The evening world. Newspaper, March 20, 1902, Page 10

TE WIESINTIUNGr “YO lssI__ Jb” sate bso Pee oh < Ghe Fann Side of Life. Sotelo Wille Gil Published by & x . $ Bark Ham. Sem York Hoseted 9 ; to the Molineux Case. ? roils ¥ = = 2 55 . Sald the Wisker Trial to the Motineux Cases e ). 14,821 JOKES OF OUR OWN! we H are much older than I ° es -— $ : ‘ ux Cas ne Wisker Trial: ; { a = : fm ne Jame—it's Jerome, you know: é MAGISTRATE MATO'S TESTIMIONT Se Te ; (Werovey AS ME: PASSED DY ON THE =| Givi get toiun by and by e For the purpose of misieadit : = ETE ee ena aaa | Salil che M ing the onds of justice and sr fireouereee eee ° i u ct olineux Case: $ MeAuliffe tw flimsy che 3 wir : Wo than \* Bait t to the Wisker Trial: $ the side of the defense. Th hat MeAulifY Sra ell dersized man In : It's na ne u know; . death was due to injur € falling ; hey are crue Bas Hes é clgare my Te . a ons a It ° mn ; i Trite raps Bia ths ent Trial to the Molineux Case: - ho appeared! rate M - + wish you would explain 9 o'clock on Sunday morning. Feb. 1h i Ss WICKED WORLD, by Sald the Mc ux Cane t Wisker Trial Rue ate theory is. effe i ae i ut you actually earned ¢ “Theres McAuliffe, Patrick and Burns, you kaow, re ¥ + We really shouldn't compla medical testimony at the Corone ‘ . rwor z Hy shod istics aie really shouldn't complain theory is not less ¢ tun posed 0 3 ® that far But I can say thate |? sald the Wisker Trial, wary statement of Magistrate Mo ni ft i ok a dollar that I didn’t think | «+ tries me Willi ioening’s World . 5 5 Hotes pdeda UL AY entitlal to 4 ; 4 the Molineux Magistrate Mayo asserts 3 ani | : Washington Sta. 3 palin eRe be es that the reputed MeAuliff , H THe ALTERNATIVE : WILLIAM JOHNSTON Sy Policeman Redily was [+ “ pine v . fae pod health and without a cut + t ! : wan rently] | CoonERER REESE sa sdesee 20.88 pretense that tirix man could have rs tet juries | 2 subi pia Z | : - - which caused McAuliffe’s de while out tr i a Sih IT E 4 | TY E lt during a few minutes of tha t Sunda unt} s SHORT Ctr ro cou deiphta Press | . that it should have wholly es aped the itkce of eve . . Fa OBe around him is, ax Magistrate Mayo ai-| 3 crea He Get the Ping: Pong Fever. ble.” Moreover. the medical mor vat wou : raaty MINTYRE arriv had been inflicted hours before thi ne ‘ eon fos questioned. {2 and There is no more do that M ff ; PooR PROPLEL . than there is that he was a witae the G ane} « And It is this latter cirumstar mipe: 1 i lice Commissioner Partridge the it aN : responsibility for his ooking 1s hel “ ‘ G * if ; 2 to keep me wal ¢ party we'll ry home a paliful of prizes @eems inclined to do--to unload the rexponsih H : : { rf ere soutitig’ Wetade fuk inet Ne anatiaoeene District-Attorney's office Hi { sagyewite! : Mrs. Melnty w ia chee’ > A POPULAR SALE § sarion me 1 forgot, + mes ‘The Reason Why. i'r H 1 « at}. Awl af women > RING TH y chosing my bridesmeids — } : i : : th he does not know « Hd ne fiepontited bi: ehh = aavie | oP! $ iy Syste put tr lr “ pushed back against the yarts. The pro * . ‘ : fies) ae STRONG | posrorrice | Sen my | ahh ed every, wie Tot inl enrille tighted Man decr 1 a adl w Kg wa (covsauninry, pai, RVERE SaaS. ITS CONTENTS. Hd wks as if it was all r observed the American ho . Save . weit a aa eters CANT We , eauvenusoennea! (cs 1 cheerfu ler the = 2 ing - ah . i Wy /4 avo nunl [ HAVE Soare oa pe elt! Melntyres =a : f AiG her. MISPLACED TENDERNESS. ; { as | vacket, “tt Mr. Alois Spinner, who, on Sunday last. took the lew | s : Me nani 1 a sto land Into his own hands and attempted to murder Dr Lands | > § . 