The evening world. Newspaper, April 3, 1902, Page 10

_THE WORT ® IDSVENING WorRiLbpsS | See en asi ¢ THURSDAY EVENING, APRIL 3, 1902. : DOUBLE PAGE. YY Ghe Funny JS ide of Life. < + COHEN THE CIRCUS : CAME TO TOWN. * Published b: Park Row, New York. i : NV RUBGOUND: (RICE Ge Rfor aus [SROEC é RNG Xr an 8 ‘ ; To dow ow s hill, es VOLUME 42 JOKES OF OLR OWN; THE PENITENT. ;BORROWED JOKES.) 2S SST ae a2 that which gave us perfect bliss— ° THE NEC lz oP AND DOWN ; Cale Of boyheod's joy ti wn s Jen cages Oa an : k . Pe a \ Mra J J t! That fe : is came to town. record under bi atl ayor Low ¥ In } J DIDNT : m : view of some of th nts the put : / : me L ‘ . press, it\ seems to me p BLACK MAI \ p ~ an This is encou Mayor | + PEE by on CEM NoBODY 1 oseanat ; : SaiEK weeks ahead sometimas reads t . $ TH E wi? Bos blacksmith shop mended for imitation R hot « TWAS [0 “RI Wit pated cand! brawt “never reads the newspaper } \ OTHER FELLER: x : ' we'd see It murages the bh hat the M ) E ~ + HEARD IN LONDON. : v s came ‘to towr enco * nope that the Mayor | a { ate to read the evidence in the McAuliffe case and t me rae cyst 5 Ke \ . ‘ : ulninatientinewerven ited ming up of the case in The World from day t g { 4 { : ay will thereby obtain {nformation as to a situation of of } : | id fairs in the Police Department which urgently demanda) + i § Werrtidel HAG oni the: @aaone 4 his attention and his !mmediate and energetic action {ik -: } , ¥ rt ¢ 7 pret rar own If, as the Mayor claims, the revolt of the patrolmen ts| - ONE BEVERY Foul VRAKS ? neni ae facaee td “the direct outcome of the perfect understanding and) > 1s» wenig-Brat pint : complete co-operation between the Mayor. je Police) poy S Hava bxei born . Se watched the big white tent go up- z Commissioner and the District-Attorney of New York |? i i liad pate panda Ne eer ey ; County,” the same co-operation and understanding tn ; PAPA EXPLAINS i : sae i] the McAuliffe case could insure the triumph of jus 2 4 ‘ ore tricad’ And then we Erba tore Rood eeetae and remove from the department the disgr 4 * a Ww { r paseo ids . k tae new proach of worse than !neffici t! ; i, sated qa: ow A Man in an Emereency : F “} Se: age RS UIAaH Con hel needaaee the Great Northern train : \ . ifoeal? young electrician who : oneal . ae ; Thee Rauened See took out a telegraph in & 70 atop asking H Of the flaming cireus bill (Cae ith from) Hencgiarters! But’ fOr) ss) yuestions « And though Ned Baxter is no more fitm the train might still be burted in the snow $ i Pn pent ee ae a eee ee » PROFESSIONAL. i ie tintn ead) Bayanha JEROME'S TENDERLOIN TOLR. | 3 what ac! { “ Mr, Jerome made another tour of the Tenderloin last| + | Y*% & ‘ { night, his second nocturnal round of “wh Neh r cs PREMATURELY OLD. 4 ’ ho siereedd 4 sorts within a week. Last night, as befor ad al? Y Aart > t fa young office assistant with him, to whom he acted as): Chicago » Mist as oi’ y UNFALTERING. guide, philosopher and friend, pointing out with a word | u ~ s 4 iy Pact atin terest hia Uveres pobdEs of comment the places that shine gorgeous and gilded in| HOME-MADE ALPS. } ypinton of said ¢ a - the electric glare. On his previous visit, the Dist CN AN orga <fe aL ears CD smnawemd. the eueiai: epoititee A Fantastic Interview witha Attorney gazed with most interest at the cambling-| * ; ani mad Vantine Real Natob of Fifth Avenue. houses, “where the lights were burning brightly and ee Seataell 7 Uk ® | a my biue day and the cares of life people were passir and out.” Last night he displayed elites i - IR e| ‘ n In the evening, ut Oriental palaces and st Asa } el antenatal ire CUA & HVfth