The evening world. Newspaper, March 21, 1902, Page 10

THE WORLD: FRIDAY EVENING, MARCH 21, se baeeaaes PEDO E TE 8b o db oO6 404-306 Dillon has is a close student of the methods of de- Cee 2 eee Ce ee ee ee rir rid jotehook. Chicago Tribune |3 @ e + : ONY e an 1ae Oo iJe 2 : Pubiished by the Press Pubils Comp No 83 to | ¢ e : Park Row, New York at : Sew York as S M i rep re VOLUME 48. NO JOKES OF OUROWN} we “ NEW BRIDGE LOOP. « we {BORROWED JOKES.: BEL ATED ACTINITY. le A CONS TOAaD RO: : To a public sentiment outraged by the long-continued | » re talking » —I'm thinklie of sending these y inactivity of the police the McAuliffe case it fe aj > "9 tes severa vanes e he Hicult Magazine. Do y ue ng ele Shiaherare relief to learn that o have been fasued for A) Pink of the {le Critttok—Very <aatly, but TE think = thorough and rigid investigation. It would be more I don't ike pose i'm old- HEPAT AI cetie back ENIIKGBIBNES gratitying If we couli believe that the orders would ashioned; but if cing was wood pte igh my ancestors g004 dingy carried out in good igh for me ALL PREPARED. But it is now the of March and McAuliffe was} + —_- oan SENET GA RRR CAL found on the street to death on Feb early . THE RELATIONSHIP, Ah, MYA: PREUGIBN he. bale If in all this me no ive and effictent| { Pity is akin e fu have you mate any 3 n taken t ve the mystery of his murder} > T!* aly . for th. Journey to the other tand? ri ‘ mr wow lk On ves’ was the animated reply. « natural that the orde or an inquiry no’ WHY THEY SURRENDER. My travelling |lress and several others > should be reg: rded as ti y perfunctory, and that only e Indians are said t OW iRe re all done, and John ts going to o! & a hollow sembiance of acti should be exp rom it. | their objec a their re steam: iz and new trunk , iasioner F: dge car omplai full} * t ta Phitageiphla Bulletin Polive Commissioner Par pe ann : om plain es Te eacieca, coalteesent eC faith is not immediately given to an order tssued only) » aye rice = i after nearly five weeks of evasion and refusal to take en-| ¢¢ artists apes dls Naika re- 7 . H la this Ma Jor arke - ergetic action His or must be Judged by its results| > aerimiaric Jn aa then dae itis caroarepened and it is impossible to forget that thus far in this most} - r ‘ : vaiccs to’ hig enooke i : hey say es three Keneration , ? painful case not one single result Is due to any exertion fio make a gentiemar aoswered the i if whe Hi put forward by any public official, ms : aye OL ales 4. Theres ie sU/ucg loaulonitore Wart A Pernictous Influence.—The conduct of John Dillon ia | + here to aee nim myselt um the Jones ° calling the Right Honorable Joe Chamt lank | FAT MAN'S FATE. that furnishes hint 8 hiskey ands liar was not only unpariiamentary but inexcusable But] opty to ‘hive uct Rae cree e iostne tomeeTe ar: Seda GGeitie ina tnede Tet: ee ae ty wee.” rejoined the reporter, whipping + TE SISNING \SSYOIRILIDS H A SEASONABLE SONG of the Absent-Minded Weather. When you've shouted for Prince Henry, when you've roasted poor Jero When you've kicked against the men that run the ate, wil turn your brains rather nearer home? To the climate that is served to us of late? Its an absent-minded weather and its weaknesses are great, And we've simply got to take it as we find it. For it's handing out a bunch of “rapid changed while you wait,” Ani cach leaves a quart of miseries beh nd it. on something that Les oe eee Snowfall, ratnfall, fail on the silpy walk; $ Pall gales. and spring sutriness, and bilazdrds of 4 the way * Each of ‘em doin’ its deadly work in apite of our * turid tatk, While the doctor« wrist We must pay, pay, pay! s sprained writing bills The Mmmuter starts for Gotham wearing heavy rubber shoes, At noon te swaps hia sweater for a fan. At night he wades through snowdrifta home to heat ome news i it stroke has just killet the hired man. « Weve a snowstorm here by daylight. There's a A cyclone due at noon, Then a thaw The: ts us perspiring without warning, m in the evenng and a freshet “x a dusts lows soon, And a water famine greets us the next morning! Sunstroke, toe stroke Strokes of hati and wrong way « strokes of ae snow and rain d kinds stroking us the and stitutions an us bate in the United States Senate | THE NOISY RAL aes It's an absent-minded weather, but theres ONE a | “De you care for Waaneria : * who never minds THE PATRICK CASE “WIND- uP. Yes; but I don't hear much of it A SOUL RBLEASED, i He's the dostor who grabs the hard-earned cash 5 since the jandiord has turned off our As Henpeek, he hasn't any spirit we must pas. pay. pay It 1s not unlikely that a verdict in the Patrick onse)¢ oui) Uh nn cing. atl ° “ACP TERHUNE. will be rendered Wednesday and the long trial brought You're mistaken. He hag that if@ to an end. Sympathy should be extended to such of the UNPAID SWEEPERS. sothing elee : PEE POR OE EER eee ee ne tebe btw i W makes you think #0 H gurymen as have a conscientious desire to make tie ¢ Our streets are cle than they John W. Grates will re sc delighted by this newest invention in lo ps that he M f mortality. Henprck s See a verdict accord with the facts, So much has been proved ‘ hab tol hat tes 3 . - may buy it and take it westward with him died "—Philadelpnia Press . j and rebutted about so many things that the Juryman) jl! momen’ shire are fe em slamkene HOUSE- HU TI ¢ | JER SEY. inches longer than th were in those z Be ~ +) who has not lost his bearings at any time must possess) 7 4... THE STORY OF WILL'E WOULDN'T MIN CHINES EEeUNDRY: A SLEEPY Jon. 3 fan exceedingly clear head. z iia Fr ire you going to dos) But how much he ought to know !f he has digested! 4 se Ly ith the alarm clock? o | : ’ F all the knowledge thrown at him! He has had a tep |) Mae your: he chen a n—Taking It dowf to ours Chippendale Brown t} ist Try. weeks’ course of instruction in law, medicine, pharmacy,| ois. at ine Friend : | HEN Chippendale Brown reached home the firat aun- the science of handwriting and what not. He ought to; + Salesman 1 just set it oe I bile day in Marcon he found his wife in a most de ee 4 ) off at the yur. Our store * lightful humor suse she had evolved a p 11 RIE A oar adeeb Leet 4 Nees: 4 ani wavertiie you krow —Philadel- ¢ | house-hunting tn Jersey next day wee ee oedema and cardiac troubles; he must know the action | An Arkansas man cefused to have his Sua: Boreas ? “have dectied."” she nald aa soon an Brown hid seated of chloroform and mercury and other drugs, he ought : m series ° an ated — . | himself comfortably, “that we shall take a little run over tp to be able to detect a forged signature at a glance and] 2 7 4 monies Many man would DER ° | Morrow and select & summer cottage i | Aecee tee e PRE Pe A COmmUter é not afraid.” asked Bre umidiy, ot determine whether the forgery was made with a gold) 7 Well, he's avery thoughtful and 3 | nt Sip YistsKennees itech ike Binet Riba nadie pen or a steel. 12 ORIGINAL coul-hearted fellow, anyway n » be somewhat disumrecable He will have a Mitte bill of about $150 against tne | . 1 a K oof that man's 1 lwaaat Pie house yen ow, Isn't that just what I might have expected?” de i ‘i \e said one . ter never ocourred to him to é | 4 Mre. Brown ofa county for services, but it must be admitted that he has! . 1" anawared a sia yd kRTRINd ee” F| ror sap SW enloy MenL hac SER aRs Gad ges fend f ire earned the money. There need be no discount because! {i oti ne Thais just the point is. | to offer? Ite all n M afi i feat of the winter schooling he has been through say he wets some marvellors ik taking Sith) lesen Real ephoeoid afte = = = facta.’ —Washington Star } Revord. » not go early the beat cotthers will ying Hanna's Fare.—The stranger who insisted « - f eee Ob bob 6 9-8.08.8.9-0:4 060 09000 bE H prBdHs TD HOES 08 pemorrow ing Senator Hanna's fare in a Washington street ee | Fe Vau oa hit GU tae Ader: have had an ulterior motive. Who knows but a of “lie Ha hamere pape nickel #0 recklessly squandered muy bring many valuable | ® o|5 ils hat eMIN'ANY: 1 have nothing orem bERA Te ee returns? It's the little things that influence the grvat } SOMEBODIES } : FOOTLIGHTS j Mra. Brown ignored the sarcasm. What is the use of eee — . 