The evening world. Newspaper, April 4, 1902, Page 10

Published dy the Press Publishing Company, No. 53 to 61) + Park Row, New York 4 at the Post-Omce F Mall Matter A 5 ry . 3 ] ? no. 14,888 | JOKES OF OUR OWN} ieeian ; ; fodle GOT THE gon. } What is going to 1 matter; ? J pore sorect of the enforcer se law Ke ma mr e i Mayor Low he nly asserted that the unusual ani| ¢ What qua s have H Temarkable oom < of last Sunday were “the dire for oatca they wet } outcome of tne 5 nderstanding a sriap 3 Ack ‘ operation letwoen the Mayor, the Police and the District-Attorney MEAN If this invans anythin Ransay EVIDENCE “ his appointee, the Police : caren 1 ‘ closing up every saloon in : me ici mext Sunday but every St aw is jo lle er ® - force—not only in on n every | $ ae precinct. a Ay : i if this is going to be done direct and positive orders] « ate Brains x duly signed and attested to this effect should be given] [to the in order that there may be no mistake about the eltua- ; vs f tion. To withhold such orders would be a cowardly Panes shirking of authority and a gross injustice to the patrol- EW VERSION Men. To have full effect the orders should be issued LN ‘ hele x to-day if possible—!f not. certainly to-morrow uy Will Mayor low direct Commissioner Partridge te bak) issue such orders and will he countersign them when issued? e.—The good citizens of New Jersey w Jealous the good nam ¢ State will not rae decision of the Perth Amboy magistrate affirming right of @ father to chain Sim little boy to the f was a New sey judge who fixed one ar ons fa child's maximum va ANARCHISTS IN COOPER UNION, Police Capt. Churchill accomplished something better for the order of the city last night than the closing of galoon side doors. He cleared Cooper Union of An- archists who were distributing incendiary literature and took some of the more persistent of the offenders to the | station-house. He vigorously squelehed their atteer Brant to capture the memorial meeting in honor of the late ASE ex Gov. Altgeld, of Iilinols. It was an occasion when a} + Policeman's nightstick registered the will of the people Decent ¥ poopie w with admirable emphasis. ¢ watering i th st These arrests were made a few hour after Gov. Odell | + <= had signed the bill designed to stamp out anarchy in|] _ two this State. The bill imposes a penalty of not more than nares at u ten years’ imprisonment or more then $5,000 or both on “Dat'a nothin’? Me were . “persons who advocate anarchistic doctrines by speech, ne Queen of de Ma . writing or otherwise.” The bill thas become a law Just in time to cover the Cooper Union offenses of lust night ‘Why not apply it to the offenders by way of a good be- ginning? Spoiling a Joke.—The passage of the anti-oleomargarine bill by the Benate deprives the professional humorists of the country af one of thelr steady @ources of Income the Joke on the boarding-bouse butter THE PERSONAL-TAX QUESTION, THE Casmien. Ne awept the bank ou As office boys must TU) in die geal he finally Departed with the dust According to the revised personal-tax assessment list eps FA QUBEN-of England ‘ elebrated her thirty-nint pf this year, there are only six persons in New York! veaaing Seuiterer Pd ues possessing taxable personal property of the value of/ bridesmaids and both her lalanorters $1,000,000 ané upward. ere ata tiv! ‘Kecording to the inventory of the estate of the Iate/RURNHAM. JUDGE s WwW Robert Goelet, the executors of the estate are in pos- ned from the United Sta lreu session of personalty of a value of $12,868,414.60. If this enon, Will hereafter devote his! immense estate consists entirely of United States bonds, FORey non-taxable stocks or other forms of nontaxable prop- HARRIS. PREBIDDN T—of Amhers erty its exemption from assessmont is just and legal,| . Tretinorehenein but it should be proven. If {t is taxable why is ft not) gradua than can be found among assessed? the graduates from any other Amer can college HOWARD G B—recently discovered A Nerogiyphic stairwas en | America. a reproduction of which » | be placed in the Peabody Museum at THE WORLD: FRIDAY EVENING, APRIL 4, 1902. << Ghe Funny Side i i SAVED FROM THE | SYSTEM’ { BY THE ; PATROLMEN { NO MORE } “NO TORE Ww bridge \ DEADLY BLOW. METHUEN LORD in anata “An Dutchman’ ts quot ssserting | ran e his name as were a5 that it man Emperor's to Mr xr ad Kruger h was the rea the Boer] PARK GILBERT the Tak pave War, as jt encouraged the Boers to expect German inter vention If this German Emperor has wk th ch British Emp 2 blow worse the one deat 7 France by Bismarck THE AMERICAN FLAT ABROAD. HOHOrAENVURRIER OE aes i Appur the A " vaper has no rt “ * Tation in t ry explanat an there s “AN REY be of the Lo " aise of Amerie t ne le alte k can flat’ Th pa that yd 8 “er t . where # repent cyclopedius € f flat vine building. 