The evening world. Newspaper, April 19, 1902, Page 6

‘ve Ohe Funny _J ide of Life. \g j{* # TO HAPPINESS. By GRACE DUFFIE BOYLAN. * o so wai JOKESOF OUROWN) gt THE FLAT+HUNTERS. NO. Ill. at [BORROWED sones.s| | Hones Sciae Sour Park Row, New York Sntered at the Post-Omice : Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 88 to @ VOLUME 4 Ps ——— wae 5 cen Seen er «| I have Seen eitting at dinner with a company of thieves= SANE SUNDAY OBSERVANCE. Bo El i de ; —— WANTED ONE, TOO. i And 0, they erere pretty, ant O. they were gar, nd temperate appeal of Mayor Low for a ee lhrrisomey menage hae S MaA- Now THE WE HAVE “What do ye want of the mistress of + | But toe * poae Im their poekete away. , ove @ wha ¢ 35 FLATS the house?" demanded Norah, belliger-$ | Of course, that about the pockets ts poetic iicense For ‘oreem 0 SEEN YouR 39 \ ently blocking the door Tl ihers was not a woman among them who had such a thing the 4: WE Have DECI OEO NOT) I want to get her aut: tlon to the ® | as a pocket tn But tho rest is true enough, and s any-WE Just S biue-book,” replied tie sulicitor < at is tin worst of it with a ray ty ae Ane WHATS ‘An’ fwhat is a biue-book 1 | 1 wana little party at ons of the pretty and fashionable 7 a < WANTED To SEE Ce It's a DOK containing the names of | restaurants downtown, and cut of compliment to the bevy fe holder of the g You HAD IN STec' ? people who move tn eocte! fl oe bright women who w dine there the host put on all Y tion which the May : een PN ae et, “Dll take wan mestif,’ said Norah.4./ the bravery of his plate and china closets, and served each ¢ r this Iimitet per 4 a g i er lis | course re and beautiful wares, to the t delight of . ce and for this Ilmited per after a moment's reflection. f sea‘ urse on rare an ul war great i a i is wh ; {have tt bound in grane'—Chicago Trl-$ |every one present. The spirit of covetousness showed its ' eo May wh é bune. @ | horrid form early. Rut when ices came on tn Lilies of frested © | sliver, fair faces became distorted with greed. T belle measures to stop the astonishing practigs ef pil- fa his letter to Commissioner I ment of the law against the sale of n BUPHEMIS™M. ts “obnoxt or oy | fering are now being urged by restaurant keepers and hotel ieee ane) ot) Dim LO nes vee ae Why.” gaked che vision, 00 708s |men everywhere, am their losses from that cause alone are : of justice.” It ts equally true call this ection “The Tenderloin? £) of appalling proportions. Women are not alone in this way Jaw thet can only be discovered “Perhaps, bend ED Rear as $| of transgression Men carry off wine glasses and small of the police to break tt ts n had lived in @ doarging-house all bie | sreiciea which please thelr eyes, with no thought but of thelr eee life, “ite because {t's 99 tough."—Phil- | Leo os andl rall Teele | cleverness in getting them away. And 30 poor sometimes is if as to disturb ‘the repose and ¢ adephia: Frees. elo umanity, many of these very men would deal harshly community.’ ” FInd? THITNO. with @ father caught tn sui crime as stealing bread. In this letter the Mnyor has outlined a progra: _ She was taking luncheon with some friends et a cafe, and ' Senkior ta plea fs ac ‘What ts the first thing @ young bus!