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\g Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 63 to @ z Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-OMce f at New York es Socond-Class Mal! Matter. . VOLUME 42.. sesessseese NO, 14,908. ADO ovo A PLAIN ISSUE. $6446-06-060060660400604 A «reat deal is involved in the controversy between Police Capt. Miles O'Reilly, the new Captain of the Fifth | Ghe un ny J id Fe) Life . ; ; Precinct, and Peter De Lacy, of pool-room celebrity. ‘ JOKESOF OUROWN} THEY'RE ALL GOING TO THE CORONATION. ‘det of the whole Police Department and of the reform oS ENGAGEMENT. ODp!TY CORNRR. eer THE BARBER WAS LIGHTNING WITH HIM. me: administration. It is a question not of one pool-room keeper, but of the whole gambling fraternity, from the elusive Canfi ld down to the meanest policy swindler. a ’ © “He said she was a peach and he a Tho temo ls Dertectly clear. De Lacy ts an open, Sought her a diamond ring. wits bs notorious, inveterate and persistent lawbreaker. In his| but he can't get the diamond latest published utterance he asserts his {ntention of| + 5 eR i i Y “Winds the peach Is of the cling-stone ee elehtideateil ns Ano ‘ continuing his gambling business and emphasizes his | occ. en? Be eM ThE POBVAK +4 Guests defiance of law and authority with sundry cheap threats, | > . ACTRESS MNLGHARES THE FIRST BLOW. “The bride looked stunning.” If De Lacy can be driven out of business in the th Precinct there is no excuse for allowing him or any 4 other gambler to defy the law in any other precinct. ee If De Lacy cannot be driven out of business, if he} ? —————— 4 can continue his defiance of law and authority with im-| @ THEN AND Now. , punity, then he is the real Chief of Police and Mayor of | ‘Much more care Ie taken tn breeding ie the city, and we might as well abandon the pretense | {)‘torughbred dogs than in former va i ee that we have a reform administration or a lawful Police ; indesdi In she. old dayw they nena ' rE Commissioner or any other government of the city ex-| had common sea dogs, but now they Wud wW Phave ocean greyhounds.” cept what may be graciously conceded to us by success- ful and !mpudent crime. This is the issue plainly put. With a police captain anxious to do his duty, with a Mayor and Police Com- missioner to back him up who stand for nothing {f not 46 FIRST STEP, for reform, with a District-Attorney equally pledged to “I see we are preparing tor possible the war on vice, and with the whole decent public sen- war on the coast A WEIGHT CARRIER. “I hung on the apes “It must have be ker's every word.” a strong speech,” ‘This gentleman, with h barber shop and demanded a quick: shave, He got {t. The barber snipped and seraped In I ite Express time, and in a jiffy our friend was shaved and hair-cutted into a condition which made it impossible for him to recognize bim- ee ie you wish to see what he looked Ike after the barber got through with him cut out the complete above picture on outside nes. Then cut out entire lack under C and D, so there is nothing left) where black shows in the pleture. Next fold on dotted lines A and B so the extreme right and left pill} meet in the centre of the pleture covering part of the man’s face, a ‘ou will see what the barber did to him This clever eut-out pleture was designed and drawn dy timent of the city all on one side, there should be no|% “We'd better begin by cading the im- possible war in the Philippines." BORROWED JOKES. SMACKS OF FRIVOLOUSNESS. Yatts—I haven't decided yet what to call my new catboat Watts—Why not call it The Kiss? Yatts—What's the Idea? Watts—1t's nothing but a smack.— Philadeiphia Press. question about the result and no delay in reaching it. Mr. Mansfield on Throwing ‘Things.