1 4 we Ww an show Ray tis tea : i tant A CHAMPION WARD. Mit nee HOPE Omeshvely | Wart? Mancheaier, N It, has than New Y 6 formed ta trans-| jis) omee neater Ns WAR among port to New York Sta ne Ree aror sama A 1 s 4 tt RENIN S f bs - aR , . Manhattan Mud ‘Ncasene re { man w 4 nh ’ 1 Asscssors proveme Ne 1 strial 8 ing the ; £ Xiraordina , age s Tustoes 1 ) is ; ahitepaie witt cr arranke a ¢ ' s Vou 1 roon a . Pos st Assiata ois : a Commins \ elevator apartments’ ato posecomon F * Clerk, two F we ne “ s Q ’ . a * og dual dw 8 pres fagatontt wef andy \ ow rs Aaley now K Infant t : | Prano, and e¢ t te “ fallow sult » " 1 Hs wnter Mad{ ").9 © . me ant), } * rs * ps as Sverything 1 m wh w vot . tra be tt PUL W a |know that wood looking girls. both F feure and face. are tard to find gn 4 A DOUBTFUL PHRASE. where JAMES W Bye manet of the Rresing Werld Perplexed Dilemma. Can you tell mo the exact m ing of the expression, “A| To tne Belitor Prentng Worlt Mbera! enforcement of the Sunda law?’ and enlighten a 4 READER Po Tt fg rather difficult to define the exact meaning of expression. It is one of those rather frequent forms English language which mean one thing when a 4s running for office and a very different thing - tor Evening World.) | There !s a gentleman employed tn our office where | am stenographer who in sints on calling me by my first name (or! rather, by an abbreviation of tt) all the time, to my great disgust. I have begged him not to, and have even eaid “sir!” put all to no avail. It fen't a matter in which I can well appeal to the em- plever, @© what am 1 to do, readers? ON THE ROOF. on XED Gi Ison, To the Fait n a 4 Kind rm me when the Windsor was burned cs One Way to Get a Seat. To the Falltor of The fvening Worlt L always Ret a aeat on cars in the NOTHIN SOME ONE ELSE DID IT, PROM THE PEOPLE ON of Lif DOIN. HER PROFE: “Wate Mette perience as « Hid you do at the Hist av th’ kiteher What in the th Mladelphia Re ION, pu had any Noo wir Wh place?’ “OL w “Oculist of t world did y have ast DOUBTFUL PHA The Miss persen audience wild over my singing 1 had to + my sonw ny less than four times Mra. Oldt Whs. that’s just t y the: kn ised to make me do ‘wn the time when y omy lesson Boston Trans me fozen times. WONDERMENT. there No t Wax not hardly a living it under rald the « 1a py iver. Ab!’ replied the sturgeon, sentiment nott a vag ent ug Why T feel in inom delphia Press ague HONEST Goops, Do vou guarant this vring matter to be absolute armiese? Deaier—1 do. It's the same sel to the dairymen —Chtoag A HARD mAs Is he» master of Bnglis y udge by akes with Detroi mire r ‘ went she heard of the death way of trying t A STRENUOUS COUNTY. 4 Hutler wor INE SUPPERS WITH TINJCINI CIGARS! COUL y arm + few BORROWED JOKES. oe yee from ¢ much money in Rleau'a of- Tt is a wonder nat ny re ly ; Leigh is back in New York a . it moet sucvemeful appearante ve ke (ipte Reads new i} play ow . ring season $ Saturday ) RREL. THEIR FIRST QUA WINTER DREAMS. dA and field Gray BK) The streams he snow on wo overhead the stretches thee lips of iaugh | fecincatea | In shence wanders slowly dy If} marth sumbers, and her dreams | who knowr | Hot they may sometimes de tke | o Fae |B Lyrica of spring in winter'« prose | That sing of bude and leaves | and flowers [9 Dreams of that day when from the south CS en ee ee | Comes Apri as at fire: she | came, | To hold the bare twig to her mouth | And blow it into fragrant Mame | Frank Dempster Sherman in | the Atlantic Monthly VARIOUS TOPICS. young women I see there even worthy of being gra ke to gee shorter road me this hours are ced sng na with the with a look. Most of them must