The evening world. Newspaper, March 15, 1902, Page 6

Published by the Press ul Park Row, New York 3 =< “Bhe Funny Fie of Life. XZ “VOLUME 42... -. s ETE = JOKES OI OUR oye EVERY BOY WILL BE A RAPIDTOODLEUM. BORROWED JOKES. : S$ JUGURBS ANOTHER OBSTACLE. 4 600D DECOY. EXECUTIVE BACKBONE. : A Ny HA PipToedE Saalaninicsthaa @leol alee President Roosevelt {s to be commended alih his] a THK rr? a a“) 7 Will save time? pluck and his principle in : t ron th rit ; , GwsuctS . Bk sai Sip YM cal salleae of indecent letters of Alcest , 4 SAMMY Ia HERG gait gO GOet: @ term in the State Prison ASAP PLACE PLANS. ® pay as you 5 aS FINANCE Osmond You alw prosecuted him, by No, indeed: I pay as othe! See ee at cipccton neonle come r me—Deiroit Free Instead of giving th e b gael President administered a st ‘ : tion: mpl ng h val w HITE MODI Vesey SURE. : oll ae ie it a correct flaure of © ods have “crippled” t $ } 4 ft was not in his powe materially to } sentence of this scoun | His course {s all the more commenda Marked contrast with that flabby mec t { fecently marked the exercise of the { aad in which the late President sho r ‘ i res ot} + weakness. It is evident that Roosevelt inter , : } { H ; H } ; MALAPROPOS. : Cadleigh—1 thought I had met you be. « fore, Miss Browne. Browne—No; I guess it was my the full responsibility his exe sister Cadleigh—Perhaps so, The M browne | met was rather pretty. —Phi deiphia Press A SHADE nit The Useful Telephone, Tate proposed for I , fs no doubt that New York Chicago has a e-cent Fate in si sful operation e et ae : ALTERNATES. “When I get to heaven,” sald a woman * to her Bac “Tam going | to ask Shakespeare of he wrote th plays ‘Maybe he won't be there was the reply “Then you ask him,’ d ihe wife—Stray Stories OUR DEFECTIVE STATISTICS. SUR Ree NAS hier) City of N . Both the State a ting some unwelcom: Statistics and official! returns purp i both in the State and in the city the birth rat a Can Ta ernie cia ‘trifle higher than the death rate so near | : . that without the increase f erat tt York are v A CONCESSION. Roy—Thin isn't what she ver—I know ft Just thin is more expensive, but w nave it for the mame price. —Indlanazoll ry tion would be © wally decreasing. This would be distres: f it were t : A stne neniee ; SL - : true? Are all the bir 1 ‘ Mist . ; BEGINNING TO WAKE UP. complete? If they are net t y use : . 4 vow Lars Ned-Did he marry for love? misleading and show!) not give : Sin = ; lat THA Jack—He thought so.Somervitle J mor ruinicipal authority : : WELL rertnvren ; te false impression of the cond!fions of po | : SISSoS a A Sw oy x Bhe-o) | Our Volcanic Wa t } RE “aeons “et the Colombian { WOOT Tettertnye iC Oi han ey : rebels fairly {)ius uslice ; LB ‘i - ae : Fane hae a Yonkers, Satesman | the Monroe Doctrine } A GENUINE GHOST. Sand xf ore | ‘The belief in apparitions, which 1 t _. Much strengthened by the resear! ! : — { Ores en youiste) ante a : Mra. Piper and other investionto. will thal t ! } u * Eke thi : ‘ ef o ‘ Paekudcastionater stronger confirmation in the tes'im: a ‘ ' ae : i. a ds ‘ sitet {3 fi New Haven, as to the aranve of BORGO EGET EAT Meee aT} . tok ealva fi { ceased husband. Mrs. Kea Me amen x x ; ; \ ri by his manner of slamm Lox — ~+ akes a wow to wink | . vt ma ae would be much more satisfactory if the tient ticat SOMERODIES. ; ic { had been carried further. If the ghost had serum ™mEB 5 FOOTLIGHTS. } , n tor . to have rea “ ebout the delay in getting his breakfast the children or objected to the pur hase of a | Palas beat tet ie g had even sworn at the missing collar oy 1 1 saan t when I nes to town. ‘The play has been ry of w tructed from draw. famiMar tones it would have conf ’ . " sae madelalt’ the ‘capital of) little his genuineness beyond any po mabe ANCIANA, PROF R-II South American republic where But ase it is the evidence ts strong enough to conv: ivan atent 9 al scenes of Richard Harding [a ¥ . al 8 Ava story, “Soldiers of Fortune,” are ta erie cnessnoay bardened an be} ze of $ terary re- | One act discloses an adobe put situated | ing. however, to gather from the s wares | among cocoanut palms on an eminence | Keane that we carry our ba mad temp {ELCHEL H overiooking the harbor. Another, the | third, showa