The evening world. Newspaper, March 28, 1902, Page 12

INTUNG N\“YORRILID®S ® IS wi= BODOG EEE aE 60 54.9.4 64 DEED THHEG9 605.00 O:5-04-046 6 6G8 5906696656064 a da 66-58-5656 OOH OBO bE EDEES | oe 4505 << Ghe Funny Side of Life. < JOKESOF OUROWN; THE AMERICANIZATION OF PRINCE HENRY. |S0RROWED JoKts. CHURCHILL'S RED-LIGHT RAID : ALONG WAY APTER r Punch) WILLIE'S EDUCATION, : 1 ‘What is a captain of industry? SO YANKEE, YOU KNOW! Asked the boy who in going to be very wise some day “It ts a term that is applied to the head of a great monopoly when he is at a@ banquet.’ “And what is a robber baron?” “IVs the same man when he {# in politics. "Washington Star. 9-085 oP OOROD SPRING'S INVITATION To a Man on Broadway. Come away from the paint and tinsel And the odor of stale champagne; From the light and glitter of Broadway And the battle and lust for gain. Serer er eee ey Come out to the fleld or forest And breathe tn God's fresh air, Far from the bustle of Broadway And the city's burden of care. When Acting Capt. Churc 8 put In charge the East Fifth s extinguishment have persisted ts rrr ee promised t y red lg 1 the of this Come while the spring is calling. Where the atmosphere is clean, Where the sham of the city's forgotten, Where people say what they mean. pmise, but y his THE OLD, OLD STORY Ife bs r - yesterday four resorts d their crims moved him, the occasion order. The spir and In an early mo torious places ng raid the captain visi no Seas : on full of inmates. | 3 nis fortune Come out to the sun-lit open And rest your jaded brain, Away from the paint and tinsel And the odor of stale champagne. WILLIAM JOHNSTON. nd The raid on two ef the houses, the re + le Wilson and Louisa Wilson are Jed up a wa IT IS UNTHINKABLE. Upgardson—Among the fraternity of professional musicians I conatder— Atom—Fraternity of professtonal musi clans! Don't talk nonsense, old man!— orts of which N ed to be the si . - } prietors, deserves more th these resorts “have been un PEM eee ea eE 0-BO-O DBE .0-6.9.8.0.6.9.000-006 40> ‘i > PPE EITM seventeen years, and captains have t Chicago Tri 5 convicting evidence.” | — = ss OSTENTATION. | y “headquarte uses,” as the red-light | WAG CECT a Re as A ed ‘Don't you think that Mra. Seadda'? THE M'INTYRE FLAT. phrase is for houses under the direct patronage of those makes an offensive display of her « wealth?” “What has she done lately?" She served omelets at her 5 o'clock tea yesterday Detroit Free Press highest up in the brotherhood of blackmatl?: A police-| + man’s eyesight {s not always geod—callow boys about town see things invisibie to him. There is Capt. Lantry, | who hasn't seen anything wrong about Canfleld’s “for| The Glad Spring'ide with Its Sunshine and vo yi d more.” But seventeen years of tmmunity) + os - Nedissteelelpursitad tiie not to be looked for in ever RUNNING VET. i Melodies Strikes It, but Is Sidetracked. 4 PRING was arriving at the McIntyre Flat. It was are — riving at other points of America, too. But not so ner tloeably: For, at the McIntyre fiat the windows were all open. This, by Itself, was no novelty. But all the other windows in the five-story building were open, too, and here ts where the trouble began ‘ HIS FAVORITE KIND. Rimer And who is your favorite poet. Mr Kostique? $ Kostique—Chatterton Rimer- Huh! What dy you find to ad- So you're playing races? How the most myopic eye. It ts a long Ilfe for a vic SA resort. What gold mines they must have been to have st summer stood the tax levied on them in the region where the a oney o mire in him? . Mr. Metnt bara k 4 A i Se eeatit Kostique-He committed icide.— jcIntyre was a hard-working man six days of the j highest rates for protection prevail | PHIAaSORIRT eeeed + | week, but he held two World's Records as a Sabbath Loafer, | The first Sunday morning of spring he was rudely and sud- denly awakened at the bitterly early hour of & o'clock, ale though he had expected to sleep until noon. At first he didn’t know whether he had been awakene! by a Subway exploaion of only by the caving in of a few buildings. Then he slowly realized that every window In the county was open, and be Fan to mentally sort out the medley of sounds that emanated from the other flats ; £) 0 The cornetiat ac BRAVE MAN. Mrs A you say there was a man ter your bed the other night. Wa: ea burglar? Mrs H—No, he was my husband. We and while I went he crawied under The Moral Lies in the Application last words of Ceetl Rhodes, “so little fone. so t intended to apply to the legislative sewsion at Albany which came to a close yesterday A wireless m I wish the Pres! do. were not lo sage, would prohinit p THE DUST NUISANCE. H The windy month of March always sends its clouds | of dust to mar the comfort of the New Yorker, but pub coro F Waa that I Aze on™ Congressman sur ded t ee Pres «the airshaft was playing his accursed PT pul its “ ” of his - | trade, abetted by anst The clergyman on the floor betow He opinion ts pretty nearly unanimous that the dust) + whiskers? MAN-KILLERS MEET. WAR rehearsing his sermon out of the window. The Old Gen- nuisance has never been so bad as {t {s this year. Pro | « Not a bit. Sald he'd suspected the There goes an outlaw who has killed ee with {be Jacaueminot nose was Saving the delirtum rE se A »| Swere there te Sout here.” sade | tremens on the fourth floor and he pounded like « ceeding further, the general testimony asserts that there : “ : - re abt group A dog fleht was in progress in the basement eae never has been a time when the necessary operations of | Won't BE PERPETUATED, 2 Ata 4 { I want to shake his hand. apoke upg | SccoMpaniment of shrieks and plaudits The children next building have been carried on with such utter disregard | & Bera ota entatt inte e ae int YY, é Il RISROTHUTAU NAUlakiher exon cTiral | door were having a mad frolic The cook in the Kleptoe of all provision for natural protection of the public ¢ ne 3 E tent at il hold the record - | Hania: a LA = apparently tying to climb up the side of The general complaint {s well founded, It ts true} # when he dies his name will die c IZ Sa Nee vouan: milla ws strange btn onal entree ne onte atin) patie. 1) the yard below five cate that there is an unusual amount of building golng on} » - = ee, ( i . : Farewell to sleep! groaned MoIntyre “And the glad which includes an unusual amount of demolition and re-| [ FEW DRSERTIONS. sz 2 ae / EXTREME POLITENESS. J) gina part of tt te that this merry song and dance will keep up construction, and the subway work means unavoidable] 1 near your hustand DI Es No sir said Mr Meekron, “I don't @ | every Sunday till November Let us study thie thing out" a discomfort. But {t 1s also true that the building law has | ¢ he leave you much? want any ‘ne seat, no fare bill | And his brain began working in convulsive wregtes. AG® + Oly two or three times” Fut sou would Ike to see some ar fj) last he reasoned our that the noise emanated mainly from the never before been so compl gnored in the pro-| } rangement tw which everybody who $ | floors below the Mcintyre fint, His firet bright idea was to visions against obstructing th ts and sidewalks and| ¢ AN OLD FaMIny rides in a street car can sit down? set fire to these lower floors But Mra Mclntyre gently creating dirt and dust and litter. It is to this neglect) + bit of tt. I'm too poitte 1 pointed out to nim that in such a ease their own flat would. Darwin saya we're all descended trom } i ° a ° not hi if A, t evel he Amertoan Invasion. French pride will probably | Jets , a) on © more, but contin al Be ' rer ee A t : better article af! 5 - : a] aes following Sunday a silence as of Greenwood, L. ZL, — |} SOMEBoDIES. |!: FOOTLIGHTS. {| StrLoSr Me shale nour The fait of pin wou are In connection with the ae ts Cronies) ty Doody Atl a fine rifle moe. having once hit aj i language! You shall teach it te me—to-day! * [out at the sane time she is amply ab aides of the airahate was aeaanatd peed onto the J. Hood Wright Hospital yesterday two circum ances confirm the testimony of Mrs. Dovdy that her eye at @) yards | S [te save herself from being bored For answer McIntyre held out a neatly engraved cand. death by tiresome persons. a “I dropped one of these in every letter-box in this house A DEFINITION. BELMONT, PERRY—ts a member of ft nor at i cheon and was murdered. eae OA TEAR cis A man wax guest of honor at a jun andi thal house! next! dock the rarmcwed. Wadewhelt (rep . s sage Ky end given recently by a woman friend. | inte for the closed Aa tile ey) GC The first action of the police in the case was to mark | #tnounting to nearly $2 Among the guests was a bride who M or ks windows ho can say . { Lasts Ss eInty: ool he card a the report “keep from the press’ ‘Thelr subsequent | CoQUELIN the «reat ARIVeA roe aa intel Hiri Pala agilaN Tantea rs ntyre took the card and read His eas, Hia perfectona. The hostess | HAVE YOUR WINDOWS OPEN AND YOUR NICKELS | desy It seemed to be an READY! was in despa t seeme EACH SUNDAY MORNING WE WILL GIVE AN OPENe action consisted in wholly ignoring !t. Even ff tt had Fren media been purely an ac ed to follow the dent it was duty alike of the polic and of the hospital authorities to have obtained an ante: | FIELD. ARS —witow of 1 eeliree Aaa ek Fel haleet AIR ( RT IN THE YARD IN THE REAR mortem statement ae a1 ORs® : pus silence until the topts of His dim F THIS FLAT HOUSE, Some of Doody’s injuries. were probably received ; | ice and modesty was entered upon | FOR UR ows SUENSPIT! | GIBE eARD p-will celebrate] en she spoke. “My d B.” she | ELECTION while he was being dragged along by a street car, but | 712" CATALAN Ae ut malay arent eee | . Tre Holy City. Rooney. mis yale is positive inher statement that’ t Umore on Oct 3 woman who knows your husb Annie Moore. La Sweet Maria asserted in his lucid intervals that he had t HOWE, JULIA WARD a that he Is so extremely modest nobo Home, Sweet Home, beaten and pitched off the car Hattle Hymn of it sonim without something on “Dear,” said Mra M. tyre, proudly, “at times you show | | | boodiers, As the Now that he is dead it ts to be hoped that the cause | ene Pwith ad ie oe. fais itd almost human Intelligen AP TERHUNE. of his death will be investigated. With one McAuliffe ae sg ri sarge iagcra —~—E- as ce on ot to nt [reese it ome ‘4 Becca inaiciuand! (ei police aught! dot! (ol wanda eres ae MOODY'S PORTRAIT SAVED. other. | a er tt aes ~ Raaolneeal Gat ehlaire At the time of the «rwat fre tn Chicago Dwight L. Moody ————— EB ele huistick : i hea pelos “tec ded thar | “4% HVIng there, and was obliged to abandon his home very ere Rennes eileen. er berree nce. es | fs jan wae made twimotirh Mr. Post as | CUITIGY yesterday the P 3 t ot he [Een MRS OU Eee : : ei It was too Inte to think of removing any heavy articles, 236 ‘ ‘ Stuart in “Soldiers of Fortune a house at No. 6 5 . | iiuuatiasoced ithe hitioc:hieilitenwtan but one thing Mrs. Moody determined to save—a portrait of the directory as th < Gen. a ome Poe 3G SAR Ceslin kill-joy in| Mer husband, pre ‘oto him by the artist, Healy. A used as a gambling-house | tions wer Lj SI he hates \ bd , stranger who had tthe room helped her to take It ‘ nn ‘iif: f six shape of a thief and annexed his given to Inquire tnto the matter t arriving « ¢ down from the wall Then the wife called her husband and . ae r re “ wateh, his diamond ring and $140 «i tt close were 1 . ; ; 5 HA negro valet disappeared | Degwed him to save It for ner to verity thetr . <5 . a} Notwithstanding horror of the