The evening world. Newspaper, August 9, 1902, Page 6

9S ROO NEN ane ONO UTE) Pil RieiMADON ceaceaiaa: Bo Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. & to (3 , t _ Park Row, New York, Entered at the Post-Omee y, at New York as Seoond-Class Mail Matter VOLUME 48..... 14,963. 42 OO94OHO9 In his offictal declaration cn police organization and nos nia discipline Mayor Low could hardly have avoided the delicate and dificult question of Sunday law enforce- ment if he had wished to do so, He has shown more wees 8 She Funny Side of Life. eer eck inc he meteiy roksan the'promtias JOKES OF OUROWN THE HUMAN PUNCHING BAG oODp!TY CORNER. BETTING. THE HYPOSCOPE. Betting on the results of the re- cent municipal elections at Rome was permitted by the Government. The wagering was conducted on the Parl-mutuel sys- tem, and the prof- {ts were devoted to charitable pur- poses, BIG INSECT. The stick insect of Borneo, the, largest insect! known, {8 some: | times thirteen of the platforms on whieh he nominated and the personal pledges made by himself and his supporters during the campaign. This is common honesty and sound politics as well, and Mayor Low can well afford | 3 to stand the censures of those who having supported | ¢ him on a clearly understood issue now blame him for | + frankly avowing his intention of keeping his word. Bi ‘That this 1s good politics is attested by the comment | { A PARADOX, ter, for worse’ she had wed of the most cengorious and bitter critic of his adimin- istration, District-Attorney Jerome, who says’ “The gist of the Mayor’s remarks upon the excise question seems to be that the law shall be enforced but that it shall only be enforced to the extent of not losing any votes.” To secure the continuance of reform administration yotes are important and Mayor Low is wiser in his generation that Police Commissioner Roosevelt was ople don uch ast 3) Such weather as we've had lately iswt Mt to talk a in bis, 0. OPINION. Do you care for health foods?" It je ‘The Unanpwered Question.—The varying accounts of the uch, Those that don't bok » but recent row at Atlantic City help us to understand why It ike sawdust taste like whiekbrooms. some species of is that no one has ever been able to answer the questi: I'm waiting till they put on the market stick Insects have “Who struck Billy Patterson? something with less health and more beautiful colored J about it wings that fold “ ” ———— | like fans. A PICTURESQUE CHARACTER. sOstAL ROT Bs i Gov. Odell, talking politics yesterday, said of Devery: “I wish 1 was the fool-killer.” e HUGE ET. “That fellow is a picturesque character. His sayings are “But sutelde ls a sin 3] rhe wife of the Mbmvatimes'worth preserving, I read lle speeches care-| © a e Governor Ge New wae at SA hyposcope, whose object is to enable soldiers to fully.” ‘True merit will out at last and approbation trom}; BORROWED JOKES. Fear eee a Tes ceensice ouigncaute saute root ahlek, with an anparatus Z| bab: ° eans of whic e sight ean en withor 08 @ great Governor is praise indeed. But they know in areas) ane | for a pet. marksman te the fire of His opponent. abe & 3+ g ¢|A LIVE MUSEUM OF DRESS-| ARMCHAIR GROWN FRO/1 A SEED. A Rue de la Paix magnate ts think- ing of opening a sort of live museum of the Ninth that Devery is something more than pic-| 5 Raat turesque, He 1s a whole kaletdoscope of personality, ? ay'toct mise hotnwved mien sna an entire moving-picture show of his own and the men | jately. ee and voters of the Ninth District who have had their eyes He—You must be exceedingly ner ‘at the peepholes ahve seen the big Chief in many inter- your. = |dresses, says the London Tele graph. In esting roles. She—Nervous: ga‘leries, to which @ few privileged 3 He—Yes, otherwise you wouldn't let vishors would be admitted by special First there was Devery the Orator, modestly dis-| such little things bother yous-Philadel- invitation, the couturler’s latest orea- élaiming any ability to make a speech and making a rat-| {pha Press tions would be exhibited on the persons tling good one, pouring out thoughts that breathe and| % ANOTHER VICTIM. of a numerous staff of “mannequins.” words that burn, Then came Devery the Philanthropist,| «Wo sae ihe: inter, of (Sollee oe eR eee P Well, sir, it does look Ike Provt who usually show off dresse ‘ore Cus tom ‘The couturler explains that a sxelalmed the lence is dead ag’in me! Southwest Georgia man. Vhy—what's it been doing to you filling the widow's coal bin and the poor man's stomach; Devery the Fntertainer, with excursions and large par- ap large staff, providing a “com- plete assortment of figures,” will be