The evening world. Newspaper, June 9, 1902, Page 6

atk Row, New York. Entered at the Post-OMmce f\ it New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. NO, 14,902. ‘ “BY THEIR. FRUITS.” Te fs finally announced that the long-expected reform | , ‘the police force Is to be undertaken and that the) atep in the work is to take the famlliar form of n| ¢ thake-up,” although on a larger scale than ever be- More. The inspectors, captains and sergeants who on nt ‘the system” and who are suspected of “Deveryism" are to be transferred to precincts where ‘they will not be able to obstruct the reform policy, and their places will be filled by officials who can be “SMILES” AND THARS. } ‘ t nd} @ “Laugh and the world laughs with you. ———~. relied on to aid the Administration in putting an e Sraasravarpoleeaee Give HIM Tm A fo the evils and scanduls of the Department. BULCeRB eK ANOTHER > Until the changes are actually made it would be pre-|& ReneS DAINK oP fmature to criticise or commend the new policy further | { vid like to be “blown oi) 1s Roo \ (to say that it is a step in the right direction and | © nto TEA i Af meets a stron: L ie ofl @ THE Dp ws st mpoonuler cembnd: just thelbecbie ? Maude—[ inherit my aristocratic face \ Mew York look for and insist on is results. They want $ from my grandmother | to wee the end of police blackmail, extortion and pro-) 2 Muriel—indeed? It'a one of the few q Se NS S . tection of vice: they want to sec the dives and notorious | antique relies 1 ever saw that really = haunts of crime closed and their infamous proprictors | 100ked as old an It was a |e prosecuted and punished; they want to see the} FREE POSTAGE, = /( gamblers of all kinds and classes, “square” and{ ‘Senator Skinflint wrote me much A | Be Yerooked,” high and low, driven out of the city, and,|@ nice, frank letter.” ‘moreover, they want to sce the discipline of authority “He couldn't write any other kind fe exerted so strictly that the very poorest citizen shall | Al! Senators’ letters are franked = Haye full confitence in the integrity of the force and| 4 sTREL TRUST. = In the management of the Department. They will} + iore 1a honor among thieves ~ Judge the reform tree not by the bright leaves of | “A sort of Steal Trust, L suppose” Promise it has put forth, but by the substantial fruits Nor l@oonYT.qoopy, — ; ‘of accomplished reform which it is yet to produce, “why won't your father let you marry f, — 5 saa “ I thought I was in his good Yi ~— Price of Sunday Plensure 5 | ae D Uf — + Sure-weckers were drowned 3 y |B “Vou ace, But that tan't the kind of i), within the Immediate vicinity of New York. It isa hich| 2ujterature he cares. for price to pay for an outing, but so the price pala Ue = every Sunday as not to excite comment. 1f an explosio | ad caused it or w Mat-hovwe fre Ke wosld iw ainevont,¢ BORROWED JOKES. ‘you know! A GENTLE BLOW. my dear brethr sid . “that chartty covereth a of sins, I hope you'll be un- A MAKESHIFT SETTLEMENT. The present outlook of the coal strike is unfavorable | “Rem the mintst multitude Ho the miners, It is not likely that the bituminous coal | U8UA!ly generous In your offering thls Pminers will be able to come to the rescue of the strikers, | 2 MUNINB Petre’ Free Prows fii |The supply of bituminous coal is practically unlimited, | DISTANT. Hy Pand the anthracite roads are perfectly willing to compel |... “Ldn't you tell me that dog you sold YY i] ) the public to use soft coal until they can replace thelr] ela BIRSLERS are ere y what they suppose will be a victory over trades union-| IU ‘acquainted with.” “Washington ) Avy ) f “fam and a permanent settlement of the lator question. | 7 ‘a a 1 ae Such a view of the future, however, is very short-| : TOUGH FIOUR J AND MY NAME A WATER CORE THAT DIDN'T CURE. LAWYER ; BRITISH BEER, One thousand and forty miilion gallons of beer brewed yearly in the United King. doin equals the to- tal amount brew- ed by America, France and Aus- tria, WATER SPOUTS, The rotation of a water spout at the surface of the sea haa been esti- mated by Prof. Bigelow aa 354 miles an hour, or nearly six