The evening world. Newspaper, August 27, 1902, Page 8

Published by the Press Publishing Company, Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-OMice at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. VOLUME 48......0.00+ “NO. 14,981, A DARK OUTLOOK. Forced to declare himself on the strike situation, Mr. Morgan has promptly joined the side of the operators who are unable to operate their coal mines. He will not interfere with that policy of obstinacy and dogged resist~ ance which hopes, if it cannot starve out the miners in the mean time, to freeze out the public in the winter, Nothing else was to have been expected from Mr.) Morgan, During his stay in Europe he has been kept fully informed of the progress of events in which he is oODp!TY CORNER. NEW FISH. A NEW AIRSHIP. Prof. Jordan, President of Stan- JOKES OF OUR OW AT 10 4 TON. The price of coal may soar and soar Vere \ 80 deeply interested, and he had nothing new to learn on For all the small boy cares "9 MILLIONS ford University, In his landing. Indeed, it is not conceivable that the opera- more It costs the less he'll have > 20 MiLLionSs aD es oe ee tors would have taken the position assumed by them at Movenrry Up) the kt S56 MILLION ~ saaiues or reat . the start without his consent and approval D QUENCHING THIRSTS. yy You CAN ~), from the coral ' If there 1s no change in the situation from the side of} “id you hear that Prince Toris drank ~~ SEARCH ME— > reets, tn conjunc: the operators it is equally unchanged from the side of | % wine from a soubrette’s slipper in Cht - the miners. Here and there a few men are returning to] VET \ les el ‘p 52 work, but the number is so small that it is hardly worthy |@ iycroo A powers prince would preter it FA veying party sent out by the United States Fish Com- mission, found in $ 100 MILLIONS — ) \ GT Ov as co of notice. ‘The men are as firm in their resolution as the}® out of a motorman’s hoot SNS queen fue employers are, and the question has settled down to a TACKTIDS ~ $5 7 Samoa, 453 distinct test of endurance. The hope of the operators is that the py Nese SE varleties of fish, many of them pre- viously unknown to sclentists. This is the first time i that the fish life = of a coral reet has ANOTHER i f 4 4 been thoroughly Shelat iT Z aos explored. FOR WOMEN. An Atlanta, ¢ bank has opene department exclu sively for its wom- en clients. The paying teller Is a woman, who pays all checks present- ed to her In brand- new currency. De- positors in the woman’s depart- ment are furnished with dainty com- bination check and pass books bound in Russtan leather. LOTS OF E3Gs. Eggs cousumed in England durin, the past twelve months would, it men may be starved into returning by the lack of contri- butions from outside, or that they may be driven by des- |‘ peration to acts of violence which will ruin their cause. Both hopes appear to be equally unfounded. While both sides will suffer from a long strike the hardest sufferers will be the innocent public, among whom the loss and damage and all the ensuing sad con- sequences will fall the heaviest on those least able to |: stand it. And mountain nooks so ga AN brown and tired and wis That they hadn't A VIOLI “Since Delia came back from the sea hore she has two bows to her string. “The seashore 1s a great place for uaintance, Isn't it? WOULD BE HIS SALVATION. When hunters go beating the furze, My feelings tt badly unnerves, For 'twould save me much pain And be really a gain To shoot on my wife's new preserves: BORROWED Joxes. A WOMANS PAILING. @ “Willie,” sald the mother one shall tell your father to-night that have been bad.” “Ob,” mamma you keep a secret REMARK. a Chapman’s Axe.—Capt. Chapman has taken to the axe for j exercise. His smashing in of doors at the John Brown Club yesterday will develop his arm muscles, Gladstone preferred trees, but pool-room doors will: do. 1% — THE AMERICAN ORATOR, : Just how many speeches President Roosevelt intends to make on his present tour is-probably not known even to himself. He reeled off not less than eight addresses at different places yesterday on the way from Lowell to Augusta, and as all of his vocal organs appear to be in good working order there is no telling how many more he may make before he returns to Oyster Bay. 3 THE MAIN ONE, He speaks weil and revfves the best traditions of American oratory. It is well that our public men should be good speakers and that they should speak to the people frequently and freely. President McKinley was an admirable public speaker, and the brief car-platform addresses of President Harrison on ils tours through the country are unsurpassed for matter and manner, By all means let the President make eight speeches sald Willie, Little Chron! “Bixby sent the minister ten reasons. for not going to church, but he left out the main one “What Is that?” “He away b Jovsn't make him go. Dealer. ship its invent-r, Capt. Unge, a Swede, crossed thé Baltic Sea from Stockholm to Novgorod, in Russia, a distance of 730 kilometres (nearly 600 miles), in four- teen and one-half hours on July 2% last. The balloon, is computed, fill " a upward of 40.9% TRBLINVENT ON: which Is named Suedols, consists of a cylindical gas railway trucks. Of | bag with } these only yroof material like third were EB: envelope and kee se his wife —Cleveland Plain covering of rough water- as bag and the mispherical ends, and it 1s enveloped tn ig sown, The air clroulates between the former at an even temperature, The ca HoT ST Hoax—This salad dressing is pretty THE BALLOON. Here 's the latest fashion in balloons. In this alr- | nigt usoned With pepper a day, or eighty if time allows and the people are on Joax— ; it's a shame to put such hot ish. Toon Is y cuble hand to hear him. In so many speeches he can hardly ‘2 dressing « d this kind of weather.— §, His Titanic mind ‘s all athrob with plans th th 2 ‘ Philadelp! ord. plans that are gigantic, refrain from giving his views on the coal strike situa- c os And his projects cover kingdoms on both sides of the Atlantic; ORANGE FLOWER LORE. A WILD BOAR. tion, which is now a question of great national im- WISDOM IN SE. So why should Mr. Morgan turn his thoughts to things so tritling ibe) wie iot orance Hawes tt Kee portance. Joo—You don't seem afraid to. talk As the con: supply of one whose only thought's for-pabes and wifeling: dr istscie onl her marriage. ike) mnet girl graduate. feminine fashions, this one came = eirts are all so pleased A Tent Case.—Gov. Beckham, of Kentucky, dors not pro Monika Mat cthese meant BUT HE DIDN’T. HIS LINE. ENGLISH FUN. . which, in turn, had d i4se to let the contemplated merger of the Loulsville and Detroit Frew Press Spain According to an old Washville with the Southern road take place if he can pre- j Wau” = ra introd orang) aS E; n, and for @ long time the only nesessed by the King. De- vent it, and he thinks he can. et JOCKEYS AND THE WINE CUP. f i “One learns more metaphysics from a single tempta- SOMEBODIES. tion than from all the plillosophers,” says Lowell. The | AGUINALDO—has decided to become | ® Evening World, without wishing to give its youthful} ® farmer tn this country, He had readers Sunday-school instruction about the wine cup, | Petter not try the ralsing of crops of invites their attention to what it has done for “Snap- per” Garrison. The news from Saratoga yesterday told | MORGAN. J. PIERPONT—does tp the tree was sent a fered the ra cuttin gardeners da whom poverty rying. ‘To obt she secretly cut off and soda slip « i} tree to the Aabas ador, On her ition of her d . walters—only {It do t seam lke a ge, In n of the rescue of Garrison from a maudlin band of colored | {ip to those of them who have Geen | lait which had brought * stable attaches by whom he had been roughly handled. | waiting on John W. Gates paws, QNossome, and. thus 1 They were his boon companions of the evening. BALFOUR, ARTHUR-the new British ENO SCUR RS ee To remember Garrison as he was ten years ago and Premier, is