The evening world. Newspaper, April 14, 1902, Page 6

a hee ase aceddy che otal. in, -s ‘s4be WeUsrdin s f DOVBLE 4 FAGE. | Sie ce eveGhe Puss vy the Press Publis Park Row, ew York at New York as Se “VOLUME 42 z B46 THE OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK. To-day begins the ninth week p the murder of James McAuliffe. and the New York public will look with ‘ Attorney Jerome ts going to justicr. o he continue his am ordinary investigation of the case? W here to his “accident” theo: Will he discredit edical estimony of violence? Will he ignore the Magistrate testimony az to the dummy McAuliffe? Wil at the witnesses, assai! their character, doubt thetr cred bility and reject their identifications? Will he avoid t plain and direct road to a G estigation try to lose the case in the tortuous windings of far “John Doe" proceedings? Will he disregard that untted opinion of press and people which agrees in asserting that the case {s one which calls for prosecntion? Will he ignore the !ega! opinion that a clear case of man- 7 Or will slaughter has been made out by the evidence be only prove that he {s an vnfit person to have charge of the case and that the Governor should put ft in other] hands? This will be a very interesting week for Distric Attorney Jerome. Beigtum'’s Troub! very dadly, but ¢ of the people with of the present distu ance that the system into a farce by the eountry ts not gov THE SUNDAY Possibly the baker enforcement of the Suniay Ph increase in the consumption of sandwiches yesterday wa euch as to use up the output of many Mr Jerome's figures of a few weeks ago put the number of habitual Sabbath imbibers at each drink would meke inroals of loaves. Tho Swiss cheese, ham ispused of at the same time inust alone prectable {nfuence on th> market It was the closest Sunday moe Beigtum <The joker of plur iu med by tte SANDWICH. is not complaining of the stricter | enormous cine law 100,000, A sandwich for on a formidable stack butter and mustard have had an ap- there in many years, but was no occasion for any une to go dry who possessed the price of a drink. The only difference was that the drinker's money went to the men whe pay the excise assessment levied for a hotel iicense The sale of liquor went on just the same, tut the |{ttle fellows the saloon-keepers and the small restaurant! men — ot no share of it. The conservation of of the com munity was limited strictly to th “Oh, for a forty-parson power to chant thy praise, Uypoerisy'"* The Dangers of Drink. ” * af . al though dranke ‘ . fortable hon * t w ow . to the corner salu rt at Juat put yourne , na talk before the . b we only had more Rainsfords among ATTAC KING AN TRUST. It 1s reported in Kansas City that the President line @eclared war on the Beef Trust. ‘The Federal District Attorney has been {nstructed to begin proceedings to dis- solve the Trust and to tndict |te member The Federal Grand Jury, before whom the matter will be will meet this week Te would be unwise to indulge tn premature refotcing over this attack on the octopus There is no reason to @mpect that President Roosevelt will succeet where ull Previous attempts have faile!. If the Beef Trust were a saloon guilty of remaining open on Sunday. or a poor Gelicatessen shop guilty of sipplying Sunday food to east aide tenement dweller, we can imagine the sudden rush | and restetiess force with which President Roosevelt! would attack and overthrow !t But a Beef Trust is another sto President Roose velt’s record as a trust-emasher is yet to be made. There bes been no decline in the market quotations of trust presented i stocks since he came to the White House Atte, but It Coumts—Among reform aiministrat economies thet saving of fa yea the portage Clty Record is not to be forgotten The Rex at mecond-class rat EGO-SHAPED ALTOMOBILES. France, home of automobile inventive genius and wource of “White Ghosts" and “Red Rattlers.’ has sur- paseed itself !n producing an egg-shaped auto, which yesterday made a mile in forty-five seconds. This new machine quite outclasses a)! other space-annthilating pri vate locomotives, It will come hich—probabiy $25,000 or so—but some American mille: ¢ must have it ad within a few months, as the “Blue Racer,” the "Yellow Peril” or what not, !t will be puffing stertorously along park roads hereabouts and ributing coroner's cases. The hapless pedestrians who are destined to yield up their lives before this egg-shaped Juggernaut wi mourning friends and reiatives the satisfact Ing that ther exit was expedited affords in the way of man-killing automobiles will perpetuate thelr na: hat of the fonaire who sends Possibly the themeclves, |f given time to think the matter ow exprees a preference for a slick and shiny miliionaire’« mecbine over an antijuaied and ponderous puble cat a mar Knowing that he was about to die of apoplexy | A restaurant would probably prefer the Waldorf to Beet- steak Joe's as the scene of the stroke. ‘The original automobiles were broad of beam The | egg-shape is a step in the evolution which may soon give | con’ of ‘ts quota leave of know best th arket Fame mill vi pais we @ razor-edged prow of the most approved warship | we waatile President Madley.— President HH dley, of Yale. Who recently advised that trust promoters should. bel Oatracized, has shown that he is not costinate jr * Opinions by declaring that for the purposes of a / | on the question, “Resolved, That the modern trust in a 3 to our country’ welfare.” the newative ems him the better side, It Is always interesting to now | Our great college presidents stand on the trust ques- debate Peeae eebe Pirern e c ) HOdaD “< Ghe Funny JS ide oF Life. w@ POETS TO THE COUNTRY’S RESCUE. JOKES OF OUROWN {BORROWED JOKES. ' } s OL EXCUSE ; MONOCHROMATIC. Now e pas nen ° { = Brown her tore $ #19 GREATEST sy } =e y } (RAINES WOULD OLE EE Pits ‘ EA —_—_—— i POEM NOT THE USUAL WAY. a -— & to marry the girl who : { By Dairvon Think of ttt i { A Most men marry a aot er work for him after-@ es . ? adelphia Bulletin "4 : Vo OPES: DUOR. 70 HOLD HIM. rs % St hea . ks ‘ “Have you lived here long? he asked erie me jater he couldn't think of auy-? say > ne indignant lady who é was keeping her grown-up daughter in short dresses answered, “as if I could have lived anywhere eo very, very long?"—Chicago Tribune. UTTLE BACECHES~ o ¥ NAMED. »mpored bh wssuges In PLAN. Ive Me 13 PRIVATE all it a) ‘Spring nk of mar- POEMS & PEM SIONS| ae You wait Paunoue 2 OF HIM s— of his own! never do The hero “Excuse MEL planned ac JNA WARE, Tm Too) ng you 1 pro- Pass. Poosevect-1 MEver Tuan APORD FROM THE MITCHE TY 00K. . k 4 soon Tve 0 DORR A FEW }QLO TOTAKE posed to tet net for bullding ° CHAHCES OM * ny fortune out '> your father. Chicago } YOUR POETRY, News 3 : NOT So STUPID. * rh conte tires : 5 smployer—L discharged my former foot- in because I discovered that he was it Is nking my Wines an aking 5 Is re cigars. rt ‘ Footman—You ed have no fear on’? that score with me, str; I warrant you [ won't discover me doing -Heltere ¢ ' 4 Weit * ate poets poet THE COOK LADY'S FAVORITE. | | iy cin con Mr Hauskeep—Here's the roast beef? | “a iz: couked to death again. = have !t rare? we Mrs. Hauskes>—1 ; 4 policeman on this £ 3 ‘ ‘ * = | ne —Mhlladelphia J tteat = Sahat thei bie anit ; SERIOUS OBJECTIONS. p ‘ ' ea da But wouldn't you 4 chance : Ace up and become nus?" asked : No pont son of t . 