The evening world. Newspaper, April 7, 1902, Page 6

ree 5g at THE WORLD: MONDAY EVENING, APRIL 7, 1902. see | © JE \VWIEJINUUNG SSvOrIRILID’sS een Siri ee Fb-b9-§ 94-06 IN THE SMOKING CAR. ’ THE WAIST FIEND’S SACRIFICE. ~ NS Ghe ‘unny JS ide of Life. XY i Published by the Press Publlaiing Com : H i Barat Ney ites oe : (ce DT) Twas on the 419 smoking car whereon commute - - % ale, VOLUME 42. NO. 14280. | JOKES OF OLROWN TWAS A \ ERY DRY SU} TDAY ; BORROWED JOKES.2)2 4 my See omen | and many othera = : : —- - ——EE cae About the reasons wheret they to rural homes THE 2W EVIDENCE. . LD PRIENDS { 2 5 b | » ted Steadily, carefully and surely The World ts pusMine = ys ge nae - a ‘alee Fe Age Se oreie ky. 1% wil te success its self-imposed task of overing the © : ete a teaiee at agen ee Sha bohaslaodd A 2 Nit miss strain but | te are vou Koing? The developme Was tie Pay Ret K t) the "Own derers of McAullff days are among the most linpor yet ‘ a ; 1 ten of fifteen miles out of ne | Your Own Home . The testimony of ii. rk, who t [rs THE Besr it Free Presse S| And eke 5 sO Uae dort his whiskers ‘ h tree MOG ANS ot free fr pushed out of Be oun ae oe i PRG Yew preset T Can 20 CAPTAIN LIKE & VACATIOVN. . | Fg has been supplemented by the testimony « 4 * 6 T A hin vesla tel And there: + t r a as atch a cold taat't | t d there were the “rigial Wihist Smoking Car pendent witnesses, rank Chau t (eer AGLASS : yf there were) the “Origins t Smoking : sei t ! : EER To BE {> " Lennon. Chamberlain, an intelligent boy of foiiter i . OF B id man p]P And one of them was Deacon Brown, the flercest saw MoAullffe put into the cab at the door of the West foe woe - ar HAD IN THE | tle shee flend yet rs Forty-seventh street police station Ly n plain} “Maybe he's organizing a Prince PRECINCT i) ot) ARMED. 4 iene et SE) CREST DTN clothes at about 9 o'clock on that fateful Sunday mora- 51 \ ; f 1 t ity of arma downs | s 5 img. The testimony of Lennon !s even more important | NIGHT sCHOOT. ‘ ~ rer ’ on ths intermi-® | “AM hall to thee, oo Deacon Brown’ the storm * He also was « witness of the removal of McAuliffe [rom Fp here ts me pobool in Burops whered table war P/E conductor criet ; the station-house, he identisies the cavman as one Mc- + only nodlenen s sone are ad ! } : TAvaED HEN IORNGeh ee le test Wen Tatiana tocaay : ( ‘ sort of Knight Sch ‘ ens ery Is Dis own revolver ol bes bri: ° Qarty, with whom he is intimately acquainted, und > 4 ght Soh sen more News [oP Then why art here adening whist fhe gives a detalled and circumstantial acoount of thy | INHERITED: ae a ae tial knot not tted> affair. ; ea you think he wae born aL DE. val : Se ae y . thedude, db] 1! sought an to piee for me! These facta have been duly brought to the knowledge | ' 1s Dean Ue cule ee Drown lipava ™ @f District-Attorney Jerome, who uppreciates thetr | 5; CANEO BO Young a an i Mi RaAVa YR Awe eS Ee tae a At the peealrout portance and will take proper action upon them. Inthe * foe be aad apa ei he . course mean time the public sentiment of the city, rejecting ns the Cig * aia "put the marriage off, but { couldn't block guggestion of Police Commissioner Partridge to PAINT HEA ve SHUNT. te if tke wis REPS s ERHUNE. World make out !ts own case,” has started a mo eS ° . US AM Suet sf © erat Tea MoT EPS eT PTT coer S BURST OF CONFIDE Ned-Why dont vou play gulf to raise The World's McAuliffe reward to $2 the prominence and iniluence of the sitseri Gently attests the public feeling