The evening world. Newspaper, March 18, 1902, Page 10

, ee ee ee ee ee _THE WORLD: TUESDAY EVENING, MARCH 18, 1902. i WAY OIRILID’Ss & + 2 NEXT MORNIN 3 Ohe ann 4 ide o tf XY es loi he ES Published by F referer : XY V va q e. The Parader's Plaint. * Park Row, New York. Untered at the Hostottice : The morning of a hollday $ at New ¥ s5 : ; ; ; cea . ¢ Is nearly always bright and gay, Ps VOLUME 42 soos [JOKES OF OLR OWN} ira ig SIGNS OF SPRING. > 2 BORROWED JOKES. ork ime of Joy ad late, 3 — = = sol ft3 = ? A: -----—— o roubles for the time fori 4 ° HSE “ . | os . seme SOF aol * s THE AWAKENING OF THE POLICE. “nee wae ; GAMOVE ) fo GES. Fred aa SaRee oR Kile It there's * . = ale th-her tivity 1 Mes * ,, = IMGOINGTO « aN | Hit Ge bat ted—But, my darting, 1 would works | % The m telat > “sae : i i " { enue OD 4 PAINT THINGS < to ee al hard and eventually fortune would ® | iti etc t : : cur. aN . % rown my efforis sie ED IVO r Pa many a cup nt was isst t t 3 ‘ { \ Lait i Mab—Thanks! but I prefer an heir tog | 2 zie “hls z in the murd re v HS oe e toa castle in the Eesracn sat @ him to the rafter Raine FETE Reet sedans : A LGOAIATN ENT sh _ : i ; pjammer’s curse we learned, wee the suspected persons in custody, The awakening I 4. \,, gia \Ri4\\ i Y FROM EXt cE. sia and cooling drinks we yearned ba fas extended to District-Attorr office. where Mr.j ¢ s Lf m—I hate to kiss a woman through | | ¢ Thelraorningeet ° % 1 Fy ‘ you lowe je fave . % > laps a 2 ° Oh, 1 don't know T always gore] ¢ St Patrick's day we always h : rom the duty ¢ AWAD Patt oa the flavor ARS ny that ne'er g : gives signs of pi) . a m—Of tie kik s|t A even treat a . Vigorotis ea Ae ihe: foot peae vm Jack-No, of the veil Chicago News, 215 eens ses ach it was igh time, if F eles. pees pie alewukan! ae such a thirst? I'm with you! Shake! Treproach of being wilfu ts ie ‘s « you aiven the free- ¢ ‘ The morn after plain duty. As things a are aha. Pay ty? ra be WILLIAM JOHNSTON {ts own that the belated act “ind : the dintingutshed 9] 2 fs not to the reform officials, presumed to be } tt oes , ion es *e eo Peon or re are reer oe oe hediile un es 4 the department's honor. It !s not to Inspector Ha : at sist copsmnltieene ee = ——— delayed and still unrendered report. It is to a ad as “ ize how free 12 Paper's dogged determination to get truth Haye ? THE 1001ST A D 1002D seemed a very foul blot on the city’s fame that Yes Sam 7" GENTLE. . . owes this good result. The World has accomplished a oe eauidl vou ike toitavess gle-handed what “would have been easy for = air? eo Customer (who has been watt- ing twenty minutes)—Very much, in deed. thank if tt isn’t too mue trouble. —Philadelphia Press. Partridge in the first place,” but which delay and evasion and the frequent direct Interposition of obstacle made difficult.” It is a very fine triumph for newspaper publicity | The Very Last of the Arabian Nights. | CHAHRIAR the Sultan glanced at th 6 of his apilt-second horse-timer “Light of m He regarded fondl is 10.42, Baste: lovely Schererzade 241 NEED. A REAL ED the light of my Ife will 2 he's in hie pi Gigns of Spring.—From Topeka, Kan. comes the esidence t © varnatorming Pou ricar Hobins “Here's an invention that enabjes you's | cease te shine 1 me” news that preparing for SCRAPPING © to sev tie man who rings you up over He looked through the window and th 4 has asked the "I AKESPEARE, Won VERA _— = Suita tree 5 the vacant lot to forth thelr hatchets fr 1 Doyle's book on the Boer W voll enough. But what ts The ruins of yon accident s still bur resting places stanianiakor orien: t is something that Wi {| a post for you ictortes ke Belarey's enadle at ho him in the jaw.” — His eye fell uj Detroit ress 5 THE BURNS CASE. The testimony in the Burns case, {f put in book form | to endure longer than the perishable matter of news Paper columns, wi!! furnish persons fond of studying erhaps you would hesitated. 1 ak The lovely erzade syudderet “T heard that joke.” ene sald, “when Hi Henry's Minstreis hen, brutally A FORERODING f the working men,” said the fan “I am proud allouses on the » ECONOMY. in ‘They say the firs. $1,090 ts the hard SPAING wy BROONLY est to earn mpreasionistie pi y say that there an the “science of society” with some very valuable dat Mahiy RO AtREtHIRT withiihe?ee Dalia ot Ris hanie were new In the business It is a “human comedy” of rare Inter | usand™ “We iaiihaiécte “If the pt TH don't doub ; revelations add a new character to an extraordinary oa ent tendency to belligerency in public ways heard every story I try to tell you. And, woat's worse, y ve somewhere heard every story you've en telling me for { last thousand nights. Every time ou hear a good thing you Wd tt me as your own, You're #0 original you'll be writing comic operas if you live ull isa & Oh, I don't know It was the lovely Sec “Dve strung y ndred pages.” because the 1 | sald Schahriar the sul out NECESSARY NOISE. ntinties to develop you are likely callouses on your knuckles.” — Waghington Star, gallery of portraits. Each new witness contributes his| ¢ quota of information about things of the existence of : Berne ie foley wanes A which vhe public had a vague idea, but the full reality | ¢ % ee miletie ‘ La i and extent of which it did not dream of. i = — z-pong a noisy game? MORE IMPORTANT. “Yes, said the old doctor, ‘you should try to have your own carriage. by all means, Because when you want tient quickly’ ererza i along ¢ » who spoke ‘ Fa thousand nighte and over four The case is especially important for the illumination COULDN'T FU it gives of the lives of the young mashers and their girl friends and the social relations of each to the other. It throws light on a state of affairs In a certain stratum of Brooklyn society which we should be glad to hope fs only local, but which has, it is to be feared, a wider prevalence. “Did you buy a «old brick whilr were in New York? ’ “Not on your Iife. 1 read the pape enough to ateer clear of bunco-ateerr laid out my money to advantage you. Bought a season ticket ‘entral Park and a ices Mithera demanded a taick book," = canes ieee n, haughtily. “I wanted to cut you upted the young M. D., fter The Tale of the Ox, Ass and the Farmer.” he > 1 don't think any patient who sent for g| my : hy, that’s the first tale in tue book,” sald t 2 me would be Mkely to dle before 1 | Bearers z Kk sald stheslovely reached him” Just . but he might recover bet, je deed to al nd Brook! re you and winked land between New Yoo! Are the facts as they come to the surface such as to} + re. —Philadelphia Press. Z ; vn | oO 0-8-8908. DG.600-8 + he cro nf the had te-and a arbingers of . . short.” be show that the moral influences of home and Sunda oones ne, creda ond Ais @in ll ins: eset sue neste # L pdesessecgeienes So." eald Schererzade, ‘but I've got a good schoo! are ax potent for good In the Clty of Churches as) - the Medicine Man 1 tie Politios Binds squir i | phi tibet heats aC EAC TOC SOD | er efforts to annex primal vernal Otfes worm ale @ j.of execution, oto ES | so EBODIES } : } | “You remembe night" sald the lovely Schererzade, | ° ‘ h -—Perhaps the most trying mt Now once more are letters dated ‘Hench 38 Central Park,” ? FOOTLIGHTS. {| babs as Noe Mere going: <0. the theatre to sea; that vewtem= n Mayor could be placed in ts to be scored | BLGAR, DR —will, tt t# eald, compose And the rubber plant is massaged to revive ite vital spark : | perapce:nl Omar's, the hired girl was In the room when preas for having sent a “sweep” bill to] an ode for King Edward's coronation Oh! the Ice Man and the Tailor and the T. Bullder sing 2] Charles Dibdin Pitt, late stage man-|! took your dress things out. When I came to the opera Albany and to be turned down by the State boss for hav-| which will be sung by Melba In one glad hurrahful anthem 44 Sucker born ¢ a bahay in ie porte in /'The Firat a ee owed It wise sithat thing ais steeds That oe 4 . : uchess of Marlborough,” hahrtar’s opera hat,” I told her ‘And does he wear {t at cold patronage e machine G 13. ¢. et deck tol* A ‘ ing withheld patronage from the machin gartigeay Heise falas veer hes ee B ® |eaged for Henrietta Crossman’ the theatre?’ sne asked ‘He does, sald 1 She thought a —- ; cel of sae pany In You Like It’ Mr. Pite] moment, and then she sald. ‘I © he squashes tt up that THE ARCHAEOLOGY OF NEW TORK. | tiver subiice Baltimore until) 4 A WAY OUT OF A DIFFICULTY. comes of a well-known theatrical fam.| Way so's It won't take up much room on the top of his head, The good Duke de Loubat. who {s a New Yorker born, peal i ‘ == ily. His father was the late Henry Pitt, | and the people behind can see over lim’ " has endowed a professorship in the College of France for| HUNTINGTON, BISHOP—is making a/ + {| an actor of rare excellence, and his} The lovely Schererzade paused. Schahriar the Sultan sald ae can anciquitle complete bibliography of all his many | * i] mother, Fanny Addison Pitt. hae been af Nothing, The lovely Schererzade coughed tentatively. the study of American antiquities, writing .. + | favorite with the theatre-going public |Schahriar the Sultan turn on her. It would be only a proper recognition of the gift {f]iRELAND, ALLBYNE—wil! be sent by| ? t | for many years "Weil’ he satd, wear! wl the answer the researches of the endowment should begin with the] the Universtty of Chicago as mpectal 3 G6 6 6 “What's the answer to whai!” asked the lovely Scherer- study of the antiquities of the donor's native etty. New| Coma Issiener to the Orient to atudy $| Harry Corson Clarke. the character] at Aotenarn - Resavat condi i rs hy, to the story about the hired girl” the only city | eric ich furnishe: sector. Is arranging for ® spring tour in ‘i York, indeed, is the only 2 n mee . whi tn en bl HON, ALFRED—who ta What Did Thompkins Do? Mr. Clarke “There is no answer,” said the Sultana, indignantly; “that an opportunity for the study of the antic car RtiBrltahierteatt ham recovered file health and te longer | # All of the story, and a very Kod story tt Ie as a means of traction The Fifth avenue stage dates is a nephew of adheres to a milk diet. He is staying at “I've another hired-girl story.” said the lovely Schererzade. from an even more remote antiquity, while the Staten his pretty villa at Jamatea, Lo 1. Mr ae can't fag me ar come a Aastha . p at is probab: Hy as ancient MORGAN, J b °: electric | | Clarke says the late blizzard showed hir sft as funny as the first? asked the Sultan anxiously. Island ferry-boat is probably fully enon q A ONAN Be Presented este i what ft Is to bea real “Sammy Prhbie “1 don't want to laugh myself to death again. The royal Very int ting alse archaeologi Bre sthe | ney will ke frat ined oni wanten acon lit espectally as the Thirty-fourth ptreet phy Hearn says i's bad for me Femains of the prehistoric lampposts of the upper | ory erases eee ere Lt care weren't running, and he had to ao] ,,"TH® same girl" sald the lovely: Schererzade, “is an aw. Broadway region and the curious street signs which st Pawcw has Rhalan Seta cbetlol co iit a aprint from Broadway to the ferry. YALA RAS a ‘J ‘ . Mpa anes raemtariviltace oll Grwenwieh (boaxhiaod alee ettee . ; Hine os 1 told her to wash the windows all over the he 1 survive in th jake of . Irish ie wor : Th Tena? had to show her sit with her feet in the room and are found in other parts of the city. An archaeological ERY, JACOR of area . rane, Tale of gynsy maiden seems toF the upper war her body outside, with the sash pressed eurvey of New York thoroughly carried out would dis 1s attended Nationat| 3 Lady Deraistently. The) gown upon her asa aupport. This wae #o that she could the 7 ration Ginvantinn “a * t announcement of Corinne’s engagement aH A cert Urvivalof the past wonvenit ince the log. | Biitasereenl toriicosdie cece ies | more