The evening world. Newspaper, April 18, 1902, Page 12

WZ VOLUME 42 NO. 1% THE “PSTC HOt OGICAL aimony Aulife case D! that of New Yo tra ONE ON CHE con! thesee outside hiwer ar the psychological moment strih iYou wo parently they ring to the w testimony he By explans what Jerome ¢ case of on the s asd his 5 ord of Sunday aitendar With any othe and and “the itself be E M cannot be cont teat un tack character or si of his rich logical Well wa at the ay , sc ASE on ion 0 vovercna z ‘ome mack AND any . same BRIDOE MUDDLE. W that Bridge mmissioner I THE It is to be he thal removal of Chief Engin denthal’s predecessors oMce The new bridge of the most pressi New York only relief from a situation which is rapidly nden will grasp the significance of the cer Buck prot against the drawn up by Mr tant of the sof Greater and responslt ty completios leone as th n becoming unendurable. To make such a wholesale change in the kg engineering staff of the department as would be involy at § in the removal of Mr. Buck could not fail to embarrass | D7) yy) yciock | Mathew and delay the work of construction. toward result public Commissioner to For such an un- nion could not fail to hold the ere responsibility | ONLY e HE It fs not Mr. Buck's technical capacity which ts in question. That is sufficiently attested by his record. It is Commissioner Lindenthal who js on trial in the pres- ent insue It ts reported that Percy Belmont in de repeat his recent feat of electing a Repubr Like Bryan termin fn the Seventh District by running | BRISCOE, | was f the few sul ——___—— | United States frigate THE RULE OF DAMAGES, baits Three of the sufferers by the New York Central tunnel | BURT re wa win MEAN NESS ow OLD ow SOMEBODIE JAMBS—who has just rviy Cumberiands tn her battle with the Merrima. MRA ROBERT Jw! ves She Funny Side of I THE FLAT HUNTERS--NO. Ill. vist s nD. ora of t disaster have begun their sults for damages in the| {he humoriat, i running for rreallont Supreme Court at White Plains, each asking for compen-| | SOT ibm ; sation in the sum of $100,000. The first of these awits ciyppcqy, SIR WILDTAM haa just to be heard {s that of Mrs Lottle G. Dimon. the widow pn t fourth = aly of Henry G Dimon. who was killed In the accident. and Y ne aynlewelless who at the time of jeath was in the employ of the! any Run Amertean Locomotive Company at a salary of $4.000 4 BORE TE SELLE age ect, BO) year, ‘ ais oi Hanta In de ts brought on account of the death of | 't t 1 children it | aves contended that only nominal, KELVIN vee witht tist pecuniary onocan be awarded by way of| damages because a chilit b money-earning v - ae ne F and Its death ts conse not a money loss Y If this is ol rute it t th was and |b SENATOL 7 ne estallish he Nfe of a bread-winner on . ‘ " whom « ter ' { 4 i CHLC KING: _ON THE LIGHT, Whenever Ale ! ‘ at he 7 TANNING ELMER 4 to nip hin th t t desire to “ha , ‘ one that shi t ir : ‘i in the interest th . features of th It tt and above boar hid ; , should not 1 as } . ri a “ For th “si WNSEND. MARQUIB—who ts tegrity of Aldermanic Ingislation the p Amir fers ale hin Salva ative of the Second Brooklyn District a debt; ag ey etearium’ for Sim Of gratitude. Mr Bridges has an eagle optic for the s that are dark and n in borough devious and the tricks that law-meking, and the elevated haracte of his langu that r nation of Jeffersoata simplicit an polysyiiat oh bis own words, “flim nor any one tahut off hin sentiment and they are sent hat do him Proud—and please th THE Lt LNION, MMELLER OMAN RIOR ate The strained 1 Mrs. F: “ she and their hy ations Mit yesterday | fully tense t ‘ourt prov seemed relax ont recourse The erring husbands | have all heen restored. to thelr offenses forgot | and forgiven T flecked by once more Mrs ial horizon !s n sky and the londs as an It honeymoon beams mildly Mil as became her ye wns ast to rield It was not until yeste she withid: her suit and decided to live the man whom she had so firmly resoly be rid. Mrs Studnik, the elder daughter, had me to her husband more than a week ago, and the younger | |! daughter followed suit soon Miller's words, they “all exp here's hoping that they will “A Mttle of this sort of thing would cause an era _ of famine among the divorce court lawyers, but how fterward Now, in Mra. | to live happily.” and}? who h laced at the mi retiroad management, th Passengers endeavoring 1OOK ER has cy of a parntm: he spect to aa bought th Wey LETTE RS | been foun ole of maintai Sere nce eae 4 == a Jo a0ee° SLEEPING © Geooan ow THE DUSTMAN. ON THE CONG off! Hubby oritrar ted from climbing flat use stairs, Sud W poor so worn Out she cannot say her prayers. the tor that autocrat. Just now is in his glory And the “Annals of Our Family” becomes a moving story GROWING ENTHUSIASM. } sye-cpant waews fete hase Jlatho: here Who was the 1 wonder if | ete weeks H H Batd Customer (to barber)—Wha! would T like on my head? What prefer on the top? ay wt |BORROWED JOKES. THROWS AGAINST IT. : 0 o Philade u 0 mobile