3 Mf " ne aout & thing like that when vietory has bepn won? THE OCTOPUS ABROAD. | ADELRBERT, PRINCE—thirg son of] + Ida Muelle: hes) been appearing in| anh stele say oli ba reey and (Hat was enougi. ‘ 1 1 ° | And although the akties joo! next mort In the misfortunes of even our best friends there 19) Keiser Wilhelm Sillogene. ts America. 3 This fe Willie Wouldn't sin tie old Harrigan playa at the Girard] fe iwn appsaeea sil SeRGRTe ts MOURNE CRRERAEDL Ki bette always something not unpleasant to us. Good Ameri-| "04 ON May estose, imherelie See him hanging on behind Avenue Theatre Philadelphia £ : for Mev. Brown, ehecwaa Very grac cans accordingly may secretly rejoice that the octopus| ALBRECHT. PRINCE—of Prussia will! * Phat Dig wagon passing by; the jast (aree or r weeks. She made terrors for her, When they rea fed of American monopoly fs extending its tentacles over the | “rvretent the Kalger at the comnation S How they fly! a decided hit In every play prese: feet he foe Brown was in he beat of humors, amd fitherto unenslaved Englishman, In an effort to crush), Cine Altooao of Spain 3 capecially with her songs. Mls Muelic| "inant we batten take & trelles care he ambed déferen- ‘ BT Oe Esances will tig vas beautiful soprano volce andl sayy “te ioral ‘ out all competition and to secure an absolute monopoly | start on hie Russian vist; May 17 | : noes taetltehatrt i+ witht itn too, taLye ft would make us eeem young:agatn to 9 skimmiag of the British tobacco trade the American Tobacco Com-|HUMPERDINCK, HANS-the famousl + iis jover the meadows, and I am just In the mood for fun. . tc a i 1 Compost’ haa been /élected’ « member} © course Mrs. Brown thought that would be nice, and they pany offers to give |ts customers al! its Profits aad a} coripoeet: fas een (etaated ia:ny miber | Ada Dwyer,of Kyrie Rellew's company rded A car headed for Newark million daliars a year for four years if they will ald it) Weep AGHeiho weiter, (el sone of the moet popular women tn! liberately kept hie eyes from looking out of the “vindow in forging fetters for them for all the future. said to be slowly dying | the dramatic profeasto ‘harming is| while he kept up a run of small talk with Mrs, Brown, But The American Tobacco Company {ts not a philan-| RANDALL, VOLTAIRE who recentiy [the word mi soollet to Miss) Mire Brown, of the hunt for a summer cottage, was anxious thropic enterprise. Its directors are not in business for, ied in Washington, was nf the | eit cd picepentonr ag bap tid bac soy aie OUR OO LARRS) RRC TE ee DOCS ae ey their health. But advice from an American source! {emest men to eit tackle ine wife of Harold Rumeeil ‘ nit F ‘ ree) asplrators impli Lincoln's wife of I x © acto t be am plen Jersey ne 1 thought. Good would be idle. Great Britain must fight its own battle) assassination Mires Dwsor g the da soloust See how it ts raintn with monopoly, while the United States will look on|5ARDOU. VicTORIF is omaid to bel | to the end when she cas e men might have oo 4h doy ot thie disclosure. Chtp- with Interest. writing for Sir Henry Irving @ play ’ dale Bro} He simply remarked that they hat i based on Dante's life | met bad } l@ inwardly he waa rejoicing because he Evi Hana: SHAH PERSIA ‘ his) watches had shown wtedom in objecting ta #o eariy a trip. He himself and knocking dow made In Paris watched the fast-falling rain, which a high wind was causing ”" 7 y VEST SENATOR r rn ce] to beat against the car windows, 8u nly there wap 4dge cru v Newson was 3 alee bese alate prec Darec Ores ! asingly feeble healt! | daughter who | awalts theiry crash Terrifle Jolting showed the car had rin off the trael peataneea tc a Anihelganlixetlage, | MAYOR of Bt 1 coming every y No one was hurt, bur everybody had to get out Into the rain ~ sail cet ih ae 1 1 mouventes of Pri . while repairs were belog made. Five houra later, wnea they : 7 nat city for the Missouri His acTAlaniie ore in| finally reached Newark, Mrs, Brown anid: THE HOME MISSION. | t » nder Southe ‘i We will take a train right sack to New York.’