The evening world. Newspaper, June 21, 1902, Page 6

Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 5 to Park Row, New York. Entered at tha Post-OfMice at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. NO. 14,914. A PATERSON VIOILANCE COMMITTEE, ’ It fs fortunate that at a time when the neighboring ‘sity of Paterson is a centre of disturbance it has in ‘ayor sinchllffo a Mayor of the rght kind. The duty entitle him toa high mace in public esteem New \ Jersey also has the right kind of a Governor, and the public spirit of the citizens is coming to the front and beginning to assert itself This is as it should be, It is disgraceful that any Amefican city should be terrorized by a howling mob, that property should be destroyed and Nfe rendered in- secure and that peaceful and law-abiding workmen should be deterred by threats and violence from ex- ercising their right to carn their living. It is disgrace- ful that the maintenance of crder and the suppression ‘of riot should depend in any city, as It does in Paterson, on the presence of the armed military of the State. It would be strange if under such a condition of + affairs the public mind should not instinctively turn to the idéa of organizing a Vigilance Committee and of giving the Anarchists and riot leaders a sufficient and fasting dose of their own medicine. Fortunately this @xtreme step is neither necessary nor advisable. Any further outbreak pf mob violence should be met with f™erciless sevority; the rloters have shown that they ™mean murder and they are capable of any cruelty, but established authority is strong enough to deal with them, to restore the undisturbed and unquestioned of the Jaw and to fully protect peaceful citizens fm all their rights. ——— a —— otive Folicemen.—New York has 6,35 active policemen, ‘but they are not as aotive as they would be if New York had a more active Police Commissioner. NOW FOR THE OTHERS. ‘The “L’’ road management in Manhattan has yielded te the irresistible power of public opinion, when backed up by law and authority, and, vowing that it was impos- sible to get hard coal, has consented to use no other. "This ds a wise submission, There are ways of reach- fing and punishing even as rich a corporation as the Manhattan Elevated, and there is a point beyond which it is not safe to push disregard for the public welfare. Now let the law be enforced against the other con spicuous offenders, the great power-houses, and, above all, the ferry-boats of the coal-carrying roads, They cer- tainly cannot claim that they cannot secure a supply of hard coal. Highly Inconsistent.—President Roosevelt has discharged a female clerk in the War Department for speaking ‘her mind. This i» not only unlawful but Inconsistent A JOB OF HOUSECLEANING. “The New York public will bear with composure the discomfiture of the old clique of Republican politicians who have reaped rich profits from the Ellis Island con- tracts under so many successive administrations that they began to believe that they owned the island, The New York public would not be deeply distressed | if the changes at Ellis Island were the first step in the demolition of the old Republican machine in this city, a machine, in its way, quite as sordid and odious as the ‘Tammany machine. A good beginning might be made by clearing the . Custom-House of the gang who have so heroically and successfully defended the silk swindles. Teo High a Price.—The fickle Chicago husband who has Just been condemned to pay $60,000 alimony might plead with justice that he was never worth that much as a husband. CULTURE IN ELDRIDOE STREET. Prof. Griggs, of the University of Chicago, who ought to know what he is talking about, has just been telling the graduating class of a manual training school that the country needs more technical schools and fewer col- Jeges; that a college course unfits a young man for the Practical duties of life. /@ Od844.Ox Ow : JOKES OF OLR OW vw W VOLCANO, New York, s me s {Ix on voleanic gr ow allt cldental joys © ‘That in su is abound he alr is dark {th ugly smi That strey 2 Ww merry asta ui Supply the ibwa the e's sund. NOTHING SINGULATL. “Was there anything singular in her * becoming engaged during her stay ® the shore?” “Nothing at all singular, It occurred six times.’ NATURALL “T hear one of the summer resort's ners has been condemned.” “Ry a jury of Its plers, [ suppose!” THE DEFINITION. “Papa, what's a raconteur?” “It's a iar, my boy, whom you're afraid to call by his right title.” BORROWED JOKES. IN DOUBT. 2 Mrs. Kyndharte—Where 1s your home, poor man? > Tuffold Knott—I ain't sure, mum, De Zswitch engine was fn tts wicinity w'en gt let dls morning —The Common THEY WITt ‘There doesn't seem to be any doubt he sald, “that women can withstand ore pain than men.” Huh!" exclaimed the love-lorn man who had been often rejected; “It seems. o me they withstand more men than anything else.""