the banqueting hall of an! old palace bearing the unmistakable with us into the spirit land, and that the next world i=} aM ter, ts not much of an {mprovement on this one \ ‘ . arr OT Han be ~ * 10 fellow tecture, Sti another reveals the in THE GIRL WHO WRITES. Aeminct f Mansnchu- |: tertor of a bungalow by light, ib Frederic Harrison predicted that most of our tetioy | SU mean Veolia) atacont zaren or be would soon be the work o pp tha % _ aievns bs y p Ww ung A ¥ mmraleo largely the work cl | \we fr * Katherine Grey, the latest acauteltion | ‘. Johnston's “Audrey t ae to Amelia Bin is now tn {ts one hun 1 fiftieth ty { . 1 x Bijou, ‘ decersor, “To Have and to Hi ‘ York she lett fes, and the new novel start» « 4 J . she bes ui better. The auth just ‘ | Hlonably Ateee | some misgivings, sb t he sa lea the brunette type, | . dime novel” to the Atlantic Mor : ‘ ¢ - 1 Mason, who |* Sanh . Indutgent Mother Wille, . a The list of ¥ the ame hatte Anes wits Wolfe in °Th k have achieved su is ec. Miss § edo || nai with sited ng a only twenty-one wrot feline } . M M ‘ t? Willie Ds £ : " § t 5 Mile Corinne hase been engaged ¢ g varre,” and Miss f | woman! 5 wort. | : ¥ H BB Eistulberry at any: im fat leaaine padi Eecse ah acaies 3 launched “Every Kir H ° np ho ee eee BAG) URN e comedy, “The Wild Rone" nis to Bame has been ‘ ris IN MISERY ne produced next month e has] bride still many y 1 : pear hora iA Eaa pes beste her favorite spin % ‘ : aA te Briou—tf ahe panes American poetry o ; her mind | of twenty-two, a Ra rm . oOo | fessor, Miss Josephix ont | 5 Snyder, of the getty and the! mio pace ran ‘ { has been Ul for th The “blue stocking’ of ¢ en i * poor chappies have } a! @picuous for her feminine cha : doldruma in consequence prototype of past generations wos for the a all the florists have had to work these qualities. The wonder grow ‘ ts f i overtime, Miss Snyder iy now herseit| ‘ ra ie again, and the world looks bright o: ean carry al) she knows and t econ Y ; more to ttle Johnny. THE SOUVENIR FIEND. ; pamela Bing ame sdenaryes 8 pat on Oe ka ‘ i he back for standing out for a good When some friend shows you a bit of v a part for her leadtr man, “Hearts Or salt-cellar, with the remark th : Aflame” does not afford Frank Worth- the launching of the Meteor’ remen : ing an equal opportunity with Mis | pRapert vite and: indvig: : Ringham maequently the play is re- Bits turned to ita author, wh» refuses honesty. Fritz, until he resig ay any after it Mra, Halnes’s wisdom in of the Liederkranz Ciub. hed t sears de fusing to bolster up the leading part at the launching of the achitand 1G | fer Mr. Worthing may be questioned. | to have the table service ir th the 1 ah | Sir, Tam aware that we are not eee ete pe teeey ane. ups Cen ts of the 2,000 invit | acquainted, tut twist " shown herself to be a wise, a sensible, CU u e prrowe mditeecachs aaliyd ) to appear to ¢ and «@ very level-headed woman, but she has done something absolutely Junique in the annals of the stage. She| + | deserves bouquets by the bushel | “eee JANE GORDON, deal of silverware from stewards and chef ce. The depredations of souvenir-sec i vk thts silverware to such an extent that Fritz, un-| snd 1 on 1 o reimburse bis friends for the loan hes been fore Bessy ont oo 0 on etn LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE ON VARIOUS TOPICS. — | There Are Others, man, shake! So thavil ft me, and I want it 1468 FO ROOD oo 0M after ike rema vicinity until the fol- rich man has been borne home by his iueen. ‘This she army took thrmugh Jersey toward Yor: ¥ i has often passed \ 8 of de-| rt. om 5 “apie 4 ae pounda of de-| 1 me iio ot : vilege. 1 grant! town, f give wing information shen" they retumed, to friends inebriated with champagne : not on record as W Mw 1 man, But her As far as Princeton three different nd 1h ecember. 1x \ RERPEN extreme of iriving the victim Into bank- |!" e Fay hesustiie And ay atid wil routes were followed, ‘The Amer! Hi aeiath hs Microbes on the « fn mind that the guests at this lunchex Reet te eneetiet SOD CS RE OU Fe aie te eer rion ene eelee & Question of Do sok eevee. OE, Foe. Brendes We $ ‘ 4 , ner the tt phe! inte I desire to call the atention « 5 elect; had they been poor w York w DAE the Kaltor of The Kye z Seon of ‘ x \ the Rew York Bester of ea ere Malan, through ‘The Evening World est against the closing of beee ) Sundays, It te unreasonable. , man can go his club on Sunday and drink champagne with- ot eating anything alton, pation of thievery, But what would the poor is with the well-to-do only | a harmless foible ‘The double mora! | to prevail too frequently—in gen- yn| Marched from Kakeat hy way of Para- mu and nl I nd encamped at Speingfeld TT other marehed by Pompton to Chatham, while the French, the dangerous condition of the elevated railroad cars, The foul odors arising from the floor mats in the cars is sick- jening, These ate are never cleaned, It, the! never disinfected of the disease werms | | o Evening W Suydain'a” quest yen are guyed I would guess and that ls m5 raeymery with, orains and ne ay drink at their clubs on Sunday when | ro 1% n ‘ egniro’ mont ‘of the fat jobs| Keeping to the right, passed through SPIES poder aba peed latidrarye| Cary health inspectors and high: peleeal | ib” is closed; in Senators who do at| Man {* suppored to be superior to New York City. G. W. H. | Sufterns and Pompton to Whippany. jm leh: fe met. @ ths ey. ed yolentiate know so much about. Unieas ind reprehensible tf done by | Woman 1 every reapect. Yet woman The Routes They Took. | The frat troops proceeded to Brunswick, jring water, Wespe’ tn. the) house, oF | tare. Se IRtehipegt RECS taken: ant | lone “Abs f i drink water, which is free to rich and| systematic tinizal) is man to give Wer his seat in q|To the Riltor of The Byening World | sre centre {0 Bound Brook, the French oo alike. The beer js tntoxionte| ese nie disease rapidly soad car, @he wénts suffrage just| In answer to “Jack Simonson's" non” gua A wn to Bulito Re rete ie tation ere, ito iY Hf superior, She must be sought| tions, es to what route Washington’ oH rr) | Meas Eaoe ono pane Gwa8 i : | worships characternstics of early Spantsh archi- |" A LENTEN MAIDEN. hink her softly praying, saving OO aaa eo oe THT THE HIGH ROADS | Her Meditations. s planning what to wear on FE9OOOS9OO 7 4% TO SUCCESS. BY Cece DUFFIE BOYLAN, " man yman ina 1 nk the man she * par ) capable any act of fhe only had an op- know cored gentleman or that he ts only waiting Ke hin ne martyred heroes that she shed expe thatan 7 . He ts n nhe wat He will be sure to rush into « ¢ sumebody at risk of his s fear such a fate may large draughts of ful cémfort, hetwe es. at the thought of his in- 1 daring t assed And if he has has never met a gre uldering in his breast the world That tren thrills and She may name of ness and gk rage deficient | ¥ ascribing t and any AN INDICTMENT IDYL. man sald “And we've ay grand-stan¢ And the Holy Cause And we'ra Just about t the sun. we've been indicting Wis arade sald Pari “That sald Gotham Town 54 * drown? y in strength and aw it ts not given her to love a man she finds a way out of the diMculty er virtue that she may fen might be w man » astonish arful thing a woman calls her heart but she & feet viel t t rege what he really may be. wh friends wonder an in him. But she re- wear nature sometimes chooses poor materials) and h s hands? » Keeps for builds es him ot ind fads, um sur ts the best; to hear A Jerome-ization of Kipling. that nowon neath “But how about MecAuliffe’s death?” askel Files on ow, don’t go geiting personal! the Big Policemam “Wet Sundays, and the Subway blasts?” asked Piles om | be all from you! Back up!’ the Big Policeman We're ripping Crime clear up the back in good old What do we care if citizens thelr Sabbath thirst can 2 And McAuliffe and the Subway can go ‘way back and > ait down, ‘What's that a-flying overh: Parade. vgling from y lex on Parne “Bome scalps of folk« that talked too much, Policeman said For the public vob we like; ur belt?" For we've been indicting Wisker Jn the morning!' a?" asked Files om “Just a few streets a-blowing up.’ the Big Policeman asked the Big * silenced and we'll do Just what ifem- eee ee cir © | ree) See ee ee ea) : $ he Reformers are too happy and content to go on 2 trike; came down the Pike : Since we've been indicting Wisker in the morning A. P. TERHUNE, And they think we're just the justest bunch that eer