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THE WORLD: SATURDAY EVENING, APRIL 12, 1902. © JIB WI INUUNG _ DOUBLE PAGE. CADIS DSOG44 SAY OUSIL IDS 0206.000000004000-4- SALGAGOLDIDIEALD ID 2-DRDODEOS04 04954369990 O96O00F 050500000008 0208 TO958O | GRadeoT IDET ORE SERIE E RORES 20008 e @ ° 4 << Ghe Funny Side o ife iff Whe Fenntenenes aun, e ? THE TRAIN-CATCHER’ $ Published by the Press Publishing Company, 5 e1e ATCHER'S PLAINT. 4 Park Row, New York. Ent t the Post-Omfice “4 ©) J ‘Twas on the train that » a have reached New % at New York as Second-Class Mat! Matter. : 21% York at half past nine, & oie a tN = ‘. + | And full the smoker was of rolka who |: » VOLUME 42...... No, 14,844. |: JOKES OF OLROWN: BORROWED JOKES. :|: fail bike who in the suburbs pe : = Z| Folks who prove daily that the Mud is Mightier ; WHAT JEROME 1S DOING. : ran Ten oun Kiiode as aoe o\¢ than the Shine % peaine tt } 3 z aie ailately: leet ‘The wagon sticks {ts tongue o: “|? « District-Attorney Jerome, while professing th mailto Kenta ' : When the wood beg! fh OY a irrice Bad won| the: Great fs not “stuck on his o opinion,” pers ; alah Ia a ita Ge And the bell r: ral ee La Mower Race, eertion, “I have not changed my mind on the Me | 2%! a AB When the bed stands on itshead; 3 | Te fan seliten sok had kept for thres successive $ ‘Aullffe: case. the man eame to hfs oan 4 1 ‘The table tries to cross its legs, Ole Ana Tre saath Daas 3 2 ook ‘ : as Thetearbaleivareina=: P And all wore (forward of thelr ears) the sad Com. © cidentalls a : Ms! Meanwhile the new potato bebe) BO 3 c rious and admitted evils of po , “eves HeSsorm Oe che ch Jerome toe Gene See OO er But one man, next the whist crowd, bowed his heaa lice corruption was the chief iss which Jeron crate New Ori tipon| his |kiee, $ defeated Unger. But if Unger had been jas A Vestmi: HIS OBSERVATION. And ever and anon he screeched aloud in misery. = Tammany District-Attorney what more efficient wer co me 2 Tom—They say Mise Western ts ag |g TH a eenet Sat: te) catiee ot 61} tikes 2 vice than this could he render to the cause of poltr Beale aereial beautiful chorsebacks? rider: || Bha never $ $ erie might be 3 Gppression and blackmal The sub- uses a anddle, O|> .. ee a aialiace o gorruption. opp : Littna cael onthe ean = jack—Yes, and she's a deautiful bare- 7.) & “7 came to town to-day,” he moaned, “to buy things @ viency of Gardiner to Tammany was on h CER" EXPERIENCE, rs for my wife bo serviency i tT 2 SSRIS back dancer, too. Did you see her at the | 3 wy ge q e abuses which led to the revolt against Tam nen all your club eprees pall last night?—Chicago News. # |, T've lost ner memorandum. and with woe my brain to Its overthrow, but !t was not he power of Gardi- Pa Je rife, Bcitaatany as ett aiy jerome ie. help= because they're usualy SCIENCE AND METAPHOR. @/2 For Hreanit recall @ single thing it eaid to save my fae ae Mela titude in the McAuliffe case. With Gar- as = “I hear they are going to have a con- $| > Ing it by hi wt i it the St. Louts Exposition that 5 te diner subserviency to Tammany Was loyalty to bis or THE rrorosa: Asal It possible to give the viaitors®| 2 “But tf you lost the list why didn't you chase home ei , With Jerome as a screen and protector to; you wouldn't take fo eee aE hecaiNe: . & eine me a t ° hasan: astoner Partridge admits “Pickles! Don't you delleve tt. That's > And get another But the victim's tears afresh did “The System.” which Commissioner ridg e gave me a chance to hota iv=chicage ec ratn. zg 4 fs still controlled by Deve n, the whole programme | , -— 2 eae bat ° “Why, can't you mee. tf I'd done that, I'@ sure have of police reform ix betrayed in the house of its friends. ° 10 UNPLEASANT MEMORIE: e, en Fein cea ts g The aupremacy of “The System” {s strengthe! i And so you are James Brown, A. P. TERHUNB 3 . tha | Rrown,”” marvelled the supposed antagonists more firmly than 6 been by any of its avowed supporter If the { uunt rr en that will not he most pa teken cours | b vo a A Great Qaestio settled are x4 es NY at an a longer re | Aa anil t f ty and pte ts aw h everybody s food won't a PERFORMANCE. ction with the first | PROMISE AND The bond issues proposed in ¢ Dudget of the reform administration are ai onne LD SIM enong Y C rand 1 Are Skinner wuz tst t hurt you 4 5 ; i sigh “but na hola that ag season for ail mothe; MENT. who had not yet touched her son, T kn fend of ne family my boy; he was a lawyer. * admitted the son T don’t think you ough’ him."