The evening world. Newspaper, September 8, 1902, Page 8

“4m any department of ctiy government. _ Meved the Bridge crush, the schoo! authorities have not ; Sem'and torned the victim over to the police, who locked | irom out the dark and driving Bim up over might tn a ce!l without further attention. rain, ) Ih the morning, as he was still unconsctos, the ambu-)f YO" muse not hold me pack nor | weep, * Yance was again summoned, the fracture was discovered | ‘Gnd the poor victim of ignorance and brutality was re- 4s not an ideal home for a nervous invalid, and in the m-| steep. York as Gtcond-Class Mall Matter. waren) «MO, 14,908. | ~ 48. es THINGS NOT DONF. 8 > Me Mityor ‘Low returns to hits desk refrevted With his | {5 vacation he will tmve to note with pam that not much! ¢ eas been ‘done during ‘bis absench tn the way of reform g : Gh President Cantor has not put up any mew signs on the ‘Witeet cortiers, Commissioner Lindenthel has not re- JOKES OF OUR ony er once was played ven Y could be forgot; Dan Cupid was the banker bold And marriige was the po Drovided wétittonal seats for the additional children, ‘Coimmifisioner Monroe wants $700,000 more for his de- partment, Commissioner Wells has muddled the whole question of assessments and District-Attorney Jerome Mow Jack ‘oe held 1; eo fd" fms not putea end to police blacinall. ah cre wale ee ‘Last and worst of all tile Mayor will find that gam- And yet no chance she stood Another had a diamond flush, Bling instead of being suppressed is on the increase, that Bew gambling-houwses are being opened every day, that Polfeemen are now acting as lighthouses and steerers for the gambling-bouses and that Commissioner Part- ridge has evidently no control of the situation ” Tie record of reforms that have not been accom- DMshied in the last three weeks or indeed tn the last eight months ts distreesingly long. ix But hers, too, was not ‘good @ Now lint, kind reader, to my tals ‘This {s the strangest pant: rhe pot was taken in by one Who simply had—a Beart THR DRESSMAKERS. Mra, Shortmoney—I wonder what the dresmmakers’ convention will do? Mr. Shortmoney—Do? I know. They'll Mettiig Momotonous—“Boolety folks to gtre-renl circus! Don't tiie society folks give the public a ren! circus all the time? ands, as they always do. CUPID'S TRUST. “How ere Mr. and Mrs. Twetve-n- Week, on!y two months married, going to meet the coal bills this winter?” “Their love hasn't grown cold enough rat to permit consideration of any such foolish matter as that.” BORROWED JOKes. DOCTONVS WISDOM. Young Physician—Lt it 1s tmpoanible to determine the nature of the disease what is the proper thing to do? Old Doctor—Look wise and say noth 3 ing.—Chicago Dally News SCHOOL DAY, _ ‘The Platoons of children moving to school to-day, (@nly ‘@ few of thom like snafls unwillingly, would make ‘Bn-imposing sight if marching in solid procession down Bros@way. Half a million of them, enough to keep the “L” trains crowded all day long! Future presidents— of banks, trusts and perhaps of the Republic. Possibly ® Patti among the girls—or a Mary Anderson. Young fleas about to take their first shots at life's target and to be trained in marksmanship by teachers of a high a@rade. A wonderful expansion from the little red Sehoolhouse of early days. | * fhe man who wrote what next to “Tom Brown at Rugby” is the best sthool story in Pnglish, “The Hoosier Behoolmaster,” and who died last week aged only a ew Years past sixty saw much of this development of the ENTIRDLY DIFFERENT. Mrs. Timmins—John, 1 must say you re the narrowest-minded man I evet y¥aw. You have an fden that nobody is wer right Wut yourself ‘American school. Between the cabin-like schoolhouse ne Mr, Timmins—Better look to tome. or which he wrote and the palatial Wadlelgh High Were you ever willing to admit that School opened in Harlem to-day, what a contrast! A|@anybody was right who differed from 1 sehool with gymnasiums, lunch rooms, reception rooms, Mire. Pinmlw=That's an entire dit storage for bicycles, a room for drying wet clothing, | @¢erant thing, and you know It, John évery facility for comfort and health, a piace for keep- | {2)'immins. —Boston Transcript ing the body sound while the mind {is acquiring wisdom. | ‘The little red schoolhouse was good but we have changed it for a better. y | GOAT WAN Wifey (who Is doing her own cooking Jnow)—I can't seem to make ttle enough f anything, I wikh some poor hungry jay. + Babbath ts all right, but isn't Commissioner Partridge pushing it too far when he says: “I am not going to talk Hubby (who hasn't mucn appetite about police business on Sunday?’ Why not? y)—Yeu, we ought to keep a goat say a goat can eat anything.—Philn- elphia Bullet OOOOOO0. SO OOOO OUR MADCAP PRESIDENT. = As if to show that hia recent trolley-car experience [ 8 fn Pittsfield had not diminished his ardor xd enthusi-t § asm, President Roosevelt yesterday variod the monotony SOMEBODIES. i of his reception at Chickamauga by leading his escort a|PHIT. ALFRED-the South African * zi t] mllllonatre, is reputed to be the wealth. mad gallop through tho National Fark at inv bighes Tea ien stn ihe! World. “Hie VfortneT| te speed of his spirited mount, an animal especially seleceed 1d to exceed $1,000.000,0W, was made within a period of twoity-five years. CZAR OF RUSSIA, TITE—has bean tak, {ng lessons in painting to amuse bis Ieimure, ahd Ie reported to have de- veloped qitite a tient ia this direc ton, for him and placed at his disposai by one of the officers of the Seventh Cavalry. As the escort wa) unprepared for such a burst of spedd there were some inishaps in tle ranks. A fall from a galloping horse {s hardly less dangerons than a eoilision with a trolley car, and many of those Who! JONES, ALIRED D.—the man who| Started out on horseback camo back {n ambulancos, i fountted Omaha, fa still living in that | Again {t seems necessary to repeat that the President | '” pened aottnara PUbESINCRE Kiet STEWART, JOHN T.—Is one of tho Owes the nation the duty of no! hing bis fo unneces:) richest farmers ip Kansas, On arrly- ing In that Stnte five years ago he borrowed $50 from a friend to pay rental on a piece of Innd, and to-day he is worth $2,000,000. — Barily, and that the people would I'he to hava the Presi- dent show more dignity. Mook His Defent Seriously—The captain of a defeat’ aiiateur baseball nine hee gone insane because of mortl- fication. He regards himself aw disgraced for lifo because the opposing team made twenty-slx runs to one made by his own nine. Ridicule ts hard to bear, but a more elaatic mind would have bobbed up serenely and tried ft again. | Mr. Tennyson's remark about rising o: the stepping A SAILOR’S SUMMONS. Something white Mme up last night; 1t was the mist, perhaps, er rain; stones of our dead eelves to higher things applies to} ft Wheeled about, flashed tn and out, Or And beckoned ‘gainst the window boas ; j pane: hase {J 1 was a bird, no doubt—no doubt, THE AMBULANCE SUROEON AGAIN! |] And wit not come arain 8 ‘With decent attention and ordinary surgical care the |} And something beat with slow re- pent, And heavy ewell, the old sea-wall; and piercing Mfe of John Schimpf, jr., of Brooklyn, who fractured hiy| ; Shell in 2 fall from a trolley car Saturday night, might Yave been saved. When he was picked up insensible on the street with a wound on the top of his head extend- 1 ing two tnches behind hts right ear nn ambulance was | called for from .St. Mary's Hospital. The ambulance @urgeop Promptty diagnosed the case as one of alcohol-| he boatawain's Tho sails were set—and yet, and yet, {t may have been no boat at all. But {£ 4o-night a sail should leap For I must sail a trackless main To find and have, to hold and keep, What I have sought so long in vain. Yurned to the hogpital, where he died without regaining; consciousness. * ‘The first physician tn expimining his mistaken and| inexcusable diagnosis says: ‘There were no symptoms| T need no chart of sea nor sand, Nor any blazing beacon y |} My prow against wild waves shall}! @ , of concussion of the brain that I could see.” Would it) stand 1S ot be worth while to overhaul the management and} Until ft the blessed bar, ® be ves of human || Abd 2 run up the ing strand ‘@acipline of a hospital which places the lives of human Wiierdimy dost y a atare lane Beings at the mercy of such practitioners” Flavia