miles a minute. COLD COFFEE. Cold coffee Is graduaily displac- ing beer in Ger man factories as a beverage during working hours. Among the many picturesque scenes within the confines of a great city the accompanying cut iIhustrates one that is unique in Toledo, Out In the Michigan Central Rallroad yarde, not far from Walbridge Park, there Is a little freight- car village, of which the picture shows a portion. These old freight cars are lo- cated between the tracks and the banks of the canal and several of them have been fitted up for ving and yard-office BRAIN TWISTERS. THE APPLE WOMAN. A poor woman, carrying a basket of apples, was met dy three boys, the first of whom bought half of what she had, and then gave her back 10; the second boy bought a third of what remained, and gave her back 2; and the third bought half of what she had now: left, and returned her one, after which she found she had 12 apples remaining. What number had she at first? Took for the answer in to-morrow's Evening World, Anawern to Saturday’a Twisters. THE JEALOUS HUSBANDS. purposes. There are windows m the } sides, lovely little smokestacks and coal,’ unkers have been added at the eldes. This IMtle village enjoys a splendjd tso- { lation, but its Inhabitants have some! comforts that the residents of brown-{ stone fronts cannot enjoy, says the To- | ledo Blade. Their coal is within easy reach at thelr back door and they can fish for supper from the front balcony. What more can heart desire? ot THE FAMOUS “CREEPING OAK.” 1 i o merely a short. 2 Mt Youngbride—t've come to com s ppsnted, ae pub eerie would be merely a short=| yan of that flour you sent me ‘(+ by ‘This is the answer to the problem of = » lived makesbitt. ie permanent settiement of the re-) 02 Grocer—What was the matter with It? 4 “ee ‘ * the three jealous husbands, who, with J N ‘lations between labor and capital in the coal mining ‘> et oun Tae a ray iene There are other Water Cures than those they dgal.to Filipinos, G their wives, have to erode ee we ; business can be reached only by a fair and satisfactory | « as imy husband cout do ff sine As every one, unless he be particularly green, knows. _ hint! Seo Beer ee ereement between the employers and the miners’) Philadelphia Press ‘They tried it on a General, in new assorted styles, Ale Teray bale Racted diltwolorathree ‘unions, not by the temporary success of an attempt to! % NOTaiA PAL But found that misses very often are as good-as-Miemr= ways; the following may be as good as Bere cneshe:principle/of trades unionism, 4, “1 heard the master complaining to rage any: Let A and wite go over—let A 3 — 1Dthe cook that the eggs he had for IN A PROHIBITION TOWN, return—let B's and C’s wives go over— “Up and Down.—It is the opinion of Mayor Low and of! breakfast were not fresh,” sald Mr. A's wife returns—B and C go over-B # | CQmmiesioner Partridge that the “shake up’ ts the ob-! 7 Cochin China to his wife. and wife return, A and B go over—C's i vious remedy for the “shake down.” Were fresh when I laid them.” wife returns, and A's and B's wives 50 H SSL a Mre Sochin China, tartly.—Ne- over—then C comes back for his nite i E ; Simple ag this question may appear, Fe aoe staat seeeoneetssntonaneen foun" Wane ta ee ve a hall o} . Next we lourished a thou ij } Miasiasipp! also is to ha hi ft fame. “y dreds of years before the art of printing h "may expect Massachusetts to erect a temple of similar 4 waa invented. ‘2 sort and eventually, when all the States have followed SOMEBODIES. | THE FALSE SCALES. \ Blew York's earlier example, we may look to cities and /aann, 4. M.