—Philadelphia Record } Herald. >a ENCOURAGING. T haven't had a single call since 1 pened my offlee ten days ago,” com- gplained the newly fl 1M. D. “Here 1 sit day after day like Patience on a ; monument,” © “Oh, well, don't get discouraged,” re- joined the sympathetic friend. “It Donly a matter of time until you ha ®patients under monuments."—Chicago @Daily News. LOVED AND Lost, Nell-Love doesn't seem to ugree with g. Maude. She is thinner by twenty pounds and lost, eh? PEO SA j SOMEBODIES. H GATLING, DR inventor of the Gatling plough whose motor and which will do of eight ‘horses RUDYARD — according to made bad breaks in his “Toad to Mandalay” poem, by speaking of flying fishes playing where no flying fish Is ever seen; and by describing the sea as east of the Moulmein Pagoda, whereas It is due west, M'LAUGHLIN, MRS. J. G.—of Seattle, who has mado a fortune recently in real estate, also earns a good deal of money by making maps of the Kron dike. RICE, PROF. 8. P.—who has just been elected President of Baylor University, the work KIPLING, Burmese natives, , There are some who will gee a confirmation of this pessimistic view in tne report that a chosen band of fresh young graduates from Harvard are going to settle down in Eldridge street to wean that uncultured district from its coarse and vulgar ways by furnishing it with fan object lesson in the superior advantages of the higher life. It evidently has not entered the Harvard mind that Eldridge street might feel sensitive about accepting this well-meant kindness and might even resent the imputa- tion that it stood in need of it. But it will do no harm if Bldridge strect and the Harvard colony become ac- Quainted; perheps each may have something to learn from the other. Gurprising Partridgwe.—It myst have surprive) missioner Partridge to learn during the Adams trial that thore wore 1,410 p York doing a regular and pros general rule, exempt from police | evidence that the numbe Pollee Com erference, 1 \ has been reduced MINDS AND MIND READERS, A young Hester street wife who was neglected by her busband consulted a mind reader, who informed her that her recreant spouse was bestowing his attention upon other women, She made an investigation and found that what the mind reader said was true, so whe had her husband haled to court and placed under bonds ‘to pay her a sufficient sum for her support each week The mind reader seems to have flushed the game in this case and made a decided hit with his client, who told the Judge of the court plumply and plainly that she was . Row a firm believer in mind readers, she be? The brain peruser gave her entire satisfaction rf and materially aided her in rounding up her hubby and ) Peadjusting his nose to the grindstone, So she has every | peason to “cap” the mind reader's game. But the Heater street wife has left one important phase of the exploit unexplained, She hasn't told us whose mind the mind reader read, Was it his own, the wit the husband's or the husband's female com- on There's the greet essential thing to know in convection, If a delinquent could only know whose to suspect in such cases he might be able to so and tamper with that particular bunch of gray And why shouldn't; started his career as a railroad section hand, at 65 cents a day, ROSSLYN, EARL -who spent a $1,600,000 fortune, has gone on the stage, apd will act in this country next year under the name of James Erskine. Since his fortune went he has been a singer, an organist and a travelling salesman. SCHOENRICH, JUDGE OTTO—now in Porto Rico, 18 the youngest District Judge ever appointed in this country, being only twenty-five years old. ———— ARTIFICAL ICE, Thirty years ago the census discovered Au Impationt “Selentint” To the Editor of The Kyeving World Will readers please give opin aan who think: tile in all ma ons of a he iw thoroughly scien 4 of nature, politics, and, in fact, everything which comes before him, and who still persists in cursing and beating his children for the that even a mind reader from Mindville couldn't single damaging or coherent suggestion In it, ie Foor Outlook.—Defented in tix hopo of a dinect ; ‘the @onate tu favor of reciprocity with Cuba, the bamé ground. It te hard poe }least nolse they might happen to make jduring a lod of time in which he ns he udying and thinking ole ROUBLISD, Suggests @ Dress Heform, 0 Kultor of The Evening World prominence into which J 10 | P. Mo 1 BAn'@ court costume has brought knick~ we adopt knickerbockers Chia will ‘ THE CUCKOO'S EGGS IN THE BLUEBIRD’S NEST. Bluebird ‘Tea ‘THIS WUKLYE BALURVAY BVMNMING, JUNE 21, 1 Ghe Funny Side of Life. promptness and viger with which he has discharged his |} gladly hatched the eggs that Cuckoo Hanna laid, But when he viewed his mighty brood his heart wag sore dismayed. For then be saw he'd helped along no less a trio than a Right gorgeous bu HARDLY. Grumbler—There hairs in my soup. Walter — (disgustedly)—Did want a wig In it? MAY HAVE_NEEDED IT. were two you but four toe plant in the country, all “ badly tanned while I was of them in the Bouth, In 1900 the num- Dun Ey ber had tnereased ty 787, not including ala It firma that made tce themselves, and | hot more than half of them are In the POINT OF VIEW. Buuth z, —— _-- y en ce SUM TOTAL. Just land enough to ul! And food ‘ And t ! Sweet t Aw . | Wa ‘ | t Ver long : —— | And Silence dir 1 deep, » mu Kiing—Well, what do you think ABS HEM | © feathers on tt 1 Ag BIE EM LETTERS FROM 4 vast improvement f noe, For it will do away with bags nd fringe at the of trouser le Shapely men will be better displayed ond lean men can readily buy “symmotricais.’ 1 urge this reform and Task readers to discuss the question, The knickerbockers will be cooler In summer and can be made Just as warm for winter, Talk It over, readers, ‘This Is no joke DRA REFORM Meat-Hating th Summer, To the Eaitor of The Kvening World Now that hot suinmer ts upon us, let me warn readers that the more meat Sharactertatic energy to frame a| grbookers emboldens me to sumgest that} they eat in such weather the warmer| that some people regard Sunday as a 4 fekular| they will be and the worse health they| day of rest and quiet. ‘The Greoreckers ® Girect coptume inated of the present hideous] will have, Ket less meat, more fi neh of issues that will favor Papa Hanna. SATISFACTORY SPORT. Teacher—What classes of men? are Aw, Doneup Dan—What luck? fine! Haven't had a single bite to disturb me enjoyment, PARTICULAR: light, welter, Welght classes. \ < like a Mr, Allright-Would tract? Chawfoot Charile-Um—real estate er Bunday-sehool? FOR IMPROVEMENT: you Barber—Shampoo, ail Montans Ntel ford a rea! poo. o Yell, my. Darbereiiair cat or shaver sir? what iehar auael Customer (sarcastically) Oh, 3 § Lltue lane Run to ont care toh © ue Twa don't care wh nly came By ts Taint to hear you talk and to get a few $ Youne'll pointers things In general. tore youse put me in de wagon! leave “cooling drinks Laraely alone,|comes on that day when we hay: with the exceptions of leed tea, and von | saan racket on other Sundays? Why FISHES HAVE AGE RINGS. will not perspire so much, are the police after the boys when they = o ” mites Phasty Apneal: when they shoot bombs and crocker |iines, which Indicate successive increments of growth, aud > the F veaing Wot yowth prove to be more widely separated In For several years it has been the cus Old Question of Destiny. there lines of grow tom of both boys and girls to bewin to] Te the Kditor of The Evening World that part sf ihe sole spree SuTine ihe er ita tebe celebrate the Fourth of July about al. { have bad a discussion with « trie | Veer than in that ; } who has been etudying the markings, has reached the {rx month ahead, ‘This year it ts not an exception, for alieady they have deen | busy shooting off bombs and crackers day and night and Bunday, and they will keep It up untill the Fourii, J think there is a law forbidding Unis; "but that law seoms to bo dead, | belleve also thought, make # fine quiet! don't we Beats ae rourth unaag hn tl ™* 3 $94,624.48 BDD6 408 HD FOO DOSHOHHOEGLONGDO-DOHE-5-9O9999O9O A YOUTHFUL McSwatt. ir,—The bantam, feather, middle NO SHAM FOR HIM. Bs Millionwre—Not on your % I'm rich enough, I guess, to af- DEFIANCE. yer, mister, ‘at if you © a awtul struggle ber FEE DE POLLED GOS 9:OOOOO 0-09-08: 9-:5:05-0-4 600004 te dated THE PEOPLE. on the subject of “Destiny,” 1t to be @ foolish superstition belonging to the dark ages, ond pot of modern And, further, that any man oan make or mer bis own fortune, friend differs with me, paving, barn ries, * A FEW FACTS. One miner Is killed for every 1,060,000 tons of coal raised. Only 3. cent. of the str his per aes SPORT. the principal and heavy little eant’ T claim e the The pleces of separate- number of ly assessed real etate in New York is 476,640 this year, A watch that makes five beats a second makes 482,- 000 a day, or near- ly 168,000,000 in a year. GUTTA-PERCHA The Government of the Malay Pen- Insula {s planting gutta-percha trees on a large scale, and It will not be necesary to cut them down, as gut- ta-percha now be extracted from the leaves and twigs without in- jury to the trees. OUR SHOES. The sale of fine shoes of American manufacture 1n Canada has trebled in five years. It ts est!- mated that it will this year amount to. $200,000, CAPITALS, The systematic use of capital let- ters in writing and printing was not commenced until about the year 1430, President's palace in Havana. In the folds of the flag you will see, if you fook closely, the face of Estrada Palma, the President of the new Republic. Cut out vorner. SCIENCE ON A MOUNTAIN. A botanist who climbed Mount Katah- din, In laine, says that not only the plant lover, but the geologist, the en- tomologist, the ornithologist and, indeed every student of nature, finds some- thing new and Snteresting on every side in ascending a mountain, ‘Trees and sm: r plants of different kinds con- stantly succeed each other; new geolog- cimens appear; the insects are y different from those that lve lower down, and this difference extends to the birds. Every student of nature, he says, would find pleasant entertain- and add to his store of knowledge any easily-ascended moun- sto an elevation of four or and feet. —<—>_— UNIQUE ENGLISH. “I knew that you usually wintered here," sald the fashionable Washington lady to her frie who was so fond of her Washington.) & se that she had been guilty of actually spending the entire summer there, “but I was astonished to hear that you had summered here!"* “I have not only wintered here and summered here,” repiled the unfasblon- able one, “but I will astonish you still further when I tell you that I always fall here and have sometimes spru here.” tain that five thou ——— NELSON’S CANE. Nelson's walking cane, which was oODp!TY CORNRR. LAV FIND FACE IN THE FLAG’S FOLDS, the pieces of the Nag and if you put them together correctly you will have trait of Palma to match that which appears in the circle in the upper right-hand picked up on the deck of the Victory after he was shot at Trafalgar, 1s now in the possession of a resident of New- port, Mon, FANNY FARRAGUT, yenuy forlorn. ‘anny flirted Ferguson's Fred. for frivolous "Frisco. Fy friendship! ing Fanny falrest forever, co, finding favors foremost, from 'F for four fortnights, Fred finally found Frank's family flat, fingers fondled Frank'a forehead! Fred furiously fired! Frank Ford fell! Fanny Farragut fainted! red Ferguson fled! . . . portant eonclusion that in many epeces vale may be My It waa e a it. on clan, as & nerVgue tom, arising from irate y By wany & ypesnitance optrya tyicic MSL 1 Whe } ae) iventar. r FROM FLATBUSH. Fanny Farragut, from Flatbush, found father's family farm faultful; frequented Farmer Ferguson's farm feeling Fred, for Fanny's fair fatness, fled father's Flatbush farm "5 father forbade Fred ‘fertilizing’ Fanny Farragut's Fred's fathomless feelings forewent father's fortune, find- Fanny's fickle feelings finally forsook Fred, Frank Ford, rank's fortune—four-thousand—freely flowed for Fanny Fermer Farragut, from Flatbush, finds farm fast founding fortune for family, for fair Fanny finds few faults tor father’s favor Fanny forsakes foolish friends, frivolous frolles, fickle flirtations, Mimsy Anery, forever! . . . : . . Fate favored Frank Ford, from 'Frieco, freeing Fred Fer- guson, trom Flatbush, from felon's ‘fnaie.”’ FRAN determined guile accurately, Sr er FAT FRO! DYSPEPSIA. Obesity fs regarded by Dr, Gabriel Leven, a Brench physi. y Rot & dineane, bu: i a We have vue oattle-scarred ivie-star Hag of free Cuba floating over tho por- ——_—__—- » ¢e — _______ WHEN WILHELM THIRSTS. Whenever the Ger man Emperor takes it into his head to visit his loyal city of Halle he will have the pleasure of quaff- ing Liebfraumilch or some equally delect- able ‘beverage trem this magnificent cup, which has just been made for bis exolu- sive use. It is of gold, of course, and is rioh in symbolical and other decoration, including many jew- els, Four conven- tlonalized laure) trees divide the surface in- to four fields, on which are impertal eagles and the tm- perial initials. At the base are four fig- ures which typify commerce, manufac- tures, agriculture and the army, surround- ing and, as it were, guarding the tmperial crown, The inscrip- tions mean, in Bng- Meh: ‘Hall to our no- ble Kaiser!” an@ “I will proclaim to the end of time my eony a THE MAGIC RING. secration to the Hohengollerns. For the performance of thie ¢rick you need & Song wooden stick and a gold finger ring. The performer slips the ting over the stick and makes tt allde vp and down, while nelther stick gor ring 18 prepared. The secret /of this magnotto ¢rick tes in a plece off black thread (about a yard long) and a blackened thumb tack; one end of the thread is fastened to the thumb tack, while the other is tied to At frat the tack can be bid- t, Wille the eudienoe examines the stick and ring the tack is @ecretly taken from Its hiding place and held in one hand. Under the pre- text of magnetising the staff the hand pigeon the tack firmly (nto the top of the stick, When the ring is allowed to slide over \the stick it will move up and down ac- cording to the distance the staff Is hel/ away trem the body * ¢ © Fanny's fat . . Fishing ————_— BEFORE GAS BILLS, Lie. Here are shown a ‘ard oll temp, trom for pulling up stick and combined tne der-box and candicetick used in New Tranth“Sentury, Sa7y PAS Of the oe STAMPED ENVELOPES, ‘The fret plamped envelopes were te- sine 1a Unt of ie he tee iK CRAMDPR. the ages of individ- eymyp- Wh eames Sirhuiseaee three and alx conte, Lad