* The Rev. Mr, Schoonmaker, of Plainfield, N. J has} WHEATON, GEN, LOT D—Ie aver the fact that she has br On the train Brown rematked to the conductor Anrep ‘ aMant ey ing 4 A with his soldiers in the from colored: mummies and dar af nothing ayandan a tention tak ng up mission work in Ala ‘Faterraac tal bo : aEMEIEERMETREREEAI acta Tr tn sometines wirer to lead a woman out inte a storm calles ain "et is urned home, hay vecome convinced 5 ad years Nacking up. Mias Leigh te ap. | (28n to try by heated argument at home to convince her she a is filial obligations are parame 1 the wagon giv pearing ax Mrs. Starbuck iv wrong.” 2 tons to the African heathen And big boxes fa fnew play, "The Starbucks, Tae conductor did not know what he gsents iC Mre This is a sound and wise conclusio Career) Peles SORE SIAR) SUEOB MDI Heretrg gic teng ace ne meng om he dea papers praise her work inghly. One a that Mr. Schoonmaker can find as at rt hese re: i ame a fers to her performance as “al @r missionary work ome as in an CAS 7 Ea Aid atudy.* he Be a ne ny part of Africa , splendid study Enqutrer, Bad he need not tcc! called on to evangelize | Jarge cities. There is ample testimony to the fat tha | graphed wit py tho! the heathenism of rural New Jersey offers a most prom- |" about her ising field for evangelizing. Miss Florence Lauterbach, daughter! —-— — jot Edward Lauterbach te @ graduated! © The Lesson of Spring.—This is the first day of sri lawyer. This means that New York will probabty have no Mra Ida Foster Cronk. of Chicago (#. snowstorms this year « scoordingly need make tng to e ny! preparations for better of snow remova ti | declaring tea. next winter, n | ee “= Mrs Mary Swacs 1 . A TENDERLOIN ROLLE T TE WHEEL. The manner in which He sayn that a wife Miss Leigh car ried one back to the mountalsia, where such types alone can de seen in Amertc JANE GORDON. ——— WIDOWED. Your lonely room is stil! a vacred Dince, The air you breathed ts warm In my embrace, The perfume of your presence Ungers still About the pillow where I lay my The Thrifty Man Who Could Scrap. THRIFTY MAN who was muscular, Dut not inclined to engage in altercationa, was once assailed by a Little Fellow who Talked War. The Tarifty Man itstene@ to the Verbal Aseault and walked away, trying to Whistle, “That big chump !* a coward,” thought the Little Fellow, and he told his comrades how he had thrown Hot Shot into the Thrifty Man and how the other had taken it without any feelings of displeasure Thereafter It became the Proper Talne fr All Hande te [call the Thrifty Man names. His persona! appearance wam j eriticived, hile clothing whe censtited and he was abuted on | General Principles of his roil" of as related b hows that wt wan | ft H he Thrifty Mi nh pst traditio TPE : He face For six months the Thrifty vugh Be pce acl ons i] ma the Tenderloin « lawy aah i ne wan Physically able to urled words @t en Mr ame to town C PERS (Py as ouch yor garments lightly him. invest a little money his M told him ot a THE SAILOR’S KERCHIEF | half afraid Then the Thrifty Man auddenly Showed Signe off nits, roulette wheel in West Tw nt ’ hr So ghostly are tney in the teem- BY jie met the Little Fellow who handed out the teiial Talk, ie ji s eae ee 1k whieh In ahade! The Thrifiy Man knocked him dawn fevéral Umes, then a “good thing.” The “man at th ore” on waa fl The candle Mickers like a fright- picked him up, balanced him and knoe him down again his backers and wou ‘ont 6 N a . |_ ened out Another Talkfest Champion undertook to do his Usual duced player win out, even if OMCAC IH at “4 ' Ks Upon the little aitar where you Stunt, but the Thrifty Man smote Alm Hip and Thigh and Posten w ing ¢ e ie b y Sevser of soapsuds, “Btruck ¢ china, SSPTOF RS, taen threw him half acroes the street. Onlookers