- & | sne noticed on the table a little carved match safe of quant E . ous extensions. H ® Is 80 ® | she ni: which admits of obvious extensions. © ( ness man should learn?” was asked of Yl and beautiful desig 4 vincing that eren the District-Atto the mucces*ful one «| “I have a mind to take that home to my husband,” she 6 ~ “Phat mating dille te not collecting s, |inughed, and her compantons urged her to do a fo she money." was the reply. —India [rocked ft in her muff and went cut with the gtee of the ‘ t ay 5 smugeler ¢ Infractions of Le ; Pera Bhe showed tt to her husband when he reached home that hardly allow tt ent in ta : OO) Dies Etiss night. and related how she thought of him at the lunch, and minaay law's own {Some f the ra he Kissed her and praised her. patting hor cheek with caress. ere of all the pro: {Ras called could see ing Ongers. Her 1, a child of three, was in the room, iio sae } motnira while Is Dut he paid, > heed to the conversation. The visions of the taw i ung lady to come down | next day she t ittie one with her to call on a dear — ae ; F x take hia hat and go away > old friend whose eyes had been washed clear enough dy the Fevel nat t i t Meee aio eee eae ee ora: revel Ne Journal 3 of life to seo the fields of heaven. The child played Beef Trust bi AE adhe ‘oihet ae with others in an adso! room, and through the open door Yon. wet nere) eet a are Labia LEED Yj ehe heard him exclaim beastfully e featstance have Down over. must be referring to the Miss Paseay—Mamma said she would }| “My mother’s a thief!" untroubled 1 - a o-day to buy th | There was a hurried word of protest trom eome one else, aceon cy | ESTA EO my birthday cake. Did sh but he held his grou) 2 3 A BLOW AT “THE SYSTEM. | VERY BARD, “Yea, she is, too! She stole a match eafe for my father, Atter sleeping over the McAultfte cage for ten weeks |} “MY tongue-tied broines can't pro rerenlsisae only bought two doren.— ed her. When I am dig I'm going to be a robber, tact | b™ re 7 Police Commissioner Partridge has erakenst to the | “Well, Btune ls a hard same Press iheloaonrwoman heard inva perfoatiapeen | et] talent eam! that a certain responsibility for the continued obstruo- | 4 = No HOPE FOR HIM. ahe fell on + old friend. i tion of justice in the caso rests on him. He has taken | PROOF OF LOVE. v= PowERS you can't have her. I won't It ts ‘whe whispered; “it ie crue. But, Ob, I aid not ; ee us and eMfclent actton to purge the West Forty-|p “Are the two girla fond ef each —— have a son-in-law who has no more + | reailze What i 1 dow gorous an’ ioe which’ haa elane | potmerts brains than to want to marry a gir? | The wise friend advised her to tell the boy all about it seventh street stat! of the suspicion whiel ~ | ‘I @hoult say #0! Why, they'll ao If the grand yearly hunt for flats keeps on there soon may be with no more sense than my daugh or | Keeping noo m herself and dwelling on how his to It since rand has transferred three members walk on the same elite of tet A new and weld disease wherewith to busy each M.D. has show owing you to think yous, words had showed her the matter In its true Nght. “Let orce ne. aireet when one on @ bright bige They'll shelve good old pneumonia and eke appendtcttis ld ago Daily im," she added, “suxzest a remedy of the fo : | hardly be | [8d the other « bright «rean drem ric i one ae : ie iets A Ze aeDen : = And so the mother, weeping, made confemeton to her child, Decent zs £ Fe An arta sa in for victims of Flat- ‘TIMES HAVE CHANGED. and he put Nis soft arms around ler and said, with some \: aatisfied with but this new proceeding of the Com-| + TITLIS AND WALT. NE re, . a Rennes * surprise betalide atic hadsnatithoushblonitt . foner claims fon as a valuable contribution ht uauaily bring a HE WOULD PROTECT HER 5 IT. WAS THIS WAY. SR ee rere eee as: | “Let ua take it back to the man, mamma.” ; teins 4 1 well-guarded con- . { 2 j portunity tised te knock at every man’s And with her hand tn nis little hand she did ea ? to the cause of ©. The close and well-gu see 4 > 3 ——— door, . 7 a eee = ° Mpiracy in “The System" to protect the elayers of Mc-| oh. Ceptatnsiiet ind: A fe ‘ The-Other-Fetlow—Well? ‘ aos é - by two strong 2 = $ ‘The-Man-with-the-Hard-Luck — Now HE GE S S EM Aaliffe has been buttressed and bulwarked by Speman SQUARING THE CMCLE { she hnan't the courtesy to even run her T T-A-SEAT SYST : ‘ supports. Ont Coho ‘a : @ rounder.” ; nobile on our etreet.—Baitimore of the Dis Attort nae ae ane li 1 ( Heney Standup at Last Hits on a System of His SUTHE Vora % 4 aac by ; i Own, but It Develops Some Disadvantages. moral support of the Pollee Department eyidenoet by tts ' f " F 5 § : Frow tie itary of Merry Standup) tacit in the hee ser ) , APRIL 19—For tree mornings | lave had a seat on the Raalon itaslan ep w born removed | SOMEBODIES. ‘ 922 all the way fron Tifty-niuth atreat to Warren. 1 {s ortzed by the evte NMAIs PROF. 1. Hof Harvard, ts to $ 1 have had the pleasure { In comfort System.” The other supp: Traniza the new Chicago I!niversity : pesca olen Si Aap ge ames td & fore the evidence = daw School founded by J. D Rocke- 4 t require : Th feller ; ‘ ble com. Th very car hostility {s - | BRANDMR-MATTHEWS, JA\cDs—ot H Awake, awake Ghe ohn lavenvalllodentoctablyzwhilel aiwowme case is near at hand > a tabl "7 tion tn as _ | Columbta, ts gotng to London next ‘ peaks an carrying a ba * standing. = | month to lecture on the 4 ea trout to cateh in every DMOK— |b wit he penemus, Twill t Atitor Twill tettimy = » f H 4 rod ae y ae ¥ THE CHAIN COMPLETED. FORAI mitcleel ai eenaice ' forth the files and rot aeatecose Tail cee gece Che nellanent Otte icelicw? ‘There {s no longer a link miss! in the ch of) trom Cht » fust had a t of Bir ! hear the merry ewleb of tis sufferers 4 zi evidence which traces MoAullffe from the West Forty-| herself. cnt tn red, hung th } oor died id rodtde Teqis ibaa pleldi wonuenil Tnevertthovenerariic secre kT "i | trgton house eS wor os : Riotitehetere: station-houne to the point on Sixth ave- A ¥ of giortous sport, See voris-ais h street, where he fell unc MARCINBEL, MACE—the famous musto Wt Olamtiieara| one chee Mime ereet eng : most coms nue, near Forty-ninth street, ol teacher: of Parts; (will eslebrate’ her , W galt. too, 1 bought the smallest, stronges om, Takats death ebirpor pape pleatedion thar eraiee 5 wn s he pince—a aul 1 could find. Tt coat #132 eave {tat the under i taken out of the station- matte dene her Amer 4 fy nearer . ckled beauties | HOMME ADA RW ECeLE SSC) Boel ineasen sen ate Serer eee eae e ADOGGEDREPLY. * A (inlengteralnece Garwpratool {it Lc" statra. 1 enter house and put {nto a cab by two men weartng plain we INLEY, MR& —drives to the oeme i —— —_—— : ‘alluring fy Int 1 I plant my camp- clothes, one of them followed the cab until thrown of tery at ¢ ton: O. every day when meas myself, IT am com- the scent by the driver, two nesses enw him pushed he w er will permit } T tialf a dozen in that ho! ha hat i the corner | ! RINCE POENT— of lavarta use pre- Wa Do you go too fast! | The first morning It 4 tt the # tard jooked curiously at it out of the cad on Forty-seventh street near sented the Pope with a gold, atlver and ; Creep gently to the bush-erown bank | The secom! morning Ked up the alse between etations of Bixth aver two witnesses saw him as he totterod goa) croctnix, etuiddet with ewiftly make you cast. | Yergotteratopthis, sald in @ modified station-calling up the street and one witness saw him fall unconscious honor (af Ifts Holiness a Judtiles { done, well done! You've got a tone va eee * on the eldewalk. } ROOSEVELT, PRESIDENT—has bean H strike! | U atop) thiat, ) asked Mandly, eau (the Vereattirienclal } rr “Causeltaagainsttherules, that's why," he sa! The chain !s completed; it can neither be Droken s& 07 weakene’. The outlook now {ts that Justice will) triumph and that due punishment will follow an atro- | lot! Streecuil! jay eald clous orime > have the jest familiarity with 1 American poetry of any} POLICEMAN OLEASON'S PISTOL. eal aistescenate y 2 AMTASSADOR—has deen pig fellow rise! Give wrist a turn, keep taut If you would