The evening world. Newspaper, July 30, 1902, Page 6

“24 WMUNESO! F EVENED JULY BF, 10g, é Published by the Press Publishing Company 6 red at the Post-Office iy | Matter. VOLUME ; Sins NO. 14,983. A WORLD TRUST AT LAS The important and Interestng announcement is made . 8540904914949 08S-9 6546644444095-006 } organizations of the world— the Standard In this country | aud the Nobel and Rothschilds in Europe—have made \ § { an agreement. Hereafter the price of of] for every cou} 7 PRR ARO D SeeTN eg tm JORESOFOUROWN| THE BIG CHIEF TO THE EASY BOSS. ans) TO CRAWL THROUGH A CARD. It is only fitting that our Standard Oil Trust should be the head and front of this combination. It wa among the first and nl of all the trusts. It is also the most aggressive and arbitrary. , It| is the ideal trust. We may natur Cocoanut — trees grow in large plantations close to the shore all over the Philip- pine Islands. Within, the last * FREQUENTLY, rtd At Joust y find the 1 Is often very ort the most succe lly expect the Sugar Trust to follow the Standard’s Jead and a world’s Iron and Steel Trust) } DOG twelve years the would be next in order, ‘The iron and steel makers of | + “Devery his politi trade has in- : ‘ ct sti slo over each | 2c) banner creased tremend- the world in self protection would tumble over each |.) a BNA p the SEBOUEE other in getting into it, The others would follow as al}... en aR Is periodically af- Seh : matter of course. ‘ = — a OUCHIN ON =) fected by heavy This country will have a melancholy ure in con-|:5 FEMININE REPART! SEND FOR, Ano APPERTAININ' To typfioons, but it k a i * “Dhey say a girl ought ept the ‘ requirs only a I Cag ne Tes tn oer tes OLS tast_ man who propoges to her rather Ben _ S fom igeare tp pick Burope against the new order. What are they going to]? iy tne nat man Wee ee up again do about it? Well, dear, in your will a se I fancy 3t thing.’ PINEAPPLES. Pineapples grow so plentifully in Natal at certain seasons that it 1s not worth whity earting them to Cut a playing card lengthwise In the middie, as shown In figure 1 of the muss market, and they | tration. Bend it along the cut and make incisions on both sides, as in figure 2 are often given to | After unfolding the card you will have obtained a long band, wide enough to | ount to the sam — BLOCKING THE TUNNEL, - It was misplaced confidence which allowed the|é f Board of Aldermen to have anything to say about| ‘Jean when St says: ‘In proposing the building of the Pennsylvania's tunnel from New| 305° Beveuliea by elrcumstances? Jersey to Long Island. As a reswit this vast and| 4 ,./ probable refers to the girs finan valuable improvement, fraught with immense benefit to every interest of New York, has been set back, and obstructive tactics originating in the Board of Alder- men have secured a delay of at least a year, The delay ought not to be allowed to last longer \ than that. It ought not to take more than one session of the Assembly to frame a bill which shall protect the interests of the city and satisfy the requirements of the Pennsylvania Railroad under an agreement in which the Board of Aldermen shall not have a word to say. PROBABLY. “What does this “Guide to Happines par. A PREVENTIVE. eee in conse- | allow a person to crawl through, : “There is a banner crop of wheat this year." “That ought to kgep the market from $ flagging.” ‘ ow + RAILROAD SIGN LANGUAGE| MOUNT PELEE’S CHIMNEY’S. \ It is not deaf mutes alone who employ the sign language. Rallroaders have a tongue of this sort that, since ra!iroad- ing began, has been growing until now anything that needs to be sald in it can be expres: as perfectly as in words, says the Philadelphia Record. The sig- nals of railroaders are made with the hands and arms in the daytime, and with a jantern in the