—of Indiana, is the only Here {a the anewer to the false scales towns to extend the idea. Then with an abundance of! mun living in that state who is by which shows 9 and 16 pounds for the / niches to receive the statnes of the filustrious the new] Wirect descent a son of the American same cheese, the aoe being \to,08- E eentury before its first decade has passed may see all our] Meouton certae ane ight le. mean propertion-| ‘This is @ picture of the “oreeping oak” of V “heroes, national, State and municipal, properly perpetu- | ih. mdon Metropalitan Hallwes, al between the two false ones, and is|to which @ remnant of the old Teutonic tree worship or au "ated in posterity’s remembrance and reverence. Gonienhsre tar akidar, kent eer ene — found by extracting the square root of | persitition attaches. It stands near the village of Voelkahagen, Ee ‘i . a ROSES ‘: 1 y 16x9—144; and|in the great forest of Mecklenburg. The tree iteelf neither! | he accommodations will be ample for the present,| handing." A Donnybrook Falr or a Norah—Sure, sir, the Thismus says®| their product. ‘Thus Helo adele lbarsy are ° Mount Pelee voleano could give him why do you give such small measure 2] square root 144=12 Ibs, the welght re-| creeps nor 1s supposed to do so, but in the trunk, at ) but what of the new crops of heroes yet to come? A | RN OPA PA ASAI TCO Caged Llon—Now, I wonder If that fra pint? 3 | quirea, feet from the ground, is a large hole about) 12x33 inches in r )great man Is born every minute, a genius every day, Al ow wany yit—nas ee eee) EREVAN DIS Ue) Milk Dealer—This here {8 soopertor ¢ = dimensions, by creeping repeatedly through which tnvaliés,| i ee RAMON shad a) comnett milk, miss! Why, I put nothin’ but WHO CAN PUNCTUATE 7 | especially the gouty and paralytic, were cured, acoordiig td Philippine war, a railway morger, a fire, a football game, | uty ad paralytic, wore cured, rings them into being in numbers. The birth-rate was ‘when peru never so high. What the congestion will be by the time mew century dawns ig painful to consider. popular belief. formed on a Friday, before sunrise or after sunset, persons healed used to show their gratitude by burying! coins at the root of the tree. People came from far and. » near to be cured by the wonderful oak, and the ginotios G14 tlon cup, open to yachts of all na- tlons, for a race off Queenstown this year. Another chance for our Yacht ndicate. distilled water Into this milk! ONLY ONE. See if you can punctuate these sen- tences so that they will make sense, says the Philadelphia Press: 1, That that ts ts that that 1s not that that is not is not that #0 ; INSULTED. FABER, CARL—son of the penct! man- . 4 kim . ufacturer, has given $260,000 to German Stranger (to druggiet)—Hey! Gim- t die out until about fifty years ago. A Busy City.—Russell Sage's doctor advises him to keep] | 2. It was and I sald not or not die P nae If th per «© a bottle of wh ey, el A rtsc! D bo. lecklenburg fotlore, mane, 1 B away from his office, unless he find hetiwon how oulatit rinthonanat! Ape ual tte me Hany pS Wesemnienl th so ae nich phe still standing, ¢ . a Me soe none (he ns h y © pe snake just bit me ong than working. New York ts a busy LODG ATOR—|s well up in shirt Drugeist (coldly)—It you will pro- WIRELESS TELEPHONE. one here shown is the most famous. It ie very olf. he wireless telephone of Armstrong hard work to be idle. designs, He has 2 and vests o| duce + witness a » enor ‘ wlgni He has shirte and vests of du witr ond put up enough and Orling 16 attracting marked atten- much decayed, but the axe of the woodman has\spared ft ze wenn the same material woven eapeclally £0r m to pay for a jury Tl convene ebr! 4 there dt stant f, ne | account of {ts celebrity, and there dt stands, 1 F. N.] im. A court this afternoon to look tion from scientists, and users of ¢! eee eon ae toner 4 o PALACE MLUSANCE NECE! OTE oy arr om Soe ab a aa a Pe aa aeons ‘ as been less than two weeks since Street Clean-| " iaie, Hn RELEASE: the 4 Me ature cade Ge gratring so-| caveat, eal tie er 8 meld ONE ROW OF TRIMMING MT ea ‘ Snouncement that the customary defllement of the; He Is #ow a professor at Columbia | . A.BOOMERANGH harbor and of the nearby beaches as an Incident of || University : PUDUUUU Een errr ee rere Get a plece of tolerably sti eaft, garbage removal was no longer to be dreaded, as he SHAW, SECRETARY —0f the Treasury, ‘A Little Lesson to board, and out from it » figure By é takes dally horseback rides. Ob bing this, and you-will have a had made arrangements to abate the nuisance. servers gay he does so with the look | Woman Nature. | ns: i If