—Boston Post. father well 1 now HIGHROADS y x ® * j%® TO HAPPINESS. By GRACE DUFFIE BOYLAN. FOR HER SAKE. “What are you erying for who stood, switeh hand, but lgtle Boobte, a it's goin’ sobbed i how t Post “Because,” kin” Roston ¥ X.—The Habit of Thinking Well of People. a (Copyright, 1902. by Grace Dome Borlan) : | T Is 90 easy to be kind I wonder we are not bubbling ovet MASTER OF THE HOUSE. -Why do you suppose they Meek Bass with good-will toward everybody The people who make up our lttle world are not answernble to us for what all the employment agencies bureaus? fs Pk one’ ath @ Witt Ie) worse, SUNEY ERED! | Sebort Mr. Bacon—Hecause a fellow can never 2 | they to, A great waste of tir y for ue to take: one’s breath the total ot the-tax- (33 at ing flash wou TAU RRELH OL CATIIA inl onelsliavepe to concern ourselves in affat t when we enough to ince one’s money away —th : es day in Philade Yonersi Bialeswas can perform neigh: em payers’ money thus levied on amountin 0,000,000. | tome There 13 no need a flok of frightened ‘As the ordinary Wudget will certainly amount to not | > Poor WOMAN. | pigeons when the some dooryard $100,000.00, Comptroller Grout ts perfectly | + FEE PINST INSTANGR She—Doesu't smoking make you ner- «| hear, The m ad to that, with less than p ; ie ada as esky cust | more of pity ¢ It is not m mat- correctitajenying) that: “including: ese 70h were | eehe found her He-No My smoking tn the parlor {| ter for our stern the real budget of the f all the den Jrrewn woman a eems to make my wife nervous— yp! pupae ret have we to blame when a roan falls Ergon hs each $150,000,000 ong t Somerville Journa place of honor? When a woman has made a sorrow-filled alles Bem, oe ipendous extr ay = — mistake? It tn a time to fll! the ways with roses and not As an offset to this stupendous exti a] ‘ EMER 5 i 5 : xrrry. thorns for thetr poor fret to trend on Sin Urings its own shocking and {nexcurable violation of ¢ aa : “LT hope you try to be a good iittle [cuneate ‘ ns tion pledge, the salary reductions, it is hoper a Vay a girl, Kitty.’ >| man new h tention of deceiving the woman amount to $460,000 Lesa sanguine estimates plree | + ¢ es he “Yes, sir. Sometimes I think I enjoy } who loved him regarc Ile was Just an ordinary, th 250,000, The Board of Edueatio to wre ¢UThat may a goin’ to church ‘most as much as 1 dog,| Mo-account sort of @ person and ad her g0. But who Ta Gis quent ofthe lannace caer toviay. | FAMOUS of mel Ehoclateereama."—Chicago Tribune. —B/ ever Gard of moran of he 00 baling ny such sate w Ye question «| e janitors’ §: tea to-day |. © | ment as th She hat acer * ind inciat ¢ Par Uste ANG | desea bebe P4-F-8G9994-09:5-2-98-849-9999 | Jay. go she at once {dealize! him Into a hero of chivalry, « er all the denuncietions of Tammany waste anu | fs erin ey : 446004 ay, #0 sh © ero of chivalry, oid Jest promises. of renchment : Oh, Santy. Santy-Dumont, if you want to make a hit with us = ——j} champion of the weak a iptexs, robbery and pre-election prom : eee ee Fill your alrship full of customs men (they don't cut ice a bit with us), yi ane |e knee he wan fh 1 sometimes admitted tt. But much a budget is not only a disappointment to The), Sail far above the ocean with those Custom-House Inspectors, ee i after awhile he began to share her admiration for his quail public but a eelf-stultification to the reform adminis: ) SOMEBODIES. And drop them gently overboard, oh Chief of Sky Directors! FOOTLIGHTS. tles and finally concluded to let her love him ti dmisaion of fraudulent pretense in secure | ‘ She had a little money, and when they were married they tration, an admics) BROMLEY, GEORGE—the author and | ¢ eee ~ Bruce McRae has been re-engaged OY! went to the Pacific coast and invested it in a eaw mill ant ing an election | plonve y n Fr NOT A PLEASANT ON Julla Marlowe for next season. Mr Me-) segan the manufacture of berry crates and frult boxes, They It will not do. The Dudget {nereases tt | + elhty-fieth bl Rae ts 0: the beet of leading men.| 1 \Sa in a two-roomed c oni thalaloperet ral nul anal el jected. The campaign promises must be afi and can ‘T love you" more convine-| woman would not have traded it a manajon in heaven 7 z LARKE, J. DP the newly elected Sen- | 3 ingly than a Fiactoe igs ite baeitiaat | She sang at her work all and swept ami garntened the s P ess of} ator fr Arkansas, has served as|‘* Lexi Mate at "Sale to hear Mr. Me-| little home for the delieht who shared {t, as 6 Gifts with # String to Them. | 1+ 5 e J legislator (ie and G : Dram nvenes fy ki niklaiorords) priestess scatters rushes and kled mint before 4 the besevolent millionaires t mire a large , Ne PRO laren Ra hae) three Pagan god. She sang tke a New and thrush i . fs baled t aaNet f jome sylabie each, Ive just hevin ‘agan 6 fang Nu (eal ent pele Salina 1 rn WIGARFIELD, JAMES R : | a br times fe heard her: from the milla fon itself o “IT must be a pretty wnt sort of a Prewtde as) . Sharles Ho Jor George | hie? Ls Bs way and A a sea 5 i . parleng ee vonea (ene stance 3 ny men who make their wives so h militon in C PP bis 4 Ades 0 The 8 nof Sulu,” wa: Ay belleved it and she belleved tt » what wer John D1 { 1 ee nerS is ko successful tn his undertaking aa to| And he believed it ari c peers other contributors ts 2 # Just dies JA)| | winihesttott: thanks plus'a: petr/of alas) cneiday he was caught Ina 4 when the faction w r if agers of the | mond aleave buttons from Mr, Ade. | i sorlehash ; of the benefac My ‘ sae es lyre. x ' broth law of Harry | Workmen got him out Ukely to be - tributions are jar i e e ® AD WarIeA) Ail i Ki Soakem—I tink dat planner [ | Mr. Jones ts a brothee-tn-la ‘Y | helpless as long as he | on a brave face, ; = MEAG Sous) np \: apleler hag a big wad of mun in lls |Corson Clarke | Tis wife te the Only tng sou may be mure It was » withal, and loving, 5 , 7 2 : pocket. Ie hati a full house diss | tausiter of Adete clarke, She arranged to carry on t t A ROUND-LP OF TRUANTS. MRS il evenin’ an’ I'll Just take ites Rereneaee to in| The mill had all thelr money, and it needed a keen and ‘Twenty-four emen, two precinct de-| em Mare own from de poor, weak cuss pthc ORR APREAIT whion aaa 1 | energetic di Vedi Nereeit-canantelaei batts ives an ‘entral railway sleuth, all} as br | sinbeliee sal hese es ~ that, and after s fl the plensantest window with fect ; | x caliat Watlack's, been engaged by | fawers and blinds and draw a ore he coulé ander the competent Ot ira A) | f Rouma “a [ai Sothern for his tour next eeas0n. | 1A5 jong looks acrose the lovely: land as tar as the bending | the truant catcher, rounded roo of absentee wed w (WW és Me Wiriant ia am actor of experience (heavens, she ran back and forth and attended to makine echoolboys yesterday. The attach party ay in am- | pi : senna Bath | boxes tn one place and comforting a heart In anuther, ané bush in the railroad cut below 1 Fort Washing: | ! é' CAN een eee [carried both along to an unquall ccess ton and nabbed the youngst ey were passin 8 3 | Dring De Woite. ater-in-'aw of | Then the seasons # And the man, suffering no pain Kz ' rd SmG -t Elsie De Wolfe, hi nen well content ambt wae tot Im East north to fresh fields and pasty naw on| a \frelet n London, was a igaget by David Belas © gossip | specialist, and w he mur 1 train. The boys were 1 rer Caprured, (6 undred pieces ; 24s tt that the two ladies do not speak I'm all right as Dam! Don't bother your ttle head about yond i lay aa they pass by. Perhaps this Miss De | me.” she gazed at him 1 adoring eves whispering of hip Just beyond the hil bs 10s 1 presip Wolfe ¢ will have to And she !s looking at him and whispering the truants’ Italy. where cope « emt © keep outdresses her sis as please God she may \ the very The policemen appear to lave had sf ' i af A Message from Mar's. end—from the far helghts When a 200-pound patrolman goes in sult of a | WOLSELI 1Dow SRR ge ~ = , Nien table oe: i t rik CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE FOR HIM. Cora Tan it quite profitabl Kentucky colt. But mil Apr * gold-s | ‘ (Meacs ih qi) [this season, Mise Tanner has her own . commanding officer, pen n Ma Kot | pretty home tn Flushing and acts when 1 ‘ ———— th int moves do why he finds an . glass, directed the ——__ ccgamenchtn ion’ aidicaiottan patel Advice That Has Been Asked at either end of FAIRY TALES | Miss Tanner appeared in “Lady Mar-| For by Perplexed Lovers. Then one ¢ [Rare at the Bijou during the rua of Ay ct ; i other drove 4 * to Ike the dear .| that plese and wore some stunning} I isl foriami isi anetiens: Thus hemmed ree PIM OLS RAGES |mowns She will be ven next week at/Orr Me Are , . ‘ we knew eer j Wallack's in ‘Nhe Last Appeal." Leo] 1 have been keeping company with 5 lady stnee surrendered, ‘Ther Diiehaelatecace aay early last summer. She has treated ime faithfully and re to fourteen, snd f | JANE GORDON. | turned my love till lately Now ea from me, doce not Rrailtal Kitehen. thelr thonie ie answer my letters and tries to avoid me Will you kindly ‘The Blusive tu a] JUN) ’ jate the speed ‘ emembe it ts easier to ot t ateh up ANOTHER POLT IN OFFICE, 4 Secretary Hay’s eminence as laureate of officia 7 Washington will be endangered by the appointment of “ Eugene F. Ware as Commissioner of Pensions. Mr Ware's celebrated “washerwoman’s song.” relating how ) 3 the suda and in the soup Worked @ woman full of hope some of them good things? : compares favorably with Mr. Hays fervid verse about 1 I me appetite” dim Bludsoe, the river pilot, who declared ee Hold her nozzle agin that he would | the bank Thomas G.s query a® After transposing and uniting it reads: BILLY In answer to Ce erie icnd to critte [O84 eee for yourselves, [by the Army Stust De Reorganized.—in his testimony |e ee eee ane coe an time Dart) equale 38 foot eh OP MG RFOKET | cise the girla on the “L" trains All| Metormen's Long Hou a proposed reorga: y, Lieut,-Gen, | Vole be SL POIR WAR Rowe “<< |women are deautiful, more or leas. Baitor of The Evening World i eecas nigation of the army, Licut--Gen. | the top atrikes the ground forty feet Belated Expre: re | |If the "L" train contingent are @o in from the base while the other end rests To the Baltor of The Even! a lesser degree it is perhaps no fault on the top of the stump, I should say I travel on the Ninth Avenue “L’' ex-|o¢ theirs, But for real beauty observe that the broken part would measure 68 presse trains. In the mornings 1 often| domestic servants of this city. Ser- Spot and the stump 4i feet. Draw the jiet a Ninth avenue jocal ao by, because! venta, M you will, but— Do vou a@ Seeing #0 much about hours for the working paople, I would like to draw your attention to the street railroad men. I am a motorman, and positively way there ecldom was nor is cow. at the Bet testified that it was absolutely necessary be- y the President and Gen. Miles do not speak to each or. It te: to reorganize an army than to recon- men, : « |clean and free from grit or flue, saye ON VARIOUS TOPICS, — Till the last galoot’s ashore. Gent's advisers {!s Senator Lodge, whose authorship Tuns to prose and wil! preserve an even balance with the | vt nwt figure he whape of a angle trie the time table waye an exoress s aus mire dainty girls, buxom girls, willowy ¥ ey eH | Me Angle, the base being 4 t tn one minute, Frequently 1 have the girls, tall girls or short girls? They poets. In popular esteem, however, Mr. Ware, with his! ate one potenuse x, and the altitude 10 pleature waiting five or six minutes are all here, in any shade, in countless celebrated ditty about the Munila fight, dozen stewed minus. on the height o: pole minus before that express arrives. I see no varieties, All weet. All winsome. All Oh, dewy was the morning upon the frst of May, ed oyaters— the broken pl Then the example ls excuse for thie. It has often made me lovable. ‘Their flashing eyes, their And Dewey was the Admiral who took Manila Bay enay No square on the altitude, of late at the office, Cannot the company gleaming teeth, their full, kissable lips, _ And dewy wore the Regent's eyes, thoue orbs of heavenly biue, | FRED © WIBBNER, 10.40 equare feet minus 20s + x aquared, Temedy it? It measn ia whole lot tO their shining, wavy, contrary tresses | Ana do we feel discouraged? We do not think we do | No. 12 Hast Twenty-fourth street. plus square on the base, or 1,600 U® WAS@ tarners whe oe PRET. sterling friend ‘will probably rank highest. Is the office to which he has | he Broken-Pole Problem. square feet, equal the aquare on the hy- Glowing Praise for Domestics. lonomne | au stamp or 3 sq . a Ld ypes of | een appointed a reward for that noble poetic effusion? |r» me milter of The Rrenine Wort FORGES Ines Z*, To the Editor of The Fvening World American womanhood. Lovk them up advise me what steps to take to wi CARE OF THE WATCH Always wind up a wateh as nearly a: possible at tho same time every day and do {t as smoothly as possible to avoid sudden Jerks. Most watches are now made key but If @ key has to |be used tt should be kept perfectly ANXIOUS LOVER. 1 think [ would ask her for a frank explanation of hee changed conduct, If you find tt used by some fault of your own, apologize and try to correct {t. On the other hand, {f the girl's feelings toward you have changed, then there is nothing for you to do but to accept the situation and you must refrain trom forcing your attentions upon her. He Would Like ta, Dear Mre Ayer Tam a young man of twenty and have been keeping com: pany with a girl of eighteen for the last ten months, but fal! to take a I!king to her, and for that reason 1 would Ilke te give her up. She treats me very kindly and so do her fam+ y, and for that reason Iam tn a fix ay to what to do or @ay. much variation in time. ‘The waten| Will you please advise mo? H.@ Beat nupieateeesiteen as free from dust! you appear to be honestly perplexed as to the manly way . toact. Your greatest fault has been your carelessness in not trying to know your own mind. You had no right to allow a young girl to grow fond of you unless you felt you could return her affection. It does not take a man ten months te find out things of that sort. ‘Tho girl's heart will not bread present time elsewhere such hours for| when she knows the truth, Talk with her frankly and as} work, ‘There ate men going to work at|her to release you. You can continué to be friends. An Some neork A.M. that do not get] by and by. some other man will come into her lite al throug! ir day's work until !2 o'clock | y, C1 ep out it. midnight, or often I-A. M-. These roads | OU Ca" then step out of | Wem mana shor reat several times a jay. but-seldom auMficient to permit. a man to go home for even a litte. the. iFM an exchange. If a watch {s hung up it oe Her Up. must have some support at the back and {f iaf@ horizontally it 1s well to piace some soft substance under tt for more general support, otherwise the ac- Yon of the balance will cause a pen- dulous motion of the watch and cause! ! “PINE-WOOD” CIGARETTES. | Anclent and Modern, Messrs, Wo D. & H. O. Wills, Limited, the well-known To the Rallor of The Bvening Worlt tobacco firm, recently had an offer from two Scotchmen ot In days of old when “knights of the | an “{mitation _clgarette mixture As might be ted, road’ were bold it was the custom then | te firm simply told the Excise Ofice. and the Excise atirred, to rob the rich and give it to the poor ‘a the London Express. David Wilson and Robert 8. Bax- but in. modern days, through deviou f Dundee, appeared in the Edinburgh Court of Session wat it is the custom now to rob the newer a charge of having in thelr possession powdered poor, and give it to the rich. Thus it js./ wood resembling tobacco and enuff. It was real wood— al al ‘s wi With our mult 4 ground pine wocd—colored to resemble tobacco, but the de- millionaires endowing colleges, lbrarie: fendants ed that {t could be made Into a and scholarships while the art ey ge ets oe ~ | to ¢