The evening world. Newspaper, August 25, 1902, Page 6

4 Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 68 to 63 Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-OMice t New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. « VOLUME 48. :NO. 14,979. THE CAMPAION OF BLUFF. One feature of the coal strike which has not escaped the attention of newspaper readers {s the continuous at- tempt by trust organs to deceive the public by menda- * lous assertions regarding the attitude of the men and their intentions. Day after day and week after week for more than 2} / 4 month we have had headlines announcing that the strike was “nearing the end,” that the “end was in sight,” that | the miners were "preparing to return to work,” that roOor °g So x Ghe Funny JSide of Life. ‘ “TENDERFOOTS.” JOKES OF OUROWN ‘THE VACATION HYMN, I saved my pay for thirty weeks, . A NEW GAS. A Cleveland scl- entist claims to mines were “to be opened Monday,” &., &c., Just A8 WE) 5.56 for two weeks to go —— ae bettie had been told at an earlier date that the presence othe ‘To places that each townsman seeks, , he can extract a troops was all that was needed to insure the reopening where ocean breezes blow. chemical gas from tithe mines, But, oh, in what disastrous way ordinary air which I found what I did seek! The ocean-breeze place blew my pay In something lke a week. will be both cheap and useful as a fuel. * All of these statements have been proved to be les by the testimony of fact. Work has not been resumed, the miners have not returned to work—as the operators themselves admit—there {s no indication of their return- ing to work, the operators are unable to obtain other miners to take the places of the strikers and the end of i 2 the strike is as far off to-day as it was three months ago. There are no more signs of yielding on the part of the men than on the part of the operators. ‘ ‘The campaign of bluff undertaken to deceive the pub- ie Ne and to dishearten the miners has signally failed. UWalll? observed tie fengaalous GuKae | Where {s now no other way out of the deadlock than by] Briped, as the waves swept over them, f@n agreement between the strikers and the operators. ‘if those fortunes are in stock, they E | This agreement can be reached only in one way—by eee By Mi eriet mre ee (es ates in @ horse laugh. me wae Arbitration is the only solution of the strike difficulty. BORROWED Jokes. A GENTLE HINT, ) “This 19 @ good bill,” said the lobbyiat. @ “Why won't you vote for It?" “I have conscientious ecruples that ont me," replied the legislator. APPROPRIATE. “Ho ts marrying her just for her money. What ought I to give them?” “Why not a golden-wedding present?” COCHINEAL, Seventy thousand cochineal Insects go to a single pound of dried cochin« The world’s crop of cochineal 1s from 900 to 500 tons. wooo, Green wood con- tains fully 45 per cent. of water, and Miss Orpha Kurtz, the eleven-yéar-old daughter of Jacob Kurtz, of York, Pa., thorough season- | !s the proud owner of the novel team shown in the picture. Deuce and Dawn are Ing usually expels | fleet-footed young greyhounds that were broken to harness three years ago. They but 95 per cent. of | Pace or trot at the will of their Iittle driver, convey her to and from school, and this fluid. take her on shopping tours.—Cincinnati Enquirer. eae ELECTRICAL FARMING. *A PRIMITIVE LOOM. The agricultural district of Hanover, Germany, has witnessed a remarkable growth during the past few years In the use of electric current for agricul- tural purposes. There are at present 48 villages, representing a population of 87,- 500, connected to the tramway mains of. ‘he local railway. The greatest demand for power is for the driving of farm machinery, threshing machinery, pumps, hay presses, straw cutters, &c. Where a local system of electric mains already exists supplying a trolley or factory the occasional demands of the farmer can de profitably catered to, but If a special UNRECORDED HISTORY. “You carry Caesar and his fortun observed Juilus Caesar to his horse as @that noble animal plunged fnto the Rubicon, i Oritical Audience.