Gommirsioner Woodbury had taken a sall down| of one who performs some solemn P 1a site cociete iaontie } ‘the harbor Saturday he would have been shocked to] &Y : oe want ter buy a pair of In Ellen M. Stone's own story of her stop f Esce the water to the east of the ehip channel from the| WH! WW. Cid the largest land- alka aisieae “Are you a single man? among the brigands she tells how she end her companion j E Narrows to Sandy Hook defiled by a compact Sargasio| OWN !8 Mussacnusette. ‘Ihe town! 4 jd—Naw, I'm no kid Ded seams IUGR Seine? begged their captors to procure for them some woollen home- \ % iis fie FR COR Sagas seal of Washington, Mass., contains | ‘ warmer dresses. She then x ") Sea of floating garbage in which dead cats, stable} his px alt. It js the only Massa NEW FRUIT. DANGER AHEAD. gapped ai a mo an there was a rofl of thick ! S refuse and other familiar forms of pollution forced] chusetis town seal bearing the portrait ae goes on to say: pereutn pds Spinning estoy B themselves on the unwilling notice of the observer—| °f 4 lying man prom Ronee See ee aa an rec aa alea i — eee ‘and braid, the Jatter of so heavy a quality end abun- tity as to allow us one row for trimming,” otNow probably only ® woman could tell what that one tow of trimming meant to those forlorn’ captives! And the thohightfuln ‘of the brigands in mupplying not only buttons but aleo braid ## past comprehension, saye the Chi- cago News. At least they must have been nice married 5 brigands and accustomed to matching ribbons and thread and dress goods, Every woman knows tt 4# very hard to got the right shade of braid for the bottom of @ sirirt, and fepecially ® brown skirt. For an every-day, plats oolor brown 1s most maddening to match, There are so many ait. P each individual fragment of the fou) flotsam destined §. to Gnd its way ashore on the nearest beach or in front || of some human habitation, ‘Why fs it that the great city of New York, with its ) Yast intelligence and |ts boundless resources, has not YFet succeeded in the accomplishment of the easy feat of an intelligent, scientific, modern and effective method Barbage disposal? THE SOLDIER’S DIRGE. Dead in the battle-dead on the feld: More than his yield? Dead for his country. drums. Slowly the sad procession comes The heart may ache, but the heart fe can a aoldier Mute the The next thing {s to propel it through the alr so that it will return to your feet, To do this lay the boomerang om BAY MASTERSON'S GUN, must swell y i ti Architect—Well, one reason the flat beok in this position: ta eg = 5 With pride for the soldier who sine cost eo aud On ace rent #hades of brown! Ld positions The scene in Magistrate Crane's court when Bat Ment atten! house will 9 auch ls op 8 Lah they andoubtedly were—there women—donesome and mon asked respectfully for the return of his con-|} itis blood has burnished hin sabre peompsini=Wall p Pelmiste ad 1 can gee shot ck and almont despairing of ever eeeing their friends (promptly) —We h ~ ; ‘were used pated revolver was one to bring tears to the eyes of| ro nie , iL ; why ALOR Habe NVA, fom thing aubatantial 1s coming your $ | eee soars, ae Peet ee a, to set on that r fale ‘o his memory, honor; to him, good rs ; ‘ee variety of [00 who lament over fallen greatness. It was as if A rewit @rows pipes We don't con- omethin' ‘substantial? Be- arenat XATOSY SF (ovhace, but they had thelr “one row of nig! Ellzabeth Harman in Lippineott’s. “Tl ney? osity in this Btate, ty of other Nautd y, T bet th’ ould woman ts goin’ Vrow anuther flatotrn, 4 y with ow imming.”” Any woman who couldn't be happy town apectally when It had “one row of trimming, in the wilderness, doesn't deserve to be ransomed, hur were petitioning his enemies for Excalibur or rid begging the Philistines to restore his sling, “Tell | Judge to give me back my gun,” said Bat to his :0u "Mr, Masterson says will you kindly restore his revolver,” said the deferential lawyer, ‘Tho strate regretted that the law forbade this act of! wider Ha, hat MELY LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE. Inder an insurance law enacted