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Publiahed by the Press Publishing Company, No. 63 to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at tho Post-Omce at New York as Second-C! Mall Matter, VOLUME 48.........0cescceseseeceteeees NO. 14,0981. Neti THE CHICAGO CORN OAMBLE. ‘There's money in corn at present for those lucky enough to be on the bull side of the market. Chicago $ i 4 $ 4 Y oa email me GN Fur unny Side o of Li Fe. KODpITY CORNER. Men millionaires over night and added millions to the | ¢ fortunes of others—on paper. It is a bigger deal than $ | AA ; any of Its predecessors, and if a crash comes the collaps? | § > ROWN THE FILIPINOS ARE A A FREE PEOPLE ba r will exceed anything of which the Board of Trade has gJOKES OF OUR OW! . . 3] A PIN DID IT, QUEER THINGS IN YUNNAN ‘ record. But at present there are no clouds in sight, and IN PARADIS S| A Paris thief, ' the confident speculators indulge the halcyon expectation | %. “Here {# your golden crown,” observed é ete vere a t i 4 : Wali St. Peter at the gate. @| lady's pocket re- oe | cavern wt £0 e aoe cates one mee pee ane But the late New Yorker answered: "I'd $ cently, pricked q fonaires of them all. In a similar corner just ten years PFRCORIRNDELIOR TER (6 @ |, himself so severe- ¥ ago the bubble burst at $1. It's to realize one longing that I've 2 ee : pin that % fe farmer gets none of these profits. He sold his|{ journeyed here so far. | happened to de in p ee ss . | Let me swap that crown for a @| her dress that he qe corn long ego, glad in some instances that he was not! Say! : Gnder the necessity of eaving it for fuol. It is safe in|g ‘eo-dellar Panama ¥ . Warehouse and clevator, the exact quantity known and FOR DRY SUNDAYS. i © each carload lot representing a "chip" in tho Chivago wish old Jupiter Pluvius was a % game. Draw poker may be un-American, as Mr. Morgan & hayseed legislator.” says, but it suggests Itself for comparison when ona 3 /YPY" uttered a cry of pain, which led to his immediate ar- @| rest. The eum of {$959 in cash was found upon him. a> LE i i | 2 eThen we might have a few dry Sun- > e thinks of this Board of Trade gambling. The play are] 3 gays overhead.” Who Salo SALMON TRUST, en not gathered around a green table in the act of opening a ITwasnt! y| There ix a Sal- 7 a jack pot, “filling” and “raising” and “calling,” but the | 3 SHOIT RANGE. | : mon Trust. | Ts q difference in the game-of-chance features of the process | % “I suppose the pon Ion Government ve is to save ¢) y will be run from Oyster Bay this sum- by -produ &§ is not cbvious to the man who indniges in an occasional | ¥ pep Whteh sbitherte evening of penny ante. | “Well, that’s a great deal shorter have been wasted. ——_—_—_— grange than running the city government The canned prod- uct will be, as usual, a portion ot tigh chucked Into a tin of grease. From the scales and bones will ‘be manufactured guano and glue, Yunnan is the south- ernmost and least known province of MEAT. China, The inhavitants Meat once mean! | of this province ari any kind of food. | 4 giterent va In one old English | the Chine: ind are edition of the |axin to the Thiet Lord's Prayer the | ‘the have — straight well-known petl- Jeyes and look much lish a court ex-|% from Wantage,” s. The fact that} ¢ ent as to warrant 4 Divoree Court,—It is proposed to esta clusively for the hearing of divorce ca domestic Infeltelty has become so fr: IN BROOKLYN. was on fire. We didn't want the audience to find it out, but we wanted to clear the house as quickly as possible. AN AUTOMOBILE BLOCK SYSTEM. An effective means of holding the automobile ecorehor |} "Mow AML you do Mea im check lias been devieed by District-Attorney Noman, |} repeat some of Hiurthiestveneiola eanyny of Freeport. His method is to station timokcepers at the | > cute sayings . beginning and cnd of a quarter-mile stretch, and to stop BORROWED J JOREs. and arrest the chauffeur who dors the distance In less SOUND. ft ts