The evening world. Newspaper, March 27, 1902, Page 10

Published by the Press Pu Park Row, > at New Yo. VOLUME 42 THE CONSEQUENCES. | While the District-Attorney’s off nt to bring the murderers of M . the Commissioner of Police is : : pn of doing something, it 1s worth wh call attention in) « rele the most emphatic manner to the consequen whitch |) eld ones < will follow a failure of justice {n this case fm Ne If the murder of McAuliffe is allowed ta go unpunished) it will’ be hopeless to expect th: ner the District-At-| 2 % torney or the Police Commissioner will ever be able to) [7 : peclire evidence of police oppression, Uluckmall or crim-| #3) inality at any future time It ea notice to wit | | nesses that they need expect no protection from wuthor- ity after they have given their evidence and it will make the system of biackmai! impregnable and unassailable OLD PROV There is no more important duty pressing on all the on absence authorities than the duty of solving this “McAuliffe mys- i Lee f ; tery." « Good Chicagoans.i}iy organization of t hieago Soclety 1 Onur *hicawo of New York exp) @t the last census come to New York. ENGLAND'S “GREAT SON." If the varson’s sickly son who went to South Africa all for $105,000,000 to start with ana the indications are hat this amount wil! not be reduced on the final vote. This will be a disappointment to those who confidently xpected that a reform administration would introduce economies in striking contrast with the extravagance of you'd mean too. If you was as ful they of green apples as or his health had stayed at home how greatly it would « Cee have been to England’s advantage’ In the days before j sequaret the Jameson raid, when Cecil Rhodes was lauded from) { — Land's End to John o’ Groat’s, he was frequently com-) + SS MAN, ; Jac scare ven | @ CTs the Count who Is going to marry yared with Clive ch of these great sons had given evant daieh arate England a new empire, and the comparison held good ID) | oxo, 4 Wh t grudge minor particulars. But it is doubtful if the House of] ta penny of the money nd on her. Sommons will say now of Rhodes as a previous Ho walaat ars aid of Clive that “he did render grea paiae eect seeeane latihelaiibie ervice to his country you have eun away from home ‘The amount this favorite son cost his b nother country in the millions of money and thousands N Bore What ror pave Been ine ; use? There wasn't no Injuns to fight ir f lives sacrificed for the subjugation of the Transvaal) {| atte sdchi makes his “meritorious services” of dubious value to England as contrasted with the loss of capital and| ONE EXCEPTION. turalists wer orders guman life and national pre stige resulting from them orinalntaletand ineeet Nalatte n for each other Phe Uses of Learning. oral of the story ‘Slow about the kissing bug? student who dropped #1 ina night playing de Canfeld’s is that if the police want to learn where Can ania fleld’s is they ought to Ko to college How the orchard trees moan as the a s en waft through OUR BUL GINO BUDGET. The poet exclaimed to the old Country The estimates for the budget of Greater New York Jay And the farmer respomled: “I guess Pee ee seed bbb a, Tammany, but the truth ts that the expenses of the city! « * government increase with the growth of the elty from } SOMEBODIES. } rear to year; a great many appropriations are fixed by } aw and the possibilities of economy are at the best very|CROKER, RICHARD —has sworn to} imited. $25,0 personal assessment in New 4 York Only the budgets of the first-class powers of the GOULD, MISS HELEN—bas sent two | vorid call for appropriations greater than those of New expensive paintings to the Normal ana| fork. One would almost think that a city capable of] jedqustrial College at Greensboro, N aising such an annual contribution would be capable of} ©. as souvenirs of her recent visit overning itself, there ee HITCHCOCK, HENRY—brother ¢ he College Verdict. he debate at Cambridge between ecretary of the Interior, was Harvard