dark, the lantern by the » being comprehensi- ble at a far greater distance than the daytime ones. The latter are made with one arm or with both, at the brake- man’s option. To go ahead, to stop and] to back are the leading ones. The arms moved horizontally and vertically make the firs: two. signals: the bavi turned and the arms pushed out makes the last o1 The main lantern signals are an up and down, a crosswise and a cir- cular movement. There are. of course, ndred other signals, a he ry tly in different ts of the coun- But the ones as intelll- p everyWhere among railroaders ae the English language itself. —— MISTAKES OF ANIMALS. It Is just as easy to deceive an animal is It Is to take in human beings. Thou- inds of birds leave a field or a gardea alone merely because a scarecrow has een stuck up in the middle of It, says the Pittsburg Guzette. Fishes are constantly swallowing hooks that are hidden in make-believe fies. A Jog that worried a pasteboard at looked a truly pitiable object when he found out his error. Show a toy snake to a monkey, and It will probably scream from terror, There ¢ NoT A DOORL BoRROWED JoKEs. THEY NEVER DIF. ‘Phat vaudeville artist had some lever jokes. T wish I could remember ANOTHER ISLAND. Is there further expansion in store for us? It louks like it. Things are coming our way; at least i Islands are coming our way. We have had to send a} ¢ ean Any iy and! Mike mcctay gunboat to Cape Haytien, in Hayti, to protect life and | © proken off? property and appearances indicate that we may have} { aie to send a land force, Then Haytl will be ruled by neither of the self-proclaimed dictators who are en- gaged in mutual slaughter and devastation, but by the United States. It is asserted that there is no hope for Hayti.|\p Judwe Will It a humanity; Is it Year by year it a retrograding from its former OW) ee eee my an standard of civilzation and relapsing into the an-| % ventte nder for automobiles: cestral barbariam of the Congo and the Guinea coagt.! «Pl! mle Only foreign intervention can save it, and it seems to ANYTHING BUT FUNNY. be generally recognized that the United States is its er—The average man takes life | ; alan. much too seriously patural guard | Over—Oh, 1 dont know, It's no joke But if we take charge of Hayti we may bo sure! 4 iia arrested, fur murder Chicago le ofethe West Indies will be unloaded on) {Daly News - et i ven » i - sete attuntion : hief to Platt and Chauncey; “I can give you points, I fancy us. a 5 a ‘There's a lot of good old votes on tap in Pennsylvania State. : And you'll lose ‘em, every one, if this strike ain't quickly done; ene EOE ce os So get to work and patch things up before you are too late.” Palmer, convicted! In SOMEBODIES. | In the case of Warren General Sessions of forgery, sentence was suspended] paREREY. er mind. You'll hear all of them this winter when the theatrical season Is on.'—Toledo Bee. COOK ONJECTED. § cook objected to ‘amily. Philadelphia GREATLY NE Fudge-l am just on the eve of a great fnvention Ta Powers PREPARED. IGNORANT FISH! EVEN HERE. MISS MARY—a_ stenog yesterday by Judge Newburger with District-Attorney] rapher, i# the first woman notary ever | ¢ five rordleteonetanata hl olexniveaitis Jerome's consent and he was discharged from custody.