The evening world. Newspaper, October 7, 1902, Page 10

Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 53 to & Park Row, Now York. Entered at the Post-Ofice at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. VOLUME 458..... NO, 15,022. TROOPS AT THE MINES. ‘The operators have said that with proper protection assured them they could reopen the mines. Gov. Stone action yesterday in ordering the entire State militia to the mining districts assures them of this protection ant we shall now look to them to redeem their promises— not confidently and indced with a xood deal of scepti- eism as to their inclination or ability to do so. 1 But the opportunity they have professed to wish for ismow theirs and it {s for them to make a satisfactory use‘of it. Then we shall know whether they are in the right or Mr. Mitchell, who relterates his assertion that no certificated miner will return to work except as his union’ returns “even if they call ont all the troops in the United States.” ‘The temperate view taken by the strikers of the throwing of the entire National Guard ‘nto the anthra- elte region !s voiced by President T. D. Nichols, of Dis- trict No. 1, who says: “If the troops are not used for any unlawful purpose their presence in the coal flelds can- not do us any harm.” Incidentally they will insure the union protection against the odfum of the lawless deeds committed in its name by the maliciously idle who are to this great army of strikers what camp followers are to a regular army. The only danger lies in the impulsive action of some subaltern officer dressed in a little brief authority and filled with a consequent self-tmportance, It is from his kind that outbreaks usually proceed. Whe Tariff as a Tax.—Mr. Morgan's gift of 60,000 tons of coal to the poor will pay an import duty of $37,000. A nice Mttle concrete example of tariff processes. NEEDLESS FEARS. Republican party leaders are growing apprehensive of the effect on the State and Congressional tickets of the continuance of the coal strike. As one of them sald " yesterday: “We may proclaim that the strike is not a political matter; that the Republicans are in no way re- sponsible for it, and that the Republican National and State administrations are powerless to afford any relief; but arguments won't count for much with people who are suffering from co)d.” But in indulging their fears are they not reckoning without the assistance given them by Senator Hill's Democratic platform plank advocating the National own- | ership and operation of the anthracite mines? This ‘“de- lusive plan to catch the votes of those whose ignorance is only exceeded by thelr indignation” is likely to do {| more than offset any loss of Republican votes, A Difference in Men.—A Duluth man who killed himself recently left o note saying: “I have just found out what an ass I am.” Some persons only begin life when they make that discovery. ANOTHER MILITARY MAN. Another military man in the Police Department, a captain this time added to tho parterre of shoulder ministration by the appointment of retired army officers | to be headg of departments and bureaus it was argued | that a soldier, especially one on the retired list, ought | to make a superior official because of being habituated to military discipline, army methods, &c. In street clean- ing the prediction has held good; Woodbury is in many respects a worthy successor of Waring. But as a police official, after nearly a year of Part- ridge and Thurston, we have begun to have our doubts ' and what seemed so sure !s now not at all certain, There | are those, indeed, who, remembering Byrnes and his pre- decessore, are beginning to belleve that a civilian may do better than an army man as the executive head of New York's great criminal bureau. It is this spirit of | doubt which leads one to a somewhat critical view of 1 tho new appointee, Capt. Alexander R. Piper. He, too, is i on the retired Ist, but younger than his predecessor, which fs to his advantage. His army record is most creditable. But will he “sive up" to his new job? In an Inter- view yesterday Capt. Piper said that his policy will be “that of his chief first, last and all the time.” A word | well said and soldierly, but one pronouncing the death warrant of his @fficiency in office, WOMEN’S BANKS, A new woman's bank, opened in Thirty-fourth street yesterday, ended its first day's business with deposits aggregating $155,000. It seems only a few years since it | was @ difficult and somewhat embarrassing matter for a woman to secure bank accommodations. Now she ts} tempted by lures of handsomely furnished rooms, pretty | stationery, new styles in -checkbooks, so important has her. patronage become to hanks that make a specialty | of it. » . The French woman has always been a financler, the American only recently. With her emancipation has “come