Rosser in Nattonal. ‘OOOO THE WORLD: MONDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER oy 000 Ts Powers ODOO®) @ LOOO OOO D Yiiglt \ whet N\A Quay-'F WE DONT 'T Wit. END US’ MoRGAN — WHO'S “Thebend of the strike is in sight,” So; ays Prophet T. C. P., Who. sees it must end, all right, A BIG APPETITE. Mrs, Hippo—They didn't invite my tusband ¢o the feast, did they? Mr. Lec—No, they said the trust rything so high that they @) couldn't afford to feed him, Actress—Thera ts one thing. | a manager who knows just what to @) do when I lose my diamonds. *) Friend—Notifies the police, eh? naa FREE ADVERTISING. Thave No, notifion the reporters. GOHOOOG OQDQOGQOE WOQOODDOOQOOOO) Ort "twill end the poor G, O. P. TERRIBLE. Inquiry Editor—Here is @ query that ts too much for me. Sporting Editor—What ts it? Inquiry Editor—Why a man wants to know tf he would have to take a ‘course in & barbers’ school before he ould shave {ce at a soda water counter, REAL WOE- Stranger—Poor man! 1 suppore you don't Know where your next meal is coming from, ¢h? Weary—Woes'n that, sir. I don't even know where my next drink 1s coming from. DIDDODODOODHDHFGOGDIIDOOOIHDHOHHHOS YM) ra END THId COAL. STRIKE, Soon! DODOOOO, THE COAL STRIKE WiLL END NEXT WEEK,oR THE WEEK , FoLLowinG- O10, gmooTe 7OM THe STAR 3999 0809 joo BOOooD} 2 300 50 Us.! @ Clerk—Here is what we call mes- senger boy bathing sults, Lady—Messenger boy? Clerk—Yes—guaranteed not to run. Lady—Then they must be fast. Clerk—Yes. Lady—Well, who ever heard of 25 1} @ 0} 3 o fast messenger boy? You had better coname them, young man. WHIRL OF EXCITEMENT. City Man—But ¢ountry life must be 80 dull; you have no excitement. Farmer Ragweed—No excitement? & Why, say, didr't you never set andS read tne patent medicine almanac®) and wonder what disease you were ® goin’ to have next? OUR VOLCANIC NEIOHBOXS, | It 1s reassuring to be told from Washington that the! German shel!s which battered the Haytian gunboat in) the harbor of Gonaives did no damage Whatever to th» {kMotiroe Doctrine and that that previous safeguard of our !7 the BAitor of The Hvening World continental suzerainty is still whole and intact. TnL thoreieny placa: th) New Tonks ah Apply at Cooper Union, or ¥ ity where a young man eapital, There is enough going on around us to keep a timid, wtudy law without having ‘to pay for patriot awake of nights. Our filibusters seem to be help-| 8 tuition? If there are no such places, | Kindly state the most reasonable place, where the fee for learning Is riot too P, J: O'NEILL. x View, ig World ing both aides in the Colombian revolution, Venezuela A Single peterests of common humanity something wiil have to be | lone with tiayt!, which we don’t want ourselves and: 7? [8 Felt Tae Even We n President Who “swea ” right. That the Coaj Trust does wrong we ra by the army” and! 19S justification for wrongdoing by are more jn accord with those of Kalser} the trades unions. Mr. Hewitt fs right, of William McKinley. Taken altogether | “Tabor should be fr But what Mr, ‘stump" Darcy of freedom of labor he should work for the single tax, which is the best means for securing the freedom both. of labor and P. AITKEN Ake “Darey” and “Hite.” To the Miltor of The Evening W Kindly explain the way to pronounce Henry Miller's play Guards,” whether the “D" ts pronounced separately or as one word. height’ pronounced as it is spelled ot the Also, is i ; In re your pithy editorial ontitied “Wwnhat) "00 rei fitth we don’t want any ono else to take. Mr, Hewitt Forgets," please allow me|™\, ne alah 5 TAQ, The altiation wohld be moro setistactory if we did one word. Two wrongs cdnnat make one! AY ONUy © a Strena Talk Over. To the Wiltor of The Evening World: Comparing Roosevelt's talk on, the with his official inaoti as timid ‘Hewitt forgets or ignores or denies is| Governor about the Ice Trust, the timid patriot may not bo wholly, Ter itor cannot be free unt!l land teed Intended to double the priGk of tee, olson: Bh rsd It Mx, Howstt really Gestres the with the “Minyor'y umplication, all the | fist end red wiriped @hirt, who canteen * TIMELY LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE. w Mrenuousness apparent