The evening world. Newspaper, March 22, 1902, Page 6

ee ee Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. & to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-OMce at New York ax Second-Class Mai] Mattar JOKES OF OU OUR OWN voLuM E NO: 42 # HOCH DER LIEBER SPRING! ve PRO! TEC T THE WITNE SSES. ROBBED OF HER RIGHTS. In addition to the order given to the Central Office f che Orient proposals fetectives to make a thorough investigation of the Me- ‘ auKh 8 r4 person Auliffe case it neumbent on Police Commissioner | * ree tmurs to make. Partridge to protect the witnesses in the case from) + wan't even give & Police intimidation or persecution kin! a chan hig is so sud From the time of the Lexow tt 2a invariable experience of witnesses who testified ‘3 rE = e : COOMPLISHED BERD! the police has been one fand det i i secution. That was under rule Under . 4 se administration we have to expe 50. i wort we # 7 I better. Commissiouer Partr’ } ad giv ier ada ime it rains Tow en- Clearly understood that any attempt emanating from) ¢ 's HIRD NOTES. \ viv po? y Vaul—Why #0 police sources to tntimida to influence, any) 7 pp. af man was fing along the om—He Was out in the longest rain- 3 witness in the McAuliffe alt with with | + track storm on recor and his neighbor had no §. W Tne sxbcéon' nie Rillte ie ao chance to borrow his umbrella.—Chelsea » the utmost severity % T xpress w « scaros han : —_ . yuld hear: Gazette An ere weatoher Ut on hw No “Sweep Hil low : Seem sds SPOILED HIs LUCK. full credit t \ bie sighed rat bird I've 1GHOF Hicks—I understand you did some tar- to enable the 3 hoard . ASene 2 shooting yesterday “1% SPRIN' 0 LORD, Dix—Yes. My first shot hit the bull’ ; POOR aUuTo. Just SAlgy eye. F emergency budget, @ . ase iF Teng Hicks—Good enough. in ine with th tual budgets > re! ‘That auto of your BIAS ANY TMI nG, Dix—And ke a big fool, I went oo 4 twelve miles an hour!” WANTED and fired a shot.—Somerville ; 1 the poor thing. It NO . MONOPO! a é < ae . or nees, oo tt 7 It fs possible that the Pennsylvania ‘Tunnel dtl) may | 7 breaging them. m™rrov contain provisions which conflict alike with the city | ¢ “IT must say your appetite has greatly charter and with the unquestioned authority of the + OLD MAXIM APPLIED. ved of late.” a : z s ri fn: tears are Ol no avail to:move answered the hypochondriac. { Rapid-Transit Commission. If this ts the case we may 4 Fail what! la) thane bert ts Gee sector satd he would have to limits expect that Mayor Low will veto the bill and send an t co. He said I might smoke a? emergency measure, properly amended, to the Legisia- If at frat 1 don't succeed, 1 ery, cry r meal. I am now eat- 7 ture. There need be no confilct of interests or question of A HEAVY SMADB, Fights in this matter. There {s no intention on the part y . F Sud Wien, these Of any one of impairing the agreement with the rapid hands.” said mamma to her six-year-old transit contractor, The Pennsylvania tunnel is in no son, who hat made three efforts to get gense a competitor with the subw and its projectors iis tavele are not likely to engage in competition for its trafic, but besaetihe a La GR het eG Cle, eince the question has been raised it should be settled And it might be well at the same time to pass up 3 tr TO DATE. ; the claim set up by the rapid-tra contractors which | ¢ Mi showers § geems to assert that they have a monopoly of all m 8 iN $ ods and plans of rapid transit in New York for al! time F ere eats ; The Mule of Thumb. There are several way wding out! + ‘ whethe * y strata ft reck e eof : ; the subway 7 vont . KB but at the same time ta know if 1 ought to tet yous Se the most expens to drop 4 block rw god with Mtr. Poplelgh! Are voult ; ouses into the excavation earch iH i ; = = H ’ ine Arive wtth § MARKING HISTORY. ps i It was once the reproact vuntry that it hides 46:06 . was uninteresting to the foreigner because tt “had no . history,” and, in particular, “had no ruins.” 