The evening world. Newspaper, June 14, 1902, Page 6

THE WORLD» SATURDAY EVENING, JUNE 14, 1982. @uadtished by the Press Publishing Company, No. Si to 6 Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-oMice at New York as Second-Clasa Mail Matter. —_—— a VOLUME 42....... teseeNO. 14,907. ‘ A PUBLIC DUTY. on " : é 094009 900000O-004 “Phe eloquent appeal of President Roosevelt for e ° iy Yestice to Cuba in his special message to Congress on 1 the subject leaves nothing to be added to the argu- e nn rf e re) q o ment in favor of the position taken by the Administra~ e tion. It simply asks Congress to carry out the policy . to which the previous Administration was committed} 5 eo) ne enero" fi tad’ to which the whole American public understood |? JOKES OF OUR OWN THE WACATION SEASON S| coat that they were solemnly pledged by tho sacrifices of | : : & N. | WHICH OF THEI WINS THE GIRL PHONETIC PHUN. SP ees eh) the war with Spain. Gari M Kk, Gald the maiden: “Folks tell me that 3 este as) It will command the approval of all except the little shthisie ©| of the University patch of beet-sugar Senators and Congressmen and the/ 15 caused py the microbes in phicisses.” Sil Sanger sscece 2 fossils who are proud of being “‘protectionists without) « But they do say that she 2 Sey a recent ry f Midbsid interval.” ‘To get that maladeo » aaa 3 = ‘© good opportunity phmisaes Boe ne ocked) 4 They alone stand in the way of our redeeming our h $ upon foreign im- Pledges and discharging our sacred duty of doing) % HE WILL DIE RICH. @| migration ae a Justice to Cuba “Ho's about the meanent ever.” 3 eaiire CRORES, “4 “What's the matter now?" 5 aK , Hew Weather Conditions—Last night's tropical storm “T found a pocketbook of his with jailer eaten was quite novelty in these latitudes, but it ts only to} ‘?$,00 In It, and returned it to him the sb | Relerentsimene be expected that the weather should go astray now and] (next day, and Instead of rewarding me © laraniinavava then, With the dense cloud of emoke hanging over the| he's trying to charge me 5 per cent. in- a llienapthatiine 6 4 city, the storm probably mistook New York for Pittsburg | terest on the money for the day I had FaReAy Wie te Oe ¥ or Bt. Louis or some other soft-coal-burning city within | @!t." eatisey a opanve! the cyclone belt. TOLD THD TRUTH: ment to take care THE SAVANT. 4 he children. 2 He says he comes from a great fam- oti The three men, a soldier, a savant and SUBWAY OBSTRUCTIONS. jy." & merchant, whose portraits are given ‘The disposition of the people of New York toward “That's no ie. He was one of sixteen THE SCENT. here, have for some time been bitter the rapid transit project has been sufficiently shown| 9 °Pdren. iS) dinterdenatolitrac tea Be ee ce. bene las been ann need at one of by the favorable terms of the subway contract. The D. © | a spiritualistic me- persistent sultons . has successfully least that they had a right to expect In return was that “In this new book of mine I am writ- dium at Genoa stormed the lady's heart, and will shortly the contractors would depart from the ordinary rule biel veausbiad eversibihe eno By Goi ac ais be united to her in matrimony. of franchise corporations, would show a liberal apirit | 2 yy91 ae? tro occasions In: io orulie ge iikcte oetne baseless Dk in dealing with the people affected by the work of sub- > to the food she ardvat the same time show which one [way construction, and above all would refrain from the]? BORROWED JOKES. He Taine ones SE Tes mea nee eens te es ae maintenance of permanent and unnec: ry nulsances| seances, th each Pear out the portral and see !f you to the discomfort of the public and to the detriment of HONESTY VACCINE, case the apirite ean fit Bien together so a8 show at tho © adjacent property.. 3 “Doctor,” said the wild-eyed man, she evoked are al- sweet AGenl the portmuicarot 4) If any such hope has been entertained it has been | 2 "my wife {sa kleptomaniac. Do you \eredtoyhave rad Artist C. © ispelied by the persistent policy of obstruction aul)? Be voulcan dolanything tor) ner?) & firqng odor ot Artist C. > “Well, we might try vaccination,” re- garllc about them. THE MERCHANT. puisance~-creating established by the contractors.