducted in con- But Inez sald she would have preferred a man who would Junction with the Old Jokes’ Home. | 2 do the family creditors. Already the public 1s aroused. Harsh 4 He said it had ever been his yearning to marry a musician, NINE MEALS A DAY. taskmastera of old jokes are more cir-| ® So Inez played ‘him for all he was worth, ‘. Tee first annual report on the work of the city’s) cumspect than formerly. ‘The presence Pe All hie fortune was Invested in a large and old-estabiishe@ 4 f uniformed officers of the Soctety for @ Wall street house. ol y o | Tuberculosis Infirmary {8 important as showing the} the Prevention of Cruelty to Humor @ ‘A business panto swept Wall street. Being a now panie , Great reliance now placed on food to cure consumption. | has resulted In respect pald to old 3 it swept clean. Once drugs were all in the treatment of this most) age at tho theatres. Old jokes are now ‘The house in which Inez's lovers fortune was invested heard with pity, and po longer are 2 “went up.” ‘ readfu! of diseases and the mortality progressed With) Ce eea with unthinking laughter by ‘> D-R-RE-RER 1g! Inez proceeded to tell e funny etory. i inoreased strides. Then pure air was the essential thing| thoes who until now laughed at them And {t “brought down the house."’ and patients who could afford it went to California, to peenupe ray baer shay were jokes. ; But the worry over business brought on an ettack of com of Arizona, to the tcy mountain| Tast night, at three different variety sumption for the lover. the dry alkal! eimaenhere ft Arizona, y iy theatres, the exhibitors of old jokes 2 The doctors sald he could not last through the winter, bn valleys of Switzerland. Now the enlightened practitioner] wore forced to aay: ‘That goes better that If he could live to breathe the balmy alr of spring hé ' keeps the patient comfortably at home amid the home| at matiness.” would get well. purroundings, makes the most he can of the local air| In one Instance two old Jokes were! > Inez, whipping out her Waterbury watoh, took it apart, even though {t may lack qualities desirable for the best rested: wilh cela ae enamel!” hen % Ane JOLERS LS BEGUN of gprins! they were trotted out 6 = = red! 4 results and feeds the patient to the top of his assimila-| One of theese was the old joke of the| > Od ete. Sareek, Inez's baby sister fell {11 and was threatened with eroun | c SSCS IVS 2 tive capacity—stuffs him on the Strasburg goose prin-| stingy man who used a wart om the|% es eae ares barren nace eee enh eee (otock a), back of his neck as a collar button, And| ® ry “If you can ward off the croup unt ec] strikes @iple and welcomes a congested liver at the gain of| ih) Ul ier ma erepit old gag about é A Cane Ch ace yy night," said the veterinary, ‘she will recover. If not—her ta Strength and vitality and flesh. the girl who was ao cross-eyed that | ENouGYy the angels!” oa when she cried the tears rolled down her back, An ambulance was rung for and they were tenderly ifted over the foot- lights and taken to the Old Jokes’ Home, The good old joke of the nervous man who dropped his razor after cutting) ‘ off his nose, and so amputated his great toe also, only to replace them toe for nose and vice versa, came in of {ts own accord also. Jt took off its ahoo to blow Its nose I¢ 1s the course of wisdom. It is also, incidentally, an interesting incident in the modern medical progress which effects more in the way of cures without drugs “than the physicians of our grandfathers effected with them, |. At the Tuberculosis Infirmary patients are required » to take nourishment nine times a day as follows: * | At G & treaktat of cereais, dread and butter, coffee and beeteteak or 7 posehed ees. . “At 8, cod liver ol} with whiskey or sherry. for the laat time before entering, It ys AS 10, eax nos. was quite feeble, but rest and quiet]? At 12, dinner, consisting of soup, beef or mutton. potatoes, another| Will do it good. cy PIARTORIE,« plumped-out cheeks, the alerte mind, the more active My candidate for admission to the Old + &@ tendency to consumption and the physicalbenefit de- Wiin't cane @ fig, and he would say she & OF-084-08-6 23904535 9855-05-06-2 3 lved will excuse any apprehended deterioration of the “#® PY _& Femnant off a ribbon The crawling, creeping ferry-boat might be n gay and merry boat pharacter, pouniar lastheaad ator nastenci ee If the company would make the weary hours all serene me in his throat, according to the press, he With bright byoks in goodly number and “alarms” for those who'd s}| was buried side by er WOMEN