The evening world. Newspaper, May 6, 1902, Page 8

by the Pre: Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Ofice ‘@t New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. Publishing Company, No, 63 to © J) WITNESS LUSTOARTEN. “Fa any other use than the McAuliffe case, and with @uy other District-Attorney than Mr. Jerome, the test!- weeny of the new witness, Lustgarten, who also saw Me Myliffe carried out of the station-house by two men {n| wrain clothes, would be considered as a confirmation of | t the testimony of Lennon, and Cohen, and Chamberlain id Mrs. Luigs to the same fact. Ye would, sowever, be paying Mr. Jerome & wholly un- 4 : JOKES OF OUR OWN 4 feeserved compliment to beliew> ssat he will pay whe A THER ANO ed ‘i : gightest respect sumeny ov 20 the law ut “YT suppose Congress will go into ‘ . Laer) chad an Ye) ? mourning now that Senator Lock Is S evidence in the case. 6 dead.” jenator Lock? Never heard of him." Wxtending Its T: Aa he is uneble to impeach the character of Lust- garten or to call him a “bum,” or an ex-convict, Mr. | 5s ga? Why, 1 Just reed in Jerome has shown his recognition of the value of his | 710° Mr that there was a d Weposition by keeping it secret for nearly three weeks | while acting as if he had no knowledge of It. Tt fe quite likely that Justice Mayer will fail to take the same view of the situation. poultry and other articles of food. THE COAL STRIKE OUTLOOK. After the failure of the conference between the an- ‘thracite coal operators and the miners the prospect of a wettiement as the result of subsequent concessions re-| 3 ported this morning looks hopeless. ‘The anomalous situ-| ¢ ation is presented of an impending strike, although both | ¢ Giles are sincerely anxious to avoid it. ‘The one remedy which, if tried, might have averted the strike is the remedy of Publicity. A full and open @ieoussion of the points at issue would have informed the Public mind and shaped public opinion, and public opin- fon {s in this country the one influence equally potent ‘with capital and with labor. 2 Amotter day will decide whether the strike is to come ‘or not. There are two features of the situation which | > cannot fail to impress themeelves on the public. In the | ° first place the coal-corrying rafiroads are now enjoying & proaperity which is expressed in largely increased divi: | ¢ ‘etids and increased values of stock, and in the next place | + i | © @)progressive advance in the price of coal is announced é « for the next three months. ‘The Way of the Trast—If it is true that the Morgan Shipping Trust will make Holyhead ‘ts port instead of Liverpool we may expect a storm of indignation and pro- test to mo up against this disturbance of time-honored . British traditions. But if it is true that the Trust oan gave pilotage and port dues and otherwise lessen oxpenses ‘by giving Liverpool the go-by the change will be made. ‘Business 4s business, and the Trust 1a never influenced by “traditions or sentimental considerations of any kind. 4 KAHN, REPRESENTATIVE—of Call- end an injuatice. fornia, has obtained pen where- A Petect of the Law.—The law which punishes the sale pasate reece ry Hanes: the lof gold dricks and green goods to visiting rustics should | Chines Hxclusion bil, and will eve be amended 90 as to afford better protection to the | {f,t2 the Golden Gate Museumn in Ba: tock speculators of Wall strect eas il SOUBA, J P—the bandmaster, is writ F . | ing the blstory of his boyhood in the LOOKING AFTER LENNON. Sey @acbREH - , The instructions of the War Department to Gen.) aanKinaron BOOTH —draws com Auliffe case Lennon after his release. witnesses in criminal cases from every form of violence and intimidation, but it would be criminal stupifiity to) 7 Lite and archacviogists ws} 7 fgnore the recent record of Mr. Jerome in ‘protecting the world in ge! 4) witnesses. Worse even than the experience of Lennon | |\\), ; ty he " @ad Coben, and Stark and Mrs. Luigs, te the ead tate of | Curie ai nogna aaasa 4 McAuliffe himself, who Was a witness under the pro: ‘ ded by tection of the District-Attorney at the Gime when be was ‘ eae wp ‘ibaa Brooke to look into the case of 88 secure his release from Federal custody if possible. order that he may be able to testify if needed in the Me raises a vital question as to the safety THE CASE OF CAPT, FOODY. ‘The course of the trial of Police Capt. Foody, charged | ¢ ‘with neglect of duty in failing to enforce the Excise law 4n-his precinct, will be followed with interest for many ; reasons. Incidentally, {t will help the public to under- ; {stand who fs the real head of the Police Department, but | ftw ohtet importance will be as an indication of the policy | @'thie new reform administration in dealing with the Im- portant question of Sunday-law enforcement. Capt. Foody’s neglect of duty consisted in not putting ‘am end tc disregard of the Sunday provisions of the Bxcise law, which had gone on continuously in the pre- ~ -@imet for years before he had taken charge. . Aisregard of the same law is still going on in every pre- F _ @inct in the city, and has gone on for years. Obviously q Mf Capt. Foody ts to be punished every other captain who Ae equally guilty, and every man on the 1orce from the 4 Anepectors down to the patrolmen, who has failed to en ¥ _ force Sunday closing must be proceeded against with J ~ “equal rigor and get equal punishment. 3 Jeas would be to admit that Foody is a mere scapegoat, © his trial a persecution, and the whole proceeding a farce witu Lennon It ts the duty of the District-Attc done to death on New York under the proiootion Lennon je undoubtedly much safe Governor's Island than he would be f the THE STAOE Ate me when diwmatic Wille aud low comedy kind Pertiag thas il ahould be the intinat r 4 Fe to lose the wage Iriehinn IRESEET AS AMUAeHOnt Geeretary of thy Anolon Order of Hibernia Dimer! champion of 40 ormeniert wo @arloatures af the irieh nese ou (he eae “An Wiehman oan etand » paper’ “hut he duge Hut eU)OY Joker that beliitie | BUFO Rd While bee MOU OTU! Mimmuetin further the swell rommunt at mirth ino We mide with Met w Ate we here no mare tT 4 the Weber inide bind or bo lone Maehady of Wirfeld's Manton etroet jujmrm We 1a plage mien ee merioie> Pieoriminwtion’ Mle Ww be MRAUAY menmilive Wien the low « ie aahure’ Hee mlnee with oe RIAD Or 0ry Cie bemrmminne (he iim Ad fomred Ue Maeda eta ih Uta Wied Vie Lonwire tacles,—While the Beef Trust ls vigor- ‘ously insisting that there {s no such thing as a Beef Trust, it is reaching out in Chicago to extend Its monop- ty over the trade in fruit and produce and to destroy all the South Water street business in fruit, vegetables, The same To do anything and | ply ney to protect endneod the mane at We Old mod wie oa wale Ce eee ted w 1 just read in (cbospiantte you? ]“ in the Senate.” W MEANING rd marked * : AN Sone me a 3 showed folks from town had 6 j Sut now those mystle letters stand for 2 "Ping-Pong Champion,” Pp. c." A KINDLY WISH. “ya rather be a live donkey than a | @ dead lon." © “T hope all your other wishes can be as casily gratified.” Boy! I'm going to be your new “Johnnie, Qetepfather.” “T've lost two already. I should think you'd hesitate about becoming the step- father of such @ careless boy.” A DEADLOCK. ‘qt’ nearly midnight and I've been sewing all day. It's too late to mend |@ your coat this evening.” $ “But, mamma, you told me it's never wo late to mend.” BORROWED JOKES. COMPENSATION, Bridget and Pat were slitting in an armchair reading an article on “The 14 eS exclaimed Bridget; “‘ac- cordin’ to this, whin a mon loses fyan ay ‘Is sinses another gits more devel- oped. For instance, a bloind man gits smore sinse ay ‘hearin’ an’ touch, an''-— “Shure, an’ it quite thrue,” an- swered Pat, ke “Ol've noticed It meself. Whin a mon has wan leg shorter than the other, @ begorra, the other's longer."’—Philadel- phia ‘Times. NOT REALISTIC, } Hawikins (an art critic)—That picture @ of Regent street is a marvellously fine $ plece of work, Laridns. Larkins (who knows nothing of art)— @ 1 call it wretched Hawkins—Why? ‘kins—As far as you can see up the @ street there isn't one woman looking © back to eee what another has on. ‘The artist never lived in town.—Stray Storie. O0toe f SOMEBODIES. i ARTON, M.—the Irench financier who was arrested in connection with the Panama scandal, last year made nearly BERNHARDT, next winter in the title role of Ros- tand’s new play, “Joan of Arc." BUTNARWORTH, MRS. N, I—has just had the probably unprecedented ex- perience of attending her own daugh- ter’s golden wedding. GREENE, ROY FARRDUL—one of the few Americans who supports himself solely by writing poetry, is only twenty-elght years old each scene in his fore writing a word pictures of VANDBRBLIZD, MRS CORNLIUS—ha: of placed a whidow in ty Church, | New v ry of her hushand all — CITY BUILT BY CAIN. $250,000 by speculation, 4 SARAH—Is to appear | bd dHPHHHOHHEO?S de lint WHay 13 A FL warn our A SHAKE Mi DOWN THREO OUT Poor FELLow D9OdDOO8ODHOGHDD D av 1HE WORLD: TUESDAY EVENING, MAY 6, 1908, yy a Minn Y ly px Eight! ¢dogs @1777/// 4 HOW MANYIN Famiy? (CAT ABD A LitrLe 4 Y , The tradesmen who would cater to new flat dwellers now Must all stand for a shakedown and to His Greatness bow. The Beet Trust is a modest thing, deserving some memorial, Compared to the cash grabbing of that genius Janitorial. FORGOT SOMETHING. WAS HE “BROKE?” lero erenennnee teh we gnk 6 mer whe had hom lnnees for we TINELY LETTE stop!" p ts next on to be de one to ‘Stop, boy! Hey xira says dis and 1 hates k de news to him es HD phat Ha porting het them ide Henn’ A he Himhes ot Wine Bening Writ ot omwnd + mt ee exe Nope; only through the post-of- fice and one citizen.” THE WORM TURNS. Henman ' wite of lvate ¥ will eny sand by and aoe @ woUMD pewibod will! 2 will! duet tnavited mie feert My Owe ber Oe Ot eet ttt etihbitt pebneet eee eebedad ot RS FROM THE PEOPLE. oth oom y allow / poll oh Aime ougt sana ey Y ould Maer oieele we hat sana “4 Oe ee Wo Ah Mihihnt we ive ein * ee ety Hatianay ssammnpmnney Leek Abie vd the wer we ate tommied fe ‘i "ines a pet ee Peet te make ere bwurteen ie wf wee ot ie them 40 rid wvevaneaet Pi ty dullv@r heme i ke be maerind ty @ 1) eum hee! ond viad Meng us hey show | fee 400m de Vinh Hine suid pumins ay, winribsd lolset settionn tao nano amas: \hag ule @ ie ae If you were to @ay that you could make common gas dance, talk, sing songs and play music, you might be laughed ut or thought to be an {dle boaster, and yet the ordinary Hghting gas can be made to o all these things. If you lixe you can perform these and more tricks with gas, and you will only need very simple @) paratus. You require a pin-hole burner. This you can make yourself if you have a blow pipe, but if not then you can get It made easily at a small cost. To make it, se- piece of glass tubing and heat it in the flame, then draw out the heated part until you have a tube as small asa pin; break off at its smallest part and you*have a pin-hole purner. Get a pleco of rubber piping, which you must attach to ah ordinary gas jet, the other end to the thick end of your glass tube, so that ‘when the gas is turned on it will have to pass through the rubber tubing into your glass tube and through the pin hole. When the gas 1s forced through and light- ed it will burn in a long, thin flame. If the room Is quite free from draughts and all present are silent the flame will be steady, but if a watch Js held near it will wabble and flare back and forth, keeping exact time with the ticking of the watch. If you call out In a loud voice it will leap to It, and if you keep up a conversation in a loud voice it will dance about as though in a perfect frenzy of excitement, says the San Francisco Chronicle. To make a gas jet speak, or to cause It to transmit sounds like a telephone, you must surround your pin-hole burner with a tin tube having a small hole in one end through which the tin tube must be made to connect with a > | speaking tube, which may be in another room or » | on another floor, Speak into the tube, no matter how far away from the gas burner, and the sound has to escape through the same hole through which the burner projects, and is, therefore, forced the burner projects a little way. The bottom of GAS FET MAGIC, 17'S EASY. TiN CAN CONNECTING WITH PEAKING TUBE against the dase of the gas flame, which is always more sensitive. The flame will take up the wave sounds and magnify them so that the words can be heard all over a very large oom. Ig you sing or play, whistle or talk on @ Jevel with this flame 4t will dance in perfect time, and you can make {t perform all sorts of antics by changing from whistling to singing, or from @ funeral march to a two-step. HE RECOGNIZED THEM. Gen. Tucker, of the British army in »|South Africa, ts noted for his ylolence of language, eays the Chicago News. >| "There arrived in the town commanded by the General an officer of one of the Australian bushmen corps, rough of > |1anguage and fearless of