| ® pited the young doctor. “You know that They have disregarded reasonable complaints and pro-| {keeps people from taking things.""~ testa; they have used the streets and sidewalks for the ¢vnncenie Recor. 7 Ae ARAB MAXIMS. A LIVING GATEWAY. 4 | To find the Arab maxims concealed in permanent storage of paving blocks, girders and other BRIGHT poG. PQ |the thirty-six squares published yester- ass epee cetenenreremenonn/rerromane . . construction material, and it has required a decision © | ay, you must read the first and secon of the highest court of the State to convince them that g pare auternately to obtain the first! they had exceeded their rights in establishing a power “Did he catch on?" }j maxim, which is: “Never tell all you! it oo ‘ & |may know, for he who tells every! > Yes, twice. I AVE BS 4 who tells everything plant in Union Square unnecessarily. @racteee aes oa eon cut or the 2 he knows often tells more than he! Now we are told that in spite of this decision the} %, . 3 | knows.” To obtain the second maxim| subway contractors will’continue to fight the principle 3 WHERE HE WATCHED. 2 rae te ifbet iy third lines; for the} >. on which it ts based and will resist to the last every | “Ho 1s looking out for an opportun- $ [lines and so on to spe frat: abd fourth Fattempt to compel them to abate other nuisances. In| @!'y,) expimined the young man. 3 SS fs F 4 é ave ecen of him," re- view of the large crop of damage suits ahead of them| foiled ine man. of business, “I wowld e A PARTY TRICK. ; such @ course seems to be as unwise as it is odious, inter that he expected it to pass the | Here in a party game or trick, whicn, * Pais pindow, sonougs Purr 3 while it does not rank as one especially , | intellectual, nevertheless offers a nice| WHY JEROME WAS NOT READY. & A DIFFERENCE. $ diversion for the time. | On Thursday District-Attorney Jerome sprung a new|S “How much ts that stock worth?” | First begin the conversation with surprise on the public by announcing in Judge New-| % ‘Haven't the faintest ties,” answered | eomaeePacis Dereon) present tn eicaslias burger's court that out of fifteen cases set for trial that | ‘>the broker. “The best 1 can do for you ‘ "Seema omega etree act ready t6 are gine 4s to look at the quotations and tell you ) 53 Hieir sirenkih ot mind St newer of re: day he was ly to go on ingle case. Tho] ?wnat the price of It ls." Washington f @| sistance, When you have them most) @ases were nearly all for gambling. Several of them were) ? Star, fs S hii at @ | deeply interested make the remark that Wie result of the personally conducted raids of Mr. Je-| Fe DPS | iG. | Sou (ean compel them) tp<| move tron last fall when he “axed” his way to the office of ° $ Be Dance: 3 Geen tne SLO eee aes ict-Attorney—one of them was a year old. 2 He takes th h "tat fi ry m , |Then silp off about two feet and look} | The explanation given of the unreadiness was that SOMEBODIES. i 4 es HOLE na ican ea) maetrs lent tel eOlks Sf cheine can|tise) | them steadily in the eye, never atlowing| q dertain policemen wanted as witnesses had failed to His raiment is so loud ft squeals, and awesome are his shoes, your eye to leave theirs fpr a seconc, wer their subpoenas for the very good reason that But pen he rsaenea ie RGLel Bia bee ini sah conquer whirls: 4 Aoneata Coon ee ee a were on vacation. Obviously this excuse could not|PETIUS. | SENATOR-ts | eighty-one tor hele sure te be the ene! man in aibunch'of torty girls, 3 Gung: cil eadvee (Unters craeeon| have applied to every case, and the real reason appeared| fevonty might envy, we OF @ | steady gaze as to get " eventy might envy, i } vse: pigel UpOk theln Oyh yi Msdercine badiiieen busy igetinente Grail cee re min KNEW HIS BUSINESS. INTERPOSITION. FORGOT HIMSELF. © accord and change seats or move fur- to indict Capt. Foody. clergyman, pald for