AND REVOLVERS. F Y P. CASSIDY And some tishlines and Mareonigraus to brighten up the scene. POPP DEACODDGN } Six of the Best Jo GCRPIDOOIIPOH DED HOODEO DERE RD Croel Mr, Witmark! wy Mo AL Long is a Joke which I think has been working overtime: HY AWhen ghowls sought to rob the dead after the West- Hd train wreck Mrs, Emma Harkeson stepped to her) WW, drew forth a revolver and stopped their dese: Her THEY 8EE NO GHosTs, little or no superstitio PROVIDE THE CABINS witH WICKER ARM CHAIRS AND ALARM CLOcks, 4 —_—— «aer oINNG Qu 2 lose to him and {n authori Pegoladle and bread, A long letter from Mr. Bbeneser| ? oonr oll at country, Persons close im and {n authority to speak say a aed diner 61) 40k olenty ot grerry: Sorooge, of Brooklyn, asks us to taxe|? 44OW THE PASSANGERS TO FISH FROM ‘Doc. that be cleaned up between $7,000,000 and $8,000,000 the past At 3, beat ton no notice of jokes about living in| THE DECKS, year, eays the Cincinnat! Enquirer. He would have made . supper, of pudding, @ soft-boiled egg, bread and butter, tea. | Joke, § ny 08 IS 5 vas ‘est fe bed f p on trent to ork 1 Re a beh ent nie : 7 Segal bes a pine ovr leer And at all times our atient an A Srarnae es Dori rye somaren ro ik id an oY the Wabash for about $18,000,000, Genator Elkins practically jjeuring the day cheerfulness and hope—a mental atmo- iirong putter. Thi joke has whiekere, TO On THE FERRY ants OP controlled the road, “gphere more than compensating for any lack of tonic) pur i is ving quietly in a boarding: TOM. ei For some months he has been Investing in terntary ta qualities in the alr. house now and fs not worked very hard. Shamtions of Waar Vineiais, gota Notpnes, ane exe ; >| Mr, Peray Cassidy, also of 1B mn, An an the whole We: nla terri |. Is not this common sense, enlightened therapeutics? |." .2e the cininy at ihe Adan oe - SoS oS ‘There 1s bardly a county in the State in which he has not SNOt @ drug on the entire dietary. | press Company joke concerning Mother ae _—_—" made Investments. He ‘has been directing his attention ese * Amd the process in the healing of the patient ia this; | Hye, But this Is not the oldest joke. It — ee eet pecially te WRSMune, MaRS UTD, Parkereniry, and Clarke ui y : : eee _ A arly every ne Firat, a slow decrease in the loss of weight, then a| 0M’ dates back to Genesis. We know eres Sete Niwa TA lew months da tee aites tee roma pil ‘ of others that are as old as the hills A ~ standstill. Then a slight gain, an ounce or two. Then Gavae: ae fi —_— pe Company at Wheeling, now about ready for business, He @ pound, then additions of flesh that are visible, the PRE NL Teme BARE See Srecteee) Sine eect also has extensive interests in the Wheeling Traction Prof, Joon M. A. Long —_ —_—_—_—— pany and the West Virginia Bridge and Construction ‘movement. Jokes’ Home cia ee ee tensive developments. : "What w made for?” anand ——___ —— is Also, there is an excellent pointer in this dletary for sane ph i ee ee > He recently bought the Morgantown-Kingwood ‘Ratiend Recents way I growing weak lietary Ans.—Adam’s ‘Expreas Company.” — igs for $285,000, and he te now projecting other roads to be ~| pe 0 {8 growing weak and ailing. Notice how ‘The first route was between "'Eden” beset ad ~ ® | out of his own purse to reach his extensive coal tracts, : )) Yanueh reliance 8 put on eggs and milk! In moments of and the Land of “Nod,” afterward eee) reer 7 We BOATS @| coal and coke holdings and bank and water es irene ers ae FIT THE BOATS UPWI7h THE W/RELBESS ¢ works Interests / Yemmaustion why not take a raw egg with sherry or an “*led “Phlindelpain’ i op Br, TERE STAPH — OUR? ANXIOUS MRLATIVES — | mamcrmn Te Ingoy te Tite mola at : # ae Bi Adam and Eve w © express them: PLOSIVE EMP! arkersburg ‘@ely in Wabash road eonneotions, P S@Hg mOK Or an unsweetened milk punch? It may check ceiver Vociferously, ahe would ney shel OS UP AB LOSE, TIPLOYERS WOULD WOT THEN GiVa Benator Elkins's eona are helping him menage his We én PLOPODDIDODS2O9S000-04 kes of the Day. It was but 8 o'clock In the evening and signs of oreug were already apparent. ! ‘We cannot stave it off till 12!" wept the family. Inventive Inez «prang to the clock, She set it four hours ahead. The clock struck the mystic hour of midnight. The child was saved! ape! Orr } ELKINS’S GREAT FORTUNE. United States Senator Stephen B. Elkins, of West Virginia, is rapidly taking a place among the mult!