sald to have an “ear for CREMATION. The wild boar is gradually disappearing. It has a bristling: ses = . sic." Not ragtime probably and ferocious face, with wicked red ¢ It is hunted In the 0 view him now ts to get an interesting concrete ex- | ™" 4 y ir 01 Deco: i Ae . t g Cremation has } aa MIN CARH thy spo. Only in British India and * y}paris that the Munic deckded to of the elty's ample of what drink can do, It is a sad collapse for a | PRINCE BORIS—who Is having a good ime fn this country, doubtless won y who e a ba esident, had} { e boy who was earning more than a bank presiden: Hara cwhnte ine UATE Re $300,000 in real estate to represent his savings and was] j¢ one can't have all the trim honored and courted as a national celebrity. Aud a few RAGLAN SILADS-opoead ductor borane tering with a tough crowd, robbed of Wis | tong for visitors at her home, who with the spear, | aoe 2 THE COURT FOOL THE BOWERY GIRL’S COMFORT. | OF BEY OF TUNIS. SEUDE IC EDUDL OED D UIE EEOC ed Owen Kildare Describes How “ The Miss Tottle Trott—He's saying “All the world is a stage. Miss Dottie Dott—Yes, and evident ly he thinks the management Is stuck on tableau! AN 2CHO OF THE WAR. First Boy (to second ditto with ANYTHING TO OBLIGE. cat)—What's yer cat's name? ‘ond Boy~Marunt years later roy last dollar, decency and reputation alike given up for | patd thrippence a head. A Coney Isl . and shouter at the door would have oO me! io drink and a good tim made the 8 ow complete. ® ® s you ca dq why Pats: be, Remembering this you can underatan is 4 ALGER, G RUSSELL A.—will ac- First Boy~Why d’yer call a cat 8 Party” Consoled a Troubled Urchin. McCue's tearful wife felt happy when she had persuaded | 4°. OO tan a lcedion t or ; prey, Sa} Martint? S| Listen! : ept an appoln or an election to Jussie~1 am not conceited, Miss i n r S yisten! him to sign the pledge before a priest at Saratoga Sun the United States Benate, Reports Sa CUCL hatha Sacound Miers Second Boy—Cos she alnt't no@ The other day 1 was confronted by this question: “Have I day. Vatsy Is a good jockey and also likes to take @} from Michigan say he 1s not alone in] ® say Lam all the xo. monarhaes teLondon! 108; | nolheart: eritine The Ranty toojmuch: heart?! i ¢ e ’ his determination, Miss Rose (yawning)—I wish you © said - drink, and his wife knows and fears, t yawning’ i ; See He ; — COGHLAN, ROSE (Mrs. J. T. Sullivan) would prove it, Gussie ONE ON THE OLDMAN. ©&] We were taking a walk in the evening in fies atest a r ~ he Fi i or ms = you can let your arm go to waist without being rub- T WIFE. ds in the Par West for her health Z| where you can AN EXTRAVAGAN She js ex, d to recover about the | @ PAUSE. bered at, when we were disturbed by a horrible nolse which In an action brought by Simon Weaver for a Nmited| time the court proceedings are con- 5 8 smote the alr. vi egati vi ce and for-| cluded. » ¥ divorce ‘on allegations of gross, oxtravagany ‘ a oo aimara an ® 2! it was a kid, barefooted and dirty, and crying to beat the gery committed by his wife Justice Spring has made a]/TILLMAN, 8 TOR —18 stumping | att - ‘ outa Carol telling the people |@ and. ruling which adds an interesting Item toute pias Lat what to do and threatening them it |S I hollered at him: “Shut up!” but {t didn't work for a cent. Pubatence ot) Judicial snroncuacemenss sseuk oem bey al 2 The Party—she had a new dress and hat on—Instead of pertnerahips. “A husband,” says tho Justice, “takes @| pREsIDENT yELT and his staying with me and acting lke a lady, didn't say a word, wife for better or worse, and because she does not con- veya wu 3 ae e3 i hones at ithe butiwentiover to\him and knelt dawn beside him fine her expenditures to his notions of economy 1s not a} Pw to le lind neat thelr home next Well, I knew what was coming, or, at least, thought Id! ground for cast!ng her from him.” ane ee “Oh, you poor dear!" or “What is the trouble with my i ; ; ving a carte 5 —— tle man?’ or some other gushing stuff like that, a pat on the Mhis would seons:t0 be anes mite arte Blanche 'to head, and then the childish drama is supposed to have besa run bills as she likes and to indulge in any extrava- = aaa ee einta a comedy: by this pertuncvionary, sympathy. gance her fancy dictates, The only consent necessary ¥ AMIENS’S SONG, I got good reasons to know this. / i ” : Mow, blow, thou winter wind, Ite a few years ago yours truly had the distinction o! z r general way it helps along the a Quite a few y y dg the shopkeaper's an 4 rs iy vib wn hg . ad Thou are not #o unkind being the ugilest kid that ever sold a paper on Park Row. # . deposition of the husband from his former place as head As man’s ingratitude; My side partner was distinguished for the other extreme of the house, Coming after the ruling in the Lederer Thy tooth ts not #0 keen, y Man—Well, sir, what can I ‘All this blue-eyed seraphim had to do was to seri ’ if divorce suit that the children properly belong to the Because ane ne not seen, \ you to-day? mouth and squeeze a little deunpavaas into Ma snd r d . y hark ine ugh thy breath be rude. Caller—I'm looking for a job and whole cluster of women would crowd around him and stu mother and should remain in her custody while the hus: iotaactintean tnecanatanimas Mics) Ath candy and money band pays the bills, it indicates a strong judicial ten- sistant Me? Maybe I didn't try the same game! dency toward the suppression of husbands, It may tend usy Man—No; I prefer to do all Millionaire Trust But all I ever got out of It was something iike this: “My, 7 Mitca Q\SvayaLook hare Geubl ded) joy Awn work msaeit esty, m: fe t what a face!” or "Oh, look at that fearful boy!" e88 popula: el Thoug , . y son, ts the best policy. to make matrimony less popular with men Though thou the waters warp, ain't more perliter ter me I'l ‘aller-Oh, that’s all right, Make Youthful Philosopher—Wi er So you can hardly blame me for still belng a Iitle Jealobs soaaeraaaaaemmel Thy ating te not Arp 1 hol f P ell, per: fi 1 ted, . —a , 1s not xo sharp ot dat dogo! yourn git er good holt our assistant at a falr salary is, Jad, but dt atrikes me@| when I get left out in getting petted. THE AMOROUS EMPLOYER. As friend remembered not, on me and UU jist run away wit! Aim ind I'l not object to @ Mttle thin souEhawatacna vars 1 “4 But The Party didn't mind me In the least Shakes wy y ne pretty well, never Pity the sorrows of the amorous employer left “lone- MN AGOEDOATS: that theleas, There she was, not, wasting any breath in jtatking, but = ae = : O20 coco wiping and scrubbing bis dirty phiz until her handierchic! some as blazes” by the departure of his stenographer! ea ~ - " OTODIONLDD es Peper NIE APTI: I ARICTYPE HIE It is a matter of regret that we have no more of the love He, in the mean time, had forgotten all about crying, and; ‘The court fool, or Jester, still existe letters of Mr, William H. Funk. Those made public are ‘ | ‘| as | El Y I T 4 Rom TH E PEOPI E was contentedly gulping away hiv sobs, willingly turning his|in Tunis and this photograph shows the not only mighty interesting reading in themselves but Pe . head In whatever direction she wanted it fool of the late Ben ‘All, who died. At last his mother showed up and wouldn't stop thanking|in June of this year, Yet Std! Al, they are important ag data for philosophers who like to A Chance for Devery. | mst Useful, Mineral or Vegetable?” 1 There is no earthly reason why {can enjoy themselves better, At any | The Party though he Kept a fool, was by no aredae + siudy the sclence of society, Mr. Funk was a great| Yt Mir of Te oening Worlds jHm on the newutive, and Baye choten they should not win, Now, why don't {rate they ahould cut the ara He was led away, but his eyes—at the risk of breaking his|a fool him: He was an enilghtened Mlow {or xirls, bald ay he was. There was Miss Riche | 2%) Dever it Kreat and good man. | cor in Keneral to debate on Y they take the opportunity? | BASEBALL CRANK. | neck—never left The Party until we turned the corner, and progressive monarch who governed ere ene mee SMT Mr. ‘Devery: lives in the neighborhood | vastner has taken potatoes. Hoping this WILLIAM LOCHBAD. | Hin Salary Is $100,000, eros ta gay chat Tha Party bent mee thouus wavelals pacple fnmis, wisely and Wall is ng, regr ing both her lost affe of Bt Mi chacls Church, If Mr, Devery | le if} r meota with an answer, = No. 53 Manhattan street, New York: [1 ine waitor of the Rven: nn World he got through with the cleaning job, the first | Every day his kitchen supplied food foe Hons and tho diamond that once illuminated his shirt) Would give SH0 or more to help Huule) Hobwken, NJ A. F, TAYLOR stimannaaita) | A bets that the President of the| thing I know my hand gocs down Into my pocket and 1/70 or S® poor people 5 | front, but afterward, by his gift, adorned hor finger; Crepe RTA Tia sO ae Pr Why Don't They Organtae? A mata it anite heeds | Stoel Trust, Charles M, Schwab, gets| handed the kid a pleco of money and—he thanked her for it. ee v e' ‘d he ould get ‘om God! ‘oO o itor of e Wven! a. ” roster e » Remeies Heero Was bis “oldctinne Indiana girl;” next his lcnariy covers & multitude of wing, and | Whee ore ene Wari | an the tenementshousee of the tomer) (iMG per year salary. says 1k ial OF Set 1 ould Gry HAL 1 Rte arte te ernest A GERMAN HERO, é ou a riddle? hy is J eas, 0 wink? peace and you wouldn't as much as wipe a tear from my) ,. Buly office assistant—his “new stenographer, who is |by his donation he would prove to the| 4: the workl if east side families of six small children ‘ The pardoned Liout, Hildebrandt ts I, ji ¢ workingmen of this country don't H. BARNEY SEIDER. " ked disgusted! ned Lieut, inth District that he ts a eee eae inex [are accommodated in two rooms, Does| ‘Tupper Lake, N. ¥. Gimpled sane,” Tisnmarked Ghpinied): proud and esteemed man, saya the “Now, don't you be silly, Owen Kildare,” was all The ery nice and wants me to take ber bathing Saturday.” |Peorle of ‘he ‘organize a w. ingman's party? 6 mot oO ry > o fer, | . Le le pe ode: \- charmers within « briet summer season! Funk |(™* Mt North man to be cur Naver, | constitute the great mass of the yoiere {ne Board of ee Ne Winner Found Yet. Party sald, but—I don't know-—we both felt pretty good that | Hiaaw-Zellung. | He wucoceded tn Bh ardent but fickle. " which choose our representatives. 1 ' |e the Kditor of The Kvening World: night and I did a pile of thinking, ng hi pay comrade In a duel and now i ; RAL Can Anybody Help Him Ontt | freedom of franchise, which our fo Baseball in Central Park. When your straw-hat hunt contest be-| 1 thought that, if we were lucky and everything came out rovelves his wellmerited tribute for é there many Punks in New York? Court-room | 10 we EAitor of the Byening World fathers died on the battle-flelds in the |np the Balter of The Evening World: gan, my friend bet me that at least/al right, we surely ought to be able to get married thia| {Me brave deed The ofies of the here seri ro aol Serntal tote Fy 4 three bats would be found. low that garrison have been spending three whole uch as this would lead to the inference that ave ne of w@ side | evolutioniry war to give to them, be-| 1 think ft would be @ good Ides if the mt St | coming winter, aud that If she could be ane at nen Oe [days and nights In revelry In celebrex ' in little debating contest nd would | longs to them. It is lawful, right, con- tral Park officials would take (Bo longer your cou 4) in ie i hildren but I a Shay nerve any good purpose it is that of a |ii,..0 0 As amny polnia ae 1 pesstbly |atitutional aad just. ‘They’ should use |from the Prospect Park, and a a wert aan "tha Tot Your ‘msiasae "=" K wen snlokdng about, ftw ond duelling appa sie hve been » “eam Fhe aubject chosen ih, “Which 1a | tue allot to ald the mamves of the peor [ball ground we the boys of New York iktcw ueorow. 1” OWEN KILDARE, [ibe Ane cuslins apvesre, ts 4 fy ' ie 4, , A men abcde i Mal head es. Lelie noe bal AMIN a bi 6 th