avenue past one of tho “looker-on In he also took a peep Inte oO ron 4 ' Goon LUCK: 2 l'that \thomush tas Saturna. ca jesse which he entered and vated on a (ivan, watched the cA ¢ © H need t 1 , tughed the but: changing crowd.” His tt r sulde-books ie pele aS the t A Kental-faced man opened the was a little more extenstve than before. It + On every jurors face the caretaker?” I ushed Sharkey's and some of t r sntious but no less | fo.) when his olfentia Inet the case, 1d pleasant?s vicious places of resort on Third avenue and Fourteenth | + it seema he has found o1 aaldey street. Shree furore thieves, two mad, four us band "Come in’ he said, ae I shook Mr. Jerome can no longer say that h: somewhat] . All Mars, beyond a doubt i ampt * drewing mom. “Take @ Louls yas to what is going on uptown.” He has expert-| * . Ish ed look at that gem on the wall | 6-0-4-4-6-4-0-6 AO G49-30050-8DD T I make an entry om two at my eserttotre’’ e benefits of tr vel and acquired wisdom, What serthbled a few lines with a diamond to do with the results of these recon- sal 5, oadstees a am Keeping a diary explained. “to while away the Ti mmaeuinosrs Would you like a bottle ef Pontet Canet, A. 5 Yes,” Taaid. “or two HE WILL CONFESS ALL. { SOMEBODIES. A LITTLE BASHFUL. ; MISTIMED. : i ; | FOOTLIGHTS. Policemen as Conn an Wettiaufer, in Make {t three,’ ANTIPRSON Mie J ce F Montaine a Rona + ‘ye back at me heartily as he ‘ setting evidence for a tion, an he told ie ate i Magistrate Deuel, “tasted which he found to] S"nual oretorical sear A tae $ eae wit] he | Wantshed behind the silken portieres Raitoketaan tented 't entZ SI AaGa i cinioh Coke Ashe . tn male ! Troy te-nlx ntaine ees s he declared as he returned with an armful of tained whisk t ) prejudicial to the} * De thes S CTS Sere ‘ set tet OE AiMch the noses of antique wine bottles morals of nen to detail them to make t xetee| (8 3 $ hes Ro Remmelvee to eet i cthiet Wht of the twentieth arrests in one dia BARR, AMPA the famo: . ¢ | " . J a gee ve to wait myself. I'm all there is fe |] dresses almost atwnys f } |" the Rouse Come Into the dining-room.”* : } k | © sat at the «rand old mahogany table and U wee 7 oa ENE of Miwa »4 b} = Ia tnetiess by ate the PROGRESS BACKWARD. a a ee ee camels { tines and [isinttest of crackers off Incquered plates of the ‘most Full returns only make the results of the Chicago | ee ‘ev! ies! & sits : - nt Pravee. and drank our Pontes city election appear worse. ‘The election was the most Sipps A ' n sin eoblets as frail as icicles and wiped S a \* nA * napkins of priceless lace. Th important in recent years. It decided the quee as . ' " 3 epee rapturously in our vein eiraresclai wine to whether the renewal of the «treet ratlroad franchises ot ; Mhere 9 Mr. Wanderbilt?”’ 1 aaked should be decided by the citizens or the boodlers, and oh ub Sa Sore , peat poor on Deaslog (i Wie ner he tngutred. . : owns this ho donanit hes He baat +8 the citizens have handed the control over to the boo ANTE raat | el eave I eve that was the name,” sald the cata oa ‘alors, a a Ae faud Ranke is ab woman juat| haven't heard from him for five yearn’ a ni shaping new The caretake Pa ie With this direct, immediate vital Issue appealing ‘ * ” r . 