land your pri duce your rules,” salt I He hadn't them with him 1 mildly suggested that If he wanted to enforce the rules Just let him run, play out the silk. might make three swine In the car throw away the un- Ho isn't red yet. lighted malodorous clgar butts they were carrying. Now gently check, now reel him home! I called his attention to the printed rule to the effect con- itejtce! He's ruously displayed. Convention in Denver heralforipaltnes ry 7 " weakenga There is a sphere of usefulness elsewhere for Police rare iL membacter tithe lia Dora the company permit you to accept tips?’ asked the kind lad peeves i | his attention to the ted rule against pas- v man Gleason, of the Morrisania station. As xecu- enta Boclety, : “No'm,” ald the fine little mesrencer ind tif dey asks me if you SS | NANtE OnE lel pla tepente tive officer for the Crar he would prove a giitteris SUIT. BLLICTT—of Wash-| 5 five me one, 4 ile tke a gentlem, t ‘ NEW DIVISIONS. | He fled—oatensthty to call out the next station oo sna honeen ial NhiAlc ® . + adout to restore | ; = ~ subdivision of the ‘ \ was min supersede t white ‘This morning sail nothing. T 1 awalt tte is at my ca! t his eye. I ecent dan- I si WILLIAM JOHNSTON np-stool. He es, where the for him in vogue would pr act of holding up a New York ¢ + eam lawn to tie | MISERABLE MOMENTS. { der divta ey cur and seek! fa in the Northwest at the pint to forcs gers to bev H sus puFvosea the Staten « | Js Raied shows Gleaecal 13 bea tite too etn mine wom. HARRIET HUBBARD AYER city Ife th amd Mason | 4 i i si aubge } he North Central States Advice That Has Been Asked . } alar triangle formed by | smali-; Kansas and North Dakota, while For by Perplexed Lovers. geon to be A soul of muste dwells | the South Central tnciudes those States | Give Her the Heneft of the Oo ie . | trom Kentucky to Texas. The weater:, | Dear dire Aver 4 + Rep a ‘ 3 ‘ompact of melody « Givision Includes all the States west of | I have been keeping company with a young lady for Ke # for the 7 - ? . {co orado's eastern boundary about two yea nyite! me to her house, ai ' Mp ; } ° ——— es 1 called T found » was out She told her a Feproot : Hamabentiorite ¢ ertms. 4 H entertain me unt! would return. But she aid ; “ . 7 ite white «| im pUWANS, REAce ELL: not return and I left her house without #eeing her. And the H 1 |The elty government of Lawrence ts} next time she saw me sie told me to call around at h . . o Pry a ‘ nex wa @ all around at her f MIR, THOMASS “GRAY GRINDER, The trees are > { Fé jae ye the moet hereon ious on earth | house again, Kindly advise me regarding this matter, : eats Beek ees Tass + | They have peace all the time and neve: ‘3 ones Kite ones meen f f Shave to Aght for it, se ata totes oe ia Rrtnee Tai Ste 9 tong green Vika } | ys the Kansas! If the young lady tnvited you to call at a etated time she § ey y ageing with } ‘ Journal, Take the telephone fraa- | mould certainly have remained at home to recelve you. Tf, was M " Peete aera | an example, The other night | however, the Invitation was a general one and specified no ! 3 A Fh AMR iSEnS peel nena tt vinoute lesan: particular day for your call her absence may have had a ann ee x He ata ; i + every Councilman favored it. | hundred good excunes. She was kind enough to remember Latin fest peach e youl siwari record ¢ | Next night the Mayor veteod tt, and at! the probabtiity of sour ca and left her stster as a eub- PAU AEE OAS ST CRAPO AC CREO boa RRA rel gustained his veto by | stitute toatess, and wien she saw you she asked you to come i Pa . VALS URANUS Vole: Tekout again, Under these circumstances you have nothing to com- a oL SEEpre ~~ — | plain of, unless, as I have eald, the young Indy broke a 4 >! lefinite engagement with you. In that case she shouta < 3 tinue