The evening world. Newspaper, May 29, 1902, Page 6

n Sy TORI TRIN ETRE EET Se enaant atnenatiidiesamieeaceaeeneee aeeiateeneeeeehtcenetoee THE WORLD: THURSDAY EVENING, MAY 29, 1902, : Publishing Company, Ni Bntered at the Post-OMice f\ saiuae .NO. 14,891. WHICH WILL TIELD¢ _ Phere are really three parties interested in the pend: | BOPDADHIIL HORDE EL GUDHODE DE HOE 15 Bees She Funny Side of Life. “ToDpirY. CORNER. QORDOBRG-DODODS “tte. In the absence of any opening for a settlement the ‘Btrtiggle has settled down to a contest of endurance. | 4 ‘The question is, which can hold out the longest? 12 > While many of the miners are abandoning their | ¢ re cae cei: ssieraient, ths Sst oa, [ZI ORES OF OUROWN THE VACATION - SEEKERS. : JOIN THESE PIECES INTO A SQUARE, " jority of them are unable to do this. They must stay where they are, eat up their savings, if they have any, | 7 A COAT, TOO, : FS subsist on the scanty “strike benefit” allowanee as jong | & Bome vee religion for a cloak, Bane RON TO THE and | We see It every day 7 4 WN "2s it lasts, endure starvation 2a long as they can, anc \< HY CHIIGBU uuneveHoNlepe GH plowed ot lay ‘then yield, if in the mean time no other settlement has re aaa Gunes -way been reached. | SEASERPENY WiLL? fe etter ‘They are POLITICAL Posirvaly 4 Phe operators are in a better position. ‘They ar eee ek Gooeae bag aN PE / feally the coal-carrying raliroads, and as they can tn- der all circumstances get enough coal to operate thelr ie roada with they can look with composure on the pov- erty of the miners and the disaster to the public, The public is really the worst sufferer. The indus- | tries which enable the miner to live and the railroad to flourish and which have had nothing to do with the | strike are menaced with irretrievable loss, and even with ruin. They—the coal-using public—apparentiy WHEL NAMED, /T have no voice in the matter; no attention is paid to Nive compoiediaevaifhony th our them now, but they may be heard from later on. ‘There @ apartment, What shall 1 call ic is a limit to human endurance. Call it Symphony in A fas ‘Thus far there is no indication of yielding on elther ONLY (ORERIVE! side, The situation must get worse before it Bets aAHY [epene better. mber of work A DAY ~ alwo a certain number of people, BEAUT/FUL » be worker TREES GoLF LINKS ADSENT- Captain, what's the rm: man in the awkward squad Why, every time 1 say ‘Pront!! aya, ‘What room, sir 1. noy. or with that ‘THE ONLY or “Did that young docte & for him in Stingyvilte : but atdast he mad self in the lake just out r him- the town.” his stor: The End of the Horse. ng perfect battery, Wizard Edison triumphantly announces that “we | al have put the horse out of bustness."” ‘To this the horse, | « B J remembering how often he has een put out of business |; ORROWED JOKES. * by triumphant inventors, will probably answer “Ns ae ais Cut out the viack sections and’arrange them eo as to form a perfect square, With a ttle ime genuily it can be done, The solution will be published to-morrow. ANTIQUE TROUSERS. | THERE WAS NO CHANCE FOR HER, BEAT THE TRUST. ‘The wo men met at the door of a meat parket, One was coming out and the other was xcing in, and each had a basket on his arm “E thought you said.” remarked the aN ——— lz E THE SMOKE QUESTION | ¥ A point of law which should be decided without felay has been raised by the Long Island Rallroad | © Company, which contends that the prohibition against | the use of soft coal applies only to stationary engines not to locomotive rhe question has been taken | ¢,80ing to do what man could do to knock Under advisement by the Justices of Special sion 3 aves ae Pe ost Bs 4 Commissioner Lederle contends that the pv “That's wtint 1 anid and T'm sticking Y of the law is not against the use of soft coal, but] @to it." replied the other, showing Dim against the production of smoke, and every smoke the lronteta oH bata ae nuisance will be prosecuted. It is not pleasant to (think ere?”