—Mr. Mansfield {n- ulburg, the famous wonder artlst( forms the public over his own signature that he “does not fire on his people, throw things at them or curse them, however great the temptation,” and he exhorts tho | public “not to shoot the gentleman at the pinn which | is ‘himself, “for he is doing his best.” His considerate fi self-restraint should be met half-way, CL WHAT IS MUD-RAIN? THEY CALL IT A POLE FAIR. The sclentists have not yet determined where the dust came from that made ud val lately in New t they are] ing it] IT 1S DIFFERENT IN FRANCE. | “They order this matter better in France.” said Sterne, and we must agree that they do in reading of the) 2) yell," sald the man who ed arrest and imprisonment there of three American nuto~ to be charitable, “1 suppose he is living Mobilists for scorching. One of the offenders was Tod! Qaccording to his lights : Sloan, another Gustave Warden, of Chicago, ani ped SM NG Lena Seen ‘Ye he in the gas or electric busine third, whose offense was the worst, Trafford Huteson, vm dvery has been di formerly myste! caused by the driv- nto a rain-cloud rare in rand In the AS TO HIS LIGHTS. 3 dispo! Chicago Record i of Cedar Rapids. Huteson ran down a shepherd near, ¢ Sees eachhy are the 2 Fontainebleau and killed him and was given eight days, | % TAKING NO CHANCES. na? that nll the not @ severe sentence; but how Jong did Barbara ‘{ “‘Is Marie to be married in June?” ts with dread The ry Ki'nge's slayer stay in jail, or the Theiss boy's? The‘ “Mvrey! she was only engawed last DEA EBL oe Seat _ other offenders were sent up for two days simply for ex- 2 yey gut you know Marie."—Cleve- tn desert, ceeding the speed limit. | land Plain be orne north or n ny the gales Our easy-going legal methods presume that in case! seus ae thaarblomtnsthe BT of an automobile accident the survivor—that Is to say, moremsi<Helio, § P the chauffeur—did not mean to do it and should not be bys tam glad to get YOU CAN'T MVE IT. dealt with too harshly, The French remember the dead 2 “Back from whet x : i mar. Some day our laws may be more rigorous, and PNY Le ee ae Beit ae - ie! then the offending chauffeur may adopt Huteson’s plea, 2 {2% & mente ae ‘ = " 7 oF that the victim of his machine committed suicide! The 2) s Shaket Ive been visiting In = _ A Possibilities in such a plea are very great. Huteson| ‘p!enelyville for a week, and 1 tell you Take an ordinary visiting card and \ must rank among the bencfactors of the race of auto-| 31, CRT La era bend down ithe nile oa rapreneli tt ( ¥ + mobilists for his discovery of it. Ing?’ Well, #0 long!~Dotroit Froe Press, “Taking in the Coronation” {s a lordly occupation, ow it over. This secms easy 2 ae — ough, but it may be tried for hours And TUsiene Chet ote ok (oles Are bose ine aNeyiare eying tno without succeeding. It 1s, however, to] A curlous Whitsuntide custom is observed once in every O0d008 3 But you'll find them perched on fences and on poles or treetop benches, 2] be done by blowing sharply on the table | twenty years at Corby, a village in North Hampshire, Eng- 4 Trolley Car Courtroom.—A New Jersey Supreme Court | « Judge held court in a trolley car yesterday, He did s that he might not miss his train for home. Justice in| ¥ shirt sleeves is probably Just as good as iu wig and gown ; but tt doesn't go much on dignity From which aristocratic points they'll rubber for a view. tance from the card. land, ‘The Inhabitants assemble to hear the old charter free- ——— Ing them from market tolls, jury and malt mervine (arantea by Queen Elizabeth and confirmed by Charles 11.) read, ans A BRAIN TWISTER. then toll 1s demanded from every one entering or leaving the What three figures multiplied by 4 parish. rmerly non-payment of the toll meant the placing wilt make 5? of such defaulters in the stocks, but now all visitors, as well arn around the ise coming ag at some d SOMEBODIES. KNEW HIS Biz. SHE DIDN’T KNOW, ) B.