—Perhaps among the sailors of Gloucester's fishing fleet, watching the naval ma- { planning how he would do it. The contesting commanders f had a critical audience observing thelr seamanship. ‘Come off! When did you ever get P UP-STATE MORALS. iy From the beginning of the racing season Saratoga ary d aipeye had conscientious scruples has kept up:a pace in gambling never before known in Preece comethion for nothing.""— the country and never approached in any other 1 country in its open and reckless disregard and de- E flance of law of decency and public opinion, Nowhere g fn the world, civilized or uncivilized, would such a plate pee y: ridt and orgy of gambling be permitted under a system | 2 tical inaseteeee aration omenty Waee of law pretending to forbid all gambling as that which {some steel or copper stock and the gold nd sil will vi now pursues its mad career unchecked and unrebuked |@ “Washington Stay oar’ Of themselves. EQUALLY EFFICIENT, “What care I for gold or gly "sald oo at Saratoga. system had to be imstalled It could y It is @ scandal, a disgrace to the State, a disgrace 8 WORTH CONSIDERING, hardly be made a paying Investment. i to Ciov. Odell, to the Attorney-General, and above all 8 "There ls one thing t have noticed that ae results principally from the fact 3 1s well worth conaldering.”” at the consumption of power is very to the county authoritlés who are perfectly willing “And what js that?" spasmodic, and it 1s not for any eee to have Saratoga converted into a hotbed of vice and ‘ That it is rarely the wingle men who length of time. The same applies to its] Of late archaeologists have been devoting much attention debauchery for the sake of the dirty dollars it brings. @ }$™4 {ne double lives.""—Cleveland Plain- use for lighting, as the farmer and his] to primitive modes of weaving. One by which gnly narrow % But the pcint to which we wish to call attention ————_ family naturally retire early and rise] bands or ribbons could be produced persisted in the Black a fs that Saratoga is one of those up-State highly | MATTER OF GEOGRAPHY, carly, thus cutting down the time dur-| Forest, East Prussia, the Friesian Islands and other parts y mors] counties which insisted on saddling the metfo- “How often does the earth have a ing which lights are usually burned ot Germany until within the memory of persons now living. evolution?" aes = ia . A politan clty of New York with a set of puritanteal blue ® part of the earth?” Inuited the pupt “PARADISE LOST.” Ae ero iaerastene: Sores leon cM Ln wary ations lt laal cs Cia Jaws for the protection of its morals. \ “What part?" "Yes'm. If you mean in ‘The way the Colorado crowd did up John W. Gates One of Milton's biographers says that] housewife had left {t half a century ago. The warp ts wound | ihe United Btates, every twenty-four ‘ And Mitchell, Blair and Lambert was a caution to the fates. nearly twenty years elapsed between the} on a reel and passes through a board in which small holes | Bolg ‘Too 'Far—vip have got accustomed to stories ‘of h they have ‘em oftener Phieiel. ‘The four Chicago “Tenderfoots” got treatment that was cruel, sketching out of the plan of “Paradise| alternate with long slits so that half the warp remains sta- street beggars with large bank accounts, but when they turn highwaymen, as they seem prepared to do on slight ( occasion, they discredit thelr profession. Why are they OOS 2ODOOOSOSGOPOODHOINS * tolerated? a THE REAL NEW YORK, SOMEBOpDIES. } In a sermon yesterday evening an over-zealous INCKREY, REV. J. H. D. clergyman of this city declared that in spite of a reform] riage, Ae is trying ea administration New York was “never viler than it is| building there for a home for colored to-night.” students at Harvard. It ts to be As the reverend gentleman had previously re-| cul! eer mule fe ETON, E “the writer on ant markod that “Democracy is permeated with poleonous: mal life, has made a specinity for exahalations from the lower levels,” that “Republi-} twenty years of stidying tho fo t- canism is rapidly oozing out from the Republican sree ef Wild animals. When he can i party,” thet “it would take a strong microscope to dis-} {? )?. pesrnenes impressions of them ‘cover the reform" in Mayor Low’s reform administra-| ROSE, REV. F. D.—a chaplain in the i tion, and finally that “our society is rotten in some} Navy, ix greatly bothered by his won ty senses from top to bottom,” he was evidently more se {leness 38 Admiral Dewey, rhich leads crowds to gath f anxious to get into the papers than to adhere to facts.| piaud wherever he goes and.ap: As a matter of fact, however, New York was never} WARE, PENSION COMMISSIONER— more cleanly than it {s to-day, and never was there] has made a rule forbidding his er Jess drunkennees and disorder than at the time| Plovecs to drink to excess and has dismi: v cle of the misguided preacher's ouslaught. We repeat} <jrmisred” several clerks on that Lost" and the completion of the work. The actual labor of composition was condensed Inté two or three years. THE BOWERY GIRL’S SOUL. Owen Kildare Tries Poetry on “ The Party” in the Moonlight on the Hudson. Listen! I have been up against all sorts of games and know that, whether of the 400 or of the four millions, a fellow has to fit himself gome way to make a hit at a soctal function. And that is where I fell down! I got stuck for two Uckets for a moonlight up the Hud- son; but The Party, Instead of getting mad at me for being so easy, thought It wouldn't be so bad to take a sail after a hot day, provided I'd stay with her and keep away from the lower deck, where the breezes come in glasses. There are some who say I like nothing 80 well as corned beef and cabbage, but that's a mistake. Sure, I eat It and have even eaten so much of it that I am ashamed to meet a cow face to face for fear of being re- proached; but my long suit is poetry. And all you got to do is to look at any book of poems and phin Record. tionary while the other half can be raised and lowereg to allow the passage of the woof or gller. A TALL POLICEMAN. And they found that Robert Osgood was no Colorado tuel. THE BRUTE! ALL IN THE FAMILY. TRUE SYMPATHY, ; He—How proud and haughty that twhat we have said before, that of all great citics in a mm Saale Atlee aa Tine Coay ie you will find that those long-haired fellows can rave about the world New York is morally the cleanest. | cae self nothing ag fine as about moonlight. . A MORNING. She—Yes, she protiably Inherits her I have sald time and time again that The Party is the Mecermtlve Gearing fro ther: finest ever, but I had never seen any romantic business about SUNDAY LAWN TENNIS. The glad, mad wind went singing LAPADBUY A eerlOg Shor nee fener: her, and was determined to show her the beauty of {t on this ' "The tennis champion, Larned, and the former ‘by, re ‘occasion. . champion, Wrenn, spent yesterday practising on the | The white clouds drove athwart Tom—Why 80 melancholy, old “Step gently, sweet, and let me guide you to yon bower, Jew! ’ they hime, man? yrs of the evening will play a gladsome frolic Casino courts at Newport. Only Sabbaterians willl pug ‘heavy of the morning sky THE WAY TO DO IT. Jack—Mlas Jones resected me tast(| Were RePhyre, Of tn eve te we Pay @ gingsome A 7 ‘seek to criticise, though Larned was doing away from And all the world was sun and night “Oh, let's alt down under that canvas." She—Beauty ts only skin deep Tom—Well, or: up, There are home what public sentiment would not permit him to dew, He—Why don't you consult a good “That's the place I meant, sweet." 4] do in his native Jersey town, And’ awsets ole alr with audsen hl @ aermpesolonist? ae an, cof aniewa atl acees Well, why didn’t you say so? What's the matter with | a 7 We The point is that If Newport, to which we look for |[zixe spilled stars glowitig in the TOO MUCH FOR HIM how I can't help feeling sorry for you, anyhow?! scan eA en sactousstalltaa aval Popular’ (Rollos| OMoae B Yournt F i . . I A ; . Toy 4 manners and for a discree: observance of conven- cedars’ hold. HI the poor girl, let uc soul commune with each other, and bathed in fair|7 feet in his stockings, and with shoes tonalitles, 1f not necessarily of morals—if Newport, |} ee LEFT OUT. Luna's dancing sheen, let us soar on to realms"— |and helmet close to $ feet, where our highest society congregates, sanctions Sun-|f}7 (1vwhed tor very Joy of ite, : ‘Bay, ain't you feeling well to-night? I want to know —_—_ ay lawn tennis why does New York find it incumbent heart, in what's the matter with you. é RAG-TIME FIFING. y “Oh, sweet, the murmur of your voice is song, the anthem on its moral character to arrest small boys for Sunday | f Of this glad world with beauty rife, of our love. Whisper again"— baseball? The small boy has the excuse denied the Shaan part! , “You better quit your kidding or I'll shake you.” swell, that it’s bis only opportunity. The arrest of i ih cles of My poetic soul, hurt to the death, crept back into Its shell, Li the Protectory and the Fordlam boys early in the} [Gave ur this golden heritage of and I aed ner bedava wlaaa. cf soda. » | season and the subsequent arrest of other baseball r f “where's your sola—sweet?” she asks me, when I re- (] playing boys elsowhere in and around the city show} H oy) oo, miue wky, oh! keen, glad turned, doing a little kidding of her own at the same time. Fi that we are not quite so enlightened as Newport as to win ; hf “I can't carry two glasses, #0 I had mine below : ay oat : t ; " "she says, and the little wise guy knew 5 the innocuousness of outdoor sports on the day of rest.|| 1 wonder me it this may Ue, Yes, T guess go," she sa } , 5 wo Le That nome day, leaving Ife behind, Se ae ee arntawialt dani aad ata THE TELEPHONE VOICE. on w new land, new talk oe i) t A voice and nothing else, said the contemptuous] 80 exquisite that, lo! with thrilling “Yes, pillow your heed upon ae pearl . He knew not “Central's” dulcet soprano, Sof breath, “Oh, cut that out. Let's talk sense. Roman. : He Be d age entra ‘ 1 pran oft aoe LPAI ee And now I don’t know if there 1s no poetry in The Party worda over the wire from her lovely larynx have ravished ar taaat ies i y, Smear, there @ | or no senee In the poets. many masculine ears, Now they have won a husband} —rheodosia Garrison, in The Book- See ci ion all iakt aociely artist, aney aay She—I want « ticket for the mati Well, I had to come down off the funny horse with the in the case of Ada Thompson, the siren of the Port man, but whe owed - hd ORREKS nee, ® | hopping wings and we talked sense, which In this case was n when I a wed him my bill hi Yeu; he wrote a textbook He—Sorry ma'am, but we got real estate. ly eroal Washington, L. 1., ewltcbboard. Charles L., Knapp, the railroad agent at the village, had frequent occasion to) — — = . Lai a ae = use the telephone and: was charmed by the gentle femin- ia - =" —eee our ows. 7a OE ies Prof. Fermin Cooley, Ske voice that answered him. ‘The exchange of business! J I! 1EI Y l ETTE S FR mh Cee nei bere ERED ‘ Pa., has discovered a ‘fi Messages led to other Jess important to the a . +No," and a sharp glance was shot at me from her | 12" fifers. The performer holdg the pipe ‘wrold but more so to sender and receiver, Thea yocal 1/84/1018 and 706, |pilrpose, and as the matter of coal t# | }:im Gaszling orbs; “Just a ttle house ike. And then we may|{P Dia left hand while he plays, With | art students, nou but single e 12ODOOE Qe CHE OO The son, where—some day—we intend to have a little shanty of arty has about @ dozen claims staked along the Hud- the right hand he fans the alr above It seems to me as if he is in dan- | canals from the river through the desert, , sai i To 10 FAltor of The Rvening W vital to the busine nd cherrtes and ‘i aa endearments, a courtship by wire ‘sight unseen” and| ‘j\; yd 0 the business, the houlth and) ger all the while. Wh 5 grow a few potatoes a ane Danone : Pali, aclon,coocting, & Sorat eceRec nent ae cement | iii inion me what In the popula. |the life of she people, why cainot the | recrulting ofleer. ahousd. sen’ har be |enrdens ihe toot ferhie wi ta eeleta| YA few cocoanut planta would took aloe. the inetrument in auch a way a8 to give ; iy. f agement of marriage, | on of the citien of Herlin and Ham-|same policy be employed in hile case? | would te immediately struck with ase|The waste desert remereie thie Gord, | ‘tWell, we.could have them, too, and welll have—- feave the Ate” and ‘vend, thong “see And now they are one and receiving the congratulations |?!" C. 8, |Mining land of all kinds Js the ono thing | {onighment at seeing auch a well-formed |The one great river running neush tho] .,“Fald on & minute! To plant too much on such sound Waves forth to the Histeneres with nd the Strike, ow remalcing in the hands of private | © great river running through the! jio¢ would stifle the growth of some of the trees, ai Odd ‘entect nan out of the foremost ranks, I sup-| centre owned by a few men, who make pose Innocent girls are also infatuated. | enomous profits by selling the water to 1 think he Js the man who should have | the poor Inhabitants of the desert. It has captured Harry Tracy. He could’ then | been proposed by some that canals be Wear a deauciful medal upon his modest | made from the river and thus supply chest. I pity him HUMBLE, |ail the people with water, But that the ‘pf their friends. To the Boi Parties th h ¥ a 0 the Béltor of The Kvening World parties that, with {te carrying plants, A No One need wonder. A yolce ever soft, gentle and! In the interest of the public cannot |#hould be in the comtrol of the Btato | Wow An ordinary womankind attains an irrosistible sac-|(he Government condemn the coal Inewis, |F Of the general government, Sledge ‘harinity of tone when conveyed over the wire to the! {"°,#eN® of the etrike, take powsesal n|hammer blows about selfishness and | of them for a price ope wreed will do i i jum of man. Perhaps the electric current refine! for the be TAA of ily ae rit ST bdr] must be plenty of room for the sweetest plant of them all, SEP Hy PP Tr beara ho fruit, but ft 1s beauty and beautifies everything EGYPTIAN COTTON, about ft, Apples, bananas, cherries, what care I for them| Hxyptian cotton is being Introduced in as long a8 1 have my beautiful Rose. Texas, and promines to revolutionise tne Before she could utter the usual Oh, go on!" for which | cotton industry of the South law governing the condemnatio uth was shaplig iteelt, 01 pened an Mog it makes it superfine, Yow there be who resist| duestion of coal supply te one that oor |PFoPery Might solve the problem.” a. A Parable fen who own the river strenuously ops ee ee ae ae nr <A ale phat teg ren ear # now, and can A i e pone, aa it would take profits, Gocnn't care ha: ea island 60 enehantments and had Knapp boon one those who|<*'2*, #! the people, collectively and Another Adytsor. Te the WAllor of The Hrenina World: eles away thelr profits | And then she has the nerve to tell me she doesn't for|{s even better than the soa island eot- singly. In ail cases in which advantage |Tv the @éitor of Tee Bveaing Werld In Arigona there are deserts of waste N im as unmoved by the supe | 7 him y perlor concord of sweet! to the public Js to accrue, property | TI notice that wome poor untortunate| sand that have never een of any ube | Shim, £2, men the channele through|PO 1. 2 nitcneg, you should eee any pineapples|lonaer fre than ower cottons, and lis is id have marked him as a « i necessary for the carryi out of hes been deformed whioh mignt flow to all people the water . Ms & susplolous char-! iocommary for tne carrying Cut of any | has boem deformed by Geauty. He algna| to mankind until now, No water ex-| ot this great, river have, never peon| Of covoaniute from the Hudaon in the market, just think of | seed can be removed ao eaally that is V condemned, @ppraleed and selaed for the |saye the adoration of girls Rae qrotee’ of tap dawurt, ea here bone se Fes Beets Wie. earreierh oartoultores ML Ick pester nelle’ ha ~ ~~ SANT. mee ton, The Egyptian cotton has much