} #ppolnted tn the Btate of Virginia ¢ fcelings of a dog that fondled an India ; “6 5 college | CROWN PRINGE—of Germany ts a] ‘} rubber pup and then discovered its leged in Palmer's behalf that he was a college RO paws: allen “th ations of the great city| Clever automobllist and un¢ . error, When the grampus charges a graduate and that ‘the temptations of the great elty) oi ciate ail accidents to the] 2 erting boat minted! white, its folly can ; . ei . were too much for him.” This was his minister's! iyaonine é Only be accounted for on the supposition Pioukes Sra eulon) sen: Pelee is surrouecel ’ Huondeaas strict- 7 former] pREYF SAPT.hns never re-|® that It belleves It to bea white whale aroles or miniature volvanoes nen a lave S| aga eee eats yD veer aa real? yther hand, deer that come to| flows from a. volcdno its surface rapidly hardens, the liquid classmate, said: “The disgrace of being in the Tombs footer thar th mihotrare aE Mies itp iy : ¢ rsa Irink often do not liava lowing beneath a crust « aiaiueetebnestare among hardened criminals has been a strong lesson Pies ina omelets SEE S Y UH eC eR CU Ae formed, steam SNH Gok Beinees nevshowa dn for him.” HALE, DR. EDWARD E—says the|¢ ¥ je: Mlustration ° Palmer is to be congratulated on his good luck and] Gyier charm of his summer home at} ¢ 4 especially congratulated because he is not an east side} Mantunuck |= that It ds flve miles) ¢ entence for stealing a few lengths of lead] from eben, porsander :seute ‘ 4 ie £ LE QU xX, WIL AM—the novelist ate of such ma Ripe, Judges aro not aq) consid has been appointed British Consul to} factors. The poor youth handicapped greatly in al the mintature republic of San Marino, | criminal career. Here is Palmer, enabled by his} in order, tt ts satd, to enable him to college education to indulge in one of the most mnpiete bis history of Nating re gentlemanly forms of remunerative erime and giv yright, 1902, by Daily Story Pub. Co.) | but that seemed kind of sneaky, and I've always D now, Bot,” announced the Rising | been honest with you, haven't I, Dick?" Young Writer, tilting back in his chair| “Yes, Nan,” he admitted, “you nave. nd confidentially addressing the ink re- nd you know that workroom wax 10 place for r me." . MIGHI, MARQUIS—the great a helping hand when in trouble beeanse of that same TEU RETIAT TA De Chee ALE veccome tol the end of the| story: education. Knowledge is power An untrained Ji Declaration of Independence But I'll tell you who poses for my villains—all “It was not.” forced by his limitations to confine himself to thi (for whieh he was locked for three Tall One--1 see Rib Hel has a foot- © | of them,” declaimed the R. Y, W., with veliemoncé “And T had nothing else. And T would haye : ¢ y forms of « yotty} Years i a small cagey has just died non Automobile ; - © | “Mister Dennis Q. Smith, commonly called Denny. | watted for you, Dick, if you had ever seemed able fl ruder and more AM ERLE t nm f crime, petty) ee aman Short One That Innocent-looking bin distor Thies Antes Bee—Here, you, Bugs, I bought this!) Denny is a le ae good-natured chap, too, and ) to get along—even If only enough to barely take thievery or burglary, finds the Judge losing no time —— otman is a Coxoner in disguise. Kean renee te Le MM cory for honey and it's half glucose could like him were he not fool enough to see the | ¢ of me. It’s not the money. Dick, though In sending him to the Island, where, also, there are) | = : is from the northwest? <1 qualities in the girl I Ike, and to carry his | $10,000 Is a great deal.” ome “hardened criminals here's no classmate in > The Boy—Yesser. 1 know it all A GEN INT, | audacity to the point of liking her also.”” “I'm not blaming you,” he replied quietly: ae, to interecde for hit MATER DOLORQSA. right; tut maybe some of the fish mi, ENTEE HIN >| thing being forthcoming from the insensate) “But I blame myself for—fr what has hap- = 7 tained sumvartiounh } don't know it = vial, the R. Y. W. kept it up, with much says- | pened, for I know yc and [ liked == rough changiig years Ohe chay t y ies race faction: u. I'm sorry, It Dick f MER t - SDEIRAIL « “But let him smile and smile—he'll always be my | “Just circumstan . THE NEW PILES, , EERE SA UES | NOT THAT SORT. villains, He's been the hard-hearted usurer that| “And