not one in which the community can take great pride. $ “The th than the sp2ed permitted by law. A signal informs the man at the finish of the suspected vehicle's start. and RECO! ZED the offender hus no recourse against the testimony of the ue washer Sr . ride in modilo, Hon is renders Uke Russians. The con ‘ : va ae y |®and she was deeply interested In the “Give us this di quest of Yunnan bs 4 stop-witch. Seven automobilists were thus held Up On) > horn that was used to notify people to our daily meat.” | @hina is scarcely % Sunday and five of them fined, r ar the way plete i the sald NEW MANIA. The extraordt- nary deyilopment of the German manta for picture postcards 1s at- tested by the total number of cards | which passed through the post five to twelve in 1900, no fewer |mMillions. A Chinese tha 748.600 .600 general {s fald to have pbrated his capture MOSQUITO EGGS cee city by sending superiors s ite The mosquito | mule-toads of human eggs are, it is ears! said, hatched in | 6, from four to seven The interesting feature of this scheme is the aire a gestion involved of a block-system. Such a check on} ‘high spted will be a legitimate development of reckless i automobiling. Where cumbersome road locomotives are dashing down highways with express train velocity the use of railroad appliances for safety is indicated as both | proper and n-cessary. In addition to the block system) we may evertually have a county official corresponding | to the train despatcher, and it cannot be sald that he would find his place a sinecure—certainly not on a main travelled road un a holiday. independ The conquest has cos Yunnan half tts popu which Is now estimated at ya few days. t perhaps you were one of he replied, “who objects to. by fellows they are not teonrd-Herald. HAPPY MEDIUM. Rodrick—So the meeting of the Wom- u's Suffrage Club has adjourned. Did omers or dresses? 4 Aa Abstemious Speculator.—It is sald of George H Phil lips, the corn speculator, that “when he wins $100,000 ho does not think It necessary to open a case of champagne.” first picture i Sometimes the speculator who jets @ little of It go for Albert—-Well, they were divided. 2 * ehows s Yunnan fu- wine ip that much “to the guod’ at the end of the month. |.{: Hodrick—lim! Then they, should have $ Gays, according £9 (neral, which ts attend- See oem vided on divided skirts.—Chicago Daily By amnesty ‘e setting free each b: ette Filipino. 9 - bs * | ed with ttle ceremony. ws @liweather TWH burial modads are But st'll the im good Un: am a peacherino. The bolomen ad'‘ing home their amne in barrows, But poor old Uncle Sam is busy dodging errant arrows. THE PASSING OF THE NORTHFIELD, The Northfield has gone into a Raritan River junk heaped up pell-mel! by THE BRONX. | the road side with no Bronx River de-| attempt at order. ot De yard to be dismantled! They might have left her to = ; riven its name} The curious garment { Sai Saas ee emaE ; satis A YUNNAN RAINCOAT. Bi the god of battle and of storms, which is to say a if , i 4 from Jonts Bronx,| shown In the other ple- iN SOMEBODIES : A NEW DANGER WHAT WORRIED HER. OLDIRFRASE AREEIER, who settled in that] ture Is a raincoat, It is made of bamboo, like so many Chinese things, and 1s sai@ collision or a gale, but they have torn her tattered | F engign down and doomed her to an ignominious fate. jeer HENRY MERC ee aaa region in 1639. to be as effective as our mackintoshes. P And thus the proud duenna of the Staten Island ferry | | he only living Son of the Ameri: ——__ n Revolution, by direct descent, in| fleet passes into oblivion. ‘The commuter who once) iat Ste i SUMMER CLOTHING. THE MAGIC SLATE. 