7 ak if me ed the knight : ite ain't nothin’ but at dat a] ow de bub- + ° aa Rrooklyn. | The other started determine! ¢ perish tgno Mise Reed broken bon Joup ¢ fo lwls je wonp to t News. ers wot ter ble. See? Chicago <b 8-8 Rep 1. } SOMERODIES. Ne WASHINGTON AND LET a Oo Aye &, Gs en Age of Pe pek F nee Platt and £ And Deacon Ware nray hand out "VERY. STUDIOUS. try has struc Sphere at last Sout instead of poverty’s keen bast. fing merry rhymes midst partisan dissensic Poems when he runs short of Pensions. FOOTLIGHTS. leading woma: © automod me ns tone 10 STUBBLE, the all ST inithi theat nquer r ewe Inge smash e given t the brain. | Indy with the in Brooklyn, has week as Esmer Misa Curtain fe which goes Im: | teh keeping sis a pretty aw Isabelle mblane « ompany me wistithe lr SHAH n ‘ e r lensed er eomps bein rs advantage to make ay the ‘The latest in reeant to Ada Rehan is| \LPH—ot Soy that this actress wil) be ext se r t een atization ree Mere ; : u f the Crossways lege A \matized Mr. Mere bs 1 for Minx an, it te said A Di AM han give rie Mine Mie Alive fa an ene, . We sha probalsl the oppor- " : rs vai » it of segin 1 7 over here = Hair Brush (looking into mirrori— | ext eengon, iit not with Recrbonm My gracious! 1 need « suave 2 | enon NAT NG Barrbon mn as H arles Pro} the Amer- TO HER : SENSITIVE. : rights to this play. ‘ 3 : + Hudson Theatre is going to ma- ' aes : z we all right. Henry B. Harris does 1 saline * omind. He te by s from the wort ° and when he decides on a project : Y |pomething’s bound to happen. The Hud- ipl : 5. Jeon will be on We vrtyefifth street ra « : i Gnd already the ate in that netghborhood | ¢ 1 her ‘ « full of fying bricks, am the work of . : ting the old Datidings to mak ; pom for e new fe pre ve mM: | jy JAN IRDON erheriter can : a ' ; | DANISH _MORMONS. or i | A good many Danes have become : | Mormons in recent years, and Denmark Syren nial [is now regarded as a most promising mlita’ 1 i for mission work on behalf of the saya the Pitteburg Uispateh nd a publ shing how ‘faiso to found « tem? parent tabernacle in I can't stand cigarette smoke. FROM THE PEOPLE ON Lak ing collected In the C VARIOUS TOPICS. nlted § LETTERS - Wonkdn't Give Up. thers I'd have you ut "LY trains bes goods game on Broadway to-;0Mee boys are treated. { don't mean t - S aml 9 A.M. are! day as suc as ever. A frlend the overwork and unkindnesa that are w ene Tha # the one that Is "It,"* wake girle who. when/of mine was bu 1 a very gentic- | lavished ofa little boy who ought to be . u UEk his irl, lost recely wages, bring them|maniy manner My friend ts a Japanese | still in some primary school, But I re~ som t pend them 6n dress, gentleman, put, according to his story, fer to the language that is used in their Re he adhered to the ser fe the girls that attend the college |] think they would have had no trouble resence, tho lying excuses they are Jare often giris whose parents can well in selilig a lW-cunt plese of gluse to Mr. | forced to give at the door to visitors ; clove to bin wife: left poor dad in| a {rea them well and keep them) M. (lam or any one else for $15, an they | thele employer does not want to # Chia yey thac) did to my friend. My friend thinks and the Inali they Into business A there Wag oniy one in the game, Dut 1 At an age when their tender Mrothers, | Yes, ( F ine there were OTe, hie bys is mare beltix ped for life th + the sitar of The tyen oe Some. when 8 Judge vf diamonds would never have fre taught to. il ht that strict All the world loves a For this Girls va. Norm jal homely: Ain ‘ial paseo, (ie plee Rai eta 0, Sr, probity is eh nd that pro- fanity je used cons ®) wrong. At ought to be taken up by ome reformer. It ts surely a Fans, orthy subject for reform nm the footlon, Of grown men tof spend thelr morehrus PATEON BBLLSTONE. ause shal his mother and cle b A poem in ynur paper | which of the three litte brothers was really “iu” a man Gold Brick ¢ su) Raa M. Clam tor "the game. To the Raitor of The World WWsTTee 1a ka Mimcunsed | sorbed the homeliness uf the girls that| In reply to ‘Mr. M. Clam,” who ask | TT OMce Boys. Wandeeeltt rida on the 'L” trains and the good |if bunco games have died out in New| To the biitor of The Evesing Worl looks af the Normals College girls, The} York, I wiah to say that the Green| I want to protest against the way father and) to the Haier of Tae Rvening World Sins C wife.” &o.,| Thore appeared a letter which de- Ave eS WW TEIN ONT Gr WY OIRILIDS . 