4 3 That reprosch 1s rapidly remov culy | SOMBBODIES : along Park avenue is now at interest aaa : thoroughfare. Th: of the dynamite explosion have $ been almort wholly ted, but th gent for k . elgner may still gaze upon the ruins of the Seventy-first | Gianerie ges Bateladmine|@ Regiment armory and he may now admir wondrous strn Francaise. te] 2 Spectacle presented by the remains of the houses under-| * . mined by the tunnel yesterday. These ruins are not only RE AARON wit re: | ty interesting but they are character ly American and elon 4 4 af Con: 1 typical of New York. No other city can show : il lh to compare with them because no other city is New York HARRISON ARTEROM eon lf Steel Plers and Fir: Be stiaaenee aches lca Hoboken, because 16 ur Hato ° Land and’ fm; ome mos ak KIMIAT RESENTATIVE — has} } about as fire-proot ste case 4 ‘i ‘ ata tn] s be . " § ' nit paces i 4 . sted 1 ever F APP HPERMAN founder of the | med, apprecia . sod Abrat Inet. | 4 “: ate. hin ated eventien | 2 HER HUSBAND A WOMAN, Nt NEGUBSOEAbeasinian tne | When George Green, of Petersburg. Va, died yester won caught cat-| day his widow made public the fact tha hua ‘ uy one tines! was a woman. Ir married life had lasted for hina uae Ponds years and in that time no hint of the strange state of | yrs " FLAT 1 4jovernor . affairs had been dropped by the wife “Death has now | General of Canada s just received | @ come,” che said yesterday, “and it can do no harm for | aye a apts 4 fet of} f the secret to be out leerrneesey Brees ; Is she glad to have it over and the seal of secrecy | A Par itegy tel bs removed from Was there no time when she| valued at 00 eee Popper—What are yex batin’ th’ lad fer? - just ached to divulge it? What a harm te Alp 3 M mere) spalpeen's a book agent an’ he came tnty th’ house must have Iived with no quarrel to ct t amas the sfrange news out of pique! “| z There no intimation of unhappiness in | : Green's married life, but was Green te ‘ ‘ husband as a man would have bee i timacy of women licks gard : for when the partners of intimacy are ot opposite | t \3 sex; nature designed it so. A story of Mr | ABon atly took | the tce at P. ” 1 : Matrimonial from her own lips wo ae ; : ale 1 the ndon | + rey | Mait zmengoonal! ‘ en roped off] . : a to warn them|¢ wht bay . \s }3 er : THE MORGAN FOX HUNT. : . bsplea Ameer : The pursult of J. P. Morgan by the process-serve uithe aut rday Was not unlik fox hunt in whir hunte; | & mey : 1 reed tr ucceeded in getting face to face with the miihonaire) M t hawArelienexe|| rial parineey fa Sis : Murray Hill mansion during th ning may be | P/O’ 4oher husband sid We ralt w and T shall deduet for one eye and ear and hal e % have captured the brush i p : WD etoeeete ele ad hunt was twenty strong, each 1 having a “Che Fanny Side oF Life BORROWED JOKES. mean?” subway ?. hee MEANING. email steak for ont THE “What does this ‘That means a small steak for $1, sir." Indiana News NEW NAME. Church-It's very piation in New ¥ e fall inte us a day."'—Washington Btar. ¢ EVER RUSE, while you're at thee my wife I'll bring Mr. j, to dinner with me to» but Mr. Top- { sy and won'te THE wo ‘ The Hostess (in » Willie's whis- 5 j—N ar ave any more e You ad enough al he Guest-What a good lttle boy. 3 t At are you going to do when « a ma on? 3 Firs m to buy my- 2] FOOTLIGHTS. © Biatr ts meeting with all kinds where she is ap- on at present « the character at ground, and {t's will present this usual y man courageous, Ho | at this time is not Q Cheerful Chortle Of Various Vernal Joys se0ee é . ¥ Ob, Spring! » Doesn't do a thing {Makes a fellow want to raise his voice and gladly PA sing Joy song! Won't be very long Till the cooling, soothing rickey in our faces we will fling. Oh, gee! Bur it's nice see The gentie budding season as | Few weeks. Freckles on Riding down » in Nature's lap, cheeks, Coney Island hanging on a strap, On, my! early hear the cry, They're off! With old fea elty block.” Race track; Soon be walking back With pockets full of tickets and our watch and chain in hock. Robber In the lead a Oh, say! Always Is the way. Always think of all the seasons Spring is sure the Dest Shirt time Won't be called a ertme, If when putting on our clothing we refui vest. DIDDPLDPOIEDIAAD + 2 OOF PFHHOEDEON91O-00000004 | 6606-00000. PARED ESS HIGHROADS o °o TO SUCCESS. BY GRACE DUFFIE EAN VIL WOMAN AND DAFFODIL. HEN spring comes and whis: On new foilage, every woman sere and sombre garments of the wis lacs to put aside the ature’s sunshine festival in “the habi which are known in feminine circles as 4 prett, clothes. Laaiak Learned doctors have given many reasons to show why than tn any other one woman goes y for lack reasing to street a sensitive, beauty loving wom thronged with merry, huma: fend tattered leaf scurr: some wind, too humble In the sunlight. It is not that makes her seek the «! she 8 60 sadiy out of phere 1 do not think men feminine nature. The as to walk dow flowers and place tt the asa des so mu tinct. Natur man beings. She leaves y and sometimes she ststants Elizabeth Wells was as.» knew that John was a poor im: woman's loyal courage to help | So they tolled and saved and omen t or Jud sp nsible as she was loving. Bhe to work with @ tter fortunes, ‘The litte wome mized ara ft al casts such long-| an made over her clothes and rements of the Mrs Bloodgood frankly con-| miliiner for years, Then spring came ne day as she ambition |s to hey | rested. She saw at once tre willow and courtsey- On: a Hare se sire pd | ing above iver, t h folding a n scart about ne ne: teue: | her ture brown breast, * bobolng thelr gay blue bone se nets In her view, ner Work and went indoors Edeson has a horror of the | thoughtfuily ling stage hero who mows ohn," she sad, “I want new clothea* ‘ voone hand while he} He thought it was a joke 4 1, then as she quieuy ta of hie lady | insisted he grew sudd: ang r The “romantic “That's the way with w man work n for Robert But] and slave, and the minute on she omes up with some extrivagence send him under again.” He did not mean that. He knew that Ell As much as he had tn the fight for prosperity. say lots of things they do not mean. n She was not a taiking womar when he saw her again she had on her wedding shaw! “I'm dred of working for my won't have to do se muca Ina new plice h had done But people 8 the pity sat! no word, But er st 1 hat and Dy ol ward. she said. “Maybe I and yet be able to ew play New York have the | Ho probably saved | © trouble; and, after | es tt do to go around «play on. « ploayune ts that rk?) When Ni * Play, has angles itis time enough “unl it in his r- bE GORDON. THE BRIDGE, from ahore to 1 stret A river's flow; E vihday tn, day out— The hur Masser go. 1 My strengtl is asa giant strong, H While awit rs go DY; atl te sing thetr song ns own winds draw And al Ww MW nigh I know the artist me well— mes to me, form on canvas 5 my ‘That many an eye may see, The poet, in his gentle atratn, Has fixed my beauttes, too, To touch the Inmost hearts of men And ring the whole world througe J. i M Wright in Boston Transcript out on the, earn some clothes. nthe canine, as per | | ‘Thought-Plans are md-biy He stared at her speerhiersiy, and she went through the crocus-bordered path and out of the gate Then Joba ald by his husband-maoit and went wooing again; but when she came = wondered, for Solomon himeelf, in all his ive held one little, A HIGH. | Hehted Christman.ta GRADE PROSE PASTELLE. Made by Hand While You Wait T 1s good to rise glimpse of the Sun All the Ume that th i and gain an intimate light of the East is diffused our warmed into being How best to make u the Day Gift— problem before us! And many plans enter unbidden, as varted as the changing hues with which the distant hills blushingly receive the kiss of the Bun Child The Park is calling. The cool roads, the gravelled paths, the | the dancing fountains, the sheep on the lawn a tm- portant, watchful collie, the darting fish in the clear pools, the fish that throw themacives atop the water In sheer excess of good feeling; the awans and the duckling The Park is calling. Astride our good ate down the tanbark and the ytelding « Let us gallop madly Ull the red ts In qur cheek, and our cap, dashing all unheed- Ing from our head, Ifes mute in the roadway, a merry momue ment to the passage of young life. Again, the golfing fancy seizes \ the smart-@et links? A merry se With Cupid for a name if we and rounded arm, to d the Sun Child's frank vealing skirt of natty ah, that is the let us crush Why not a morning on y all the gods, 1s cone nd irtner of our vortogly at the vision. A bare sroud yel dellelous rowan turned by attentions; a Just concealing, Just ree pattern; a pretty lance whieh yes, tio @ shows itself whene'er the ball's refractory—ah, when it met in the Pennoy Ratlroac t® run down the fox. Reynard had been tralle Jeky) Island and was expected at 3 o clock, but w vania caution he arrived half an bour earlier. This {place for the officers of the & P, C. A. | by chance it should reach to Har-| the wind blowing a hurricane, 1 passe D threw the hunt off the scent and it was not D « Worlt te nctt J. H. SENY, | Jem those on thar end may hay . be Hs several hat atores it h spe fo Ie . ¥ Ifa per " yoean for the Cs . enough to stay where they are, It would in the wondows: "Spring Hats until word came that the elusive Nain WAR | art time Kes a will Ne wet Wea | oy tng ot ives mesons require about one thousand cops to put, Now Ready,” which brought to my uptown in an automobile, Cabs followed in hot but | wick if he srorwes again? | etter add ccscad I this plan Into operation. and this may that spring was at hand. Tt In er to the young lady who asks ks pursuit; the fox had reached his lair. Then the C BROWN. |i¢ army or navy men make ‘good hit lead to some plan on the part of the) } ng up, I saw nothing but moa ¢ of the Hunt, "in the disguise of an elderly business Better inform 8 BP, ©, A, | bands, 1 will say they very seldom do. | tty to help ne SANG ie . 7 [eens their ‘fall bata with wht sumed name, passed the butler at the ' . |'Dhey are often unreliable for support NORNT MCCAY: | Chel high ievinds swore | teyines Q ing World No Universal Legal Holid TE BAVULN trapped the millionaire In his art gallery. There | M) ufiness ‘ikes me frequently to My alater and three sisters-in-law mar y on an r- iwiih notice to 1 i th 1 esi Ese Yiland? apd!/\t/eesma Tied such men, and have a miserable | To the Editor of The Evening World An Arable Opinion, perved w notices appear in court in the suit! z ¥ \ om" : hi y Owe 1 hole " eas ' ry. week: when) f call ue Rot Is there any day known ag a legal Hol-| 1. stor c¢ The Breaing World An Irontc Suggestion. liday in the United States? A saya there ive ts no auch day appointed by law in every different streets, | To the Eéttor of The Bveaing World ate and Territory, B says there are 8 to get near to the money king shows how ef-|!7auiring about thin matter from one| I want to register my suggestion to oe off trom the general public. ‘The| "22 Feridea there I find that the horaes | relieve the crush at the bridge entrance, severe Re oe DUNE are sometimes sald t: tarvatio Passengers form « single oe od when the big men of Wall street used " Depa bsiay wl Ps tieaet erga PAs Bl ge teat the price of fodder being too high, and| ginning at the window and ex- _atter hours as a constitutional, | the owngre poor. 1 think this is a good| tend it as far north es i will go, If] Walking up Broadway last evening, |they say, “Salaam om youl” and when| Power against the Northern Securities Company. | nore 1 can ace @ neat piece of Wijtesy. Tho fact that it was|horse lying in w { read that the English word Jong’ 1s supposed to come from laam,” an Arable one. ‘Salaam’ carcass ofa dead) . language in the sense of ‘‘good-by." {departing they say | sa) is never used in the Arable or Turkish|To the Béitor of The Evening World: “Stay tn pleasure” to each other. They send also ‘valaama” o each other, The real meaning of this word salutation, The Arable stem from which it ts derived, *safe.”’ neans If the English were my native language I would presume to think that “so long’ {s a shortened form of such a sentence as “good-by. Bo lone ‘untll) we see each other,” which ts like French “au revoir,” with an extra kind wish. 4 D. M. ARSHAG. (Arshag Gabriel Der Mahdeslan.) Suppored to De Seventy-two. What is the normal beat per minute When Turks or Arabs meet each other| of the human feart? WILLAAM J, GREEM. the golfing ground we go. Is there not more of attraction otherwheres? ehty child tor Yet way Is not the trout stream clamoring as a much deserved whipping? Do not Long Island out ther gentle invitation? Have we not the rubber boots which reach to our walat and give us passng brave appeare ance? Ie not our rod of the supplest, lightest, most flexible fawhtoning, our fly-book moat alluring? And de we not know the good Inn of the Long Islander, where eating ia a studied art and every guest an artist? Ah, yes, we will to the trout. But hark ye! What was that?) ‘Tis the voice of the head bookkeeper, ‘Mr. Inkspots, will you kindly ran up this column of figures?’ The column is about “alt a mile high, but we will run. We were craving exercise, anyway. The problem of how we shall spend the day Is settled, W. W. AULICE, QUEER HORSESHOES. ‘The type of horseshoe common in the Orient is @ plate fitted #0 as to cover the entire bottom of the heof, with a perforation in the centre, The weight of the average horse- Peony coagpetvessen fbr ‘The native emithe usually cut these plates from sheets of wrought iron, an Sweety ghane them for the purpose in view.