on the subject THE GET-A'SEAT SYSTEM, The end, if not already in sight, ts not far of ‘ { Y MW you the truth | havent} | a . $e kind of lege —Somervilie s | z a lGeien Lacking Up nitel numberof ni ? {fou ¢| Tt Needs a How-to-Te!l-When-a-Woman- Hoboken on Sundays by thirsty New Yor : ; “ ye +) x chr , stantially increase the otreulating medium ¢ ° $ A TRUE PHILOSOPHER. | Has-Corns Attachment to Make It Work. Henry wave the town a world-wide celedrity and ' SAN a AEM erica a eaa s The greatest thing we eve . (Prom the Diary ot Meury Standup. fe making it rich. Hooh to Hl iboken! ra st & philos 4 Hib ATU dagen ERork, WWiasinee. \ — - ; the man! . . - j seat. deceived me He told > “ a “ec $ : Ause he got . s iain ty A LOGICAL RESUL?. ‘ SIDE" VERSUS “CID } § eanwavnineleactnet nas wa ; ‘ People w tende Inspired by the spirit of the day two policemen of the vo at to every m renee eee . - wa ivan fe Watched, he sald. § Tenderloin Precinct, whose beats are south of Twenty Be AEE $ } THE VALUE OF OCIRNCE hanreline Kaaraee: third street, yesterday left their posts, and, advancing as z: if Ho mca’ te (a) aplen ftrlod tt. L gave wh ns nEIRe ree far north as Twenty-sixth street and Sixth avenue, . THE OTHER War. ; hak vourien ers mae t 1 had sta eat from Fittyer arrested a barkeeper who had not read the papers and)! ma com. } ; h ‘ery interesting 1a SaRai Aw did not know that it was to be a “dry” Sunday Livi) § 4 ‘That shows he ts clever” answered leat : etn bh ' “ ¢ em plays Ordinarily the departure of a patrolman from his pest | 1,0", [10.2 veem Aenomposing for game} ; Has DR eN eI AEG tee esel cher In Se | entered caretallyy seanned ihe linehifatese: Obi deel o is a dereliction of duty, but, under the 1 this 5 _ ; { ee Ulta rs peor fhrere » Mer te doy t * seats drew her tevt exhibition of overzeal will probably g@, unpun- + AGNOSTICISM. $ } onaliat hinet Star 3 th 1 in ’ he matting 2 boltet ished, but also not unreward Commissioner Partrid “Do you belleve everything you read} a Hy i . ah : will see in it a proof confidence in him, May the aie t Bl te H A NEW WEANING. 3 | Bi will treat ft as the result of the perfect harmony wl Payee io ah catebke 3 Mrs de Steight has had POP « 3 : prevails in bis administration, while the friends of pro araved on ber vw cards Swans \ hept m. vill hail tt dead ow to the UPS AND DOWNs, going to leave the he got Nba hibition, at any price, will hail it as a deadly blow to ty oe 7 } ‘Why. of course What er aa k obnoxious liquor traffic bway. bisiness) ‘has ure} {thine 907 ai t What Is discipline in the pollce force compared with Yy deat Siow ae { ‘Well, P. PLC. means i Buard . Sunday saloon closing? Better to have the whole Polloe i? When Sunday came to Gotham Town, {t came exceeding dry H aechek ian Sane rier veut Sa Sapblimats saldna te vibe r 0 y 7 oe + De i ¥ “Baltimore N\ “ ie i a for the Department emorallsed than that a loon should 8-992 O9O98: 4 ‘Syste craved refreshment brought from eide doors on the sly, a4 2 53.84. . ody elme got the remain open hs . ni Boe | y captains, ere the evening came, waxed! blue . | = = sat z : ess hit thelr th 3] . At cer feet She moved them again. 1 Does He Want a New Office!-) ago) SOMEBODIES | : Eel irre and eke their revenue. yy ( 2 ged Om aL CHintpreeurencs ies Deravonsiceiires care Saslit | ane 7 $ rooquicHTs. |, where he “can sleep a mo: He if he] ANGmrt, sss 7 melks RLY LOVE. WITH ONE HAMMER. | ct were appointed Po! Com sioner rey - | ne author of the Biplicsl, * tere it, she didn’t get off Speen UDR Nag rely new @ fjdrama ‘Nazareth.’ whi he Lambs : "i » the a (@ha'met MUDDLED LAW“IAKING, tw won eb $ | produced recently at the Garrick, I8) ane Saco tia a) St met another stenog Aa the result of the gross ignorance arfd incompe rat thon 3 [not ialae 1, maui | Hs ied aed a rs m9 g And wha ‘ ellne Plan. te remains - 6 ia ne tence of the clerk of Corporation Counsel Rives tn drat 0" = ihe bs Na nuit undiminished and piatnly, visibie| “It's golg to rain to-day sure, Atinnte My Bae ing Comptroller Grout’s taxation law the law iw null ces veal aatas ea the naked eye » Lambs are now| me 80 | can't keep my feet t and void and the proposed saving of $2,000,000 a year to | mnreh I" ‘ fer aS eeman'a get-a-seat ayatem may be all right 4 you allow ied from $500,000,000 Attachment, whera F the city 1s lost. | oa a Ese rambo! tn thelr hear! But how are you golng to tell when # woman Bas corns Now {t appears that the New York Centra! terminai 7 « whieh best pleases themaeives | Unless you tramp on her feet? any way which best pleases themaeives | Yea, Henry Standup, you know an al Retes much hurt at present on AIItble how-to-tell- of the disc. bill which was drawn up by Corporation Counsel places all private and public property in the city at Jutely in the contro! of the railroad corporations (Ne) pon prue toon tt aa ce Dill ts so bad that even its author does not For a three months’ record this rathe many’s worst. tem, but what you want ty How is some! when-a-womman-has-oorns system Anybody who knows sucn a system will confer a great favor by communicating it to yours always, HENRY WILLIAM JOHNSTON, sroused by performance o t ja further grievet over ee oof the Garrick who was the nature of the enter nis hous a fo | WHEN DOCTORS MAY TALK. Ne rr ts generally suppos . ‘Am Unweloome Novelty.—One of the Bunday closing is the ‘wp nitherto unknown r from Hl x cErorton G te betwee An Important ruling made by the Court a short while aes New York, whioh was intraxiuced to puriie yew | ut He Menke nea ant Lyne Ne ACAI was that when a person Ww ou ne frat © vernon fhe) court that a do: m ing) ent witness teréay er, Uke a Verituble Hithe honey bee flower, Just now says the Kansas City —_--—- ors edn ap from flower fateh ss CO-EDUCATIONAL JOYS. Americ 8 extra aweetnese| aia what te vated of the case | ‘Wirtle a professor in the Northwe Unt t MNS says 6 she may from Ver: REW| nhs ruling wasenade. | tw HAE @t Chicago, was expatiating in his classroom on | r dual rote of Lads aime vit Rheeatiennuritee sey ; zs Cap She |e apoearing ‘ew England) sp) of the nt : . on a train, and ed to fay aititp Aistocaien Grandeur of Literature of th a" @ sound —o = mee Peale rire aed a Nh iy an ! t Me nil , p Ate suggestive of lingering labial contact was ve \ 31 ri pe r ain hat man a of | isin ery actress | OY & DI att rh : use wan tried int owes 1 . 1 rt of the county, and a jury ‘ : the transom. There are sounds th hak Teing . why @ ae tu pr a uidlad le sure ts do when «ho sees her aud | ages. This verdict ¢ x A frre him $50) dam 3 £ t fence ne at her throu rot ROE oats ved, and f and this one, dulcet and delicate as if was, quite oper Ve don't p what's worth § starve Just She-And wo is the one with him? Athi] Me. Lis Cle | manded the case for a new trial be . “Thia is going entirely too te " He He hasn't any moneys elther eof . 8 {| put on the stand in the trial « 3 aske:t the professor fea et a an ‘0 bi atier y "I want you to get away from my door to « 1 A LOCAL HERO | wife Joneph | whar ins round: ta.ue Wailing ve Iw DAL HERO. hager a era for the latter objected 1 the : making. There is altogether too much of tt EVOLUTION OF LIGHT. : : Lig ee | lahednedltmalaiestiong hots : Merete vam business in the halls.” «rt has teen bus tt | forced to reveal the secrots of 1 k ro Aut the Court | § eae Votce. she | Of Appeala holds that wien a witness scoks to fortify hie lersto: The professor's tre can readily be case by testifving that ad the secrecy impoxed by the put upon the stand to testi TO PREVENT SHORT SIGHT. Why are savages ted? Because they are incessant: seldom portna m injured, he wa: {the doctor may anplished wonders with the of her teacher, Mme erstwhile prima donna Grau Gramt Opera Company, an ing strongly urged by her (rt [take up concert sing Mra phreys gives all praise her than whom, whe saye, there can are the young people to be blame conditions that make Iiterature to « A great critic has said that “where t maid there’s a novel.’ It may b jects of the professor's wrat warmth and color to it Is be ad sailors rire looking at distant ob us and brings his title with him etiquette ¢ hir yum predominating, as the reviewers say, w a A : / better in the who - over books. Let a mother. thon. «nde make enti romance more to be desired thar \ JANE GORDON | notice the shapes of distant objects Ot tiedes the Perhaps, too, as the professor's t us E | is penton < bh ear Waele v aetions, the growth anc Was better for their morals. ; STRAIGHT ANSWER. neatulrinvoulliveUnelltee ale ; ree) sF01 Heed aig _ $ roa air oka pelliieniiiciehi Member o(]| Mesenis Htivating long sight, capac ibservation and Leelee pois Dj "| accuracy In statement, F WALES VISIT - § | Parllament. is due the credit for the! «ro prevent short aight: Firat prowibie Hay ie ' eae a uo ue Us. firet “bull” of the session. “Then when ne es by poiteaee ages nere lp toed m, Ape ra that if the Prince of € ; Ses Nae b lis e ” rinted oks : ' nubibaired Semee Pe tipe be the eyes, the heat being pecullarly injurious. Fourth, do not tate his becoming the guest of the jehman oyna Ray allow reading too long at me Fitth, a thd not trip will be too tly an affair of And ma te avored to shout mice stoop much over a book. Little hechive {don Express, but Mr. Mac ul fi won in seml-incogaito as Baron mebody-or-0! ‘ n Cid dl va as estaba Po th in nL aay 7 * We aed d d. and both feet accept the unofficial hospitality prepared for wrath mirth arava (ruitAllie boot Mere Pe Pe RRIG (CET “ ’ ; | tok to give f ofith hat any doubtless have a great deal more fun etiknisal Xerees ' i \ ° Brosert RT alan of trouble in th rave them at once examined by entertainers regard thé matter? Im { t 1 er 8t oN a . w } w that's Prin 4 explained wit len. 4 competent ocullst. Allow no amateur meddling on this tm- i 18 i ‘ {to study our manners istome simple auestion, Ww portant potnt him with do they not want { — es ‘oyal heir of the house of Coburg they di —— rome roya the ti ft Coburg th i SOME ODD MARRIAGE CUSTOMS, ne of regarding Ing ny will pa upen the Ups. that “when Mr. J. P. Morgan arrives a soiut mit no one, not even hi th tok ore e, not even her parents, a diMiculties may be found.’ A hopeful suggestion. ng ite streeta, A New] in many of the rotihess the Ba Pade ty) Normal College Gtrla, a at them up to do thorities will aee that the old outlet. they stroll je wh. hot water over the hig Northern Pacific problems a littl of royal ed A = Vatas f \ p- land» i tom vw Miled in and three or four inches of | Yorker's eyes would indeed open at their] threshotd after the bridal couple ave gone tn order to keep etiquette ix not likely to stump Mr. Morgan , d 2 Baa ms Apis 2 Brooklyn Grievances. a ne ar syEee Cases y ayer hs ‘ap bright. Jptellinentiand planing SOs te; \C warm for another bride, says the Pittsburg Dispateh, tees A Pg ey i ° i ; € Soca Nn ¢ se. This ts neces: fe would be particularly Im-] ‘The pretty custom of throwing the wil te (The sending of kings’ sons and prottiers about tue | A anybod A property owner and Interested sury, for It is a regular Egyptian plague by their neat and striking ap-| France. An old woman aceing the carries of Nee weane © World as royal messengers is doing 0 much to pro a t him wo . paid a visit to the f ot that entirely tak wemsion of pearance, Oh, for real beauty Wap-| King—Louls XII.—passing on the way from church en 1) the friendship ot nations that every Sean tbaASGh a Le vr and wy E t street to ascertain how. that The doorwaya and hails and pinger's maidens cannot be surpassed!| he had Just been married, took off her shoe, and flinging it 7 eee the advantage of keeping a per iolat sine } } é i La § a o Oy advertised sewer was progressing : ook As if they were papered The writer is not one of them, but only| at his coach, cried out: "Tis all ( have, Your Majesty, but u 50 & . > 1 was agreeably surprised to find that With My-paper. It is almost unbellev- AN OBSERVER. | may the blessing of God go with it! ‘ led tobim reatiy for such a mission at short not{-o. | ne ' tin the excavation wag practically Anished |e we. caved be auvvaiien How Lonat There is an old superatition in Germany agal t Prince of Wales represented his royal father in| ® of via 1 ! sm and that the brick work only lacked| | FRANK E. STRICKLAND, To the Raltor of The Evening World rlages. A favorite wedding day in 8 brie Psd veer Jast year. Next year he goes to India ana, ave Lora ET EA ind one or two hundred feet of completion, No. 746 Humboldt street, Brookiyn Suppose a pole 100 feet high to hel the young people can leave thetr old life with peas nt probability, comes here, It is to be hopes Cy eeepc eget SLA ®. Tn my opinion, we had all better sell our Wappinger'’s Falls Neauties. broken off by the wind and that the| ‘nd begin their married lfe with the new one. c b a ph ‘wreck arka, for we shall soon be relieved (rom | To ihe Editor of The Bvening World | top of the rike nthe ground forty The Italians permit no wedding gifts that are herp or Henry did not get all the cream of American ‘ from my stepehi 4 treatmer In| the fear of any more Moods, When the] If you want to see reall: ¥ : ® b F ly handsome | feet from 5 end} pointed. One of the most beautiful of al! marriage custom « At would be sad to bave only skim milk for a| 7, inc ene eme pol BE Uae return tiey cannot say T Have suid one | connection is made with the Humboldt] young women, take @ trip to Wap- Fe eee eneth ae] is that of the bride, Immediately ater the cerpmnany, fing!n SARS er aa i ee we They would be all right| street sewer the residents of that sec-|pinger’s Falls on any nice afternoon and rt kin one "Who do thie,| 9¢r bouquet among her maiden friends. She who eatthes fi Ther ublished | if je! er my supervision, It is their) tion sincerely hope thas ¢he proper au-| watch the throng of pretty maidens ea! seadacad G. bls aupposed to be the next bride ‘ ‘