reeds wstiat iter side of the panes. ft her 4 ampaten of 18H He ts eighty-| ‘f oe ° B, ehion Of | washing the windows in the fourth story, and then started ¢ years old. ; The Wild Rose” reminds me that this yut to do the marketing. mt . pretty will bi © fourth plece with , ‘or li: 3 a peered eee | ; Dlereaiae rae Crea AM ‘Oh, it was you who dtl the marketing to-day, was Itt? ard) ~ actress has appeared ann eypay ate) at| eaid the Sultan, He looked at his open-faced watch and ger anke . Alive-What makes you look 90 Ne tg | &tinned malignantly . : the head of own company in thts | ® | WomAN’s Worup. } : COON country aie mang the title re In “Car: | ,"Fe% and when I came some them war a crowd In front Ld leer : ‘race 1 was just wandering wnethe§ | os under the managerial eye of her | Of the palace. What do you think that fool girl was doing? | who unvelied the tablet | " e , cenmitted suicide 198 P| other, Jennie Kimball. Later ste ap. Si Was washing the windows on the ground floor, She had . St a ener : All te ke a cheek for ty ts | her feet thrust out of the window. her body was inside the . A . peared in a burlesque of ‘(urmen, THE COLLEGE GRADUATE AGAIN, a a ke, in erent | eee done in Philadelphia. She has just) Pom. and she was scrubbing away for dear life. That's all.” 1s there ger thatthe college graduate may belire monn Alexander Ramauy, | if A HOME:THRUST. completed a neason at the Prince of| “You weakened your story at the finish,” said Schahriar net 1 ‘ ¢ <M H — Wales Theatre in London, Car-| the Sultan “No hired girl in all Persta would scrub all the aka : / mita.”” a gypsy maid, in the opera of | Windows from the fourth floor to the ground floor in one populari Last was Ast i red} of n bearing the worda : sus that name And now George Lederer | day, N 1¢ you had told me she did her little inverted that on friate gent ‘ ml Hf t te Que Y ald Informs me that the title of his play, | stunt on the third floor I might have let you get away with Mantevany7i hal: i tit . * gortraiw af every omcer ot} 4 |The Wid Rose,” refers to the leading | It. But you have prevarica and, py the beart of the MaTitaustact A ; n " w ; character of the place, a dark- akinned, | prophet. you perish” A ia hte tag 4 stadia rf th| rosy cheeked Bohemian girl And thin ts the last word history speaketh on the subject net : . " ar wi JANE GORDON, | of Schahriar the Sultan and the lovely Schererzade ot wea . f ft al‘? eae WoW AULIC pri ‘ . < aonall ik A a 4 AT THE PLAY. HOW TO TELL A GOOD DIAMOND, . con aol She sok: the eeat in front of me, No,” eatd the dealer, “you don't need to be an expert in | pad H Fee nite A order to be able to tell a good diamond from a poor one. , 1} At least twelve inches high. | You need only to have common sense and Rood eyes anda y ‘ £ Fr sl 1 la h i magnifying glass. First you examine the diamond's table. r : her 4 could not see the stage at all, 7 aL A rit altva'sen : fo gave a little cough; ‘The table Is the surface, and {it #hould be perfectly flat and ‘ {t was enough, she took the hint, perfectly octagonal. Then examine the circumference, and ‘i | = Also the bonnet off. if that Is round the gem is, at least, you may be sure, well Fire baw. Manse ‘ loterm : 1 gave a smile, one little smile, picut : $ ‘And then duntoundedvest w, for flaws, you look {fito the diamond, using the x aid ow $f oMrs ta Noa cn oni dent, For culled upon her head the hair si here, for the reason that a flaw impercoptible to the . arse sownats r dinner? vat woman has left the price mark on Waeihigherihaniher Het naked eye will often lower a gem's value 30 or 60 per cent. ark i ter Tr ave somottiing Hert TT ATTA Voukere: Wid teens laws in dlamonds resemble those little feather marks tn : € sje $ vont laugh. Maste it in the tateat style foe that we no often see, though scratches on the surface are : 1 ® ee cr ee er er rat eee ae also flaws. If none are to be found you study next the color, . rae , A DIVORCE TIME Limit, = ee ~ : == =| remembering that the steel blue, because it is che most iN Dr. Savage has a y tha couple should be E brilliant, fs the most destrable and coatly hue, and that the paitieomsiecrastneens| LET HE PEOPLE ON VARIOUS ics eer eee ee marriage. 1 0) & Well, t from pi 1 e cally worthless, but a perfect violet or amber, or rose dla ' wetion Von ate " . For in a great mans t would necussitat ‘ yet th 1 Lenox in J alg wand the} for on seat, 1 have never & K ung overrated, Readery,| Mond brings a fancy price. \ ute a com: : riers ns ; y all eb cnikealeee iaeallin Wemiwarie extent WE. Casro, "| ‘@tudy finally the depth and weight, and if the depth te ite ceremony, it whieh the ba ve would VoOK YN te automo terary Jersey e, too) | by a very rly lady, | was on a New Orleans. | good you won't be cheated if you pay $1 or $1 a carat for marriage y to make them | Was inappropriately pee fehl ats lio 7 DALY Vint Madivont aVania TOAne aN iane tee car An Kusy Mark, your stone. Before the South African war you'd only have to fope o0d apply for the divorce decree to mi mitwoloe i 1 tterary Jerney : nthe to Fifty-fourth street a very stylieh- | To the Maltor of The Rveaing World | pay $100, but $110, thanks to this war, and to the diamond i, @gain. For few up-to-date persons would , y Ae tas fa id rather States es, etal locking young lady gentleman got) 4 understand the police h closed | trust, and to the heavier customs duty, |x now the market Miiiiaee bindly into the sea of matrimony wi STEALEY, Buford, belon, tc Tub A Kms mnMtsod up Yerk aboard. As there was no vacant seat | ®ambiing houses to prevent people from| PT I . peaey inte :the sea of matrimo with the pasium. 1 atm gymnasium jp State ' 1 vechwiN in the car T got ul the lady | eetting. d Why) aan they hee ee jefge that they had a year's swim ahead of them laite for t urther devel aay > mir She mat she waa | vent the people from getting cheated the life-preserver of divorce could be clutched nih The tenia World nt what is the a crner Scores Us, eee it and the wantin ae Held | by pawnbrokers? My brother bought a| POOR, SENSITIVE SOUL! _ : | 1 nine ery (ow: people really Rood body without w good brain, In. To the } Ne Hvenine Wor me wC. F_BURKE. | watch last week in such a store. The| , é ry much for study of literat order th man may be wholly sound Tne > New York | wae oS ae man told*him that the watch was unres| _ The following curioux advertisement recently appeared tn he muat make hix —"Where the pe Jer tho] Yet literature ix one of the most inter forbidden to be wrong in tus » unwilling to| esting subjects that can be thought 4 LOUIS A. KERE Jaw," says Mayor Carter Harrison, of Chicago. | Pe ple Appear to relish a common topic A Jersey Rapitoedicum, pment of the matter, and that is why the at-| far more than a lofty and Inspiring one! To the Gditor of The Eves World forcement of the Sundey closing of saloon side | Tno city of New York contains an in-| Here je a pusale for dofendere of Ne: fil alwaye be made ridiculous. Rumeravle number of free lbraries,| Jersey who think because a man live: wr and saw . if tt fi @ London paper: nd a tot of | Tete Halter of The Evening World cepa IPT to him for te. tha | “Gentleman wants board-residence. Real good home, in . What Is luck? A contends that there 1) family, No other boarders. Being ov jes standing, a thin ua nev next day he went to a jeweller to find| small y. if ovVermout, therefore Taitieaod i | Rage atemetes hever |i luck. If not, we would not have so out whag ft was worth. ARO le au ise} subject to many annoying remarks, advertiser prefere very seo this In the South? Because you are | MARY mlipnsires. B save that luck is | t Bo ‘stout people's company. No others need write. Reference thanked in the most polite way|made by good tmanagement and that No. street, | exchanged. Address,” dc. I entered a men sitting down ‘ PE ee 2 ere tes hal, sak