—ls writing a his- N's suffrage crusade ON KNOWING TOO MUCH, Capt. Miles O'Reilly, of the Oak street precinct, 1s fresh from Brooklyn and not expected to be entirely “up” in Manhattan manners. His ignorance of police etiquette was displayed yesterday in the case of Patrol- F man Patrick Nolan, Nolan patrois the beat on which! a De Lacy’s notorious pool-room is located He has a pounded the pavements of that beat with heel and} nightstick for five 1ONY, SUS of the we America is no catch In this problem.|as the Corby people, have to be chaired tn as simple as A, B, C and you willl pole and put into the stocks, a speedy rel ier that you did not think of it,| soon as a coin Js found. ifter you gee it done, Se = | BABY WILL BE 4 KING. THE M'INTYRE FLAT. | . J, Pot nm half-mile ru Eldora, Ja, ts er of that ATOR—of Nebraska, 1s J that he carries an ind him e hour ement summer rs, but when his new Captain asked hini the location of De Lacy's Patrick knew it not, vies as 94 en .alacm in The Racing Fever nor did he y the e That gentle a i know the proprietor. That gentleman hadl jctesazcqt, 1, A—of fyracusesowne Hits Them. “never been pointed out to him.” And O'R Y WAS 60) ono of the finest ¢ Mections of paper * remarked Mr. McIntyre, ‘I'm informed there amazed at this ignorance that he sent a roundsman out) money in this J.P. Morgan} ch. It seems there are i with Nolan to introduce him to De La | is also sald to own several specimens Nurse—What's the matter, Bobby gely casy way et Gaee pon A Re Yq e a | of this commodity Robby—Mamma sald I could do jagcs where running horses ar 5 a La Ms That was the proper thing todo. ‘The unwritten but!” : auything I wanted to do to-day, ck, und t is a clique of men who are #0 easy that x {inexorable social laws of precincts forbid a patrolman to OTERO. MIGUEL—Goverror of New and ‘cause T hit grandpa with @$ pioomiy—awhat have you to com-{ | they give you about all the money you can carry hume it know too much if he aspires to rise higher on the force, | page’) SNS Dern end educatod In 8 ¥ Sergeants may surmise; but only the wardman may brick she clubbed me. plain about now? Didn't 1 get homes fone of the horses wing, All you have to do ts to pick out carly last evening? + | the right horse.” RESEMBLANCE, Bloomly—I think 1 have good $ “Be and? stopped that eful night TALBOT, MISS MARION—dean qreilly know, Lven the Capiain, who profits by the! womon's department of Chicago Unt & jroreee eas ee eat te for complaint. Any gentlemar “1 faney so, Moreover, I have been studying up the sub- Knowledge, might not be able to pass a civil-service ex-| veralty, haw started a crude’ mgaina | auramee sent and the other book tet hls wife know in advance it@| ject considerably of Jete and 1 nd thet any one wip Rome > amination on matters quite a familiar story to the ward-| Swilose yells Says they are in-| @ py letting them fight # out pected to be home before mid-'f' | {nto the matter carefully cannot po! " y Hy ens ‘ man. Consider Lantry's ignorance of Canfeld's and| MAMeniovs and that they should de der that more people don't get rich that way, here ts Sheehan's v . must my plan: A horse named Sea Robber ts one of the finest t ¢ an's very rudimentary acquaintance with “Honest | , = | DIFFERENT. racera ever seen. The ‘L’ conductor told me so to-day, com- John" Kelly's, Died N, JOBEPH—saye he i ing uptown, He 4s entered for the Hasything Stakes at | a ————___— Sede ane eRe She Leengnet Gravesend to-morrow, and his price will be about 10) to 1 | WAT and Shall.