299 999999998-00O knew her aball know her no more. ‘This ancient craft has had an honorable career. jy, When men now the fathers of flourishing families were prattling babies the, Northfield was in her prime, a * stanch vessel of beautiful lines, swan-like in her nautical grace and one to excite the envious admira- FORRES, CHRISTOPHER—of IFIELD, MRS. ¢ rato her $1000 Cortan had 10% if | N-was Ate Iitinols at the age of twenty-five reacts most readily to changes of temperature and is likely to become suddenly chilled. The frequent summer coughs | In both summer and winter, as a general rule, too much, too heavy and irrational clothing is worn by most people, says the American Medicine, This keeps the body overwarm and promotes free sweating, thus the skin 1s most of the time kept covered with moisture, In a condition in which 1 ‘ tion of the original Staten Island ferryman--the York. who (by right of his Hneal de- and colds, most of them, arise tn this way, Besides welght g Vanderbilt founder. Breasting the zephyrs of summer nt from Suldier Van Arsdale, who of clothing, the ventilation, {f we may use that term in this time and hi Ary t winte: POtgre Gown she Bish ag el she Bat rense, 1s important, Goods of loose texture, loosely fitting ie nea caushing the ice :foesiiof' winte tery) for years hoisted the flag on] « and without constricting collars or bands allow free cirenla- | two generations of commuters to town on her broad uation Day, js dead 9 loved tion of air and escape of perspiration vapor, Clothing which q maternal breast and returned them safe at night— | yWaus, SENATOR—bas pla for his! nee, an 1s not properly ventilated retains a layer of steam-like | perspiration which gives a feelin; The sweater | {s an example of a properly and every athlete knows how warm and comfortable a sweater is. Its loom mesh permits of free escape of perspiration, the skin dries rapidly, but without becoming cold. Very eloth- Ing is needed to maintain the bodily temperature in summer, CRD may have drawn ton a at Washing Water choking ax a provided no other boat came along to jolt a few into midstream. In course of time she became ene: to all Staten Islanders, long and intimate essociation t establishing her firmly in their affections, What they f will do without her is sad to think upon, Some bear in the & and ornate cure may this rep) Senatorial diversion, LAURLD, PROF.—of E burch, ts he . ks Lt He-I'm in no hurry to marry. ‘ | Investigating the American school sy®- TNA. ib , but it Is necessary to protect against sudden changes in our their losses lightly; «catastrophes unman them not.| toy hs © are as gee fish In the sea as @ho=How dark your lips he FETE AAI NCA conics HeraLrer eI OATES 4 But to part with the Northfield will tear heart strings 7. .ox pp po g.—who haw just died aa Sent Penta TRIG ReC aT grown, here at the seaside! Plithelr enthusiastic advocates, Experience ‘hae very. contalnly. * « {nuumerable in the borough of Richmond. was the Inventor of the ‘dry plate" |. may get stale? He—I wish you'd make it a case Of }) shown that woollen garments are better adapted to protect — used Jn photography, MSE EG POET “darkness that may be felt! those whose occupations subject them to very sudden and : ~ considerable changes of temperature, especially if aecom- The Vanderbilt Gitt to Yale.—Frederick W. Vanderbilt's —————— 3 THE DIFFERENCE, Seri a penemeetion ayer Poms prone DISTINCTION. gift of land and a new dormitory to Yale, to cost about $500,000, {9 most generous. Perhups the University might have preferred the sum in ready cash to use a3 the cor poration saw fit. Colleges, like men, may become “land ®| cally no light, loose mesh woollen undergarments are to be had that have any durability; and thus for persons engaged in sedentary occupations the Mghter cotton and linen mesh are better adapted. For both cleanliness and health very frequent changes of underwear are needed, thus keeping the skin in the very ‘best condition to eliminate as much waste| Clean both sides of @ plain slate witty matter a8 possible, and this is fully as important as the ma-|4 Wet sponge, wrap it {n @ newspaper terial of the garment worn, Less clothing, looser mesh gar- | and give it to somebody of the audience ments, fewer stiff collars and constricting bands are