The evening world. Newspaper, August 30, 1902, Page 6

THE WORLD: SATURDAY EVENIN 902. 7 7 G, AUGUST 30; 1 Published br the Press Publishing Company, No. 53 to 63 ‘Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Omice * at New York as Second-Cl Mail Matter. VOLUME 48... wweNO, 14,084, 3800S HE KNOWS ALL! ABOUT IT. ‘The charitable supposition that President Roose- O06 e Funny POH Go 010 DIOOOODS DOSSODESOOOT NY THD SWORD OF JUSTICE, SPURG. AND CURTANA, BT. EDWARD'S CROWN, and tissue and lined with rose-colored afJk. spurs were brought from the altar and the heels touched with them, after which he wab girt with the sword of state and robed in the armilla, or stole, and in the Imperial mi with the (He was then invested with the orb, cross, with the ring, the sceptre of state, the glove and the sceptre with the dove, the symbo} f St. Ndward was placed upam amid the sourd of trumpets, ——_ A BRAVE WOMAN, @ e : ‘relt is not sufficiently informed about the strike situa- ic tion to express any opinion on the subject must be d e (@) * | | missed. He is unusually well informed. ad } 8 | He has in his possession and has had since the! * i eginning of the trip a special report on the situation | © . { prepared for hie information by the eminent expert|; JOKES OF OUROWN DR MORGAN OF WALL STREET : és . ’ aR Carroll D. Wright, of the Bureau of Labor Statistics. | ; repre _ , | Moreover, the President reads the papers and has them yet uae ginlengivg: poh bw 1 rend for him by others, He cannot plead ignorance gf) were mulunie NET AR TARE ; as his excuse for not lending his influence to a settle-| 514 never want an automobtle, CARE OF THIS in the whole/@ 14 never care to “chauft ‘ ; aay of a meet eile Lids CLE QBut to bo in style with the fellows who Sy TRVEAREG istory of e country. Around In Dion or “Pan" roll, . 4 . = i ; A decisive and unmistakable declaration of the Qra reas ao you couldn't tell me from AND THEN DR MORGANS i President's attitude on this question would be of more] A man just out of a man-hoio a the poner \ » ver 0} ys yalue than his views on the trusts, the Klatt the | aaeaDS Seca Youna'and |\ 1 Philippine policy or, the virtues of the farming Lfe, g SAR CTONN ES Ou are NOD AL eNURN@? FEEBLE INDUSTRIES \ —— ®) “Well, your reverence, you sea the Gara rey. ; tNoblesne” Doesn't “Obltige.”—The refusal of Grand © weather was bad, not fit to turn a dog i CHARGES, MILLIONS ‘Duke Boris to take notice of the presence of Gov. Odell | %S out into, But I sent the wife, alr.” in an adjoining box suggests that he might be called 8 Grand Duke Boorish 9 OUT OF THE WAY, — ®) First Motoriet—It 1 remember rightly there was a Iittle house here by the alde Lie THE FUTURITY. of the Foaq last year. A pretty lttle Good weather at Sheepshead to-day will bring an g house. extraordinary crowd to witness an extraordinary rac-| 9), Secnit Tally Ausy ahovighoa TInEE Son ing event: crowd of perhaps 40,000 to see horses TUD | @ ago. that represent an investwent greater than all the & And coer nea) machine tnundered THR AMPULLA AND SPOON. THE ORB, THE SCEPTRES AND RING. money put in American horseflesh a generation ago, |@°Y*" ‘he Tins ‘And even then we were celebrated for our fast horses. A DIFFERENT Propvor. 3 ut horse racing of that era, with trotting given the | @ That we will reap just what we sow 8 Bi ® ‘ preference, was largely a matter of county fairs, with} @ 1s often wrong, ‘tls plain. © u ‘or when my Indy planta her foot ® hanbavaré entries and uncertain rewards, Ti quiskiy ealies Cals, 8 A Congressman like Singleton might enjoy celebrity re 8 for a horse like Silver Heels or a Bonner for a Maud S, BORROWED JoKes. © But there were no circuits, no “stables” deserving the I name, no fixed system of stakes. Racing was a gentle- AND ER ESD ENT. 7 . Bobby, you are the 5 man's sport. It is now partly a business, as with MeN) Maen of your bicycle club. That's ve like the Dwyers,° partly a millionaire's amusement, a8|@ nice. How did they happen to choose with Mr. Whitney, Mr. Gould, Mr. Mackay. yout , , 1 3 Bobby—Well, you gee, Y'mn the only The fortunes investe¢ in particular horses, the @boy that's gota dloycle—Newcastle HE ARMILLA AND IMPERIAR THD COLOBIUM SIYDONTS AND greet sums of money made or “turned” at the track. !