1 jaan, now sees the error of his ways. When arrested he| {7 ¥* wan always arte} IEASON wail = aie fexclaimei defiantly, “I shot and shot to kil wife i / TRUST sere Sishaas tee oe . ease, and he sent ft realizing that the penalty of his crime {s unpleasant, we] ¢ 7 } TA oration Phitade Bulletin fi at would redit to Ruste in his “eringes abjectly before bis intended victim and begs him| } ¢ = MCAS ZARG rs : rath Bs Ke for help in escaping punishment, and his pleading willl + ir cake ts. Dy AND [ MANE TNE BuzzAND NOT THE SAME Hiteteia ke raenes probably prevail H SAR ine PRE BN Hey \ i " the floor, taking a Dresden While this would-be murderer whines that he is]? How im wis. } \_ 2 Ww Rehatial Hace ltery, : : , . “being punished far beyond his deserts.” it is through nu]! She—tt ie Aypeccy's i ¢ who admits he never © ; ans) iunried Meo nerit of his that he is not on his way to the electrical | © { ‘ claw joke 3 aptoin theleaial hair. His attempt rw emedit and de- |} : ; } "Se PR » has broken most termined, and he seems to have ele : $ +e pea; ‘i 1 4 start on me. through any mistaken tenderne allow te teee tee NN a ee roe oe se, no Rew} . ye tee jo go free it is hant to und cul Wise { SUFFICIENTLY : \ murder should her t wit i } ‘ ENDOWED. : 3 | New Yo OME D 3 ; r r |} in New York - SOMEBODIES. | } : | ROOTLIGHTS. RANI AL n ‘ 3 { A Glad Rellef.-1f me cont x b pei ‘ Fi t le settled that Mary Man ¢ a cross be y shield without de A fe ‘ i $ ; hia epring, but The gaan eh br * porrSchley controversy. the sto Sf ak atts beats ? euaanée she Last Hours of @ ieee Peerention A rt at i jan It took M home Mrs. McIntyre aatd ee ae pach $ : * time to make us yet with mild resolve THE USU Al WAT, lHARTRANET er uiarstic’ : t ant Me cling ro y nd we w say that allure As the result of a broken piston rod on a Hrookiyn Binal Se use ier H 4 " t em Paty oe ev'L” engine during yesterday 3 UCR fair Pawitn ' Anerralaistar noes Bwere blocked, thousands of ‘ : he Claude hua $63 more Sonice ‘crowded on the bridge platfo: ss I s =! Aohit v ns and the the police merely produced Fy eae by t of the ‘ r t down t lum! ywatter and and increased diecom! and ” w me we ntleman with the Jacque 5 It is remarkable how ‘ errupt = ew telle minot no 1 ‘ morning tavel invariably coeur rolls that Sf a Horrors 4 without } * xy Grandoe, Is jarring the whole house to leav ne. Em The Modern Prophet 7 } 1 t ‘s + came a fla see. the Old enjoym whom ; we so man | Maids on the third flo th ‘ ling the milk- ieat in thie. 4 { 1 man that yo m ‘ ist hight. They anid oie 1 * re away, and that you ie ee $ ‘ 1 " work thought eo, too He sala Whica he hus fou ‘ aes ' y mood wie i ; . set ; AN ACTRESS IN \ NEW ROLE. ; : And “Mrs. Patrick Cam; fF : re ~ at It was an before New York wut HOW IT HAPPLNED. Hehe more her ee h relereeatty woman In the a f not z aa on the: . | AP TERHUNE queray < 32 ean e Beiousness the yictir M al | THE THRIFTY CASHIER AND AIS BOSS. : ic HRIETY Cashier, who recetved a salary of $18 a week, equally facile ins: " careful to ilve within his Incon He Mved When an acue | Frugally and his wife's clothes were le by her hearers to the breaking 4 A n @nger# and retaliated by making her ak ke ow aan PR esaecat ; eiige Fright different actress with on M Y HOME AGAIN. But the Cashier saved money and put something by fot gle and excee esomething vy lerves give way from the actress thing because it listened to one of Mr terpreted by Mrs. Camp): to be a little too violent disease Pinero Hetty f ‘ 1 overstia " once ree . ‘ SOME LANGLAGE, A list of the endearing expr on ‘Larre Smith Duryea band before the honeymoon wa: leges we any no > 4p matrimonia) complimen ud 16 i moments of domestic disa 4 monster of selfishness.” “a sic had the face of a cr t When th have power to soothe the raging masculine bre to her eyes she was ref to a wate ft.” At other times she was “a ur millstone @ man’s neck » Duryea’s vocabulary of endearment een very full and adequate with othe affection, but the examples quoted sufti fs what bi» ancestors were the husband in th have derived a strain of his blood from « Bill- \! a woman, What an ornament his yocatu- mld | ‘been to him had he been an Alderman! 