-millionaires of the pany at Morgantown. His investments oreenge the cnege gam terests, His mining interests in the West are worth mang millions, Pikins te now credited with a fortune ef 990,000,00n, umber, $ SLPEDLIHDLE OEE BEALE IED Chinese servants, particularly those trom discharged leave signs which the newcomer loo! mediately he enters the kitchen, says the ICE-CREAM MIOROBES, Chicago dealers in pure fce-cream are “erating decd. What makes more noise under a e good dsttog {once than one pig?! Pry HIS STYLE. accepted Lord Getthecoyne this after- Mina if the inane Ap consiered & O08 & sane ‘When, in Philadelphia, an insubordinate man-servant) “hy. two! ene oma din wt, Jeweller—Diamond shirt studs? Yer, 290n.—St. Paul Ploneer Press to come to Chicago, says the) on the rears with the ld put on @ropenly, of ed Mise Louise Cochran an t fe) After this one wets In the home they’ | Melain and J be H ° placed on the saucepan upside down—that ts to say, os i cerca ran and exhibited a brace! igi to have m trained nurse for se ty | 2%: ican Institutions, ‘They way | me; here's @ sel, neat iitéle stones, for HIS ONLY CHANCE, Mise Thomas te the origina! discoverer] hansie af the ld inside the sausmpenett aaasey’ cect iver co) er, she stepped quickly to the fire-| see tat it Soosn's t Sut again. | Kravediggers have wenuine Fr omer AGN Gin Gentaslin (Gulaagos Dick—Do you ever get the last word] of the existence of Streptococun lance-| servant has gone away for a short time only and Seized @ revolver on the mantel and drove hi No. 67 West Bighty-eighia scr ld aod satin alan : 7 h souniwitet olatus In the hokey-pokey and other! soon as be can be intends to return, as the eit Ge, He m OT West Bighty-eighin street. |; saunor "ee aenra ae the Pean get haries—(n, put I have to say It 1 uation is. anne ; ‘the house | fe a hig i ile stand in fee weller-Ah! yes, pardon me, here | to myself wh et Out on the street, | forms of frozen aweetness sold in Balti-| sidered a good one, If the lid of the saucepan fs left olit on @ Were striking instances of feminine familiar! hawerinadbatohs nae sie ve. dust look at these big flashes, |~Petrolt Pree Press. more, She was examining hokey-pokey| the ground near the saucepan, which {s standing the eight tanc hilarity 4 HL @ | otherwi e Chicago grayedigger has $ Sell you the set for ON THE SUSPECTED LI ee karate each! yeh ; MAN WITHOUT THE HOE, eT, | %@ discover if 1t contained any typhold| way up, tt means the house ts tn want of eorvanty. It the but doubtiess the: z joss mrpernatural ideas then as the . “ - y ‘oad they are not exceptional, | lil prabite sad th tha daknelonts 19.00.—Philadelphia Press Le psu ge tiple ae didn't Sad many | iid to put half way in and half way out of the saucepan 18 “gun” which would have alarmed her grand- yn “ ayer a | rt ; awe HER SIMPLE WANTS of ys: 4 i ind in ayer . means that the place Is @ good one, but the master of the y, the oO an Int “My men dig a vay just like they xf metre of ches, jce-cream ' ac 5 no terrors for the new woman, She has ree ee eee we Be Pe Ss atte! fete crownd for x | ‘The Fellaw—-Are you looking for any Imes when t atrongiy, anepected | teria of @treprococus Lanceclatus. Bhe Pearapesy aa 1a ees ee ee a Ate ail ene Lined 4 to took emergencies squarely in the to plant a soad| jatree! water pipe or a dead dog.” sad one that I can belp you Andt jhe had heen ot It—Philadelphia Bulletin, | atgo discovered that @ Uttle of this i-| is quite satisfed with everything concerning the poe 1 @nd 488 means of meeting them A oie superintendent, “1 met oue of them! The Gis haere am dookiag for a} A TWO TO ONE SHOT, jected into @ guinea pig killed 1t almoat| the house, but that he's forced to leave on account of cebte pte aby ’ ay and avhed him ‘How's busi-|fon-lulaw for other,—Princeton | ‘pink uwice before you speak once,’’ found that the| cr other reasgns which inconvenienced hi : are pane wee of the revolver—the right He waid: “Fine to-day, aur. I had, THs: seid the ana who auotes) "Mit, aly 1 eat akin mille | se the habit of cutting « served phe nee gle mame sien be perverted vines that make constant re- uy {rom God's world—| |:iine big holes and five leeile once SHE HAD A PEER. *T aon't. A nieal extracts con: | articles or for other faults a mark Is made on the boom ination and of contempt ie man mithout the hoe, ‘Thet's the way ihe looks at 1, Merely) airs, Waum Ayer-Your daughter, atr, the sauce pan in chalk which will not rub out easlly, ems “Country Léfe in Amy & mation of business, wilh no sentanent | is e peerless beauty, i amy mieore seg ub A’? bi i i ~ ein molto, i mings ls Ff ur uaag ri re) La ve a ‘topes and weet T. ees tkthAl wad. ASU" | “we Guineas boy. makes"iin mark. behind. the. sat