the first book he j ; r @ | ther down the settee. When they ao SABE 3 id > | this, i C1 Jc » Ho was quite ready to try Capt. Foody yesterday, and} | ousht with money earned from picn- Pe SUMING Ras eke pores ~ * his able assistant was ready to call Foody a “criminal” See Ee cia © | —— ee In the Httle German village of Hirzbach, in the Wester- Before he had been tried. In his new-born zeal to run EVELT, PRESIDED acco. 2 wald country, between the Rhine and the Lahn, there {s a era rarnings (Ss'cstopm gcverament wilen(aleciadintia || ee eer same ret vaaiaite @ | LAST CIGAR-STORE INDIAN. | iiving gateway which is probably the most curious thin e m| ina state of pleasurable excttement” © lane ot cigar-store Indian In New o¢ its kind in existence. Its construction was begun eighty the District-Attorney cannot be expected to pay any at-| over ‘his approaching visit to that g be canes for sale, says the Times-| years ago by planting two beech trees and fastening thelr tention to cascn against gamblers or other real and| bode of smoke. Jie emotions atxht rd Eicon here used to be a thre] toys together to form an arch. Upon this smaller arches when a cigar store without an Indian) vere pullt from time to time as the trees grew and professional criminals. : CORONATION NONSENSE, ‘The news from London is that the coronation is meet- dng with a “frost.” Seats and windows to view the proces- gion may be had at pargain-counter Prices, there is room to @pare in the peers’ gallery in Westminster Abbey because many of the peers and peeresses decline to meet the ex- pense of attendance, and the royal efforts to pump up qnthusiaem over the affair are meeting with failure and intment. » It 4s not to be wondered at. Those who have read in the Morning World from day to day its interesting series of “Short Chapters on the Coronation” cannot have failed to be impressed with the triviality, the childishness, the g@bsolute nonsense of the whole affair. The programme @f the coronation in Westminster Abbey suggests a Bhakespearian revival on the stage, while the street parade is reminiscent of Barnum & Bailey and of Buffalo be positively dangerous at the pros- pect of coming to New Yors. BWAN, ROBPRT—who hes just dlicd, in his elghty-second year, was Bos- ton's oldest school teacher. SAM, GEN.—ex-President of Hayt!, has gone to Parts to live, TILLMAN, SENATOR-1s a siave to whistling, and annoys his neighbors in the Senate by his practice. UPHUES, PROF,—the German sculp- tor, hay teen chosen to mako the statue of Frederick the Great which the Kalsor will present to the United States, —_$_- RELIGION, Religion is to do and say The kindest thing the kindest way, To follow truth, whate'er it de, Bo nothing but sincerity He BUSINESS SENSE. Sister—Why, Lester, you shouldn't *ask for such things in your prayers. You don't know whether they would be best for all or not. Lester—Say, will you stop interfer- ing with me and the Lord? and Dora? Jack—Another fellow PRACTICAL KINDNESS. pat Gertrude—-What came between you & cS Husband (to his young wife)—It‘ {en't that you don't think for yourself, but it's because you select such ang ful idiots to do your thinking for you. I suppose before long I'll have t plan all your clothes as well as ho to run the table. THE LIMIT. In the front was like Villikins without his Dinah, But things have changed. A wooden Indian !s no longer regarded as the distinctive and the distinguishing mark of a cigar store. Besides, they cost something. They were made to order, fhe male Indian in the glory -f his feathers and his outfit cost any- where from $350 to $500, but the female could be purchased for, from $200 to $250 As the custom of Indians 1s, the women occupied a position far inferior to that of the men. The Indlans look down upon thelr womenkind, and the cigar- store people look down on the female Indian. ——<—<——__—_ MEANING OF SCQTS’ NAMES The following gives the meaning of the names of the principal Highland clans in Bcotiand: McIntosh, tue son of the First; McDonald, the son of