89896-0095 5.606 t THE APRIL GIRL "Twixt Smiles and Tears. ° POHERODHTIG BBs +e SOOT? Now cometh April—through the rain » y peers, : Conquetting, with her glances vain, ‘Twixt © One day she w And next, the Jai Gives us, with glory of the morn, The April maid 4 tears. yle forlorn; sin st The April maiden has no teare— They're not worth while cloud of doubts and fears, smile : tears must b 2 mart 3 4 ears to smiles—this maid 3 a Of merry heart GET-A-SEAT SYSTEM, The Only Infallible Method Involves Careful Study of the Fiftieth-Street Face. (From the Diary of Henry Standup.) April B—I met he-who-always-geta-n-seat Wiseman to- day. He got off the 12" train at Warre I was wht Harlemitos behind him, but fr ved them aside T caught up with jim a block from the station. With the courage born of espair I tapped him ot the back. He turned You are a fraud!’ T cried. “1 tried 9 syetem of getting a neat it doesn't worl ceived me He grinned tt the exasperating prin of the mar who had gat all the wntown fr vinth street while yours always b et t “Tell me your ' y must have kn herded had to stand in times gone | the torture Haye compasston ‘tf T told you tell cariness, of day after day being ein cars he satd cr Others would | knew, then f would have to stand again. f T vowed ne T swore by the certa arriving 1 we nor red h language © aK his secret At last 1 told ye Allie! ‘1 Noukediat (the feet to ses who\wal koing to get Tt was not t I look at the faces. 11 alwaya work 1 was deter t i Whole secret But faces? ¢ tet bya man's t off He nodde "You certainty can. he sald Cortlandt street has a dilfer ff at Houaton y. street fave when rar tilt When Fiftteth do face T, too, stall always get ao WILLIAM JOHNSTON, HARRIET HUBBARD AYER The Secrets of Beauty Revealed for Evening World Readers by an Expert. To Correct Outstanding Ears. Dear Moe Aver My ear stand out very much from my head Will you kindly advise what to do? Alen kindl a remedy for freckles on A little boy's face Teen You can get an ear cip at one of the department stores which will correct the distorted vars I give you the lotton for freckles as you request, but ¥ should advise you not to tse it on a ehtid'a face Time enough to begin to worry with skin ty of the freckle sort years later. Let the little one enjoy life while he may. for Freckles.—Bichloride of mercury, In coat 2 grains:extract ©* witch hazel.2 ounces; rome water, 2 ounces. Agitate until the mercury in Mop over | the freckles night and morning. HRichloride of mercury ts, as you know, a dangerous poison, and while entirely proper to use am directed, should be kest out of the way of chiléres and ignorant persone Some Blackhend 1 jons, Dear Mra. Aver ' Ihave a rew heads at the end of my nose and wontd | lke to wet rid of them. [am rather dark, but my { is very clear. MAR } Try one of these remedies: Cure for Blackheads, > ) Pure brandy, 2 ounces; cologne, 1 ounce; Hquor of potassa, | l-2ounce. Apply at night, after washing the face thoroughly | with soap and warm water i Cure for Blackhes ntment), No, 2—Salleyite acid, 54) grams; lard or vaseline, 50 grams. ‘The substances are thor- oughly blended by st! ng or beating. Apply at night and wash off in the morning with warm water If the treatment in etther ¢ cold cream. and a pure soap, makes the face sore apply PRICELESS LAND IN TEXAS, Judging from a recent report cf a sale of off lands ¢ Beaumont, Tex., suya Weekly. real emtate tn th. lively and progresatve commonwealth is rieing to a value that casts even corner lots in Now York into umbrageoug obscurity. The reports sperk of a parcel in the rection named gold at the rate of $1,299.00 an acre, ‘This samo land could have been bougat, it is setd, before the off strike, for HO per acre. The popular lecturer who discourses on “aeres of diamonds" might change his theme now to cond ery Texas" wee nual it casein ape and coerce: