The evening world. Newspaper, April 16, 1902, Page 8

notennee THE WAR SONG OF GATE, Being a Merry Chant of Vindication. Ghe Funny Side . of Life. wae THE FLAT-HUNTERS. .& wt jBORROWED JOKts.: VIEW FROM ABOVE. “You know,” sabi the orang-outang, arpa “that man is descended from a y ti Tark Row, N at New York as Clase Mail Ma “VOLUME 42 : nosis [JOKES OF OUROWN “AIL things come to the man who waite,” Said burly J. W. Gates “Bat the man who waits with his hands in his pockets Will jook tll his eyes jump out of their sockets; For automobiles and wine one of the wait for mine. prow er rrr DISCREDITED IN ADV ANCE. : warey vv Having announced his final d unchangeable d How r wate a ‘sion in the McAuliffe case, District-Attorney Jerome 1 be HOW COULO THES wan eee ; Blesesd lta he’ WhO etanda andi walte— is now engaged in hearing th ; rave % " Ua POOR WALL Sv! Yes." anawered the chimpanzee, “and < But not for J a fe secret except so far as Mr. Jerome orcasional . Nis descent has been very great. But © “They called mea slob when I crosetd the States, the curtain on the proc let us set 1€ down to his credit that hej Said burly J. W. Gates : tries to rise up again. Every now ands and puts up at the Waldorf-Astoria, prophecy to know what the out 0 : AER Rede Gal raise teed Mt ls * saya I, ‘I'll wait Ui 1 get three cr four a monkey of him- ndon Express you Looking for Gatesey’« + conclusively demonstrated any one else is resp and Mr. Jerome wil evidence to the co was caused by an “acc death of MeAuliffe, | ¢ t of alte As ro meron HOPELESs. “Twill kill you," hissed the villain with the tinfoll sword, “and that will be the end > {t won't. vely report in that the death of McAuliffe nt Such a proceeding is discredited in advance Ne retorte? the beautiful Satd burly J. W. ; 5 H lings, but {t needs no gift of JN ‘ r e will be It wil aa Ls - rt : } { ¢ t 4 ' Theh, by the Olympian gods, 3 4 VN blow you up cil r peepera ain't mates. 4 Y % Um windy J. W. Gates 4 “My friend: et tempting the fat will attach any importance whatever to any conclusions ¢ HHO MISE mon 2 y friends told me I was tempting 0s,’ alleged to have been reached by the Distriet-Attorney Mr, +t Omer a have * RY Tere Base yee S| « ‘*Ae a tempter,’ says 1. ‘I'm a lailapazzasah;’ : t . “ ase will go on forever.”— ‘| « So I sits with my feet on the Waldorf piazza, fn a hearing in whieh he is disqualified to act {mpar maria’ > : \ { $ Every now and then tially Rthatia ' . : Buying «ome L. and N The interests of jusitee de that this atrocious | { 4) ne Owe? re . To be called a slob, on my feelings it grates. ds ° your committee met | ¢ Say Le ten crime should be properly estigated, and ft aow ap ; ‘ $ taidiacias si heraaltera norm wae ey 2|é I'm oe: @ little Jonn Gat pears that this can be done only by the assignment by + viston of opinion, eh? elt ow ” ; Wall, the time came around tm make up the slates,’ the Governor of a Deputy Attorney-General to the duty ¢ Vor CURHENGY i Casev—Huh: Faith, there was di- (212 said purly J. W. Gates P 4 : Lite ! the Deatwoods pe CLS es “Catt 140 * “Morgan was gone to see Ed coronated; The “Car (head Alder Tim 8 ’ t WU ireen rrnetm onic nu inea CHOU e tg, CRO ae 1 He wasn't wise that I'd negotiated bas the gratitude of ect-ear at pas was 1ge m | LLC CE Sc OTS Li cist) > To properly bump the head “ear aheat Passengers t cor te G aso Of a sucker who thought me dead reed to chan . Twoved tine A ae reeerekec ae Now I've shown them all they're a bum lot of 2 ware ane th ‘ . = rok She t* the most sacrificin’ woman fer 4 ates 3 the r ren Terenit ¢ w i . t Te Fit My FLAT Hound page hee Am [4 wiz? Nay, nay; | am Gates” 2% . mee sae ‘ des A FLAT mourid Waals whenever they sit up a lawn ERASE Sh THE POOL-ROOMS OPEN AGAIN, Jolla teatal a cchilthy - = fete or sumpen lke fc 2 a 8-2 2082S Many of the pool-rooms were doing business as usual ¢ eioce which: th’ expenses: are: more'ni th! pro: sg.) yesterday——not all at the old stand. for some found it. + the me wages have ed, th’ ponmmalttee aus sends her up 3 aif acquaint th’ pastor with th’ result.” discreet to mak runners in sale were a little s sand other places of resort. Th Abe It) beet One Mone \ | The Water Surp!y Is Cut Off and Famine voks were om . RAY, FuGer ‘You can't trust a though the day was not very proatable to the ma ' By eCdalyoniknow, ed Is Averted by a Miracle. Delazoa, for instance “left a bie hole in some of the 9 a's Hoshi ApSCIRL USL) BEERS TURN: Tv si H 1th a 1% hut off. Sa le p ipeatiy mbsh Rie. caavese| was Sunday morning and the water had deen shut off. bank-rolls that have been losing flesh sinee New Year's 2 land Plain Dea !]] In netther bathroom nor kitehen would it run. As these D: of . OTHE WAY AOLND, = we t ny two estuart supplying the ntyre Flat But the point fs that the bets were made without any > HOW COULD siTEt ake Eb 02 Soe hE led Cnet Ce undue fear of interruption by the police Pet : “ k " Td like to see Miss Pawgay.” said 6 | fst. yaths, &e., depended on it the situation was strained , nat , : thee nchatniNelanse | y turned to the dumbwatter. As they did so the plain- Lacey was reporte ing ent too much money | ‘ us, your canit: ea liharniaiacahe’s sand queries of all the other tenants of the five to guit on a little scare Hike this.” and that was the ¢ “How 4 " I “4 thache 3 | floors could be heard addressing the Janitress in tones not view the other sports took, Col. Partridge yesterday o14.""" « : \ seatble, for Tim from ner den- Z| “holly unlike those of the toanters of the Zoo when the afternoon had received no reports on the reopening of 2 het Merten tist’s and i rot ent here in thie, | man with the chunk of crimson beef begins to make his ri FE: id e package *hiladelphia Press the pool-rooms, but even a chief of police does not know + E janttress who presides over the flat-house where everything that is goin inag . RE: vATION. nty mmize ts the queen of all Janttresses. She © Sene Be i Employment Agent—I'm sorry, Mra ® ots emetent nd kindly, But even dhe The “Accident” Theory.—The Van Wormer hove on tring itt Mtetic rea t 1k HaUakeea, HEL Tialsurell haven'cat ld not canse es of the various flats at Hudson the ; 1 Tiatianteen + ik fe ire six months long /0 Rooms & Barn Sthattwaulalealt | to flew agatn. All sald do was to tell the angry ten- evidently permitte! ¢ ad the New York Pe é eee AL Sovrmae an { fauskeep ever mind. I've got (y)| ants that the suty had stopped the water supply f i Sete led ise a KrA ExosuRE At, Just send one and let meif,| : that street for abhicutine Tie Geeksee a GaDNa eaalon Her: phiae| “Never mind, dear.” said MeIntyre, congolingly, when Mrs. ‘ : " Ho BABtes on Y : | Molntyre came to him with + y. “I'M go out and ‘ es, s - VBBER PLANTS “| hunt for water, 11 and tt «omewh I lived on the plains ; XN “GLORIOUS UNCERTAINTI TARENIA “) 2) atone time. vou know < It teaches people lots Court of Appeals at Albany confirmed its ~ | of expedients that born N sid never dream of."* | decision that the trial of “The Allen, charged with i Sra ; TepoweR? ; io Hirata) drug ators and) Go runnin| 0 vas irregular. The Appell B i tts Tz Po! 4 i ‘ of mine sould be used bott B® pool room, was trrmulnr. The Appellate) { SOMEBODIES. {| 7 a8 FOOTLIGHTS. frinking and wooking. ‘The drugetat said he had « gallon 4 Division of the Supreme Court has decided that the case | CHER, WILLIAM wh le 4 i sort McIntyre wanted cost $19) a bottle, and you =F of ex-Wardman Bissert, convicted of blackmatl, was {m-| the first. acres a 4 s 3 aoa ee eer a varied ag, | Bt Duck 81.79 IF you returned the bottle properly tried and he must have a new trial. In the! !¥ing. 'n Baltimore Toe vane te in| 2 ; i of esrahi pasty telat’ | In the street outside Melntyre maw a group of boys. And 8 a5 F ationa n : The grand old yearty Flat Hunt’s on, There s way of s i >| pi te ig as he did so one of iils Justiy famous teas came to htm. p criminal branch of the Supreme Court Justice Lyon has) '") M 3 : je grand ne if jeoms no way of stopping It |from lvery to severe,” Mr. Donnelly! “Acoeoaching the group he gave them his address, and said decided that the indie: a BURNETT, PRANCE! . Anf those who've spent a year in settling one flat, now are dropping it; joes houndin tong his managerial y , at the indictment of Inspector Murray, of the Little Lord Pa {3 To 8 another on the plea it has ten more improvement. goes a ‘ayaet ve would pay 10 cents a pati for all the water they'd find and ! Bureau of Combustibles, was fatally defective Wives ie |e 2 7 4 p ents, (Way, and bis followers show their aP- | Long to his flat that day. He dade them tell thelr litle ds $ While the Janitors and yan men pile up fortunes through these movements. prectation of his efforts to please them. | ¢ is of the offer With all the high-priced legal talent employed by the | CARPENTE w“ + = {| Tats week the oft is “Pink Dominoes, "Now! eaid triumphantly as he returned home, “T L city it ought to be possible to hav trial conducted | 3 ‘ Bait n 5 PROPORTIONATE, ALWAYS READY. and old theatregocrs can eo t and! matter myself that not one man in fifty would have thought 2 reminisce all they Ike ¢ of such a At least a dozen of thome boys will be glad -~ according to the forms of law, or at least to have an | indictment properly drawn, but it is only when a poor ; jeomedy that used to-amuse them in (he to earn money, and the long ago and the oid favor anes bring enough pall of water here us going ai day. While the other tenants parch we east-sider sells a collar button or a shoestring on Sun-| ade alts in thle merry piece. will have water to burn." day that the law ceases to be a glorious uncertainty | k the emotional drama has « “Tut, dear.’ Mrs Mcintyre remonstrated, “the water wile aRAlnolde Rimifaxand: (lene The Panter's Wife? with turned on all over the house five minutes after you started tan ries of Maude Granger, Ia out. ‘The fanttress saya It will be all right after this.” ri Capra Harry Lacey, will be seen wOPU-| Refore Mcintyre could reply the maid dinance concerning th lar east-side playhouse “Please. Mr MeIntyre,’ she began excttedly, “I'm afrala Piece tot J 500 the whole city's gone crzzy. There's a do < man Lrtdges and ed it back Cteste Loftus seems to have got het fond boys and old women and children half a mile jong, and sf or aa SS are elf into a cyclone of difficulty tn Lon | they've all got patle full of water in their hands, and they're erin Nae are ue up al Tha this flat, ma'am. I counted over 2,000 of them, raed La with cont while sun | snd the oming One er person thoks | tock pnt door no attention to any ring- ; : oa wh ing.” Meln Inetively taking commai AN UGLIER NEW TORK. front the acirens exons that lin tite « Dear.” ah Pay