an understanding of business affairs the transac- tion of which in a former generation was left to the men folks. The new way is the better by far. SACRED SUNDAY SHOWS. The “sacred concert" for Sunday night amusement- seekers we know. Its inventor gave a new meaning to an old word and to that extent enriched our mother “tongue. But it has remained for another manager to provide a novelty in the matter of Sunday amusements in the form of a “sacred animal show.” Thus the proprietor of the exhibit at St. Nicholas Rink when arraigned before Magistrate Cornell yester- straps there, ie When Mayor Low marked the beginning of his ad- |‘? (2 Are you blind? Do I look Jike a girl EVERY VANT GIR_L HER_ OWN GR_UTSC. A Domestic Problem Pictured by Artist Herriman. oO ENRY_ WE Mi \ WISH | CouLo PAWN Our JE ae HER NECESSARY, ALAR [GAVE You THe FURNITURE Last EER TAKE THE HOUSE Yow AS PART PAY MENT — y ———< er \ 9399999009 0OOOD DONT MIND THAT OLLIE, NLL RAISE YOUR Wages ‘to. 5000 DOLLARS NEXT fingered — ae YO® tant il Mp "14, y 9299996090990 9G96 H+ Now BRinGET | Usep To Be CHAMPEEN AY Me WEIGHT ) Air FoRGoy ME TRICKS 5 So Dont GIT GA. Soy? —— ee Mivins 01 THIS 153A BUM LAY OUT FER TO, TAKE MEIN OVE A MOIND. Nor TO ACCIPT THE Position. The few whocan be had demand high wages and special lnes of we They are very particular, too, about the families they engage with, They are the desnotic heads of households or those who are willing to play second fiddle to the cook or chambermaid and to pay them regal wages have any chance of securing and keeping Servant girls are as soarce as coal bosses of the situation, and only diplomatic a servant this winter A BOY STILL. HER CHAMPION. RELIEF OF MIND. HE LOSES. NOT “THANK YOU.” Bene may say? Battered Bob—I merely wishes to remark that I ‘opes as ‘ow It ain't a bed ‘un. rDEOOHHH OOOO Gentleman—Hollo, my little man; why, the Inst time I saw you you were but a boy. Kid—Hy, mister, you're away off, t Stranger—Yes, you have it. Now what do you Mr. Crogan—Sure, Moike, an’ what did yes do wit’ yure dorg? Mike—Oh, he was wort’ $10 an’ O1 kep’ tinkin’ !f some wan sh'd stale ‘Im O1 could {11 afford th’ loss, so Ol gave him away, b'gorre! Snickerson—Bet there aln't another such a looking object as you in cre- ation, Laffs—I'll take you, old man. in Kansas City. Angeline—Jimmte, tf youne love me 0 an’ smash dat feller over dere. I lent him me chewin’ gum yesterday and he didn’t gib {t back ter me. : $999 929O9DD 64.406. I've HOGS a o bINES ON THE COAb FAMINE. (After James Whitcomb Riley.) By MARTIN GREEN. | When the frost 1s on the gas stove and the Ice {s in the sink, When you hear the windows rattle and the Hght 1s on the blink, When the milkman wildly asks you, while the mercury it plunks, If you want your cream in bottles or will have {t served in chunks; When your rolls come to you solld and you have to break your gruel, And you use the radiator to keep bottled beer cool, Oh, it's then New Yorkers rise from bed so frappeed they can't think, When the frost 1 on the gas stove and the Ice Is In the sink. ‘here's something kind of nipping-like about the atmosphere When the heat of summer's over and the cooling fall 1s here, Of course you miss the sizzle and the gurgle of the steam, And the flicker of the gas log when you want to sit and dream; But there's chance of exercising to make circulation quick When you have to cut your beefsteak with a shovel and a pick, Though you surely miss the sounding of the elevator's clink, When the frost {s on the gas stove and the ce is in the sink, Ther the janitor is humbled and there's anger in his soul Because he has no chance to steal the ‘trusting tenant's coal ‘The master of the household fastens ear muffs to his hat And goes out and scouts for lumber for a fire In the ffai For lights he uses candles and for warmth he uses booze, He'd start to find the North Pole if ‘twere left to him to choose, For It couldn't be much colder up on Greenland's chilly brink When the frost Is on the gas stove and the ice {fs in the sink. JOURNALISI1 IN FORMOSA. Wherever the modern Japanese goes he starts a paper, says Pearson's Weekly. Formosa has been generously blessed in this respect, and Its two dailles are well worth the sub- day charged with violating the Sunday law by giving a performance on Sunday sald by way of excuse: “It is a bacred drama, the scene representing ‘Danie! in the Lions’ Den,’ with Bonivati, one of the tra Daniel.” Perhaps the good done youthful morals by th /structive show would outweigh any harm dealt Puritanic Sabbath. dent. Why cannot the Bronx Zoological Park with its /*)fine reptile collection, which Prof. Hornaday says is sue je in- to “why should not the Aquarium provide a sacred drama dof Jonah in the whalo’s belly? Little side shows of the and the Jamb lying down together, the ravens feed- Elijah and John eating locusts would add to the p interest. It would be a great opportunity to and amuse the public. It establishes an interesting prec: | perior to anything in Europe, entertain Sunday visitors | nator / with the ever-interesting drama of Adam and Eve? Or! “Chere isn't a decided change in the jand there will be more of a roll to the| cldediy different from last y style. | “In soft hats, the doom of the Panama blocks of hats for the fall and winter |brim. Tho enly color affected by well-! These tophats are all of one this | shaped felis hus been sounded, and this | *ciption price to those who wish to keep In touch with the wear,” sald a fashion: to an jdressed men will conventional the only ditte being that for|year's will have broad brims and a| %faira in the small but Ively world for which they enter, Evening World rep this morning, black. Tho browns r to be, the young man the prop ns will Le inty Alpine eft They will be| According to accepted notions, Indeed, It is not a privitege, ‘but the fact remains that there will be \Jn favor this year, a ve not Ner, but also a duty, to sudseribe, Those residents who prefer to enough of a change to warrant every ‘even as yet put in an order for any Silk opera hats will also bo bell}. + . which are smaller In| see the affairs of their neighbors rather than their own Faaa ahi BuyineEaebaw Head alacaiog eerinneaolee jerowned and have roiling brims, and Mock than the American, ave ilkely | affairs discussed in print lose nothing by subscribing several . in the 'year-behind’ ne silk hats will have the bell| the lack-lustre morinos will not be in| {> pave Dak that iscsmal and ceanty in | times over. Reminders to that effect not infrequently enliven “In derbys the crowns will be 1a rolling . which fs yorue. appearance.” the news column. r 5 MARCONI, Je Je» TIMELY LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE. 3° se Mr. Marcont 4 Mr, 5 * Perfectling an ap- paratus for estab- te a Better Memory. le heaven help the women that Ing very little, but positively IT have: the girls who live “e, and not all, men often are hardly worth acquain- eed communt- + ot The marry them. T ha very bad j put presumably bright stu ad-|of them have an color, If you enone. 80 Fae eine 100) Pr ney cation with sub- me reader f me Var ers, and v Ket Angry, | vanced grades to rout by questions T| would come Island you would|” BROOKLYN GIRL OF BIGHTEEN. wane act OE jin w y 1 ean de’ p» my memory?| Which is very often. asked them that T learned twenty | , 9 that our girls’ comple: ois are auch ehacal Mis ey are | rt a, b oho for ta the working sO! Inins of Frivolity, der water, I do mean by pat esses, but any t High s years ago in a public school in New| finer. I refer to the workin t D) soaps ns Termsiat Hig York, Stop tho crowding and shorton | Staten Island, and not the yivis RAE |e, ing sraitor of The Evening World: pail tor of The Evening World the term and give more time to the| “ome here on a va NBULA, Wha orbccnts eanera tion ie ehuinely) too BIBLES. The Other Sido of the Story, no one do something about the} things which will enable students to “Not Forgettal.” e 0 rata ecte i) I ceranatakign ia Now why [earn a living and not merely jearn al Sarees ote frivolous, The rich exclusive set sets! the greatest ‘othe Editor of The Evening World 4 ¥ Uttle bit of a dozen things, Let the | T? the Balter of eo Rvening the example, while the pocrer classes! number of com. In regard to red-headed men making studies, which are! private schools do the polishing for| From a letter I read I answer from| Mri icuow. dventually area LA sie A husbands, I pity the women that eas a means of Hvell-| those who can afford It. , [experience that Brooklyn girls are not| heute oe affaies continues mil Lerieig| plete es ever marry them, I have two brothers thal out? With all their Mra, M. WARREN. | forgetful In regard to keeping anpoint-land enlightening pursuits will be case| issued In une yeur ire red-headed, They are surly, dis-|new methods of teaching, the children An to Girls’ Complextons, ments, but do not care to carry on| aside for those which are worthlees in| —039,706—was sent agreeable, and nothing will please them.