needed | for safekeeping. After going through reforms in summer clothing for our hot cities. @ short magic rite, take the newspaper z package back and open it. A word or number written by magio is plainly MILK BY MACHIN Feadable, The secret of this magto trick is easily In the colonies cows are often milked by machinery. Tho| explained. The performer thas (before A ane, ARAINY DAY IN THECITY. Above the walls the clouds ha thick and black, The lghts are dim behind the misty panes, Down through imp awni. stained water strains The smoke sags earthward trom tho lofty stack, Tho cars move blindly on the hidden track, A thousand streams dash through the grated drains, And over all the dripping city % gs the THE PEARYS AND THE POLE, Another Peary expedition to the Arctic Circle is to be cut loose this week, On Thursday the good ship 4 Windward will sail for the Polar region to bring back | Lieut. Peary, who went there a year or so ago to look for the long-sought but elusive North Pole, Mrs. Peary | a and her daughter and a maid will go on the Windward Caught! reigns practice is spreading, and tn a little while the milkmaid will| the performance) written the word or and help bring back the ice-defying Lieutenant. Ooneansloniksas iarlll inal ave (areas be no more, says the London Express. The contrivance con-| number reversed on the newspaper. The There has not been much else doing in the North back. siste of a can with an air-pump attachment. chalk, when pressed against the wet It has suggested this revision of the old rhyme: “Where are you,going, my slate, prints the number or word. ——<——__— THE STRING AND BALLS. » ‘The gongs that rang defiantly before Pole line of recent years outside of the Peary ex- | Now sound a weak, half pitiful peditione; but the Lieutenant and his family manago| — appeal; T'm going a-milking, str,” to keep the ole pretty well in the public eye by thelr |] There's sadness in the rattle and the ‘May I go with you, my pretty maid?’ exploring and relieving exploits, One year the Lieu- roar “You may work the air-pump, sir," she said. 4 é This | at ining tenant uscends the side of the glove to look for the|} Preduced by iron hoot and heavy “De you mitk with an atr-pump, my pretty maid?” | »atiy pusslo gunned in The, venta w © JohnnyPa, what ts the difference “By partial vacumin, sir.” she said World bf July 3: Draw the loop well Pole, and next year a Peary relief boat follows to look | for him, Occastonally there !s a domestic divertise- ment like the birth of a Peary baby among the eternal | anows or hurrying of Mrs. Peary to the Arctic to ac- How can the dismal elty ever fee! The gladness of ambition any more? =i. E. Kiser in the Chicago Record- Herald ' “Then I'll not join you, my pretty mald:” down, alii d . slipping elther ball through it ‘Nobody axed you, sir," she sald Push it through the hole at the extrem#. tes, pass m éver the knot, and draw {t through again. ‘The same process company her high-latitude hubby home, There ap- ORIGINAL TOM TRADDLEs. must be repeated with the other ball; 'W pears to be nothing but Peary and Pearys in the race | Lieut.-Col. Taifourd, late Superintendent-Generat of Indian | tHe loop can then be drawn through the Affairs in the Dominion of Canada, has died at Wandsworth | D010 !n the centre, and the ball will aide the North Pole, and if it 4 ve. cove! 1 af not he Lieut. Pag fault. ailleaiigiea: i Wy ELY LE | Common at the advanced of ninety-four. He was the | #0ns the cord until dt reaches the othem : S | 1° original of Tom Traddles in Dickens's “David Copperfel side. Tho string 49 then replaced, have mancuth Pole agitaslon bepap & while ago, but that | ‘The Emperor's Dinner, The deceased, who at one tlme was shipmate with Capt, | ns Doth balls oa the same aide. Hwas evidently an attempt to distract attention trom | qo ine nine of tre teeny Mens ressed men will soon give up wearing| make the official aanouncement of our|sengers in between seats, I don't| Maryatt, the novelist, went to Canada in 18%, and for twety | There !