The evening world. Newspaper, April 29, 1902, Page 8

Published by the Press Publ! Company, New York. Entered at the Post-Of York as Second-Class Mail Matter. — VOLUME 42...,.........0000000 NO. VM 4, 561. THE BLUE LAWS UP TO DATE. Sa ert eee er te . The ruling of Magistrate Poo! in the case of a pork) ) °° 7” pine = =e Pee b eee eee Se G he F Tunny Side o f Life. | tODpITY CORNER: PE We ices tha patsolmen rigorously on \ SCH OL | OR ROOTERS a e patrolmen rigorously enf> / nd | = = , yo 5 Ge ees sostticn on one Sencay acd vec CHIC \ ROOTERS. ‘| WHOIS HE? PUT HIM TOGETHER. {t on all other Sundays. Then we have the Mayor 5s ri in YoT, Wity vort a mending a suspension of law ement on certal wie * = heart throb of Joy must be pald for by some one dates and in certain particu en have the| + | veeee butchers organized to secure an enforcement In opposi-) i 3 = coat tee, tion to the Mayor’s recommendation : y ‘ Asa result of this pulling and hauling we have one): | § rp 3 lawbreaker brought before Magistrate Poo! « 1a é ot having illegally sold 15 cents wort! 3 2 ¢ whereupon the Magistrate, after { . ie ENO Wis OU : astonishes the complainant by telling him that In 7 he ‘ ~ 3 curing the commission of the offense he had m 4 self a principal under the penal code, anid he ts ‘ atte » ingly held for trial. Bp seeds Ore : It would be difficult to add to the absurdity of the| > Poon OLD JERSEY! é situation, but nothing eine fe to be expect r t muhe z attempt to saddle on New York In the twent wi Si : the New England blue laws of the seventeenth century ia } 2] Sum these binck sections correctly and you will vee a fare that tw fam } ad of those w snnot do this a diagram w: * pu ed toon CURRENT CASES OF TRUE LOVE. ‘ : Theme problems are solely for the entertainment of Rrening Worlt rrafera No price te connemed with thetr selution, ‘The pretty cloak model who loved unwisely Hes {n the! 1 « EC ; Morgue, the banker's wife hastens :o the dtvorce court to| wating { > THE BASEBALL BUG. |THE M'INTYRE FLAT. gain her freedom so that she may wel the opera singer.) } - Ba | ~~~ won by the tenor notes that can “charm a soul from pur- " a ° a $ ; ‘ 5. With » « They Cause Their Neighborhood to Be gatory,” and the former stage favorite, who lure! a w. He died he frat te § Ti wt r f . 1 come Lover Numbered Among the wee Places. coronet to her feet und then left {t for a man, returns to sae } t ' mr « : ! a poet Ret ead America trom her stolen Oriental honeymoon uot, : BORROWED JOKES. | OF Met Ferw om ie eat tm tants pul down tat IAI : Peereee eed ee a aerone mre OF) tne near atone Wwounpyr ray ore} JUST BEFORE THE STORM, day’s record of the press! ane F $ i “O! waly, waly, true love {8 bonnie the little while has ated & { that it 1s new!" And it still makes the world go round i wains } But behind the scenes in the pretty cloak model case hide ve a ‘ two men, possitly consvlence-stricken, but at least 7 t ; $14 frightened and wanted by the Inw. In the wings of the i \ i opera drama lies a deserted husband, stricken as If with) % § apoplexy. The lord who loved the stage Indy may not) + $ {i} have shed hot tears when she left, but physteally.| 2 “S) on m morally and financially bankrupt and lald up with a| 5° je purp ats | broken leg he is not an object of anvy. The law of com-| +*" | pensation in these romances seems to exact that every) ; | | heart pangs. There is no gain without & locus. A “BRAIN CXPERT” NEEDED. : In the “John Doe” proceedings before Justice Mayer, | 7 undertaken to prevent the discovery of the murderers of | { James McAuliffe, District-Attorney Jerome says that he| +)” } ¢ } fntends to call in Dr. Dana, the brain specialist, to testify | 5 “Tyke no notion, my dear: love #hould M, Deacon Simp. (to ‘Sherif’ dtr as an expert in relation to the evidence brought out by| {be bitod, you know a , Y i out in th Herotd LIMITATIONS. The diamond | yan got a fia q | ull take to water in his old ag 4 rr ¢ * "7 7 de ered the goods. the examination of the hoepital physicians enh I EIDAME th EUEASO) De Ive a pret : | Acca tae euenantaen : Mr. Jerome ‘s of the opinion that McAullffe’s skull E nek t t hall. causing th is ts to us 4 was fractured Saturday night before he was arrested by 7 t | ms : Sita ke the Mi ‘4 4 Reddy, and that when he was taken to the hospital Sat- ars Ai forced | as tographs A urday night the surgeons failed to discover the fracture, Sela : an article on ‘Cozy New York Homes? " asked Me- mistaking the symptoms for alcohaliam. T > ANT x ter. 3 A Mr. Jerome {s further of the opinion that “The THE ORIGINAL KICK, ioe ? World's case from start to finish has been a damned fo —a fake from beginning to end." He Is also of the opinion that “if McAuliffe was murdered it was done with a blackjack in a saloon after he was turned out of the police court”—and not with a policeman’s clup in a station-house cell at the time when the groans were » THINGS PAPA DIDN'T KNOW: fe jhe Sports of To-Day. human race from a sense of t Each schoo! a fayor'd son, The male sex has long st proach ob aeilagl eae resid Cnr | that the conduct of Adam in the | episi apy To make a record run. was “just like a man." and the 1: w It's not alone tr having sport, » very naturally rejecte and resented that she ts an fsferior creature was merely an afterthought. It now appear 4 Y feproaches were unjust and there ts no o nat things to-day are far ahead what they used to be And this should please And make him m Fill a glass almost full of water and lace your hand over it, the fingers ing a right angle, as shown in the r figure. K heard. 2 You'd t hear my papa talk ‘The expert opinion of Dr. Dana upon the mental con- cae yeah Na ta Battue Aition of an official who takes this attitude in an impor- : i se eMac ta ° 4 tant public matter would undoubtedly be of value an ra cling id-time way : should be obtained aes Mat te nt the . A s 1 wouldn't miss : THE EXTINCTION OF ADAM. : : aba iallsabiethiNeidiPresheiery ireateriay aranted|a ple ibaa ere bae i ean i § Neenss to pre to one of the applicants who t ox 13 ‘ is Pressed his disbelief in the story of Adam and Hye, a ile t h though he still adhered to hb tion that the story aa ies . u Poy Rul : : 7 was merely “allegorical.” abe? ( Gwin woe 2 é With the sanction of « re yoily to Bite By i 5 D0 pole H sustain us we may now al at we , é i et ae NearA now? i side mand E ti te butt = Ln ae 1 play tw A : vas Fi sow we've “ ad ki | ‘That he improv'd with all the rest stretohing out the hand, . bard feeling over the conduct of our reputed ar 7 the Garden of Eden And #o became my did oh ing the ‘palm from the "HE . saa, YOU WII] create an alrtig! ae With Adam und Bye explained away. {t | THE KID. 2 |{iider your hand yeuffictent, to overcome . @ conjecture what will happen to the nd 1 ! water anaaet the relent of the glass #o that you can EN his ark, and Jonah and the whale, in the light n 1 RENUNCIATION, interpretation. ° 1 may COLLEGE-BRED MOTORMEN. Residence in Brooklyn wil! have an ad this summer. The Rapit n q to employ 800 additiona and pre“rence wil! be «ly make excellent conductors and caret 3 Supt. Wheatley, “and we should like to have them at with us; but at any rate we will have them during = summer season.” What a boon to Brooklynites! A university exten sion society in every surface car! It used to Mark Hopkins ond a table constitute, a MAIDEN’S REVENGE. | READ THESE VERSES IN THRER WAYS. ~ wing Revolutionary double entendre originally ap- a Froadway car at! peared in a Philadelphia newspaper at the time of the