@ (england) Weekly Chronicle MANTLE. SUPARTUNIGA. the millions passing through the bookmakers’ hands, fect suaeeoee Geese cers mee DATIONS. . the cost of grounds and grand stands, the wages of mriieaen trees ‘Asahi thirteen involved the various curious insignia | Kin, trainers, stable boys and all the minor retainers, with | TUNOr 80 Bie Paya anton Wel herewith illustrated, After the King had entered expenditure for food and drink before, at and after )@ ROE THA the church and had been presented to those pres- ra h he pai\way 4 real AC ATE LS ae ae ©] ent by the Archbishop of Canterbury, he took the the races, the ou.go f.r railway fare and cab re— | (@) funeral service t a ‘ oath and was anointed with ofl held in a vessel all combine to make horseracing one of the greatest gue eea tenet abet cheleoutt {Z| known as the ampulla, shaped like @ golden of money distributors. The thoroughbred makes the|® baler pil tel! vou the rest when you R (| eagle, and poured Into the spoon from the eagle's | of mercy. money go and stimulates the “circulation.” a onesies Eterala TatewER? 3] beak, He was then robed with a sle¢veless gar- |, ‘Then the crown . adil : a | ment of white cambric, the coloblum sindonis, | his head @| and with the supertunica, made of rich cloth of Dig Game.—Wiile out hunting President Roosevelt might aan a ester : ) j a shot at the Coal Trui Beene—Bar tn Dublin, Stranger (sam- g j ey Spline Dudiin stout with evident ap- THE BOWERY’S LANGUAGE 2) preciation) to barmald—Renlly, this is Baby Trusts come sometimes Doc. he has a hospital S) U \ TWO PERTINENT INSTANCES, Basplendid stuff, They say tt ts both meat Of a feeble stock; Filled with babes of wealth. g and rink ; Py , “ough” There will be no strike in Ohicago of the employees Pgaladder cinterrunlne\BhGre) (ant They get sick and have to be When he cures them he's: thelr ri © Tom Ronan, the Bowery Depew, In- tn of the Union Traction Company, The questions In rolght yo are, sor, an’ if ye take Taken to the Doc. \ And they? Oh, they've their health. 0 sists that Bowery People Know How a & issue are to be referred to arbitration. A committe®|@ plenty av it ye'll foind it's lodgings, v oO} oy fron the [employees (will draftethallistlot igrlevancee cottish-American, DIDN'T GRASP THE IDEA. INCREDULOUS KNEW ALLABOUTIT. & to Hand Out the Mother Tongue. whtah 4 ® VDUCOOOBE Ad {F | To the waitor of The Evening Wor i which will be presented to the President of the Trac- = eae eeeeticieteaatte croemelaadenitaualeneention to ig } (Hon! Company who) williaubmit: the) cage)to/e board of SE aeneaET his Bowery storlea published in your paper, claiming the Wy arbitration. H language {s not what ts used on the Bowery. r | Also from Washington comes the report that there SOMEBODIES. , Some zeae: ago, Before the lvl war, there vere not #2 jj : 4 , many school-hou: noe that time some of the finest an Will be no strike on the Southern Rallway, the differ-) simpson, ANDREW—the oldest Demo- | ee ee eee mee eer suede tea (Manta ithe 4 ences between that corporation and its employees in Baltimore, aged ninoty- vicinity of the Bowery, and the same language 1s taught in i having been adjusted as the result of a conference be- bro, ngs oe Bes eer ne them as is in Harlem or Srakve 0" II, of the International Asso-| jtiyin Demecrat, they never. lose ‘The only difference is shat People on the Bowery use about } sen) Bray dept O.2onnel) lala af the (rail ved | ibivansiemocmnty Wiyanever lose he three hundred words of the English language Instead of four gla clon veel misch plata, Lang \the HOG AR) AE ERS AEAIINAY:| inaiver: of apauch saivaralts or flye thousand—for they know that ‘Ilttle’ and “small” The employees are to receive a substanilal advance| GORREII, OSC) i at the u Biversity Hele rr i apdga