in the .talk and none in the performance of the Gov- ernor of New York, and the interested official manipulation which necessarhy ntred in the Mayor, who, in mal+ | feasance, 1s accountable to the Gover- Wdr, escaped from the official account+ ability in all but the popular verdict, All that reflects the demegogue, more than principle, and may apply to the President, too, being the same perton, who Is now again on a stumping tour, A Seventy-Word Barbecue. | To the Editor of The Evennig W ‘There {s a public nuisance in a sample of lowest type of man covered with better raiment than a real honest man a ed pup, in hip last teygtiabech ig ‘end whose gross flesh is extended like| the readers of The Ryening Worl @ practice while saturated with other | people's whiskey to annoy the passen- |kers on Fulton street cars from the bridge to Myrtle avenue, Brooklyn, with An Indian Vest Decorated with Elka’ Teeth. Indian Squaw in Gown Studded with Elke’ Teeth. When a New York woman, or indeed a civilized woman anywhere, wishes to impress the world with her wealth, she adorns herseif with many diamonds. ‘With the samo end in view an Indian equaw makes uso of elk tecth. For whenever she wishes to bo particularly impressive she arrays herself in @ dark-blue blanket-jacket covered with row after row of glittering ivory. And the more teeth the more splendor. As big game grows each year more and more scarce, elk teeth have become correspondingly valuable, until now they have assumed the rank of treasures. This 1s because thero are but two ivory teeth in each animal, They are found 1n the upper Jaw and constitute the only iive ivory now to be found on the North American continent. Thelr value 1s determined by size, color, shape and markings made by grass stains, which are known as “eyes.” In color they are {vory, green or red. ‘The colored teeth are found only ’ in graves where they have been buried with their owners. » The Jade-green tint 4s tho rarest and moat valued, the Pappoose in Elks’-Teeth-Covered {dea being that the raro color 1s produced by the decom- Sip. ; position of the body, The red shade {s obtained by burial with the blanket. Matched, teeth range in price from % to $100 per pair. A fine jacket has on an avergge 400 4 teeth and tts value ranges anywhere from $1,500 to $400,000 or even more. The foundation of the garment is dark-blue broadcloth or blanket cloth, with narrow bands of white edged with scarlet about the throat, sleeves and bottom. There is usually rich beadwork about the neck and down the shoulder seams in epaulette fashion, ‘Dhe garment sometimes stops a little below the walst or often reaches to the heels. The teeth are pierced through the root and tled on through these holes with Uttle leather thongs In symmetrical rows. When there are some of the precious grave teeth these are arranged in olusters and placed where they will show to the best advantage. @his garment usually follows the distaff side of the house and descends from mother to daughters. Imitation elk teeth are made by the Indians and sold to the unwary traveller, But a squaw holds them In about the esteem that the fastidious daughter of civilization accords to rhinestones. GERMAN IDEA IN MONUIENTS. SPECTAGLES AND CLIMATE Dr. Hull, of Pasadena, reads a needed: lesson to Eastern physicians who arc Indifferent to or ignorant of the power- ful Influence for evil of eye-strain upon the general system, and who send their patients to Callfornia instead of to the home oculist, says American Medicine, “Tt Is surprising,” he si how many neutasthenics cross the continent tn gearch of health who have uncorrected errors of refraction, which are the largest factors in their breakdowns.” ‘The “glaré of the sun" In this land of sunshine compels them upon arriving to seek the local ocultst there,’ who, In: re- ueving eye-strain, relieves also the stomach trouble, the headaches, the In- somnia, depression of spirits, spinal exhaustion, &c., for which they came. Even when there Js such organte dis- ease as pulmonasy tuberculosis the cure 1s hastened, complicating symptoms re- Meved and life made more enjoyable by this ald. A FAMOUS BELL DOOMED. An ominous crack