The evening world. Newspaper, March 14, 1902, Page 10

‘< Ghe Funny S ide of oer eeeeee® 3 Bd “THE QUEEN'S HATS WILL BE BIRDLESS. Published by the Park Row = 4 at New Y : ) ° = Sa [JORESOF OUROWS) —-A_RAPIDTOODLEUM TO OUST GUDEN. BORROWED Joxts. : A SUSPIC lous TUNNEL (ile yerenania i Do nition. § | 4 The new introduced at ine } - f j with the proposed | AV : k sith fal “l¥ceah) a t ao person f| nel and the chang strates a RINSE AER H : ra 4 Ao i H sity of clo: Wate « : eat } MUCHOIN LITTLE *| {t also illustrate ar meth : H } ‘i j >| needed to carry t the ome p 5 { ; cee ‘ eh Ht confers on the corporation | having ; { f eoecia «how whatever to the mé 1 aks a { ' _ safeguards whi t ee “ ¥ ; xo shown to be ne es ‘ 1 marked! W Yen municipal right Vthe Simple sti ? It not only to the co! t i F on { $ tes oo reform are in conflict w Great w Yo ‘ : aN « R epecifically annuls the ring tha oct ‘ YEVER WIND! : ite provisiuns 4 WEST HIM Pwo me bt 4 . m™ and vol Havin . ° : t ‘ i i" it wipes out t x \+ $ snes s A ow condemnation priv ani 1 pal propert ie 1 Sn famoxes ois Int ‘i . ‘ I Cou NITION n Standa cities, re 5 we mit 0 up| yo SS Toe SERVICES OF $ tion of stre fi re th . 4 5 DAMpAtY SUBURBS { SUITE SIGN excessive powers in tie ti : attra ; ; RAPIDE DLEOK $ oie the Duseva are Perhaps the m marks ‘ ! - ; éxreno 70 HM (§.5) 4, $ rolriz i a that it w wn rl ‘ 1 . { THe FREE Dom OF TH ‘ { ' wh Nee eae me oa ONG arante wh ‘ AY Ve shown way) { Bannty fy lroex oF ify grote a f “_— wap tex } Coy Cokes \ i i = = \+ Ne : Un ; Wa ane t sa portralt of Lady © Dixie to whom the : : 1 blow up} s75Bhe | King and Queen have written t Miss Knollys that they rts Tribute \ x At : { yas wt their powe p ‘he massacre of birds for ! ' , } Hoo a : ae oe | vi made THE DELICATESSEN MAN “LIBRARY DAT.” $ you knom . toro} {iter cook made a bad wreak 10. § Yesterday was Andrew Carnegie ibrary day” and| } ; “Bhe—-How 90? 4 ‘ IN KANS ; . . he gave a ty-elghs all o - { Tells of a Spot Prince Henry Missed. even the Albany library he “ i Miioning ase bd ow $ car on wa in 6, > ; nt of the New York Delicatessenbund was also ve Ha ar M “ t , dash of machine he Med the uniyersity % tity and the unfortun: 4 ‘ t bsert ; ; be tired of German Atalect whith. with the no and hock ; htawoy, everyday English. : al tun argement 0 eesti erviewed on Prinoe Henry and the result school up t i $ i A the hool up H 4 p } = t r \) surrounded the pickles These em Lew eitever } the dead white of the bowl. wealth fr h on of ir nests Ul Ls a tong yards tay life- exactly t ha’ a dirg: Cart i i : . e hoes tn the swettser cheese put it, but wertin ‘ sew for a muit\-| 3 ; aaa hae the Mohawk Valley were attractive 4 ; fj i . Kige Bearer “es } . ‘ : varie , Phe strings of sausage looked millionaire to die without having given anything to a} 2 eas y } wesher . " } t huge, dusky pearis Nothing im all public endowmer + fl e ; s fm qn ‘ way aaier than to create an “atmosphere” in @ _ _ : ' 1 { SAMMY SERURE YB Powers ; ' | Pics ~~~ ~ ~~~ ~~ Sa Bygones. Sraudude SB rb a dird Bie-BieVs retro gars b.6- —— — > 1 did na on Prince Henry the President of the telegr \ CONVENIENCE. ‘ Delfcateasendund, “because I was too busy, but I had the ' ‘ | ; | 5 | honor of sending some noodies to Mra, Cornelius Vandertit'e Midland “ ‘ " i) so EBODIES } } 4 address for the Prince’s dinner . r A 5 FOOTLIG President's thritty wife dustied tn and sharpened the " m \¢ ™ od i T TS: nrving knife on a paxed chicken, +. SE RESID 5 Des a new st nthe the c t New York decatessen men,s X will make his debut as] ° ‘ ly, “is that Prince Henry 414 ABSTEMIOLS NEW TORK. py es soa e AY] not make hts vts that we might