1 to niiar w me for? T thought you boasted that you LETTERS FRO? THE PEOPLE ‘ON VARIOUS The birda long silent wake their tay, olias lend thelr fragrance aweet, clouds the Future. Occastonaily he asked for a Raise, but the fee ception the request encountered made him wish that he ha@ worn Arctica and Fur Gloves when approaching the Boss, After many years of frugal iiving the Hoss learned that the Cashier had $325 in a Savings Bank and $142 in @ Bullde Ma, The of gloom roll fast away— ing and Loan. This put the Boss to thinking “Evid ‘ , ' pur tt to think!r Evidentig I alt once more at mother's feet. we have been Too Liberal with that Cashier. He has n@ . Tree aecine np isctiarad Expensive Habits, he does not go to the Theatre, the Racesy + nor to Coney. He actually Saves Money. We will redue® $ Ambition’s voice has his Salary to $16 per . | And tt was #9 ordered : | rr Atiy Cashier v TatlOute sBavnratent © Once more Hope's darkened star Bf} Th mara thy Cal co Put Out. He protested, Bat t may beam, Taka at Bae he algo , ib Kame he could get ye H Fo M ther holds my hands to- an Street § er at month with an increase of $ ss 7 after the Pirst Year . W. Beauford Davis in L The Thrifty Cashler discovered a end of the free 4 ecg APTA week that he would no longer be able to make Deposits in é the Savings Rank and there was danger thet his Rullding ind Laan stock would Lapse, ‘To avoid this catastrophe he ole $2, It Is mine, any way.” he sald. "Those old geezera had 20 | For four week tinued, and then the amount of The tats Delays, at alot wa nvestigations, & Why | the third place he is broke. How muc y | the peculations a an ii ned, Burpree of the : fall i pettea tions pid Beverage ty FLA. HL | Thrifty Cashier hiv conselence did not Gnaw much and he se able to 8 » goun dh a] v 1s It ‘ ! is an Ame ar h . Ms “5 rd E n t erat ' P Wier Habe Are They Good Husbands? | After «ix months his conscience had Coustiand Hae ¢ “i ih t tive la a. To the Kdltor of The Evening World | he revolved on yup that wou " in after . er : w + | Some time ngo I heard the queation| *eart He stole $.20,00 and Lwcumped to parte known only, ‘ si afk Ree) 3 x 4 f ic ‘Do army and navy men make good] ' Himuelf and his [aw ° tin 1 pee sok Into. Another thir Why | husbands” But lve never heant a After Mi a few months his Lawyer Come w Jerse ! ' \ ago, UL the labarers work now iafactory answer, Would | be wise ) Directors of the Bank, who were willing: ken Now . ‘ and not get to wed such a man? Or doce their neideration p ony More Minstrel Test in 4 ; mony 5. | roving fe make them unreliable, ex- the Thrifty ¢ he and the Lawyer NEWARKER Y r travagant and dissipated? Won't some] built new re ma 1 Hein Broke.” attra ines q tole le’tn Broke. wife of a navy or arnty man give me Pennies saved are sometimes Dollars Lost : < ; i» bene To the Balter et The ng World ‘ ner experience, please? Miss C. J. A. W. BOB HOLLAND. min and th ; eaders that Se Here is a probl h I would Hke ikenea' (Bass . , yi ‘There Is No Legal Holiday. . Jiro Blaaven | Robby uuthor of the to aee If your read It In am i DIAL TELEPHONES Loh ; i tT famous Hi song he foliown: A man goes Into a store and |T? the Biltor of The Evening Wort 34 Aeuredidiigclatimac’ (chcik We ReR eS Sook SRuareyolalinen Se) to: Ohtinen: says: me as much money as [| A bets that there is no auch thing as| _ A new device for use with telephones has been patented im palled Aatupbari" Ai paaeiae : tray dy othe He was the To the EAttor of The Rvening World have tn my pocket and I will spond %.' {a legal hollday throughout the United] Sydney. It is a clockwork lem, with a dial that regia ubber A passing messenger originator of the genteel song and dance, We see in the daily papers some- He says the same in the second and | States, B says there ja, Who win ters the time occupled In speaking. The hand of the @lal i works only when the receiver is taken from the Boole | boy called io me "Yea. Reuben. the'and @ most veresiiie performer, His thing “‘touchin’ on end appertainin’ to” | third stores, and when he comes out of @TAKEHULDER.