The evening world. Newspaper, October 6, 1902, Page 8

17 Vere THE WORLD! MONDAY EYEUNE OCTOBER 6, 1902, ; fon $4 0b49O404449096-64 $449.594544400448089O928292 5.84 0O9G3 909944909899 94O-5-424549O044696200069O52O10509004040008 : AFEWREMARKS| . Ghe Funny Side of Life. . sith ho Ell ag Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 53 to © “Hamlet!” ie Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Omce '¥ t New York as Second-Class, Mail Matter. Macbeth had Just murdered Banquo in at New York as Sec 5 POSITIVE LIRUDES RACHEL, SERIOUS OFFENSE. NO REASON. PROFESSIONAL. the ‘Steenth police precinct, when his —___ — VOLUME 43. .NO. 18,021. UP TO GOV. STONE. 1 It is in a crisis such as the coal strike has brought to Pennsylvania that the public recognizes the limita- tions of a machine-made Governor. What a man of action would have done two months ago Gov. Stone still refrains from doing. He has temporized and delayed as Pennsylvania Governors have temporized and delayed before in times of strikes and the result now as then has) been needless bloodshed. “Coward!” hissed Lady Macbeth, in blank verse. ‘Dost fear the New York cops?"* “No, answered the unhappy wretch; “Jt's the Hoboken police that give me cold feet.” Utterly unmanned, he rushed down to encounter the ghost. Husband—What's wrong with that house we looked at yesterday? Wife—It's too big. Husband—Well. the one we visited to- aon then?" PDPDVIVGSS 999 9-9-9909.9-9-0G9G99 sma! ‘ If the Governor when the strike situation became , hat sort of @ hou! a acute had proclaimed his intention of affording atsolute WeAInSrENow cieealien You've sae adams At do, sot Propose to commit ‘ Now, , vself!—Boston Pos! 0 Protection, by military force if necessary, to operator) % some real practice. What position Bhe Well) 10 em alaraelwiaow, This fs a bad year for elephants. Cen- gnd striker alike in the anthracite mining districts, it would you like to try for? taat's no reason why I should marry tral Park Tom dled, writhing, from @ POOF 000% can hardly be doubted that the strike would now be Freshman—I'd like to carry the a hayseed! AbeA GE cyanide ana the’Gs Oo bla even over. We shovld then not be confronted by the coal SEES THOUGHTS now squirming from an overdose of famine and by the unhappy list of victims of affrays be- WAY, WAY UP. HIS 7 . scarce coal. “he elephant may not even tween the mine police and a lawless element for which ‘be seen, at prewent, In the Tenderloin. 4 it is unjust to hold the strikers responsible.’ At a time of crisis like this a little display of force is @ dangerous thing. If exerted at all it should be full) 2 and adequate, in justice to each party to the dispute.) * In the end a full policing of a strike district by the State ¢. fs almost inevitable and a dilatory course of action,| 2 Postponing and delaying for the sake of political expe- a @iency almost always defeats itself. Mlinofs and Ohio ‘3 @s well as Pennsylvania can cite unfortunate citizen E conflicts as cases in point. Lightning never strikes twice in the same place. The New York team alwaye strikes the same place. And that place 1s the last place. Cornstalks sixteen feet in height j Kansas farmers have sent on K To amaze the public eye In the burg of Washington. But they'll look like tiny biades Of grass upon a sun-scorched knoll If their height is tut compared To the price of Eastern coal, 99> Misa Cutting—I'm surprised to see you here, Mr. Sgftielgh. 1 thought you were travelligg {n Europe Softlelgh—Weally, T aw—did think of going, doncherknow, but aw—at First Comedian—Well, my mother can't say, when I tell her of my mar- riage, that I might have looked high- er! Prof. Eesey—And you say you had a college education? Oh, if you had improved your opportunities you NEAR THE TOP. the Inst moment I changed me mind Second Comedian—And why not, Justice—What's he up for? Van Buren—Is your typewriter new. might be a successful professional Miareenaerne mene yours you + Perhaps it was well to remove Thurston as {t has Miss Cutting—Indeed. But I am pray? Officer—Disturbin’ the peace, Yer or second hand? man. dot cation, in early Mfe?" “No, “sir,” sae | % o 5 < ! a pas — h—! 1 Well, "er ¥ ‘een well to transfer and shake up the rank and file of sure you couldn't have lost anything First. Comedian—Well, [ married Honor! He woke me up, Yer Honor! Washington — Why — er — second Henry the Touch—Huh! Well, do ewered, rhe politician: alt 1 had learned the aeronaut! Justice—Ten days, hand, I suppose, She's a widow. look like er ammyture? by making the change. Miss Sky district Would think I was puttin’ on airs and driftin’ away from the hearts of the people.”—Washington Star. ‘the Police Department. All the changes made are “for the good of the service.” But the head remains, a weak |? ‘and incompetent head, and until it !s removed a com- THE AUTOMATIC AGE IS “TRIED ON THE DOG.” Should Senator Clark decide to buy j ‘plete reformation of denartment methods {fs impractic- that racing stable he may in time lure il able. For whatever Thurston's offense Commissioner ie LeSTAGAEAIE SFr enn owas Partridge was responsible for it as for the general de- Moralization of the force. “I can't give you a decided answer to || It is encouraging to observe that the Mayor has Pesan Seti ratty Cas IETS progressed to a point near the top. Another step and What do T want to ‘ask mamma,’ , ‘we may have the consummation devoutly wished and all too, for? Think I'm a measly Mormon?’ too long delayed, i a —— : The mosquito and the open car are iN , the last two vestiges of summer left an CRIME AND CRIMINALS. Gazay Lean—The poor pup can't keep But I guess that'll help him to stay “Pll just send him ahead to clear the OfMcer—Help! Is this a kidnappin’, or “Say, I'll have you up for arson, bat- blooming in Gotham. Gen, Booth, commander of a mighty religious army up; that’s evident in the procession. track. what? tery, resistin: an‘officer,: fest drivin’ an ogre! a ic ever marching us for war against sin and competent on cin I IS Ric Scipio ar mnro Buc 8 Bl hseavaraateten ated pecan eae | to speak on such matters, says that there has been no DEEDS OF DARING. A HUSTLER NEEDED, SPEED MADNESS, BRIGHT OUTLOOK. AGN SKIRMISH $ marked increase or decrease in crime during the past’ 353) ° @|_ “No, I never complain at my young | wife's cooking. It keeps me in fine ® | trainin; Q| “Training? What for?’ ® “I'm a dime museum sword-swallower © | and glass-eater.” » twenty years. Here in New York we have 33 prisoners im the Tombs awaiting trial for murder and the Suprema Court reopens to-day with 8,400 cases on the trial term ealendar, a great increase over previous years. In th® City Court the number of cases awaiting trial Is more than 4,000. Thus for this community at least the par- dicular examples tend to discredit the general observa- tions of the Salvation Army’s leader. ‘ Dr. Robert S. Newton, in some remarks on erime in yesterday's Sunday World, said that “in no city In the world but New York are men whose pictures are in the Rogues’ Gallery and known to every police oficial al- lowed to enter reputable hotels, restaurants and the- atres.” And it might be asked does any other great city allow ex-convicts to take out licenses to open sa- loons and other resorts? » Nowhere else is the “ticket-of-leave’ man so ten-j| ¢ “Why do you insist on getting, me me,¢ upper berth In the sleeping car ¢ the habitually austere lady. | answered her irrepressible niece, @ |fave been oxpesting for 80 Taany, yeere $ | to find somebody under your bed that SL thought \t might relieve your mind 4 B]to have all doubts on the subject re- » | moved at once,”—Washington Star. If you couldn't reside In this land of the ¥ free, What land would you choose for your home?” queried he. And the Young Thing replied from her neat on his knee: “Oh, Lap-land, I tnink, ts the nicest for me!” Tramp—Hev youse a axe handy, ma'am? Lady—No, we have no use for one. Cholly—Aw, I say, Fweddy, let's 69 something desperate and bweak Woignt. into the hewole class Auto Manufacturer—How fast does i ‘Tramp—Den maybe youse hey & aa derly treated as here. Society, once very intolerant of ¢ Fweddy--Ail wight, dear boy, your employer wish his automobile Patient—I'm tired of waiting. wood saw? Perry Belmont and Battery Dan have him, now shuts her eyes to hts career after his prigon! ¢ What shall we do? world owes usa ivin'? to ge You've been treating me for two Lady—No. g mutually placed each other on the Met } ‘term ends and does not inquire about him until an-) ¢ Cholly—Somethmig extwaordinary, hE could French Chauffeur—Monsteur want years, Tramp—T'anks, ma'am. Would ® | of “unrecognizabies.” naa | done yow. Haw, have ity we'll er collect eet to gO so fast zat ze milestones Doctor—Patience, my dear sir! youse kindly gimme sumthin’ ter 2 other crime, perhaps the chopping off of a man’s head.