and Princeton on the question, “Resolved, that] pe the orig f Stephen Brice, the Mayor Low should strictly enforce the excise jaws in New! nero of Winston Churchill's d0ok York City,” Princeton won on the affirmative This, how The Cristr ever, does not help the policeman who is to be prosecuted | by Jerome if he falis to report violations of the law. and| IRVING. HENRY—has been on the disciplined by his captain if he does | Stage nearly forty-six years : LITTLEFIELD, CONGRESSMAN—ot | DOUBTFUL PHILANTHROPY. jm is Yankee custome | A professor has arisen in New York who proposes going early every Sunday morning | to a restaurant tor that he meal exactly O prove by the test of experie can furnish but GOV Povinit t , meal for a cent—not a square a s abow ion “sufficient to supply the nourishment required in a ull meal.” For the outlay of a nickel this nourishment por-| OF WALES PROC EFF ESF FOO ROOTES. Xe OEE Funny JS ide oF Life. i THE WORLD: THURSDAY EVENING, MARCH 27, 1902. THE RAPIDTOODLEUM IN WALL STREET. Come Te Pers) — Yes) May (pETCHER SMILLiOM! The Rapidtoodleum went dow Wall street yester witht Steel, He wanted to show J Pier Morgan, John D rand to say nothing of the thundering and + wa JW ates, that t elach on making a milllon dollars 9 min When the Rapidtoodieum » fy JW Grates's diamonds were common, low dow whirl and the Rapidtoodleum had them all panteky his victims, the dove-votced Mr Grates When he woke as is the case with many a Kets his nerves straightened out he wil ‘ other m THE POINT DECIDED. ne rent money and took a little flyer in Messrs. Harriman, Keene and Hill, hey did not have any barbed-wire 1 should see the sparks ed with them, Just a little e-nicky and went off with one of willle ward of the hospital had vanished Now when he d to carry him over for an- T E POWERS. POINT OF VIEW. eo JEW TEGINUOINKGy SAO a 92 90egeeeee Ng BORROWED JOKES. ern ee ree ee AN EASTER SONNEG. A Song of Renunciation. i MALAPROPOS. Cadlelgh—I thought I had met vou before, Miss Browne. Miss Browne-—-No; 1 gue was my ister. . lelgh—Perhapa — 80, The Miss Browne I met was rather pretty.—Phil- * adelpnia Press -f — _ : TWO PLANS. . “There are changes in the Spanish = Cabinet, too,” sald Mr Pitt, when the ® resignation of Becretary Long from? President Roosevelt's Cabinet was under. fircirscn . “But Spanish Ministers do not resten f accoming to the dellberate American? plan,” added Mr. Penn. “They leave tn? a hurry.”"—Pitteaburg Chronicie-Tele- ANOTHER PIPE STORY. bs n Man —Whe: the living $ 2 fits ti turn to go on : Fatema—He lost hia balanc while washing his hands at the sink a? moment ago and sliyped down the waste, pipe —Chicagzo News. * PAIR OF GUESSES, H “Do you love me st asked the? wife 3 ‘The rector bade her mortify “I do, indeed,” replied the husband & | ished r pleasure, Then she thought and he thought and? | tn Lent, ce easure she wondered if he meant {t as she un- | at Bastertt too! it and he wondered Firmly thie doctrine did her thoughts enmesh. wtood it as he meant | To « up seemed a highly wo asure. BESETSOOESOOD 1406050008 ? How might thresh. “Dia she make the dr . ‘ homeward way; she made me z TORArt $ Indianapolis News . $ iS EXC Ha » The Parson—Don't you know. my dears | - sir, that it Is positively sinful to stand? | De Ground wasting your time in this man-{ | > ner? *| —— - ~ ———— == The Loafer—Yes. 1 know ft is, parson. f | fi Vm going to quit tt just as soon as |LETTERS TO WILYUM. nd a comfortable place to sit down. 6 | —Chicago News NNING TO WAKE UP. Being Homesick Messages from a Mis- sourian to His Cousin in the Provinces. “ Ned—Did he marry her for love? Jack—He thought s9.