—An anxious pubic would ike to know Spee ay ate eee eae as Now, 1 mean to take @ day off at the office and go down to the track and put $10 on this Sea Robber, ‘That will mean | $1,000 for us if we win, And another phenomenally fast horse—Hops by name—is in the next race, and I'll put an- other $10 on him, If the plan works—and it can’t fail—I can give up business and we can earn §2,00 a day for the rest of our ives." . “But doesn't {t seem a shame to take the poor fellows’ | money?” protested Mrs, McIntyre. “If I didn't some one else would,” he replied sternly. . . . . . . . Just what the Tammany imvirs mivan by the ex sion “Ile has gone out and stall , authorship ribed to ‘Triumvi tentions are sure, but whose wobbly B . _ | THE ANEMONE, CUPID AND PING-PONG, sey kK of the Byrlan sun, Ping-pong has a new sin to answer for. The news Bifor a traghe hows comes from London that the game with the jubilant Vheve the Banjas waters run money, mame has joined hands with cute little Cupid and is On my heart It was about 7 P. M, the next day that a cowed and be-| This photograph 1s the latest portrait Snaring all sorts and conditions e ¢ ont You have taken steadfast hold ‘ ed figure crept up the five flights that led to the Mc-j) of Princess Elizabeth, wife of Vrince | of ne Of Men Ato imatrlman ley 4 dnegeien 06 nea Albert of Belgium, and the first of the you are part fi| Intyre flat, Cases are cited where bachelors who w ‘© BuPpOKed to) y of old | t “ the door. He be-| little Prince Leopold, hetr to-the Belgiar a of of » t was McIntyre, His wife met him at the do have posscased hearts of Harveyized atecl and in. whose ; | man—Here, you! Don't you gan to explain before he reached the top step! throne, nihoas Birth MEOMR DE AURD=IOY. to gay lexicons thero was no suspicion of such a word as by spring know iUa aagainat the Jaw to on “You see, it waa this way," he said, pathetically, ‘Some-| the family of King Leopold last Novem- “marriage” have meekly and \ngloriously capitulated to Pa aa omanin eee OAD) ie BENS § Wite Your fobacco smoke MaKee | thing detained those two horses 1 det on 7 doubt if they're) ber. | Tne Frincese Py seer some fair partner after a few games, and are now bloom Rabanne] Ne arsenic EO HLEr ARES 8 ARIE ORS NF wyea?. Tt eitected me che same gil intel MYrmy Judement erento Have Deen at Caulk and ¢ 4 sf i EY Ses iccia anit nd are now bloon ort Mitles down the years ® “Hunco Pete-Dat's all right. purt car. ected @1 15, e whole $20."" varia, wi I" . § ing and bilssful Benedicts, Girls whose weather eye Nn Beollard tn the dune Critic Bt] g ner. aur friend nt gol nw You, and there's always room f.way at first; but you'll get used |! Mon eon "gear, who consoled, “I haven't Kot any | known ull over Europe had been wafted down the vista of the future for any- chance. See? In 1t for one more, to It judgment myself, but 1 read over the Ist of horses after —_————— SERENE al ' " thing in the shape of a husband that might come along, | a — OPO AG SAA OS 44:08 you went away and J saw one called ‘Dr. Baylor.’ It w and whose souls had been heavy and hopele: a . Dirac se caaaeaa ecamumeainel * secant? ——— = such a funny namel thought I'd ‘bet on it, Bo T cetled a Of @ sudden, as if b; Jracle, : . it? hopeleag. ave 4) messenger boy and gave him $10, and he sald he knew =) - y RaieAaey ONRD the pearly ate | E | I E S FRO! 1 I H P sort of a place—a billlard-room, 1 think he called It—whe Of ping-pong, found themselves life partners, and many J T could bet. And—tlan't it queer?—he brought me back $1,0. #0 anxious parent bas been filled with Joy in con- A Timely Kenoue, j# northbound Broadway car the other enjoyed it there ever aince until to-day, CUTTING THE ANGLES. 