re- a ties and free vaudeville; Devery the Free Spender,’ ®,, 4 throwing coin to the small boys, setting ‘em up to all “Well, just as soon as the sun got eee AG tek daw all rte « ctteae. af r fin I hot enough to brile beofsteak, beef inves / Jit would Include a slim but well-de- te oe and sine a few bills left over for little) @ hot enourh to brile pacts oar be The People have been knocking Knox for ovsr-trustful lenience, veloped “mannequin” for “costumes de one ie is me plays ntany parts, but {t h Danton UNDE And now the Trusts, with swifter swats, cause him new inconvenience. sport another with shoulders suitable ‘es mn , bul as Roosevelt beholds hig lttle frie "es for setting off ball dresses, a third fa~ his little friend, in manifest astonishment, eile with the special stage walk and WILLING TO OBLIG n, The expert “liv- Become a human punching bag for future folks’ admonishment. ent and so deport been given to few to play them so well or to excel in £0 many lines of human endeavor as Bill the Big Chicf.| 2 je" here”) snl she Kindly old 1 aeporument and so on. The expe) " ” Gee FRSA : i E H Sac ting dun y eo c ” a He {a more than a “picturesque character,” he is 4 po-| not to so apend it QUEER COINCIDENCE. j HE HAS GROWN. Fe eee ag geisenl gal ayerats ee Scaae Suey at : ‘ $10 a week, her board—that is to say, an luncheon and dinner—and four dresses {a year, ma ie in the establishment in which she Is employed -———— “SNAKE- BITE” OEATHS- A considerable proportion of the deqths in India annually attributed to snake bite are probably due to polson- ing of another sort, says Navy and Army, The explanation is simple and interesting. When a man, in an outly- Ing village dies evidently from the ef- fects of poigon It is the duty of the headsman of the village to take In, 1f not the body, at any rate the viscera, for examination by the civil surgeons of the nearest clvil etation, which may be some thirty miles away. ‘To avoid this tedious journey the name of the de- This armchair grew from the seed of a gingko tree, plant- sed 18 duly entered on the village|ed in Corea, says the Pittsburg Gazette. » native who , 014 and Frail.—While Secretary Shaw ts visiting New York we beg to call his attention to the fact that within a week two venerable but properly certified harbor excursion steamers have broken down with their customary load of passengers aboard. 4 NEW YORK’S DEMOCRATIC MAYOR f ze : SOMEBODIES. } On hearing that Mayor Low had started off on his * a vacation and that Mr. Fornes had assumed the duties of | BALFOUR, MR.—England's new Pi 4 Acting Mayor, ex-Comptroller Coler promptly hied him] miler stands when writing or readin over from Brooklyn to look in on the City Hall; not| MvInk for thls purpose a tall deals on that he had any special business there, but he merely | srr mgisy eee naishing the i: wanted to enjoy the sight of New York's City Hall 0c-| jretto | TS ReeR A ethene tia / cupled by a Democratic Mayor. nd f ‘There is no reason why the New York City Hall alt it anuel Moor o to of an ope ath, ‘The scene ts lald dn st the plot is that of the Dick." The music ts by ce i should not be always occupied by a Democratic Mayor. eS : , MOELLERS, p has just died, if A majority of the voters of Greater New York are] say tne iret. Hequimaux journalist th | records as having died from snake bite,| planted it pruned, twisted and guided each tendril of the F Democrats. ‘They would like to cast a majority vote} He wrotr " 4 and the entire village 1 afterward] growing plant until at the end of twenty years It presented He wrote and printed hls Mugesy the a i . for Democratic candidates in municipal as in State| and travelled Chrough Greenland sell Papa—What! You that young name Pete? ready to swear that {t saw the snake—|the above aspect. ‘The chi welghs over one hundred SUES EA PU ORES ZONDE Ae veer ra-svete do Ztook umes ( eMait # gard and a bait lons—whlell (pounds, js (or Inches in height and twenty-five Inches wide, , id the deed, and which was subse-|It has been bought and carried to Calltirnia by a s and National elections. But they will not stand for a}! '* it was Claudie or maybe Alg now how much non? quently slain by several different people] tain. In its natural ¢ om the gingko tree sometimes tad , ur now will ne avout double that |recellection of her own recent ordeals, | wear hij 1 igh collars. Why not adopt the] Firefiles are sold nightly by peddlers in crowded rter time. Also, the cable , alre | begs me to interts 5 pay Thor en Be DEH yx afraid to knock out an |i summer, Jaily, half the hands|jife a burden, It ts tort ladies y ‘ome sg for. th poor : hg iy bane y ee ee fol Aes ‘ " rv, 6 5 ure to stand in apparently nice girls, but| women go hatiess in summer for th wonable excuse had to pay @ crown for les site ‘ure clammy with perepiras | n etowded “"L’! cur from Ono Hunarea {Beir mother claims she only punishes| most part, Why not be ood, patted, uate mel Sok Fores Zi BLO RMA, RAL TA YAS A every. cP soneiid, Vere. sich ais ; tom renewed to-day the poor-rate of Yon, Phen lote of people grip your|end Fourth etrect. to Barclay street, |sem because they deserve It, They both | able at the. : apie and “alate Rt oR Human hair on the bead grows at the rate.of an inob minster would show @ very MORNE AGA, | two month, eee. A ata v6 YOry wonatble t as Rockefel 3s as feller employees think and other repre-|"*\"}rotest against the silly practloe of a Mayor of the Van Wyck type, or even for one of the SULTAN OF TURKEY has employed Hon shove Seb 3 ¢ a number of Eni oMicers tn wughter—No; b i alcyery Gilroy type. THN eae erence aap th FS. colnieldanes aekea HIGH POLISH in several totally different sets of clr-| reaches a height of 100 The spectacle of a Democratic Mayor in the City] ar, pain A eas Bike aanio quesiion About you. | SumUtenees ——— { : Hall by election would be agreeable. The spectacle of : ; Dutehy- ‘Ten years ago 1 yas ein = A A BRIDEGROOM, af a Republican Mayor in a Democratic clty should be OR : PROSPERITY. Tiahesa aetcanyschenacleiice? A WIFE 5 NAME instructive. ermilk Hill, the highest 4 a ees es nyc Dea tl eer | ° : yutchy—Yaa. Now levas ein poor i er County, which adjoins his. bis ay 5 van | ] estates around Pocantico Hills | THE LATE ALDERMAN BRIDOES. Ss - And How the Average i Pneumonia has carried off Alderman Bridges and]@—= 7 —— 5 NICELY ADJUSTED. { Husband Sidesteps it. I removed one of the Board’s most interesting and, per- THE LITTLE MINSTREL. | “What does your husband call you?" suddenly asked th 3 haps, one of its most influential members. When| | 1" ands are solled. his throat is) hostess, “Do you realize that most men don't eall thelr Bridges turned on the tap of his oratory and gave the Filaituoelislaivenked mithidiritand|l (envi Rs in particular? Now, what do you call your hus- stream full vent some hearers were moved to irreverent thin, | “John, of course,” replied a dimpled matron, promptly, | x mirth. ‘There are those,” said Don Quixote, “who| | 4" many a slip is in the air | “And I call mine Dannie—Dantel seems too formal, some} 4 throw books out into the world as If they were fritter | one re ena par * volunteered a bride, sadness dwella within his eyes “f call mine Bobble, confessed the young woman In the | ri " . dees ; : dou | - and B: sl es mM way anon a with regard to The shoes are ragged on his feet, ae loworm—Oh, well, Mrs. linen waist, “Of course, he was baptized Nathaniel, but I} i. speeches. But though they were laughed at they car-| | And scoffers stop to criticise ugg, It's no use opposin= our chil- Barber—Any particular sort of@| don’t like tt. | ried a weight that might bave been denied them had] | The litte minstrel in the street so we let ‘em Juin the turnge- brush you'd like me to ure, air? @| “Charles,” sald the quiet Httle woman in the corner, when they been more conventional and so lacked the audience | Phere by the curb he plays away 2 ands. A worm will tu Customer—No: any deather duster @ | her turn came, says the Chicago News. f ; their Iudicrousness gave them. SyELHRAikaathcae beat acd winssl ihe wilt 9, “All of which goes to prove,” resumed the hostess with F blow chill, | SURE THING, increasing elation, ‘the second of my theorles—that a woman Tt will be remembered to the Alderman’s credit that} | og i yhe, ua the crittes say | ACCOUNTS FOR IT. never lacks a name for her husband. Sometimes she has p his plea for the poor motormen “with one hand on the| | “11 1 Aeeoen ay several, For Instance, I've heard that some wives call thelr a: brake and the other on the ‘luctricity, frozen almost to} | Bu wit! 1 ‘strain a six-foot husbands by even so diminutive a title as “Tippy. P Meath! qancan imiporaat agency, ( comaciling the|||, Rive’ cal mea ‘Thereupon a binck-haired young woman turned pink and ret car com nanlon to pioiise Fite) cried: “Well, what if I do? Do you suppose it 19 In any reet-ci pam! y, prom: protection for motor- Pan onaraa ay atarAa Toit woman's power to live forever up to the stern standard of men, ills resolve to “thaw out the Rapid Transit Com- | ‘ sad ‘Caled'?”” 