2 3 S x | elt Se aie nes Lae crip he “K pee renee ee: for decision, one-half of the voters stayed awny i wa ® 5 tt yeet tothe tall SCE un our ch and holsted the polls ygether: the other half. after voting i . \ M Take. w . on know. sat oe. ruminatively, “1 , en Seaplte whi £ OHIRED Nah ¥, “I sometimes think air in favor of “public rshin of publ atte % ' i Hank } AU SoD NG LMS WX rk miliionatre fumtiee. He dosen't voted the old notortous, discredited and corrupt spoils. | : i x reat leparnsine hitihallal ilelieNtitHen AiR inte eee | f ' sa ’ i vest friend of the caretaker in all the men Into power again bbe ci V 8 is millions upon a palace, stocks It with the What salvation is there for a city which thus sur- | she 78 * ip " w muy Ww be 5 ity Bese the finest pictures on ite renders {ts sacred right self-government? ‘ever It ts : ON d ediefeadinuneyihe aah dita) rvs Then we get it = = ' gear Te} } | R ile ist . Persian rue ear upon the gor rile “= nay x . tel ! 4 t K ‘ ‘ fonk favor of a new or © are perhaps one hu “1 HOW TO DO IT, SIMIBON Oa at nH : na ni ; ; : Techaps one hundred palaces in Fifth avenue” ; 4 ‘& an “ r ) Jimminy k $ ible wuse'n se |e A Hoosier Cinder Funns ' 4, “that cost a hundred! millions or more, Th Mr. Patrick Sheedy, an eminent citizen of New Yor} t t # | how names of re of- fe The men that pay for buil ey're ‘ I at at pay for building them never come back. andiof tha world) has be ig eer Se a eo oe t a ayers who become} We shut the blinds in winter and aprinkle the iawn, {f there Bt Louis Exposition n view of cra Fouls ALARMING. AT THE JUNGLE PARTY. oe) SUSAN en etree | Milaa Malye boy int aumemers| Ne pti All in ‘em and all that Me . : 3 t Ahi 1 1s OBis Into ‘em. Personally, of coures, we're re success by securine oncession for high " Wergee a0 Cl ctey poor, but of- G ) ” month and found. ‘Dnt; bling. Mr , Buffalo “ way we're found! ink of the ruined their sh " ne 7 Je poured 9 glass of wine and threw 1 nenchatantly out he hopes that the t kill the { F AY we are the luckt h 0 the lucktest show by closing up the town mrs B York, and nobedy knows it but ourselves etietati Backed ST ; s\anla cenit x It is not likely that the St. 1 suthorit wi} . prats : a Rave any objection.” | asked, eaing at comply with Mr. Sheedy’ phila os IN HARNESS ‘ ; ‘ DEY RACA TM, AY Ry LAE He a praie age ile ie Nabe Ainoovery, “to my : } 3 co 0 eee aude help them, but !t ts n ne of N : } iG pen) NEI vs tha , ring: . “I would prefer that m 0 soe shows that : a ne te 4 he cepited y name should not be mentioned,” we against gambling and to place the enforcement of : ) “TL will agree to that.” sata T; “1 don't nm the laws In the hands of a iininistration of the . “Very well,” ald he, “and when you write the tnt very purest type without in at 3 NTISTRY you might end tt with a joke whtoh I once thought out." } é "Yea?" out. fering with the prosperity of Mr. Sheedy’# industry : i ODD DENTISTR iia A 3 fustry ets ee eae : ; Japmnese dentist dora not frighten Ou nee, we're called caretakers?” “ im * DT i ? tent with H tee! “Exactly.” OTHER FOLKS’ CHILDREN, * " Ff { str nis. All his ope in tooth- “Ww that’s the joke We ain't. The mfllional ‘There is a Sheltering ( Eo Saelaty cn Washing The #0 Hu : ' . cawing are performed by the thumb] takes all the care and we take the rest.” FRED Nem ‘ ¢ { forefinger of one hand. ‘The aki! 7 ton Heights where a troop of 400 re 4-for 0: Re 2 p « ed for | ane ne Ay (iia nS 3 essary to do this Is acquired only When this institution was erected there were amp ; Biswint thee : } after long practice, but when once tt in NEW SECRETS OF YOUTH, grounds about it; now the region {s closely butlt up ar Ant an in 12 ‘ : haat ine keornsgre seeile 10 SEKEAct A new plan for retaining the charm of youth haw been the noiso of the young arabs at 1 8 so deafening to In med . . i } Satya see nates 1. Tt requires a continual dieting, but one so easily : ; nis without once removing his fingers! followed that few of the Inconventences of - neigh t ey ypose to complain to { from the patient's mouth. The dentist's| present. Eat uncooked apples constantly pied systems are of Health to abate the nu . eC education commences with the pulling) in moderation, and drink distilled water o Bie aaa Sicouree, Pohl ba intorcsiliig to ouacrre whatlom Fan Tent etindsThaval ; Slee Tan hink teraithar cava t ue which have been nreesed| to the new theory, years wiil he added to your lity sonoratoe: fs taken in th oratically eve fond t that y i WLP. fre peas we ave evidences of age will be long in coming. . ae deo duddvOaroudvins inte an on plank With a heavy maliet.| Prof. Bluefern ts the sponsor of the new theory, and hie ollkhiitharshalan —— | arrument is based on the supposition that as age advances “<< LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE ON VARIOUS TOPICS, _ |! mittee trina Phosphorte act@ contains the least amount of earth salts, of children: 1 @ brute as not to But actually th usually Iimited to his own progeny. It n ; supposed that the author of “Little Boy $ Moyinw § 7 sympathetic a friend of children ax they ever had.) j was f Rive nthe Taine) wet « while over here, when tt, We are not a handsome race, we men,| and for that reason is probably the nearen had. Yet z Workt and gas m. TA t R t ereap indoor: 0 . t t appro: his newest biographer, m Thompson, says that) ; t 2 | en nais aie Rien eect eerie Nears A EG CBOIDE SMO aia pe RRMA Heook wiitiont as iauch a hat | ‘ ‘a * rite ath Tt k ” rt woe in cars. The English, | why pretend we ? Y If you want to live long, to retain your youth at th i as much are in ‘cin shit , Ave a ta k was 4 c : gece ca much plenaie making w cht dae NSS edit | phe rf " é Navy Man's Ide time, and to Increase your brain tisaue, ent plenty of ees ery, th hen study its face in froteht, as in making |" : ‘ . row 1 stud ons te| To the Edltor of The Brening World Don't peel them, Drink only distilled water and eat as little Mit laugh.” We do not belleve the statement, but there Iw - ¥ i. ' ft qe I seo “TH. S E.'s" advice to “Miss| Dread as possible. A diluted solution of phosphoric acid ts no doubt that one's own precious darling SMITH. |, J. A. not to marry navy men, ay] also recommended by the professor to those who care to take ” are the hope of the nation. bu » New Hat ts Here. “ t . ‘ oo tr ‘ . BE ties: onthe arenes sometimes not ta eno on Bi ian ee npciuren?| one of $0 and we can't Judge heen 7 ce palpalaad tigate epartagherraad Malo Mat amon rds ete Monae Fete es uccta siete ert onking at| ail” ising an ex-aevy man mvseit unt]. ONE SORT OF EDUCATION, pthe heart of a Malthus stnnd stil! with apprehen-| thought and hopes that reformer | at all with ccerespondents who re] tve been in Enwl ra year. On| The real man in renl life as I see him, fickle minded without a kick. My aa: “The scientific men are i. I hope we whall Rewe no speculate on the course of the food that is to f)1| !!! originate a “picturesque and be- riding girls as homely The maj rainy days over there people think however, is small (as a rule), serubby,| vice to “Miss C. J. A." 1s: Marry the| more dubblelngs with laboritorys and that sort of thimg A coming hat.” Well, the reformer did| ity of American girle ure pi hi pothing of taking long walks. You|and netther noble mor beautiful, nor) navy man if you love him and he loves| good sound eleymentary education for our children te what dente appear on Fifth avenue on Kaster Sun-| some or beautiful, and eo you find mere] uften hear the expression, “It's a fine'even picturesque nor strong in tace.| you. ' » & W. we wapt; good reading, good writeing and good extthmatic,