# another and perhaps @ neater them. When the best-dreesed men no. eu to the Christian pations. We,|blame the poor creatures who must cha ft performing this trick, Dre | wr eae to arkatts . d was in charge of Indian affairs | way of performing aloe wy the the Pole verformances of the Pearys, who have worn| Emperor William says thet forty-fve| longer wear them tho rest WON'T Cate uf cours have carried om the contest| stand ur. wedged between a seatback |e fe ky Orta me joop through the central hole, and bring ‘B deep path between Frie Basin and Cape Sabine. | mlusiien le ne snasay for any man tol to wear them, and thus will we be rid on bigh moral grounds, via. the| and passengers’ knees; but I blame the {t through far enough to pass one of the no other Pole, neither South, East or West, can | Send! eating: My opinion on the| of the ugliest headgear I ever saw | name of “benevolent assimitatton, company. If @ law is passed forbld- | }00000960000000606000666640006600000¢@ | balls through. Having done this, draw mubject Ls: At ts plenty of time for any PETER J. CLALV : ‘ ding car companies to charge fare to Y the interest and delight the North Pole has for| man who eats to live. It ia not time| , Ce | ONTAHO, pay Bey who fall (o get @ seat, you $5 FOR HALF A LIMERICK. an SO ehh 408 hh satel a * hetween the aqua pura the druggists sell and plain water? 4 Papt—A difference of about #2 a Bauart, my son b CA44 G54 65 “Aha, Genevieve! Me name i made. Little More—Keep it up, mammy, $ I have been invited to go out riding at round jos’ Tak fo'th 0 July! wid Chauncey Depew.” PLPDOPPIOS DEG FOF HLEOOOPS PI DODE POOH OO. ro 4 wile the Pearys ore hunting Mt ‘There cannot be | enoueh for any man who lives to eat palin Ghataunaaae |Faztrertre atinn re for w Gluscom | Nii) and the problem swittly solved. ‘There was & young man of Herat, (a Se Meny Peary expeditions to please the Pearyites; jegua ce Lash Te the EAitor of Tue kveniax World 1n regard to time allowed for eating Me SULTANA. Be parehaned os Panaiae habe A BELATED BULLET. & daily Peary expedition between the Battery je Surest Way. We purchased of Spain for $20,000,000 by Emperor William, I say that very New Ailments, A ah aaa While fighting in the Franco-Prugsten ‘the Pole with moonlight Peary relief parties on To the Editor of The Bvening World: the Philippines without the knowledge | few business men have forty-five min-| 7 the Editor of The Myveaing Worl e ° e ° Ps ° war Pierro Barnale, now a shoemaker at Carneac, Aveyron, had his jaw I used to kick at the ugliness of the| or cousent of the Filipl ince that| utes to sparo for dinner, A man, in| Twenty years ago there was no dis- broken by a Prussian bullet. Wor. mide would not be too much for their Pole-chasing | Panama bat and yearn for its discon-| time we have been doing what Spain| ny estimacion, who site at the table for| ease KNOWN as sopanclotile, It was dis- After the first two lin {deas gave out. tnuance, But now I am content. ‘Tho| was doing in Cuba, b tu » covered at ‘The Kvening World will give @ prise of $5 for the thi he i qurest, way to sboliah s oustom ts to| ferce of arms ihe poopie we hed pure| nn me noBERT W VY¥NNE. fio we Oe ‘4 ik: the deveen, ant ustag hres lines written by $l pain without Kaowine. the. teal cause Baby.—There te something better in pros- rug it hard, It dies of tte own popu-| chased of the tyrants we said were unfit The Open ny of ite readers to complete (his limerick, until the other day, when @ Bt of cough. , ‘than a silver apoon. Bhe 1s | arity. Now that every one te wearinga| to gover the Cubans, Woe have at | ty ine gditor of ‘The Jvening - er verse to “Limerick ' Ing caused him to vomit a plese of Tenge Bas Sez 408 Evita 690 Con last, for the time being, Of most princemen |mon, and dor das season the besi-| and we chow the fe eubdued them, jead, which he must beve qwaligwed Fourth of July te) of e when he wes‘wounded,