The evening world. Newspaper, May 19, 1902, Page 8

: , P Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 53 to Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. ‘ —— = “VOLUME 42. .NO. 14,881. THE SOFT COAL PERIL. © ‘phe coal strike enters upon its second week with| RO indication to enable the puble to judge when it will end. Stocks of anthracite coal are low, but there!’ fs an ample supply of bituminous coal available. Just | ‘hat the consequences would be to Greater New York from replacing hard coal with soft is an unpleasant sub- ect of contemplation. One of the sights of New York |? JOKES OF OUR OW (greatly admired by the thousands of visitors to the dome “a the Pulitzer Building is the spectacle of the myriads of “RY NOT IN SPASON. deautiful plumes of white steam which rise above tho|}, The Ovster's silent as a clam pancts of the city. Hach one of them atte LES And now the Clam for favor grows F Getence of a steam engine with a furnace somewhere NER Way tate elamioroul © “d@own below and proves that if New York Is the!’ _ @leaneet of all our large cities it 1s also the greatest, (>) HIS Foner a zz al oom weer. \3 Patriarch Joseph sleeping oODp!TY CORNER. ; cANCER 1A FEW NEW. OPTICAL ILLUSIONS. Long and care- ful inquiries by | “The quickness off the handgtdeceives )by-means of two blocks, A and B, both , Gorman dc tors | the eve.” saysatheyprofessor of'legerde- | ofthe same height, although A appears indicate that can- |™ain\as he takes ka watch in his: hand, |to be the longer. » icer is not probably | 8d Ja!it disapperies. Many other/things} In our next diagram we have two hereditary, but | Tecetwe the eye, says a writer in the / large dots, one on either eide of a vere that it is perniol- | Montreal Star. {In} fact, the eye decetves ously contagious, | elf and suchsifttle deceits are called | opticall {Hlusions, + | In certain districts \the number of sut- | 4, very common joptical illusion is met $.4%OO0OOOO64 DO eertr u y J ide of Life. BOOO6OOEOO2OOHOSSEDOODOGH: ; WHEN J. P. MORGAN OWNS THE EARTH. y about To transform this clean and beautiful city into a| in a bed. Jiu KioNAP {ferers in propor- | With fon the rallway. Two trains are : RBH oRAny!. AVR van IBeAY “You WaGAN Z OF | stationary side ty side—vou are in one, ? ‘to make it even as Chicago, or S , ee: | “No, 1 didn't, either. She sald: ‘So, Z « i Maenomon Se i Vaceey ae ay awe rA@Wtize that there is no motion on the ‘would mean not only a loss of beauty and a menace | Joseph died, and slept with his fours y, oO PCA LANE, partwot yourtrain you are underithe im- other areas. Dogs f joe! S| pression :hat (it 1s your train that is |» »jand cats In many | moyizig; wut iti Is: not—you are‘the vic-, Instances become | tim of an optical/illusion. i cancerous, but few } Here {sra litthe/ illusion to perform be. \ horses and cattle {fore the mirror. Look Into the glass, {are attacked. Men | closq the lett eye, put your finger. and women are | over the reflection of the closed stricken on the | theq mirror, now ‘close your ae to health but also a tremendous destruction of |} fathers. property, not merely in dollars and cents, but inj JONG A forms of property that could not be replaced. “Art Is long Yet this is the praspect which is brought before/® ‘But artiste are usual): us largely as the result of the refusal of the coal road | presidents to consider the question of coming to an ) SHORTOF IT. oe A SURE PREVD) in ® “I hear you have an infallible, system ree agreement with the miners or to recognize the) 2 ¢or playing the races which insnres you, » | average ocarlier In (andjat the-same time open the lft. ieee Principle of arbitration. S against having to walk. home:from the 2 | life In this genera- | ingj your finger on the mirrog all the EEE track." | tion than in those |whfle. Your finger is no lomger over , 2 “I have, 1 make my betssin acpon! E] which proceded tt. Iyyor i fee WB , H AN AIR-TIOHT AGREEMENT. Bcc ™ ee aie pot sorvene tee wane is | y y moved, { The business correspondence of the Chicago packing | > ‘MARGE Or banat | HANDKERCHIEF. Optica! illusions are/arowmd us every- Ina book which |tWhere, even in this very print which ewig : | nas just been pud- eh are reading. Look/here! Here {s| tical line. Now hold this page parallel jarge ‘letter 8. Plea#e, Mr. Printer,|to your face with your nose on the vere | firm of Armour & Co., taken in connection with the pro-| 4 Tin A laaREI @O01 WilNetlenneeeeonie ceedings against the Beef Trust, make “mighty inter- Son fakates Snimidsumier’? erpeokle * estin’ readin’, 2 “That's nothing. A: the race; tracks ished on that 2 n “fi f the largest you hav feal line. What do y ? Why, ine .: Byou can aee jockeys on skat y never-failing topic, fone y ave got. | tieal line. lat do you see? ys i One of the letters to an agent says: Sana Bist SIS LRIRE Wacken eta: the vagaries of tae\WThamks. Now Nook at this 8; to alljatead of two dots, one dot only. ‘The outsiders in this or that town are handling 40 per cent. that matter.” DF h language, |!PPearances, the: top, half is as large as} A similar {illusion is Fig. 4. Upon hold. of the business. This must be stopped. We must have an | ‘ the stranre mean- eet ae trae But no, you are de-|ing the diagram to your face, the black air-tight agreement. ing of the wora|tceived. Now,/Mr. Printer, please oblige It ia not necessary to be a mind reader to understand | 3 BORROWED JOKEs. “pocket handker-[with another; 8, ‘but upside down thie eter,‘ ” 2 es chief” {s described, (¢time. It Is very clear that the upper emrer meters joejeusaleteee,,Quraiders)) are (ell compet g, A “kerchief"|}portion of ttte letter 1s not of the eame tors. The way to stop them is to drive them out of busl-|}> CORNERED, (couvrechen means Waleeves the Ibwwer. ‘The «ame ft tp with ness, which, as a rule, has been done pretty effectually. » SA as ik had a-dance thefother a small piece ot{ithe figure 8 An “air-tight agreement” ts one which binds the mem- bers of the combine to keep up the price of beef while it keeps down the price of cattle, and which is a violation alike of the Federal law and of the various State laws against combinations in restraint of trade and for the establishment of monopolies. There will be much interesting reading furnished to “Welly” % “F¥ret\number on the programme was f tomin'$Thro’ the Rye."—Detroit; Free cloth made to putt -A few 8's,gMr. Printer, please, 8888 8 on the head, soffNpw the same §'s upside down, @ that a ‘pocket 8/8 8 898. hendkerchtet?| You/must all know that a vertical means Mterally a line always ap- small piece of cloth pears tobe longer to cover the head - than a __hort- to be ‘held In the zontalone. Here, ‘ hand to be ‘put in in this letter | Press. , QUIET FORCE. B “De clephunt,” observed Undle Hphr'm, in put his: foot down hander dan any Zanimule, dat walks, an’ yit don’ make the public if the proceedings against the Beef Trust are \aistht ie eco : i the pocket. of figure 1, you pushed, as there is every prospect that they will be. gene RE NS EER enn —10:— have @ proof, FIGURE 4. $ SOCIAL TRIUMPH. DULL SHOES. ‘The top bar seems | aot will appear to move and take ep tte | A LESSON IN HISTORY. Mrs. Seldom<Home—I was ssonry 1 “A high polish much shorter than} position inside the circle. the upright, But,/ The next diagram (Fig. 5) represents o} mvelli 5 couldn't be there, but I understand on shoes {ts no i i. The eet ue gery at ae hale ae : Upjohigerdinnor was aegroat suc- When J. P. Morgan owns the earth and swallows up a throne or two, uperlenmatnered | equa ne he Ro; you are de-|six strips of white paper placed asross Bis ot ei ‘are fr oi tor He'll throw the poor uncrowned Crowned Heads a life-preserving bone or two. good form," says |’ Th ap thedteese thing Withee ieatiaan' a black ground. ere the stripe cross 4 Pee ge esrpezioan rev oluionayy. _MSiary: HE UenHeE\ es) Ondeko-AE was, the And nice fat jobs at three per week these Kings will then ‘be foller'n; >| a man of fashion, ‘ It would not be a bad plan if the lesson of this; » most brilliant’ success of the season monument should be made the subject of a special Sena ney cea ei eet course of instruction in every school in the country » than omen new gowns were on the day of the ceremonies. AeA pnitat tie) dining room It detracts nothing from the due credit for the}* (i J brave and herole efforts of the Colonists to say that P2?OdeOSsdoo10oOGoooosoo9 ? without French aid the revolution would have failed. "i . If Franklin’s astute diplomacy had not shown the French Government its interest in helping us, and it SOMEBODIES. } the aid had been less efficient there is no doubt that) bHRNADOTTH, PRINCE—son of the the surrender would have taken place at Valley Forge} King of Sweden,.1e President of the tnstead of at Yorktown, that Washington instead of| Weul t, Mi OC. A. and frequently Cornwallis would have done the surrendering, and) his tather King of Ol instead ot| that this country would have remained indefinitely a} Sweden. dependency of the British crown. CODMAN, BISHOP—of Maine, has just xt ‘This is the Rochambeau history lesson. It may| had a ®-foot steam yacht built for ehock our patriotic pride, but true patriotism begins Die He may thus seoure a better with insisting on truth above all things. Na en: tha) Reasine Gopulacion. “It 1s going the way of the high gloss onilinen, The laundryman has become convinced that the-dull finish 1s what we want, but It 1s more dif- Hoult to penetrate the untutored mind With maybe five for Eddie Guelph and Billy Hohenzollern. SOCIETY NOTE. PRACTICAL SENSE, HARD LINES, for large steamers 11,985 miles, a dis- ry aaarae 6. ‘ance more than FIGURE 2, one another is a white square, but as twice as great\ns\Hand a thin man; the former always ap-| we gaze at the diagram, the white apace that from Chtcagpijpears to be much shorter than the lat-| becomes blurred, It Is yer™ ~urlaus jo 4 to New Orleans, |jter, We have this exemplified in Fig. 2 | not? fragments with sheets of fly paper. CLEVER ANTS, THESE. x In the current number of the Zelt- schritt fur Entomologte Dr. Charles Schroeder gives ja curious flustration of the wonderful inkelligence of ants. During the auriimer of 1901, he says, a ‘The ants woluld have to pass over this NO CHANCE. paper If they’ wanted to rebuild their \ nest, and he argued that thelr feet would certainly tbe caught in the sticky | ‘The last of these illusions 1s not exactly new. Dt was substance, for a bicyole advertisement a while ago, But it ls g Next morning,j however, he discovered | enough to be reproduced in this connection. Gaze steadily, gentleman went (to live, with his family, ina cottage near a forest, and a day or that the ants weresnot quite such fools | at the picture of the man and the bike. Then gradually bring, ‘the paper tip toward the eyes until the nose touches the Mra. Stockyaris—Well, why doesn't she marry him? Mise Sparerib—Oh, she says there's a stain on his family escutcheon. Mrs. Stockyards—Well, good gra- cious! Don't they keep any servants who can scrub? WASTED ENERGY, FLYNN, DENNIS—delegate to Congress THE LAST STRAW FOR CUBA. From ORienorats nas! 00 intersiase The Americanization of Cuba has gone to such} °c), bern in Peanayivanta, he lived Jength that not even the national sport dear to his} fowa bar, was .an editor in Kansas heart, the bull fight, is left he Cuban, It is true that} and now represents Oklahoma, an imitation of the old-time toreador exhibitions is still] HINKLE, SAMUDL—c? Springfield, Ill., given, But the bull ts tame, his horns are padded and| owns the leather Hathox Abraham Picador and matador run less actual risk of physical} frst inaugurated. injury than a New York pedestrian crossing an avenue|iwALLACE, GDN, AND MRS. LEW— @ two lateriantse mppeared from all direc- »y tions and, arinoyed him and his family &D. Pike Rhodes, who has before an eight-hour automobile. The panoramic spec-| celebrated the fiftieth anniversary of beentspending some time in the ' % SS tlh rilete ich - First Tramp—Have any luck look-?|sreatly. Hoping to get rid of them tacle is still there, but the realism 1s gone, It is not] ‘helr wedding a few days ago. bare eels ec eae Rie ineiconenerk? gradually he ‘destroyed one of their —— day. He y 1 i 80 lively now as Carmen and Jose at the Metropolitan. ff, but deci he Second Tramp—No, Found a job ? largest nests, and in order that they This is as if an invading army had taken possession PUTTING AWAY SILK. the first house I went to. {| might not entér tt again surrounded the Of free America and denied us baseball. We should re-| , S¥k *hould naver, be folded uway for sone volt and expel the invader, moved thereto by the spirit! the ontoride of lime used in bleaching | 2 WHAT SHE SAW. of the Boston boys who paid their respects to Gov, | the paper produces a chemical change in Gage, But the Cuban has no recourse; the iron has| (Ne Mlk Ane nalts one sie een tolprevent alle or woollen turning yr entered his oul. There is no cheerful outlook for him, | jow is to place pleces of beeswax in with no confident manana. His climate is too warm for foot-|the-fabrics when putting them away, was: going. The Mosauito—Well, this is tough luck! Here I've been drilling for _ ball, his blood too sluggish for glove contests and eS a kaif an hour through this chap's Uttle cross mark fn front of the biker's head, and you will there is no other satisfying substitute which Uncle - boot only to find that he's got a had spent the hours of the night in| see the man gradually glide toward the bicycle and mount t. ( 2 Sam can offer involving an equal amount of rough-and- TO LOVE. weoden leg! poresiag, it with | sree, sand and dirt, “tumble sport. There is the water cure, it If*thou woulds't taste each dear one) ie’ wes done’ they had ere arm ne MAL AE STOW Da Ns Aa FALSE ALARM. crowaed beck to the ruined nest «nd! PHOUR PHONETIC PHANCIES., 7s Teur/not the bandage trom thine speedily rebuilt st Dr, Bohrosder “ pes youohes for the truth of this story and EXPRESS SPEED AUTOMOBILINO, Within the heart love's vision says that heitme in his possession a por- It Not, Why Not —$—$———— ‘The Touch, SAUCE FOR BAKED HAM. A young man from far Martinique A sauce to serve with baked ham 1s and. a Job at three dollars a wique made thus: Put into a saucepan over hen he bemme fake it five! Said the boss: “Man alive! the fire a heaping u ft it pla tenspoantal of bulier What your brain lacks you make up in chiquet™ ‘ A Mimesota State official flagged a fst express lies, ton of the fy paper. om the Duluth road the other day as the train was there the groping, mortal rushing through a small station, When he jumped ‘wight @board the conductor sald: “Well, yon certainly have|—| Ereqvoubt can bind or fear can Your nerve about you to stop Mr. Schwab's special might; Din train.” But the stop had been made, the President of ROM ETS, URIS ODI 8 Attorney (to ¢witness)—You say you etree prises ee greseeclty pale toes ¢ the Btee! Trust was in an amiable mood and the|f| Lest thou shalt lose tho dear ff) saw her riing!by. Wihat kind of « ere ae STM ent | nan Vernal, ! ofiel : . surprise rig was it? There was an old near-sighted colon @bstreperous oMcial wax permitted to ride into the} ana esck to probe ench mod's [| Witness—I don'trremember, but the ack 400 cook tan minutes, “AGS One! ait anderen the oreadiande inet . Zenith City in the magnate's company. dinguine. $ woman had on a‘blackjieghorn hat, 4 cup of wine or cider; stir until it is hot. TA ee aaa ASN te ree 90 volonel, It is interesting to surmise what might have hup-|§| Tear not the bandage from thine fa mink boa, a gray walking sult Hotel aust Whatia that? 3 Then strain and serve, On @ large bornet’s nest, 0 this offic! 5 had bee araase Gatun eyes. Tutmmed with Jet, cat broad in the Bellboy—Towel. sir. Cholly—And would I find Miss Gold- omened fo this omoial if ho hed been in Jerwy Satur-|} _v, Wcioud-in Hacper's Maga- fd reverssand gored infthe Alc, DA Hotel” Guest-Oh, allright; tf ty In townorrow? $| THIS IS LOVE'S PUZZLE, | 0?" 1H lsneusse wes something infotonet day an the temerity to flag Mr. Schwab'a aine. leather shoes and a/parasol trim: thought It was some idiot sending up Mald—Well you might if she didn't 4 with chiffon and ecru lace. his card. know you were coming ‘There was young man who said: “Pshawt I can't stand my Pmother-in-law! If @ man should once try To treat me thus, I ‘Would land him out one on the pjawt"* Me gasoline lovomotive as it came flying down highway. The Stee) President was indulging in tOOOEDDEOO 0 LADOD LOE PIVO PEL DODGED ID 0.908 4GO94 4-04-09 94COG OOOO © LOVES pPUZZLEq | hls favorite weekly diversion of reducing the auto-|' a a uu ‘ sooblle rocors to Philndephis, oud iw hardly Mnely