—Somerville Jour ve ‘ial NEW YORK CITY, March 24, 1802 a Dear vilvuminnny tke laid out to tell you | PROOF ENOUGH. : about my homes ckness Jeer not, Wilyum. The Nebb-Is Dubster an amateur or a+} are times when even the knowledge that my landlord rofessional painter? a | Boner ot: the A store: falta nerecrad Nobb-Oh, he’s a professional! Why, 2] It is when I mix wit mailding crowd that) 1) feel 16) he can paint a picture so that youcan't +] Most. It is then, Wil at: Tiwana esa ne ae cee tell what it 1s —Ohlo State Journal © | Eads bridge and <n then that £ #| want to hang around the ners of @ Bb Oabid-t- dO 8-6 8 daa eentie P \ting in the cette ae = silt your at or dapletes * Fi acnubile ear that Richard Kerens comes for his } FOOTLIGHTS {| man now in an automobile, and that Ch Ives Filley . doesn't get any. and bothers the Pos r nearly to 7 = | death mak im look f ers. Hut this ts only the 2 B I never did feel lonely here before 1 haven't had the Wednesday matinecs. This gentleman és . ‘i time No one has When Im not thinking high thoughts {staking advantage of the clause in his] oP Dubiication, and wonder ius whether it ls more fun to be contract which stipulates for Saturday| co coiceal or tmmortn’. 1 -at.. in a crowd, But matiness only Miss Crosman b0r-| there are times w spirit of the hos rowed Mr. Woodruff from Kirke Lal stable West rus! to shake hands Bhelle, who payn Woodruff bis salary.| with aversoody an the back, Ah! Wilyum, [Mise Crosman pays La Shelle for hertenat would never d You would be suspected Orlando. The stress and strain of the} at ones T to us vartans is here work which Woodruff is doing ate [071 tooked upon. ¢ ° are the varying Breat for the young man, who really! customs of a big country couldn't, you know, play two mate al Well. to-day f walked up Fifth avenue from the Wi week. Consequently Miss Crosman i*{ ington Arch to Central Park, and. Wilvum. there was juat Dut to the extra expense and trouble of) one man ino women) who amiled at im No. it wasn't the having a second fort keep s man | a bill te TP antiel= Wednesday matinees’ A man who is ’ W 1 said to myself, f ty engage th And its h se 4 fine thought, 4 in New York tov. | work it in as @ ight atrain a point. one would think.| quatrat number. And © f mere gratitude. to say nothing of then I rea Ps Press six alry. inttead Ey, t| months tn ad it over often the exact pou t! snort he ‘ance to Byron. who haa | it ne rs fy " So | made . Wide and I thing s stipplemented with whole wheat bread and butter and!" oot ax for rie ' le for 10 cents the patro: sveltl 2. $4 1 wi t a coffce, while for 10 cents the patron may revel in a! Qpecnes SAMUEL, Jt imstances which must e : erfect gorge. i} inted la * artist this actress. Milas Ber; ni St 1 ie ‘ ! todge into The experiment shonld attract attention, It is a part KOCKEPEL JOUN ¢ [theatre a few we ago mat rink It re uf fear you very widespread movement in favor of economy in, Davhison Thal to Vassar Col Bi | be alterane biel une he rat & +t on troad- ood, and accordingly should be commendable, but is it : 2 . | axed Soi taal g crowd woilld! pass you‘by: ‘Not pene pan 3 Senet etn a recon 1 symptoms, and Wee pally 80 SIENKIEWIE HENRY aut t ° Del a cncasl pba ” 1 ink when you Would | better t ould get Q Vadis, is writing ka 13 . i ean be mm e wot And the s t} ¢ ; at a : erie Bere Mi eRowhan lever L ASR jown to the scale of living o Is it m with I al wit 1} S|] bush. At all events, Miss Mergers re eee ea fo tare lesirable that the average man to live on WILHELMINA QUEEN Holla s Mr os 1 ald on i. Hapa ey es nalilaadingiieds ‘ ae My sul r bf 0 he Srealoritcuri vente iad Grinle haraltotie ke r pean sovereigns tro J 1 hear everyt « $ ota the Colum nd it In wait thar | aie , Rad Aarne Ee in ossibility that the scale of wages md suated(toithalic etree ie eae AGT ar EI BS Kner atamel sia fr. William Lytell, is Yours tee NoRACE 7 I L ed to the! chooses Ht restriction t that AFTER THE HOT TIME. ESS TELE > about to retire RACE. he reduction 0 to those enterprising “Captains of Ine yes Bisel be: Wolte'e) eae at ia aaver HUMAN THERMOMETERS, yr € engi Q 1 a ———— | nisie re olfe record th avoy justry’’ who are now engaged in reducing the cost of | P|] Swelldom ts Mocking mee our repre- Meteorol »y the ancients, roduction to the lowest figure? Ought we not to hope [HowTo senarey. | : 3 jsentative American actor. and ts doing | notably rates > latter at failure wil! blight the philanthropy of the « HOw TO BE HAPPY. a [ee utmost to help him) establish nimeslt:| tn a definite observa. ng professor? Hw Nae ae are 3 jn the dramatic firmament aa a right | tions body, many! et Ile | apres 1% and shining and lasting luminary. Car- | wh xperiences, mays = a SnepriaceThe w B Ta nanicera “ - Ae Regora’ talevervevtt= * |riages block Thirty-fourth a#treet every | the Mi wauk WA Waatarpriced ta lea as | Beale! | night as far as the eve can reach. Bobby | Changes of he alteration of cold and heat Wate SOpaDies Hews waliar Boon tata Hay { + jis certainly drawing the multitude and | are most effectual { disease, Some peoplo enjoy Are Rower Nalganicrota Rt iia UPL chevertltouCrcrieRtsaiten {| it ts safe to say that he has arrived better health in summer than in winter. and others viee I verouR as that #0. ne evil out . Andee waiter® wife may s e keeping her car Make the w we live in bright, $ ‘ | nt, + | Dante! Bandmann is not easily discour- anges of temperature u y | Like the heaven above i ‘ pe pon the body are es | ! he heaven abov * | aged He tately closed his Southern! petier un perhaps, than those due to pressure. Yet" 7 “5 : , tour under circumstances which to any » muat exert rked | ne 1 Y have a wor » do pressure mus x a” marke influence upon th A LITTLE GAME AT CANFI | Te meee one else would have been decidedly | and ite functions in cortath, tince the walght sustained, by ae The route from Delmonico’s and from 8! y 42 rary Bul! ‘ i ie a by as f m Sherry’s across|H yy Yatiure, try again-renew tt $l disheartening, Stil! I don't know. I] average boty when the barometer is ata normal height 19 he way to Canfield’s is short and Straight and easily | Fatlure spure us to succeas, pi think after all it ts the membem of] no lees than fifteen tons raversed It is a weil-travelled road in the early evening |[[ Failures com tp laoe 3 ne SRpaay ine should be discourawed.| Further, this pressure is constantly varying. A rapid fall fter coffee and liqueurs have added to a well-digested/§ Fitting us for righteousnees Seer ecs Toueeataees AI Boe nene in the trometer may mean the withdrawal of a ton weight nner that roreate optimisin which makes the world the! tralsBai paavan) abere ne you told are thee pany for Butte, Mont., and the aad par: | would: mas audiing the body. with. an’ increases weteh John Ster pos Py you roulk H e body with creased ater of the young man who has dined well. It ts a! 3 Nera tork fi a af it fe he js having no difficulty in hapa to the extent of Ane ee H isa adem) > 1, and tte al how'd you come to understand telegraphy? $|securing people to go with him. Times! Si) changes aw tree must nnd he ‘oute also along which no patrolman’s foot is presumed | burnt Raianranitwiten: , eer spat rel De ae Such ehankes a these must and do affect the human dis- © stcp. bee ba position, They frequently manifest themselves in disagree SSH SSS © Vjotnt to boot. JANE GORDON b fT fort ’ tf Of all the faces that pass the scrutiny of . | ooteiNe be | al ymptoms, discomfort, a want of feeling of well-being, see IN toh erutiny of the “look a jack of gentality and so on, The proverbial grumblln, ut” at Canfield’s porteuilis none is likely to be more | E I I E Ss ER¢ ANal Migligsnan'| mari thnel Ga. the ineeult Genie men welcome on a future visit than that ofthe young Yale generations in the “theht little isimnad’ being exposed to al pan who went there a fortnight ago with a A the types of weather which tt 1s powstble to experience, At+ fortni ith a group of! Problem and Ane ed while as woyiah friends from tt ” Vanderb Peal re eee irred while the Van Wyck was (as atic \ warm, and people | He raises Iie hat. Should the other If a man’s references are suMolentiy| MorPheric pressure may be held accountable in the’ same ish friends from the “Reggie” Vanderbilt dinner, The! > tse Rilior of The Rrening World the launc} fh jouth paid his way with $165,000. T lee cemani wit nt “ pat the Kalser’e! y would firemen were ntleman also raise his hat, he not good for him to obtain a position, can) ¥8Y for the drowsy, langutd nature of people living near the paid bis with $165,000. This fortune he dropped lic eavete Rua Rate Pe boys, | S20ut elm mis her station, fooled. ‘The should get justice beng acquainted with the young lady?