have The statistics of Sunday drinking in New \Gaviey, gam ? i UE Das tera On era ae, » spot in the vicinity of nished by District-Atio Jevome are inter tt] the Unites i as been written ne es tely and completely, on 4 thut on question M om | ¢ alied “Friend Kari Mr Devoe ) Glen Inland. A kommers at Lu UL delat soda Penta : in having Annie Yeamans | Imand atth the P the seat of honor, would! with the authority of an expert. and in his appe ul il i Ne ; fie Pa nye given him a elimi f nome life that wouM have Legislature in favor of Su opening he mates | EES 4 TUN Ei lta ied rought tears to his eyes. that in the 7,000 saloons ty open on Sundays! od will a Prealden ked a pickled onion from the fragrang/ 0b ter t ¢ nts 0,400 | - . aoaD a td . it sadly the 14,000 bark he want Lao,bied | se ~~ fat EO euerit yes BAUS ICY) the If there prorima ¢ ney GRAM. HISHoE ¢ land ‘ ace tn th Tntied States where you ean dig up wiener Yorkers a epuiona ' hnitze! with a spade aad wnerw the American Indian hai we ‘rea e .: $ taught r the Gern tongue ‘The only seals in! ss aiciteealinvat : ! . i tr ‘ ned vs and sorrows of gers ni i RE (5 5 at scld waters, and on the ptle of than 10,000—1t leaves only abou Vor} : is 00 Raibaildtawer alte | tioee ae Jess than of ‘ sigue cau t and rall the gentlemen passengers om violate the uw 1 p © passing boats 5 ise i font uneasily knocked a basin of baked beangy uM euApe nter beans back Into the basin and , see c he resumed with gentle sadnesa “And then, th i | . \ralers. Mow the Prince would have enjoye * }4 o representat eo-la-tte; Uelaciee-ta Iocan fancy him alte . { | 2 in) New 6 treen e inrge and portly maidem EDDIL BOVEL'S LIN ELV TRIP. : | con 1 viva * way from face moving Air every two minutes 21 ‘ " 1 Hree M Aer » se would have been ' Fs t , : dhipma ¢ « a . t ave had them. tf : 1 a ‘ tty tn charming E sued, “the larse Ht i ~ } ' : talent for hard work f rub that rears as high os hadva } ; Daren wit bis ie 3 5 } i apes | Rashi rads from the clams ride on t umpe Parin are $ } ste Aer place w on get German milk an® structed { ‘ F : ‘ . u call t $! into the ; Pi lead sa mines New Yorks sewerk are : . ning. auntie 5 enn A. “f never saw jt to my. knowledge. room in then xceoed 1 ai oi : Se ech A think It would $ Ma = ‘ the President of the Dellcatessenbund, “lq room) in them. 1a) exccedi og : 5 = ountry tn one's u eo kt at met Agia lammer plant. The Pr M have been doe What a trip | i human compan 4 "WOMAN'S WORLD. | Fipewsee ee Sen ee a to the Antipodes 18 Je. ga’ with that though against us alone except for the RARE HER OPINION. i A CASE OF INDIGESTION, ad have teen spending their) | A ray of punilent shot mua edt through) the window: ang rere t on the way ¢ ml s spats a on the cold roast vea tema agrms, ene a hee? AS HeRe, ie. made | f SELeaIe SNe af mitted said 1, “that the vist of Prince Henry, of mud frum another © stay at him wit] be Fea ies pe aealoe Zed | will effect the tariff on the Imported frankfurters which arg “things like pieces of be : een eee rable raiment | made in the Washington market?” sides of the sewer and swtp gan } reas ianen I will look {t up,’ said the President, "and let you know. him about and poun: At : Br aeibetrnetoeay t FRED NYE. walls, and whe : ral @) es |- usua wa F 4 i o| Burt's Intimate frienda were $462 8 1493 O24 OO DHO® .64-0-94-—0 202 cometh ¢ : eres ay incised ay theHnewe: uf ing and P L : i ia On the Downtown Side Eddie. | j : lie & her long and it’s all over.” But at the ent he el ; : Q ation helwwe calmer of an Vptown Street. ing into the familia; Hast K dock-rat , Arent title o: : * | ber and aty’ com On the downtown side of an uptown street . t . 