TIMELY LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE + that bis amiability would have stood the test of such é ‘0 interruption, When e pant hard puffer is under Rice Versus Tea Mull headway the loss of time in making a stop iu| to ti» e4itor of Theb evening World Almovt equal to a locomotive’s. aerioultural rei , Happily no such untoward event occurred to the mil}-| Pi" 9 me mia Fee wiowe in chauffeur, and the run was made in fifty-two — Chumley. A young English lordiing named Cholmondeley Loved an helreas more wealthy than colmondeley, But she turned up her nose ‘ When he tried to propose, 80, henceforth, he must worship her dolmondeley. | Does this prove the Jerseyman worse, signal (the goo-go0 eye or the India, are fow—perhaps they are, But why tempered than Ms, Gotham. brother, ubber face) and lets Harry play for|is beauty necessary to men? Why es commutatt yor? 1) the petite brunette, But iter, when) should they discuss the matter of mine,| Nellie 4» whisked away by some one|Deauty? They should leave that to else (voluntarily, remember), he begins} women. With their strength they ean grows in China| tiled tt two 4 ARTHL BRLSTC why toapean't be raised tn the Wireless Love-Making, ) notice some of the brunette’s charms) put beauty aside, What could a beau ites loss than the record. ‘Tho 103 miles were done at | \'nited States as) well an in China and! yo ihe wamor of Phe Kvening World and proceeds to cut out Harry, As #he/|tiful man do if he had no strength and| cut a piece of thin wood about four 4 P, TOREUNE (pate of twenty-five miles an hour. No teams or|?” Neiias us MINDEN: | “aprowe of ricent mugusing articion|!4ter Due It! "You id oot seem 10/ no braine? Men don't “need beauty. tincien ‘long and three-quarters broad ® emper. " 1 ne theory @ vtul toleg- | Hotlee me a a hen © They can be satisfied with their strength | porfonate : ‘1 oye got in the way, village officers wherely, ine narornr meaieenin ea PEO Ne SMT Os eal Puts tie positive or teal love telearnphy, He nd’ the avatar Ge User aian Rae icy eee oe eee UNBURGLARABLE LETTER BOX] Ordinances wre in force kept discreetly out of] 1 want to praine the Koud nature 4" hearia, | would ¢ a fow sug: | ‘Hinks eho is the beat of them all (in-| ©. C. Jonave of two hearts, and then arrange | xperiments are being made in Wrance with one ead except for the “time lost in the crowded| tia average New York crowd. On t ations. “Love at firet sight,” Bunt) cuding Nellie). OPERATOR, atom the whole upon etrings, as in diagram, | 4nd In Wngland with another for the purpose of p Mew York and Jersey City,” Mr, Schwab had}. " it The girissthat J over seemed to love at Men Won't Need Beauty, |To the Rditor of The Evening World: Tho.ouasle is to Ket the two hoarts upon | thieves from extracting letters from public letter boxes, Maiteh' to bimeclf as if it had been av it cheerfully to being crowded, 9 firet wight we fot have me, Now for| To the Biitor of The Bening World If a young lady, while walking with|the same loop, It Is a «00d pussle for| the French invention steel teeth are placed close te seats and having people's feet wiped} an example: Bome fellows from the clty| 1 agree with those that say that ona on thelr coats, It ts only when we xot| Ko 10 & country fair, Also some wirie| ihe “L/’ there are many homely gitla, Ao the ferries of on suburban Jermey | from aomowhore eae, They happen to| Why should there be none? Ie every Heman's place to raise Mie Walng What We meot with squadbles,| meet. Tho Maroon! ruaning briskly. | girl wuppowed to be beautiful? Now, an'hat, although he does not know (thi ays «gag aaa Amite LJaak given INele tie ‘you're all right” | to the lady iat Maye @oodrlogking men] other young ladne one ntleman, mee a lady friend of hera| lovers, and suggests the Idea of the | mouth of the box, while the British invention conslete union of hearts,” of which, when | Wire arrangement inside the pillar box. ‘The wolght of jolved,.it may be considered a prog: | letters carries them through the cage, but they cannot Aowtle, ‘The soluvion will be printed Lo | pulled up by « something ‘yi. lf raat This absence of hazard allded Ww WO the trip but awslwied in |