5 missioners” was more than a mere threat, An examina- ‘The Wttle minstre! in the street “Don't get excited, dear,” said the dimpled matron, turn- qi foul of other ordinances be introduced shows many ip ; ing to the tempting frappe on the rustic table at her elbow. Say, ragged Mttle minstrel, why ¢ >| “Let's let Virginia explain her theory further.” the public interest. . ® | Must people linten but to near | |4 £| ‘You see," began the hostess, “I've been studying this ‘ The false note. e r in by | thing tll it is almost @ mania with me, I can't see a man “ VANDERBILT'S “PRIVATE DISTILLER,” The strain that rises soft and clear? $ and a woman together without being consumed with a de-| é A moonshiner arrested on George W. Vanderbiit's Oh, it were well with us if we | Thisun—I don't hear you grumbling «| sire to know what he calls her. I've kept count for a month lapane) tua obadsbiatan lakantaee Pipers saints announced that he was “Mr, Vanderbilt's] | MiKMt 18 our own way sound the} Pacareieatiih RE ee borrows $ Firet Mosquito—What's roan a8 Say Aero ROR tu the usual salutation & man gives oi'ine" farm Solomon lalands, before rivate distiller,” but the cofiniale inte ; awoet acer—Hie ° nakers? How $ your lawnmower so often Spiker? You look blue! P§ 1 pMllctals haled Lim off || qyq gquitieas motes ay oft ax hen Gia vourGa ii? our lawnmower ao often, | § Byker? You look bluet | B | “aly dear.” guessed the bride, quickly. @ young man is allowed 10 marty he ta ine little aninatrel in the street Racer—-Oh, there's only one way lawnmower these days I send over $ one of those blue-blooded Smith- “Old woman,” sugwested the slender young matron, de-| \, the depths ive ha wesnon 158 ek It is easy to fancy the mountaineer's menta! shock | | Hoston Budget, | [$1 didn’t bet 1 borrow his ping-pong Joneses last night by mistake, @ | flantly. HPeiteg nee erts aa @@ discovering that Mr. Vanderbilt is not a big = — —P Prendrene Fe eKe OOS oo 292 ENE ORONO > A . * O64 “Little girl’ volunteered the woman in the Ii 7 ‘ ‘ . 4 Digger man | * . $ © PEE CREHOEGIOON OP POOH ni nen waist jon. e @han Uncle Sam, When be looks over Croeeus's broad LE = SS — $< — : "Not at ail, Just plain ‘Bay,’ Out of thirty-seven gases saniduike a ae BE ANS very small eee Vard tears tates cf iis gold late and general poled Zire heard Bey nine times, ‘Shy dear’ three times. opening into which the hair ts forced. if sence, “ arth | 1 Y I E I | E S F rt | a E E I E ‘ ‘as white)! Whon the hair ha wn Bowechold magnificence, his private car with its special I EL R RO H P OP ‘. once and ‘Mary’ once, leaving twenty-three cases where tho ane thick Aacuge tarda ie gon Mocomotive, and his red rattling man-slaying automobile poor woman got absolutely no name at all, On the other] curcly on the head, hair and hat are fee is not to be blamed for regarding lim as gronia| Clmaretic Haute Is «t ' wrench the F hilt ay large, travelling balf as readers would tell me what to do, aa 1{ hand, in only five out of the cases studied did the wife fall} cut of together amid great reJolcings itban the rather tough-looking individuals who eaccut ar Bet Adee \ AO inenden ' to give her husband some familiar name." and the young man is pronounced a At 1 r ° ga . ; =| alight idea of the horrors of an candidate for matrimony. She tor the ganoral vvermient in mountain mith anes *GHSERVANT dure asr'Contamen + BITS OF NATURE SADBTARE (ag! @ substance ts right there before his eyes and Should He Interferet | To the RAllOr of The Avening World - LORDS ARE LAZY. other tellows seem to represent the shadow. In Cane of an OL)? Strtice, wo ihe j . 1am from Hilnol In New Zealand red clover could not be successfully grown D The “private distiller’ point of sr iaaabell 1h SOs EB ee the Elio of The voning. Word | York on a little visit, untit bumblebees were imported and acclimated, ‘Those in-| , The attendance in the British House of Th point of viow prevatls else LARELEE A SA cer eaten Sem eRe! | ie AIRE LEO volte by fortiliaing the flowers through moving fram one to| Lords is mostly mengte in the extreme, here, There are Vanderbilt employeos better up in Jor Re eee esa aii ie har ivan tuna Fespective> | summer costumes and their ugliness, In| another have changed the island from an annual importer his ont ye eet bere pp ey pe Seanad my : ‘Poapadal Popes ei sabi men wear coats Why not pi is r prayers pald ‘a greatness of thelr employer and the public. ‘They| _ Obsretm ty Shaking Ii Be Alpe aa ea aes Pree Mog bagedT ade Netra pid Plyrner BRR gered are ber biny neyy rr pea pal Mal and valuable source of wealth suiting to the poor-box, unless he was the Ealtor of orid i , above the rank of @ baron or bishop, kad baud ip such @ way as to crush the] But consider what it would be on @ thir mothers whe to's’ wider Bis reaa te