—Chicago ‘Tribune of one of our great railroad corporations trying to ob- tain legal warrant for maintuining a nuisance. An uptown physician tells of a German friend, a poor pee a journeyman baker, who sent his ¥ to a local hospital when she fell ill, The physician always asked with Interest after the condition of the sick woman when he met the | German, and was told in reply: “Well, doctor, they aay at the hospital there's improvement.” This reply did net vary y to day for a month or more, and was alway | spoken by the German very stolidiy, as though he reatly did alo ee) not see in the report any grounds for hope. Then one | Sone who wae about to enter, “you were on | | morning, meeting the physician, and being asked the usual qmestion, he sald: “Oh! she's dead, doctor. The trousers on the left were 4 “Dead?” repeated the physician, “What do they say she fashion for men in the sixteenth cen- died of?" in the centre during the seven- “They didn't say—they didn't have to," answered the h German. ‘I knew. She died of too many Improvements." HIS LEGGINGS. Old Woman (gazing after a soldier wearlng khaki! putties)—Oo's that? Old Man—Wh: back from the Ww: - Wall Street and a Widow.—A lone widow who owned x few shares of Western ferry stock has made a 4 profit by the sale of tle stock far above par to a V think street broker. The rarity of such a piece of luck In a Old Woman—Yes, and ‘ie legs, 100, poor @ quarter Justifles the newspaper publicity given to the! Pdear, 1 should say that's Tasker's boy, Got ‘ts arm hurt, TAE MINTYRE FLAT. |_ WoNeN ORT EES | Look at the ban- widow's good fortune dages on ‘em —Pearson's Weekly. SPRING ~ J ao aT a CHICHEN zee q 5 N NO MOUBT AT Le Ma 4 AN ALBANY OF IMMIORANTS. AT ALL eee A Sartorial Version of “Too, + The number of immigrants reaching the port of Now | ena ners any doubt about York during May will exceed 90,000. It is in effect al Jewett—Not at all; he's dishonest.— city the size of Albany added to the nation within four | ¢The Smart Bet weeks. We have an enormous capacity for digestion | 6444.44.0686044000606¢000046,0, and assimilation. and in due course of time this raw ma- ° 3 teriel will b “by h chyle proc- eis | Gee be ected 7 in chyme and trie goes FO EDODIES. | ; HIS GREAT RESEMBLANCE. i Oh, Mine Host's ornate prospectus promised swiftly tu connect us With a place chockful of every Joy of rural life's affording. But we learned with pain and dizziness that the ancient Gold Brick business Is a game that works both ways when one goes sampling summer boarding. Many Cooks Spoil the Broth.” | Mr. Mcintyre had had a new dress suit built, He was to | wear it to @ dance Tuesday evening. It came home Monday. | He tried it on. It fitted him as a charge of brivery fits @ | policeman, except for one defect. The trousers were six | inches too long in the les. “It'll be easy to alter that,” he explained to Mrs, MeIn- tyre. i you have to do is to cut off six inches and then j hem the cut-off ends, or baste them, or insert, or passe- menterie, or applique, or jabot, or bias them, or whatev: 3) the m is. Can you do it for me before to-morrow even-) » | ing | z "m afraid not, dear,” she said sympatheticall: ve the} | whole week's mending to do to-night, and to-morrow I haye | 1 work on my dress for the dance.” Mrs, Mcintyre's rister was visiting them. McIntyre car-) | ried the request to her. But she had a theatre engagement for that evening and was going on a coaching trip next day. the land, aa porecns | ey, have their doubts and! DILLWYN, MISS—of England, besides Senators like Mr. Lodge grow apprehensive, but the evi-| yeing a successful authoress, thas dences of gastric disturbances from these gigantic! served as farm bailiff and has been ewallowing feats are too few to cause any fear of al & Mterai pases She is now en- F snerious attack of indigestion. A little of the pepsin of | SAR in business, walking three miles F the law usually quiets any resulting flatulence. lieaaantiD! a: BUTCCOLNANORESy + There was 2 notion prevalent some time ago that: jrother of Rider Haggard, has started the quality of immigration now comig in had greatly, a barber vhop. | : i deteriorated. Every man of Purjtan alcestry, of course, ,KoHEL, J.