|do not know much more, In my eatl-| 1 the Editor of The Bvening World any. further communication with men | themselven and, cntirels composed of | out In 1901 by the ruthless folly. of the present aoclety is guilty, British and For- elgn Bible Society. mation, than the graduate of fifteen or twenty years ago. 1 confess to know- and am/they meet at a dance or a party and again, They have no respect for their sisters, and think nothing of striking them, I have been to Brooklyn, day follies of which personally acquainted with plenty of know no more of. And the KA L. AFEWREMARKS| © “80 you're broke eh? Then I iehoan) | ; Fossil horses have just been discovered in the West. Fossil horse care oan be discovered any day promoting enallip transit in little old New York. A one-armed playwright was barred out by the immigration suthocitles. Perhaps for fear he might write plays with his remaining arm. ‘The country’s full of folke who ald The strikers or are fighting thein, While other folks waste time and breath To arbitrate {nviting them. ¥ ‘The lucklest man writes coal jokes and Earns cash for fuel by writing them. “Do you expect that you will beable to make a flying machine that wMl really fly?" “I'm absolutely certain of it,” an- swered the inventor. “It's no trouble at all to get a flying machine to fly. The diMculty is to make one that will let you have some {dea of which way it Is going and how it will light.”—Washing- ton Btar. ‘ it'll be a case of back to the woods with you?” “With wood at $12 cord? Not mucht’* Will Partridge follow Col, Thurston's example and add a Colonel-less Police Department to our automatic age? Considering what a relentless foe te fires Chief Croker has always beet, fires are forgivingly doing much nowa* days toward reinstating him. Ith has its embarrassments.” ‘Yes,"" answered Mr. Sumrox with @ sigh. “It's a great advantage to a man to be able to say ‘he must atay at home and work instead of being dragged around from one fashionable resort to another.""—Washington Star. ow. Words—nice, good words, and fit to | print— Can't half express the feeling } With which the public heard the news «) / Of the “conference's dealing. | So maybe Baer was not half wrong In terming It ‘a wordless song.” Veneclan towere are moving In an oppesite direction to the coal prices. ‘Do you belfeve in co-education?” “Not much, There fs usually too much *e." and too little ‘education.’ "* “I do think,” said the girl with the Julla Marlowe dimple, ta Savage can be more offensively discourteous than any woman I ever saw." “In what way?” asked the girl with | the Gibson girl neck. i “When she's tired of a caller she | makes ‘such an elaborate pretense of | suppressing a yawn that it's ten time: more Insulting than the yawn Itself would be.!’—Chicago Tribune, ' utumn brings a lot of chang e3, Indeed. Since the first of May, we've called ourselves ‘Summer Resi- donts.’ For the next seven months I sippose we've got to be Commuters, again? | Ths most expensive game of =| F, y ever played at Coney Island has cost Its) winner just a nickel. \ They must build bigger jails in Mo. If tne “antl-corruptionist” Fo. Sends more millionaires From their nice office chairs of a Je. To face the twelve vot Mrs. Housekeep—John, vou really must have the landlord come and see, for himself the damage the rain did tol our celling, } Mr. Housekeep—1 can't, without tet- ting him see the damage the children have done to the rest of the house.— Philadelphia Press. Dr, Newton says that crime in New York 1s easy. its pursuers, This 1s the season when the house-) wife beams with unselfish Joy as she! discovers that each article of the fam» fly's winter clothing has saved 7,643,~ 295,142 moths from starvation during the summer months. his teeth wit Not when compared “t k Fé r Janitor grinds For the first time In his carees J one other man has a cinch ab ¥ | own—the man who has a yea! on a steam-heated flat. To such fa- vorites of fortune the roar of the coal strike sounds like vague, faint mur: ) } murings In a half-forgotten dream. / hese dollars which they now tnbind | From rigorous control— : ; They aro not free to roam, you'll find) They're out upon parole. Ce ‘Washington Star, | 4 “] hear your little boy !s a mustoa)y genius.” i “We feared so at first, but the doctor: has decided it's nothing worse tNan curable imbecility." “What is so rare as a day in June?" | “A ray of sunshine in this measly | weather,” Prosecutor—Do you belleve the defende ant to be a man of truth and veracity?" Witness—Waal, counsellor, I can you for his truthfulness, but, as for veracity) why, some says he will and some | he won't. ‘The continued prosperity of Get Merger refutes the old Idea that millt men have no-head for busine: 1 LK, ARMSTRONG—a full Catt Cherokee Indian, is the first of his race to receive @ pension from the State of North Carolina. served for three years in the Sixty> ninth Regiment in that Stat during the civil war. DUKE OF BUCCLEUGH—Is one of, the richest noblemen in the world, He owns 450,000 acre@.o¢ land and a yearly Income of over SLumind. HOYT, ELWELL—of Eau Claire, Mich., owns the finest assortment of plonesr relics in America and keeps them all, in a log cabln built for the purpose, REED, THOMAS B.—is the most pros- perous of the five surviving ex-Speak- ers of the House. His income from law practice {8 sald to be $50,000, WERSTER, DR. C. B.—of Concord, N, H,, had in his brary a copy of firat sermon preached in New land. It was preached by” Robert) Cushman at Plymouth, Masa, Deo. 1621, . SOPIEBODIES. }