The evening world. Newspaper, April 1, 1902, Page 8

Pubiished by the Press Publishing Company, No. & to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-OMce at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. VOLUME 42..... ...... «NO. 14,833. THE FIRST REQUISITE. The permanent retention of Col. Partridge as Com- missioner of Police is obviously impossible. If there requirements of this most important office, that question bas been finally settled by the developments of the mast few days. The reform of the Police Department was one of the first pledges of the reform movement; {t is one of the first duties of the reform administration, and by in meant not a superficial or temporary reform « evils, but a thorough. unsparing, merciless and per- manent reform which shall sweep away the whole sys- tem of corruption from top to bottom and reconstruct and reorganise the force on @ basis of efficiency, honesty and inoorruptibility. To expect such a reformation of the force from the administration of Col. Partridge would be worse than foolish. He iacks the qualities needed to battle with the tutrenched forces of blackmail, terrorism and “pull,” backed up as they are by the whole organized and de- flant law-breaking interests of the city. If anything ‘s to be done it must be done by some other and stronger man at the head of the department. | A change must be made, and, since it is inevitable | the change cannot be made too soon. No further delay | should bo permitted in carrying out the pledge to which the reform administration te most solemnly committed ‘and which !t has most conspicuously failed to keep. & Livety Outlock—Last Sunday's salcon-closing exper!- ence in Greater New York attracts attention to the pros- pects of next Sunday. It te Likely that the newspapers ef Monday morning will have some “mighty interesting WELL DONE, MR. ROCKEFELLER. | In contributing a quarter of a million dollars to the! endowment fund of Barnard College and thereby secur- ing an additional! quarter of a million from other bene- factors Mr. Rockefeller has earned a tribute of apprecia- tion from all friends of the higher education of women dn Greater New York. It would be hard to speak too highly of the ad- mirable work done by Barnard College, or of the op- portunities of education {it places within the reach of) the young women of this city who might otherwise be/| wholly shut out from such advantages. | New York should do even better for this most meri- was ever any question of his ability to meet the unusual | minor | eas ae a hall a el THE WORLD: ‘SUESDAY | EVENING, APRIL 1, 1902. © es SS TEINS -7 2 OT lel ey POTOCT TTT OOF COTTESLOE EG < Ghe Funny Side of Life. < JOKES OF OUR OWN A LITTLE LESSON IN PING-PONG. BORROWED JOKES. : on your ‘oes. SOMETHING EXPECTED. s. dear. Dick ts going t tout on the links k ou think so? vocd Dick bribing the ‘ z & % 4 ‘ SE aiese aan t he was too sick to! go News, we RST CURE. Teepe uo was glad 2 AXIOM. é would Fr t last when Mr. Old-@ he season onger make a pretense of gone & Sanitarium 6 head by combing it from one side. e said, looking at nd sorrowfully ter the faticues of Lent his Is a case Fin Neve » wrote of rie Kaster hi ys novelty ating suit an The brief, glad TRANSPIGURED. in a book that should } wostyllsh Hiram's a-gettin It contains a re . » look! everything. : You bet! Ever since Lonesomehurst three copies. If tt nmexed to New York my tallor’s di Tt Vearsons Weekly. OLD-TIME SACRIFICE, TRUE, SAID THE MAID. “In old Virginia planters used to pay id the mother, “cannot be thousand rounds of tobacco for a yus about dering her firs fe. val of marriage “Yes, men used to give up todacco for, tre right mamma,” said the girt Bwomen even then” ) reflect on the dorribh Tara. er getting another.” — “Was Shakespeare pay? We didn't tr We make the manager pay. your mpany able to make POSITIVE. : rather; but she has« coulin't even that? » GOT A NEW ONE! Just see she can keep | named Lynde ts going ttah subjeot.* handy er there tf capturing English yive done lately en at the rate THE SNAKE-SEERS. “I suppose tn @ month or two the sea serpent will be seen aa usual off torious Institution. It would do no harm to bring its endowment up into the millions. | The Whirligig of Time.—It was less than two monthe ago that Mr. ¢ by “We had every newspaper in New York | against us And now! | THE TU NO OF THE WORM. | Alderman “Tim” Sullivan ts not a college graduate, but a complete course of rhetoric could hardly tmprove | his argument against the “Tnke-the-next-~ar” policy of the Metropolitan Company | In answer to the company’s objections to the or- dinance compelling them to carry passengers through | without change of cars, Mr. Sullivan sald “More'n once you've got two nickels out of me when I/ should only have pald one I tall you that unde: franchise you ought to run every car clear through fr depot to South Ferry, and you ought not to make of one car at Houston street and get inte and set me trampling on some fell Into some woman's lap And Mr, Sullivan's experience ts only that of al! of | his constituents. | W's Back! —The refusal of President Roosevelt to pardon defaulter Rathbone at the request of Senator Hanna is) an instance of backbone to be commended to tle atten- tion of all occupants of executive positions | THEN AND NOW. | When the reform movement drew up the platform | of principles on which {t appealed to the voters of| Greater New York for their suffrages it pledged {tself | + a poilcy of retrenchment in municipal expenses in the following language It will be the special duty of the candidates of Wention, if elected, to edolish ali useless oMcom, t the public expenses and to reduce the preeent burden of taxatior Now, within three months the reform administrati: missioner Dougherty, of ply, Gas and Electricity demand for economy as an and adds ot not give me the proper sum the Must suffer.” afte: ted on tl ¢ Department the in and insane rd of B ourse, if the timate do: business of POLICEMEN MUST KNOW BEER, The proceedings in Magistrate Pool’s court-roo: yesterday during the exami of th Founded up by Capt. Foody’s self-acting pa interesting to the general public as well ay ‘ to policemen detailed to make excise arrests. Mora ) gertaiuty that a saloon-keeper ia violau the law ap parently carries no weight evidence of the is absent. Patrolman Cullom saw Pails over the bar. that they but police sample their contents with his lips. and his man went with a Mag senses does 1 50 Barkeeper Ryan There was every r t contained beer the 1 free; possibly the pails contained soda water. Patro! ) Man Mahoney saw a half-emptied glass of beer on a table before customers. His man also escaped because the beer was not seen in actual transit to a customer's Mouth. And how did the officer know certainly beer? Policeman Neary tasted a glo 8 Of beer Standing on a table in the rear room of a saloon, but | Weakened his case by not being able to the igi ite whether the beer was fresh or stale might, ail he could prove, have been left there & turday it The Magistrate objected to one complaint be of references in it to a bartender's white apron | so {t went on. The really zealous policeman | himself forced to bring a sample of the bever- O a6 an exhibit in the case, and pretty soon chemists om hand to give evidence; and why not the lower? $ Coney % "Unless the reformers succeed in car prying the dry Sunday to Coney.” sitseeeseeeey as Pre aoe See ord 4 f/ Uy } SOMEBODIES. mcequlenTs: { A. G the asphalt m rsham's friends are hay fe a9 @ profeamr of p talket th Howard University, Ho is aald| © fae . to have made $35.00,000 out of asphait| 2 emi oso) far a8)s0 In the pamt nineteen years )é must he dotty. It ts COTTER, EB 8—the “dean ; ¢ tol ts not con- has practised inw for Att : Ni Horio! orathara or EDW, 1.—has promised his pat-| 2 wontd not Jeonardize his lately-acquired OG 8-5-5-5.5:99-8 0-8 yeEH RCE Se oo9 out e fort ng bazaar for! rty which he vows te a matter of aneft of Fre rnd death to by discoursing so athe ven yf collusion KBARNB, SPNATOR—of Wr ‘4 a , ie a0 Bk Granger, who appe: baby : 'n new “Late, DR 3 » hax been seen all too rare- ie years. At one time in her shure Mies Granger was conceded by Bis ible to be the moat deautl- HENKY ITNER-—aged ninety yenrs face and form (Phil May. in I ton, Kinned ue i As an actress she it Party (to waitress)—Put me on a pancake, please She {sa hand- and retains much In her stellar days to give the members: imong the de ANYBODY COULD SEE, LIAM ome woman yer old charm, er ready newly Inaug Washington, vernor ss doubtful a similar positton has ever © 90 generous in this regard, exception of Amelia Bingham, | dual ple who appear In et should have the New York oe Wish to see Blanche Bates at st and handsomest you should ob- the park one of these fine r home—the actor horse rs with her in “Under Two yocasions Miss Bates Ht, which fits lke the and a black derby a stiff brim, tilted artfully over the t Bhe Is a picture of Joyous ealth and spirits, and_you will be sure to turn and watch her out of sight, even though you do not associate heg in your with Cigarette or Madam Butter- place on temple Bingham has her hands full manager, simply becaune Her motto ts, “A time ling, and everything at its ime." Her days are marked nto quarter hours, and each one brings {ts own particular task. his way Miss Bingham ts able to wonders without once com- er or getting rattled, She enty of hard two things com- od Liga for success and happiness. Idlenese, cording to Miss Bingham, Amelia MYSTERY. n sometimes loses a very good friend— ¢ f she marries him. imiouldviee shunned like\« pestilence. ree . ee JANE NE) GORDON: \ Chisatete Youth: 1 xe course Ml rome hard ) toy the ideal of our American when that man, inebriated as he was, \ aerate gettiug. times, bu (ease tron eae) own | bowutios a ud "also t to be Ornaments began to quote from Cicero and Vi ut | Wyek © Will) experience, 1 ve @ boy so young | '0 Me beat homes of America. | | | ste spoke with such sentences as dst . nde Vu wasdlowniatanorts snoualn ave heme and the Guyed the Wrong Man. ely {0 convey to the young col- 4 : rdere attending tena; WOFld without a friend t mike ASIC a wigelag Wart chap the [dea that some drunken The chances are all 1 wan walking along Third avenue. en Are not to be tampered with This » in 'Chanees Are AMD Against Him? saw large wd gathering about a » When a drunken brain bh E “ t enlte Ky enieht, man who was Ur A colle al a clear one Water Pront Protected, writes that he winten j his api ant began + How About Ment Os b ery brutal who say h the [ntoxfeated man. The man. to the ka of The Eveaing World: uw 7 t owe pur ts are pretty girls travelling on Hately recognized him as being & Regarding the highly uncompiimen- ul \ " “ “ung for a boy tw home un- | the "L," Tw 1y “every eye forms | ege fad, and began asking him ques- tary opinions expressed by correspon- it one tt v 1 mynelf le home at the (OWN Meal of beauty. nd if they Hi tions oon *s his career in college. dents concerning the lack of beauty of Aro starte the ie or water eee of twelve and came to this city |'2 #€@ ®ood-looking girls in the * The young fellow began to answer in the young women who ride on the “L" front. The Kast River utlons are abpolutely without a friend (but not they are certainly Iacking good eye. a ridiculous manner, The man, though |:ads, I wonder if It never dawns on amply protected at all (mes, regardies@ because of brutal treatment) and | have |#iaht. Many who travel in the ania k, at once knew that he was being | such ‘male critics that were Sete pce of the absance of one of the boats. Thiy| been very prosperous ever since. 1 am | will agree that there are ay nd commenced making | there might, pe each have @ ‘ull assignment of ceui-|now earning @ nice salary at the age Ur4,amone the coring Clana that rite nite | ‘Gelonse. twas’ Bearlgy dumfoun ded foking ging” Nera ‘who ate a oe i hl a ee " “He plays in his $655 or his $ millonaire yet whose ready ash didn't approximate a $3 bill within 15 cents up or down—drinks about two quarts champagne and timid ing. as whether his credit is ge Sure It's good He gets reckless, loses and Is so an the| nervous when he signs the che “The millic xramme is die and things and gets Nike to go arsund the corner and we eit the Nor the man who t And looked dow: aded, Nor the woman wh f With the murderous kerosene can, But the all-round, full size No, 10 ass Is the frolicsome April fool man (BILLY “BROADWAY. % DOQOTPOTHI HFHCPTRD OOO The Gambling Fever Is a Fierce Complaint and Few Escare It. say ed good thing slong. Let's will spread. nly way we our their bank rolls tot MR. pEckuwih! ne. bate be the surgeon of | his own fortune. And if he w irwe to assist at tho operation I'd answer a person: t "L never 1 make working but there are lots of people whe have ty work to cat Some of these go on Satur dohis ear ike the £ quiverir end of a banj roby hateh for hi will i sed-milk money “When the milli Umbling it is not the same He ¢ money as the blossom of finance that , the bosses’ m hormow from his valet @ yin for ox Koes for say red or k a brass band and ke that the boss ket# a notary to cinch It “One of his pals in ex Gray Horace was real reckless last night tn the Lost a few thousand, of making | at breakfast the Dolly Gray tells her broth if any| went $5,000 to the bad trying to kick the ati tement goes to call the next evening and casually passes don't you kne adway Conn -I never went out with a the nouse said tat om his Dolly ® out of the percentage = Brother goes down: 1 when he gets through Horace has a dent his ts that looks like the Rapid Transit tu: few days Horace ta & that he ‘has to hire a boy to wind “But, instead of going back and doing It ag Then the pre: ong around ¥ is watoh. aets next and in @ is chest so far out he swears off forever and economizes. All of which is ng. Every time a millionatre gets the worst of it Congress ought to sive him a medal. We need t “All this reminds me that 86 $18.75-per Loye has eifted the bank's monry t 1 let the bank have what remained on long as banks will insist on paying ther empl money that the employees acquire a contempt for it ikerton's job te safe.” STAMPS FLAVORED TO SUIT. One enterprising druggist on the North Side o according to the Tribune, has Introduced a novel ” hia postage-stamp business. He keeps the stamps in com partments which nave been flavored in various ways, and when @ customer asks for a stamp ho inquires: “What flavor will you have: Lemon, vanilla, wintergreen or peppermint” ‘The customer usually looks mystified, but soon dimovers that the stamps are really flavored, and tho druggist thinks he has hit upon a way to retain his sta busine id EAD DRECERELEO peeeeneeteeet: OS Se BPE Ge eeses OS-2o-o: WHY IS CONEY ISLAND? We'd Like to Know. Police Commtasioner Partri ter Island 2 piace that wil! meet Gitizens of Brookirn —News Item, We go down there to be buncoed, We go down there to be bad, If Coney is shut up on Sunday, Why, even the waves'll be sad. We don't go down to old Coney To look for a Bunday-school Woe epend our nickels expressly To be mado to feel like a fool. We're on to the Coney fashtons— The collars they put on beer, Wo know when we visit a palmiat Just what we're going to hear. What's the use of a Coney Island That's fit for the home of a saint. ‘We want @ place to be had in, Some place that we can paint. Say, Partridge, let up on Coney, Manhattan's enough for you, With Brooks and McAuliffe and blackmail You've got enough to do. WILLIAM JOHNSTON, » e e FeO OTR MET Miri Tena HOPPER NTC A)" 1A. CSN Para one | {dea 9 to make Coney sooroval of his fellow. 90-0899. STHTTOTVESOOGTTTIOTD Sees