The evening world. Newspaper, October 17, 1902, Page 4

WAY LOW - of Woe with an Accent. the Wily Arabs Captured Him. aay © “Fey call me Joe," said the hairiest Moa that ever roamed the Algerian f , to-day as he gazed at a group Bis temporary cage. awaiting trans- maint ike ze name Joo—et ees too what call plain for a King beast like I hah?” ‘his great tawny mane and wagsed Bis bushy-knobbea tail restiessly back bad forth. | *Par-don, for ze Francaise in my I was brought up in ze coun- whero ze Arab man spek zo ‘and I know so lectle of ze talk, But I soon spek it, be- Wause I to the ‘longshoremen listen all me day, and I hear some of ze Anglaise PMs she is spek on ze dock. It ts T-€at Anglaise those ‘longshoremans find it feels’so like ze winds in £0 stuff—ha ha He Likes Ze Joke. fied Margaret Carnegic's Ifon that she induced her father, the Lord of io, to pay $1,000 for so that New ‘s children might admire and pet dy evidently fond of a joke. 4s good-natured, too, His whiskers @ the teels the pride of his position al- “It would be so proud for me eet zo Pr ry Bronx Park Zoo would only md!) ndme ozzer than Jos,” the captive continued, ‘Zet is what Ze oar horse, ha? But for a ; Beasts to be called Joe! Pouft— it ees nog ho, ho!" the great jaws of the guntieman Fig opened wide enough to ow a lem goat, displaying a lous set of teeth and a great ot , healthy looking gums. : _ Wants a Royal Name, gome mor: ile the itt Boys ‘and’ iris stood back a pace oF | jtwo to lot him catch his breath and to S\eave themscives trom going deat. “Now Sekine tall you 29 story of how th You 20 story of ho ad Arad men caurnt me, lettio ones,” Walk on ze leaves, melee to Ze soles of my feet along my face and ze omy face so, and then— fT rellon ge ground, so, ant caves sey stick all over me, 0, c es, and zen Mr. eomes along and ties me up witt | Off Acrons the Sean, it ees one hard-luck story, hah me to 20 sed and pul m and I go to gat © aw ome fre luck bunch mandrils ‘E stay xeré some days, when ze man WORLD WANTS Paid Help Wants in This Morning’s World. 1,045 Bur. 8 ‘st Help Wants in the 13 er New York Papers Combined, pa BTRICH FEATHER HANDS EN 9 PAINTERS HOW. Pil MAKERS 3| PIANO HAND3 PLUMBERS ROOFERS SALUSLADIES UPHOLSTARKRA ing 6) USirUL MeN, fe. a} VARNiauEns ‘SPEKS FRENCH oe,” the Present to New ) York’s Children from Little Miss Carnegie, Tells His Tale BIECTS TO HIS NAME,| HE HASNT WHISKERS Hopes the Children. Will Induce | | the Zoo Man to Call Him Some-| thing High-Toned, and Tells How fof children. regretfully through the bars | jon to the Bronx Zoo, where he make’ his future home. “But I do hairiest monarch of the desert | |JOR, THE “HAIRIEST” LION, THAT | LITTLE MISS CARNEGIE GIVES US come from Mr. Carnegie, ari he say, | content, because zo ‘longshoremans say | x0 Algerian desert, always hungry, al- When ze @imoon he blow—it Is|‘I buy mat fellow,’ and hoe point at me Ze man who owned ze ‘Das ts richt,’ because he man, and so—I am sold to se Bronx |bullt, Je a real animal palace, whic Park Zoo as one hatry curtosity—Pouff,” and here Joo glared hard He Hopes to Ne Happy. “But I must make up my mind to do ‘© peopie who care for x6 animals up| ways afrald of belng shot and hav- there are kind and zo house where we| ing no nice warm house to sleop in at will be on show, that Is now being | night. Hut gat name Joe? Can't you ask ze people In #6 zoo to call me some bettalr name?’ And there was molsture In his eyes which he tried to hide with his lo Fich tawny hair as the wagon moved with his cage toward the Bronx. will @ive lots of ze room and have ze heat In xo cold wezzer. “Perhaps It ees bettair ttt T should were to please you chikiren and bo well cared for zan be roaming around ROOF CHASE FOR PET BIRD. With Cries of “Dicky,” with Alarms Crowds of Tenants. ha ho, Joe, ao Hie of xe Desert, | A fall man rushing through the streets 3 0 y—yah” and he/with a strange wire device tn one hand and a flaring square of cloth tm tho attracted a large crowd and oocastoned iy would call me Sultan or Bey or—| considerable excitement in the nelgh- borhood of Seventh avenue and One Hundred and Fortieth street. -story apartment house just east an wood to coax mo on. ‘Then on One Hundred By threw lots of big leaves of xo trees {and Fortieth stroct; but before he had ground i; zey put a lot of honey | one a dozen yards shouting his “Dicky” Beventh avenue, cry he gathéred in his wake a reglinent Now zat makes me mad, anit | ¢ When he reached the corner of Sev- enth avenue he stopped, looked up and | sweeping vision the cornices of the surrounding apartments, Then suddenly he roared out, ‘There's Dicky," leaped forward and dashed for an apartment-house Zen|One Hundred and Fortieth and One| Hundred and Forty-first streets, | wd still at his heels, rushed Into the hi scanned with a conten Kind who were also caught | Put in ze cages to Ko to ze bic | ° les O'Ret!ly. an Employers’ Remedy. i . BARON TWICE ACCUSED, FINED, Actress Forgives Slap in the but Barber Presses Charge Against Neumann. was not so lenient. to pay a fine of MORE FIREMEN KEENE TAKES TO FACE DISMISSAL. PRUNES AND CHOPS Moore, Martin and Schmidt} Big Financier on a Diet, Com- Called in Connection with} pelled to Skip Good Things Chief Ryan’s Late Trial. and Stick to Simple Fare. ——— Paward J. Moore,. general foreman; Poter Martin, foreman machinist, and Christopher Schmidt, foreman whoel- James R, Keene. the boldest onerator In Wall street and a man of millions. (ulate In the Hire Department Fepalr {has taken to prunes, the humble dell- thops, Were before Commistioner Sttar-;oacy of the ordinary boarding house. gis (ils morning to show cause why} Prunes, chops and spinach, to be more they should not be dismissed fiom | exact. their positions. y AIL throa wero called to give testi-|, With ptlenty of money to buy any mony in the recent trial of Chief Rivan,|toothsome dish tint the world might and the charges against them have| produce, he te eating three times a day Brown gue of that trial, They Aare a6" lday now meals thus made uo: cused of ineMciency and neglect of of-| On J fielal duty in that they permitted large] One porno Well brotled. quantities of unfit and Inferior material D lon of spinach. fo be accepted and used at the repalr| One dish of stewed prunes, shops, ‘and ‘authorized ‘and allowed ex-| One cup of pale, wenk tea pensive overtime worl at overtime Wages, wien auch work was not neceasi-|, Ts det i# not varied from. He eats ho bread, no potatoes, no delicactes— tated ressing emergency. ol, Abram | Just prunes and chops and spinach, y pl Allavere represented by 00 1, Hikug appearing for Moore, Lamont | All this Is by order of his physlctan MeLaughiln. for Merwin and. ‘Thome J. GNell ‘and "Theodore. B. Chancellor | Mt. Keene has been troubled with indi for Schmidt. The first two submitted | estlon and his doctor has put him on briefs demanding a trial on charges and|dlet. It ts tough work, but he Is sub- specifications, which should pe served ot thelr clients prior tO tne triatn® ont mitting to ft with as good grace as They were informed by the Commais- | Possible, sioner that such a course was granted | ‘Tho big operator now and then threat- Sal SGA CY Gal Rare the lens that when he ts recovered he will Charged. volunteer, “remen. ‘The Com- [our et ween me market and thus put missioner reserved sion in these! scribe them for patients ne NO Pre- Schmidt's counsel asked for an| ‘Tho treatment ta, havt rnment till Monday, which was|effect, however, and the fin d. proves dally. wonderful jancier im- Misses’ Suits and Girls’ Coats, For Saturday, October 18th. Misses Semi-Tatlor-Made Sutts of Zibeline, Cheviots and Scotch Mixtures, in blouse and Eton coats, and new shape skirts; sizes 14 to 18 years; value $30.00 to $35.00 at 4 $25.00 per suit. Girls’ Full Length Coats of Kersey Cloth, Zibelineyand Cheviots, with fancy top capes; sizes 4 to 14 years; many styles to select from; value $12.50 to $15.00, at $10 for’ beating Hornung. Neumann {s a and lives at the clerk In a Wall street Rossmore Hotel ouble with both was formerly with the Frank Dan- 2 was in the hall of the , When she met Neumann. struck her in the face faced the Magistrate, how- she expressed Int on condition would restrain himself 5 (that Neumann Neumann was about to leave the room \t was remembered that Hornung had sworn out enis in the hotel. umann struck him, him down stairs and threw ‘The charges were not dented and Neu- 2 He wald the barber iting that he was lence. $70.50. Lord & Taylor, Broadway and 2oth Street, B. Altman & €o. Are now showing THE MARVEX FANCY FOURCHETTE KIB PIQUE GLOVE. The latest style of Kid Gove, sold exclusively by B, Altman & Co. suffered from womb trouble, backache. / assistance, Woman in an Unconscious Condi- tion Found on Sidewalk. Upon Examination at the Hospital Her Body Was Discovered to Be Covered with Scars Caused by the pypedernls| Injection of Morena eck ublished as Warning to Other Women. The above headlines recite the! irregular menstruation, also intense actual experience of a poor wreck of | nervousness, @ woman who had once held an hon-| “After trying different remedies orable and lucrative position in a) with no relief I was induced to try | | They wake the household withjlatgh large mercantile house in New York.) Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Her health began to fail, and instead Compound. To my surprise and of taking rest and proper medical| delight I found after taking my first treatment she resorted to stimulants bottle very great improvement. I and morphine. The hospital physician discovered) a well woman. that her primary trouble was an “Tam so grateful to you for my | affection of the womb, which| recovery that I wish to thank you, could readily have been cured in the and if this testimonial will be of any _ first stages. If when she had first use to other suffering women, you felt those severe pains in the back, have my full permission to publish | the terrible headaches, the constant it.”—-Mns. Many: Roser, 5492 Ellis sense of fullness, soreness and pain Ave., Chicago, Ill.—g5000 forfeltif original in the pelvic region, she had heeded of above letter proving genuineness cannot be pro- th warning that serious trouble was “+ __ in store, and commenced a regular ~ e treatment with the Pinkham Teme. Ff@@ Medical Advice fo Women, dies, as did Mrs. Rober of Chicago, Women suffering from any form of whose letter follows, the polypus female weakness are invited to in the womb would have been dis- promptly communicate with Mrs. solved and passed away, and to-day Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass. All letters | she would have been a well woman. are received, opened, read and an-} Why will women let themselves swered by women only. A woman! drift along into terrible suffering can freely talk of her private illnéss | and sickness in this way, when thero|to a woman; thus has been estab- is monumental proof that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com-| Mrs. Pinkham and the women of pound is daily relieving thousands is very foolish if she does not take “Since the birth of my baby I advantage of this generous offer of Rea! Estate Rea! Estate. $500 inMoneyGiven Away 1, 5, 10, 20 Dollar Bills, To-Day and Every Day This Week. Grand Auction Sale of Lots =< At — AUBURNDALE 2 P. M, DAILY. Easy Terms! $10 Down, $5 Monthly. FREE TICKETS. On trains leaving Long Island City R. R. Station at 1.02 and 2.02 P. M. daily. Agents with tickets at Station. Don’t Wait! Come To-Day! New England Development & Improvement Co,, 32 West 33d St., New York. COAL STATISTICS. THE WORLDALMANAC .ND ENCYCLOPEDIA | > | ALUM ANAC | continued its use and it has made me ay ll lished the eternal confidence between | America which has never been | of women from this very trouble?| broken, Out of the vast volume of | There is no excuse for any woman |experience which she has to draw who suffers to go without help. Mrs. | from it is more than possible that she | Pinkham is very glad indeed to give has gained the very knowledge that | her personal advice to any one who will help your case. She asks noth- | ff will write for it, and the following ing in return except your good will, letter simply goes to prove that the and her advice has relieved thousands, | Vegetable Compound will positively Surely any woman, rich or poor, cure female ills: i ato i This is the auto, with v~rning horn, Which delivers The World each Sunday morn. These are the kids'who rise at six | And make a dash for the comic tricks Of all the characters that may hide In the pages bright of the Punny Side. and shout, And four more pages they’ve+ taken out. (The early kid catches the Funny we II ‘This is the son with ardor great, Yor the Sporting pages he scarce can walt. He grabs them out of the Sunday World, The rest of which on the floor he's hurled. } Thoughtless youth! when he older grows He'll crave the part that away he throws. (The Magazine section and the Ed- torials, for instance.) ‘This fs the father, shaved and shorn, Who rises at ten each Sunday morn, He finds The \/orld at his breakfast plate And sees he has risen eome hours too late, No Sports, no Wants and no Funny Side— Magasine, wide. And, angry until he’s fairly hoppy, He has to send out for another copy. though he searches This is the maid who rises at four And finds the Sunday World at the door, And takes It in, like a faithful mafd, And filches the pages with “Wants” displayed. She steals that section with smiling face, And later she'll read it to seek a ‘“place.” (Beware of the early rising maid.) i i ae mee This is the daughter of tender age, Who makes a dash for the Fashion page, And Soclety news, with eager eyes, Ere the rest of the family may arlse. j She puts back the paper, shorn some more Of tts wealth of intellectual store. (She also enjoys Harriet Hubbard f Ayer’s articles for women readers.) f This is the mother, bland, serene, Who runs for the Sunday Magazine. J She scans its pages with eager eye, And hides it to read when none arey nigh. When she has ceased in The, World to delve, : Again it 1s short of pages twelve, (Pa is heard waking and calling for the Sunday World. Aha!) 4 nent This is only a sample tale Of things that on Sunday morn prevail. #