—an Englishman, has just | | tn despair Metutsze carried the trousers to the cook, But tt Anows personally how great this deterioration has been,, crossed the Engilsn Channel In alg was her “evening out.’ He confided his troudles to the | but others are not so fearful. The large proportion of boat nine feet by three. He will try waitress, but she said she was afraid she did know how to to cress the AUlaniic in the same vew well enough. ij carpenters, masons, tailors, clerks, blacksmiths, miners, 404) bakers, engineers, musicians, and all, among the April . arrivals show that It is still a desirable acquisition. ONDER DON: G. Biel LamsiiN: | owns the largest goat ranch in the 4 THE WORLD'S WICKEDN world, He hay 20,00 goats. As no census was kept im ancient Harlem | ‘Then, with some gentle remark about the capability and) obligingness of the fairer eex, McIntyre took the trousers | lito the tailor around the corner, where the superfluous six , hos was amputated from cach leg. Returning home, M. @ tossed the trousers over the back of a chair in hig} ing-room and went down to the office, The comparative studies in the world’s wickedness | this record cannot be dispute i ; Al iy two. bish es ‘i = F Nex Memntyre, entering the room a few moments later,| Women do most of the carrying of made by two bishops, with especial reference to Chi- pynn, MRS. ALBE eoninmated aay ine garments of contention, Her gentle heart was|Durdens in the streets of San Remo, in Italy, and they can carry enormous touched by the met of the refused favor, Thouga bus: she sal down, cut off six inches of the trousers legs, neat hemmed the ends and Inld the garment back pate gi: THE CAMPHOR LAUNCH loa cago, are of timely interest. Bishop Thoburn, of New: | 1 Princeton, N. J. left an estate on their heads. Qerry, Pa., having asserted that the Lake City with its | Valued at over shamt in personal property alone geveral hundred thousand “votaries of Baal’ is the eae SENATOR-Is worth $250,000 y most immoral existing metropolis—wickeder by ©r | and says he idoean't’ want any more than London or Hongkong—Bishop Samuel Frilows) money, He made his fortune as a rises to defend the maligned city. “If there are any — “orporation lawyer forms of vice in Chicago that cannot be found in Lon- | VARGA, FRANCIG- who has Just died at Leon, Lo 8 Adyocate-Genova don I would be glad to be informed what they are,” | under Kossuth and tn that capacity | mays the Bishop, ‘and where they can be found. I saw | **htenced 200 persons to death more forms of wickedness under the shadow Of St, | pi <M, | "Paul's Cathedral and Westminster Abbey in two succes- . ‘He is just like his father." sald Mrs. Simian, meeting the Monk family out with the new ba: SONG OF THE PATH. “Yee,” tittered Mrs, Monk. ‘He haw a fine open countenance, don't you think?” Just until the May enow «om To be eure,” agreed Mrs. Simian. “and then see how naturally he howls for the bottle. He's his father all over.” Tne waitress, seeing the trousers there as she was dusting | HRY Scenting all the swoet spring day, ~ ® | the room, was likewise seized by contrition, and with like | b a Aa us walk together, dear, MISPLACED REMARK. HOME CRITICISM. NATURE STUDY: 2 | resulta, | tion shows a little boat cut Hand in hand, a little wa <I | “It's time for me to dress for that silly dance.” announced | out of tin h p of a pair of Mr. McIntyre after dinner next evening. “By the way, | ciesors, flat at tern and cut like & | ind my drems trousers altered after all. I took them to al fish tail, ‘To improve the boat's appear- tailor, 1 sold my old dress sult to a second-hand man to-|ance make a mast of straw, with a small day arossive, little He went to dress, not noting the gasp of horror trom his| and women and ehildren | wife and sister, The cook and waltress in the kitchen heard | out from ’ tan. the the words and fled out on the fire-escape. ster and ° * * ’ ° ° . |you 2 well, To ver mind!" sighed MoTntyre optimistically, later in the | nove tp ne of new