The evening world. Newspaper, April 9, 1902, Page 8

THE WORLD: WEDNESDAY EVENING, APRIL 9, 1902. & JE WIEINTIUNG SYOIRILID’S . cc err erien o er eee iy Crees © ire aan aonb. | ‘< Ghe Funny _S ide oF Life. THE 8 bITTkE BROTHERS. Published by the Pr sdbNahing Company No, t0)'to ale Which of Them Is ‘'It''? Park Row, New York ntered at the Post-Office Js ARR AAAS APDAA APS eaye Reggie. agn Mall Matter, at New York as 5 With my Httle ptle TYOUUME 48.000 ccs cee B SOF malt TENTIFICALLY VOLUME 42.... cscs ces NO. JOKES OF OLR OWN we (CATCHING A LE SCIENTIFICALLY, & {BORROWED JOKES. _ Lgxiable in at ; (pu nee | anfield's place =—wN — ' f — — When I'm down m Ya QLICK WORK. aren { | SACRIFICE. It's seldom 1 fa Although more than seven ave e! 3 : | tyke | fy Ante The Blue Chip Chub has ral taweltipiaone ie wat ee the murder of MeAuiit b single | *, — out Timit—But that is a draw oPm 1G" aaye Corny, made on the part of the po oe the myatery of | poker club, not a re s8 organization “When T give a dr ‘ hie death their inactio onstitue * Penny An IT understand that, out They both get a Eilteto det : has been observing Lent. It:redus Vm It tn my untforn tonal HS) ‘Asti bs , ee no in ite games trom $20 to Ra Twas T had the hun The World vest norning ‘ yortra anged the value of whit 8 from a To give Henry a lunch Aaron Cohen. wae aa ie at “t wl see ne to five ce aban we You bet I'm exceedingly wa helpless McAwiift to the back the Wee r nts, : Me PHP ONED MEANS tt, seventh stree t on ti ain lott } BOSTON W tne ® Alfred. 2 | mployer—How does it happen that m It, you must know : At 10.304 M h . " iD 1 are so late, Mr Miftn? For Tve the most # z he Was accosted in the stre “ e - eamansT ihe, Biases My brothers are try 7 ‘5 has every reason eve ‘ “ STOKED 3 tlivelani th Begin to get way ? clothes, who advised” him HORGINING WAN é Igo son a conch.’ rf matter’ as he wa ely t hi elt tro tf ‘ Salesman—No. but did 1 st | WILLIAM JOHNSTON . “ ne " Ship te pra neetip * Ch eta Ec acca ieee eae Se eee Pee ped . warning an ot: Witness and th ° = | - SOROS : re rownr ee pleat ie | RTY. On Common Gre . Hi Me . Sep : representative w : ols Sime ae us repliel Horrttet! The Big Lady in the Harbor 0 Was A res on pA W ' s 4 : Galt peers) : 4 hk : Whose Light Has Gone Out. ry H an 3 Ou see." salt Liberty last evening, her voles sounding : DOLE AND ANTIDOTE eye per < ¢ | sear metallic nbove the awish of the waves, “that thie A COMING REN OLUTION. { nat atting my light worry me so much Nothing less than a complete revolution tn municpal’ 7, « ; meee tb ges) OC corse. Lim}cot 4 methods te ’ 1 forth : k i 1 ane weet sirts are vaiat ein tem- Board of 1 em . : ‘ 5 the 4 I wast swiout the elebt hours of « : ¢ roker came ba ROVGENten be expected to ex « : ounae biitsah Se H si ten| van « 1 to tie! hard work a « From + emerial mat ott ; . a Peeceecee) Ean IMB RO SAR BAA aml pose aa eR teat lite lcs 2 ~ = crepe a ae sre ne , ‘ " | nile he sailed up the Pee menarn, hea vbeen: (ie Or gai sn : ‘ PHEY GIVE HIM AWAY. HS MISTAKE, i BNO f fat my reftectt e water and I 4 fn. which public ofc wa: gnized ae a private snap als ' 1 : - : ashing haven of rest ihe inter if ha th in w : 2 1 k 5 * " ‘i I 9 fee ‘ And you tit in your paper as dictated by me politics, As for earning sata nat wa ome before \ ’ A . f aha Nei a Vp : a be ar eae it, ewianen i ! ' 5 fs nat if Sar halt been (onithiny padestall task @ane the office was secured © WH STEP FUR ee . { : i Zz y time I turned my head toward The new will work ship arke niin Yes, " . . nile’ § ‘ feat quit the Job. No, monsieur, she bers of estimable city omMeiais wt nfits them . u } ; I} ah etood for tt 1 t will come ard n . 7 . } dsands of human hetngs, men bde- for work, and w mm ue yee sai { ? { ; ra va Seas Gusitecine ‘ shut up ina city off an x 3 ) pute ishing the bell Dall season, But. while their oa will naturally ate | ¢ ‘ : } } farot Waiting, wall tract a great deal of <mypa not helleved that; + rig } { twas enough y of them will t t eriite at f ‘ 4 i ke a statue of ratn Inthe G ES s : } : I + ground up What a str iF : of ; ne And when ng were falling and 1 f employees working ‘ heir sa rina $ . , $ , whirled my head for one last giimpse the parched and + ore fhsoe in «Jere ; almost ran. city, I saw Jerome ne RAY down mortal A ten inn 8 i ; Oalo State Jour of hia club, His tongue wa garantie The Dear Old Ping O A sia i ; athed freely. He showed ataol Acauiene athe > ? se Phe | w) id Lj DY SENAY ‘ 4 Laake s f sae Che head. There were other os asaue i 5 “And veto she «ald An. ee i wave t { tion to relight my torch se ths same Jerome THE DAILY NEL A) UOT phe BONb Gabiovbg Widientdiduserecityeisrp } head the lst. A bas! You Americans make ne ‘red ; If evidence is wanted that there are other violations re i PRED NTE p of Inw besides Sunday <aloon opening waleh require the} A SEE eevee eet ees HARRIET HUBBARD AYER line: {nity papers will furnish it i E ters RUA Carneanaeeiiietra ntry home oF } The Secrets of Beauty Revealed for | Bem aceck snother policy shop raided at} BENNISON, stavt : ec ORTAT } Evening World Readers by an Expert. No. 171 E fo the discovery of a green goods tho Untied States 8) n twent : ’ age sive Don't Tamper with These 8; and counterfeitin sdquarte n Brooklyn, and of! eight ond has work tthe ele See a eee eee Soe ere sre na whe has ever given us | Deer Mee ter the: si . fon 1 lor the sale of ap-| four years < co ica Ec , 1 1 FACE ‘ skolmg abroad atthe end] Could you tell me how I can have brown spots removed another di ee f >| Ose Sh es aro + AFTER ROYAL GAME, } HARD TO PLEASE. of her season for two or three montha,| from my evell Mos. RP. j pointments on the po! Haren tebe AE Do not attempt to remedy this blemish your: Only s In New Y which n . mieat cit the pre : were ots heriit skilful surgeon t« m the operation re- World. there ts always work t o SRR iit 4 . | = quired to remove t ts a dangerous or difeult Srieta avin the wappre arly Serr a heer Hp aire : Sante eration, and sleuld be comparatively painless and tnex- ; ee evi} ani t more than at the nrecent tim JOTTIBIL. PROF w "i Protos ‘ Get the Riahe ining 4 : VOW dn we : Mt euldeiumas on Ave ¢ mn Se aly with two children. and as my husband a” - ’ Bev é 1-¢ ( ‘i f« not earning a large sal Tam very anxious to learn sh 1 . Py ; srt Sra A y freasing and manicuring to help him al Would you ‘ : 4 i ' Hisarovered w was Ww ly let me know Sour opinion about it? Ae. i ss ; eset ease at If you wish to learn haintressing you ro to a firet- | MORE THAN THEIR SHARE OF WINE), ‘ 1 um , class hairdresmer and be taug y RWwaltar fost ia one line of | BE ' ibs 1 ‘ . nit Tt tm imap ble to teaeh) manicu ant Salrdressing tna | t 5 ke Diney Is a r it few days or weeks Experten i] sttce alone will make gentlemen ¢ ‘ t ne ' win be xets dowr * ¢ an accomp! 4 ymypetent manicure or haintresser, and j i] (ay ai ih ‘ ; . ur Ml tts only are «olin to start out to earn your ' expel: - P 1 Judge, Keilogk 1 ppagiey hut ny ving; ithat you should give ¢ ent service for the money Yonke : . Wa * rene, ‘ t ‘ | The general fistruet in man. \ hairdressers has partne ( , " " | 1 ea grvat deal of many worthy and efficient with n i i ee kof hei e eet carer iit ow . sh ie aint as been created bec! many stent persons ai “ : | asia emuming to dress \ when they { n 4 . A ‘j aie Bree An k ment is ¢ yeee Owurrius yew ate z ees e yikeln Mra ue atta time . : 5 a y wna f wid wit : A 5 | yuu please inform me « ] Reieem , pears t¢ : uy : . me te a white head w F whet SERA ‘ 2 Teor ea a fei wk mark? [have triet several things, but nothing seems 4 r Se : ; : 1 LOOKING | AHEAD. { CONSOLATION Q start. and succe doany good Me. C.J men ‘ 1 — oe Abts 4 C Mimneain@hierann inieuralentas y day C ‘ ‘ Ol ——— i { Me ops, borax, sixty gra are M wir a te hose WOMAN AND MAN. $ and his old frien thirty grains. a PaarohararArel awl ida’ ba reer wee | { continued pro and one-half flutd ounces, Mix and dissolve. apply night and : © Pier ek of a summer ntgnt T] { ul still more | morning avalOrdars of AVOW nerhoou a A GaP 7 Sea eON To Darken the Eyebrows, every woman « ' whose sy We ave amood ’ t | J | Dear Mra ayer { the advocacy of sing “ B , Will you please give me the formula for eyebrowu? Thare vaigh } | TOO WISE FOR THEM. Mack eyebrows and I notice they are turning light at the } : “4 F : | At the Buftaio Insane Asylum severai | ‘They are very heavy MARY “4 ‘ le patients were ee to This ts the formula for eyebrows I think vou wish It wil? 1 Weller nk oarrow-loada of brick | darken them gradually and ene Age the growth: Red vase. land mortar for a proposed “extension” | ine, twe ides, ighth ounce; oil > One of these upfortunates was» oll of rosemary, fifteen drops each. Apply to the and fro with his whi brws with a tiny tooth-brush once a day unt® the jl down Rrowth Is suMflciently stimulated, then less often would ex, Uneture cant \ PLOT TO BANISH TAILOR 5, barrow care dels Here, you! yelled one of the other| This ointment may be used for the eyelashes also. In this Hacl, ‘ 4 amates, noticing the trreularity, | case tt should be very carefully applied. tt will inflame the ee A ( TH teaIFALL p 5 |vwnat do you think you're doing? Vou |eyes, as any oil will, i¢ It gets into them : 8 ee la heipin’ us any. Why don't i eee ve ; er : turn your wheelbarrow the other wav? | Pater Ou liye iBOMon, By ALE ‘ " Not on sour life!” retorted the other LIGHT DISCOLORS GEMS. | es when they have been Il known Emeralds, > atmoapherte in- vce, but even they, mays the Tattler. are not exempt from hae If two rubles of the same size and shade are kant nay, two yea tn a showcase and the other tn as ute darkness, thog af the stones at the and of time will | y snow that the showease ruby hee me distinctly Nihter In color najtive of atl : ariations in light t* the opal. This stone draws to] Ht# marvellous rainbow reftectiona from numerous little clefts, which allow the light to pass and reflect it in different a world of ahrewdnews in his votce, “L] ‘The discoloration of prectous st Jha it turned up the other way thin| exposed to the atr for a jong thm ent faye dtd fo a | rubles and sapph © | ching ti}y, Joke on me by Mota. ~~ LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE ON VARIOUS TOPICS. The hair on ¢ a ee he most ; mains More Mettwes ) amok a allarsiwinningitte Aradhe cerned minine heads, jt ls to erve : woukd er ks? td nea ¥ subject ud pe dete tue ' " : ras aly a n bia Leen Afth century ath Ooac ie : pare aire Ae vn a the stant ; aon Inerent joman's clothes are di 7 AL Ar arid! gallablnaiveell cna antler apilts 4 r tt is to he feared that Sarah is plotting to banish... cs ke AHI THAR, ER Newron 8 | E Saad te uses Ce | Bt the tailor from society, whom Carlyle thought one of its, Par nTina Sete oLn Koad Henin Awain, K me tate Mie Ve aetalireatl THE GENDER OF THE U. S. haem greatest ornaments, The condiiions she fay rite ‘ * f MI NUASAI ROT TTR RRO IEE? Pa ta enetne instars _ | aim el ean phon a mail it avs bare chy ieatieal th x er Unllelleiaies and not Y ind in South Sea Island, ‘where there aint (er . woop ‘ F sina ne m ; sie shoul neh ome are - dete ye number and we now w inting themselves, But they never go. unless they are 7% pay of fos he oe we ; ; es oe eo ee ee een wii do no harm. Firat of all, use the) politic regard minine. Of Engiund we say “ahe,’* or pirates. leas a fitait dteaente ; eee Pe eee ioe niat whether the be, oy aa tf ne was human. Don't beat| saya the Philadelphia Times cn nex, hae never been Af the next world’s falr, which is only a year away, | and th i . " F vn They | preity or otherwiae, in alwaye entitied | Rim for ere aia air rentment, and fertinine, "The United Staten 1 rent nation,” Would Bareh might furnish a midway exhibit of her dress|' ty Museum At least p . “ 1 and a burd , But the rovoalted “up-to words) lnetendy Banta He ee eee eee a ae ae ein trea scr ae exanneek toot ideas, A bench show of blanket-wrapped Chie an eee ee eee ee an teericna women. of, the | ute te know about hee personal affairs | short while, Some parents forget the| school-children. Thus might a grammatical tact Be tm- a4 the present who won fame or|and wonderful charms, Invariably ge-| time when they were children, J. R pressed upon the plastic mind. ee @ would be worth the price of admission. A small part of it ha) asphalt walks, jail the way up town, Also, an after-| pa: