The evening world. Newspaper, April 5, 1902, Page 6

THE WORLD: SATURDAY EVENING, APRIL 5, 1902 28644644 oe “Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 53 to @|+ V val fe Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Office | 3 pacer ee at New York as Sec: Matter ls Toma Savas } T BORROWED JOKES. VOLUME 42..... NO. 14,897. {2 H i" | WHEELS WITHIN WHEELS. : ea) Dis lactanlet aerated t ; ef ah “Our legislators. protest the ma- at the patroiimen | { 5 U: ' If the pretense that the mutiny of the } U ‘ Business! tine politician, “are not as bad as against their direct superiors ts the result of the perfect > 2 theyre: palatedt understanding and complete co-operation between the + ; "Nov" replied tho plain citizen. ‘Well, Mayor, » 5 1 di the District-At- 5 they're certainly not as good as they're 1 CET dpe eaianas $ 4 whitewashed.”—Philadelphia Press ? forney imposes on the Mayor and Pollee Comm! : { dt dmposes on no one else ie ‘Onlgialthe Kinhent { HOPELESS. ? While the revol spreading among ¥ pre: | % x $ HES A Con Beet—I see you're rather soft on eincts the counter-revolution ts also under & jue | " § DESERTER Miss Peachiaon Kreme. roundsmen are ti) meet and decile for the 5 aliwe wan } Jack Hansum—Indeed? ee i : ty! 2 Con Seet—Yes, and { thought 1 warn how far they will gu in disregar ting a LER he: } you that {t's no use. old man. Why, she the pritalg @bove them; the sergeants also have an oes i . { refused me @ couple of months ago.— which is shortly to meet and decide 14 A { Uniladelphia Press a and extent of law enforcement. ast» ptains, t ; “ { NOT LIKE OTHERS. evidently need no meeting to determing the ) bil arpa 4 Henle ape att Wite-There'a something queer about action. © nips Hi that woman who has just moved ne: t (53) foal 4 door bs yut chaos and utter demoralization cau : ; , 1 EE auc ae Siehecked.) Diacis | ewhcern canal! Husband—What's the matter? Minds: emegeroar: sssen aos t0 ALON} ee We |. { her own business, eh?—Philadelphia pline and the enforcement of a ty are the first ea), } Be 3 4 Sven the Mayors | ¢ ; Is of an eMclent police «Even th ° A é tonlaniottel vets — an t not » the mutiny |o Mr Huse : i na DIFFERENT. indorsement after the s HOt Mike oa firs s ym laundry holly—May Gabbie tells me you sal any the lees a mutiny. On the contrary, it leads us 0) 30 oWny? uiacler GashopTAnGsTsoBulii never ted expect worse things—to hear of the school teweners | pH Ninueeicniuen pro tmen tlh Brees. any itis to marry us because we are 2| giving orders to the Board of Education, or of the White 5008 Smirt too fastidious. + Wings deciding how far they shall think per 10). CORRECT DESCHIPTION. Miss Pepprey—There was a slight mis > ; rs of Commissioner Woodbury {What uo you mean by writing Jerstanding there. T satd you wer Baatrelcroets| CL, CUne 5 K the prettiest wirix at the dance ‘two fast {diots."—Philadelphia Press. + ¢ preter at McSwate” ‘The Captain ta a : hare at rouvoneatn : UP AND Down. ra husetts i . Pre 7 a3 maipletniy | but he spent most of his time “I saw a board to-day In which the? reatyiliy t he deat is stoned : 4 prettiest girls Chere grain ran both ways. : eee carer a : 4 Nonsense! That's impossible” ; 5 e BEFORE AND AFTER. Not tn this ¢: T refer to the Boa A GREAT MAN'S WILL. What does wife call you? { Trade '—Philadelphia Press. ? The will of Ceci! Rhodes ts undoubted ° When we were engage! she . ee 2] focument ever offered for probate. The im-| . call me ‘sw he EE CTE SC ots With flirting and foolishnese now she? | portant question is) Will it stand . wan done, i The part which concerns us is the provision for con- | ¢ CHEAP. Hi For she meant to be wed to th! | * verting American students into British prign Will Ox-| 2 nie fine singing won her heart Mago Tease iavvat NGMee hdl) ais ford accept the bequest? And if itd will the several Got a wife for a pong, eh? ; Nakei WORE . = 5 lie ol y 7 States and Territories of the United Slates consent to} + ne cSauCiaiGiealiweatmetsa’ H tt WeLllaTmGn my | : further Mr. Rhodes s posthumous tmp WUTpOBEST |. No, the seanide resorts don't really $ -— 2 pr of making wills man proposes but th@ | > cegin to warm up until ube first of CANDID OPINION. é, In the matter of making ’ sea note’ + June What do you think of this new photo- ar ncueroeee: 1 6) Hot necessary me to the ow le je City * yooand If taken to- £ ample of the Tilden will or of the Fayerweather will | + How BbourlAtaate City ee. an Peeves : s to-day report the sale of part of the Plant), MORE SATISFACTORY. ‘Your sister takes a really handsome ® The paper: ’ e| railroad system, which the late Mr Plant sought (0/2 ceyour «ite te one women in a mil pletire replied Miss Beer Ineworth-<\| f show @ ton A inapectte Detroit Free Press © Deereenie ey (nik Wills) er haba ltharfatec( the ibaees | aiuciiiy, peleatier nieased it ghar moelone Real Estate Willie will go abroad He that the “system” has ne PERU atiacecrs a Will may furnish « freah illustration of the new adame te ith a million.” had a swift swat and {s now down and out A MEAN INSINUATION. ra “Where there's a will theres a way to break it je y tells me shea taking paint- > le } IN BROOKLYN > THE C = 5 : —That was a cient good dinner Ive" } oaty father kept carriage AT THE HEAD OF THE CLASS. ; ftattie. Yes, I noticed of late how hers r Platt The menu was admirable art he Kil @e 8 ove@ and pushed it himself when the mplexton had tmproved.—Philadelphia { rany but legitimate purge Lnurse-maid left Bulletin — eee ere fe eer ee | Pee eee n8ex® | TAMMANY LEASES. | - =a — - = — an The hearing before the Mayor yesterday on uh { setting aside North Ri plers for the river trade H SOMEBODIES. } } FOOTLIGHTS. developed an interesting little job of the expiring MARTON CAPT Era Eaieiane . udden disappearance in Kansas| Tammany regime It came out that near the close of pees ‘Ares the last shot linithe ovit|| Wattsade a Fa se checva siiiat the last administration the Dock Board gave the OD!Y | war (May 12. IMB) fe now a citizen of} line Wiltur-Kiewin Opare Company, 1 pler to which the canal and barge men were legally €-) Del Rio, Tex | HP pea ty EN NCCE titled—Pier No. 52—to a middleman for $1,500 a year. | CHAMBERLAIN JOSEPH — who for! | Le aenTuaeeeane “We are willing, said SD. Coykendall, representative | rare Pesta id eon ents rene i | “simply showing her toh en up 1 ; i Dill hs of the shippe to pay $15,000 a year, if necessary, fOr) yeNAB-brother of (Gov } mie S suning shotae the vier ‘rane. of Mansachuretts, has given | : tT rea n eee ee The same day the new Park Board gained some en Mittsfield, M $80.000 for the estab | $ H pleats Hghtening information about ex-Commisstoner Clausen « ont f a museum of art ant { aie pat * method of executing leases. The Board learned that Syne | $ Stil! another soctety @irl ts added to weted privileges, auch as those tor| DENMARK, KING OF—t@ about to line tong list of recent recruits to the many of the most cove privilegs ‘ | Dave a house party which will include | Be Ona eenceie Tar Alin Tareya and "pestaurants, were granted without competition for tne ger emoprees. one dueen, two pleat eas nae stevie alleg “rere | unusually jong period ten years The custom in y duohemmes three princenses | vicentiy: made her debut in’ ‘The Cap and @ prince KDWARD VII fon portraits ward such leases atte fl ‘Mayor Strong's administration was to to the highest Uiiger and It is instructive to learn | has ordered 109 metal- of himself for presenta limit the vear: but how it was don Hon to distingntehet guests at his does not appear hat there is any remedy ation | } GUNBAULDS REV DRO F ow { me Lest C id Ago, will escupy the puiptt of ord REG arkera Land Temple’ thie mum woman taking pa nine met H ; da . . HOAR SENATOR ie a member of a : : } . J | ternary club whom meeting pi | . ; ‘ suey Oe ane CANADA TO THE FRONT. in the Adirondacks is : ‘The honors of the for consplcnous bravery and | irToH GEN WALTER Fees ees Ney, ' . ‘tT brother of Lord Kitchener. ts going | Z Aistinguished service at the Hart's River battle In South | Oot nt ee nt ot am rae SOMETHING TANGIBLE. Africa have been fairly won by the Second Canada Rifles, eter there i and freely conceded ym by War Department: paropes, wise orioe! the “empire { Which, at the beginning of the Boer war way disposed | i * saacullic. Wiper an to treat with scorn the offered ati ial troops spends much of her time via na Hive trites and giving them ts yn In this engagement ry the regiment held its ground until every man kil ° { wounded. The regiment withstood and repelled a Boer THE BRIDGE. i} attack by waiting until the advance was within 200 yards aly pon arn ; of the line. | ore. 5 This episode is not without tnterest for us It reads] Above the rivera flow: } very much like a story of our own volunteers. Is there ng my path—day 1 } huerying masee: | Rot really a closer resemblance between the conditions of | My strength san a gia Canada and the United States than between Canada and | While awitt the vears go oy Great Britain” |B) And ali my cables sing When heaver nigh sown wind ‘The l know thew $ THE BEGGARS’ QUEEN IN QLOD. { Mary Largo, ‘Queen of the Heggure.” was sent to the $ Island yesterday by Magistrate Poo! with as !Ittle com : punction as if she had been a tattered drab from an east | @ide red-light resort. Into the modern substitute for the Diack maria she went, this royal “Spanish beauty.” sov 4 Man—Aw. $f you're sick I e'pose I'll have to let you go home. bing and shrieking i gloomtly)-How kin I go home? You know T got to stay There will be grief among the panhandling fraternity J Ls Seca reece eae ee eee ee rae) ec ny at the incarceration Of their queen. Mary's “flashing black | eyes” (see press report) have worked havoc in their hearts for thirteen years. since a girl just in her teens he came among them She was the toast all the! LETTERS of l THE PEOPLE ON FRO beggars in their hours off duty, when the “dim-lignt | Heataurants and fea of faent r ttons 4 The « will soon ‘centre of the stone to. the ya T ' ead water’ a of nt Brafter” regained his eyesight after a day of blindness, ee EA AL etn r NO] RReI Sa ates ae ; ' : cab , A i times, If sou when the “flopper” unbent his cramped logs and the | 49), (7% icaperel jntisl we. mitiei| ploneers : ieee \ thelarpaiais SOM Tenn “canes” resumed the active use of their paralyzed mbes |tonatres « fthe pr ey met heads of n « s] h em tke most Where Is the Millenntam? Yand the “fake fit-thrower" ceased from throwing Al) | on ait Ne secs tty; sell Laliieldleegren, Le mecmen | Dne ral at , i Ur martlot SHY | To the Biitor of The Rvening Word oe ; s with her It is the trust magnates who | t@8th, having the 4 DHS ayes Kitty ye » the o w d, jer body is almost completely tattooed | restaurant keepers Upper circle \ home of her own i ey 6 it 4 universal educa- h love devices, each the souvenir of a separate sweet- Praises the Nigh Hat. Wat white i am a drudge. To-day we have, iractically, nilitary mer | erwa. on, Ye . ” She was the fakirs’ Carmen, for whom they Mid Bitter of The Brening W ware of Mrs. K. O. | yromined millennium? it doesn't. How would Mke to may to C. R. Mo- Te he kéiter of Tae Rvenii “ om here. Let re€ormers take up and for whom some of them, at least, were ready : he yaudl Af Aixious corréapondent for Fing OU, some new ery. The old one seems to Cormack. condemns Gest To the Filter of The Kveaing Worl me about playat out. DISGUSTED. high bet as ugly, that both of them are|advice before accepting a military man | the most Greasy of aii hate of the |for her future spouse. That step shows, Here is a wood way for country read. | A Broadway Nu B effort is to be made to reform Mary, bat after her t, re to tel! if they have of] on their) of e Mle econ winter style. The silk hat hes been|that ehe is a sensible creature. My 1B | To the Editor of The Evening World: conquests © conventional life will recognised by the formmost nations as| vice ts: Keep right on being sensible {7s sapeclally If there is @ wpring| “we, not have one more good police being the stander’ bet. kt bas with-/end don't let a-uniform and a few gold | rise, ht @ match. Hold it over the/ reform and wipe out the Broadway beg- ‘ oil 4 VARIOUS TOPICS. DEG EEE S45 19264 OOGEETEOEED { Fortune’ under the name of Marton Parker new name tsn't half a etty as the old, but there's one thing over This Inst ety bud from Washington or thie re n thanks Any place on the that Mrs. Henry V who brated her elghty-ffth irthday on March 18 is not the oldest American actress after all This Jon properly belongs to Mrs. | ing, whose son is now appear g with Elita Proctor (tis. Mra Young was born fn London May 1812. She te therefore ninety years of age. Mre Youngs New York Bianche Bates, as we all know, ean ave about any the way \uteous ramen: that her soul craves But there's the + Her soul doesn ve anything the kind. and she looks upon time given to the trying on| of gow wasted, Miss Bates is the oy and at the same time the despair her modiste, She !s not in the le fussy,’ on the contrary, she is only too willing to close her eyes to any lit- | tle defevie in the way of stray wrinkles lor crooked seams, !f only the drei maker will let her off with @ light sen- tence Miss Bates's one desire, ao far as 3 s is concerned, is to ok passa- ble Uthers are welcome to the frills jand fal-iale JANE GORDON. | 7 PERSISTENT WHEELER. Previous to appointing Gen. “Joe” Wheeler to a command In the war with | Spain, the Pittsburg Dispatch President McKinley consulted the late Senator Davis, of Minnesota, about the matter. “I think It would be a splendid appointment, id Mr. Davis. am a living witness of Joe Wheeler's grit and civil persistence. During the chased me through five war he He waits for men who come out catres with women Sometimes ighte matches for their cigaretion Sometimes he follows for a block, beg- ging and at last growing insolent. He hinks because you are with a woman you won't resent and wil pay to get rid of him. One auch man (he looked lke @ ‘longshoreman and was well able to work) followed my wife and me nearly two blocks Monday night when we left the theatre. At last he spoke Insuitingty and I was reluctantly forced to knock him down into the gutter, The police should put down this nuisance, ARTHUR PAYNE BELSTONE. White Is Not a Color. ‘To the Baitor of The Breaing World: L says that white is a color. A it is.m0t. Which wins? c r gar? tt ne says a about shrough the faith you kept for. SESE EG69F066-06-099F 049 DHGOGESE1OOEO 1-0 > @ ¢ O WHAT IS HOME Without a Morgan? © who will buy the rallroads Who'll boss the Billion Trust, Who'll arrange the morgers, Who'll gather in the dust Since Morgan's gone abroad? O who will purchase pictures, Who'll make the record rid Who'll rule the money marke Who'll stay financial tides Since Morgan's gone abroad? POOH EEF P TT OOOH © whom will preachers preach on, Whom will reporters chase Who'll dodge subpoena servers Who'll set the Wall street pace Since Morgan's gone abro ! © who will ran the country eae Who'll set the nation right, Who'll gather tn the profits bees eben eee bebe pe Who'll be our wnt light Since Morgan's gone abroad? © Morgan, JP Hear ye your eountr al, And answer HIGHROADS © © & ‘© © ® TO SUCCESS. BY GRACE DUFFIE BOYLAN. IX.—WHEN A MAN MARRIES HIS HEART HIGH LOVE, (Copyright 192, by Grace D. Boyia HEN @ man tnarries a gentle, cling ttle creature and takes her to her new home ty amy there no other time tn his whole | wood that is within him is so strong and his impulses so to heaven Woo has not seen a ca: man become gentle id mutely of a young love, amd! stirred te ne slip of a girl has sudde on his strength and her con caure t realize that whe has in her power, for this brief time. to arting impressions . art and to either nditter hin character an that the intl ng to make a x ner time when = as when the untrie! has won goes to } t may a tran. her life into his care that they do not feel tals, and wh Inge toward all that is best and truest f in knows the pths of thin me emot Bu te her ata inter time, when little, groping helpless hands ~ across her bosom and her # ' 1 to make ner worthy of the confidence that lig! ner baby's eyes It is sald a wife's Influence laste only as long 1 sion which he has cast about her can be preserve In it a strange thing, knowing this. that women allow the beautiful intangible vell which rs them sacred in their husband's eyes, to be torn away”? If wore her Mdeailty all through those first honey moor *. why could e not wear it through w Perhaps there is fe and motherh wt too h familiar mu meatic atfe ‘The right to solitude ts not justly considers: the contract between the partners. And the dignity of the tndividual is lost sight of in maintaining the right« of the firm ‘The woman who keeps a inan’s love st Keep his interest | and curtosity alive concerning her. He must not know that she is going to be in a certain place in a tr gown and with an unfailing smile every day at one fixed and unalter- able time He must not be sure of anything the workl about her, but her truth and goodness, and he will treat hee at thetr golden wedding he showed her as a bride A Hittle more knocking at the doors in the house of Ifes Tve between marr! . charm and delicacy stival with the sam psy that 4 people would preser f the courtship * full of happy homes, and It ts said by a famous Jurist that the percentage of divorces 1 twill be * by and by, when those ab wed become familiar with the rigate and limitations of ¢ ts the one and only excuse for marr eternal, tt is th Feat and most del! He sets it in the hearts isa florist may plant his cholcest rose t will live, but siving tt the right and chane: A woman can r it forth too many e sto make @ It is indeed her province. the object of her th care and she must establish her claim that tt ts the heart and centre of the world For marriage was oript+ nated and ned by woman. It ts for protection and honor man would fain be free asa buttertly in & garden of honeysuckles or a bee ina field of clover, he ace epta the institution for sake And as he makes the best fit. she should make it for the best T have been quite frank in admitting our vanity, and now Tam & to wet up cour And BAY those big brothers of outs are vainer still; and there is a point that any one should seize in a cam Y uppiness Men love to be praised Ar ave discovered ypaliing fact that the | last person from whom a man expects praise is his wife | Think of that! When love's tende th all the hard places in I tel! my husband truth about himself.”* said the wife of a public man recently, and an older woman answered ‘ dear, my dear, how can you be #o rash! was the faith and flattery of Ruth Whiteomb that made her husband succeed they were both young, and he had never dreamed of leaving the old place until the sudden realization of his le wife's Gainty looks and gentle ways awakened his desire to protect hee from the hardships of the farm “I want to take you to the town to Ilve, Ruthie,’ he said. “But I don't know how I could take care of you thera, These big, rough hands are modelled for the plouga handle, 1 guess; but I have always wanted to study law A foolish notion, like enough, and I suppose you'll laugh at me.” Hy looked at her with a man’s sharp dread of being ridle culed. But she put her army around his neck and answered: “Never think that I would do that! How could I, loving you as 1 do? Besides, | know you would make « great law- ler. Your head is just the right shape for it, and I want you to begin to study now So they moved to the town and set up a real home tn two rooms, and John pored over the leather-covered tomes and tried to get the John Does and Richard Roes sorted out, and Noundered in hypothetical cases and sank in the deep mo Tasses of exhibits, articles and clauses—snd goodness and Ruthie know what else—until one day he said there was no uae in trying; he could not see through it and he was gotpg to give it up and go home Then the woft arma wore around his neck again and ee Mute woman assured him that he would do no such tag He was born to be great, and she knew It, His bump of logte fale expanded under her hand as she softly smoothed nap air. So ft went on until examinations. Then Jonn fatled ana came back to Ruth, white, haggard and desperate ‘Tam a fool,” he sald, “and know no more of law than a Jack rabbit. 1 am going to take you and all my other hopes back to the farm.” But Ruth said: “Not one of us will go. You are going to be a great man, I know, because ali the great men the world has known failed at first. That's a splendid sign. And we are going to try again, And s0 they did, and still again, and tn the end came tri- umph, and ever and ever so much later a place among the lawmakers in the United States Senate for John ‘Doesn't it seem strange?’ said he to Ruth when the great day came and he was chosen. “Not @ bit," answered Ruthie “I always knew coming. I told by the shape of your head." tigse “But it was not that,” answered the Senator. “Tt all came me tn your teats He had married her when