gold lace. He was taking a morning liquor at the club when the General entered. The latter was passing through the room 3 {in which the colonial stood when he 4 | noticed that the ‘Australlan's face was unfamiliar, “Hi, you, sir!" he roared, “who are you?” The colonial arose and saluted, “Oapt. J—, sir," he re- plied; “Third Yictorians.” “Wien did you arrive?” demanded the General. “Yesteraay, sit," was the reply. “Why have you not reported yourself to me, sir?’ demanded Tucker, adding a cider condemnatory of his listener's visual organs. The colonial grew angry. “I went to your office; you were not in, but I >| saw two officers.” “Who were they?” “I don't know their names,” said the colonial, "Deserjbe them, then,” said the General. “Well,” said the colonial, desperately. rhe had no gift of language, “one was an ugly-looking devil with a beast- ly temper’ “Good,” interrupted Tucker; “that's my staff officer.” “And {the other,” continued the Australian, ‘was a silly ass of a chap with an eyeglass.” “Right you are, my boy,” said the satistied General; ‘the idiot's my alde-de-camp, Sorry to have trou- j bled you.” ————_ TWO BRAIN TWISTERS. When Johnnie was five years old his brother Jimmie was born Johnnie was five times Jimmie's age then. When Johnnie was ten years old Jimmie was flve and Johnnie was only twice Jim- When Johanle was fifteen a0 o 2 g ¢ oe When Claribelle and I at ping-pong play, So skilfully the racquet vhe doth wield ‘That to her skill my lack of it must y! And all that I can score is Then to the little god of Love I pray GOOOOGHHHHHHFHHHHHHHHHH DHH}HFOHOHS FHOH $ THE PING-PONG GIRL i When She Says Love. “Love” alwa 99P9999d9> nee Me eri aas ten, Bok then her not, conquering me, seek some new feld, Johnnie was only one-third older than | Nor eusee that I hayes tuuwn ec eae Jimmie. How many years would they | ¢ ree ropa é ten tien both have to live to be both of the same | + A Y vy y b ue “Let you write me an insurance 7 | age? * ney = me nd muyed polley, eh? Not on your life!’ — @ And sai he game's ‘Love-Fort, “Of course not. On yours.” How can you make 6 square yards or Ah! she would gain a greater vic > 64 square Inohes or 64 squares of equal | @ If eu mould nge “Love-Forty” to “Love-one! dimensions into @5 equal square dimen-| ¥ let her do t ud, sure as I'm a sinner, 5 OPPORTUNITY, 4 PY § THough my score be but “Le In prove a winner, @ Jatvnoriyetiay, Im going to dell yay sions? This is a case of making figures lie, but tt can legitimately be done: ec deere meee ‘Take @ square sheet of paper of convenient o foot Divide it by 4b right angles into 616 aquares, twenty way; in the upper horigental row write th bet in ite natural order, one letter in each square; {n the second horizontal row write the alphab beginning with B. ‘There will then be one ea Jeft wt the end of thin row; tute thin put A the third by besinning with ©, and writing & aud B fio on until ihe whole whwet te Mibed J, the tale, If ear reot, will present thie appearance: tn the upper horisontal row, the alphabet in die natural order from heft to rant loftshand wertioal mow 1S] tae same from top to bottom the ulasonal vi LGPL ESE SSS HES OSE PELEO DOOD HEE G6 SODE-HOEEH @ helrraleing etory * | fom upper rlabt to lower lett hand corner, w Maldertay, if you eam Hil wvet beat f he vou OH right now Hi yy mat p tation A Atte | keyword tiuet be ae yb senemommmemmammanme | aver won 4) Hie Nii) hasgiiade ay other lanmuane Hit wy ne io was . * hutee | ve whi baih gb err verry ‘he would he ote, while ew oe ke eon tee june ut pmawlibolw Une Wurbingmen's ni emnen dwt ge uy lo ame le me F * whee ahd bie Aine whe weiie Wi Aa heats te palin ‘enna bebhene whbnibl eb letters, oF. tdeed, 1) may even be @ combine thon Of lviiere whieh epelle BONNE ow, to sold @ inwaname, Het wile the monnune io pind Maple Geer Hh wetle ble bop mote dev uver Weibor, Fepmmtiig Moke Mamie Mee je neennaaty to oover Hie muommage Wale @ ols) finan we an) NilMmtaMtin — Burjane (hie dey mune A be tens, aud Me temmnee OMe huwe Hew shore ag ry) ow waperer oubdiig ko Lawes Weekly Karmen than WW bee ror4 ee STUDY THIS AND LEARN “A GOOD ONE ON ROOSEVEL’ Pweident Maumerell ie fond ul Aull aid here at ble Viel emis dae enpune Hniaeh Ae tle Fullomriein, ae wren C/PHER. placed thu: A provisions." 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