situation and the tne ir, His c ‘tthe «ame time, om-tting to leave his = = ‘ y creasing terrors of the night, the ludicrous side of the mate . ‘. = $ address. ‘This man rd of the | ver at once appealed ty Mr. Moody REFOR™ \ TEM TEN) 5 yobbery,,butias:yetihas not: been/reached ‘Take my own picture! said he. “Well, that would be y wi saring t ; 8 1 f taking y rd y the arm of the } if ‘ By way of prep 1 " : rm fe aka great Joke Suppose somebody met me in the street an@ chase Exposition next year Louls has set a ar “ atrn | Altpare ae Jullan Magnus is the proud possessor | 2498: ‘Hello, Moody, glad you've escaped! What's that ing its streets and ml polit two om air a man] AS lan oth Scien) of a horwerhoe pin set round with dia- | You've saved and are Jog to so affectionately? Would needed improvements 2 WANK ._~—_——_ RRP APPR ARR O monds, the gift of Sir Henry Irving. | !t as sound well is answer: “OF a4 fot my own par tals « ‘ al} AAR ECADIO ) 1 pa pa 3 1 , 's busine No entreaty could move him, but the canvas wan has It Is evide: ani ned to get cid o ' : MICROBEOSCOPIC , UP TO THE LAWYER NOW, Mr. Magnus, who was Ttving’s business |but says he prizes it principally for the | herself, It was the one relic rescued from thelr homece | t|inanages, admits the pin ie a beauty, | Knocked out of Ite heavy frame and carried by Mra, Moody connection with ¢ f sike of the giver, who is a prince | Youth's Companion ex-delegate has forfeited ail and ted the t p among men ————— BES omernay Can ex ORNS AD Wea. sentenced: THE LOST CHILDREN. } Mrs. James Beown Potter hae achi THE FIRST EASTER FLOWERS, emeasriecn for Lin bese pei ih becimeleatin Sl apa ‘ eimmiiid gee & } S\a triumph, She was not allowed to] There are many legends of Easter day in other land Butler, the I f S ; ® | appear in Beerbohm Tree's production! One of the most beaut ful ts that r the Crucifixion a goo@ several most reputable and west? poration d " . re sky } S jot “Ulysses” because the author ob-| ang holy monk found the cruel crown of thorns that haa } ‘ ui 4 Jected to her love scenes, which he pro-| encircled the Master's brow, writes JL. Harbour in Lestie’@ paren bg Aes | 5 nounced much too fervid. Now tt ts dis-| Weekly. The monk picked up the crown and carried It te So Byes ng Sent agrieo s ALi Ots Shyla ‘ ie | } * |covered that the only thing which will] the monastery in which he dwelt, and he and his compantone ~ should be an example to other cities ; wond: ; P| retrieve the play from utter failure is| gazed on it with tear-dimmed eyes On Easter morning he } « |just Mrs, Potter's particular brand of] went to the little chapel, on the altar of which the crown i = - enne, who knows ! { © |love-making. Mr. Tree frankly ad-| had been placed. Upon opening the chapel door he found the “THE RIVALS” IN BROORKLIN, terdys thes sind | mita that no one In all great London| room most delicately and aweetly perfumed, and on looking The play of “The Riva presented by the Snerttr fete Eas town can fill the ofl] but our Cora.| about for the cause of this he discovered that the crown had of Brooklyn, is the most diverting K in official f te | Jen't this delicious? So Mra. Potter has| been transformed into a wreath of exquisite white flower, aires . ' A ‘ | } censented to play Calypso, and has been| from which the perfume came pomedy since : i H given carte blanche in the matter, The] It may be that bellef in this legend gave rise to the profuse the City of Church w ‘ a b & author has not deen consulted, nor will] use of flowers, and particularly of white flowers, at Easter Over Magistrate: ‘ t re he be. If this isn't suMcient to cause| time Nothing could be more appropriate to testify to a> rooms, slept on thet p | Mra, Bettas to) patties ome pecs ere immortality of the sou on e new appointees und gave a series « pera fr ne : chance of