evening. “I got out of going to that measly dance, and : Ha AOE 38 how Ican use them for swimming-trunks next summe: Nu A. P, TERHU where half an hour later they met the tyre's sinter, She was going to the theatre, but us her es- cort had not yet arrived she decided to spend the interven- Ing time in obeying her brother-In-law's request and shorten- ing his new dress trousers, She did so, hemmed the ends sud returned them to the chatr, Soarce had she started for the theatre when the cook (who had decided to take another evening out inetond) parsed the door of the room and caught steht of the trousers. “Poor Mr, McIntyre!’ she solffoquized, “‘twas a pity not} to do him the favor! I'll cut them pants off for him now." And she did y for an airing. © ive nights than I had seen for years in my own city. iH When doctors of divinity thus disagree, who shall} decide? If we go on the well-established theory that i the stranger within the city’s gates. the man who nas | come to see the elephant, gets glimpses of that pachy- Ee until the May anow fate derm unseen by the native, whose curiosity in suct h the still fleids, let us meet; matters {s less intense, we must think that each inves: |p Tei mo wall and Kuoe yo. | ve ~ tigator is telling the truth, with the honors for abso- | F Jute accuracy of statement probably with ihe Pennryl- ! ? yania bishop. Hongkong, that unholy region “some- whore east of Suez,” may ve bad, but Judging from Chicago's excellence in other lines of endeavor we can @eertully accord her pre-eminence in this st until the June flowere bl! Ah, ‘tis such a 1 while! Let my heart delight to beat 0 the musi your s the ha Let us stay. Whon p: Crushed and crimson in the corn, We can bear to say good-by +| PING-PONG POSTCARDS. A CHINESE PRO “rye just had a ping-pong ball to aay xe An attache of one of the Ie vii in Poking at the thme 80." ‘This at Arst sight. savora of hope-| waon two continenta were in a high state of tension wae @ Jens imbocllity; but In certain Liverpool] Puewt at the Army and Navy Chib in New York a fow evens ERB, THE TRAINMAN’S TIL, + te @ trainman to become a slave with no individual rights, no personal privileges Jeft him? Here the othe Mistrenm-Well, Jane, T suppose you would give a «reat deal to be able to Love, my | the eck of golden hours and days was the President of the Chicago and Northwest. || Nowhere In the path wo took play iike T-nant irclen the London Mail, 't might the ! ery tT . a Py circled m the iy a tt migt “rt Ay rn ering him to be more choice of his KE he ways 1 ot ni--Bure, ma’‘a An’ It» a +d Ings since, says Losite’ ly Th asion,” he sald, ‘e eee ta ie Anere choles oF a English in cMmant wal Bove! Throw up your hands, Jot more Of'd be afther gl to 08 - ‘ ee fa thorough knowledge of 4 aitite! oy meet 11 Hu nani arhas caecitaatt Ti iptanen ‘po r4 mad, Of a ozaT The Armiens Mane W able te play ike yen can’t A harp concert in the Jungle. Pl up-to-date “fashion.” It haa recently) overhanging the country, seemed to Us to be painfully cheer ihening bis ukese, orders him to eschew red neckties | bade b bona LPDEHEOLE £4 DIRE GHAR ORE DIIeorO {become popular tn Liverpool to stamP/ ey, One of the party present, n mun {n authority, referred ‘and substitute plain black therefor, - eS PPRERE EY the ping pong ball, cover the rest of it o LA's merriment, The int ior mentioned it to his mase with a mensage of affection and poat It (er who roquested him to make tie moat beautiful reply I f@ man 1s not to exercise hix own taste in the| TIME Yy TTE E T toa fe " " { " fend. ‘The Joga! pillar boxer) oy b, reli hiis.* asia th attra rs of neckwear, base indeed is the servitude L LE ERS | ROM H E I EOI LE. have become full of the elusive cellu retina ewer herds Seni pear Shi fy AAO DL eae Jold, and distracted postmen are having | 4), ql) conditions; You cannot prevent oirda of sorrow flying “the employing corporation infiicts upon him.! iio Children, womy direct Htep into t 0 Obit y directio » into the eal more amudng, And the of it all ts chat eltixens a arred by s " ohn 4 , a Leo F : Pape on ey t le to 030 exploalye pavements. ar the p thor ing neste In your hair’ 1 4 intely wrol earnation as a button-hole flower because of to call attention to chiidres | Ro. and when you Ket oul oand the cmd roe that pansengore Foard the care street, tasi Bunday a fusliinde kot] Item have taken no aiene to penalixe TA ea tits dig ounttlon ta tin earns ediaiely wrote It damm, ie on of Socialism; many things are permitted V8Yi® bal 10 th . Sow Tork nan 8 dolier If ) Wieh to be polite wafely, always wiande idly by and never up, off and on, for hours around Am- teulor nd of idlecy, but some -~ Bhar pope that would cause # revolution here, SAY. pi thas a child tp Aho eabman a quarte ye wilh ends @ hud to abd the tired, weak, aterdain avenue and FBightioth atrert,| sich action te expectod every moment, ” Sk _ on hy But we { get run ever or hurt in some say nothing, W ever am asks [litle woman ifting the child up the should thie lettor moot the eve of somal ep - WHY so MANY PEOPLE FAIL, mt hi ip regarding je order of this petty rail- y a car, @ carriage or an nmo- 4 vabmon what he charges for the uso atep for her Oa, they are a men pollee potentate lot him ask the police-! 1 ‘The total number of dualness failuces in the U tate as one of the most arbitrary invasions! sii. o" MO MN Ay MRR Ee oF Ble sab the eabm sue lie ta a Jocase lot, theae conduetore! hey seem |'man on tliat beat Why sueh rf ees) AN INTELLIGENT BIRD, |, chatotal sumbar ef ellen Coa i te sited aiaiaa atte: $ ha i “iN aa ean aS 4 oe yak ee of © ‘ thi rn divided into re artaniteai (in treo -Atmariza | cares, ttranger aiid th ho male him, 10 love to ave a Ceevin woman # FAR? and act of iileaaiity. wan a AYE hasan tier if rane, M4 iwo claapes, accanting to Lealic's Wookiy those due to the oficial veaponalble for the offensi | A - ors cabman ts ooking f back lifting chit aboard People were waked | sald ay Fi os: Intelwent | oan iimself and those due to ott thelforten, of e offensive order, !1 ine Kdive of The Brening Wy easy mark. 1 do not call this “virinal Makes them real me thelr awn strength Qu et Sunday pirda known, The bird te ued by the, Tyne 1 oa Casentt, of Philadelphia, with his Quake: | an answer to Mr, Austin K. Lambert. robbery JOON CURE fo finely | rere natives of Venexusla, Aouth Amerie: ts salar iaal tae ineaeal bun Lay reetetec peste ‘of sobriety in attire, or W. H. Baldwin, Jr., Ve baby fares are sxarbitant The Inattentive Con % Mre BELLE V, TRIMMER, | puch af in the plave of shephord dows, fo" £U0°9°| inns. at enplial; Incompetence comes eht Miib sane eatin (bt vonearches In the interest of reform! “nm m break the lnw by vers | a the B Kor of Tus Lrvaing Word Whe Plrecencker Nutaance, fox seni WhorsrOian |ing and herding their flock of thee to tt9 credit, and other causes follow In thiy order: ins OFM charging, all know, oF the majority” of : ‘ far the yakamtie 1 a pecine One of the Joys of my Hfe ts to watch | Te the Ka tor ot ¥ Wor i ‘The Latter te Correct, As in said that however ¢ KAKA conditions,” 1,705; feud, LUM; Inexverienve, BBA; «7 i competition, against red, even in a tie y wonder with the Hooke It never 494 ond unwise credite, £70, Controry to what many amight tand it, fore the people know, that the cab fares of pale, fragile women lft beayy children,| ‘There ip alaw, an und ‘or ot The Ei ts Aeger ing of censure for this NOW York City are May 0 if | from two to four years old, onto street) biduing te exploding o! frevrac ta fulls to find {te way home at night x , ant a chal e ti proper: *; have been led to oxpect, speculation tx set a sla acablorees’.aivliegen, | Mrakambert has a doline to spend and cars, Kepecialiy if It I9 wn open car, and tol pe the ninety, except on f, olWween you and m Ariving. befere it ali. the creatures Sn-lo¢ business diaacter in only’ 141 vases, and entra ray val wy r 9 80 cn riding bo will kindly! with @ bigh step ls the struggle she July & Yet pot day or might paseo) : tei trusted to its care. counts for only ML Bi Hy. h . ‘ ‘ ¢ ' \ ” A RAT OR YE UIT ACE ON HET OR Ae ME OIA BIH NF >