several time pila Pres THE { He ‘after 1 whe LAST wor 7 == Impact OUR — fetly, about to leave the room WE FURNISH We \ Punch. J \' ‘ CANT E Tre Bi pe INS Cay { HAVE THES Cosy You we G 2 Ue a pee aeee eee (os ca ey 0 with oc Doeee [2 MORNING AND : 4 C \For ae /)\ Bo Sum! aire: a) He-Woy is it that it takes a woman ¢ = *) long to get her hat on tn tHe even. ¢ ing? rs 1 RERAGC meuno) She—-Why in it that {t is sometimes © Impossible for an to get his hat moins th morning Yonkers States. man GOOD DEFINITION. What aofas ' aald texsel an offfceh thinkin’ ate quall on a while and member the American eagle Washington Star. WHY SHE WAS sa Clari—My dear, you should n o* eo sad at this glorious season ta year Minnie—Weil, if you had peid $7 for 4 new bonnet, and 1 while ng it the first t that tt woul stay on straigat { you met ever ne you knew 1 would not feel so Joyful. —C) Gazette A CASE OF NECESSITY. My son.” said the parson to a small > ber, who was digging in a back by th t you know that it ts a o die the § bath, except in case of neces. replied con't you sto} of n vner, Chicag this |s 3 1 the young phtlos fish without bait so tight? fdiot w winter —P lant train Ss passed the time stand poker the rural spo: rode the Jay . the yap, the chron man herled by himself nor would with simple eyed g amaze, and Inside Jone ¢ Wales non? perchance in one great volce ommuter sald rowd of traindwe wisest head lers he He's nok six lve ears, to town she the stranger humbly sald ay, how may t oe? he ki the cook six years? Ins quite Hie man gave the snap away. “I married her,” satd A TERHUNE —— HORSESHOES. | tron horseshoes perma the hoofs were Introduced tn inv of t grassy plains « ground ¢laew needed: but the Romans that thelr paved roads wore the soon way and often lamed an animal when service was the most needed, says ne Chicago News, They could devise no better remedy, however, than leather soles and baga (o protect the hoof, } |though there is reason to deHeve that jthey had an iron shoe which they put n and took off at r Bo | writers are of the opint that th |Ister Romans had learned to nail the | inder the hoof; but {t seema pos- shaped horseshoe firat invented | OUR POPULATION. Eng.necring estimates that the popu- lation of the United States and its de- pendencles now exceeds $4,000,000 Inhalt- tants The Philippines contain more than 7,99,00 intabitants, Porto Rico har » | 963.00), Hawall 154,000 and Alaska 63,692 China stands first in population, the British Empire second, Rursta third and the United States fourth Aw, come do bald people usua nnd d Ob. aoe FROM THE PEOPLE ON « ik who keeps bia seat when VARIOUS TOPICS j Mere there are five married women em-| "I," ‘They are no doubt so engromsed Ke osris mun \ A man rfeet right! ployed, averaging not lors than $18 a in their newspapers that they do not vow tw " triy * seat Owh one) lease and another dressmaking house know when a pretty girl js standing ny direct f abonn mia car is no where there are three. Many of those! before them. In fact, they are probe which obtat mong my " expect 4 man to} women must have husbands holding ably afraid of having to give thelr swung from br efor ‘ 4 his as He | paying positions, and | know of one seats to some old lady, That ts why imevalti as 1 And 1 be- | inatance where the husband of one has they read Papers so. diligently, Withts " First come Arata large drug store, he being the owner and thus e the pretty girls, ty t aw makin ANNETTE Bo of the same, while still another ia in T trav from uniners on the i ‘ atrons The Rvening World poor girls who are obliged upport. who are tolling for thelr daily bread, miber of seata provid weoomme ls there no way to remedy the evii| themselves. . Not only beautiful, but very inteltt: date them PRANSLENT ning more popular each year of A Good Retort, Ce in under o aerat ane One Woman's Unique Mea, ted women taking the places of To the Béitor of The Bvening World: hot oulte up-to-date Sonnet, Woe eati- To the tltor of The Evening World single women in the different business) 1 am very sorry for wo" and | Pokaan! BMG aA Me. thet, re) As | am a girl myself [ would like to channels, especially in dressmaking? I “lL. A. Kerpen, who write that they ‘even worthy of tell the public what t think of the #o-, have heard of one dressmaking house|do not see pretty girls riding on the| with a look?” within | k and m De you limp and tw Have you pains in Does it rick you when you sn Do not fear you've caught a c Do not 1 of growing 0) Don't imagine something's wrong, Kor iUs ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong? Do your b: ar strange sounds al deuce “forty love? bo y 4 brutal shout at's six games and fam Do you hea Vii beat you Taunts and boasts you can't endure— t imagine something's wrong r it's ping. ping-pong, ping-pong! Cries ¢ and out? sure'— Do you gee two financiers Whispering in each other's ears? Brokers busy making bets, Business rivals making threats j Bank directors in a bunch Cashiers