eaten ote ricotta pina eel } x . ii ae atest aul pronounced correctly and no such thing as baby talk fs used, in wages. wilsh in the Tung Wen Institute] The Bowery people don't know the meaning of “Fudge!” There is no question in dispute in the miners’] at amoy, China | ne Bowery people don't ken ONT ergy or "Oh, Fi Nelther do the dudes. strike which could not be satisfactorily adjusted either VANDEREINE, . SORNTHALY FS nae . As a public speaker I have been up against the dest of by a conference or by @ reference to arbitration. The} paced an onder wlth ie tlareonlilin them and I find that the people were disappointed when I side which refuses such a settlement must accept the| {0 .\1) sonmete at Kicl next year did not use The following words and expressions: “Me Mud- : der,” Holy Gee!" “Cop de copper!” and such like, ‘The only (WSS—of Bavaria, has been elected, by the Munich Geo: graphical an honorary mem- | responsibility for all the consequences, —It looks very much as ff the A Distinguished Vistto: h ents in the line pissenger liet of one of next month's New-York-bound| Per fOr re an ® steamers would contain the name of R. Croker, MIVICAT Boston, the! Uncle Josh MeSquosh—Haw haw! Mrs, Bumcooker—You mustn't Tart euile north of the| Farmor—Say, These here kummick papers is ding $ any more now! Do you want to kil fe ihe ler, are you afr y work iuny, but nobody never looke yourself? DEVERY'S MAONETISM, Paar 2 Ser ia tanta Restful Ransom—I dunno, kammick es these here pictures, by Cyn Steve—A-ha! Youse beer christened by bn Franklin never seen one of ‘em, Hen goin’ against dis grub you'selt, eh? According to Boss Platt one man of weight may Take a town great. Less eminent nuids had observed the interesting fact before. A singi« great man may also make an Assembly district, and those who feel in- DEWITT, HIUGH—a mate of the Soldiers’ Home in L fayette, Indiana, has carved his tombstone with a unique epitaph and nonagenarian tn LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY OUT WEST. ~was one of the most interesting and unquestionably the most spectacular of the President's tour. A picture of Mr. Rovsevelt in corduroy hunting suit and blue overalls in the act of slaying the wild denizen of the dell would make ap important addition to the Pres!- dential portraits at the White House. As a Hthograph | 4 has constructed a coffin to hold his| clined to doubt should look at the Ninth, where within} remains =—— a month Devery’s popularity has attracted more than cient, sical |e CT 1,200 new residents. They have all come in since the ® THEY CALL ME STRONG. y WATCH Pe ex-best chief's fame epread broadcast its superior THEY CALL ’ me claims as a residence region, Whatever Devery|| They call me strong because my proves to be as a vote getter, as a population promoter tears I shed where none ma he outclasses all rivals, As to rival candidates, thelr} | y..auue 1 amile, tell merry tales and my drawing powers are to Devery’s as a child's toy magnet | win the crowd to me OW, PEMEN! to a wire-wound dynamo. | They call me strong because I laugh Take st) 2 ’ to ease a ne heart AWAY, offer to offget the Big Fellow’s hearty band clasp, his and hide the bitter part | hale-fellow-well-mot methods, his generous hospitality?| | But, oh, could thex who call me} And is there any other such orator tn the city? The strong dive But an HOMr wih m9) fillin, eriod of polit! hi 4 i When | am wring with grief in my | coal-bin~ sD politics has passed in the! | Gethsemane! | ° \| Ninth. That was only a sentimental preliminary, It {a} They all mo atrong heca’ 1 tot | | man to man by the strongest tles that bind, and Bill! from early morn t ¢ is binding them to him with cables. Well knowing there wi no smile —— to meet me ut the Ka Vas ‘They call me strong beca hide | UM 1) MR. ROQSEVELT'S BOAR. inward pain with Jest \| Lipp AND ‘A wild boar, blessed beyond others of its brecd,| | And drive away’ tho vare that comes | mes | EAU roig ut fe up its young life before the President's rifle) | Un anes