in Germany neve: 0 ats 4 “Evil to Him Who Thinks Ewilj) unnecessary trouble count the ron ’ ve Mon tie e pilor eros ity. Bo Bat parted company with his trusty ua wnnene ld it Te saunas th from gome of your readers Hf they have an bits and on) ho lat bernie and asp 90.000,00 people receive in return for @ nomi a\ . “the best friend he ever bad. tives that form, So 1 would advise y Tae pen AAW DRLODE: He | z wie . fasaioal attendance, ‘The theory was that suffering hu- tbe. gun with twonty-elght notches goos to|7? {i Miter of THe Evening Worit rary Ho wavs AArANe, ROBERT B. HANIOD ‘The Rhythmic Fan, medial foul receive cheap and effective rellet from ite 2 Pleane translate the inacrijelon of the To the kaltor at The Kyoning World Peay tiie, but in practhoe there arg many drawbacks, The] 1 106 one end to project about an McA N. 3 A Rescue, ate hold that they are expected to | the ordinary crooks’ weapons in the police museum | Onder of the Garter: “Hon! soit qui mal The ball fleld was crowded, the fans inch; then holding the book at a slight doctors hired by the te r, most famous of Western sheriffs, ylelda|» pense’ an A Petrifea 0: . In Munich they get only ” f 1 te yate T) the Raitor of The ivening Werld wore all there to witness a game of ball.| 45 too much for the pay they get. In y 6 Naeotest to tho majenty of the law, ‘Truly the old ‘The Leawer ane. ideas eee ( weard pans ma Bt Irland | but ation ‘tway o'er the tune felt no] a2aut gk per annum, In order to keop down expenses th pana. sirike the BrodecUna Aid of he gone th! Time was when Bat was proprietor of Fe ine Maller ot The Bran ng World | Bome time ago while bathing at Rock: | f!T¥sboat leaving the New York slip at! sore, from that awful score, twelve tol qoctors are inclined to Impreas upon the patients that holder, when it will fy actos com . | in regard to “Broth query a9 80] away t found iy tne Wht poke 10/92 Me When about a down the| four Ope Giant in white looked al jothing j# the trouble with them, eturn ur feet, cee seaarard tn te Iapd and’ whether the page of the ledxer should meta eee ry ee esi ers the boat stopped to plek up a young] pitoous went, aa he stood ut tho plate| eee andr to your fee rate Crane's tombstone to his! be entered in the cash book before pomt=| an oyster only that it has turned to] Mad Who Was clinging (0 a capalaed Aal-| with 4 at “Three mirikea! You're old manpera are gone, According to |! °F After, { would nay that it pomi-|gtone, On one end of it there ta a {bust in midetream, Mis boat amali| out! was the ump) shout, which] SOME FACTS ABOUT BROOKLYN,| READ THIS, IT IS EASY. tvely should not be entered before, It] juny about the #ige of @ cheatnut, | sailboat) was floating bottom up, and) helped the gcore~Twoly to four, t ‘There are in the borough of Brooklyn 20,000 apartment or Amows, the cowboy of romance i shows ihat the lien hav been pomed: t camp |e a thriving and |i Vurthermore, would be Hable to cause have gone over the range, mistakes If tho ttoma were ent be-| nave owed it many people and submits to be taken fore posting, Bometimer an account heal they may that they never saw any> i” to be forwarded, Thon your ledge page, thing like it before, { am ignorant of A ~ e| "very do has his day,” wll the tena they did say, and maybe some day we'll| tenement houses (leas than half the number of New York), nand| get square. But Chink an they might, 1t] 12,000 stores, 10,007 atables, 6000 factories, 641 hotels or hotel- f brought him aboard the ferr: nal gave them a fright, to think of thut| saloons, 416 schools, 60 churches, 9 theatres, % lojging-| Thise monograme spe out & soomingly halfedrowned condition, A|agore~Twelve to four, houses, 216 clubs, 46 station-hor Tue Sag IN RENRO M8 how- | familiar Bhakeapearean quotetions tugboat picked up tho wagpoat, J mene CHARLES DAVIS, | pitale and besdecimel tis 100 you decipher My he was clinging (o it. ‘The pilot of + ferry-boat ordered hin ot bout and the crew reseued the n which la of pure white stone, the reat of it being dark color ke slate, ae Would be wr, unless you took the such thingy and would like to hear