has just been dis- covered In one of the most famous bells fm the world, the so-called "La Clem- in the Cathedral of St. Peter at Geneva, saya the Westminster Gazette. It In the bell which was sounded at the “Beoalade" of the dark night of St. Thomas's day, December 21, 160@, when the 8,000 Savoyards made their attack upon the “Rome of Protestantism.” The assailants had crept close to the fortifications unobserved, and had plant- ed their ladders, the Jesuit missioners exhorting them in whispers, ‘Climb, climb! every rung of the ladder ts a step to heaven!" when the loud clang- ing of La Clemence was heard, calling the citizens to arms, and Geneva was rescued. The Savoyards were driven back, and the aged Theodore Beza called the people into the cathedral, where they sang the one hundred and twenty-fourth Psalm, From 1002 to 1901 on every December 21, the now allenced bell has been rung in memory of the “Escalade,” THE GIRL SANDWICH MAKER. INCE a practical girl discovered an unworked field of feminine employment, less than a year ago, in the making of bepihan, as a fine art, many of her sex ‘all over the country have followed her example. The pro- fesstonal sandwich maker is now a recognized and important factor In catering for luncheons, picnics, &c., says the St. uls Post-Dispatch. he must have, among other requisites, skill and refine- ment, @ knowledge of deliclous combinations which will please not only the palate but the eye as well, and \the neatness and daintiness of a perfect housewife. ; To such prfection has the business been carried that the number and variety of these erstwhile homely confections are most astonishing. More than thirty kinds are now In the currioulum, They ate made of the very best materials—the freshest of butter and thin-cut day-old bread being the cor- ner-stones of the successful bullding of a sandwich, ‘The filling is a® ever-changing mystery of deliciousness. Each new recrait to the ranks takes a proper pride dn in- venting some speciilly new and toothwome paste to go be- tween covers. There are cream cheese, nasturtium, walnut, This monument, erected Kiel in honor of the German marines who fell in the war {n China, was unvelled at the recent celebration of the Miftieth anniversary of the estabits! ment of the marine corps, It 1s simply a ptie of rough stom with an eagle, a cannon and a tablet inscribed with the name of the dead. Monuments of this general type are not uncommon in Germany, and many people will probably agree that they seem more fitting tributes to the dead than colosval etatues and shafts of polished marble and granite. —=>__ BABY TELEGRAPHER. his dirty tongue. DISGUSTED PASSENGER. A Woman's P To the Méltor of The How js #t that I, a passable young jady, cannot get any good, honest, pay- able position? I have travelled some, single, and It seems to me so m young ladles who nowadays can't hoid }& good man will always get martiod | before one who could, I am twenty~ two years old, dress neatly, 2m passable in looks, am not: experienced in any work, but @m good for all kinds, Can solve, this problem? if sd, I wish t Yettuce, cucumber, olive, anchovy, sardine, salted almond and dozens of others. "Tho meat is never put In sliced, but chopped fine and mixed wth other substances, as chopped ollves, parsley, mayon- noise, &c., and well seasoned. The golf sandwich ts of brown bread, cut round with a biscuit cutter, and the Alling] is compored of no less than ten different Ingredtents. The crust of the bread i# alWhys pared off andthe core! is cut to wafer thinness, It ts then cutinto fanciful vhapes, oblong, triangles and circles being the mgat common, For card partie Giamonds and hearts are the correct thing. Whon safely and neatly filled, the sandwiches are carefully wrapped in yaxed paper. The girls Mace their work on gale at the women's ex- Changes an@ take orders for travellers’ baskets, teas, recep- tions, @c., and muny/ of them have a list of private cus~ William McKinley Enscore, of Ti, is perhaps the youngest ti operator in ¢he world. He te ? ten years old, and ts able to beet receive messages 01 with the accuracy of an adult His sister Lena, who ts Gere ca sabe as Se