hustling through their lunch? Don't tr something's wrong, | For it's pong, ping-pong, ping-pong! WILLIAM JOHNSTON. RDI wie — cc =< wo i] oa = o = = =< Eloquently on the Sad, Sad Life of the Commuter. ~ “Thie Is the esasen of the year," remarked Hiily Broagway, "when people get a yin to de Rubes. To the woods for them! They want to smell the molst rarth and the smoke f the rubbage bonfire and r the Ittle birdies warble fn the trees They give up comfortable six and dath, with m heat, gas and and cold running er. and go out to places where the s trains don't “Il know a man that this hike to the om oof nature a ort time ago. He did away from the ety on April: Fools Bay, which was the most appropriate fea- ft a neighborhood where om the man to the cum orner, ty) settle in a hamlet where they give you a metal if you Ket a ‘ or that hasn't got jae fiy in it. come out and see him, and I went—last and took the 11D train. There was aboard Lever sa f gray a place We ran through about sixteen 1 got off at wateh tick “My friend was at th wher k they called a station to meet me. He wore a pair vote and a fine set of hirsute scenery is map. understand the rubber boots, but not the scenery, because when he lived in town Re al- j ways wore his face undraped. Ie explained that he couldn't isha himself and that th nly barber In the metropoite had gone hunting ‘| suggested that we go have a drink, but the only se- jloon in the place was closed while the landlord wae at irch, We walked down the Broadway of the village. The oe wor two stories hika, and where there were stde- were ank step, | walke they nd didn't anks When you stepped on one ther end flew up and kised you s¢ you ok us about four minutes to get to the half an hour to get to the domicile of my suburbs and friend called it a cottage It looked like a dog-house to ma we got inside it felt like going into the {ce-house in a cher shop There was no furnace and the only fire he ad was in the kitehen “He had no te, nothing to drink but water, An@ ehe beefatenk he served at dinner would break the chewing ap- paratus of a stone-crusher, For vegetattes he had canned peas, 4 asparagus and Saratoga chips, and a lost of bis bread felt Ike a medicine bail When it got dark along tn the 1 y had to light kerosene of] lamps, and the house smelled like Rayonne, N J. ona July day. of his kide had croup, his wife had a nail tn hee hired girl had the Willles ‘The efforte my. mal vow me that he was happy reminded me of 1 policeman at They wanted me to stay all night. 1 wouldn't hay it for one gow! thing a day all through ng Reon n he wasn't pleking himself or me up off the ground on hit way to the station my friend talked about what @ happy man he was, He asked me what I would do ff T had such a charming cottage, and I satd I'd burn ft down. When I got back to my Httle room tn my little old hotel I tumed on the electric Mehta and ¢ ‘i four Scotch highballs te succession, Why anybody that can live In New York wants to go out to the rural sadness is more than I can see.” HARRIET HUBBARD AYER. The Secrets of Beauty Revealed for Evening World Readers by an Expert. To Create Color in the Cheeks. Dear Mra Ayer My complexion is a clear white, but I never have any color in my cheeks. Is there any remedy for this, and do you thins that fron pills will bring the desired effect? VET. Pallor 1s conatituttonal with some persons, apparently. ‘Taking a good deal of exercise out of doors and eating sim- ple food should give you color as a natural result unless, as I have atated, you have Inherited a pallid skin. The scrab- bing brush will sometimes stimulate the circulation of the face and red cheeks follow its use. Iron ts given aenemic or bloodless persons, but you should not take {t without your physician's advice. Olntment for e Eyes, Dear Mra. Ayer: When I arise in the morning my eyelashes are very heavily, clogged with a white paste-like substance. I have tried te remote this, but in vain. HV. B. ‘Try the yellow oxide of mercury ointment for your eyes, which you can get of any druggist. Apply it at night and ree move from the eyelids In the morning by very gently bathing In warm water, using a little bland soap, THE SUPPLY OF FREAKS, ‘The plaint of a manager of a dime museum that there are no more freaka—nt least, of the kind that people will pay to see—must be taken, we apprehend, as only an indication of an Improvement in taste on the part of the public, for it ts not to be assumed that nature, after making some things wrong at birth for, lo! Uhese many years, has all at ence begun to make everything right, eays Harper's Weekly. There have been freaks ever since man began to notice what was about him. And modern “novelties in freake Rave seldom been new. A few years ago an armless wonder who did remarkable things with his toes wax a shining etage et- traction in New York. But in the sixteenth century Mfon- taigne saw and wrote of one not less than a cen Se latter-day exbibit. Attendant on the Ping- pone Craze. 2