know MISS ! ‘ pwie os 3 that they 1) not much to look at; set os EC eo weed vemen they entirely disregard this fact and Complains Against Father. Ki n A sport about as if they were really the Seyicins ta lie morning. swing the rest moat beautiful creatures In the world ofthe day until about 4.9 POM, then well say that I am 0 out and work until 1 ok AL M the time when a next day EMPLOYEE. | trul th The car. 1a) Tee Much Sepmother, To the Bittor of The Brening Wortd T am a boy of etxteen. Have a at. me Hemoans Dearth of Reauty. *| To the Editor of Rrentog World I notice from time to time that there really very few good-looking or Aged to resents this and says fm the word hell thrash futher are retty woman shall stand before 18 PE! ep- ‘WILKINSON'S WOES, | The Japanese Man in the Kitchen. advertise it home. the kitchen or Then T 1 monly and pulled 1 again no | t towent down al mar the snow. Ie t a word, and I in Vited Aim in aud he follow hire He apret he hall and took off his overcoat and nar Tdid what migh the © Onye juette at but ast yadn't yet enga ‘ sot treat him as a onored s shat t and bung them \ we front room 1 me i ‘ st three words of nos m { " er bowed nor ia ‘ wis a dap t and some tha ! . Jout. if Tecan what groceries te wants When he Bes to the door wdmit ' fltow ke ve me ate At me r | mumms ta the a Being Homesick Messages from a Mis- sourian to His Cousin in the Provinces, Y Dear W m. ‘This . Neve it treet + et our mpl We are in this respect xo! ' the forelen thing and ther ' ! +| travel th t Ww we t ‘ fe when a t is at th a 1 | Was taken too serious som what | Little peasantry was 1 ' (Huauette and oeeame 4 the Er lavilore j And on Englisnma ‘ ‘ aking efeommt almost a t wert f tra Jat a hurry, the Brite took s 8 it away us South Af : strenuous | . 5 Ory trudge home peave ow y whe has made a News son ‘ther outlying St His ieisure Ritestae 4 late din ar wn rong tree And mataria ! H ma tng and i * “Loar bs Le Hridss And Melee it toes There F eee Win are othe in at and live 1 rar from Louisiana w first carne Jin the combat tot 1 { hours, would stan politely: rem And he always was recent! tit ine Me learned the ‘wave onty Pittsburg f wa ¢ him ready to ne himsel and Killed All of which merely goes to and moves quicker Hasti " world moyves— HORAC, JAPAN'S NATIONAL ANTHEM, Japan has, perhaps, the shortest of all nation, j 14s called “im! Ga Yo." trom ite stat tives earn consisia of thirty-two syllables, which ! try, now. | ever, am thirty-one, The exceeding brevity ts due to the na- tonal fondness for conciseness of phram and for er vomy of min all forma of art. The patrintic rong is what the calla “tanka,’ or a veree ve he firme [third being of five. and the othe Seven wv llahles. | low ta given the anthem in Japanese. with an Finglish trans. lation Kimi ga yo wa Chiye no yachivo nt Sazare tehi no Iwawo to narite Koke no mumu made. May our Lord's domain tast TH 4 thousand years hay ‘Twice four thousand times Firm as changeless rock, earth Moms of ages uncomputed A SECT OF WIFEOCRATS, In neveral villages of Finland the woman haw authority, for a relimioun sect extats there whore dis ire forced to marry and to take a vow to submit to evenings. because, If I nee a man seated! loath family cows, 80 T beg film not to,| peautiful women in the "L" cars. Many | mother and can't get along with her. the wife in all things, reading, I stand between him and the | Wil readers susmest? M % | (nd many is the time that have gazed| My father does not anything, and| The women choose one of their number for moverning head, Nght #o he can't read well, Then, each Short Hours for Car M jong and earnestly the different wom. | she keeps on_teilli me to out of whore duty it is to see that the men behave themeeives, and time the car eways, I apparently lone | To the Waiter of Tae Evening World en I have met in the cars in the hope of | the house nq | (0 punish them if they transgreas, Similar are the “Purif. my balance and tn seeking to rey it 1 wead heavily on his feet, When|or more pay for various classes of men Seeing the agitation for shorter hours| coming across one that was really at- ractive and pleasing to the eye. Most et ‘don't ike it ai se eet | ca oa who recognise the eupremacy of