her ever kne aN Ing what real rapture means. ¥ =a SRDON, THE POPE’S DAILY LIFE. For the laat twenty-three years Pope Leo has never left with military Court of App “LETTERS case. If the She prolong th "s Weekly; no human han@ ee oe dane nee has ever clasped his, protected by Its white silk mitten, qm ; of official vaudeville during ¢ Mie Surpeine , Avy \ murder, A threes) Just what {s the sum per week that aj cept that of the Emperor of Germany. The Vope's principal 1, followed by a short siesta, sat midday. ‘The various re all served up together has five or alx meals day. He drinks an oriinary Bordeaux, forwarded to him by a religious community of the Girande, who supply his table wit to com: | young eouply can comfortably marry on sy of severe punish-| Not what they can't marry on, put th or endurance t0) what they can marry on. When I» nishment. She ts) marry.” 1 mean marry, have a com: The present act show the stage. Di “his prisoners, e having appropriated the regular juli uden has | t readh twa that knows own himself eq gasion by renting one for his own use. ach claimant |\°* fi would take this alleged to hav n, her nore ble. Wttle fat or suburban cottage, gratuitously. This community has not been “legally au ishing New tr some of those t ¢ orn off, he: ; well and dress comfortably well. ed," has not claimed “legal authority,” and will Offers superior inducements, and offende " t at mn those smar ter ear torn off, her body a ized, no “tak ri A y jail" 7 i Renders about to be | vank win lare INES mass of cuts and bruises. Is death pun- HELMA. | have to leave France under the recent rulings againet en pot county jail” find the cholee embar nga th a A. HEINDBRBON. | isnment enough for that stepmother, If Hateus communities, 6 | hers” with Baxter street methods and pers c 1 VINCE The Man Who Taths on the Cars. For Brutal stepmother. really did all this? ‘The very fact : ve — ullers-in" Jeave the culprit in ny of doubt as t Pets at To the ¥ T The ive World yeating a helpless, motherless three- ’ ther he is choosing the prison most ad etladieg tw womar i trial for Sear-old baby is worthy the death pen- | with all their millions, the Truats should LEONIDS' 1,000TH TOUR, : pPeE BRYAN ER EOONS:LO lite te * man! ¥ i woman is on trial OT Mid) ARTHUR PAYNE BELSTONE. —|euvy me my humble loaf of bread and| ‘The next return of the Leonids, or November meteors, Trend i a £888 | the care, 1 , hi t mere baby three On How Much Per Weekt {pound of cheapest Meat, by raising the| mark the 1,000th anniversary of the first record of | it {9 a queer state of affairs. A logical development! “" ‘ Ireater New York by pol | papers nor w other people t 1 don't belleve in. To the Btitor of The Evening World prices for us poor people? Verily, truth] ewarm, Last November, on the morning of the 16th, en) t deal lately about |is stranger than fiction. We claim to/ American observatory estimated that 1,690 meteors en nt, but if that woman! We hear a gre Competition will furnish every cell with a brasg| NINE, At long as they are allowed {0 ) know what they are {capital punta K Abou run at large what other redress has a|Coming from the city to-night there js guilty and if she ts not hanged, then people not being able to marry on $10.9 /be the greatest country on earth, but] were falling. In England a number of meteors were & porcelain tub and provide the prisoner with all| person who ts annoyed by hie nelghvora’ | was Just such u man talking to\« lady Jersey. Justice tn the rottencas fares om week, Tut 1'4. like to eel readers tn |{he Ra oe SS oe qboarved, the mean heights of sight betng thus of Lome, i dogs and cats? They are noisy by night! friend #0 loudly that not a person io earth There is no other crime that general to send in thelr opinions oF 20 * [63 to 66 miles, with visible paths of 22 to 7 mile