2 ” n atth altars Is the ume of a maiden I'd like to meet, hood. i 1° ‘ we «Mr Stanford Rut Pm on the Youths to whom fame woot W & look with “1 ; ath mA nicing fellow And she's on the 7 envious ey n et W { tes t Siw ‘ ‘ " on dow v1 5 ever stood on such a pinnacle” What wits Bre . : ' 4 this attavena master? | as BDRBC Minty old 1 i he a ic : ‘ 3 ' well mor nine uy wha * [land s! ke h me! On the uptown of the dirty old “L* > feat to this? When 9 fo Mist ; ) nde nw me inst niga $l ride with May the happy Teccelneneoret MaWaher ults well Fs there is a sphere of useful: ¢ § s Neots of it yet : ne and prosper Rut I'm on the downtown Sam's submarine mines to boats ar foverneee Riot toma baba aed PED DIO AEE 4-89-97 HDTSSHDODES EES JANE GORDON When she’s on the uptown, Z On the wn aide of the dirty old "L."" 3 > j THE TESTIMONY OF THE PHONOOK APH FRO M TH E _PEOPL E ON VARIOU 1s rOPK S. Or the uptown aide of a downtown atreet, The former steward of the New Jersey, maintaining a nuisance \u allow AOE e c to how! at all hour hi wt ne i weller t phonograph which & week p i toran uh ty a, aufferin my L recorded the canine yow By those have not yet) oa roug xle earned that even the camera can \« to He thi 8 1 believe) of ew x lent but industrious witness is reiled on to furnien |bensive Tenemen’ || pnvincing testimony for the omplainants [ee ig an miner OS E But who is to identify a particular how! as the voc elit dition now Are uct of @ particular dog? It does not seem Likely | 2°82!’ we are tla ave a the testimony will greatly bother the lawyers for | oy,” we " And the question may be asked whether 0 ph is the boon to man its inventor designed or the bane. It is certain!y put to base uses to perpetuate noises already, too ebundant Brooklyn Gti Tw the EAttor ot The Evening Tam pretty eure any Brooklyn girl would have nothing to do with “Ch terdeld MoGuire.” who scores Brooklyn mma two miles on ite discharging tte oH . pw 1 awa em, Tae coal War » ail ov r mw ri " |: we ontroet and the dr swore at h y mt mig ! 4A ten i | ful-tuck LOVIS A. KERD m r fovhers wh ‘i Pra 1 kirl ave no ia Maren 17, 1890, 1 \ ‘ 5 he mu “ n oF fThe Hyeuing Wort ‘ B om Ms fan Kindly let me know the . c ‘ to th . y Windsor Hotel wae burned . isi by pan tly as and #0. in 0 or AL BROOKLYS Git. | MAN ‘ A CORI ERS Which Minstrel? Men For Care in the Park, 1g through a street 1 To the Baitor of The Byening Wort . ety rning Wor To the # 5 Inrge coal wal J notice Mr. Primrose claims Emer f th tappears) 1 have a Ito the brim, discharging its contents son was the original singe the old 4 man wields over three crosstown tunni town a coal scuttle. When about half wne “Big Sunflower.” 1 think he is e nappy he is, Thejacross Central Park. It ts the hardest| empty an automobile delivery wagon) mistaken, If 1 remember right Bobby man who controle the doings of a large thing imaginable to cross from the ea: uddenly turned the corner, making Newcomb brought out the song at lumber of men is alwayn in danger ef \ to weat efde on account of the park ly-| straight for the horses, ‘They took|San Francisco Minstrels | | naving that power suddenly taken away) ing between. One must go in care for] fright, ran away and Gragged the wagon! Q@EORGE W. COOPERLANY, This maiden's em} But 1 work 0 Ga the uptown side On a dewntown cars Broadway I frequently see her for whom I repine, Rut when Fm on an uptown : mn a downtown On a downtown ear of the Broadway line 1 am downtown, ntown Ww 1 am uptown. 1 work at night-time, She tn the daytime. right time for us to meet, 5 or downtown, in “L'' train or street. WILLIAM JOHNSTON, | | saumeeones Horseor sooeeeeeseeeeennneoe’