Say | Perhaps ony —'"Murd alice, hellup! { 1" rn hey—Bay yesterday. The scone of the sacrifice was in Corbin] |i yi sr, ne vent the | alunder, ‘polices: ‘nalup aie ABRlaBannsyetey: tome rk in the hills of New Hampshire, The incident) | And Iis—not mine=the | Doctor—No, he ain't dead yet keeps through my | 1@ TIMELY LE. a} stories with him t- Do They Drink It Stratghtt ust lige Be Cortana Mid £0 Dune>| xy ane Kahin of The krsaing Wonlt Te the Ballor of The Byeaiug World a boar's lu with rifle bullets is to diversify; on, vaunted "wave of prosperity,” |. wi you kindly decide whole right? A on features an outing which other Proui-, where wt thou? Whore art thou “Full gays @ large number of champagne ! ‘accustomed to restrict Dinner Pail’ or “Brimining Coal Scut-| drinkers mix thelr wine with Apoliinaris, been ace to the business fast thou been only a political lor other mineral waters, to modify the epare delusion? Ob, Boreas and |pungeacy of that heavy wine, B says taking her to the park, Ho immediatel, | they have not been te rapped again, and three policemen came 4nd sent for either @ patrol wagon or an ambulance. All were so interested in getting her in (she was unable to speak) that they let the four men slip away im the crowd. Had they done | A Political Soliloquy, wet certificates, fi for them twild the money and t frightened and remuin oe years in this country they cannot stay unleas they which he promises to upon thelr paying him T nave bech told that some have ae others 40 time I see those expressions used is in the newspapers, and they are probably written by some young fellow, probably a orn-fed hayseeder, that only saw the Bowery from a Third avenue “1 train. I was raised on the Bowery and I know what J am talking bout. Kildare's Bowery sketches are typical and are ap- preciated down here. Mr, Chauncey Depew was my guest here and President Roosevelt also, and they both went away tisfled that the Bowery was still part of the United States and did not have to have Interpreters, The people understood them and they understood the people. Respectfully yours, T. RONAN, Bowery Depew, 45 Bowery, New York City. JERUSALEM ON THE BOOM. There seems every reason to belleve that Jerusalem will in another 100 years be @ far more attractive place, so far creature comforts are concerned, than it ever has been modern times at any rate. O] in famine, and the necessary supply of drinking water was only @red at great trouble and cost; but this stirred the muni- clpality into forwarding a petition to the Porte praying that. a portion of certain revenues accruing from religious endow- ments might be applipd to provide the city with water, ‘The result of this was that the old stone aqueduct known as Solomon's aqueduct was made use of for a part of the way, while for the rest a service of pipes was provided, BLACK DIAMONDS. To the Edlior of The Evening World: It Is winter, 1902-8. The rooms are cold and cheerless, while outside the sleet rattles against the windows, each blast causing us to shiver anew and draw our sheepskins tighter around us. We feel obilly. PODOODION’ Our noses are red, the mercury ta falling, the water plpes are frozen, the janitor ts ®4/ animals over which During 1900-1 there was #0 great) a scarcity of rain that the city was threatened with a water] This is a picture of Mrs, Nancy B, Irving, the plucky woman who has be- come the leader of the sheep-owners in thelr struggle against the cgttlemen who have so long monopolized graging on the Western plains, It 1s a strug- gle of millions agalnst millions, Mrs, Irving has surrounded herself with @ force of armed men and ts prepared to fight the eattlemen should they @te tempt to move on her ranch. The eon- « test is carried on with knife and pistol for the combatants and dynamite for the the struggle is’ waged, Mrs. Irving was for some yeara A successful business woman ef Obi cago, ——___ CAN YOU DO THIS? Put your arms inside your jegs, twist raving, and, as tf to add to our misery, the cook has just suid that she