may that wo i here ah Ist such @ snap, and with ; ini ¢ nts cry and or ths yelled the patient oll-well —Elsa Barker In the March Book- the projected man looked Ike an Ol Boe te Miller and Miller's friend smi earch of the e alga ‘ My, oh! my —Geore qa man, For three or fout hours the carnage contiiued, and ation : bonanza. Not until he had spent st dollar for | Ds te se CN Ce DEEDES the erstwhi'e Hard Talkero got Wise. They sated the Thritty een hin A\ bunts ° : - ae aes Man how mt twa. kee ene Perera ee nen Onilt neneas did “Well” aald the Thrifty Mao, “nix monthe ago my wie Bie berln to have doubts aout nis investment. Mia l ETTERS | em TH E PEO PLE ON V ARIOUS TOPICS, | ncmhartate aR Shes ieee friends “appeared puzzled and promisen him better luck | =} Peace. Since then [have been compiled to Fly Close BE be could meet them again he next night with another An Batra mt thea one-halé | propo of ane between, them each) pluyground in the str Cannot the dangerous, He may grow to find her oe time expired yesterday, and to-day Richard J» Hime oul,” but he sought Capt. Sheehan's advice, and his| eateg: Work Fe fa state t mcthe : ee ash and rouge cans be put at the 4 ayy more pleasant than his wif seit Again. Having nothing to lose by employing vidlence I ‘friends are now under arrest ie Fu aisle ean ihe, ot fevanie ti ‘ BERS. Sear! ny ag eee ee Us Wo her to the theatre once | naye raverted to my: native pastime of crippilig bipeds. 1 BREN Soo he- chanwes Ie the Ti ant are an rta the rabbit « op To the fi ¢ World eam “ and dirt of | _ im ! pe of the opluion that #he cx-! ain wiiling and anxious to meet All Comers i f J not wan uncertain num renteh the rabs f thial the Man- poor we tha * it axain. Bho is certain { "Moral: The Worm that Tare’ aometimtes shows.» Strong and captains go, and habitue h in’ hee the birds tghted Tarn an hattan 1 road ght about bulld-| (9 go out with her would in Hy st ata hint at anyth t | pace, W. BOB HOLLAND. 4 wes ic o tleman, . 4! Me Hlevne or Blackwell's or the Morgue: you may even|on t bird cach tree) A problem similar An extra stairesre at Houston street ‘ory often ke to stand a » door, advtne the wit ‘ re pa “aime vervices in the Haymarket : ae wane ther without a tre > A chin al the Bowe as itis terribly crowd. bie 4nnot, en. uecoun: ‘ 0 tere trative ee ane tte Phen beth ne i si 4 e marke aut “the} iy Is lighted on son is twe ed there on account of the large num- [PUre! Ret Mf ‘alae will forget this stupid fea & . Bes on as usual and “come-on with | Ant nik (hore WAR One Lrae te old. ‘Ten ber of peonle who: use that station, Se Ter AT EeeRe Baier ExPenrexcep. | WILLIAM PENN AND CHARLES it. Jett. wit « bird. How many birds years + VOR 3 other of Boys, cCharlés IL once, granted en avdicnee. wo the eourtly rr Sa and how many trees were there? years old, or twice The h-Harrel Agrin, Iu the Nega To the Milter of The Eveting Worlds Quaker William Penn, who, was his c @ oth, entered the sive Book.—A book that came fron r % n years more und the child Iw ps ene xaitor ot Tae Evening World To the Msitor of The Mvenins World Kindly publish thanks to “Mother of 1 presence with his Nat oh, The humorotm sovereign ‘the first Engiieh printer, sold at auct you W cara od and the older ber\ 1 am voicing a wish of hundreds of | tn answer to C. C. Lain query: “hs aata } Hove.” aby Feat Mcp re Ha. de quletiy Tale a ee his Len Cl binere aren pais in i 1 To the EAltor of The Bee i yeara old. or one aad ihrec-| mothers who live in flats and: tene-\ a married salczman take a young lady | have fil ie ‘arg | airy: ele rethove 4 In nhawer (0 the problem of the rabpit | 2fthe thmes ns old. How long will It be) Tenis’, isn q mother of sive children, | who buys from his firm to the theatre?,’ | mothers ae ae Yj tieOuneodie te red ade fok ono et he diminishes the| Only «ne goce to school. Thelr only|1 say, by all means, " alr 0 0a covered.” Ee % chased by the Cog (the latter decreasing | person? Never. 4 a ae pitti) a gy pl i ie Be i ie a eae: i