eealisaasanertatite The opinion of Corporation Counsel Rives affirming ppear with Irving 1 the name | husband as he crawled, trembling, under the Nbrary table, the right of the New York property owner to dist belated eh ula rahe Some | ie vou tried sunh! mesentes) during your lite on ithe, piaine|y, : i . turn at the Alhambra under the old. | wonder that the alkali deserts didn't turn into sw. ” his property with “sky signs’ or any other form of ad- ©) | despised name of “Ctssie.” Mixa Loftus tH Er ae ay vertising matter that him is a sad blow to ou Zl has always shown ! ea wom: | — = hopes of a New York t 31 apace ha Dr. Joanes—1 say, walt n the matte ‘ haven't yo fats co At t ‘ { Walter—Yeanir, and they're ancom AS aay Padense re 2 rmed by the ¢ on ¢ expect on vata yor ronald jactaren. of “Under § PHS ea ani Ga xt Y enon] to-day, w a eone mien awe ay oF The Secrets of Beauty Revealed for ; apa nsdecase rau deus Holla Marlowes company, were wed Inet Evening World Readers by an Expert. eae CHANGE. December, since when the couple have | jew York and t Iphia. not met until this week, Mr and Mre | Totion for Pimples, In there nolremedy this?) Canlaothin an | Macharen were together in Miss Mar-| Dear Mr Aver ey fam troubled with smal! pimples under the skin (not ex- lowe's company for three years prio! thelr marriage. They are now cnjoying| Actly red) in a form of rash, and at times they form quite « t belated honeymoon in this city, the} #0Fe, heavy gathering, mostiy nround the chin. Ihave been bride appearing in Harlem every even. | taking a tonte for some time, but it does no good. 1 use hot Is there to be no escape fre figurement, and 1s there still is New York In looks to vir cago and Philadelphia a That is what hurts ing and the bridegroom in Willamaburg. | Water and face brush every night with cast Mr. MacLaren is a rel of Thsnep | hicawo. Mra. Mac years Tam afrald the caatile soap has irritated yo the past year or two T have tested insum to find each one irritating. Ino ton arene law RDON, MacLaren, 0 father was f er advise the yer in Lima. |woap. If you will send me your perronal address I will give unseemly unab} . “ a ; x P a you further information on this point 1 wal eta sing DEWEY SOUVENIRS. Try this lotien for the pimples, for I give you -« of Buck 06 ‘Two interesting souve from Aa-| formula Carbolte acid, 15 dro} miral Dewey's fingship just been placed in the ‘ PILLS FOR MORAL ss Dr. Groszman, in his add w Yor) t pled by the offices of the Mothers’ Club, brini \ m SE ea : 1 mal { th ¢ Attson—Look at old Sharpers, for » Dear Mrs Aye lennium, He maintains tha r Ff ached to the stem of ai noe! ago be was in Vihat will whiten the hands and neck? Al*eo what Is the purely from physical allm hat ay the et Since then he has made a] Olympta when ely . latest mode of wearing the for a girl of fifteen?) How ng 5 foot Gin TWO OL e lotion for per {s entirely the result habit of telling les springs s The first effect of these statem one of amazement at the numb in the world who must suffer from weakness of and stomach, But a little reflection brings out the wrtsighted eyes which was attached to the mer S$] tne scroll, bearing 3] were remoyel to make room for more from a poor the almond and #1 elaborate ornaments: White wax nts upon ? ounel nacets 1s: glycerine, 4 fluid drams; tannin, 9 grains; alcohol, 1 fluid ounce; rose J water, 21-2 fuld ounces, Mix and dixsolve nly to the night and morning - Lotion for Hands and Neck, nsuape: { 8 drops from fire and beat LETTERS — FROM THE PEOPLE ON VARIOUS ‘TOPICS. | ise er at oe ee mul possibilities of Dr. Groszman's theory 1 startling significa w ' multit Cloned Ss y for Shoem kK uratnw a nau ating the flesh of the: abstain for a the benefite boy in handed his When bossem aes | OF cone, If you ar she wind and mun of flocking to the opticians to es for thelr te ee . A f Ble oben w ters a i eA Hie Nie aa ee emt pander a et A irl of fifteen should. w > balr either braided ana pers and to the drug stores to purchase pills for their | cre 5 RENTS WEES Heme MEA iborinotl vai RSMEAUGA oven Gis aie Grees ait chavpauipars |/bay. BE right to wuawer back ted at the back or with a pompadour and braid. If your mendacity. pure 4B we for * f road “ ‘ ) the stook yard, ‘tating « I haven't eaten rah dkad Sie) eRe treaty M. Hee Hake en ale * sat tt bralal The | ed corition. pre- an ounce of beef for nearly two yearn « frigh epee our iens 1reaulke Ser enaG yinec snd) elaR. | Work ve ment of wople to eat When we and wouldn't now were it two ceate a Miclent F! with great simplicity: and all their jik, from being practioal aciences will be \ os may be is flesh we also get that, bound MARY SCOTT ROV . | Tu the Wiltor of The BD —_---- come abstract arte and before long will Join the statnin t ne wild» ha th use of #0 much Luckte Mee Hoy 1 wis passing thr wntawn u at te the ca eee pine ST eueD 8 ae com.| ONE OF TOM REED’S RETORTS, nd the tinting of role in the obliiy war 1 land To the Btkor of The Bvening . gigane a goer obi me tle ie igop tian cLthe : DESURATTERGOS ‘sume time age there appeared in your ing from a window of a six build- > matter whe you may way.” di ‘ Jost arts, Then the earth will become a fauitless plan i | tus fied y | Babeock, Wieonsin, to Chairman fs wr the 4° three years ag ‘ Joya of Vewetarianiom. paper a letter from a “Duane Street Ing and went to the Are-house to notity 5 uenpaniantslel||isearch for some mare: inte . ty if the ox sould oF The Ryening Workt Nerchant’ denouncing office boys. I for the firemen, Two young men in blue) and Means Committee, when tr Baboock propo- fing orb to which to emigrate . opu- 11 could, ‘Tom: my cil-timed editorial, "A Possible, one score this. In the first place there shirts, without hats or coats, ran to the sition to put all steel products on the free lat, “I am right, boys like place. Reaching there the fremen threw fand 1 know {. and when a man tv iu the right he ts in the we in i a et ime it are who treat thelr is hn oe ee nae dieing! toga: put girls to bows them and have |Oul of the window lots of buening ma-| majority.” “Just 90.” reviled Payne, “hut you remember Getting On (heap—Atier all, it does not cost John Bull t no doubt would be ver uch pounds heavier and should) with popular approval, judging | doy much more to carry on a Boer war than it costa Brother surprised to find we have #0 many |[ had have lett me. [from {tn twing reprinted by many con-|every one, from the’ porter to the bons [ceria Rags teanalulnee vote teen hope ah 288 Dyer beat Mra ae Menta aU thalaeeent onan f Jonathan to pay the pensions of a war which ended | beautiful American girls. These gentle- | fathers ate wax all right, as thelr oxen |temporaries, If 9 per cent, of the meat-| himself, omering them about all day | your paper will be successful in| ad oe hsv being counted.’ "—Laslle's Weekly. Lad ‘thirty-seven years ago. men will please remember that the girls|were peta. But the people of al! na-|eativg people of the United States would] long. Then at the eae) of the week the | tho time the fremen want. yotes ? arants are health much better 4 am twenty-five fees Se ee eee Oe