Brown Eyes; McDugall, the son of Black Eyes; McOnnechy or Duncan, the «on of Brown Head; McGregor, the gon of branched, and the whole was gradually decorated with all sorts of grotesque figures made by bending and cutting away the twigs. This living triumphal arch, when arrayed In its summer greenery, 1s worth going miles to see. TRY TO MEASURE THE HAT, Bil. Religion 1s the golden rule ¥ lowe’ Which we should practise in life's mere em heen! srocutebert, the eon ee rye et nt alr el ela aed aan the Arch Druid; MoKay, the soa of the = —— aid @beurdity of the coronation performance, there 1s conso- | 'Tis not all doctrine or all creed, Prophet; McTaggart, the som of tie| Very few people are aware of the helght of the crown of @ iy * fation for King Edward in the crowd of enthusiastic | J But #iving love to those who need Priest; McCleod, the son of the Wound-| stove-pipe hat. A good deal of fun may be created by testing E paneaneDe Who aro haste! ) J | n pathetic hear! er; McLean, the son of the Lion; Mc-| It in this way: Aska person to point out on a wall, with @ A‘ are hastening to London to breathe the | nd and sympathetle heart sri cheesy foe ath af ie Laans Ma-| to Wis ny; Aas pore fo Hale Pa om. &, Mal, atmosphere of royalty, and in this country there is a growing sentiment that the inauguration of a President sbould be made to resemble a coronation as far as | w to take part inward Hight noe says is right and sorro pach, obe do as ¢ the Carpenter; Cameron, or MeIntyre, the son of Campbell, Crooked Mouth; Crooked Nose; Stewart, High diay Support hat and he will place the cane usually at about one foot {rom the ground. You then place a hat under it, and to his surprise he finds that the space indicated ts more than double the height of the hat, possible. The world will then not go tari! ae | —— wrong. : ; ‘ For God wil) guide us alt day long A PORTABLE CH ‘ OUR SOLDIERS’ LEOS. ite a eaereae | Ue JELLIES FROM OLD BOOTS. AIR When Oscar Wilde came from London twenty years|§** "°° ying fear. \2 France {s pot the only nation that paws how So praatiae , an = r, Popular. Mechanics. craps and shav- ego and wandered up and down the lecture paths of this ous we should know | Froway Finnewan—Yes, sir, die Z| economies, says ‘ ih 4 country in knee breeches he 4 Hin e not for all to Ko: | Pehirt may be dirty, but tt hides a kin’ Bystander-You don't ‘mind my} | ingasof the tron mills and forges, once thought too small for ‘ es he attracted as much atten- J ‘ rt you? ® | 0 ation, are now turned into writing ink and into that Each individual lent | h ir looking on, do you? And while ® | considers tt ramen a8 8 dime-museum freak and was treated with the Br. show what work for him i right | 2 Well, that's a sate place Little Girl-Never mind, Uttle calf, 4 you're making that jittle aketch 1) | beautitul dye color, Prussian biue Fusel oll, a dangerous be feering fiippancy that only a human curlo could be ex- Fiom ‘Visions of Life. |@to hide it, all right! No one'l ever $ yu) jend you thin so you can bellow } explain our $1,000 endowment policy, ¢ | poison, becomes oll of apples or of pears for favoring pur i to evoke. No American citizen peering down | @ bother it there, you bet yout 4s loud as your mother. &c., &e. $1 poses. Ber, are) rags are turned Into pillota! coate and the ; 4 ape HS 1694440004030 Padad Or ‘ LOOD2O- 066 £9609449-66606 | seemingly worthles# sawdust into newspapers, Even a ti Phe aisles of the future foresaw then the advent of the} ————— : sii sal dials slialis nseine oO6¢-00 tneavory drainage of the cow barns becomes a basis for the a legged bicycler or the spindle-shanked golfer,! most {asblonable perfumery, and the tar waste of our gus (4 of whom in the past few years have madce| | I! \El Y | E | | ERS FRO? I H E PEOPI E works is turned Into the most exquisite aniline dyes and Pienlckerbockers as numerous and common as "l,” road y tule (OREDACRE. LR A ee a tendon A 8, bite of ha: d the hoofs, tendo! Heosbiio New York or rubber plants in Brooklyn | Anke A Vans nee of fust Sx4 years between ¢ Magistrates can impose a more severe teen more nervous thah you werp if lee Corpo rye Pyar yi ISP epaeS PENTSSTEY guccess which knee breeches have achieved {p. 1 {ne Bitter of The Byening World we will se penalty than a girl of eighteen. ‘ou had struck him? All we boys de-| a? 4 colored and flavored with the products of ejuisly AT have an elestr n over my deak ty” years com GEORGE MARLBOROUC sire the acquaintance of pretty girls. | treated and colo! (ise i Airection makes them eminently worthy of the, ¢ Seni iolcateh coin ingest, or When we go to & dance or theatre we| “useless truck,” find their way to the best tables a pure ates @lstinction at which they have arrived, Our|,) es ay oldest, Youngest ta th One Man's Idea, all want te set the pretty girls; buc| fruit deiites,”” @uch te the Amerioan method of inventive a soldier boys are hereafter to wear service uni. Orhers * sand the oldeag sthirty yeasa or ge. | to the Editor of The Brvoing Wort the boys ought to know that the giris| economy. “ te ro JW. HAMMER. | Iq answer to “Sweet Elghteen's’ letter [that think anything of their reputation of khaki, and knickerbockers are to replave the ! ,™ we ™M |telling how she struck @ man who spoke | will mot stand for flirting. Please do not h trousers. A special commission recom: . STENOGRAPHER Nore Serere Fonalty. to het in the street, Tsay that, although [condemn me if you think T have spoken GERMAN SOLDIERS MUST SWIMM.) gomeboay wno foit that the meane His uniform, and no doubt it will be adopted, iviinaui a teanes To the Editor of The Evening World she was entirely juatited in what sho |'00 plalniy, GOOD-LOOKING. Only 600d aximmers are acceptable as recruits in the Ger-|boy was overworked and needed all ® . The contents of the letter of “Sweet did, does she think her actions were| ‘Let the Good Work Extend,” ‘an army. The best swimmers in the service are able to) the rest he could get, has invented @ St will. The boys will be all the better ¢ ‘ ‘ ” | 1 fOr To the EANor of The venting World Eighteen" pleased mo, ihe tolls how very ladylike? If she had given the] To the Editor of To A ‘stream several hundred yards In width, even when! portable seat for him, which 1s sho! ard or two of “ oy ‘ sind iahe 1 ¢ y y ad crow wn ay r pante” leg. It will let them A carresnondent asked the solution @ masher spoke to her and how she hit nana disdainful, scornful look he would) What Js the wi carrying their clothing, rifle and ammunition, 4n the pipture. Lt consists of a standard walls and San Juan hills even faster than {2° {oo IK example without seurve| bin kn the face, knocklag him down, I undoubtedly have felt ke “thirty |car conductors: manners. wh attached to a swinging baie, which late Deen doing, It will show off their 0 aigenya: * tied six none. Bach! thoroughly approve of her actions in cents)" and then If he did not atop an-| have the blatant, surly, unintelligent and ter {8 attached (o a belt, When the ja doing, At wil show off ther sturdy, var for yen ser than ihe atte gaat te tar who ito eh, eying $0, yu eae Secon, | sma 8 wed at tae aga] SNAKE-CHARPUING AND MORPHINE) esting ied bn naings ie a aps will give the socta] The oldest being three times the age of her hia attentions, I would, how-\and poor “Willie” might get thirty | work extend to the and teach the| The statement is meade on the authority of # dealer in anty| standard and bale, fastens the former the|in upright position with @ pin, and eh | mac Bb ‘Wien not in use, the stand. ; Ja gartieg af the belt Like © alalm the youngest, what is the age of the advise her in the event of an oc-'days’ board free. Buppose that youngest, and what is the age of the | currence of this kind again to have the - been under the tanuence of Feldesit” @oluion—There being @ differ | individual arrested, J am eure our Clty don't yeu think tal you would have “"L! guard to be clyil, too, Also teac! to call out stations now and then Underetood ® mow chance to frizsle up thelr cheeks bin ge be cnn be viorid. oo ' - DeAT mt ne a ‘