00001004 Pei toe $03 6:8-004-40000608. = high car steps, perhaps Inden with a uppowe there was any mistake?" wequence, eee t The # pe World day and heard how a man with a south: | when another oMcer was sont around Reavy bundle, or coremin . . heay Kasped Meintyre, There va. But I was the one an eye-wltne on Bunday ot pound rane) ¢ conducte a order ever mM r ' No ented n the ¥ iad id ade ecttiny It A asserted that the power of the game to thaw| tre vena ye-wltness on Bunday of| bound t fer gaye the cond: Jer every one “oft the gram," Now,| hid in jthelt arm od who mude it by mot letting you do my n Hoe Bone o re of & party of four Indiew and | stiff argument, The conductor tried | in behalf of the mothors who oannot TAXPAYER at | Out reserve and discourage coyness ts the georet of ity| four men on board a sloop yacht Bhelexplain, but t gentioman would ot) afford to take thelr little ones in the! Which Tells the ath. — —— Matcb4making record. Apparently it is a dangeroun|%4* Uaabled. with her mast broken and|isten. Bo finally the conductor told! country 1 would ask: de it far that Stor of The Kvent ore iys moterar hap ue Ae) RATS AND CO/PIMERCE. r drench: | him to “Ko and play ping-pong’ (ax al amothers and nurses with children for 4 person inclined to celibacy to tackle, if ke SIE AA CIARA aves i nx all on boa Olly exe - uration was | substitute for yand chase urself.) mhould be ordered off the gras# just) _ Ps iy » Tio Tendon statements are correct, young and old pausing at the (line with « tue in ow.|se was very quilts dnderd, gheuehe | teoause a tov ot hoodlunie have de et wt the cruth fa thls cane? Time) in France, more than anywhere ele, the wolence of ors hereabouts who do not wish to have their|'!he captain picked the refugece up, 8. M'NULTY, | wtroyed nome of the trees? Couldn't | ering One Pe eee eet atin [economy IM carried almoat to # fine art, The common sewer] Hyening World, Cut the blessedness disturbed had better stick to base-| *Hdlne @ bowt Just in Ume and wfter- | More Freedom tn rhe, the ruftians be kept out? What are the | fo” hon Other | rats of Paris are raised to clean the flesh from bones that) through at the dotted ne golf and bridge whist ing Aamletance, which was eagerly wo-| tT» of The Byentug World | parks for? Mrs, C.D, (did it One boy's word ty as good 4% | are to be used In manufactures, but that must not be bolled] i. to bend more readily, Clo: , \the others, Please let us knows read> : ? shania rp eae AUPE inate 1: cepted by the men, for the ladien wore with my thre children, was or A New Rule, che phere. ‘ to clean them, says Popular Mechanics, When full-grown] butween t=¢ and $4 by bringing Vou Blalohroder’s Desth.—/1) in @ fainting condition, J cali that cap from the «rans that extends from | py gy mmnreres the jug World ore, how to Het at the Fut ie [rate are killed their furs are Used for fur trimmings, thelr| ends together, Bend the whole betwesy aias tap da tne Baron von “Bianca | M JACKBON, | Ninety-cighth mtroet to One Hundred! tem heartily glad te eco that cons tiie for gloves, thelr thigh bones for the highest grade of] & and 6 und the, veven-tornered box aaron von Bleichroder, the The “Polite” Conductor, s toothpicka; thelr tendons and bones are cooked) of gPfOd¥ind. ih oily Mh aod Fifth street, outside th k ‘iver 9 Goancier, 6 Wab killed near Cologne by tle own| ry ta sai ot The Ereng Worl Riveraide Drive, about two weeks Ag, oe eee Oe are Tt hea eect a tyne | ete ot ene erisese let of down to make those Desutitul gelatine capsules which our| six--cornered box. wi wea tiaasalt Riga oly Nem, Saree I abject to the frequent complaints of /and was told that I could go om the! unworthy of New York to wateh tired, warshipe of the United Miaies Navy? ,2hyslolans often give us medicine in, and thelr teeth are ng ie ang! by dah ba tmpoliteness ef oonductors, 1 boarded! grass inaide the park, My childsen havelfreaiie women «limb, unassisted, om ank [used ror tipping fue burniahers tor boekbinders’ use, eee ; ¢ 4 ‘ { y Le nu A Fe Meaaibortetien: oh a ety lt wails’ ‘ magn wevagpeaty onged DL aay”. toe pate ih 9 Wee h Rte of OO la