Amer- ee ples anAll elton olution. It may be read in three different ways. De gent iene eee ra t the whole be read in the order in whhwh it is | upn the lines downward on the left of every line, Third—In the same manner on comma. By tho first reading it will de ob- shuse is condemned, and by {t Is encouraged and lauded the trumpet sounds, the din of war's alarms, soas and solid grounds, doth call us all to armas; of a pretty young forward A block or two further on a aie 9 t ers side her was vacated, Into this ree aaa Mpa eect j popped with a raplalty which showed) Who for King George doth stand, their honors soon she’ a = : « would get ahead | shine; | rhe besan gently to nudge | Their ruin fs at hand, who with the Congress Join, Tl sa | ELY | LET thes young Jady, glancing s to nee| The acts of Pariiament, tn them I much delight, The Tories of the day, they are my dally toast, no sign at finst that she was even aware je man 0 one professor can do so much, consider the su or ad- j © ofitwo in\aitroliey'car, ‘To rid “ fava tay Whos) WAN tt tye cing made to mp-|of hia existence, Suddenly she leaned They soon will sneak away, who independence boaat; - tage ide to his destina . Rien bene Avaube ve ocraceful. tawdeiom wrina|bolily against bis arm and gave her) Who non-resistance hold, they have my hand and heart ton with a fresh-faced carefully ero light . r t . of Car a in the Kings {own a vigor hove. | May they for slaves be gold, who act a Whixiish part; @ and learning will give the passenger thing more for f x wie 7 . Instantly there waa a look of pain! On Mansfield, North and Bute, may dally blessings poun . i ely t e man's face drew his arm) Contusio dispute, on Congres: ore t nickel than he gets now. And with tr ich Ches- f x oe BY pasar Baha Bik ven T PERT NLRALBAITUN lant meg RenDteTEENL eee nO, ni jan conversation! No more rude orders to © Move enintted : : FE ry he (i lstreas A moment later he went|J wish a block of cord, to General Washington. vag in front there,” and “Step live: te admoni- 4 ¢ the rear platform, stood yazing re- a thon to “Kindly progress a little forw . su wh f : proachfully at his tate neighbor an ine FEWE ER CONVICTS, : sApa for impressionable maidens th onatonal ins GREW WAN ee a i ue, an ot th \ sant 6 ee Teas el ae woman| 7h warden of the ane Penltentiary casts doubt on the i Coney will be multiplied tenfold. Kor while tt! | A Mortanue Problem. ‘ ' ; fal it tear alder) coeaaatiai estent asGun serous uni eaelety cad Aicalatines , no nly be sald that “his only books are Wo) ‘phe following Iss problem in legal eens te Tie ene a ent find Adjusted her sleeve so a# to concen) a] Kansas City Journal. He says that two ca) Is a mt i w shall thls) vers un pin which had been secu! fas tenet | in has Oisaraen iva Ve vaweai 8 000 icerlaariera .’ 4 among B,C and Dt| fen the most assiduous student usually | mathematics which may be of interest fund be apportion is the owner The anewer to this auestion in arlihe paren of keatruiction in this branch of \a4 sen ere of solve; 4 A motic peoms easy, and ye B epurtal Station Rowdyiam. r ow: a plece of Iami and executes a mort- ire paid to have reached ll kinds. oF | Te the Beltor of The Evesise World! | Vigocowaly on puntroes wi te EY | sleeves they would goon get rid of these|at this timo than there were a year ago, and the warden Pec A » : ‘age Usgpon in favor of B, who falls; conclusions with reference to the same,| It is @ great satisitetion to note that G. P. 8, pudgers.” - THE MOTORMAN. | wondors if Kansas !s becoming more Inw-abiding. } . ’ 5 \) in It, ‘that if all women would adopt/ the twenty-flve years since their arrival at the Inatitution oMcers| my plan of wearing pins on their | By the way, there are fifty fewer convicts at the penitentiary