/ that man not be depended upon to} equator, and for the remarkable mental activity and energy m the spin of the roulette wheel without even an expren-| ; FASS: x i eed Resort ber aariie: Many} itan atalane largely Ah What ate a aple of hundred more JEAN MARSEAU pay the fee when that position has been A the Reonls of Sores Aeris, prigel pally the United fon of impatience. It is the Yale way Did 4 ne a . o the guardec vuld they be justified In men to a great like New York? 1 abtained? I cannot afford to pay a fee] States. ere is certainly @ relationship between climate and a not the| third and an eikhth to each of the next loaning an engin and full rn — More About + Girls. <\ f ane e and Il company It wo. be m humane and just ns » jand then walt perhaps for months for| character — Eroerers at the Cambridge football dinner last) ed y hat was left = Ang eat Tne from the business district for a parade hire « indred more firemen | T° the r of The Brening wer ya Pennie SD ccs Hs, AERIS pronounce Yale's manner of taking a loss a sublime|**'" DY was left ANONYMOU: in a vil Staten Island? Yet that skimp" on something Ste AO: A Boy's Plaint. a sae ‘i 5 3 iniprac the name. thing my) Much of a necessity, | there lots of homely girls riding In| i aie ewe of moral courage | The Water Front Unguarded. HANFIELE HOUSE AR. \the “LL trains. ‘The Bixth avenue "1," | 7? the FAitor of The Bvening Worit A CHEAP INVENTION. At was a big price for an evening's amusement; it took Vhe Overworked Firemen. Ves, in Both Cases. trains contain only homely 1 \. i Sanya nid Ls jens being fours Every one is familiar with ¢ let now commonly Jot of pape's rallroad stocks to pay for it. What a con t The Brening Woe ne Eaitor of The Evening World @ tank Not one girl I see there teen, lo not fe with @ stepmother! used on boots and sh The ho Invented it cow “ con- : ; 1 would call good-teoking or has a really or stepfather, but have my own parents. | ais ati ilouly. brisellingl (he eonpletald this high play was to the now celebrate K World j# trying to get A youre man ts out walking with algood figure. It lew ehame tor Amer. pose plete title to hin patent peor P ai celebrated Goerck occur on the water front shorter hours for the New York fire- young lady, and they meet a gentleman fea to fave so many hemes Rirla jet you would not think 80 from the | to a shoe company, ways th ttsburg Dispatch, Sven the game w ts eleven-cent jackpot. ‘This ity or in one of the city’s| men, 1 hope you succeed, as {t who is acquainted only with the youns | ot Harlem, [treatment I am recetving. There are} shoe company did not fully appreciate the value of the In- “Mt will be recalled, was raided by the Delancey institutions for infants and aged peo-| jum battle. It is a pity that th dy. He raises his hat to her. Bhould Protests laguna Fees. marks on my body that will show my! vention which they had acquired, for the hook and eyelet was of reserves. He would be a rash police Bis pe ane ok the eens Meals is tn the |+0 ill-used. for the poor fellows are| the young lady's escort also raise his | to te kalir ot The Hvening W beatings, Now I would like to get away regarded as an eccentricity and would require expenatve ma. ; qi of iy ulwaya nice and olean looking and they |hat? Two gentlemen meet a young} Why do employment agencies insist mo? I mean ¢o Inery in its manufacture, It is said that ¢he imventag Canfleld’s, and much valuable property, if it oc-| work tard, J have often seen them |tady who ie known only to one of them.|upom the payment of fees in advance?| ,, - realised but $000 for his ‘hook and eyelet, , i . i } * ry wo