will stand 1t no longer, that she {8 not an Hsquimau or a polar bear, and ts tired of frying our Bevf-Trust very small ateaks over the lamp chimney. we #it humming that sweet old song, "Though Lost to Sight, to Memory Dear,” and warming our shins at the wlowing embers of the last batoh of old for campaign circulation it would be immensely Likes Our Carto and Wdltortads,) Wild W veten not hithert Glov-yto mix watey with champagne Is pre-ithelr duty those men could easily have love letters, we think of the ime when black diay popular, A Dan'l Boone kind of Chief Wxecutive is) ro ine weir of The & ne World fous Summer WIth us forever! | Poster nd unheard o r been arrested. Bo you see bow sate a 8 monde were not used to adorn King's crowns, when i St : ar {on deluded » carried banners Protection for Women, womie is in this city, for If auch a h per Id rh “hires fa new thing in Prosidents. His prowess ought to make) Havens Poo if Rapes for \nevers s diny fl . Supiten ell on | 7 the Lellior of The Myening World thing could happen here with p police: |@ ney Were Hever magn on gold fin pent Mh @uccenstul variation of the old log-cabin thom, | "niin 1 wish to nay that | think your |0 tee a nt sae sut Oh, | Sunday’ night, after Thad retired, |#NAN, suUnHoyed 10 be in’ evidedtce “ai |G) and wore unheard of as wedding presente for mllton, artoons a he bowt at Ave © ‘ oooashor ahve mu ib 4 et oned Th an i » how alre, iW a e M Drevious Presidents have had reputations as sports- ms Hublishods also the editorials. Dure| tates! Dick Turpin, Jesse Jumea and |! Was awakened by gome confusion I | protastion hive wet K. WOMAN S thom in our stoves and fireplaces to keep us warm 4 hoot bind old Robin Hood, come back to us! street near my home, between cook our roi mea, But to fish and to shoot binds during a vacation jy tie port time in whieh I have read - i " Madienn kind Mirth’ evanuan, on Minhtss A New mes and cor ar roe, 5 shing (hege 1 have derived w great deal of Thou wert truly saints in comparison | % Lad 4 o the Hlitor of The Rventng Wor But alas! the are gone, never to Bee ea ons ae an inehtont of a vestica! cee c act seus om sem Movin your paper | 89 thome of our present day © ane [ON ete Fen non mete carr Madow doce tne new chinese txoiuaion | raturn ‘wot me people are clvbbwd,” shot and ona canvass, among the population ay] Porat Oom Wik are gu golnw horcelf, from drink, from stoop to} #W affect the Chinese now in the starved back to work on an empty stomaoh, or until Mr. Roosevelt would seem to be enjoying his trip|)) grows in name, 1 vem We da i, 10 do ebout Ht anyway , ye | stoop until a private watchman rapped | SoUntty? A man has been golng around others wintering on the sunny shores of Florida dis- the top of his bent. To moet hiv old guide, BIN) J MICORMACK, [Ht iatuice ‘They aid. they were {among tho Chinese telling them that if cover that they have something to arbitrate Meantime, while we wait for the occasion to pro- duce the man, let us take good care of our sheep- wking, eprinkling them plentifully with camphor be- fore putting them away for the winter of 1008-4. Brooklyn, N, BLUB BELLS, 4 Aue 2, the arms around the legs, clasp arms over ankles and poll up to « sitting posttion, b a EXIT POMPADOUR, American women who h&ve for @ nam , of years displayed their foreheads are now beginning to cultivate the fringe, By autumn the pompadour will be a8 passe as @ last year’s ehirt wajst, ‘The pompadour has rigen above the brow of the rich and the brow of ¢he poor, It haa been modified and dewel- oped into a score of shapes, but f hae continued to hold its own tn the United Slates, But now we must give way ber fore the coronation edict, The bang is in vogue. Queen Alexandra has always worn a fringe, but when she wag Prine cons of W: her fringe did not have the prestige that attaches to the frisses of the Queen of England, Because the Queen has found the fringe becoming | whe pute on her crown, All gorts f° 4 women who never expect to eee @ weal * orowa will imitate her,