Denny, hy she said softly. New York {5 to spend $12,000,000 on the new MAS TALIAIé eunbedaie (A) turned out the widows and orphans in the cold,| “Where is he?” River pliers, and the improv will be of benefit to cold snow; he's been the faithless lawyer that de-| ‘Ho's walting for me on the | ars 1 to wake stroyed the will and left the rightful heir nothing | Dick went to the door and oa im: “Come the commerce of the city but a mourning ring and starvation. He's com-|1n, Denny, I'm going to have at thee, or ’ Iso be a good investment, as it will pay 6 pe r It will also be a & ny: y I 1 Her to mitted every dastardly deed from treason and ar-| anything of that sort ne on In cent., while-the money can be rowed by th ty at told son to bolting the straight Prohibition ticket; and Den me in and stood matnty on one foot. 3 per cent Tr rowe of the ra {n our present story, Bot, I've made him the hor-] and grazed at the floor with as much apparent ab- So far so good, But does the city get full value for " rible ogre, a fiendish ogtcast, and carried his deg-| sorption aa if he had never previously seen any ; a L knew en what tn vad radation to such a degree as to make him op-| contrivance of the kind. It was an embarrassing pa Ror: Aca 7 ’ ; Gd posed to the higher criticism, and in disgrace with| situation, and all three stood ill at ease, the sie Is 6 per on the cost of an im ment—not} | What depth of humay f could b the administration particularly so. s including the land—the ordinary ret H Lestate] BY & t “But never mind, Bot, I'm sure she's mine— A description of her prabably would be Jn order, investment Jn this Je It not customary to consi tow Yourniny. ‘e So what care I but it makes no difference whether she had blue the value of the land in estimating the equit returns Phousd Gmith be nigh? and brown hair, or brown cyes and blue halr, 4 Ci . re ¢ 7 Ig, Vii live Nay ions She was the one girl for each of th men, or at GPiBA ImAKOveMent:inyentr | tot ‘ merged | |? F by Well Have yo For Nan dle, east cach thought so, which is enough, As for her Witt sve : | Dian : ‘ panaliyrtiy A knock came upon the door. ‘The warbler arose eyes, it would at that moment have been dimMoult H “ ty | ay and admitted, decidedly to his surprise and dis-|1o determine thelr color. even had she held them BILL THE GOOD, | over on the wa SIDR TAYS Pe Ty oil luen. anpcohie iia. canst swanameeaaretly Mina Avkit— Hf ya. comfiture, the very lady, the subject of his im-|up, for by this time they were blurred and moist, Who fille the widoy y that ever smarts luteatieart aie lle vo PPA Tar Ny ten ame ty nati hero, ene a departure hy did @ | passioned ditty and object of his affections, Per-| Finally Dick ‘yell, T suppose T ought nd ¢ wither | | At what you tea | ; f t haps he wondered how thick the woodwork wa © say something, know you'll be good f oid | rahe MeE ny | pallet ma Meh supetbly Staylate (sulting actlan to word)— ARES SSR EAS ROR As ae AeS | to say something, 1 know you'll be sa i And thinks ihereiiy to w | ‘ ant JS tahtin’s den wen pa come home he } “He—Automodiien don't run to eoek- $ 1 suppose he couldn't leave It, be hy, what on earth, Nan"-— he began. to her and all that, because 1 guess you love her E y | Florence M in The Transeript. | |@ icked Jones kid alls and. poker niidenin I have something to tell you, Dick,” replied the} just as well ay anybody « And Ue utulate . oO Vo eg a aig bGanandinb oad eras 5 aGOOOO PES ARAORAR young Jady, In a tone that might have been} you on your inheritance, you know. Wouldn't ob- Who also f th r |= - — firmer, Ject to having # of that Ieind elf, but T And wet t throw “You must have— But won't you take a chair?’ | was always careless a ect rolatlyan’® bl ” “No, it won't take but a minute she went on. And then Denny yuttered something about I _E T i =R Ss FR¢ yea | | H E PEOPLE “Dick, I'm golng to be married,’ thanks," and the gir) glance Nt Dick. and somes “4 — ° It hit him hard, and the only speech he cou ther the palr of them stumbled out who stort ie t More People or say that trur Yet in most other forgot. ‘Phere ix one oth The papers | something abominable. It is tirat chilly,| frame was the very unromantic yet natural qu 5 ing Writer went j: to his tre ea MU. 1 say jt Und empty bottles scattered broadcast) th. soe | ton, “Who t Nairgy ina heist (hare quiet, while And make i w h h 4 ine) We t pe itles, ime eveoures may | z MACY Ls ways rainy F “yi ki ,. ” f t BOA ; i k and ‘ angers, Most of fy FA nd banther that “he wil ran [olimate we oan boast the heat of India,| “You know—Denny . the shadow of the sauat Ink bottle grew and grew a) that tn 1 Js of real hack to his paperless, uns |the chill of Siberia, the wetness of Nova But ten't this rather sudden? and lay across the floor, a broad, black bar aannew ite aicasite ls ‘ " that five! twhve 1 ‘ AM alate af eh i 1 cago. CABSIOPABA, [Boothe and at Umes the drought off “Maybe Jt Is,’ sald the girl, half deflantiy, "but At laxt he gathered the voattered ets of par Wiping ‘ Wh a1 masinfat . 1 “OBSERVANT Ae Rie Kansan Hurroo for our ragtime clt-| his uncle died and left him $10,000, and he came! per together and again took up his pen. "We mom Healy ie 1 \ by y ” Tika deaunuaainenne Td the Salton of the Risalig aria: mate NINTH DISTRICT and asked me, and I just Jdn‘t stand that far-] finish it up, Bh sid, “for tine, and the day. “y : world Mt isnt a , ere A says black and white are not colors, A School for Women Passeagers,| tory &y longer, so yesterday I quit. And you] of issue, walt no mar is raiKit probe. Who walt | Ma cory World Mnay® black i a calor Ta.the RAlior of Tue Bveniax World know, Dick | never sald T didn’t Ike bun ae well]! “And m the Prince came to bw own," he read Who does j AON. HOWEIB. Ta tanne to ee eee THREE NDB ‘Yo Marry EB, Roberts: ' Your letter] is 1 di you." ; |, «| aloud ae he wrote ft, “and married the Princess, =e A alata th ty pile Th Man le Ves, Abou women gettirg off street curs tho | "Ten thousand dollars won't last forever,” ho} and they lived happlly topetier ever after And scorns to hoard } , ; . ‘ ERT Et mi To the Hiitor of Tae Evening World Wrong Way And suggesting that warning | #414 “And that, Bot," he sald, putting aside the pen, Bi) Leve Ni eruthannar Lait rf y vier Kindly state whether or nat President *!6ns be posted in s. Was very 0, aut Denny ts going to invest part of it, and | 1 guess Is the end of the stor ’ ‘ . u wt )1MD! Roosevelt ever ran for Mayor of thls Hat my pees ry «(women do) open @ printing shop with the rest, and {1 will be There came another knock upon the door, but aha te hentie’a rar ponsan Md read nm lim dod red by mosquitoes | city HG. at ter arig ene & good start for—for him." this time It awung swiftly o. fhe «fi not en- fan joo bis. Mok: aie one t A ‘ a y i wae t J point by + u Ri h wandered in those ageres the Weather, the treet. rhuting shop! he neered, "You'll have alter, but atoc looking at him in a way that he Aad poy, MO tw “On ew. My 2 Ware Oy NADA Mo day or two, Phe Broax more jy Haitow of The Ryening Wort ip it have 4 snan of letters, after all, won't you?’ | had never sedn her look before, Then she smiled, Bill Davery. [Nes wal Onesie of my friends were. |siulta » me drawback to the beauty | The weather that Forecaster Emery | s°airect car What do yoo think of ter "Now, Dick, you needn't talk Uke that, At firet|ever so allghtly, vf ten can] and charm of the Bronx woods, No, [jis aandin# Sut to us this summer | B. A) PASBIDNG! Ih was going to.write vou-séter tt wae all over, | “Maybe there'd @ sequel, Dick,” she aad,