of discontinue the calls as you think best. tige as mer.” It Yes. wear rich dresses. an ne tthe 1 ‘ purpose Nowadays ly sees the to get this old city of ours bullt, an i A Man Judged Wrougly. the hum ting t ‘ fyion more beauty could be t a on . rogas oly ' ‘ © ty keep off way? It was started in the seventeenth | Dear Mee Aver gasoline . " sirt'e face than in an hetre Hat the paws we get now the grass. § could do the century, Vm told. Iant tt nearly fine] 1 am keeping company with a young man almost six Mr. Thomas's new ireatest Pains v ACR. DD Paling n Africa t grasa littie horm Let them have @ sec-| inked? The subway Is the worst dis-| months and he has not even pought mea gift for $1. Tat one Pimece. Aasmaan A Racko nacienn(Gicrieidrs a ath or ra tlon of the in, free from ruption ye time called fis attention to the fact and he sald: “When we the analogy of the , Vine Neat ed ae eee Aeate f eautiful elysium. fear of poll ager, enitdren. | GEORGE W, HAWAS, Jr. | are engaged I will buy you presents and not before.” When ts Ars ' cay . i yy vorhe “ To the Elio ef The Bren way ha ree GNES 3 NSOD ve tler,’ will he ca ‘ ay G The machix v . rita WaveWraiilbareg: toleiietetibattaerss|l Nhe ovine pers | Weate mer Oure: we go out he Is very liberal In the line of treating, Can you ' owners ¢ ( ‘ 3 od City. give me an {ea what he means by {t? I sometimes think under its owner nal chauffeur bos attained a Ar ./of Harlem. We ought to obtain shorter | A PARK FOR CHILDREN. -| hours en Saturday We are many of us|. «, ¢, working on Saturday nights unt) 11 | To the Baitor of The Brening Wort Wil some reader int me know if there is any way in which stammering can be cured, and how? I am troubled with it very much. Sometimes I can speak very plainly, and at other umes I cau | Te the Milter of The Evening World: 3 om ot Toe Crening Wer I want to say right here that I've seo that Joaquin Miller, the Califer-| lived in New York twelve years and sek Loe RAC bd anit St) {Fy an3 nia poet, nes given a park for the ex-| during that time I can't recall @ time set SALESLADY. elusive ume of little children. Why can’t that some section or other of the olty part of our own Central Park be t was not being torn up or otherwise de- he has no regard for me. PUZZLED, You are making a serious mistake when you estimate the love of a heart by the value of gifts laid before you. You will never be a true helpmeet for any man ao long as your chief thought Is, “Ifow much can f get out of him?” To Long Island speed of moro than a mile an om What will it not do when travelling along the other New York parkways at the legal rate of BHt! pre an hour"—the regular speed of millionaire | ei remind your friend that fe had bought no presents for you urs, as proved by the testimony at Coroners Scores Cruel Methods. apart for the playground of children | vastated, or that one's progreas wam(| amily make any one understand ine.| yay very unladylike. He was right in thinking tee ‘the | And what pedestrian will first wave gne|"& TOMt Koons. But a thie gir + Etiter of The Brewing World: under elgnt yenra of age and their|atayed by the “bridges” across elde- proper time for gift-bringing Is after the engagement. Be snd tt paine me very mush to tink £ ‘ s A cannot conv iain ie ont wan! Of yielding up bis Life before it? who knows how to make her dresses Writers and preachere in the past|nurses? One of the big lawns and a bit walks, Genoting a host of houses being but just @ vay in careful to get your own thinking eight on this point of rather than one who knows how to, have been wont to deacant freely on the |of woediand attached would serve the| built or tern down. When ase we is, else you may spoil ell your praspects of happiness, SIN ER ee SE eT te ERP eer Bet Lae PT en a a“ my po ees a