| + 4.4 cfast food fo look like ze continuous chalkline. surely shall have you dle a well man eat? 3 First Small Boy—Did you throw any horrifies ber with its ghastly details and enlightens her FOGODIDISHHOSHLOSS $:96S-04-9OOH0HOOH® | old shoes after your sister whi joy—Ni fs to the ease with which the ex-convict has been en- Odd 306 mE® 809.000. married? Second Smal! I threw all my mother’ abled to live down his prison record in the community. Tt would appear that from our old hard way cf deallag gwith him we have progressed to an extreme of indul- NOT APRIL 1, EITHER. The Sergeant in the Bast Thirty-ffth street police station was dozing In a chair, shortly after 4 o'clock this morning, adelphia Record, ‘4 Said the President of the Railroad te the President of the United States: “Ite when he was awakened by the violent ringing of the tele-| a tong time between settlement se peaaal The acaretty of an > coal this fire or lower tae temperature of they is its “cooking.” which alls for more} coal is not received, the gases escaping | phone bell h : n r With soft coal these dampers! alr than can be had tnrough the body | up the chimney. “Hello, what's wanted?" he shouted through the ‘phone. | « winter promises to ¢ persons whos? uy mney. . what's wanted? t ‘What did people read before the dayw THE ST. LOUIS BOODLERS. Homenvarelheated ty furnavesimade tor be left open all the time. ‘The fir and unless this air ts sup-| The draft openings in the ashpit door, “Yes, this Is the thirty-ffth street station.” of the historical novel?” * The conviction of a millionaire traction magnate In ' i . (85 I in the combustion of soft ¢ e the fire, the best heat of the] or under the fire do not need to be open} ‘There was a pause. “The hysterical novel.”* ig burning anthracite coal to resort toa an as widely or kept open as long as they} “What's that you ay?" he exclaimed, ‘three dead bodies would in burning anthracite coal, With| carried into No. 43 Eagt Twenty-sixth street during the) Has the old-time bracing autuma ®t. Lowis and his sentence to five years in the peniten- Sorts of expedients to secure fuel which tiary for bribing o councilman is a far greater gain for) {oan be used in them, mays the St. Louis the same amount of bottom draft 1t 18] night, and nobody allowed to see them?” weather gone on strike? At municipal purity than a similar conviction and senten °\p st-Dispatch. The most common sub- customary to give anthracite coal the| Dropping the ‘phone, the Sergeant jumped for the an- ) ' " . pn ransaoNar, at- Dispatch oat ft coal would burn too freely and cfator, A loud gong, and a half dozen policemen ran! Mrs. Hicks—What do you call that Meial could have been. Too frequently} Ate 0 ) nunetfator. gong, P t doy " of the bribed one eae ea as DiI Tatitute tor anthracite will be coke, ‘This much of the best heat be lost. It should] from the rear room, aD inlthe Danke tel er torte ‘the mar: who gives the bribe goes tree while the Ven-/ vi gary in an anthracite furnace just be remembered also that the funnel pipe! “Get down to No. 435 East Twenty-sixth street and inves-| Mrs YiskscWell Ton’ know either. meance of outraged justice is visited on the man who]. well as the hard coal into ite enlnney, which with hard coal/ tigate this,’ the Sergeant yelled at the foremost of the men, i went in there yesterday 52) loos hi i 4 P usually 1s kept partly closed durin . ow lange a balance Mr, 8 has now, takes. } But the problem ch Is of esvectal Dt Pi during | handing him the memoranda he had written. BO ha Sad CUR a eae thine nu content moderate weather, should be kept near-| In an instant the file of men had departed. The Sergeant ly open all the time to allow the free} sat down. Suddenly he jumped to his feet. passage of smoke when soft coal ja used. | “Fooled again!" he ejaculated, ‘No. 435 1s the Morgu “Have you heard the bad news? Me In starting a fire after soft coal has} Buch is “reform."* Slugger, the great centre rush, bas just once been used {t will not be necessary been fired from the foottiall eleven.” to remove all of the coal which was left SPECTACLE-MAKING. Daas He is the best player we've tell me.—Somerville Journal, The prosecution of Snyder was based on incriminat-!joterest ta householders in cities and ing facts revealed by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch tn an) torna where coke in not easily obtain Investigation likely to be ever memorable in the history | able is how to burn bituminous coal in rampai gainst municipal uption. © furnac! , of newspaper campaigns against municipal corruption, TELA Gt inmate eee . man eae “a burning soft coal is a direct dra CONGRESSMAN SULLIVAN, lea Sey Ania Nae jany, anthracite furnaces have such con- Strictly speaking, it is perhaps a trifle premature to) struction. Most hem have a crooked} ail Mr. Timothy 1. Sullivan Congressman, but with ajdraf:, elther down or lateral, and the majcrity of 20,000 in his district for hie opponent to/*ToKe—in order to reiain ail the heat” re 2 B tO} casses through numerous small flues be- overcome and the ¢lection only a month away the risk) fore passing out of the chimney. When| may be taken. As the representative of Wall street and. these flues are small they will Auten S| 9 i vith soo) coal burned fe the Bowery “Tim” may be said to have double honors, ! 8!th & af FE and then the f ace will not draw, Inj thrust upon him, but all conversant with his career) ces where these flues are large, say | coal will burn about} over after the old fire went out, but after freeing the firebox from the ashes It has been estimated that the product of American opt!- “He was; but he's suddenly become the; fresh fire may be kindled on top of | cal goods manufacturers exceeds yearly 6,000,000 pairs of spec- | bald.” the'old coal, In most cases. While the | tacles and eyeglasses, says the Jewellers’ Weekly. One com- anthracite fire ts raked from the bottom | pany alone manufactures nearly 1,800,000 pairs annually,|, President Roosevelt is resolved ¢e ! the bituminous should be packed down| which is probably ten times as many as were made in the | eave no Stone unturned, from the top. If It is attempted to burn | entire United States during any one year previous to 1860. ir 'y S| Me di hy ve came the soft coal in the same way as hard| ‘The question has often arisen as to where they all go. The|to yore nee coma.” rep tokg. em ‘of, coal {t will result in failure, as it re-| United States contains some 78,000,000 people, and about one| probably, trying to button her shirt= quires a treatment quite the reverse, | out of every five should wear glasses; yet not all of our | Waist uP the back."—Philadelphia Prese. but with proper attention to details, 88) reoauct is consumed by the American people. Owing to the outlined, the soft coal will give satis-| nigh standard of ugiformity, accuracy, durability and work- AM lot of men are wishing just now that TT a ; know how worthy he ‘s of these honors and how com-|%x!2 or Lat Sa es faction in domestic use. manship in general, the American products are now being | they had stayed in the primaries Instead 4 petent to administer the trust devolving on him. A man|**, See e ee eet the elbexiig ot toe In every furnace there will also be | exported, with but few exceptions, to every civilized coun- | Of venturing Into the more advanced ' s who on the one hand can outtalk Chimmie Fadden and! ques with soot, perfect combustion in! PN lal adel eta Be eM YC Tey ’ | Political classes, mm } on the other show a bank account of $400,000 accumu-| the firepot ts the chief remedy. This can | Airmen burning aeotti oon!’ (these: Huse is la Sulcide is the one crime whose sue- ee Ee eet sel should be cleaned at least once every MONETARY UNITS. cessful consummation the law never 3 r eto tered jp a fow wee on @ salary of $1,600) {6 surely ®l ihe frepot through the feed door. The eapable representative of this widely differing con-! following directions, which are de- » e atituency. | ctnred by the best furnace builders to : What an inspiring career has been Sullivan's! The| #!¥* © n | i one h a hard coal furnace to burn hs mewsboy counting his pennies, the bootblack his nickels,| core coal with comparatively > ean say: “'Tim Sullivan was once doing this,” and reflect | bie | Som the true grandenr of o repubiic which exalts the| Int een do, sg yer sarpace tages ™ te a slide damper to admit air over * lowly, when deserving, to the places of the most high.| are, and the same is true of most of t | i two weeks and sometimes oftener. If| ‘The average person, brought up to think of the cost in| Punishes. ‘ soft coal {s allowed to burn properly,|the units of his country, finds, In moving to a land wher it will largely consume even its own| the unit ts higher, that It takes months, sometimes years, to soot, after the coal has become thor-| adjust his ideas, says the London Chronicle. An American, oughly (gnited. Persons using grate} accustomed to think in dollars, will spend a pound in some- SOMEBODIES. fires will have noticed this, When the] thing which he would not have bought had It been priced in | |fire {s firat started the top and sides of| dollars, On the other hand, on the Continent he will not |CARSON, MIS3-a daughter of Kit Car- | the openjng Into which the grate is! purchase at 2 francs that which he would have bought for| son, the famous Fremont scout, is re- set will be covered with soot, but after! fve dollars, As he stands in a shop, with some desired ar-| ported dying. This aiagraw of Acturnadalalowe tneaaece GrEteRt In! ie 4 hich wnouta| the, com! has all become red, a great |¢icle in his hand, the sound of “one pound” ts not half go |FREEMAN, PROF.—our Consul at bi AR fa famace shows the check draught in the door, which should) portion of the soot burns off. A soft} deterrent as the sound of “five dollars,” and “twenty-fve| Copenhagen, believes Germany will P opened to cause perfect combustion of soft coal; alsy the other draughts and] coal fire does not need to be fed as! franca" 1s quite alarming to the ear. No doubt a monetary| some day absorb Denmark, as the lea tes, ‘often as most persons feed it. junit of smal! value makes for economy in a nation, Kalser {s sald to covet that little king. — dom, “ LAVA LAND, | @ORKI. MAXIM—the Russian novelist, se se TIMELY LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE. 3° J | om ACOA | felon duty to choc! and nae ater Will enable any “As they are now s0 “Tim' was once. Energy and an|+ now fn use. When anthracite eye to the man chance and thrift, exceeding thrift. have! ©! \s ured these dampers are k ed to deaden the open 4 r Morin What ho tn, Jonty when it ts di _ Persona with moral scruples will be glad to learn t yo Mr Gullivan has no small vices. He does not drink or | So wmMoke. It is true he owns resorts whose patrons are not Ngo abstemious and where they are expored to less inno-| y! and the land In Beane armeytecte: ao 8 a boy Ra 6 ‘i | K hes watlkes miles to io nearest towa Sent Indulgences, ut Mr. Sullivan is not his brother's | Usgests os Petition, Staten Island Is noted for Its beautiful, ladies are found there, Three times have walked from Twenty-first street,mean they should spend an amount of we anaes Of! where free education could As ‘ob- to the extent of refusing to furnish him his fun 7 0" Eétior of The 1 ge World | young Ind!es, In my opinion t vst | three cheers for our Staten Lsland the Post-OMiece In thirty minutes, |money on them. Lost night a gentle- sulphuroun Bal tained, It is rumored, however, that | Now t so'ng Up beyond the| beauciful are to be found In Stapleton | beauties! Beat them tf you can. fair walking only. Ls fata ‘money. | {reach of the poor man's pocketbook, [| It is a rare thing Indeed, to find a Sta- Mt le gentleman, good timber for a Congress-| think it's about time to call a 11 pleton: you: 1g Indy t cannot lay ¢ um | Quick Walking. hy» With cn experience of thirteen years at Alban bes that by ding a petition to tae] to some beauty 1 e all that! To the E : ning Wo: To the FAitor of The Evening World: Reseitipneni tietpr-mpuiactievel te oar | upen ROUSE, H. C.—the New York capitalist i ey Did Richard Mansfield eyer play in|for the ticket: faying he had a gold| STRAN NGE and railway president, will go with nia the Governor| could be desired in feature, form and |. F, Coady's question, as| "Dr, Jekyl and Mr, Hyde?" plece he didn't wish to’break. I politely | RANG! Gen, Miles to the Philippines. shi tnsfde knowledge of New York polities, could do this, 1 8. | manners. If there 1 4 ¢ bil Ne f STEPHEN AND HARRY. | refused to go. However, I d laas| To attract cus. Cy “gntt-corporation legislation,” he 1s ae , 4 ers. If there be any doubters of} to a man’s ability to walk from Nine- NAD + | rel . ee 80 not slags attract cis-|SHELLDY, MISS KATE—who, as @ Ing. “‘ant!-cor v4 nother Admirer’s Tenttmony. | the truth of this assertion let them on| teenth street to Wall street In twenty) «Why More Men Don’t Marry.” | 2), allke: hore are. many. ‘men. BS, tom an undertaker) rniid, saved a trainioad of passengers " practical and serviceable man to repro-| Te the Editor of The Evening World: any fine evening waik on Bay, Broad,| minutes, T should say if the party WAS|Te the Bdlior of The Bvening World if 16 aK wan too part joular. | at Brussels 1s sell-| from death by crawling over a ehaky ¢ ‘than'a Webster would be. Oratory is; 1 fUlly agrec with "Staten [stand | Canal, Water or in fact any street in|» good walker and went either on side-] Why more men don't mary: In my mes cant particule: ne) tne Btamps.as. te bridge to give warning, is now quite Chap” Jn his claim that the Staten | Stapleton and they will be forced to ad-|walk or in the road, according to the | opinion they aren't generous enough to| KMOw My, ideal tn aha old and has just been engaged ap * Ikand young ladies are beautiful,| mit that the most beautiful young|crowd ahead of him, he might do it. I Gitis, a they should be. By that I don't % nurse Ip an Iowa asylum, ‘ae,